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Speaker 1: this is so thrilling.

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Speaker 2: Every year, I can't believe we're here again. Cheers to that,

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Speaker 2: Cheers to another unveiling of the Cultural Award nominations. I

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Speaker 2: love that. I've never tried that.

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Speaker 1: I've never tried that.

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Speaker 2: It's wonderful first time. But this is the fifth time

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Speaker 2: we'll be doing the last culture Reco's Cultural Awards. And

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Speaker 2: wouldn't you know what? They are airing on Bravo and

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Speaker 2: Peacock simultaneously on June seventeenth. That's Wednesday, June seventeenth. That'll

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Speaker 2: be an exciting night, Broward.

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Speaker 1: What time is it, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I think it's nine, I know it's nine, could be

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Speaker 2: after the Valley.

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Speaker 1: There's no way of knowing. Yeah, well, let's get started,

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Speaker 1: Chally sure.

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Speaker 2: Here are the nominees in the category of Most Iconic

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Speaker 2: Building or Structurees are the Flatiron Italy, the Barclay Center

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Speaker 2: aka Elie, the Elephant's House, the Millennial Apartment in the

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Speaker 2: drama SpongeBob's Pineapple Home, and the Bellhouse. These are the

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Speaker 2: nominees for Most Iconic Building or Structure.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Best Movie of All Time. The

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Speaker 1: nominees are Wicked One, Parasites, Jumanji, An Inconvenient Truth, A

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Speaker 1: Lot of Good That Did, and Gaga Five Foot two.

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Speaker 1: These are the nominees for best Movie of All Time.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Fastest four legged Mammal, the nominees

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Speaker 2: are Little Dog Running away from Owner with Salami in mouth,

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Speaker 2: Cheetah Wild Stallion, Me When Dave Matthews ban Is back

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Speaker 2: on tour, and My Mom When Black Friday Hit two

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Speaker 2: thousand and nine. Online Shopping not as prevalent. These are

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Speaker 2: the nominees for fastest four legged Mammal.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Put Your Hearts Up Award for

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Speaker 1: Excellence in Seeing Someone from far Away, the nominees are

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Speaker 1: two finger salutes, shouting over here, shouting there's the Killer,

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Speaker 1: slowly approaching each other to a song like in High

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Speaker 1: School Musical three and squinting and saying she can't come

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Speaker 1: to my birthday, but she can come to this, Got It.

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Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Put Your Hearts Up Award

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Speaker 1: for excellence in seeing someone from far Away.

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Speaker 2: In the category of best Temperature, the nominees are medium, Rare,

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Speaker 2: sonny but Breezy seventy four degrees hot for October and

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Speaker 2: medium wow below deck. These are the nominees for best temperature.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Lil Avocado, who is a Man

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Speaker 1: Award for Iconic Designs on Graphic Socks, the nominees are argyle, cheeseburgers, strawberry,

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Speaker 1: people with various emotions, just says I'm a fucking bitch,

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Speaker 1: I don't care who knows, and ones that say top

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Speaker 1: or bottom, nasty pig. These are the nominees for Lil Avocado,

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Speaker 1: who is a Man Award for Iconic Designs on Graphic Socks.

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Speaker 2: In the category of most Uncommon Accident, the nominees are uh, oh,

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Speaker 2: you left your mandolin slice or where your keyboard usually is.

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Speaker 2: Dog bites your eye and just your eye. You drop baby,

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Speaker 2: but it's totally unharmed, but it lands on a button

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Speaker 2: opening a trapdoor and you fallen ass first. Baby still good,

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Speaker 2: better even smacked with whole tuna fish after pissing off

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Speaker 2: guy holding whole tuna fish and you're having a sandwich

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Speaker 2: and washing it down with the soda, but you accidentally

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Speaker 2: bite into the can of soda, swallowing aluminum. Now every

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Speaker 2: time you go through TSA, it beeps. These are the

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Speaker 2: nominees for most uncommon accident.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Outstanding dinner Party Contribution, the nominees

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Speaker 1: are chilled rose, a general knowledge of most media, an

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Speaker 1: empty clear intestine, a fire extinguisher you don't know what

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Speaker 1: they're equipped with at the home, and an EpiPen to share.

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Speaker 1: These are the nominees for outstanding dinner party contribution.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Best Thing that could change your

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Speaker 2: life for two weeks, the nominees are Ube and if

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Speaker 2: you don't know, that's a Yam of the Philippines, air Fier,

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Speaker 2: a crush that doesn't care if you live or die,

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Speaker 2: Jacob Let Them by, Mel Robbins, and new Girl at Work,

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Speaker 2: What's her Deal? Rachel? These are the nominees for best

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Speaker 2: thing that could change your life for two weeks.

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Speaker 1: In the category of best Thing that could change your

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Speaker 1: life permanently, the nominees are Rehab Surprise. Your rich uncle

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Speaker 1: died with no kids. You're the sole inheritor, but you

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Speaker 1: have a horrible gambling addiction, so this blessing has become

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Speaker 1: a curse. Surgery all ayahuasca for sure, and you made

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Speaker 1: a really close friend putting yourself out there as an adult,

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Speaker 1: which is hard and it really paid off. These are

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Speaker 1: the nominees for Best Thing that Could change Your life permanently.

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Speaker 2: In the category of the Mouse in the House Award

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Speaker 2: for Quiet but Powerful, the nominees are Unionizing the Workplace,

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Speaker 2: a fart after eating a cucumber, Amal Clooney, the benajesreit

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Speaker 2: until they're not and dialogue in any Prestige TV show

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Speaker 2: such as Slow Horses on Apple TV. I've never seen this.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for the Mouse in the House

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Speaker 2: Award for Quiet but Powerful.

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Speaker 1: In the category of the Bootylicious Prize for it is

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Speaker 1: a Word Now, the nominees are Slater, microderm Abrasi, Legitterately, Frame,

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Speaker 1: mog and t These are the nominees for the Bootylicious

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Speaker 1: Prize for is a Word Now.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Best Little Creature, the nominees are Grogu, Hamsters, Nonviolent,

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Speaker 2: Rocky Project, tell Mary, Toad Mario and the Miniature Wife

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Speaker 1: In the category of Lumpy Shirt Award for Thing That's

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Speaker 1: doing You No Favors, the nominees are Flannel Sheets, Waiting

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Speaker 1: for Dereit, Waiting on the world to change, Waiting on

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Speaker 1: the world to change, John Mayer and that lack of competence.

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Speaker 1: You got this, diva. So many of your friends love

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Speaker 1: you and those that don't pay them no mind. These

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Speaker 1: are the nominees for Lumpy Shirt Award for Thing That's

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Speaker 1: doing you no Favors.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Best Celebrity nature Name, the nominees

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Speaker 2: are The Rock, Sky Fer Era, Ivy, Woke, Tree, Pain,

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Speaker 2: and Gorillas. These are the nominees for Best Celebrity Nature Name.

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Speaker 1: In the category of AKA Award for Other Way to

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Speaker 1: say That, the nominees are I'm gonna head back to

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Speaker 1: the hotel, AKA, I'm gonna jerk it. That's t AKA,

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Speaker 1: I agree, Young Gay, that's to die for, AKA, that's good,

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Speaker 1: old Gay, de malicious, AKA sounds good to me, stupid gay,

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Speaker 1: and k AKA sounds bad phone. These are the nominees

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Speaker 1: for AKA Award for Other Way to say That.

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Speaker 2: In the category of best way to ride with your Bitches,

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Speaker 2: the nominees are the Train to the Beach, speedboat arms linked,

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Speaker 2: but wait, who's steering zuited off an edible, We're all

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Speaker 2: clear and pre check. Let's go. Mexico City. Ain't ready

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Speaker 2: for us, We're four white gays in our forties beer

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Speaker 2: bike bar tour in a former Confederate city, where four

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Speaker 2: white women in our forties. Everyone is cowering in fear

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Speaker 2: and in a line, all marching towards the queen. You're

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Speaker 2: an aunt, We love her, we serve her, each of

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Speaker 2: you carrying a giant crumb. These are the nominees for

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Speaker 2: Best Way to ride with your bitches.

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Speaker 1: In the category of I Love You Award for Best

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Speaker 1: three words Together, the nominees are it's barely noticeable, my

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Speaker 1: bill passed, Orange Vanilla, Coke zero, boarding Group seven, and

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Speaker 1: move that bus. These are the nominees for I Love

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Speaker 1: You Award for Best three words Together.

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Speaker 2: In the category of sh Don't repeat this Award for

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Speaker 2: rumor we are making up, the nominees are wordle is

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Speaker 2: collecting all of our data. You can swallow gum and

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Speaker 2: it comes right out. Coke zero has been proven to

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Speaker 2: flush your body of microplastics. Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox

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Speaker 2: seen canoodling outside of Chateau Armand and Kamala, Oh Mary.

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Speaker 2: These of the nominees for sh Don't repeat this Award

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Speaker 2: for rumor we are making up?

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Speaker 1: In the category of most beautiful name for a daughter

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Speaker 1: you haven't even thought of yet, the nominees are Ricochet, Gelatia,

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Speaker 1: Pizza pronounced Pizza, Bogonia, and Clara. These are the nominees

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Speaker 1: for most Beautiful name for a daughter you Haven't even

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Speaker 1: thought of yet.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Real Housewives Award for Best Way

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Speaker 2: to Start a Confrontation, the nominees are so thank you

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Speaker 2: for meeting me here. You owe me an apology, I

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Speaker 2: am never speaking to you again. No, uh uh, not here.

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Speaker 2: And you're disgusting and your husband is disgusting and your

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Speaker 2: children are disgusting. These are the nominees for the Real

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Speaker 2: Housewives Award for Best Way to Start Our Confrontation.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise,

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Speaker 1: the nominees are Eminem's The Bronte Sisters, Goosebumps, A twenty

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Speaker 1: four Movies, Merchant More, and Golden Retrievers. These are the

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Speaker 1: nominees for Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Eternal Lesbian of the Pop Culture Mind,

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Speaker 2: the nominees are Kate McKinnon, Wanda Sykes, Brandy Carlile Commune

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Speaker 2: with those Amazing Twins, The Friend to Lover to Enemy

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Speaker 2: to Friend Trope, and the WNBA eighty three percent conservative estimate.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Eternal Lesbian of the Pop

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Speaker 2: Culture Mind. In the category of Best Space Excellence and

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Speaker 2: Outer Space, the nominees are Project hel Mary Gravity by

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Speaker 2: Sandra Bullock Ham, The Outer Space Chimp He did die,

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Speaker 2: but not from outer space. What You're finally demanding from

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Speaker 2: your sister now that you're both in space? And Chromatica

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Speaker 2: by Lady Gaga. These are the nominees for Best Space

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Speaker 2: Excellence in Outer Space.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Best Vibe hands Down, the nominees

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Speaker 1: are Stanley Tucci when He's in Italy, Seth Myers, Kenny

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Speaker 1: Chesney at the Sphere, just having dinner on Pride Weekend

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Speaker 1: while a shaw Day album plays at a respectful volume,

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Speaker 1: one glass of wine. And Mia Calabrese Summer House. These

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Speaker 1: are the nominees for best Vibe hands Down.

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Speaker 2: In the category of the God Must Have spent a

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Speaker 2: Little More time on You Award for Divinity, the nominees

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Speaker 2: are Punch the Monkey, Jigglypuff, Sean Evans, Ade Bryant and Madonna.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for the God Must Have Spent

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Speaker 2: a Little More Time on You Award for Divinity. I

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Speaker 2: I I'm so happy that's a category. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: In the category of the Corned Beef Award for Irish

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Speaker 1: Representation in Media, the nominees are Maurra Higgins, The City

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Speaker 1: of Boston, Soda Bread and Beautiful Sheep. These are the

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Speaker 2: In the category of the Linda Blair Award for Most

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Speaker 2: Terrifying Child or Children in Media, the nominees are The

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Speaker 2: Children of Weapons, The Child of Adolescence, The Adults of

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Speaker 2: Euphoria Season three, Teens, Zendeia in the Drama and Angelica Rugrats.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for the Linda Blair Award for

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Speaker 2: Most Terrifying Child or Children in Media.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Scariest Moment in History, the nominees

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Speaker 1: are We Didn't Know a Dog was home, several different

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Speaker 1: parts of the ring depending on your POV. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: this text, Hi, this is Corey Booker December thirty one,

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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine, and Hereditary Little Diva Head Come off

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Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Scariest Moment in History.

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Speaker 2: In the category of the Break Me Off A Piece

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Speaker 2: of That Award for Man we want to Dip in

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Speaker 2: the Chocolate, the nominees are Mike White, Abs Now Survivor,

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Speaker 2: Mister Peanut, Clothes Off and hat too. As for your cane,

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Speaker 2: There's a place for that at the door, Simon Cowell

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Speaker 2: two thousand and four, Hot Squid Word, and Hassan Piker

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Speaker 2: They Can Never Get My King. These are the nominees

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Speaker 2: for the Break Me Off A Piece of That award

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Speaker 2: for Man we Want to Dip in the Chocolate.

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Speaker 1: And the category of Most Poignant Title, the nominees are

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Speaker 1: The Hunting Wives. Are the wives doing the hunting or

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Speaker 1: are they being hunted? Heated rivalry. I believe this is

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Speaker 1: a double entendre pluribus because plur one battle after another.

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Speaker 1: It really do be that way sometimes, huh and Scarpetta

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Speaker 1: any questions. These are the nominees for Most Poignant Title.

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Speaker 2: In the category of PDA of the Year, the nominees

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Speaker 2: In the category of Fantasia Barrino Award for Vocal Oomph,

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Speaker 1: In the category of Claudia Winkleman Award for Excellence and Bangs,

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Speaker 2: In the category of favorite room in the House, If

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Speaker 1: In the category of feelings we have and are ready

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Speaker 1: to say, the nominees are It's you. It's always been you.

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Speaker 1: I think we were too hard on Monica Lewinsky. Yep,

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Speaker 1: And remember before when I apologized for being wrong, Well,

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Speaker 2: In the category of best neckline, the nominees are Deep

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Speaker 1: The category of Best Picture Literal Picture, the nominees are

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Speaker 1: in Love album cover, Official Lamachay movie poster, Vintage Splash,

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Speaker 1: one of Paul Meskell and Gracie Abrams together, and Charles

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Speaker 1: The category of most fun Activity in theory, the nominees

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Speaker 2: In the category of what to say when the group

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Speaker 2: I think we got it, a silly one, and then

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Speaker 1: In the category of porn Hub category we would never

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Speaker 1: Who is the one learning police officers? Bukack? Ultimately copaganda softcore?

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Speaker 1: What is this TV solo? For what I'm paying? And

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Speaker 2: We all know the one. In the category of craziest

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Speaker 1: In the category of Seashell Award for thing that simply

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Speaker 1: extra on shirts, birthday card from Grandma. She doesn't remember

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Speaker 2: In the category of top fact about Greta Gerwig that

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Speaker 2: you may not know, the nominees are She's married to

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Speaker 2: Noah clumbuch Avid Dinner fan net worth between sixteen and

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Speaker 2: twenty five million via AI Over You has a cameo

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Speaker 2: filming Narnia These are the nominees for Top Fact about

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Speaker 1: In the category of arguably the best choice Natalie Portman

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. May December, Natalie's rap all

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Speaker 1: It's Something About November. These are the nominees for arguably

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Speaker 1: the best choice Natalie Portman has made.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Medieval Times Award for Best Restaurant Experience,

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Speaker 2: the bar is incredible Italy legit and drinking around the world.

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Speaker 2: Have you heard of eating around the world? Epcot has

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Speaker 1: I've Had in Months. The nominees are chatty, uber driver,

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Speaker 1: Interaction I've Had in Months.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Hillary Duff Award for Millennial Excellence,

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Speaker 2: the nominees are Indoor Fern, Gentle Parenting but Backfireus, the

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Speaker 2: Gold Lemmet pant from American Apparel, the Goldfinch by Donna

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Speaker 1: Join us next week as we unveil the next half

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Speaker 1: of the nominees of the twenty twenty six Lost Culturista's

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Speaker 1: Culture Awards