WEBVTT - 1 Year Anniversary 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:18.680 Oh that sounded like not a good thound, not a 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:22.959 good flock. You know what it is. It's so you're like, 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:23.159 you know. 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:24.920 What it's because I'm a man and your girl. 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:27.080 Yeah, and I don't have like the will power. 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:28.040 Or like the strength strong. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:31.280 I think I'm gonna work on my I'll probably work 0:00:31.280 --> 0:00:33.080 on my core strength or no, I have to work 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:36.360 on my breast strength so that my arms like, oh, 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:38.000 that's actually what's stopping me from clapping. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:38.200 Shot. 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:41.360 Can't touch your hands together because your knockers are so big? 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:43.479 Can you touch your elbows together? Do you know how 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:43.960 to do that? 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:45.480 Wait? 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:46.960 I actually can't wait. 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:50.120 It's because your food, your big fucking tits are blocking 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:51.280 my nice rat. 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:57.639 Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Today, Drew has 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:59.200 a big surprise for the people. 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:06.319 Which one. I'm getting my foreskin back? Please give it 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:06.920 back to me. 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.520 I just said that to what you would say? You 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:10.960 saying which one? 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:13.400 There's several things that y'all don't know about it. 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:15.639 Were you planning on letting a secret go today? 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:18.760 No? I thought you were. I thought you were referencing 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:25.200 because it's literally the one year anniversary, one year of 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:28.720 rotting y'all's brains crazy. 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:32.039 One year of every week for fifty three weeks straight, 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:36.160 sitting down and spewing nothing but hatred and. 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:40.480 Violent violence, anger, hatred, violence, Not a lot of love, 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:41.720 very little piece. 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:44.640 It's there's a lot of love, but in the bedroom, 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:45.640 if you know what I mean. 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:53.120 Literally, yes, yes, lots of love. But yeah, thank you 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:54.880 guys for watching. This is the most consistent thing I've 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:55.960 ever done in my entire Yeah. 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:58.440 I don't think I've done anything else for like this 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:03.520 long or like with this much pride. Yeah, yeah, I 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.720 take a lot of part in my fucking work. Like literally, 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:08.240 don't fuck with me, Like this is like serious. 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:11.720 Cut back to the seventeen sex shows we've already made 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:12.880 in this episode, I. 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:16.119 Know, every single episode is just like a plethora of 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.359 like cock balls, come sweat. 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.520 It used to be such a big insecurity of mine. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.240 In the very beginning. I was just like, dude, like 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:24.680 all we joke about is cocking balls. But like now 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:27.359 I don't give a fuck. It's like hilarious. 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.720 They wouldn't have made those words so catchy if they 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:31.880 didn't want people to say it every few seconds. 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:34.200 Do you have anything to say for the yearnniversary. 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:36.840 That's enough enough. 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:39.480 Okay, hey Kai, I'm here for you. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.560 Oh, thank you. I have I do have one thing 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:47.760 to say. What umm, I really want to have sex 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:49.680 with Drew and eat his butt from the back. 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:52.880 Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ. 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:56.360 That was your big moment that you had one big moment. 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:58.240 You're deplatforming me? 0:02:58.680 --> 0:02:59.720 Yeah, is that what's going on? 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.360 But I'm taking you. I'm taking the mic back away 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:03.799 from you. You don't need to speak of it again. 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:05.320 I understand that I fucked that up. 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:07.640 Yeah, you really did, honestly, Like you could have like 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:11.400 shouted like something really important now, but like because Drew 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:13.960 is not that fucking important, like Drew's literally of all 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:15.000 things that are important, like. 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:15.840 To chowt drew up. 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:18.360 That was so weird. I already have this banana prepeeled 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:20.679 so no one can make fun of me, so I 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:21.480 just PLoP it up. 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:24.639 Why were you scared people would make fun of you? 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:26.240 Because literally made fun of me. 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:27.679 I didn't make fun of you. I laughed at you 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:29.880 while you ate it because you you literally look like 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:35.880 a little monkey, like unpeeling it. Oh no, dude, you 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:37.840 have to like break it in the little pieces. 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:39.200 Yeah, like I'm. 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:41.640 Like a real man, eat eat that banana like a 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.600 real man and break it up. I don't put him 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:44.560 in your wrath like that. 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:47.200 Yeah, I forgot. I'm like literally straight. 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:49.800 Yeah, it's just like I think, honestly, I think sometimes 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:52.520 you just forget, like you're a forgetful person. One of 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:58.480 the tendrils with the banana, it's like, but honest. Yeah, 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:00.520 thank you guys so much for listening to the podcast. 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.680 It genuinely has been life changing. It's something we've always 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.680 wanted to do, and the fact that y'all have like 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:08.080 stuck around for so long genuinely means so much. 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:11.640 Yeah. Literally, it's the best thing I think that has 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:14.840 happened to me. Ever, it's a career. 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:17.000 Wise, don't get so fucking ahead of yourself. 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:22.040 Yeah, y'all are not the best thing. I've had a 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:22.599 lot of sex. 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:27.640 So why do you p in the STV? Oh my god. 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:31.440 Earlier today we stopped at a CBS and Drew got 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:33.400 back in the car. He was like, I literally I 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:36.120 was supposed to be in that STV and I did it. 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.280 And I knew I was saying it wrong. Like in 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:42.920 my head, I was like, hold on, hold on, no, 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:45.080 it was coming out of my mouth. And as I 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:47.640 was saying it, I was like, this is the come 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:49.640 was I was spitting the come out of my mouth. No, 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:51.840 it was coming out of my mouth, and as I 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:54.680 was saying it, it was like, Bro, this ship is 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:58.479 coming out like so long. I can't stop coming, Like 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:03.960 I literally rang everywhere. No. I when I was saying it, 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:05.719 I was like, oh, like this is coming out wrong. 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:08.680 But you know what, they're cool people, Like, they're nice people, 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:11.599 they're respectful people. They're not gonna immediately laugh in my 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:14.719 fucking face and correct me and call me fucking stupid. 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:15.400 Wrong. 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:17.240 Boy, was I wrong. 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:20.000 I immediately added to it and I was like, you 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:20.320 said that. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:21.680 So wrong, And he was like, no, I got the 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:22.920 C in the S and there. 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:25.280 No, I was saying the S and the C are 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.240 kind of alike, and then you misheard me, So you're 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:28.760 the stupid. 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:30.920 No, but the T is the one that's like shouldn't 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:31.280 be there? 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:36.640 No, Oh my god, I can't. I literally can't with 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:39.800 you guys. Like I literally just try to exist, you know. 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:42.880 I just try to live and love my life and 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:46.720 y'all take advantage of my kindness and my friendship and 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:49.440 just shove my face in the dirt and rub it around. 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:52.360 And like you literally said two episodes sodes ago, you 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:54.680 wanted friends who talked ship to your face, not behind 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:55.000 your eye. 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:56.560 Did not see you? 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:57.240 Literally? 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:57.479 Did? 0:05:57.640 --> 0:06:01.080 I think they like the fact that you're so sure 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:02.159 that you didn't say that. 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:04.240 I bet it's in your fucking notes out too. 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:08.599 No, I guarantee I did not say that, You're And 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:10.160 then I was like, no, I'd rather have friends and 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:11.120 just talk about. 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:12.880 Behind my back because I'll never know if I have 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:16.200 to choose. I'm sure I would rather someone talks shit 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:18.320 to my face. But I don't need people talking shit 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:20.360 behind my back. But I don't need either of it. 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:24.440 You know, Damn y'all are literally fucking sick and twisted. 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:27.560 It is the Kai and In Against Drew podcast that 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:29.359 all this has been from the very beginning. 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:30.440 Are you quitting? 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:34.560 I'm done, literally done with you guys. 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.640 He needs a little I bullied him in the faking 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:39.560 pieces of. 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:45.440 You know what, thought at him, actually thought at him. 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:48.400 Should we throw banana peel as at Kai like it's 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.919 a fucking nineteen thirteen cartoon. 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:55.200 Let's see those notes? 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:55.440 Girl? 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:56.479 What do you have for us today? 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:59.840 Go piss girl, Go piss girl, go you'reine age. 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:03.880 That is like one of the like Internet things that 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:05.080 will forever be hungry. 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:06.560 Oh wait, I just remembered. 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:08.560 I wish I knew the exact quote, but there was 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:11.200 this TikTok that I was like talking about somebody who 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:16.480 was like commentating on like language changing like drastically because 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:19.920 of like the freedom writers had to create their own 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:23.160 like novels and books and like just that open like 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.360 platform at the time of like people being able to 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:28.000 write books and publish them. 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:31.239 They were like it changed, like language forever. 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:34.840 And then someone was like our like new version of 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:38.520 that is literally Charlie, like Charlie Pooth one day saying 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:43.680 like I'm hungies and now that is genuinely in my vocabulary. Yeah, 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:45.840 I say that all the time, and like, go piss girl, 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:50.080 Like that is genuinely like disligh and server un ironically 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:55.640 in my vocabulary, like and it's literally forever. 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:57.680 Don't forget about belligerent. 0:07:58.240 --> 0:07:59.880 Oh yeah, it's pretty big. 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:02.680 I don't say that anymore. 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:08.280 My parents went, parents, what went through my high school journals? 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:09.640 And how did that make you feel? 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:17.560 Come? It scared me? Yeah, because I am They probably 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:19.600 read that, and the reason they became so nice to 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:21.680 me is because I'm like a danger to society. 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:22.440 I'm afraid of me. 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:26.200 Like the things I said in those journals was scary 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:29.240 as fuck. Like I mean, I'm sure, like anybody's journals 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:31.520 talks about like killing like thirty six people and burying 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:32.800 their bodies in Central. 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:34.800 Park And no, that's not normal. 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.240 I was just kidding. That's not in mine either. 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:40.160 That was a really random thing to just like come 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:40.400 up with. 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:41.240 I was just. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.520 Joking, that's really no. People don't I know. People also 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:46.440 don't kill people like me. I mean, what. 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:50.200 You know, people don't kill people like you and get 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:52.920 away with that tea. 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:57.240 No, but when I'm a serial killer, he gets okay, tea. 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:03.839 Way, y'all got me, Like, actually, it's giving tea. Wait, 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:05.960 it's giving tea. 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:10.240 Drew, what's your what's your body count? Like murder body count? 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:11.600 I said, thirty six? 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.439 Yeah, listening, Like. 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:17.120 Damn, I was busy, and you expect. 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:18.880 Him to let go, and you expect him to let 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:20.760 you hit. Hey, I listened, so can. 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:23.720 I hit I'll I'll let you tap this. That's the 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:27.880 craziest thing is how many people actually want to God like. 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:30.440 Hey, okay, I will like usually I would like be 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:33.920 annoyed with Drew, like being like so prideful in that. 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:37.000 But it is kind of insane how many people want 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:37.760 to have sex with Drew. 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:42.120 It literally is shocking. It's shocking, and it's because I'm 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:45.719 just like charismatic. I'm mysterious, Like people want to get 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.400 to know me and know more about me because I 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:52.480 I have this character online and like, but I break 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:53.200 it on the podcast. 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:56.359 It's just it's just be people like think you're like hot. 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:58.600 Like well also that I also that, but like there's 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:00.880 a big part of my personality there that like people want. 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:04.960 It's the part of your personality that talks about cocking balls. 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:07.480 Yeah, like on ironically that's what people want to. 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:10.000 Yes, it's it's because you advertise yourself as like a 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.040 slust so we were like, damn, it's it's like that 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:13.199 it's easy like that. 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:17.840 And being so constipated you're like on Wars in the bathroom. 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:20.040 Yeah, trying to get it out in disgusting, so I 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:24.600 can't even say it and now you're trying to talk. 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:29.319 No, I'm done. Me and Drew did something really exciting recently. 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:31.719 It was like the most exciting thing I've done in 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:34.080 a long time, and that is go to the grocery 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:37.880 store and be a nuisance like forty minutes before it closes. 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:40.960 Like it's literally so fucking slay, like going to that 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:42.000 goddamn grocery. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:45.920 Store, like yeah, oh fuck shit, Oh my god, are 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:47.720 you more fucking god? 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:50.920 Oh my god, oh my. 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:53.240 God, Literally, what the fuck is your prop? 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:58.920 Fuck? Oh my god? We need I don't fuck. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:03.599 And you're gonna sit there, and you're gonna sit there 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:05.240 like somebody. 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:07.120 You have to record the audio and I have to 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.720 take care of like other responsibilities. 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:13.440 I need to fix this whatever. Well, I mean, we 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:15.319 like have to turn this episode in. We like have 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:15.840 to turn it in. 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:16.560 It's already late. 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:20.719 Let's just keep going. What were you talking about, oh, 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:21.520 grocery stores? 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:24.480 Like I guess we can just go back. This is 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:27.240 fucking weird though, I know. Whatever. 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:30.000 It's like, y'all weren't ever supposed to see this. 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:32.800 Good thing. 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:34.160 We make so much fucking money. 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:37.080 We'll just build we want to build the news set. Yeah, 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:39.840 so basically, like the idea is like we build the 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:41.720 set and just like we go everywhere. 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:45.280 Yeah, like we're actually we're like a traveling podcast. 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:47.199 We're in the Bahamas right now. 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:52.559 We're like very obviously in Moutha, Bahamas. Yeah, we're in 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:56.600 the Bahamas right now for Charlie Demilio's birthday party, like 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:57.640 she invited all of us. 0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:58.640 We were on the jet. 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:00.640 We went to the grocery store the other day and 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:03.160 I literally forgot like I wish I was joking where 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:05.640 it was genuinely one of the best knights I've had 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:06.839 in a long time. 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:11.600 I loved the Fourth of July, Like that was literally awesome. 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:13.720 Are you're talking about the fourth right? No, I mean 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:17.400 we did have a store then or when we were 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:18.040 I mean both of. 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:21.040 Our grocery store encounters have been pretty fun, like literally 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:25.640 which is when we went to h ma at like. 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:29.920 And I fucking spent a band like literally like crying 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:32.079 in h Mart. No, like spinning a rack and h 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:33.760 like that's what I'm gonna. 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:37.439 Do, Like you're bought, Like I'm not kidding. I think 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:39.000 it was like six packs of drinks. 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:43.120 Yeah, well, okay, So if you know about procary sweat, 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:46.560 like you know about procarry sweat, and the import fees 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:50.520 of getting it in America is literally impossible, Like it's 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:54.320 so expensive to buy it, and I found it in 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:57.120 h Mart and I bought just a ship ton. I 0:12:57.160 --> 0:13:00.240 bought literally their entire inventory. I could see because. 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:02.199 He kept me like, no, this might not be here 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:02.600 when I came. 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.560 I come back and I was like, we're literally talking 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:06.280 about a grocery stop. And I guess, like, you know, 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:08.880 with the way things are going, like there's no tampon, 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:10.400 so like percari sweat might. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:13.760 Be next exactly, yeah, and like well, like I think honestly, 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:17.199 like tampons aren't a necessity for like society, but percarious 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:22.000 sweat definitely is like it's giving like like man up, 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:24.520 like you know, like if you're on your period, like. 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:27.360 Man up, you think like a like a like a 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:29.800 juice is more important than like tampons. 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:31.760 And yeah, I didn't super disagree with what he said. 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:33.760 Thank you, Oh my god, like of course, the man, 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:35.839 I don't actually know what no, thank you because it 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:37.360 feels like you're just kissing my ask because like you 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:38.320 want to have sex or something? 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:41.640 What a man? Literally of course, like I know you're 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:43.520 something great standing up for women. 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:46.680 You always had. You just had to say something embarrassing. 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:48.000 Should I come out this episode? 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:50.160 Oh this oh this will be the one. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:53.680 Yeah, actually I'm just hearing. I'm literally just joking. 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:59.040 Yeah, you straight guys, like literally like that was a joke. No, 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:01.040 But generally I was fun And then I thought about it. 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.760 When me and Drew first moved to La, our fun 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:07.040 activity was to go to the CBS down the street 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:10.520 and go and stand in there for like thirty minutes 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:12.880 and just be delusional from like being bored. 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.640 It's like loitering as fun as fuck, and I don't 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:18.240 care what anybody ever says, Like it's so fun. And 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:22.160 also the amount of like freakazoids that would go into 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:25.360 this CVS was like so fucking crazy. 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:27.840 Like CVS was like right next to a highway, so 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:29.240 it was like pop. 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.680 It was so sick, like you would It's like it 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.360 was better people watching than like going to a Walmart 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:39.000 in the Midwest. Like literally the people watching in that 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:40.120 CBS was incredible. 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.960 We were the people to be watched in that you like, 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:43.760 we were the freaks. 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:45.840 You would see like a mother giving birth in one 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:48.280 eye and you crossed over and see someone shooting up Herolin. 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.240 Yeah yeah, no, it literally was insane. 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.560 It was, but we act like there's not video footage 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:56.560 of us like crawling around on the floor. Ever YouTube videos, 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:59.360 the amount of YouTube videos we had that started. 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.920 I know, we were always in that goddamn CVS and 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:03.640 we were like, oh. 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:06.000 We're shooting on location today, guys like get. 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:08.080 Ready, like yeah, run and gun stuff. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:08.800 What is it called? 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:11.960 Oh, Drew's call time for the CBS is seven forty 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:12.840 five on Tuesdays. 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:14.680 We got to make sure it was giving we had 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:19.200 call times, especially with Josh's videos like on ironically no, yeah. 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:21.040 You'd literally be like are you guys free tomorrow? Like dude, 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:21.480 oh my god. 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.040 That's actually something that will go into depth when we 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:28.640 have him on. But like the battle that it was 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:32.240 for to get us all for time, like on time 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:35.120 was insane. But I won't I won't dabble too deep 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:35.640 the battle. 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:37.880 Yeah, the battle for a time. Look at these paid 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:48.840 actors seagulls coming in right now? Yeah yeah, yeah, I 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:52.320 flew them in with my brain with my nearrowlink, bitch, nearlink. 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.600 Let's talk about it. Wait, okay, we actually you know what, 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:59.320 I think we might have switched back into the right timeline, 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:03.240 like because cern this is being filmed on July fifth, 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:06.240 Like as I was driving here. I was like, wait, 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:09.320 I don't have any anxiety, Like I feel good. I 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:13.120 feel happy, Like there's not like residual like stress in 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:15.240 my body. It's literally just I feel good. And I 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:16.040 would look at the window. 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:19.440 You felt like that because today was one of the 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:21.480 first two days in your life that you had a meal, 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:25.040 like like literally like you like woke up and like 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:26.680 I was like, do you have a meal? 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:29.400 Like we went and got grocery. So he actually literally 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:30.920 giving me two days. 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:33.600 He's been like, dude, I've literally just felt like the 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:34.760 best I've ever felt, and like. 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:36.560 I don't need to take a nap at like five pm. 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:38.480 And it's literally because he's been. 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:41.840 Eating and I've been working out. But wait, let me 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:45.400 go on the the cern ranch. I'll let my Betsy, 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:51.400 my best Wait, it's giving Betsy. You're my Betsy. Give 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:54.200 me a bet Sea, come here, give me your hands, Betsy. 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:59.280 I'll let my bestie go on her psychoticchizoid. 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:03.120 Okay, So we switched back into the right time because 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:04.280 I was looking out the window and I was seeing 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:06.520 the birds fly through Malibu and I was looking out 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:09.199 into the water. The water is bluer, like no one 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:11.400 wants to have that conversation but for some. 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:15.120 Fading off. So it's starting to give. 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:20.080 You, like I did take a heroic doush of mushrooms. 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:21.840 You're tripping right now. 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:23.399 Yeah, thirty six grams? 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:25.239 Is that a lot? Actually that's a lot. 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:27.960 It's like six times the amount. 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:32.120 Another thing for me is like the number thirty six 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:34.560 is like in my brain permanently, just like the name 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:38.600 er Kabado, So like it's like giving, Like it's giving, 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:40.719 like I need the right thirty six on a lottery 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:42.560 ticket or something. Or go back and watch a thirty 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:44.320 six episode of Emergency Intercom. 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:47.920 Crazy person like you was just the right time. 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:50.360 By the way, the two things of my brain permanently 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:52.480 is er Kabadou and thirty six. 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:56.000 You know, the craziest thing. And this is actual blasphemy 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:58.760 and like I actually might get in trouble for this. 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:01.960 But I can't name an ericabad song. 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:07.720 You've heard one I listened to. 0:18:08.080 --> 0:18:10.280 Okay, that's Mariana Gronde. 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:14.840 Sir, fucking thing. Wait, that's the conversation that's not being had. 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:19.600