Speaker 1: Oh that sounded like not a good thound, not a
Speaker 1: good flock. You know what it is. It's so you're like,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: What it's because I'm a man and your girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't have like the will power.
Speaker 2: Or like the strength strong.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna work on my I'll probably work
Speaker 3: on my core strength or no, I have to work
Speaker 3: on my breast strength so that my arms like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's actually what's stopping me from clapping.
Speaker 1: Shot.
Speaker 2: Can't touch your hands together because your knockers are so big?
Speaker 1: Can you touch your elbows together? Do you know how
Speaker 1: to do that?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: I actually can't wait.
Speaker 3: It's because your food, your big fucking tits are blocking
Speaker 3: my nice rat.
Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Today, Drew has
Speaker 1: a big surprise for the people.
Speaker 2: Which one. I'm getting my foreskin back? Please give it
Speaker 2: back to me.
Speaker 3: I just said that to what you would say? You
Speaker 3: saying which one?
Speaker 2: There's several things that y'all don't know about it.
Speaker 1: Were you planning on letting a secret go today?
Speaker 2: No? I thought you were. I thought you were referencing
Speaker 2: because it's literally the one year anniversary, one year of
Speaker 2: rotting y'all's brains crazy.
Speaker 3: One year of every week for fifty three weeks straight,
Speaker 3: sitting down and spewing nothing but hatred and.
Speaker 2: Violent violence, anger, hatred, violence, Not a lot of love,
Speaker 2: very little piece.
Speaker 3: It's there's a lot of love, but in the bedroom,
Speaker 3: if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Literally, yes, yes, lots of love. But yeah, thank you
Speaker 2: guys for watching. This is the most consistent thing I've
Speaker 2: ever done in my entire Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've done anything else for like this
Speaker 3: long or like with this much pride. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: take a lot of part in my fucking work. Like literally,
Speaker 3: don't fuck with me, Like this is like serious.
Speaker 2: Cut back to the seventeen sex shows we've already made
Speaker 2: in this episode, I.
Speaker 3: Know, every single episode is just like a plethora of
Speaker 3: like cock balls, come sweat.
Speaker 2: It used to be such a big insecurity of mine.
Speaker 2: In the very beginning. I was just like, dude, like
Speaker 2: all we joke about is cocking balls. But like now
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. It's like hilarious.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't have made those words so catchy if they
Speaker 3: didn't want people to say it every few seconds.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything to say for the yearnniversary.
Speaker 2: That's enough enough.
Speaker 1: Okay, hey Kai, I'm here for you.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you. I have I do have one thing
Speaker 4: to say. What umm, I really want to have sex
Speaker 4: with Drew and eat his butt from the back.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: That was your big moment that you had one big moment.
Speaker 4: You're deplatforming me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that what's going on?
Speaker 3: But I'm taking you. I'm taking the mic back away
Speaker 3: from you. You don't need to speak of it again.
Speaker 4: I understand that I fucked that up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you really did, honestly, Like you could have like
Speaker 3: shouted like something really important now, but like because Drew
Speaker 3: is not that fucking important, like Drew's literally of all
Speaker 3: things that are important, like.
Speaker 1: To chowt drew up.
Speaker 2: That was so weird. I already have this banana prepeeled
Speaker 2: so no one can make fun of me, so I
Speaker 2: just PLoP it up.
Speaker 1: Why were you scared people would make fun of you?
Speaker 2: Because literally made fun of me.
Speaker 4: I didn't make fun of you. I laughed at you
Speaker 4: while you ate it because you you literally look like
Speaker 4: a little monkey, like unpeeling it. Oh no, dude, you
Speaker 4: have to like break it in the little pieces.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm.
Speaker 1: Like a real man, eat eat that banana like a
Speaker 1: real man and break it up. I don't put him
Speaker 1: in your wrath like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot. I'm like literally straight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like I think, honestly, I think sometimes
Speaker 3: you just forget, like you're a forgetful person. One of
Speaker 3: the tendrils with the banana, it's like, but honest. Yeah,
Speaker 3: thank you guys so much for listening to the podcast.
Speaker 3: It genuinely has been life changing. It's something we've always
Speaker 3: wanted to do, and the fact that y'all have like
Speaker 3: stuck around for so long genuinely means so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Literally, it's the best thing I think that has
Speaker 2: happened to me. Ever, it's a career.
Speaker 1: Wise, don't get so fucking ahead of yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all are not the best thing. I've had a
Speaker 2: lot of sex.
Speaker 1: So why do you p in the STV? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Earlier today we stopped at a CBS and Drew got
Speaker 1: back in the car. He was like, I literally I
Speaker 1: was supposed to be in that STV and I did it.
Speaker 2: And I knew I was saying it wrong. Like in
Speaker 2: my head, I was like, hold on, hold on, no,
Speaker 2: it was coming out of my mouth. And as I
Speaker 2: was saying it, I was like, this is the come
Speaker 2: was I was spitting the come out of my mouth. No,
Speaker 2: it was coming out of my mouth, and as I
Speaker 2: was saying it, it was like, Bro, this ship is
Speaker 2: coming out like so long. I can't stop coming, Like
Speaker 2: I literally rang everywhere. No. I when I was saying it,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like this is coming out wrong.
Speaker 2: But you know what, they're cool people, Like, they're nice people,
Speaker 2: they're respectful people. They're not gonna immediately laugh in my
Speaker 2: fucking face and correct me and call me fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: Wrong.
Speaker 2: Boy, was I wrong.
Speaker 3: I immediately added to it and I was like, you
Speaker 3: said that.
Speaker 1: So wrong, And he was like, no, I got the
Speaker 1: C in the S and there.
Speaker 2: No, I was saying the S and the C are
Speaker 2: kind of alike, and then you misheard me, So you're
Speaker 2: the stupid.
Speaker 1: No, but the T is the one that's like shouldn't
Speaker 1: be there?
Speaker 2: No, Oh my god, I can't. I literally can't with
Speaker 2: you guys. Like I literally just try to exist, you know.
Speaker 2: I just try to live and love my life and
Speaker 2: y'all take advantage of my kindness and my friendship and
Speaker 2: just shove my face in the dirt and rub it around.
Speaker 3: And like you literally said two episodes sodes ago, you
Speaker 3: wanted friends who talked ship to your face, not behind
Speaker 3: your eye.
Speaker 2: Did not see you?
Speaker 1: Literally?
Speaker 2: Did?
Speaker 3: I think they like the fact that you're so sure
Speaker 3: that you didn't say that.
Speaker 1: I bet it's in your fucking notes out too.
Speaker 3: No, I guarantee I did not say that, You're And
Speaker 3: then I was like, no, I'd rather have friends and
Speaker 3: just talk about.
Speaker 2: Behind my back because I'll never know if I have
Speaker 2: to choose. I'm sure I would rather someone talks shit
Speaker 2: to my face. But I don't need people talking shit
Speaker 2: behind my back. But I don't need either of it.
Speaker 2: You know, Damn y'all are literally fucking sick and twisted.
Speaker 2: It is the Kai and In Against Drew podcast that
Speaker 2: all this has been from the very beginning.
Speaker 1: Are you quitting?
Speaker 2: I'm done, literally done with you guys.
Speaker 4: He needs a little I bullied him in the faking
Speaker 4: pieces of.
Speaker 1: You know what, thought at him, actually thought at him.
Speaker 3: Should we throw banana peel as at Kai like it's
Speaker 3: a fucking nineteen thirteen cartoon.
Speaker 1: Let's see those notes?
Speaker 4: Girl?
Speaker 1: What do you have for us today?
Speaker 2: Go piss girl, Go piss girl, go you'reine age.
Speaker 3: That is like one of the like Internet things that
Speaker 3: will forever be hungry.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I just remembered.
Speaker 3: I wish I knew the exact quote, but there was
Speaker 3: this TikTok that I was like talking about somebody who
Speaker 3: was like commentating on like language changing like drastically because
Speaker 3: of like the freedom writers had to create their own
Speaker 3: like novels and books and like just that open like
Speaker 3: platform at the time of like people being able to
Speaker 3: write books and publish them.
Speaker 1: They were like it changed, like language forever.
Speaker 3: And then someone was like our like new version of
Speaker 3: that is literally Charlie, like Charlie Pooth one day saying
Speaker 3: like I'm hungies and now that is genuinely in my vocabulary. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I say that all the time, and like, go piss girl,
Speaker 3: Like that is genuinely like disligh and server un ironically
Speaker 3: in my vocabulary, like and it's literally forever.
Speaker 4: Don't forget about belligerent.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's pretty big.
Speaker 1: I don't say that anymore.
Speaker 2: My parents went, parents, what went through my high school journals?
Speaker 1: And how did that make you feel?
Speaker 2: Come? It scared me? Yeah, because I am They probably
Speaker 2: read that, and the reason they became so nice to
Speaker 2: me is because I'm like a danger to society.
Speaker 5: I'm afraid of me.
Speaker 2: Like the things I said in those journals was scary
Speaker 2: as fuck. Like I mean, I'm sure, like anybody's journals
Speaker 2: talks about like killing like thirty six people and burying
Speaker 2: their bodies in Central.
Speaker 1: Park And no, that's not normal.
Speaker 2: I was just kidding. That's not in mine either.
Speaker 1: That was a really random thing to just like come
Speaker 1: up with.
Speaker 3: I was just.
Speaker 2: Joking, that's really no. People don't I know. People also
Speaker 2: don't kill people like me. I mean, what.
Speaker 3: You know, people don't kill people like you and get
Speaker 3: away with that tea.
Speaker 1: No, but when I'm a serial killer, he gets okay, tea.
Speaker 2: Way, y'all got me, Like, actually, it's giving tea. Wait,
Speaker 2: it's giving tea.
Speaker 4: Drew, what's your what's your body count? Like murder body count?
Speaker 2: I said, thirty six?
Speaker 1: Yeah, listening, Like.
Speaker 4: Damn, I was busy, and you expect.
Speaker 1: Him to let go, and you expect him to let
Speaker 1: you hit. Hey, I listened, so can.
Speaker 2: I hit I'll I'll let you tap this. That's the
Speaker 2: craziest thing is how many people actually want to God like.
Speaker 3: Hey, okay, I will like usually I would like be
Speaker 3: annoyed with Drew, like being like so prideful in that.
Speaker 3: But it is kind of insane how many people want
Speaker 3: to have sex with Drew.
Speaker 2: It literally is shocking. It's shocking, and it's because I'm
Speaker 2: just like charismatic. I'm mysterious, Like people want to get
Speaker 2: to know me and know more about me because I
Speaker 2: I have this character online and like, but I break
Speaker 2: it on the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just be people like think you're like hot.
Speaker 2: Like well also that I also that, but like there's
Speaker 2: a big part of my personality there that like people want.
Speaker 3: It's the part of your personality that talks about cocking balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like on ironically that's what people want to.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's it's because you advertise yourself as like a
Speaker 3: slust so we were like, damn, it's it's like that
Speaker 3: it's easy like that.
Speaker 4: And being so constipated you're like on Wars in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to get it out in disgusting, so I
Speaker 2: can't even say it and now you're trying to talk.
Speaker 1: No, I'm done. Me and Drew did something really exciting recently.
Speaker 3: It was like the most exciting thing I've done in
Speaker 3: a long time, and that is go to the grocery
Speaker 3: store and be a nuisance like forty minutes before it closes.
Speaker 2: Like it's literally so fucking slay, like going to that
Speaker 2: goddamn grocery.
Speaker 3: Store, like yeah, oh fuck shit, Oh my god, are
Speaker 3: you more fucking god?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, Literally, what the fuck is your prop?
Speaker 1: Fuck? Oh my god? We need I don't fuck.
Speaker 3: And you're gonna sit there, and you're gonna sit there
Speaker 3: like somebody.
Speaker 4: You have to record the audio and I have to
Speaker 4: take care of like other responsibilities.
Speaker 3: I need to fix this whatever. Well, I mean, we
Speaker 3: like have to turn this episode in. We like have
Speaker 3: to turn it in.
Speaker 2: It's already late.
Speaker 1: Let's just keep going. What were you talking about, oh,
Speaker 1: grocery stores?
Speaker 2: Like I guess we can just go back. This is
Speaker 2: fucking weird though, I know. Whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like, y'all weren't ever supposed to see this.
Speaker 2: Good thing.
Speaker 1: We make so much fucking money.
Speaker 2: We'll just build we want to build the news set. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so basically, like the idea is like we build the
Speaker 2: set and just like we go everywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we're actually we're like a traveling podcast.
Speaker 2: We're in the Bahamas right now.
Speaker 3: We're like very obviously in Moutha, Bahamas. Yeah, we're in
Speaker 3: the Bahamas right now for Charlie Demilio's birthday party, like
Speaker 3: she invited all of us.
Speaker 1: We were on the jet.
Speaker 3: We went to the grocery store the other day and
Speaker 3: I literally forgot like I wish I was joking where
Speaker 3: it was genuinely one of the best knights I've had
Speaker 3: in a long time.
Speaker 2: I loved the Fourth of July, Like that was literally awesome.
Speaker 2: Are you're talking about the fourth right? No, I mean
Speaker 2: we did have a store then or when we were
Speaker 2: I mean both of.
Speaker 3: Our grocery store encounters have been pretty fun, like literally
Speaker 3: which is when we went to h ma at like.
Speaker 2: And I fucking spent a band like literally like crying
Speaker 2: in h Mart. No, like spinning a rack and h
Speaker 2: like that's what I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Do, Like you're bought, Like I'm not kidding. I think
Speaker 3: it was like six packs of drinks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, okay, So if you know about procary sweat,
Speaker 2: like you know about procarry sweat, and the import fees
Speaker 2: of getting it in America is literally impossible, Like it's
Speaker 2: so expensive to buy it, and I found it in
Speaker 2: h Mart and I bought just a ship ton. I
Speaker 2: bought literally their entire inventory. I could see because.
Speaker 1: He kept me like, no, this might not be here
Speaker 1: when I came.
Speaker 3: I come back and I was like, we're literally talking
Speaker 3: about a grocery stop. And I guess, like, you know,
Speaker 3: with the way things are going, like there's no tampon,
Speaker 3: so like percari sweat might.
Speaker 2: Be next exactly, yeah, and like well, like I think honestly,
Speaker 2: like tampons aren't a necessity for like society, but percarious
Speaker 2: sweat definitely is like it's giving like like man up,
Speaker 2: like you know, like if you're on your period, like.
Speaker 3: Man up, you think like a like a like a
Speaker 3: juice is more important than like tampons.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I didn't super disagree with what he said.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Oh my god, like of course, the man,
Speaker 3: I don't actually know what no, thank you because it
Speaker 3: feels like you're just kissing my ask because like you
Speaker 3: want to have sex or something?
Speaker 2: What a man? Literally of course, like I know you're
Speaker 2: something great standing up for women.
Speaker 1: You always had. You just had to say something embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Should I come out this episode?
Speaker 1: Oh this oh this will be the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually I'm just hearing. I'm literally just joking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you straight guys, like literally like that was a joke. No,
Speaker 3: But generally I was fun And then I thought about it.
Speaker 3: When me and Drew first moved to La, our fun
Speaker 3: activity was to go to the CBS down the street
Speaker 3: and go and stand in there for like thirty minutes
Speaker 3: and just be delusional from like being bored.
Speaker 2: It's like loitering as fun as fuck, and I don't
Speaker 2: care what anybody ever says, Like it's so fun. And
Speaker 2: also the amount of like freakazoids that would go into
Speaker 2: this CVS was like so fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Like CVS was like right next to a highway, so
Speaker 3: it was like pop.
Speaker 2: It was so sick, like you would It's like it
Speaker 2: was better people watching than like going to a Walmart
Speaker 2: in the Midwest. Like literally the people watching in that
Speaker 2: CBS was incredible.
Speaker 1: We were the people to be watched in that you like,
Speaker 1: we were the freaks.
Speaker 2: You would see like a mother giving birth in one
Speaker 2: eye and you crossed over and see someone shooting up Herolin.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, it literally was insane.
Speaker 3: It was, but we act like there's not video footage
Speaker 3: of us like crawling around on the floor. Ever YouTube videos,
Speaker 3: the amount of YouTube videos we had that started.
Speaker 2: I know, we were always in that goddamn CVS and
Speaker 2: we were like, oh.
Speaker 1: We're shooting on location today, guys like get.
Speaker 2: Ready, like yeah, run and gun stuff.
Speaker 1: What is it called?
Speaker 3: Oh, Drew's call time for the CBS is seven forty
Speaker 3: five on Tuesdays.
Speaker 2: We got to make sure it was giving we had
Speaker 2: call times, especially with Josh's videos like on ironically no, yeah.
Speaker 1: You'd literally be like are you guys free tomorrow? Like dude,
Speaker 1: oh my god.
Speaker 3: That's actually something that will go into depth when we
Speaker 3: have him on. But like the battle that it was
Speaker 3: for to get us all for time, like on time
Speaker 3: was insane. But I won't I won't dabble too deep
Speaker 3: the battle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the battle for a time. Look at these paid
Speaker 2: actors seagulls coming in right now? Yeah yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: flew them in with my brain with my nearrowlink, bitch, nearlink.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it. Wait, okay, we actually you know what,
Speaker 2: I think we might have switched back into the right timeline,
Speaker 2: like because cern this is being filmed on July fifth,
Speaker 2: Like as I was driving here. I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: I don't have any anxiety, Like I feel good. I
Speaker 2: feel happy, Like there's not like residual like stress in
Speaker 2: my body. It's literally just I feel good. And I
Speaker 2: would look at the window.
Speaker 3: You felt like that because today was one of the
Speaker 3: first two days in your life that you had a meal,
Speaker 3: like like literally like you like woke up and like
Speaker 3: I was like, do you have a meal?
Speaker 1: Like we went and got grocery. So he actually literally
Speaker 1: giving me two days.
Speaker 3: He's been like, dude, I've literally just felt like the
Speaker 3: best I've ever felt, and like.
Speaker 1: I don't need to take a nap at like five pm.
Speaker 1: And it's literally because he's been.
Speaker 2: Eating and I've been working out. But wait, let me
Speaker 2: go on the the cern ranch. I'll let my Betsy,
Speaker 2: my best Wait, it's giving Betsy. You're my Betsy. Give
Speaker 2: me a bet Sea, come here, give me your hands, Betsy.
Speaker 3: I'll let my bestie go on her psychoticchizoid.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we switched back into the right time because
Speaker 2: I was looking out the window and I was seeing
Speaker 2: the birds fly through Malibu and I was looking out
Speaker 2: into the water. The water is bluer, like no one
Speaker 2: wants to have that conversation but for some.
Speaker 1: Fading off. So it's starting to give.
Speaker 2: You, like I did take a heroic doush of mushrooms.
Speaker 1: You're tripping right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thirty six grams?
Speaker 1: Is that a lot? Actually that's a lot.
Speaker 4: It's like six times the amount.
Speaker 2: Another thing for me is like the number thirty six
Speaker 2: is like in my brain permanently, just like the name
Speaker 2: er Kabado, So like it's like giving, Like it's giving,
Speaker 2: like I need the right thirty six on a lottery
Speaker 2: ticket or something. Or go back and watch a thirty
Speaker 2: six episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 1: Crazy person like you was just the right time.
Speaker 3: By the way, the two things of my brain permanently
Speaker 3: is er Kabadou and thirty six.
Speaker 2: You know, the craziest thing. And this is actual blasphemy
Speaker 2: and like I actually might get in trouble for this.
Speaker 2: But I can't name an ericabad song.
Speaker 3: You've heard one I listened to.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's Mariana Gronde.
Speaker 2: Sir, fucking thing. Wait, that's the conversation that's not being had.
Speaker 3: Ariana Mariana Grande skin killed me and for some reason,
Speaker 3: like on Fortnite and for oh.
Speaker 2: I thought in real life and yeah, I thought someone
Speaker 2: with Ariana Grande, someone with Ariana Grande's skin, came in
Speaker 2: real life and killed you.
Speaker 1: But they killed me on Fortnite.
Speaker 3: For some reason, it made me more mad than it used,
Speaker 3: like anything else does, because I was.
Speaker 2: Like, I want to pull that skin by its I
Speaker 2: want to pull that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, put that, you know, put that.
Speaker 2: I was trying to give you a thumbs up. I
Speaker 2: was trying to be like girls we can see. Okay,
Speaker 2: back to Ariana Grande, Ariola gremble, that's what we need
Speaker 2: to start calling her. Wait, okay, Billie Eilish has baldy Irish.
Speaker 2: Aria Grande has arial like grimply like. That's the conversation
Speaker 2: that's not being happy.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of another one. I feel like
Speaker 3: there's one more, but I can't think of it. Frankie
Speaker 3: Grande is just Franky grand and that's.
Speaker 1: Enough to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, But if your name is Frankie and
Speaker 2: you're watching this.
Speaker 1: Why did your parents do that to you? Why did
Speaker 1: they name you that?
Speaker 2: Well, Frankie for a.
Speaker 1: Girl, that's a nickname. Why did they name you a
Speaker 1: nickname that's.
Speaker 2: Endearing, Like a girl named Frankie is really cute.
Speaker 3: I disagree, but I digress.
Speaker 2: But also are about to be electrocuted actually by these
Speaker 2: power lines like get it louder and louder.
Speaker 1: I know, dude.
Speaker 3: When we were starting, also, I realized in the beginning
Speaker 3: of the episode, you have the most reflective fucking sunglasses on,
Speaker 3: So if anybody.
Speaker 1: Was paying attention, they literally just saw that not.
Speaker 3: Only were there people around us, but like you can
Speaker 3: see the whole thing. I'm gonna cut you off and
Speaker 3: be like, let's undo it. But like, I don't, you
Speaker 3: know what, sometimes the episode is just so good you can't.
Speaker 1: You just can't do that.
Speaker 2: You just can't start.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna go on here? Are you gonna finish
Speaker 1: your tyrant about being in the right timeline?
Speaker 3: Or like that?
Speaker 2: So we basically we live in a multiverse, right sure,
Speaker 2: which just means that there's multiple versions of our realities.
Speaker 2: Like any decision or choice you make branches off into
Speaker 2: a new reality. So there's like it's just forever expanding
Speaker 2: in forever, like like there was a reality where the
Speaker 2: walls fell towards us and crushed us and killed us
Speaker 2: type of vibe. But thank god we're in the right timeline.
Speaker 2: That would have been bad, but you're grateful that every
Speaker 2: time we turn on this certain accelerator, there's like this
Speaker 2: mask like mass panic of like people being like, oh,
Speaker 2: like the Mandela effect, the Mandela effect, Like, oh, I
Speaker 2: thought Mario had read overalls.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: It's the particle. It's a particle accelerator. It's like I
Speaker 2: can't really get into the physics of it because like
Speaker 2: we actually don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: And it's a company.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, yes, it's like la, yes, he's giving it's.
Speaker 4: The scientists that created eleven from strangers things.
Speaker 2: They did it with the part No, someone actually in
Speaker 2: a particle accelerator. There's actually really interesting fact someone got
Speaker 2: hit by the particles.
Speaker 3: I'm not joking, you know what I'm just you know
Speaker 3: what the particle accelerator is to me is those little
Speaker 3: fake laundry machines that people were scaring people to watch.
Speaker 1: Their beauty NDErs.
Speaker 2: And that's particle.
Speaker 3: Like when you say that and someone turning it on,
Speaker 3: I imagine someone filming a really antiicula acting video of
Speaker 3: dirty water with the sponge and it can.
Speaker 2: Go around the lad touch eleven thousand times in a second.
Speaker 1: But someone who did it touch.
Speaker 2: I don't exactly know exactly what happened to him. I
Speaker 2: don't think he died. I think it just sazed right
Speaker 2: through the hell smart. Yeah, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: exactly know what happens, so I don't why I brought
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 6: But yeah, that's what the.
Speaker 1: People are saying. That's what the people are saying.
Speaker 2: But basically, every time there's the certain reactors turned on,
Speaker 2: people complain about like Mendela effect, and like then there's
Speaker 2: this theory that like, oh maybe every time we explode
Speaker 2: a particle, girl, what is this sound happening right now?
Speaker 2: It's like literally're about to fucking explode it that you're no,
Speaker 2: but it's crazy, Like you don't hear that.
Speaker 1: It's real.
Speaker 3: No one else hears the word sorry if you heard
Speaker 3: it in the mic. Next time someone complains on something,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, you hear that?
Speaker 1: No, Okay, yeah, you're crazy.
Speaker 2: I am also so cold, but I thought you were
Speaker 2: like a man or whatever. Oh wait the merch.
Speaker 3: I know I was gonna mention it in the first
Speaker 3: five minutes, but I was like, I mean, I would
Speaker 3: hope you could see this and like get the picture.
Speaker 2: We have Hella merch like. We'll just add an.
Speaker 3: Ad in the there's actually only three shirts, so y'all
Speaker 3: are gonna all have to fight to the death.
Speaker 1: The only pieces of clothing are the ones who were wearing.
Speaker 2: Literally, we got hoodies. I was wearing a gray T
Speaker 2: shirt in the beginning. We got this T shirt, which
Speaker 2: is my favorite. Then we got a T shirt version
Speaker 2: of this, and then we got a purple shirt.
Speaker 3: We'll put it up, We'll throw it up. We'll throw
Speaker 3: up all over the place and put pictures of.
Speaker 2: Russ y'all will never hear the end of this merch
Speaker 2: shop like, it will.
Speaker 3: Never accept it will end, So don't be slit. Literally,
Speaker 3: you will hear the end of it.
Speaker 1: But so that's it. You're just crazy.
Speaker 2: No, I just can't finish it because I keep getting interrupted,
Speaker 2: interrupting myself. It's one of my altars interrupting me.
Speaker 1: Who is the scientist in you? Stopping you?
Speaker 4: And one of the timelines? Are you straight drew? They
Speaker 4: can see you if you do it this time, they
Speaker 4: can see you. So what are you going to do?
Speaker 1: Don't do it?
Speaker 4: Oh he actually did? You defending your sha on it
Speaker 4: and slapping me.
Speaker 1: Don't say that to me.
Speaker 2: Again, I'm sorry you start evoking that hurt my hands
Speaker 2: so bad, hitting your cheek. I wonder that's.
Speaker 1: When you know. That's when you know you taught him
Speaker 1: a lesson. Is when it hurt you too.
Speaker 2: I bet that looks so real, like.
Speaker 5: I bet, just like that.
Speaker 1: Just like magic, Just like Matt. You don't know that song.
Speaker 1: You have no idea what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of multi verses, should we talk about the
Speaker 3: scariest dream I've had in a long time?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, insot the clip right now?
Speaker 1: Okay, not the clip of me crying.
Speaker 2: No, it's so cute. It literally made me cry.
Speaker 3: Okay, should we play the audio clips or we'll just
Speaker 3: overlay them, but we should probably play them because I
Speaker 3: don't I literally don't remember what I said?
Speaker 1: Should I give context first?
Speaker 5: Talk about it?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: There I am sleeping.
Speaker 2: Let me paint a picture.
Speaker 1: There, I am sleeping.
Speaker 2: Our text are fucking rancid. It's just sit back getting
Speaker 2: forth to each other. We don't have conversations anymore.
Speaker 7: So there, I am sleeping in my slumber and I
Speaker 7: am having the most vivid dream like I've had it
Speaker 7: a really long time, and it was just like I'm
Speaker 7: kind of forgetting it, and I wish I wrote it
Speaker 7: all down, but.
Speaker 3: Like it's not something I need to remember because it
Speaker 3: was so gnarly. But basically, for some reason, it was
Speaker 3: set up in my old home, in like my first
Speaker 3: childhood home, and like it was like I came home
Speaker 3: and yeah, I came all over the place and I
Speaker 3: fell in it and I hit my.
Speaker 1: Head and then I had to go to the hospital.
Speaker 1: There's a big mess. It was a big, slippery, wet mess.
Speaker 1: But oh that you cleaning for me. Honestly, that's the
Speaker 1: best part about living with you.
Speaker 3: So I could score anywhere and Drew immediately comes up
Speaker 3: and just SiZ it.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's actually we have to play that next is like
Speaker 3: our us at Orion's Ring camera.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Yes, so whatever.
Speaker 3: In the dream, I like come home and it's like
Speaker 3: my first home that I've ever lived in, and it's
Speaker 3: but it's in la It's like, oh, it's like one
Speaker 3: of those things where it's like you're in the grocery
Speaker 3: store but the president is there and like you're at
Speaker 3: the inaugurations, like just like one of those setups. So
Speaker 3: like I got home and I opened the door and
Speaker 3: Josh is like freaking out and he's like packing his.
Speaker 1: Bag and I was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: And then he was like he's just like shaking his
Speaker 3: head and like he like couldn't get.
Speaker 1: The words out.
Speaker 3: And I go into your room and you're not dude,
Speaker 3: I'm actually gonna cry talking about it.
Speaker 2: He did.
Speaker 1: It was such a bad dream. So like I go
Speaker 1: in the room and like you're not there, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: where is due? And he's like, oh, Drew like died today.
Speaker 3: And also what's like so weird is like it wasn't
Speaker 3: like it was like a super funny way you died.
Speaker 3: It was you died like masturbating you, like we're constipated.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Like that's literally how I would die.
Speaker 2: Though it is like because I know it ship.
Speaker 3: It was like it was gnarly and like like I
Speaker 3: was in such shock over it because I just seen
Speaker 3: you that morning and Josh was just like packing.
Speaker 1: He's like I need to move I can't live here.
Speaker 3: And then like I was like, I guess I need
Speaker 3: to move out too, because I don't want to live oh.
Speaker 3: Because also like it was literally the scene where you
Speaker 3: died and there was like blood because you were like
Speaker 3: vomiting like blood and so like.
Speaker 1: It was like a really gruesome scene and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god.
Speaker 3: So I like went and like started packing and then
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, I feel nauseous, like I was
Speaker 3: in shock, and I hadn't cried yet. And then I
Speaker 3: went in the bathroom and closed the door, and I like,
Speaker 3: I have never felt like emotional.
Speaker 1: Pain in a dream the way I did in that dream.
Speaker 3: Like in that dream, I was literally like like screaming
Speaker 3: like from the top of my life, like so bad
Speaker 3: that like I like couldn't let out a scream anymore.
Speaker 3: And I was just like sobbing, and like it was
Speaker 3: like I was in like so much like real distress.
Speaker 2: I won't die. I won't die. But you know, my
Speaker 2: theory is that that's a different reality that I actually
Speaker 2: did die. I literally think that, like when you wake
Speaker 2: up in a dream, that's a different reality.
Speaker 1: No, like I did wake up.
Speaker 3: But anyways, so I had this like really gnarly vivid dream,
Speaker 3: and you know what freaked me out, Mors, I was
Speaker 3: in so much pain in the bathroom, crying, and like
Speaker 3: that I woke myself up, like I was in so
Speaker 3: much like physical and emotional distress.
Speaker 1: That that's what woke me up. Like it wasn't like
Speaker 1: a jump scare or anything, and like it wasn't even
Speaker 1: like a good time to wake up. It was like
Speaker 1: seven am, and I just like woke up.
Speaker 3: And then I was like so taken aback by how
Speaker 3: emotional I was that I woke up and I sobbed
Speaker 3: for like thirty minutes, like I boo who cried?
Speaker 2: And then and there's a video of it because.
Speaker 3: She says it laughing bruh.
Speaker 2: And I saw that and I was like, girl, what
Speaker 2: the fuck happened? Because you didn't say I just saw that.
Speaker 2: I hadn't listened to it, and I was like, who died?
Speaker 2: Like literally what is going on? And you're crying? And
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, it was me that died. And
Speaker 2: then I get these voice and then nose literally my
Speaker 2: heart is still freaking out.
Speaker 4: It was literally like.
Speaker 2: We won't I won't spare you because it's literally.
Speaker 3: Just sobbing, sobbing, and I like, what's crazy is I
Speaker 3: couldn't stop. Like I rolled over to go back to sleep,
Speaker 3: and I just started crying more. And I was like
Speaker 3: in so much distress and so anxious to the point
Speaker 3: where I almost got out of bed and went and
Speaker 3: like laid in bed with you and like to see
Speaker 3: if you were awake.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't want to bother him
Speaker 1: and wake him up from it.
Speaker 2: You should have, because it literally made me feel so
Speaker 2: loved because you know what I was doing. You were
Speaker 2: dreaming about this. I was literally spitting on myself. I
Speaker 2: woke up to myself spitting like I like like spitting
Speaker 2: and it would like land on my cheek. So you
Speaker 2: were dreaming about me dying and literally screamed crying and
Speaker 2: I was spitting on myself.
Speaker 1: You know ever is I told this and he was like, dude,
Speaker 1: you know what I was.
Speaker 3: Doing, Christian, I had to dream that he wrote the
Speaker 3: most amazing song.
Speaker 2: Home. He literally thought he was creating yesterday.
Speaker 3: Literally thought he was a beat up. He got up
Speaker 3: and like saying a song into his bony and wod.
Speaker 1: He woke up.
Speaker 3: Later he listened to it like like I try to remember,
Speaker 3: and then he explained the.
Speaker 1: Dream to me.
Speaker 3: He said, dude, it was literally like I described it
Speaker 3: to him like this and he was like, that's exactly
Speaker 3: what it was. I was like, it's like in Bohemian
Speaker 3: Rhapsody when they remade the like the Aide benefit concert,
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Should be fuck.
Speaker 2: Like people around that makes sense. Oh my god, that
Speaker 2: is literally the fucking bird is not real.
Speaker 7: It heard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just floated there for five minutes. Probab didn't
Speaker 2: see that, but there was a bird floating there for
Speaker 2: five minutes. Explain that.
Speaker 1: He.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, is it like literally in I
Speaker 3: don't know if y'all have seen Bohemian Rhapsody. I haven't,
Speaker 3: but the lady on the plane next to me watched
Speaker 3: it and there was like the longest scene ever of
Speaker 3: the Aides benefit concert.
Speaker 2: That Queen did.
Speaker 3: And it literally was a thirty minute scene of just
Speaker 3: the concert, like it was just them remaking a concert.
Speaker 1: And I was like, is that what it was? It
Speaker 1: was like that high w He was like.
Speaker 3: No, Literally, in my dream, I had a live choir
Speaker 3: like in a studio and I was at the board
Speaker 3: and I was like topping in and being like.
Speaker 1: Try something.
Speaker 3: Something, Think about how would you feel if you saw
Speaker 3: your family for the first time in a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like that's like what it was for him. And meanwhile
Speaker 3: I was like waking up crying. But you know what
Speaker 3: the craziest fucking part was is I don't think I
Speaker 3: told you this because I was saving it when I
Speaker 3: went back to sleep.
Speaker 1: In the dream, I was being accused of fucking killing you.
Speaker 6: And it was literally like like it was literally like
Speaker 6: I came home and then like there were police there
Speaker 6: and they were like, oh, what a coincidence that, like
Speaker 6: you weren't here when it happened, and like you come
Speaker 6: here and you have no idea and all this ship
Speaker 6: and they were really trying to pin it on me
Speaker 6: because we were together.
Speaker 1: And then no, you know what fucked it up is
Speaker 1: like they they went through.
Speaker 3: My text and looked up your name and like it
Speaker 3: was like we had gotten into a fight and I
Speaker 3: had set to text where I was like, Drew's been
Speaker 3: like so like hard to deal with, and.
Speaker 1: I was like venting in my text.
Speaker 3: So then they found it and then they were like,
Speaker 3: what a coincidence you sent this text two days ago
Speaker 3: were like last night and now he's day and they
Speaker 3: were like, oh, like you poisoned him, like and it
Speaker 3: was freaking me out, And in the dream, I just
Speaker 3: had more anxiety because I.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh my god, it is the one the
Speaker 2: most that kill you.
Speaker 1: I literally had anxiety.
Speaker 2: I'm a part of the xy anarchy x anarchy army, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like my dream and it was really gnarly.
Speaker 3: Like it's crazy because I went to talk about it
Speaker 3: yesterday and I almost I almost cried, but I don't know,
Speaker 3: like obviously it's like my love for you, but like
Speaker 3: it's because I've been so ANXIO and I actually think
Speaker 3: like me or a loved one is gonna die soon,
Speaker 3: like every time I life me.
Speaker 2: No, it'll probably be me, it will be me.
Speaker 1: No, it's gonna be me.
Speaker 2: Still we're still competitive over who's gonna die first. Well
Speaker 2: that's the thing though, I am competitive with my family
Speaker 2: that like I literally told my parents as like I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: but I have to die before you because I cannot
Speaker 2: bury you too, Like I literally cannot fucking do it,
Speaker 2: Like I will die first, and I'm sorry, you're gonna
Speaker 2: have to bury your son, but I'll be dead so
Speaker 2: I won't care, but I will not bury you too. No,
Speaker 2: and that's how I feel about you, is I have
Speaker 2: to die before you.
Speaker 3: No, that's literally I think I also had that dream
Speaker 3: because I said to a friend like two days ago,
Speaker 3: I was like dude.
Speaker 1: The worst part about.
Speaker 3: Like losing like a friend is like that you have
Speaker 3: like a really close friend, is that you have.
Speaker 1: To like live like the rest of your life without them.
Speaker 3: Like it literally is just like someone gets plopped out
Speaker 3: of your life and then you have to just continue.
Speaker 3: And then like twenty years later, you feel fine one
Speaker 3: day and then you just start thinking about them, and like.
Speaker 1: You probably just think about them every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you get like phantom, like like phantom like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna like, yeah, I'm gonna text them and I'm
Speaker 3: going to send this to them.
Speaker 2: I have that with my brother a lot where I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like send him a TikTok or something. I
Speaker 2: don't even think he ever got the experience TikTok was
Speaker 2: kind of crazy, like that's not the peak of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you snooze, you lose.
Speaker 3: I was literally gonna be like I was gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 3: that literally sucks for him.
Speaker 2: That sucks. So that no, he probably he won the
Speaker 2: lottery by not having to experience the doom scrolling on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Literally the worst thing humans I've ever done. It's creating
Speaker 2: doom scrolling.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was my dream and now when I
Speaker 1: talk about it.
Speaker 2: It is lovely that I am loved. It does make
Speaker 2: me feel good. And when I listened to those, I
Speaker 2: started crying. The morning after you made me cry good,
Speaker 2: that was intense. Let's talk about July fourth, fourth of July.
Speaker 1: It was fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was sick.
Speaker 1: It was awesome because we didn't do shit.
Speaker 2: I don't care like before the July is my favorite holiday.
Speaker 1: It's literally just fireworks their stulf on.
Speaker 3: I know, like obviously, I know, like they're bad, like
Speaker 3: we should use drones, But I'm like, aren't drones bad too,
Speaker 3: Like that's like so much waste.
Speaker 2: It's like a bunch of plastic and shit like robots
Speaker 2: and shit making it. No, fireworks are fun as fuck.
Speaker 2: It's the best thing humans have ever created, simply, Like
Speaker 2: I honestly, if y'all wanted me to, I could go
Speaker 2: on an hour long rant about fireworks because I literally
Speaker 2: studied it, all of the kims that went into it,
Speaker 2: like everything. But I won't subject you to that because
Speaker 2: like in high school, I was just like hyper upset
Speaker 2: or middle school, was hyper obsessed with fireworks, like to
Speaker 2: the point where I started building my own and like
Speaker 2: rolling my own they're called stars, no, yeah, rolling my
Speaker 2: own joints, and like you would get like a rock
Speaker 2: tumbler and put all the kims in there, and then
Speaker 2: they would start rolling into what's called stars. And they're
Speaker 2: the little balls that you see like like you know, ever,
Speaker 2: those are called stars and you can make them like
Speaker 2: different colors based on like different chemicals and shiit. But
Speaker 2: I made my own and then we made our own
Speaker 2: firework and blew it up in my front yard and
Speaker 2: it was fucking lit and it actually worked. And I
Speaker 2: very easily could have gone down a career path of
Speaker 2: making fireworks or making YouTube videos of fireworks.
Speaker 3: Maybe say that about literally, like anything you've ever done
Speaker 3: is a hoby.
Speaker 1: You're like, I very easily could have made that my
Speaker 1: whole life.
Speaker 4: You do look like a guy that makes.
Speaker 1: Fun like fireworks videos, like I.
Speaker 3: Feel like it, literally, Like that is one thing that
Speaker 3: has been consistent about you from the moment I met you,
Speaker 3: was literally.
Speaker 1: Your love for fireworks.
Speaker 3: Like so you're not very consistent in anything, but like
Speaker 3: your love for blowing shit up has stayed the same.
Speaker 2: I do like stupid.
Speaker 3: I do get it though, Like fireworks are genuinely so
Speaker 3: fun and like, yes, I understand. Like if you have
Speaker 3: a dog, like it sucks whatever, like put your plugs
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dog is crying.
Speaker 1: Give that bit some AirPod max pro literally.
Speaker 2: Man up, women need the man up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you don't have to say that. Where
Speaker 1: does that come from?
Speaker 2: Girls cry?
Speaker 3: Remember when Frank Ocean accidentally polluted the Internet by saying
Speaker 3: boys don't cry? So literally every man would take a
Speaker 3: photo of himself crying and then make the captain boys
Speaker 3: don't cry.
Speaker 2: Men can cry too. No, you shouldn't. Men should not cry.
Speaker 1: I said, boys don't cry.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: You have I ever cried?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like you look exactly like the see like the kind
Speaker 3: of person.
Speaker 2: Who I've never cried once in my life.
Speaker 4: You just submitted to crying like this morning or something.
Speaker 1: He didn't. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: See and you tapping back into not listening, taking tabs.
Speaker 4: You said you cried yesterday morning.
Speaker 1: No, he said he came yesterday morning exactly.
Speaker 2: I woke up spitting on myself crying.
Speaker 1: He woke up drooling and coughing up, lookies.
Speaker 2: On himself and so congested.
Speaker 4: The mental image of you like sopping in your dream
Speaker 4: and you're like spitting all over yourself.
Speaker 1: Why I do that? Choking in your dream?
Speaker 4: You know, It's happened a few times, very like geriatric behavior.
Speaker 2: It's happened a few times where I like woke up
Speaker 2: spitting on myself.
Speaker 3: Did you know have like an ongoing joke? And like,
Speaker 3: uh is that tricky?
Speaker 1: Laughs like a like.
Speaker 3: A bird, I am tricksy literally, Like my laugh is
Speaker 3: like you.
Speaker 2: Literally are tricksy. You are tricksy, and I'm fucking caught.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: All you need is one crazy bitch and one overly
Speaker 3: confident bitch and then you have.
Speaker 2: You have the best podcast dynamic ever. You make a
Speaker 2: million dollars.
Speaker 3: Let me on your podcast. This is an open call.
Speaker 3: Let me on, let me on, let me in.
Speaker 2: We should set a new podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah this one.
Speaker 2: I'm over this ship. It's like such a I've always
Speaker 2: wanted to actually like start a new one, like keep
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 3: No, I've always wanted like the second episode you were
Speaker 3: like I.
Speaker 2: Really wanted everyone No, like I mean, like right now,
Speaker 2: have to.
Speaker 3: What's not It's like this really new and cool easy
Speaker 3: side hustle that I've picked up.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 2: Whatever selling commercials to Trident? You know someone made that YouTube. No,
Speaker 2: you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Why do you? Why are you so accusatory? I don't
Speaker 1: know who is he?
Speaker 2: I love fireworks, bro, I'm just thinking about them.
Speaker 3: No, it literally was fun, Like that's the most fun
Speaker 3: I've had. And it was just like watching fireworks.
Speaker 1: Dude. The thing I like about fireworks is like I
Speaker 1: want I like that.
Speaker 3: It's like almost deafening sometimes because it's literally so feel.
Speaker 2: Inside of you, like, yeah, it does hit your prostate. Everyone,
Speaker 2: actually not even ironically everyone.
Speaker 1: It is July. Keep that in mind.
Speaker 3: Okay, what the fuck is I'm saying it in a
Speaker 3: threatening way, and I mean, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Start your month was last month.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start saying it's July in a threatening way.
Speaker 2: Why don't they that's get a month. Why don't the
Speaker 2: straight people get a month?
Speaker 1: Why doesn't your mom's vagina hole?
Speaker 2: Why don't you let me eat your mama's vagina? Pussy out?
Speaker 2: Drew Phillips eating your mama's vagina hole?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, have y'all seen this new video Drew
Speaker 3: Philip eating your mama vagina hole?
Speaker 4: Sometimes when you guys say she like that, I imagine
Speaker 4: like potential ad people. Like the thing is they.
Speaker 3: See that and they're like, no, they don't see it. Like,
Speaker 3: y'all need to be more careful about who you give
Speaker 3: ads to because you guys.
Speaker 1: Listen to a whole episode because you might change your mind.
Speaker 2: Thank you for sponsoring this episode. Better help Vagina pussy.
Speaker 3: Your mama, stinky vagina hole pussy forest worting.
Speaker 2: You literally not funny at all.
Speaker 1: Your mom's tiny.
Speaker 2: Stop, it's literally not funny.
Speaker 1: Can I see your mom's bule?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: I'm literally gonna spread your pea holder. Don't don't, No, seriously,
Speaker 1: you can't do that. Like fuck, I'm going to spread
Speaker 1: my pea hole. So that, like peeing is like like
Speaker 1: a ten to fifteen second endeavor. But if you just
Speaker 1: spread that whole a little bit, it'll just all fall out.
Speaker 2: That, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like turning a bucket upside down?
Speaker 2: You know, you know you know what I do? Okay,
Speaker 2: if you grab a water bottle, you spin it, make
Speaker 2: a vordtext and pour it out, it pours like crazy,
Speaker 2: but I spin around really fast and it just comes
Speaker 2: out all right.
Speaker 1: But then like, do you have time to like grab
Speaker 1: your wiener?
Speaker 2: No, it just goes everywhere.
Speaker 1: Bathroom does have a funny smell.
Speaker 2: Sometimes our bath map fucking stinks like ship. It's because
Speaker 2: it like molds. We like step on it wet. I
Speaker 2: like dry off before I dry off in the shower,
Speaker 2: like I'm supposed to be able to dry off on
Speaker 2: the shower mat, but now I dry off in the day.
Speaker 1: No, I don't believe that you should be able to
Speaker 1: dry off on the shower mat.
Speaker 3: I think the way your every human is supposed to
Speaker 3: do it is you wipe one foot and you like
Speaker 3: kind of get up to your thigh.
Speaker 1: You step down one.
Speaker 3: Up to your thigh, and then prince the varsity your body.
Speaker 1: You are a fucking animal if you step out of
Speaker 1: the shower.
Speaker 2: Be real, be real. We gotta be real on the
Speaker 2: fucking podcast. Wow, hold on tapping. I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: This is the latest one. But no, I fully agree
Speaker 2: with you that like you should like one hundred percent
Speaker 2: dry off in the shower before you fucking.
Speaker 3: Sep be real this, be real that be real with
Speaker 3: yourself and go get some bitches.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's come on. Come on, come on,
Speaker 2: come on, come, come, come come on. This app is
Speaker 2: fucking bullshit. It's such fucking ass, like be real creators.
Speaker 2: If you can hear me, you're at blows fucking chunks,
Speaker 2: like fix it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't use that ship because I like when
Speaker 3: I'm with my like people and I'm like enjoying myself,
Speaker 3: I just don't have I don't even have time to
Speaker 3: like take a photo. Like I'm just like too busy,
Speaker 3: immersed in conversation and like loving my life.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're also lame as fuck, Like let's have that conversation.
Speaker 3: Like Christian was like he was like, oh, my phone's
Speaker 3: like off because it was like low battery, like I've
Speaker 3: just had it turned off and we were like, do
Speaker 3: you want to charge it? He's like no, actually, like
Speaker 3: I just like actually looking at you guys and talking.
Speaker 4: To you gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I don't know if ew you just looked at that selfie.
Speaker 2: Don't even talk about it.
Speaker 1: No, you're taking it again. That is not real.
Speaker 2: You got two minutes to do it.
Speaker 1: You have two minutes to persect yourself. What I'm not.
Speaker 2: What the fun?
Speaker 1: Sorry prosecco. I was thinking about proscco because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get fucked up tonight.
Speaker 2: What we were talking about, Well, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: What were we talking about? Dude?
Speaker 1: Sometimes when we do this, like once we're getting close to.
Speaker 3: The hour, like I become absolutely delusional, Like I don't
Speaker 3: feel like a real human anymore.
Speaker 2: We could talk about this? Should I talk about that?
Speaker 7: Or No?
Speaker 2: That's like too much.
Speaker 1: That's so funny.
Speaker 2: Okay. So when I was back in Texas, I uh
Speaker 2: had to edit a YouTube video film and edit a
Speaker 2: YouTube video. But I just don't have a MacBook and
Speaker 2: I only edit in Final Cut Pro and you can
Speaker 2: only get it blah blah blah bah blah, you can
Speaker 2: only get it on MacBook whatever. And I didn't want
Speaker 2: to bother my sister and Steven to use theirs because
Speaker 2: I was just like being annoying. That is literally so cute,
Speaker 2: like stop, but I needed to edit. I was like, actually,
Speaker 2: doesn't Apple have like a fourteen day return period? So
Speaker 2: I went there and I was like they told me like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, like you can return it like no questions asked,
Speaker 2: like just like if you need it for fourteen days,
Speaker 2: you can use it for fourteen days and return it.
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, I'm gonna do that, and
Speaker 2: I bought the computer used it for three days and
Speaker 2: then on my way back to the airport flying back
Speaker 2: to LA I returned it and I had already like
Speaker 2: logged into it and had all of my like iCloud
Speaker 2: and shit on it, and I asked about like, oh,
Speaker 2: I bought apple Care because I was like, God forbid
Speaker 2: these three days that I have this fucking laptop apple
Speaker 2: Care or I like break it and like yeah, like
Speaker 2: that would fucking suck. So I was just like I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna take the l on the apple
Speaker 2: Care and like pay one hundred and thirty dollars edit
Speaker 2: this YouTube video not the end of the world, like
Speaker 2: it gets done, where it gets done whatever. So but
Speaker 2: I was like I'm still gonna ask. So I asked
Speaker 2: if I could get a refund on it, and he
Speaker 2: was like, oh, let's see if it like even showed
Speaker 2: up in your subscriptions on your iPhone. And I opened
Speaker 2: my iPhone and like it in the ass. It was
Speaker 2: like literally the very top was grinder, and I literally
Speaker 2: wanted to fucking kill myself. I was like, this is
Speaker 2: actually the worst thing that's ever fucking happened to me.
Speaker 2: And I only have I have it downloaded like as
Speaker 2: a joke.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: You don't like a joke, it's like funny, it's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, heay, we accept you as you are.
Speaker 4: They need to make a straight grinder.
Speaker 3: There's like so many what there's like so many of those.
Speaker 3: They're just called like dating apps and stuff.
Speaker 2: Straight people don't need everything.
Speaker 3: Okay, Like if you really want, like to get bitches, like,
Speaker 3: why don't you go do it in real life instead.
Speaker 2: Of exactly exactly? That's like I've been saying that the
Speaker 2: entire time.
Speaker 1: I mean, you pay for like you also paying.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't pay for it. Oh I don't.
Speaker 2: That was all a lie.
Speaker 1: Oh I lie about literally.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what it is is I got gifted
Speaker 2: it by Ian because he works at Grinder. How come
Speaker 2: I'm not on there because you're you're not a girl, bitch?
Speaker 1: Hi loving got one of those?
Speaker 2: Wait, Doritos are actually so good. I wish I had
Speaker 2: wet hands.
Speaker 3: You know what makes eating Doritos with pruney fingers so
Speaker 3: good is because since your fingers are pruned up, all
Speaker 3: the cheese got stuck in those little fucking crevices.
Speaker 2: Damn job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're scooping up extra like dirt.
Speaker 2: We haven't talked.
Speaker 1: About eating one dirty ans kind of tastes good because
Speaker 1: it's salty.
Speaker 2: Exactly. You're not we for them. We've been working out.
Speaker 1: Twice.
Speaker 2: We work out, we have gym memberships, like we are
Speaker 2: people that work out, Like we don't have to talk
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 1: Do not talk to me at the gym.
Speaker 3: That okay that I I don't care if anybody talks
Speaker 3: to me about Actually, that is so fucking embarrassing, because
Speaker 3: I genuinely think working out it's so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: It's the most humiliating thing in the world. And it's
Speaker 2: even more humiliating when you're like disgusting, red, sweaty, like
Speaker 2: the most vile state you've ever been in. And then
Speaker 2: one of you motherfuckers who watched this podcast come up
Speaker 2: to us and are like, hey, we watched the podcast.
Speaker 1: I was like, tell me, I don't know, like I
Speaker 1: don't want to know.
Speaker 2: You can't see me in this state, Like you can't
Speaker 2: see me sweaty and red, Like I can't do it,
Speaker 2: like I'm disgusting and because I sweat, and I I stink,
Speaker 2: I sweat.
Speaker 3: No I smell really good, honestly, maybe come up to me,
Speaker 3: but like, don't even do that to yourself because I'm
Speaker 3: like at peak pheromones, and then you might like find
Speaker 3: yourself in like shambles because you can't have something.
Speaker 2: It's really hard. So fuck damn that light was doing
Speaker 2: a lot. I know it was like that shit was working.
Speaker 3: But yeah, please don't come up to me at the gym,
Speaker 3: like come up to me anywhere else. Like I don't care,
Speaker 3: Like I would never tell anybody to not come up
Speaker 3: to me, but like there's something so embarrassing about working out,
Speaker 3: Like as a person, you shouldn't be working.
Speaker 1: Out because that's just embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Like running on a treadmill is literally so dystopian and embarrassing.
Speaker 3: And the fact that like someone has seen me do that,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's literally so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I know, I fully agree. And you know what's even
Speaker 2: more embarrassing is doing like push ups in your bedroom
Speaker 2: or core exercise. Like, no, I've said it once in
Speaker 2: your bedroom.
Speaker 3: I've seen someone I was having stuff with, like working
Speaker 3: out on a yoga mat in their living room, and
Speaker 3: at that moment, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: the tap out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, never mind, I would have the girls like you
Speaker 1: grow up. Oh that's so embarrassing. Oh oh my.
Speaker 2: God, no, bless you, though I fully agree.
Speaker 1: God bless you.
Speaker 2: Okay, tapping with me.
Speaker 1: Media of the week. I've been on a big Aventura kick.
Speaker 3: I've been dad so okay, someone to tell me this. Wait, riddle,
Speaker 3: this song is not supposed to sound like that. Oh
Speaker 3: actually wait I just figured it out.
Speaker 2: Wait all right, we got to have you right strike.
Speaker 1: Whoa you boy?
Speaker 2: You boy?
Speaker 1: Okay, I figured it out. Fuck y'all, I don't need you. Okay.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I think Aventura, I don't know who did it first,
Speaker 3: but like they have a song whatever, whatever, it doesn't
Speaker 3: even make sense.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, fuck you stop talking to me anyway.
Speaker 3: I've been on a big Aventeurer kick. So my media
Speaker 3: of the week is love all That and then head Manita.
Speaker 3: Those two songs have been like doing it for me.
Speaker 3: Night Vision by Daft Punk, My October Symphony, pet Shop Boys,
Speaker 3: Chrysalis by Pram, and Hey Girl by Lady Gaga, and
Speaker 3: then both of the new Steve Lacey singles have been
Speaker 3: really doing it for me.
Speaker 2: I've been listening to Zuzu. I think Xiu Xiu really
Speaker 2: weird music. But I love my Discovery Weekly was crazy
Speaker 2: and I'm trying to find the song off of it
Speaker 2: that I really liked. Oh here it is pressure Point.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's the playlist name. Folding by lead Gamble
Speaker 2: was like really really, really good. And I have also
Speaker 2: been listening to still like so much rap and I
Speaker 2: don't know, like I've already I've talked about it three
Speaker 2: thousand times. It's the same songs over and over again,
Speaker 2: like Homesick, Basic telem by Case Storndo. I really liked
Speaker 2: that style of rap. I think it's coming up and.
Speaker 1: Is probably one of the best songs ever.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what. I watched The Bear. Oh I
Speaker 2: watched it in two days, and it was actually like
Speaker 2: really good. Like, uh, the first episode, there were some
Speaker 2: things that happened that I was like, hmm, like this
Speaker 2: is like crossing my suspension of what is it, suspension
Speaker 2: of disbelief, like like this shit would not happened in reality.
Speaker 2: But then I leaned into it and I was like relax,
Speaker 2: Like no one's saying this is the best show ever made,
Speaker 2: Like don't treat it like that. And I just had
Speaker 2: fun watching it and like I plowed through that shit
Speaker 2: and like I forget his name, but the dude from
Speaker 2: Shameless is like such a good actor. It's like disgusting,
Speaker 2: Like he's like he is talented, like it's it's crazy.
Speaker 2: He's really fucking good. Everybody else bodied their roles like
Speaker 2: they were cast, Like everyone was cast so well. And
Speaker 2: like the the mom in the kitchen, Like I won't
Speaker 2: spoil anything, but she was my favorite character and she
Speaker 2: had really good character arc. But yeah, the show is
Speaker 2: really great, Like it's it's really hard for me to
Speaker 2: like like get behind high stakes cooking because I'm like
Speaker 2: girl like high stakes cooking Like that's like what, like
Speaker 2: it's really never that deep. Like Pig was that way,
Speaker 2: Like it's really not that deep, but I love Pig
Speaker 2: and I loved the.
Speaker 3: Bear and Pig with Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like about it was literally about like
Speaker 2: trouble hunting, like a pig that like hunted for truffles.
Speaker 2: Truffles are good, but truffle oil is fuck.
Speaker 1: Was the worst thing to happen to man kind, Like
Speaker 1: you need you need.
Speaker 2: To stop putting truffle oil in dishes, like you're sick
Speaker 2: for it. It's really wrong, and like not everything needs
Speaker 2: truffle let me put this.
Speaker 3: Truffle onto the su bowl right now, Like, no, don't
Speaker 3: put that on there.
Speaker 1: Like, get it away.
Speaker 3: Fresh truffles are good though, And tonight we're gonna make
Speaker 3: truffle butter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tuffle butter on your pussy.
Speaker 2: Exactly, pissyissy. Merch is going live tomorrow.
Speaker 1: So Saturday, July ninth, twelve pm PST.
Speaker 2: Go buy it, be there or be square. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be limited. Uh, buy it early or whatever.
Speaker 3: Your mama stink you vagina hole for free shipping.
Speaker 2: Girl cut don't do that. But yeah, Merch live tomorrow,
Speaker 2: tap in.
Speaker 3: Did I'm imagining someone hearing I'd be like, oh okay,
Speaker 3: and like just pausing immediately and going and typing that
Speaker 3: in and trying like eight different variations.
Speaker 2: Of capital no capital, every other letters on capital.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you guys so much for.
Speaker 2: All the support.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it genuinely has been so awesome.
Speaker 3: I was planning on going on like a really like
Speaker 3: sappy shield, but I'll save it for next episode.
Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, maybe you'll see me cry. I don't cry.
Speaker 2: Bye bye.
Speaker 3: Eight