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Speaker 1: a Patreon episode. We go on over to Patreon if

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Speaker 1: you want to listen. Lot of Diary of the Mouth,

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Speaker 1: How won't your secrets? Us grets? Break it up? Oh

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Speaker 1: that's such a good so bad w't Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Alicia Keys Diary the Best. That was a good ass album?

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Speaker 1: Is that? What? What was that?

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Speaker 2: Was?

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Speaker 1: Jealous of your girlfriend? Was on that? I think jealous

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Speaker 1: don't know, but that album. I was dating this guy

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Speaker 1: sex to Destiny's Child and the album and asked it

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Speaker 3: Is that the one where like thou shalt not thou show.

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Speaker 1: No no no, no, no no. That's that's writings on the Wall,

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Speaker 1: Not that album, the one that's just her Michelle and Kelly, her, her,

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Speaker 4: You know, when i'd be like Alexa play her is

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Speaker 4: some beig band? Wow, Alexa knows her as h E R.

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Speaker 1: Interesting. I guess her is hgr baby, Okay, got it?

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Speaker 4: Diary of Alicia's Karma Heartburn. If I was your woman,

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Speaker 4: you don't know my name? If I got you, and

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Speaker 4: then some of the.

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Speaker 1: Ones we had sex to, that whole album, It's it's

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Speaker 3: You remember that, yes, girl? Remember? Okay, I remember what

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Speaker 3: song I lost my virginity to.

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Speaker 4: But I don't know any other song that's been playing

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Speaker 4: when I had sex with anybody else. I remember when

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Speaker 4: people play a whole album, I'm gonna remember that, and

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Speaker 4: especially if it was good, if it was like a

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Speaker 1: Now, you have a good memory, because my memory is

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Speaker 3: You remember that? What year was this? Or when where

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Speaker 1: You were in college? You were in high school? Where

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Speaker 1: was right before college, and you had sex to this album. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I remember the guy's last name too, and I googled

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Speaker 1: him and there's nothing, no hits. Well, what's his first name?

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Speaker 1: Michael Fastbender? No? And then I thought that I saw

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Speaker 1: him in the airport like two years ago.

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Speaker 3: Was that when you was getting arrested.

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Speaker 4: Imagine no, I imagine when you were getting arrested, somebody

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Speaker 1: No, no, they wouldn't dare no, thank you. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I remember that whole album, so that there's that. Any

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Speaker 1: who go to the Patreon do it? Do it? Do it?

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Speaker 1: Do it? Do what? Do do it? No, I'm doing

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Speaker 1: do it? Do it? Do it? Do what is that?

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Speaker 1: Come to me? Gave me a jermy diddy? Nicole shut

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Speaker 1: Nicole shug her sugar. She's your nigger. She's a nigger.

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Speaker 4: Nicole has given Moana. I think she played the mom

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Speaker 4: in mi Wana. Really, you know, I watched the making.

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Speaker 1: Of the random Things that you watched.

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Speaker 4: I there's like classic Disney movies that I have never

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Speaker 1: Coco is a movie. It's a fucking movie. It's a film.

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Speaker 4: But are you somebody who cries typically during movie? No, bitch,

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Speaker 4: So can we just then assume that everybody who's mean

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Speaker 1: Absolutely I do. That's why I'm That's why I'm kinding

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Speaker 1: I give the benefit of the doubt to everyone. Marie. Yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: But I mean because I could have lost lots of things. Well, okay, Marie,

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Speaker 3: Well, I've obviously lost on all the auditions.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's both of us. You are booked. That's not true.

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Speaker 1: The difference between you and I is that I will

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Speaker 1: to this stupid ship? Oh my god? And they can

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Speaker 4: And I will talk to Sydney at the end of

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Speaker 1: With nov Yeah, they're only paying me four hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: gotta pay for my own TAXI.

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Speaker 4: Listen, anytime I book a job, I ask for a car, Hey,

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Speaker 4: can you will you guys be sending providing cars and

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Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I would rather I feel safer, safer

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, naturally, naturally. I just feel like, yo, I

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Speaker 1: I keep missing every fucking stimulus check because yeah, my

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Speaker 1: and da da da da da, and I'm missing every stemmy.

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Speaker 1: There is no stimmy for me. You've missed all this,

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Speaker 1: they should be minusing the stimmies from your thing since

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Speaker 1: there is no stimmy for me, m friend, but there's

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Speaker 1: no stimmy for rich people either, right, Well, I think.

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Speaker 4: The cutoff this time around is like seventy five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: WHOA, that's not even that's not even a lot of money, right.

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Speaker 4: I think it before it was one hundred thousand dollars,

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Speaker 4: But I think it's based on your taxes, so stupid.

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Speaker 4: You just got to follow your most current taxes and

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Speaker 4: then you can get your money. Friend, stop trying to

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Speaker 4: and then that's it.

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Speaker 3: So what's the what are three most useless things?

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Speaker 4: Well, what's the most useless thing that you've paid for

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Speaker 4: on with this shopping habit?

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Speaker 1: Fucking lava lapse? They're dumb. The lava don't be lavaing.

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Speaker 3: It looked like a need viagra. Where is the other one?

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Speaker 1: The other one is in my room.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So I think that people want to know how

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Speaker 4: much was your electricity bill the other day?

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Speaker 1: One hundred and eighty two dollars. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: Is this full price? Speak on it? What speak on it?

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Speaker 1: Speak on it? Han I get back? Were not run

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Speaker 1: out Wana? Why is this shirt one hundred dollars? Nothing

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Speaker 1: Nothing? Where is this made? Bangladesh? Made in Turkey? Made

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Speaker 1: No matter where the shirt is made.

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Speaker 1: That I just I just don't want to I don't

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Speaker 4: But you are getting stuff for free. We saw you

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Speaker 4: I didn't get I didn't get that for free. I

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Speaker 4: I know that that jam was probably just laying up

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he definitely did that. Hangers were all over the place.

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Speaker 1: I was like, when they finally came to get the stuff,

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Speaker 1: fourteen dollars, No for fifty with two hundred dollars. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: this is the mew meal hanger that Rihanna used in

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Speaker 1: the w magazine just lies. Look at jam Oh, I

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Speaker 1: don't know you had a climbing ass cat friend. This

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Speaker 1: is it's it's almost three. He's he's got the zoomies.

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Speaker 1: This is what he does at night. Well, where's what's

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Speaker 4: She's she don't want the zoomies. No, she doesn't really

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Speaker 1: No, she doesn't really get zoomies. It's all jam I

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Speaker 4: She sleeps all day too. Yeah, but the nighttime is

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Speaker 1: Sis sits in heat.

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Speaker 1: The cats in the in the alleyway when they be

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Speaker 4: Cal Sydney. He looks like he's about to jump up

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Speaker 4: So Sydney shirts the most useless thing that you've vortered.

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Speaker 1: No, the lava lamps. I've bought several ring lights, but

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Speaker 1: What how I don't know, like the leg will be broken? Jam,

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Speaker 3: But so, how many lights do you have in this apartment?

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Speaker 4: How many sexy sex mood lights live here in this apartment?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say at least fifteen, and how many plants?

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Speaker 1: There's at least fifteen in this room. I know that

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Speaker 1: Put it in the comments. Tell us everything that you

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Speaker 3: You know, we need to know.

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Speaker 1: During the pan shattow.

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Speaker 4: Like it's closed mainly, but now that we are opening

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Speaker 4: these new outfits. Everything that I have in my house

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Speaker 3: And I don't want to see.

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Speaker 1: What's going on with gen Z and the millennial. All

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Speaker 1: this shit is dumb. I was like, haven't you realized

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Speaker 4: Well, nothing matters, but also everything small is a big

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes it's silut panzam Silu pandem salute Panze. Right,

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Speaker 1: people are just like the panshetta be panhattaing, Panchetta's going panchetta. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we panchatta in sis, Like what do you want exactly?

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Speaker 1: But it's just like they're going on TikTok. Well, the

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Speaker 4: Also, I'm not about to argue with uh a sixteen

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Speaker 1: Now what most of y'all can't sing, or well not

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Speaker 4: It's not like they're doing like you know, boom cac.

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Speaker 4: They're doing very basic shimmy shimmy. All the moves look

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Speaker 4: that's who that's what these kids have, that's who they are.

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Speaker 4: That's what's cool.

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Speaker 1: Now, good for fucking them, Good for you argue.

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Speaker 4: With nobody about what they like, I don't care. I'm

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what i'd be arguing about.

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Speaker 1: You can have it.

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Speaker 4: They're like the we wear nineties jeans, and it's like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: but you know who wore those before you us?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, but when I was.

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Speaker 1: Wearing now, I don't even want to wear jeans. I

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Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to have to

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Speaker 1: It's very late, So if you are, why you say

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Speaker 1: like that? Sorry? Sorry? Did you just yawn?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 1: Friend, we were here waiting for you, me and jam Oh,

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Speaker 1: well I was waiting for myself as well. Sis, I

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Speaker 1: too was waiting. Damn. I had a question and I

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Speaker 1: Now it's the yawn for me. Actually, I don't even

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Speaker 1: say yon, I say yawn. What we were just talking about? Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're leaving my house in like two hours?

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Speaker 3: This, I know, that's why yawned? What were we just

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm old, I don't remember anything. I

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Speaker 1: look amazing. I'm just gonna I'm not fighting when people

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Speaker 4: I was talking about I was thinking about pants when

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Speaker 4: I started wearing flares again. My mom was like it

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Speaker 3: I'm wearing these flares.

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Speaker 1: Nothing matters. I'm not fighting with anybody. I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: get back outside. Everyone's vaccinated. What's your first going out

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Speaker 1: onto the street outfit. It's not gonna be Jeanie because

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be summertime. You think it's going to be

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Speaker 3: I think we are going to get our summer back.

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Speaker 1: You think that you're gonna get vaccinated before the summer.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but I am gonna have a party

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're doing a party. She's throwing a party. You

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Speaker 1: have been here. Okay, well what did you do today, Sydney?

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Speaker 1: Walk us through your day. I went to go figure

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Speaker 1: take pictures for Juicy Couture. That's what I did. I

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Speaker 1: took pictures for Juicy Couture. You're doing Women's History Month

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you judging me for yawning. But you took

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Speaker 1: I did. I did. I took a nap. Wow aggressive?

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Speaker 1: And I really wish you would have done a fashion

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Speaker 1: do you mean if you would have done a fashion show?

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Speaker 1: Like sometimes you try on your clothes and you like

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Speaker 1: send pictures. You didn't do that at this time. Oh

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Speaker 1: for what for where you're about to go? Oh? You

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Speaker 4: I know, but it was like it felt like that

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Speaker 4: Then I was like, well, what wig am I gonna

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Speaker 4: Let me see if I have any pictures on here?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you took pictures, you just didn't send it to us. No,

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Speaker 1: But also the stuff I took pictures of about unpack.

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Speaker 3: I think women typically dress for other women.

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Speaker 1: Though, Well, I'm not dressing for y'all. I'll tell you

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Speaker 4: Well now I'm not dressing for myself even Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: With no shirt, which is fine.

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Speaker 4: I'm giving you, know, Toddler Ruggarets fashion another reason why

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Speaker 4: nothing should be full priced. Come on, sis, this is

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Speaker 4: the platform you're running on in twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: Given everything, Give black women everything. If by black women

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Speaker 1: I mean me and Marie, give it to us for free,

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Speaker 1: give us us free, give us as free. That's what

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Speaker 1: we want. Yeah, that's it. I don't need any more

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Speaker 1: It's bad. I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, but you did just say you

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Speaker 4: After there's a corner in Sydney's apartment that I was like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I.

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Speaker 3: See two framed pieces of art.

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Speaker 4: I see two sculptures and three plants and a light

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Speaker 1: It feels bare. I should probably get a chair, put

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Speaker 1: a chair in that corner. So then where's that table

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Speaker 1: gonna go? I don't know, friend, We'll have to figure

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Speaker 1: out when and when the chair gets No.

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Speaker 4: Sydney, you can't say that you're a hoarder, you can't

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Speaker 4: get a chair, because then if you put the chair

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you they had I had. When I

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Speaker 1: It's not supposed to be photographed in the day.

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Speaker 4: And yet we saw it in the daytime and it

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Speaker 4: looked fine. Okay, so you have a candlelit? Is that

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Speaker 4: a boy smells?

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Speaker 1: No? Where'd you get boy smails? From It was a gift.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that the one that that blew up? Yeah? Yep?

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Speaker 1: Fuck they sent you more? No, not yet.

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Speaker 4: They said they were gonna send me some for my troubles.

431
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 4: So I little can't Did.

432
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 1: I talk about this already? Want to hear? I think? So?

433
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 4: Anyway, I little candle in my house that's from Boy

434
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 4: smells and it freaking cracked in all the glass shattered

435
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 4: and there's a burnt spot on my rugstel.

436
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 1: They should send you a new motherfucking rug. Instead, they're

437
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:02,639
Speaker 1: sending me more of their problematic ass candles. I would say,

438
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 1: they really want to how to start a fire in

439
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: Murray Foston's apartment. They don't want to see you. They

440
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: don't want to see you live sis.

441
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 4: They said, well, you look like you got Renders insurance?

442
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 4: Do you great?

443
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,439
Speaker 1: All right, We're going to send.

444
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 3: You four flammable candles and a bottle of.

445
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 1: Well do you well? Do you have? Yeah?

446
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 4: I moved When I moved into that apartment, I got

447
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,120
Speaker 4: Renters insurance because I was like, Yo, what if I

448
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 4: go into the city and come home one day and

449
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 4: this building is on fire? Then legit all of my

450
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 4: belongings are in that apartment. I mean, I have stuff

451
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 4: at my mom's house, but it's not my mom's house

452
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 4: because I don't like it or I don't need it.

453
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:49,360
Speaker 4: So legit, if everything if you're fifteen lights, your nineteen plants,

454
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 4: your two cats, if.

455
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: Everything went away, how would you get all that stuff back?

456
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, Marie, and what you just said gave

457
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 1: me so much anxiety. But at the same time, I'm like, relief,

458
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: I won't have to worry about it. Relief I just

459
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 1: start over. Nah, but you need money. That's what the

460
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: renters insurance is for. So how do I get renters insurance?

461
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 4: You got to go to State Farm or Geico or

462
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 4: Progressive Neighbors.

463
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 1: Step homis this stave?

464
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 5: Ho?

465
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 3: Is this stay Farm? Is? Let's do it like Chloe

466
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,160
Speaker 3: and Helly?

467
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 1: Okay, Steve Halley, Stay Farm, Hello, stayed Farm, Stay far

468
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: Thank you girl? Are you on the timer on this? Yeah?

469
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:44,640
Speaker 1: I am.

470
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 3: We we have more time left?

471
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 1: What time are we in? You gotta stop scrolling on Instagram.

472
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: I'm not. You have to stop buying things on She

473
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: and Oh my god, she and you think they would

474
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: do a partnership with Do you think she would do

475
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: a partnership with the other or no, I don't want it.

476
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 1: Look at this? Do you see this? Wow? We're only

477
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes in, and I'm like, what time is it, Sidney.

478
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 4: You gotta stop scrolling and you gotta be present so

479
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 4: we could be professional.

480
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 1: I'm present.

481
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 3: Well, don't shut the laptop.

482
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to. Oh that's right. Oh bitch, what imagine.

483
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it's just not getting it's not getting done.

484
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: I was so good last week. I was so very professional.

485
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: Now I'm back on my bullshit. That's because I'm sitting

486
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 1: right here. Do you see how Sidny be Uh, she

487
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 1: just be disrespected. Okay, this is the title of my

488
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: of the of the podcast. Back on my bullshit. Yep,

489
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 1: bullshit shit, as Marie would say, that's how my dad

490
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: says it. Bullshit.

491
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 3: Everything is shit.

492
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 1: He curses.

493
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 3: Well what I mean, not really bullshit? What's that shit?

494
00:26:52,720 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: Shit? Sure, it's a curse word shit. Yeah. So it's fine.

495
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 1: Nothing was ordered. We're good, We're doing fine.

496
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 3: No, we were talking about rentors insurance.

497
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 1: Yeah you should get it, baby. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna

498
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: get a step from.

499
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 4: It covers everything in here and if you get robbed

500
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:16,719
Speaker 4: in Africa, one day, everything that gets stolen is also covered.

501
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 4: So Amina is actually the reason why, is why I

502
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 4: even thought about rentals insurance?

503
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 1: But how much? How much did they cover? What are

504
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: you talking about? Everything? Everything? Even if you don't have receipt,

505
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: you have to.

506
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 3: Tell them what the stuff in your apartment is worth.

507
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 1: I can't fucking remember how much anything costs. I guess

508
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 1: I was like, thirty five thousand dollars worth. The stuff

509
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: is in here, thirty five.

510
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 4: That's your couch, your laptop, the art, your plants, your.

511
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 3: All, that, your cutlery, your table, everything.

512
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 4: If you had to buy right, if you had to

513
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 4: buy everything back, your bed the candle.

514
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: Bed was free. Huh the bed was free. The matter

515
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: bed was free.

516
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 4: Shout out to uh Helix. I forgot who it was

517
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 4: and shut up, Like my bed was also free.

518
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: Shot to Basil. You're like, y'all might got problems with

519
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: that aga, but I'm good. I am good on that.

520
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 4: So his wife, his ex wife just married a school teacher.

521
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 4: Excuse me, a teacher who allegedly teaches his kids.

522
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: No, the gag.

523
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 4: The gag is she got half of his billions of dollars.

524
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, and you still gonna see me.

525
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 4: You're gonna parent teacher conference, but you'renna seem at the

526
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 4: holiday party. You gonna seem at the holiday bootsy Yeah,

527
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 4: and you gonn see me at the book fair.

528
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I'm gonna be right there looking at you

529
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: like idiot.

530
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 4: And she's been giving his money away or I guess

531
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 4: it's her money now because she wanted in the divorce.

532
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: The divorce, well, what is she gonna do with it? Anyway?

533
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: It's like, might as well give it away.

534
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 4: I don't know forty what is what does she get

535
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 4: like forty billion dollars or four hundred billion dollars.

536
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: She's still like, yeah, what are you? What else are

537
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: you gonna do?

538
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 4: We don't need all that money, and yet people get

539
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 4: it and hoard it and don't give it to nobody.

540
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: Listen, if you listen to this right now, when you

541
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: have millions or billions, go ahead and slide it back. Hey,

542
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: slide in the patreon right. But that's not for the group. Yeah,

543
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: but you could also venmo me as well. No no, no,

544
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: no no, because what you're gonna You're gonna join the

545
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: Patreon and donate ten dollars venmo venmo is begging venmo

546
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 1: is begging Patreon. It's a service.

547
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 4: No no no, no, no no no. Ain't too proud

548
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 4: to beg. Yeah, ain't too proud to beg. So go

549
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 4: ahead and Marie Fauston, I don't know what my picture

550
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 4: is on venmo, but it's a black girl with hair.

551
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: Probably you know. I was talking to somebody about gofund means.

552
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: Actually I know exactly who I was talking about. But

553
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: I think that if anything happened to me, I just

554
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: want my friends to get the money together. Why do

555
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: you have to do it? Go fund me? Don't embarrass me.

556
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 3: What you mean if anything happened to you, what would

557
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 3: have happened to you?

558
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: I don't anything could happened. But then we got to

559
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: pull a funeral together. Y'all all are doing well. Get

560
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: that stimmy and unemployment money together, and just pay for

561
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: my funeral and just be quiet about it, okay, okay, okay,

562
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: So cremation or you want like a blot because we're

563
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: trying to figure let me you know, I don't want

564
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: my ashes all over the place. I don't want my

565
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: ashes all over the place. If I still look good

566
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: to a casket open open, I'm black black people are

567
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: not showing up for no cremation. They're like, we got

568
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: to see the body. That's not necessarily true. I know,

569
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: I know black people who have ashes in their house. No,

570
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody like that. Not growing up. Also

571
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: with with my aunt uncles, everybody they knew were senior citizens.

572
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: It didn't care. It didn't matter if they looked like

573
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: a raisin in the sun. Open casket, and then they

574
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 1: always put a bad synthetic wig on there all the time.

575
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 3: Is always like a swirl, not a line.

576
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: My grandmother looked insane, And when I went up there,

577
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,479
Speaker 1: I was like, that is not Grammy. And I couldn't

578
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: even cry. I literally couldn't cry because the person in

579
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: the casket did not look like my grandmother. But now

580
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: why she was seven shades darker.

581
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 4: They always put maybe it's morgues. Don't be having black

582
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 4: people makeup fenty if you listen in go ahead and

583
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 4: send some Mocha shades, some Alamita shades.

584
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I couldn't send some.

585
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 4: Like a sol sense shades because yeah, every funeral I've

586
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 4: ever been too, they've been.

587
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: Fifty shades of black. Yeah, and they don't look like

588
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: they don't look like themselves. No, well, my auntie did

589
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: look like herself. I cried on that one. My uncle,

590
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: my uncle was he died of pancreatic cancer, so he

591
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: was really skinny, so he didn't look like himself because

592
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: he was really thin. But for the most part, I

593
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: was just like, these people did not need an open casket.

594
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 3: You could probably close the top half.

595
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: You can go on off and close it. Actually you

596
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: could have. You could have got the ashes.

597
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 4: You clock out for me, sweetie, go ahead, shut the door, yeah,

598
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 4: shut the door behind you.

599
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: I think a cremation is easier to let go of

600
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: someone because then you don't see them like you don't

601
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: see the last.

602
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 4: There's a big ass photo on an easel at the door. Yeah,

603
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 4: I'm assuming you walk up and there's like and the

604
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,959
Speaker 4: pictures on the I want to say the flyer, but

605
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 4: that's not what it's called. The program, the what is it?

606
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 1: The program? The program?

607
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 2: Right?

608
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: I think whatever you called it?

609
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever it is the brochure, the brochure of the life. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

610
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 4: I don't know if I want to be uh, I

611
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 4: don't know. Maybe I want to be cremated. Friend, I

612
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 4: wouldn't allow it.

613
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: You wouldn't allow if I can't throw myself in the

614
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: casket with you and be like take me with him,

615
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 1: take me with the Lord, like I I'm not showing up. Yeah,

616
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: and I do feel like I deserve like a velvet

617
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: interior casket as well. Also, I know your abs are

618
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: going to be popping, so I want to get abtching.

619
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 4: I'm putting ab etching in my make him more, make

620
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 4: him like Chilian Michael.

621
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: Sis episode has gone. The range. Cis ab etching in

622
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: the casket. This the range and unofficial expert. You won't

623
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: see it anywhere else. We're giving y'all diesel snooze. We're

624
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: giving plant uh interior design. Right, We're giving you bullshit.

625
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: We're bullshit, and we're giving you renters insurance for other people.

626
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 4: Oh yes, Sydney, you asked me how much it was.

627
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 4: It came to like one hundred and forty four dollars

628
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 4: for the year or something like.

629
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: That's it.

630
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 4: It's like it's like twelve dollars a month. I think

631
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 4: it's actually less than that. It's like five or ten

632
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,439
Speaker 4: dollars a month.

633
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: Okay, let me get my life together.

634
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 4: Yes, because and you just pay it one time. Yeah,

635
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 4: and you know that if anything was to happen, your

636
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 4: stuff is covered. Yeah, because you talking about anxiety. I

637
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 4: would be laying in bed like yo, if there's a fire,

638
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 4: what am I going to grab?

639
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 1: Where am I gonna go? Yeah?

640
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 3: And like when am I gonna get my stuff back?

641
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 2: Oh?

642
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 1: Would you do? Would you come and stay with us? Carolina?

643
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: And I don't know. It seems like it's a lot

644
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: of stuff happening here. I mean, I guess I'll come

645
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: here for like a day, sobbing just I don't know,

646
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: really just today.

647
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 4: I don't know, girl, I actually don't know. I don't

648
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 4: I wouldn't want to be encroaching on your space.

649
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 1: No, girl, come on. Plus, it's these cats that I

650
00:34:55,880 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: don't really like here, So it's why. Yeah, I'm just quite.

651
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: I don't like how y'all do my I don't like

652
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: y'all everybody. Nobody cares for my cats, and it's upsetting

653
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: me and my Homegirl.

654
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 3: Every cat friend that you have cares.

655
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: About your cat. No, no, no, no no. The disrespect people.

656
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 4: Get about your cat so much that they drew you

657
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 4: a picture, painted you a picture for your birthday, and

658
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 4: they threw the cat in the picture.

659
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 1: I know that was really sweet, and I know it

660
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: was really I was like, if you could just take

661
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: Jam out of it.

662
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 4: He sent it to me before he sent it to you,

663
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 4: and he's like, do you think Sidney would like this picture?

664
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, she's gonna love it because Jam

665
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: isn't it? Oh? So Jam is the photo? Okay. I

666
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: want you to know that I don't give a fuck

667
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: about this digga. He could a lie every time. Jim

668
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: like me house, She's like, oh he likes you. Oh

669
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: he missed you. I just want you to know if

670
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: anything happened to my cats, you have to be on

671
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,439
Speaker 1: my side. What you have to be by my side?

672
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 1: I need you to drop everything and come drop it,

673
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: drop everything and come to me.

674
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 4: Oh beach, you think three Sydney, Yes, you think I

675
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 4: am dropping everything everything, jumping in and over.

676
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: To come to East Bumbleship. Yes, Marie, Yes, to be

677
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: with you in your Carolina is he No? I need you?

678
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: Why you need me?

679
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 4: Because you are You're my emergency contact. Oh girl, I'm

680
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 4: not the emergency contact for these cats. For me, though, Girl,

681
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,879
Speaker 4: you gotta get the renters insurance so they can pay

682
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 4: for the can.

683
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on suicide watch if anything happens to

684
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: jam what suicidal? What? Okay, Megan Markol, Okay, I'm not

685
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: doing this with you friends. For my cat. Yeah, they're everything.

686
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: They're my life, they're your life life. So what happens

687
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: when you have a baby. I don't know, but I

688
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 1: heard that cats aren't really fuck with babies like that.

689
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, because they're like, what's this small thing that's loud

690
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 4: and taking up space in this house that I own?

691
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: That? You know? There's there's this theory that cats like

692
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: when babies are sleeping, they get in the crib and

693
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: suck their souls out? What?

694
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 2: What is that?

695
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: An old Egyptian proverb? What Aesop's fable? Is that? My

696
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: mom used to tell me that. She said, don't don't

697
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: ever have a baby and have a cat too. You

698
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 1: have to get the baby and then have the cat

699
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: after yo.

700
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,760
Speaker 4: The way up parents used to just say this stuff

701
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,479
Speaker 4: to us. My mom said, you shouldn't have too many

702
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 4: plants in your apartment because when you're sleeping, the plants

703
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 4: breathe poison. I said, what, I said, what what did

704
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 4: she say? She said, plants are bad for the air

705
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 4: in your apartment.

706
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: I said, that. Literally, the plants are there to clean lens.

707
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: The plant snake plants, those are really good for purifying

708
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: the air. Yeah, I said, girl, what words is you saying?

709
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense.

710
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 3: But I will say the the it's lie.

711
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: The biggest fallacy in alshood that my mom said to

712
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:08,280
Speaker 1: me that I believed because my sister has really deep dimples.

713
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 3: And my mom said, because.

714
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: I was like, I want dimples. Come, I don't have.

715
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 4: Dimples, and I do. That was That's the one thing

716
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 4: that I would change about my face. That and sometimes

717
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 4: not having a mustake. Excuse me dimples if I had dimples, Beach.

718
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: I have dimples. It does nothing for me. Let me see.

719
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 3: No, but you don't have them here I do. I

720
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 3: don't see it, sis, I see cheek bowl.

721
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: Well, you know I'm a little swollen right now, bitch swollen, bitch,

722
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: you know I'm swollen. Pan you know I'm fucking swollen.

723
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 3: To I know, dumb asked question here, h you're retaining

724
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 3: a lot of soul.

725
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, I think after this, I'm about

726
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 1: to have some top ramen no pork flavor. I'm gonna

727
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: busted open with some some top ramen no you're not,

728
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: are you serious? Yes, there's poor flavor top ramen. Yes, girl,

729
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: I went in that store and I said, I is

730
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: my direct deposits, just hit give it, give me all.

731
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 4: See if I remember all the top Rabin flavors. Ready, oranges, chicken,

732
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 4: red as beef, pinkish shrimp.

733
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: Yep, green is oriental. Oh that's blue. Call it that

734
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 1: it's blue. That's the pecante. The pecante is gray green.

735
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: The blue one is the oriental of fence. There's like

736
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: a pale brown one that's the pork. Yes, it's like

737
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: a There's like a mustard colored yellow one and that's

738
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 1: roasted chicken. Oh no, they have one that's like grayish.

739
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: That's mushroom. Yes, yes, no, yes, I don't.

740
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 3: Want gray ramen noodles. What's the other one?

741
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: No? No, no, the bag is all these colors.

742
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 4: I knew, you know the the starting three.

743
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 1: Yo. They putting p kante on everything. But like there's

744
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 1: a shrimp py kante, there's chicken peakanta. Yo.

745
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 4: What do you think we're really eating when we're eating

746
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 4: the little shrimp cup and the little.

747
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: It's like seahorse. It's not real. It's like cardboard seahorse

748
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: it's like artificial intelligence. Shrimp. It can't be good speaking

749
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: of that.

750
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 4: When are we gonna do some more taste tests for

751
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 4: things that infatuation?

752
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 3: Infatuation?

753
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 5: Infatuation Rise is a remix East Sun about it? Shine,

754
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 5: I don't know infatuation.

755
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 1: Are you listening? When are you all hiring us again? Right?

756
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,720
Speaker 3: Because we did twenty four card gold gold plated wings.

757
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't seen that yet. We did cloud bread yeah,

758
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 1: and what was the other? Oh, we did that Sexy

759
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: as Shark Coolie Cootie. That was my favorite one. I

760
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,959
Speaker 1: know me too. That was so nice. The chicken wings

761
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,720
Speaker 1: were good too, though they were delish. I mean Sidney,

762
00:40:55,280 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: Sidney be using Reggie's wing recipe. Maria going to be

763
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: on the last sit can Cook. She's gonna be my

764
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 1: soux chef and it's gonna be fantastic. Okay, so we're

765
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: doing on zoom. We're really calling this the last it's

766
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: the last one, girl, it's the it's the anniversary show

767
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: and it's the last one. Oh, it's the anniversary of

768
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: the first one. Yes, oh, yes, girl girl.

769
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,280
Speaker 3: All right, Well, let's talk about what we've learned since

770
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 3: Sick Cooks.

771
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: I'm still trash. I don't know how to cook. I'm bad.

772
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 1: But you learned how to make wings. I did. That's

773
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: the one thing that I learned out of everything.

774
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 3: And I learned how to make fried rice from sidcn cook.

775
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: That's right. Did you do the egg thing? Yes? My

776
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 1: God in the middle. Yes, got Marie, Bennie, Hannah, you got.

777
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm so tired. I know we're losing it right now.

778
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 3: But it's loopy. I bought an edible to.

779
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: Take for my flight. Oh did we already say that

780
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna go away?

781
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 4: Well I said it on the Patreon, but by the

782
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 4: time this episode comes out, I'm already gonna be back.

783
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 3: I'm in the house, bored in the house.

784
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe I should have a slumber party at your

785
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: house when you get back. Yeah, it'd be nice. Yeah,

786
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: I would like that. Honestly.

787
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 3: This week was really good for me in terms of like.

788
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 1: Seeing people that I like and that I want to see,

789
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: you know, just to see around on a regular basis.

790
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,240
Speaker 1: Good every week.

791
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 4: I want to see these people. I saw you Amina, Carolina.

792
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 4: I think I saw Andrea over the weekend. I saw

793
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 4: my cousin Andrew today.

794
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: Oh wow, we're doing contact tracing right now for the

795
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 1: COVID Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but most of the

796
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: people that I'm naming are vaccinated. Oh work, you saw Larry,

797
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: You saw Larry, You saw hommaday. No I didn't go upstairs,

798
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: Oh you haven't. I just came straight here because I

799
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: was like, we got work to do, we got things

800
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 1: to record. Oh, that's true. Five o'clock in the morning.

801
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 1: It's five o'clock in the morning. Where are you gonna

802
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: be outside on the corner?

803
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 5: You better get yourself together and get yourself together.

804
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: It's not the song I was singing that. What song

805
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: is that? It's five o'clock in the morning, where you're

806
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: gonna be outside on the corner? What song is that?

807
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. Some old ass fucking songs. Oh, I

808
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,760
Speaker 1: was singing the Lily, Lily Allen. What's her name, Lily Allen?

809
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,280
Speaker 3: It's five o'clock in the morning.

810
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: Conversation got boring. How did you go into bed? Soon?

811
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 1: I stuck after your bedroom.

812
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 4: And and T Paint is in it, and he's like, yeah,

813
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 4: what the fuck? The name of the song is five

814
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 4: o'clock and it's Lily Allen and T Pain.

815
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: That's a weird pairing. It's five o'clock. You know she's English. Yeah,

816
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: five o'clock in the morning.

817
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 4: I wish I had an English accent me too. We

818
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 4: should we get dialect coaches and just fake it.

819
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: If we get any kind of any kind of coach,

820
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 1: you'll be an acting one, bitch. That's what we need

821
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: to focus on her. Nothing else, No audition coach. Yeah,

822
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: her name is Nonchalant. Nonchalant? Whose name is that? This

823
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 1: is the girl who are singing. We'll play the song

824
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: so we can hear it. We're gonna let the whole

825
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: song play because we don't want to talk. I mean,

826
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, Marie is a menace. Let's see. How

827
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: do you get to the chorus?

828
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 3: Oh, cinny, who is this?

829
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: This is like the beginning of what song is this?

830
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let me see when this came out.

831
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: It says two thousand and nine, but the song was

832
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,439
Speaker 1: made in nineteen ninety six.

833
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 3: That's that's not two thousand and nine.

834
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

835
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 2: Wow, it sounds like pretty latif to be outside on

836
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 2: the corner yourself to get that Get yelp, dude yet

837
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,240
Speaker 2: that please?

838
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: That's the song you thought I was singing? Yeah? No,

839
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: let me play the one that I was actually singing, Marie, Marie,

840
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: you're so you know. I can't stand you. Marie. It's

841
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: still to this days like I'm twenty five. I'm twenty five.

842
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 4: It's not even first of all me, my real age

843
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 4: is actually twenty seven. And I still don't know that song.

844
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: Yo, my leg is shaking right now. My leg is shaky. Oh,

845
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,760
Speaker 1: my leg be shaking when I'm shook, shook, shook ones shift.

846
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, listen. That was at the beginning of rap.

847
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: I will slap the fucking corner rolls from the front

848
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: to the back.

849
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 4: It's giving very beginning of rap flavor in your ear.

850
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 4: It's giving that bable.

851
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: Whatever. Who cares? I told you I'm thirty six. I

852
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: don't give.

853
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 4: I know you don't care, girl, and honestly commend you

854
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 4: on that. That's a beautiful thing to do.

855
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: I was there when Chris Brown was born. When he

856
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: was born, I was like, yeah, excuse me, miss, this

857
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: is the song conversation you said you, Marie, this is

858
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 1: the most random song out of the catalog of music

859
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: that you listen to. You got to wait for the

860
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: beach to drop, okay, because I don't get it. Yeah,

861
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: I guess they both needed to check bad.

862
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 4: I like that song and Whisker Lifa is on it.

863
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 4: What they were all on Molly when they were like yes.

864
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:22,959
Speaker 1: In the morning and the morning with mor they say

865
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 1: favorite and cool. I'm so upset that I'm such a

866
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: basic person. I want to accent. I want a mole.

867
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: I want some draw on my face. Oh so you're

868
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: a mole appropriator. Is that what you're doing over there, Marie? Yes, yes, yes,

869
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: it's uh smooth skin erasure. Yeah. I think moles are

870
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: things that people pretend that they have all the time.

871
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: People get mole studs. What is that piercing called Monroe? No,

872
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: I haven't seen anything like that since. Like, what's that

873
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: store that was closed down Trashville, Transville, Trashville, Vondevelt or

874
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: something like that in the West Village, East Village. What

875
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: was that place? Was that?

876
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 3: Like near the Betsy Johnson?

877
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 1: Yes, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I remember

878
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,720
Speaker 1: Betsy Johnson. They shut that one down too, right.

879
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:22,240
Speaker 4: Well, no one is in those neighborhoods visiting and acting

880
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 4: like a tourist. I don't know what New York City

881
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 4: is going to look like when we open back up,

882
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 4: because a lot of the small businesses and like the

883
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 4: thrift shops and the places that we liked going too.

884
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: They're not gonna be there. Listen, it's gonna be at

885
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: Urban outfit is Worth. Let me tell you one motherfucking thing.

886
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: My rent should be six hundred fucking dollars. Y'all lucky

887
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,280
Speaker 1: that I'm still in this. You have to text Carolina.

888
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say she got six hundred dollars.

889
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: No, I haven't even given them the rent yet. Oh,

890
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: this many days until the month you have been paid.

891
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: I told them when I get that mailbox, y'all, get

892
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 1: y'all rent. Okay, they kicking me out on Friday. They're

893
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: gonna have all my shit out.

894
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:00,399
Speaker 3: No New York.

895
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 4: New York City has a it's like a renter city.

896
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 4: The laws on the renter side. You could stay here

897
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 4: for mad months and not pay rent. Carolina would not

898
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 4: speak to me what you got locking your door. There

899
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 4: would be so much drama. Carolina would be like, she

900
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 4: would not speak to me. She'd be furious.

901
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she'd be fine. She's fine.

902
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,919
Speaker 4: You know, she got a husband and a cab and

903
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 4: she has a life upstairs.

904
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, Damn, Sydney, I'm hungry. Damn, I am I gonna

905
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: eat sodium filled top ramen with you?

906
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 2: Why?

907
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: I have some dandon noodles, So you was gonna skip

908
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 1: the udon and do a gray bag of ramen noodles?

909
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: Lap I'll eat it up. Wow, it's wild. You want

910
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 1: some salad? I got a salad there too, Actually, Sydney,

911
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: if anybody should be eating a salad, it should bet

912
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: You know what, bitch, I'm figure out your own food.

913
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: You want some cereal? What gotta milk you got? You

914
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 1: know what kind of milk? I got you? A whole milk.

915
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: You're a whole ass You a whole ass hole? Yeah,

916
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: who's a whole ass Who?

917
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 4: Who's a whole ass You're a whole ass hole. You

918
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 4: want some whole milk, Sidney? I wish that whole milk for.

919
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 1: Your whole glass, for my asshole.

920
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 4: Your whole glass, whole milk for your whole ass episode.

921
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 4: I want you guys to know exactly what time it

922
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 4: is right now while we're recording this.

923
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 1: It's four o'clock, and it's four o'clock in the morning,

924
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:43,760
Speaker 1: four o'clock in the morning, and then it's five o'clock

925
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: in the morning. No, no, it's gonna be outside of

926
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 1: the corner. Her name is Nonchalant. Nonchalantly made this song.

927
00:50:54,080 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: We're nonchalantly skipping it up. Care is it hasn't been

928
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: an hour yet?

929
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 3: No, we're at forty five minutes or something like that.

930
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: Well, uh, this in Guinness World Record. We got the

931
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: shortest episode on the Unofficial Expert. We've been giving y'all

932
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: niggas hours, Okay, so just add up out up the

933
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: extra minutes we done on these others.

934
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 3: We've been giving y'all hour and a half.

935
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, then I go on these fucking the iTunes thing

936
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: and you guys, these reviews. I'm like, you know what,

937
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 1: Wait till I see y'all on site. When I figure

938
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: out who these people who are leaving these reviews on site? Wait?

939
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: What was the thing that I sent you from?

940
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 4: Where I sent you like a picture of something, a

941
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 4: conversation I said, I wanted to read it on the pod?

942
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: Remember, oh, somebody sent I was Alex English had a live.

943
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,280
Speaker 1: He just went live randomly and I love a random

944
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: ass live. Yeah, and he shouted the Unofficial Expert out

945
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,959
Speaker 1: and you know, you guys gone show Alex some love

946
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 1: follow him. Alex English I can't. I don't know his

947
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,720
Speaker 1: handle or whatever, but y'all find him. It's Alex English.

948
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: But the E is a three foolish. I was like,

949
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: what is my space? Why are we doing that? Why

950
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: are we doing it? Three? As an e AnyWho, he

951
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: talked about the Unofficial Expert and then someone said, I

952
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: lost my virginity listening to the Unofficial Expert podcast? What

953
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 1: and I screenshot it. I have it here. I forgot

954
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: to send it to you, but I screenshot something that

955
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: I feel like you should have sent to me immediately.

956
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: I'm so foolish, but yeah, I got it. I got it,

957
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: and I'll send it to you.

958
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 3: If I was a cat, you would have sent it

959
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 3: to me immediately.

960
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: This is true. Listen, I'm not here to be perfect.

961
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 3: I wonder what episode they lost their virginity.

962
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: So I have the person's name in everything.

963
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 4: And you know, we were laughing while they were putting

964
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 4: it in, because all we do is laugh on this podcast. Yeah,

965
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 4: somebody was saying they got into a car accident and

966
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 4: they're listening to this podcast and they survived the wreckage

967
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 4: and everything. But while they were looking at this like

968
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 4: crumpled up, crushed car, all you could hear is us

969
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 4: laughing on the radio. I'm glad you're okay, Beach, but wow,

970
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 4: sex sex with me so amazing? Then then I will

971
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 4: say this sex with me is amazing.

972
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: So I believe it. And that's why the next guy

973
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 1: that you date literally is going to be a prince.

974
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, girl, Okay, there it is. Prince. I

975
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 1: put it out there in the universe. You're gonna have

976
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: a prince.

977
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 4: Prince like the singer, Prince Prince, like Prince Harry, Prince

978
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 4: like Prince Charles.

979
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 1: I don't know he I just said Prince. I don't

980
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 1: know the other like you know, Prince Ali, Prince said Prince.

981
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 3: Okay, friend, I like that.

982
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: I like that too, But like, do think that's somebody

983
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: that I dated before can turn into a I don't

984
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: think so. Oh no, I don't. Okay, wait, hold on,

985
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: let me read this thing. I just wanted to read

986
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:13,799
Speaker 1: it real quick, yam oh wait no, this is not

987
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,800
Speaker 1: the one that I wanted to read about the BBO.

988
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,919
Speaker 1: I feel like it's been an hour. Okay, it doesn't matter.

989
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: City's ready to go. No no, no, okay, wait, I

990
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:24,839
Speaker 1: found it. It's on.

991
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 3: The p Okay wait, no, Here's one.

992
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: This is the one.

993
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 2: Hi.

994
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 3: This is from Bria. Heybria, picture's real cute.

995
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: Two.

996
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,320
Speaker 3: The hair looked moisturized beach, Hi, Sydney.

997
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 1: This is from Instagram. This is from Patreona. Okay, Hi Sydney.

998
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 4: I Mariad just wanted to tell y'all that this podcast

999
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 4: gets me through my overtime shifts at work. Okay, essential worker.

1000
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 4: Luckily I work from home. Oh, so I can cackle

1001
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 4: like an idiot without people staring at me. I'm battling

1002
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,439
Speaker 4: many mental health issues and I really feel so much

1003
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 4: better after listening to you to laugh at each other.

1004
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: You're the first.

1005
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 4: Patreon Live I've ever joined, and I definitely don't regret

1006
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 4: my decision.

1007
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 1: Love, y'all to pieces do you say this? Do you

1008
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: see what we're doing for the community? Yeah, mental health anyway,

1009
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: This is the end of the episode. I uh happy

1010
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: and the road. Hell, I care girl, It's a not you.

1011
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 1: You belong to me. I belong to eh girl. All

1012
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 1: those times you ran out with that other fellow, Oh

1013
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: my god, I knew about it.

1014
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,439
Speaker 3: But I'm here because I care about you. You out

1015
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 3: here in front of these streets talking about hot girl

1016
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 3: summer slip bag.

1017
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 1: I brought you that bag from Target. I deserve more

1018
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:51,279
Speaker 1: than this.

1019
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 3: You said you want to shrimp and lobsters.

1020
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:58,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Marie, shut up. I can't with you. Hey, guys,

1021
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 1: obviously you know we're doing good work, but it can

1022
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:08,280
Speaker 1: always be better. So leave your comments and reviews. Be nice.

1023
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: Go to the Patreon support us and yeah, follow us?

1024
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 1: Are you? Because there's people, you know what, the shady motherfuckers.

1025
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 1: They'll follow the unofficial expert page but won't follow us.

1026
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: And I see some of you. I see some of you, yeah,

1027
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 1: or or you know what. You'll follow Marie, but you

1028
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,799
Speaker 1: won't follow me, and I see you. Sidney, don't do that.

1029
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 1: You have more followers than me. That's a lie, girl,

1030
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: Sidney said, how followers is bots? When is Instagram going

1031
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: to do another one of those purchase because people lost

1032
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: millions of followers. Yeah, yeah, we'd love to see it.

1033
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,760
Speaker 3: I do love to see it anyway, it brings me joy.

1034
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 4: Hopefully you do the thing that brings you joy this week,

1035
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 4: and if something doesn't bring you joy this week, I

1036
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 4: hope you stop doing it because that's something that you're

1037
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 4: allowed to do. Beach, just stop going you don't like

1038
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 4: that job. Don't go you don't like that man, don't

1039
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 4: date him.

1040
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 1: Somebody not gonna make you come leave, you know. And

1041
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: and I need you to just say one nice thing

1042
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 1: about us in the comments of the post of the

1043
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: post ye link in bio lincin bio. Remember when I

1044
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 1: finally did the linko in bio. No, I did. What

1045
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 1: are you talking about, Marie? I did? Oh my god,

1046
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 1: I totally accidentally hit jam in the face. I'm sorry, baby.

1047
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 3: Anyway, we made it to a full hour.

1048
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: Yay, we did it. We did it, Joe, we did

1049
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 1: it so bad. I can't believe they She did that

1050
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 1: meme everywhere for anything. We did it, Joe, Yeah, yeah,

1051
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 1: whenever I washed my dishes, we did it. We said that.

1052
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 1: I haven't seen Kamala since the inauguration. She laying low,

1053
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 1: she handling her business. She ain't trying to be all

1054
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: out hearing about hopping and bopping and dropping it, dipping

1055
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 1: it low in it. The next time I see a

1056
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 1: picture of Kamala Harris, I want to see like a

1057
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: doobie rap. No, yes, don't you do that. I mean

1058
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: Rihanna did it on the record. She No, we will

1059
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: not make her like everyone else. She is the vice president,

1060
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: Madam vice president. I don't need to see her in respect.

1061
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 1: Do rax it's a dooby like no depens in it

1062
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: that No, Kamala if you're listening, No.

1063
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 3: Kamala is listening? No yes no. If Kamala not listening,

1064
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 3: how step daughter listening?

1065
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 1: No? Heay each I feel like her name is Abby Hey, Abby,

1066
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 1: Hey Abby, or maybe her name is like Madison. No.

1067
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 4: You might start with no, okay, No, Uh, I am

1068
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:59,919
Speaker 4: leaving here, goodbye an hour you are wow?

1069
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,440
Speaker 1: You stayed here, you stayed up. We broke day together,

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Speaker 1: bitch break bed, we break bread.

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Speaker 4: We broke day, we break bed, we break it bed

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Speaker 4: for us anyway, Sidney please get renters insurance.

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Speaker 1: Bad boys for life together, bound bound bound bound We

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Speaker 1: did huh? Now come here girl, Sidney please? What your

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Speaker 1: name is?

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 3: As like your mama half rainer.

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Speaker 1: Bye guys, forever. This has been a Forever Dog production.

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Speaker 1: and Alex Ramsey. Senior producer Tracy Soren. Produced by Andrew MacGuire.

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