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<v Speaker 1>on the phone for a second date update today thinks

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<v Speaker 1>that his date was ruined by pirates. What. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the most awesome start of any second date we've

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<v Speaker 1>ever had. You know, it doesn't happen often, but every

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<v Speaker 1>once in a while, pirates will come in and just

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<v Speaker 1>ruin a date. Those guys are jerks. They're always doing

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<v Speaker 1>things like that. His name is Paul, not the pirate,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy that's day. No, it wasn't some pirate name

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<v Speaker 1>Paul that showed up and his emails said that pirates

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<v Speaker 1>came up and he thinks that's what ruined his date. Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Hey? How are you? Is this like something

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<v Speaker 1>like figure of speech? We don't understand. Um, it's right

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<v Speaker 1>in between, right in between. Okay, So before we find

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<v Speaker 1>out how pirates ruined your date, who's the girl that

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<v Speaker 1>you went out with what's her name, Vicky? Vicky? And

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<v Speaker 1>where did you meet Vicky on the high season? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I met her on this new app, Bumble. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>get heard of it? Yeah, that's not new. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>around for a little bit. It's kind of like the

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<v Speaker 1>thing right now though, really Yeah? Yeah, oh well I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was like the cool new thing. It is cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I think it is. It kind of, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's been around for a while. It's the one where

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<v Speaker 1>the ladies choose the dudes. Okay, yeah, so you guys

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<v Speaker 1>have heard of it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, right, so your

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<v Speaker 1>friends told you to try Bumble and that's where you

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<v Speaker 1>met her. Yeah, so we matched on Bumble, chatted a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit and thought I would take her out for

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<v Speaker 1>some drink since she said he get Now, was this

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<v Speaker 1>your first ever like online dating experience. No, I've tried

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<v Speaker 1>tender before one on a couple unsuccessful dates. And I

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<v Speaker 1>tried Craig Bliss one time, and that definitely was I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why you thought that would work. That's where

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<v Speaker 1>you could probably find a real life pirate, the pirates.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean? You said? Do you think your

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<v Speaker 1>date was ruined by pirates? O? Game. So here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I took her out to get some drinks, and I

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<v Speaker 1>know that for me, it takes about two to three

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<v Speaker 1>drinks to really boosten up and get good at conversation. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So first drinks things were still kind of stiff. Second drink,

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<v Speaker 1>things already to get better. And then by the third drink,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I may have gone too far. Why because

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason pirates came up and conversation, or they

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<v Speaker 1>sensored up to your table in conversation, okay, okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it would be funny to talk in a

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<v Speaker 1>pirate voice like our Maki the Seven Seas be, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that. Well, it's hard, okay, Paul the your fence,

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard not to do that. When anyone brings up pirates,

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<v Speaker 1>we all want to say something about booty and walk

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<v Speaker 1>in the plank and the whole day. It's true. Why

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<v Speaker 1>do you think that ruined your date? Well, it was

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<v Speaker 1>fine at first, but I got stuck in the pirate

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<v Speaker 1>voice or not exaggerating five to ten straight minutes a

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<v Speaker 1>condition where you literally just got stuck and couldn't get

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<v Speaker 1>out of it. Yeah, it really felt like a medical condition.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you tell that she was like, okay, joke over

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<v Speaker 1>at a certain point, or did you just keep going

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<v Speaker 1>and you weren't aware of that? I definitely just kept going.

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<v Speaker 1>And at this point she was barely even responding. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure she was just trying to think of ways

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<v Speaker 1>to escape the situation. God, you needn't help escaping the

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<v Speaker 1>pirate voice. More like it. You should have slipped her

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<v Speaker 1>a note that said help me. I've been captured. If

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<v Speaker 1>I could have, I would have. But that was that

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<v Speaker 1>was the problem. Was I just kept going. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>how quickly did your date end after you got a

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<v Speaker 1>case of the pirates. Well, eventually I was able to

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<v Speaker 1>get back to my normal voice. I drug the whole

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<v Speaker 1>pirate thing, and since really apologized for going on for

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<v Speaker 1>too long. She you know, accepted my apology and we

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<v Speaker 1>moved on and had a pretty good conversation after that.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't bolt right after the pirates, didn't bolt, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>just out of courtesy, so it wouldn't be very obvious.

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<v Speaker 1>So how did everything end with her? Then? So? I

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<v Speaker 1>things were wrapping up and she said she needed to

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<v Speaker 1>get out of year, and she said that her friend

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<v Speaker 1>was coming to pick her up. So I waited, and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to, you know, try to kiss her

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<v Speaker 1>in front of her friend and after everything. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>not a pirate move. Im pirateate have grabbed her right

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<v Speaker 1>in front of her friend and made out with her. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is, I'm not actually a pirate. If I was,

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<v Speaker 1>I probably would have definately gotten a second date. It

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<v Speaker 1>all makes more sense now that he established that, and

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<v Speaker 1>you've heard nothing back from her at all. No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well we'll play a song. Come back, call her and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. If you ask for your

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<v Speaker 1>second date update in a pirate voice, Oh gosh, is

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<v Speaker 1>here Paul? Give me a second date? All right? Well, perfect,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll do it right after this fucking Jubilan morning. I

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<v Speaker 1>told myself I wouldn't do it, but fortunately I can't

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<v Speaker 1>help it. Welcome back to your second date update where

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<v Speaker 1>pirate Paul is on the phone. Will he be getting

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<v Speaker 1>a date or walking the plank? All right, got it

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<v Speaker 1>out of my system. You know that everyone in the

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<v Speaker 1>car right now just do the same argument. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so hard not to. Right in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update and Paul is on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason for the pirate theme is because Paul thinks

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<v Speaker 1>that his pirate impersonation killed his chances at a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>He went out with a girl named Vicky who he

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<v Speaker 1>met on Bumble. They were hanging out and then they

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<v Speaker 1>got on the subject of pirates, and then he started

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<v Speaker 1>talking like a pirate and then, to use his words,

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<v Speaker 1>got stuck in pirate mode and couldn't stop and went

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<v Speaker 1>on for like ten minutes. And he feels like that

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<v Speaker 1>joke just went way too far and she might think

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<v Speaker 1>he's kind of a weirdo. You're ready to go, Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>ready to call her? Yeah? Absolutely, let's go. And you're

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<v Speaker 1>sure you can stay away from pirate Paul, Right, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to stay out of the pirate voice. Okay, okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Well if I enter a pirate mode, who knows what

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<v Speaker 1>will happen. Yeah, You're not in control at that point.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. I'm gonna dial her phone number right now

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<v Speaker 1>and see if we can figure out why she's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back. Okay, okay, okay, Hello, can I speak

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<v Speaker 1>to Vicky please? This is Vicky. Hey, Vicky, how are you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the morning. Um, Hi, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you calling me? I just want to ask

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<v Speaker 1>you a couple of questions about some stuff. Hey, Vicky,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you get my number? Oh? You know from someone? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what is going on? This is Jewil from Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's a radio show. But why are you calling me?

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<v Speaker 1>You recently went out with a dude who liked you

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, and now you're not calling it back. So

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<v Speaker 1>he sent us an email asking if we could get

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<v Speaker 1>you on the phone to figure out what happened. His

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<v Speaker 1>name's Paul. Oh okay, Oh you remember Paul. I remember Paul. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he told us. He told us about your day and

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<v Speaker 1>how he kept talking in pirate He thinks that might

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<v Speaker 1>have turned you off. Yeah, it was really weird. He

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<v Speaker 1>was really normal at first, and then like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even remember how we got into the conversation about pirates,

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<v Speaker 1>but we started talking about pirates, and then he wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>stop talking in a pirate voice, and it went on

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<v Speaker 1>for what seems like forever. Yeah, he didn't tell us that,

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<v Speaker 1>and he knows that he kind of screwed up by

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<v Speaker 1>doing that. Yeah. I mean, he kept making these jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>He kept saying like something something poop deck like he

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<v Speaker 1>just kept saying pop. I don't know. I guess he

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was funny, but it was just really weird,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it reached the point where it wasn't funny, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he kept going for a really long time after that.

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<v Speaker 1>So you, I mean after Pirate Voice, you weren't attracted

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<v Speaker 1>to him anymore. I mean it was cute at first,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it just got really weird. And then he

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<v Speaker 1>started talking to me about other dates he was going

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<v Speaker 1>to go on later in the week, Like like he

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<v Speaker 1>switched up to like we were friends or something. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>rewind us a little bit. You said he was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about dates he was going on later in the week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so like we matched on Bumble and he was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about other people that he matched with, and then was

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<v Speaker 1>just like casually bringing up like, oh yeah, on Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go out with this person, Like should I

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<v Speaker 1>bring her flowers? Like what would you suggest that I do?

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<v Speaker 1>That is I mean, was it a weird attempt to

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<v Speaker 1>bond with you over both doing the dating app. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to figure out why someone would ever bring

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<v Speaker 1>that up. Yeah, I don't know. I mean it was

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<v Speaker 1>really weird and like I didn't really know him. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like I was getting like crazy jealous or

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<v Speaker 1>something because this was our first date. But that just

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<v Speaker 1>seems like such a weird, kind of really rude thing

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<v Speaker 1>to do if you're on a date with stuff, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that should usually be common sense. But we're talking, you're

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<v Speaker 1>also going to go and talk like a pirate for

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes. You might not understand that's not exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>you do on a date. A good point. That's so

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<v Speaker 1>weird though. I mean, if someone did that to me,

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<v Speaker 1>I would read it as they weren't interested in me

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<v Speaker 1>and that they were trying to friend zone me, right,

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<v Speaker 1>which had he not done the pirate voice, maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>would have immediately gone to that assumption. But I think

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<v Speaker 1>I just felt like he didn't understand how dates are

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to go. I think you are at how did

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<v Speaker 1>you react, by the way, when he was telling you

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<v Speaker 1>about these other girls? So I told him my opinion

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<v Speaker 1>on whatever he brought up, like, yeah, sure, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>she'd like it if you've brought her daisies. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know you gave him solidating device, Yeah I guess sure. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean now I'm like I probably should have just

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<v Speaker 1>told him off. Well, you know you can tell him

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<v Speaker 1>off because he's on the other line listening and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. He's what, he's listening to this

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<v Speaker 1>conversation and wants to talk to you. Hey, Vicky, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god? What what is wrong with you? Why would

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<v Speaker 1>you do this? I just wanted to see what's up

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<v Speaker 1>and thought that just be a funny way to get

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<v Speaker 1>your attention. Funny way. Did you think that talking about

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<v Speaker 1>other girls on our date was gonna get my attention? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>We've only been on one date, so I wanted it

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<v Speaker 1>a problem if I had brought up other girls? What?

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<v Speaker 1>No home, no matter, what doesn't matter how long you're

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<v Speaker 1>still going on a date with somebody, you don't bring

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<v Speaker 1>up other dates. Usually, I don't know. It kind of

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like she's a little bit jealous. Why are your dude,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all like weird exclusive or anything. I'm allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>see other people and teach you be okay with that? Yeah, Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine. That's what dating is. But I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of an unsaid rule that you don't ask

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<v Speaker 1>that other people you're dating about advice for other dates. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>She's a question you don't need to be like scared

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<v Speaker 1>of a question. I'm not scared of a question. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't freak your care. If you're dating other people, that's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't want to give you advice about it

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<v Speaker 1>like that just makes me feel like I'm completely not important.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know you know your tone and everything. You

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<v Speaker 1>sound a little bit jealous, Paul. I'm not jealous. I

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<v Speaker 1>just think it's breaking insane that you would bring up

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<v Speaker 1>other girls roles while you're on a date with me, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you asking me for dating advice? Don't you

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<v Speaker 1>have friends to help you with that? Like? What who

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<v Speaker 1>would be a better person to ask for dating advice

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<v Speaker 1>than the person that I'm currently on a date with?

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<v Speaker 1>In a weird way, Paul, that's a good point, But no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not supposed to do that. No, you're not supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. Why else would you care? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care, Paul. I just don't want to go

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<v Speaker 1>on any more dates with you, because this is not

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<v Speaker 1>how I want to date somebody. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>give you advice on other people. Well, maybe if you

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<v Speaker 1>continue dating me, you'd be the only person I went

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<v Speaker 1>on dates with, and that'd be pretty cool. Really, out

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<v Speaker 1>of all the girls, I like you the best. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I am so flattered. Thank you, it's so really special.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. Oh my god. Honestly, Paul, just go have

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<v Speaker 1>fun with the billion other dates you have this week.

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't care, not a billion three. Hey, Vicky,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to be date number four this week

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<v Speaker 1>and go out with Paul one more time? We'll pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it. No, one thousand percent. No, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to date with myself. Yes, it's really shocking. Come on, Vicky,

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<v Speaker 1>we had so much fun, maybe the first three minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>and not even to mention the freaking talking like a

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<v Speaker 1>pirate for ten minutes, like you were. I couldn't help myself.

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<v Speaker 1>He was stuck in pirate, Vicky, come on, one more date? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure you will go out with me? Yes? No, Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna go out with you. Maybe to be

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<v Speaker 1>weird in the morning. Text in at seven eight, five

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<v Speaker 1>nine two, it says it sounds like the guy in

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update has never been out with anybody

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<v Speaker 1>in his life, And yeah, it did kind of sound

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<v Speaker 1>like that. If you missed today's second date update, this

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<v Speaker 1>dude named Paul wanted to call Vicky. He wasn't sure

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<v Speaker 1>why he wasn't getting a call back. He thought maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it was because he slipped into pirate and couldn't get

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<v Speaker 1>out of it. Apparently during their first date he wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>stop talking like a pirate and joking around like a

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<v Speaker 1>pirate the whole time, and we're like, dude, why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you just drop it after the first couple times, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't get out of it. I was stuck in pirate.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been stuck in pirate before, but he was.

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<v Speaker 1>And when we got her on the phone and found

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<v Speaker 1>out the reason it's one is because of the pirate,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, that was weird to her. But then also

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<v Speaker 1>he kept talking about all these other dates that he

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<v Speaker 1>was going on, clearly trying to be like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a lot of options, and that's not very

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<v Speaker 1>impressive to go out on a date with somebody and

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<v Speaker 1>then talk about all the other dates you have lined up.

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<v Speaker 1>Wanted advice from her, Yeah, but it is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>sad that he can get lots of date options and

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<v Speaker 1>there's people, normal people who can't even find one is

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<v Speaker 1>going on in this world, say he's out on the day,

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<v Speaker 1>being like, oh, I got this hot date line up

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<v Speaker 1>for Thursday. She says that she likes to hike and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Should I go hiking? What do you think I should

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<v Speaker 1>do with her? Just asking advice? Text in at seven

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<v Speaker 1>eight five nights, he says, I just hated the guy

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<v Speaker 1>because he had the worst pirate voice ever it did.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree. It wasn't convincing or good at all. That's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a fun part about accents and doing impressions. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you say that because you're not good at those. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to be good to do an impression. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can. Just it's fun. So they decided to not

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<v Speaker 1>go out again. But I'm guessing for Paul it's okay

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<v Speaker 1>because apparently he's got options just lined up. He's got

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<v Speaker 1>he's got dates for days. That's what it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>to me. I honestly think though, that he was making

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<v Speaker 1>up these other dates like some guys try to impress

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<v Speaker 1>girls and do something like that. I don't think he

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<v Speaker 1>has a bunch of dates. No. I think that that's

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<v Speaker 1>what internet dating has done to everybody. It's made people

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<v Speaker 1>have options that probably shouldn't always have that many options. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>all you have to do is have no k picture

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<v Speaker 1>and some interests, and you can find dates online, so

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<v Speaker 1>he probably did have a lot of dates up. He's

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<v Speaker 1>probably also not going to be getting a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>calls back from those dates. They're all first dates. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>let's be honest, we're not like talking. He's got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of relationships on the line right now. I'm assuming

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<v Speaker 1>Paul will be back for more second date updates. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>it's only going to be Paul now in second day updates.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like another one didn't call me back. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why. Yeah,