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Speaker 1: this week. Did you I need to do this week? Man?

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Conan. Please take a picture. And he said

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Speaker 1: great too, that would that would Just take a picture

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Speaker 1: you'd see a bunch of people. And then they stopped

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00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 1: doing it. I remember it shut down and everything. I

423
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 1: don't know how did we get on Rocky Hard Picture Show. Well, well,

424
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 1: because we learned that our guest star played Brad Majors

425
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 1: in the original film. Let's get back to the show. Elliott.

426
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: I did not know that we did this. I was

427
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 1: very shocked that Elliott goes to give a woman a

428
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 1: pelvic exam and the woman has an orgasm. Now, I

429
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 1: just can't believe that that could be a real thing.

430
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 1: It just doesn't seem to me. And again, I want

431
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 1: to remind everyone that I don't currently have a vagina,

432
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 1: but I feel that if a doctor was in there

433
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 1: examining her, it would not lead me to orgasm. Okay,

434
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 1: does anyone have any comment? It would be shocking if

435
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 1: it did. I don't know vagina is very different. Not

436
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 1: allaginas are the same. You know, I'm about to say,

437
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: there's got to be somebody out there I likes that

438
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 1: shits got it right. So what you're saying is, it's

439
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: just like the one from Little shapaharas the dentist played

440
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 1: by Steve Martin who scares all of his patients and

441
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 1: then Bill Murray comes in and loves the pain. And

442
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 1: you are something special, you are something so under this

443
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 1: analogy that you're using, you think that there's probably, of course,

444
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 1: because there's a zillion kinks and a zillion people into everything,

445
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: there's probably a woman out there who who who does

446
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 1: get off on on having a pelvic exam? Yes, well, Elliott,

447
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 1: I think there are, and I think there are a

448
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: bunch of men that get off on getting fingers in

449
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 1: their butthole too. Well, No, that that we know, because

450
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 1: that's a that's a thing. But you're saying, um, you're

451
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: saying when they have their prostate, that'd be kind of

452
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: embarrassing if you're if you're a straight man and you're

453
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 1: and they're doing the prostate exam and you got um

454
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 1: fully hard. I wonder if that ever happened. Well, no,

455
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 1: if you went to orgasm too. Yeah. Yeah, and the

456
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 1: doctor's like and the doctor's like, bro, I'm just I

457
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: have to feel you have to do a quip prostituting.

458
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 1: You just came all over my Short's happened. It's it's

459
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 1: had to have happened before. It's hard to I'm just surprised, Someway,

460
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: could I miss the Willie talk button? Now's sake, stop

461
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: talking about your Willie? Sorry? Yeah, deb, Sorry, Deep, sorry, Deep,

462
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if that got a little graphic. I was

463
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 1: just surprised that on an NBC primetime comedy we did

464
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 1: a joke about Sarah making a woman come from a

465
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: pelvic exam, but we did so there you get it.

466
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,919
Speaker 1: And then I had been an awesome pred fall by

467
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: Sarah right after that, very nice proud fall by Sarah.

468
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 1: And then I have the fantasy where my picturing of it,

469
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: of course she's like a twenty five year old model,

470
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 1: not the gal that Sarah actually did it too. Mike Schwartz,

471
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,640
Speaker 1: who's we've spoken about before, who's one of our favorite

472
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: of any writers, who plays Lloyd the Delivery Guy, makes

473
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 1: his first appearance. It's character is beginning to form, though

474
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 1: this is like second or third appearance. But this comes

475
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 1: after the joke. Yeah, but let me double check with

476
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 1: your mom. That didn't make you laugh? Was there laugh

477
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: out loud at that? That was funny? Carla's bossy and

478
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: can't take jokes at her expense. That's the storyline for Carla. Well,

479
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 1: that's what everyone assumes, is that she can't take jokes

480
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 1: at her expense, but she could take it as long

481
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 1: as it's from people that she cares about, right, But

482
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: she seems to not like it so much so that

483
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 1: when she comes home upset and breaks the sex the

484
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: sex what do you call it? Lockdown? Yeah? Whatever? It is.

485
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: The But I just don't know why anyone would want

486
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 1: to do that to someone, you know what I mean,

487
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 1: why anyone would want to just be like, yo, you

488
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,400
Speaker 1: know what, we're gonna shut it down for six months.

489
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: Because here's the thing. I think you're coming at it

490
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 1: from a point. If someone we've already established has a

491
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: an infinite libido, I think there are plenty of people

492
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 1: who were like, yeah, sex is great, Um, it's fun

493
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 1: every now and then. No, I don't want to do

494
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: it all the time. So I think I'm imagining Carla

495
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: was like I love Turk. I love sex with Turk.

496
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: But imagine how sexy it will be if we really

497
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: hold out for a long ass time and don't have sex. Now, Turk,

498
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 1: who we can assume it's a smidgen like Donald is

499
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: quite disappointed at that idea. Yeah, absolutely, But this comes after.

500
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: This comes after he tells the janitor, who's now looking

501
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: for a new victim because j D has stood up

502
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: to him and said, dude, you're recycling all year old,

503
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: you're old pranks now and your little jokes on me. Fine,

504
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: janitor is now looking for a new victim. Yeah, and

505
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: it turns on Turk. Finally, finally there's a Turk v.

506
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: Turk v the janitor. This is like the first time,

507
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: isn't this the first time you guys have had anything?

508
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: This is the first time these two gomano imano and

509
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: turn because you took a basketball a shot at the

510
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: trash can with a piece of paper. Yeah, but well

511
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: that's not why, it's that's not what that's what kind

512
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 1: of start. That's that was like the icebreaker of high

513
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm Turk and the janitor being like, who are you again? Right?

514
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: What really does it is? Turk saying to him, I'm untouchable.

515
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: You can't do anything to me. There's nothing that you

516
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 1: can possibly do that'll mess up my day. But he

517
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 1: doesn't end up doesn't delivering on that. Sure he does.

518
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: Why because he plays that song in the loop hallway.

519
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: He plays, um, we don't have to take up uh huh.

520
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: I mean that's his only room. That's how he pranks you.

521
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: I mean that's pretty lame prank. Maybe there was something

522
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: more too. I thought it was building and maybe it

523
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: got cut. Maybe it got cut. I don't like, well,

524
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: you know, you can't. You can't introduce that the janitor

525
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: will now fuck with Turk and have the only thing

526
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: be like we don't have to take off clothes on.

527
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: But it comes right after Turk finds out that he's

528
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: not going to have sex anymore. And if you can

529
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: see how important it is to Turk throughout the show

530
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: as he's talking about it, she just said no. She

531
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: was like right there in my face, looked me dead

532
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: my eyes and said to me, I don't want to

533
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: do it anymore. It hurt me so bad. Oh my god.

534
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: You know he's going on and on its JD goes

535
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: into the fantasy, so you know, I think it does

536
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: sting when it does when when the janitor does it.

537
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, you're right, that is kind of it's not

538
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: it's not as climactic as some of the pranks that

539
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: he's playing out. I felt like there was a missing

540
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: scene or something. There's this old expression in writing, like

541
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: if you introduce a gun in the first act, it

542
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: better go off by the end of the movie. And

543
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: I felt like you introduced like the janitor will now

544
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: take on Turk, And it was like, nothing really ever happened.

545
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: He just played a song that piss you off. But yeah,

546
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: maybe something. I cut very funny line when Kelso says

547
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: to uh Sarah chalk um, you need to be able

548
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: to say penis or vagina or anal and Sarah says,

549
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: anal's not a dirty word, sir, And he goes tell

550
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: that to my wife. So now you know that Kelso

551
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: has been turned down for anal sex with his multiple

552
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: time too. Yes, so much so that she's like, it's

553
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: a bad word. It's a bad word, honey, it's a

554
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: bad word. So if you want it, I don't know

555
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: why that's not on Scrubs Wiki. In this episode, we

556
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: learned that Kelso is not having anal sex with his wife.

557
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: How about when I say, how about wait, well, let's

558
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: go back though we forgot something. How about the janitor

559
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: thinking that he was a mermaid because of the fumes

560
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: in the air ducks and having to give wishes to

561
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: imaginary fisherman. Yeah, because he's in the air ducks. Um

562
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:07,719
Speaker 1: like die hard right? Um? Uptown girl got me through

563
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: high school? Is this something that j D says? And

564
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: Elliott says swing shwo so Elliott? And then and then

565
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: Carla takes out a playboy to try and make this

566
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: is so so silly. The woman's a fucking doctor and

567
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,239
Speaker 1: Carla's got her look into playboy, being like, you need

568
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: to look at this and save vagina. And she's like,

569
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: she can't do it. She's so uncomfortable. Oh that's what.

570
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: She goes. It has a tear drop tattoo on it.

571
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: And she goes, what does she say? She goes, it

572
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: looks sad, sad. She goes, she has a she has

573
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: a tattoo of a tear drop on her bajingo? Is

574
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: it sad? That's a tough one, man? What that's a

575
00:31:54,920 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: tough one? Oh gosh, what vagina tattoos? Yeah, it's tough. Yeah, um,

576
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't far be it for me to

577
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: tell anyone to what to do with their vagina. But

578
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: I if I had one. Again, this is the second

579
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: time I'm theorizing. But this is the second time I'm

580
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: pontificating on it. If I had a vagina, I wouldn't

581
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: tattoo mine. That's just me that one looks sad because

582
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: of a tear drop. How much would you have to

583
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: be paid be paid to tattoo your penis? Oh? Not

584
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: very much? Oh really? Yeah, like two million, three million,

585
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: I'll do it. Not very much. That's three million dollars.

586
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: That's a lot of money. Yeah, well some people, some people.

587
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: Some people would be like, fuck you. I'm not doing

588
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: it for three million dollars. I am of the elk.

589
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: That would be like, yeah, three million dollars not big

590
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: at the tattoo. I'm saying. I bet you could do

591
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: it for less if I came over your house with

592
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: no way one hundred grand cash and in no one

593
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: hundred dollar bills in a super no way. I think

594
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: and and and and you're and you're gonna tattoo my penis.

595
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. No, I'll have doctor Wu

596
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: do it a very fancy tattoo artist. It'd be probably

597
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: an honor for him to hold that eel that that

598
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: touched me. I kind of felt that inside when you

599
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: said that. But how he said to hold it like this,

600
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: like a like a big gat Like it's not even

601
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: close to that, all right? But no, I just are

602
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: you telling our fans, our listeners all across the world

603
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: that if I showed up with a hundred grand in

604
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: cash and said, Donald, doctor Woo is here to tattoo

605
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: your penis, you'd say, no, how big is the tattoo? Man,

606
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of It's just like my

607
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: head like this, like with a smile. No, absolutely not

608
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: worry more money, more money, No, we should go to break.

609
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, guys, we're so silly because we're drying it.

610
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: We're trying to just get the it's got a commercial.

611
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. Sorry for you and her back

612
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: were bad. How about how Elliott has this horrible memory

613
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 1: of Orgey her mom. The reason that she's so uptight

614
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: sexually is that her mom was banging the pool guy

615
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: in the potting shed. Yeah, Marky Post is back on

616
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: the show. Markie posts back, and she says, Jorge, we

617
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: need to see you in the potting shed right right

618
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: right after she says after she says, don't ever let

619
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 1: a boy put his whizzy winkle in your Pajinko is

620
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: whizzy Winkle, And she says something like, my mom was

621
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: always yelling at that. My mom was always yelling at

622
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: Jorge in that potting shed, but she never fired him,

623
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 1: even after he kidnapped her and brought her to Akapoco

624
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: or something like for friends. So stupid said, this was

625
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: a funny episode and we're laughing our ass off right now.

626
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: Ri just put it out there. But I did put

627
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 1: it out there. Maybe maybe my negative mood may of

628
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: I didn't think it's there. I think the Barry boss

629
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: wook was funny, and I think that Sarah's trying to

630
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: avoid using genitalia terms is funny. There's a great cowboy

631
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Speaker 1: switch when Judy repels down the building and then breaks

632
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: through the window. That was awesome. I think that was

633
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,919
Speaker 1: even a not only a switch, that was a cut

634
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: Judy run in and and then pop up type thing. No,

635
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 1: I think no stunt woman comes through the window and

636
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: then Judy pops up from the table. I'm telling you,

637
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: I think there was a cut in there. I'm just

638
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: gonna put it out there. This is something that maybe

639
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: we should ask Bill about. No, we can go back

640
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: and look and see if there's a cut. There's no cut. No,

641
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: I don't mean there's a I don't mean there's a cut. Like,

642
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: I don't mean there's It's like the lightsabers in Star

643
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: Wars back in the day with Obi Wan Kenobi when

644
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: they show him turn on a lightsaber, or when Luke

645
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: turned on a lightsaber and they had to cut and

646
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: then somebody runs in and hold pose. Then somebody runs

647
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: in and screws in the lightsaber. Yeah, I don't out.

648
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: I really do believe it's that you're making me scroll

649
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: the episode to find it because I think you're wrong.

650
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: I think I'm right, but well, because I'm proud of

651
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: a dope cowboy switch when we pulled them off, and

652
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: I think we did, I mean, it wouldn't. I don't

653
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 1: think that was proplicated. How Judy hiding under the table,

654
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: It's not like it's that advanced to do it. Well,

655
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: there's not that much room for her to be able

656
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: to do that, especially with somebody jumping through a glass.

657
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: It's my point. Well, I can't find it. So if

658
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,919
Speaker 1: you're watching this and you care, I don't think there's

659
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: a cut point in there. And I think our stunt

660
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 1: team did a fantastic job there. It's a little not

661
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: a cut point, that little blink, that little yeah you're

662
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: saying they said everyone freeze and then put Judy in. No,

663
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: that's not how we roll that scrub. I'm just I

664
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: love you, man. I don't want to fight, all right.

665
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a Onesie when Cox comes over, which is

666
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: just for no reason, but I guess j D is

667
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: a big fan of onesies as we know. And um,

668
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: I actually liked it. It was a beautiful onesie. I

669
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: would have warned that I'd wear that right now. But

670
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 1: I speaking of onesies, Yeah, will the Onesies be available

671
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: for the Christmas season? They're gonna be ail Yeah, Joel,

672
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: when are they going to be available? Now that we've reproved,

673
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: Now that we've reproved the now that I've given notes

674
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: m now that now that we have your approval, we

675
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: should be fast tracking. I think our goal was to

676
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: give them out for the holiday season. They have to

677
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: be and you know, we need to order a lot,

678
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,320
Speaker 1: because when our fans go to buy stuff, they're gone.

679
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 1: I think these need to be ready to you know,

680
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: if you order them, then we can make them for you.

681
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: I think we need to jump to that on that

682
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: get on the phone right now, No, dude, because people

683
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 1: are gonna want these. I'm gonna buy probably ten for

684
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: my family. These are gonna go fast, right, That's what

685
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: I'm saying. We should make it so if you want them,

686
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: you can get them, right. I don't all our shit

687
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: sells out so fast. You know how hard it was

688
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: to get cone in a washcloth? We had to, like really,

689
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 1: it was an event. Joel was like Joel's full time

690
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: job became get conan O'Brien a washbark. I love it,

691
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: you know what. I love this And you know why

692
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 1: I love this. I love this because that makes our

693
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: stuff like supreme. It's it's one of one of an

694
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: not one of a con but there's one of certain

695
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 1: only certain amountains. So yeah, this time, you know what

696
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: you're right for the onesie for this Christmas holiday. The

697
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: onesie is a limited edition. How many should we make?

698
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: Like five? And we're gonna only and we're gonna hit

699
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: that hit that refreshed button to get it please, Well,

700
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: how many should we make? Five hundred? Sure, we could

701
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 1: probably do that. Five hundred team is good. I feel

702
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: like five hundred people would want these onesies. They look stellar,

703
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: They're super comfortable. It's cold. You guys aren't leaving your

704
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: houses and changing clothes anyway, really, so this is perfect.

705
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: It's perfect. It's very cozy. It's very cozy, and Donald

706
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: and I are both all over your body. I wish

707
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: you not a poop flap though it doesn't have any

708
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy, it's not many onesies do. Only

709
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: the old like Western ones that you know, the dude

710
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: that stalks like there's some lives in the in the

711
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: near the ad house, that guy, um all right, well

712
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: the ones he's are coming to a website near you.

713
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,879
Speaker 1: You just gotta wait till Joel makes it happen. Oh,

714
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,919
Speaker 1: So I thought it was weird at the end where

715
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 1: JD is like everyone's having sex, You're having sex, Cox

716
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 1: is having sex. And then I'm babysitting and I'm like,

717
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,760
Speaker 1: come on, cinemax, and so I turned the baby around

718
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: so he's not looking at the screen, and I'm like

719
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: showing him a toy while I watch Cinemax and then

720
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: you're like, hello Cinemax. Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's there's

721
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 1: a lot of weird things about it, like Cox comes

722
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: over to the apartment and stays with us for the night,

723
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: and because you told me, yeah, Like there's a lot

724
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: of weird things in this it's not our best, everybody,

725
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't hold on. I'm not gonna

726
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: say it's not our best. I think it's. I think

727
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: it's a very fine episode and has a lot of

728
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: very funny but it's one of those episodes that you

729
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: could just put on at any time and say this

730
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: is Scrub, Like if you needed to give somebody a

731
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: definition of what Scrubs is, I think this is a

732
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: perfect example. But I agree this is not it's not

733
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 1: it's not the funniest laughs, and it's not there's no heart. Really,

734
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: you know, we were known for our wearing our heart

735
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,359
Speaker 1: on our sleeve. I think, well, we're known for having

736
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: really good special episodes. If that's what you mean. No,

737
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: but I mean a great episode of Scrubs makes you

738
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: laugh a lot. There's some silly fantasies, and then and

739
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: then and then at the end somehow breaks your heart

740
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: a bit, and they don't all have to do that up.

741
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,720
Speaker 1: But I think, but, but, but I think the majority

742
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: of the episodes are more like this, and I think

743
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: the ones that stand out are like the ones you're

744
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: talking about. All Right, I want to talk about something

745
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 1: that is controversial. I'm shocking that people are very upset

746
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 1: that baby Yoda is eating fish eggs, frog eggs, but

747
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: they're unfertilized. Every one of you mofos that have eggs

748
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: for breakfast, there are unfertilized eggs. Right, everyone's all upset.

749
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: But Joel you said to me on Twitter that they

750
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 1: thought it's that people are thinking that baby Yoda might

751
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: be turning to the dark side. So okay, So I

752
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 1: had some people DM me and they were like, there's

753
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: two conversations happening. There's a group of Star Wars fans

754
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: who were like, yo, is this you know, a pretensive

755
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 1: dark side? Baby Yoda is the child going dark side?

756
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: And then apparently there was some other, like fringe group

757
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: of people talking about how this was controversial and I

758
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 1: missed that conversation. I don't know what all of that

759
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: was about, but me and my crew were like yo,

760
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 1: what does this mean? Like, what's happening with the child?

761
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: Because we've seen him. Do you know he's choked out

762
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: some people, he could stopped some fires, like before we go,

763
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: before we go further, Danil, before we go further, hit

764
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: the spoiler button for everybody so that they know we're

765
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: getting into spoiler spoiler Warner, Oh yeah, sorry, spoilers, but everyone,

766
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Yeah, you're absolutely right about that, Joel,

767
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: your your crew is right to wonder those things. I

768
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: feel like and now that we've come to have you

769
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,720
Speaker 1: guys seen the latest episode. No, don't talk about that fire.

770
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 1: Oh so good. Listen, Dallas Howard can direct direct. All right,

771
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: let's not do any spoilers. Don't get into it. Don't

772
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: get into it. Don't let's not get into it. But

773
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 1: we can't talk about We're allowed to talk about the

774
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: one I saw and I just thought he's a kid.

775
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: He doesn't know any better. He's hungry. Everybody, calm down,

776
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: they're unfertilized eggs. Well, it's not just that, it's also

777
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 1: what they're showing too. In the beginning of the episode,

778
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: they're you know, dipping through the desert on the speeder bike.

779
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 1: You know, he gets ambushed. He beats everybody up except

780
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: this one guy has the knife on the kid. He

781
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 1: convinces the guy to take the treasure that's on the

782
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: bike and leave the kid. The guy goes for the

783
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: treasure and it's running away with it and he kills

784
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: the guy in cold blood. Get out of it. This

785
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 1: slight kills him just you know what, and not even

786
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: not even kills him. Quick kills him. Slow takes us

787
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: takes him, takes him up into the sky. So the

788
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: guy's like, oh God, why did I grab this? And

789
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 1: then falls to his way plumbers. What's wrong with that?

790
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: He stole the kid. The kid's watching all of that.

791
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: If you have children, the last thing you want to

792
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:26,919
Speaker 1: do is put your kids into that one. Right, Well,

793
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 1: no doubt he's he's down. He's grooming this kid. He's

794
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: grooming this kid to be vicious. He's grooming this kid

795
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: to be merciless. All this kid sees is war and

796
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: fighting and everything like that, and that affects the force,

797
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: and it's gonna turn this kid to the dark side.

798
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: On this path, this kid is gonna develop fear. This

799
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: kid's gonna he already has too much. I think he's

800
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: a cute kill No, this is what turned anakin to

801
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: Darth Vader. Dude, don't turn don't turn this into a right,

802
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: don't start this shit? All right? Is the guest share Joel? Yes,

803
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: let's all cool off and invite the guest in because

804
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: I know Donald's gonna get really worked up about Mandalorian.

805
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: Do we want to go to break first? Oh? Yes,

806
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: well go on a quick break and when we come

807
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: back an exciting guest. Hello, Oh my god, babies. Well

808
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 1: now on latch, Stephanie, welcome to the program. Oh this

809
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 1: is surreal. Weh Hi. This is us um Zach. That's

810
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: Daniel and Joel, and that's Donald Fason right there. Hello,

811
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: how are you all? Um? How are you? We're really good?

812
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: You're doing that spin bike? Is that a peloton? It's not.

813
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,720
Speaker 1: It is a cheaper version, but I use a peloton

814
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: app All right, Well, good listen. We don't We're just

815
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: happy you're getting it because me and Don all they're

816
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: getting it. We were trying to get that peloton deal.

817
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: Going peloton winside Beyonce. Yeah. I don't know why you

818
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: would choose Beyonce over Donald and I, but I guess

819
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: Beyonce is the news folk spokesperson for Peloton. I don't

820
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: know why we can't also, um, what is the best?

821
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: What is the Beyonce aspect of it? I guess they're

822
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: specific beyon the hours of amazing music you could do,

823
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 1: pump it out to you. Plus she donated. Um, basically,

824
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: she's paying for a bunch of historically black colleges to

825
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 1: have access to the Peloton Acts, so like their students

826
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,479
Speaker 1: can use their student email to log in for free

827
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: and get access to like healthy services. So, and let's

828
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: be honest, Cody and Beyonce together is hilarious and fun.

829
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: And Cody's gay, right, Cody's gay. He's talked about his partner. Okay, yeah,

830
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: good see. I didn't know, thank you, Stephanie. I didn't

831
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 1: know if Cody was gay or not. And I obviously

832
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,240
Speaker 1: don't give a but I was just trying to guess

833
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: because he's you know, it was it was a little

834
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: hard to tell. But then, yeah, I thought he mentioned

835
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: his partner Donald. You didn't know he was gay. I

836
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: thought you were being facetious, oh, because he's so gay?

837
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: All right? But I really like him. He's my my

838
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Speaker 1: new favorite. He's my favorite dude, he's so, he's my

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Speaker 1: favorite man. He's had totally and he's hard and he

840
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Speaker 1: works you hard. For those of you out there who

841
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: have Peloton bikes or Peloton apps and work out with

842
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: with uh the Peloton crew, check out Cody. He's a

843
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: lot of fun. And also Leanne Haynesby because I like

844
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Speaker 1: her because she's British and she says, all right, that

845
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Speaker 1: section's done and dusted. All right, Stephanie, our spinning buddy,

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Speaker 1: how are you tell us where you are? I'm in Toronto, Ontario? Okay,

847
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Speaker 1: Toronto can my favorite six Yeah? Donald loves that. Doctor

848
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:02,720
Speaker 1: Stephanie Oh with an incredible story and kind of ask.

849
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Speaker 1: So I thought maybe we could start with a is

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Speaker 1: that how you prefer to be called? Do you prefer

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00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: to call you doctor? Stephanie? Um, I'm a PhD, not

852
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 1: m D. So clarify I a psychologist. We still respect that.

853
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,879
Speaker 1: My my, my mom is a psychologist. We respect it. Yeah,

854
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: so I'm like mom, Uh yeah, different topic, but yes,

855
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Speaker 1: do you do like a clinical in a sense you

856
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: see people in your home? Or I used to m

857
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,839
Speaker 1: I actually stopped just before COVID. I do research now,

858
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: so I'm a child psychologist um and I actually ran

859
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:41,720
Speaker 1: a big study in the summer on COVID and teens

860
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: and mental health just to see how they were doing.

861
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: And I guess I wanted to to advocate for Team

862
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Speaker 1: Mental Health with Oh my god, you picked the perfect

863
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Speaker 1: the right place, pick you picked the perfect day, because

864
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: go ahead and check. No, I'm just I'm I'm Joel

865
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: is always. You're an amazing producer. You didn't even know

866
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: that we'd all be feeling melancholic today, but you weren't

867
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 1: on the call earlier, Stephanie. We're just talking about feeling

868
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,879
Speaker 1: the blues. And to be honest, on a very serious note,

869
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: I saw that the suicide rate is skyrocketing, and so

870
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: there are those of us who are down and feeling it,

871
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 1: and then there are of course those who are on

872
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: another level, and that's terrifying, And so what do we

873
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: do to help, Stephanie. I mean, I feel like I

874
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: just tweeted out the other day a suicide hotline number

875
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: because that was kind of going viral when when those

876
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: numbers came out. But those of us who who feel

877
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: it on our own, you know, our own level and

878
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: our feeling melancholic, I almost feel like I could feel

879
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: better if I was proactively trying to help people who

880
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 1: are suicidal in some way. So what we're seeing, at

881
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: least with the teens is that relationships are like the

882
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: most protective that we can use. So and it's so hard,

883
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: right because you can't be in person, so all of

884
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: our relationships our online, which is so tough. Um. But

885
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: like with with teens, with kids, I mean, parents are

886
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 1: key man like it's the attack that we call the

887
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 1: attachment relationships. So it's the parents ability to regulate their kids.

888
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: So the more regulated a parent can stay, the more

889
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: regulated the kid will be. So it's keeping your fake

890
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: it though, right, I mean a little bit. It must

891
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: be hard for parents who are really suffering and they

892
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: they sort of have to fake it in front of

893
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: their kids, right. Yeah, it's so so tough, and I think, um,

894
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: empathy is such a powerful, powerful tool that we could use.

895
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Speaker 1: So I always joke because I do a lot of

896
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 1: work with teenagers. That's my that's my group, and I

897
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: and I always say to the parents, you know, try

898
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: to respond with some variant of that sucks. Don't try

899
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: to fix it, just understand where they're coming from. And

900
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: it's amazing how powerful that is, and parents come back

901
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 1: to me and say, you know, oh my god, they

902
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: told me so much. I had no idea what was

903
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: going on. I had no idea what was happening. I

904
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: go get my wife real quick so she can hear

905
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 1: some of this conversation. It's your show, dude, your love

906
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: to do whatever you want now, Stephanie. I'm sure there's

907
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: a lot of people listening who would think, oh, yeah,

908
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,320
Speaker 1: you know, my kid gets down. They're a normal teenager.

909
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 1: But they would be surprised to learn that maybe behind

910
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 1: their backs, the kid is a lot more down than

911
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: they know. So what are the what are the warning

912
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: signs that anyone listening might might and what can they

913
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 1: do to just to to to to just make sure

914
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Speaker 1: that they're clear with their kids at So I think

915
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: that's a great point. And actually, we we did our

916
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: survey in the summer. We look at parents reports and youth,

917
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Speaker 1: and the youth reported actually over fifty percent of the

918
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: kids said that they or at it like a clinical

919
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 1: level of depression, which is huge, absolutely huge. And then

920
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: the parents actually reported that their kids were more oppositional

921
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 1: and had behavior problems. So it seems to be coming

922
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: out as like an oppositional argumentative, that kind of irritative

923
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: personality rather than say more depressed, down moody. You can

924
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,439
Speaker 1: come out in a variety of ways, and that's where

925
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: I think the empathy comes in of just like trying

926
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: to understand where they're coming from. If they come in

927
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: and they're screaming, you know, screw you, get out of

928
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: my life, just be like, wow, you sound really mad,

929
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 1: Like what's going on? You know it? Parents very quickly

930
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: go to let me solve it, let me fix it,

931
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 1: or they go to like let me fix the behavior

932
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 1: in the moment, but realizing that that behavior, there's something

933
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 1: going on underneath that behavior can help the parent understand,

934
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Speaker 1: you know, what's going on for their kids. And we know,

935
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Speaker 1: like in therapists, we have what we call it the

936
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Speaker 1: common factors. So you talked about CBT on a previous

937
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,760
Speaker 1: cognitive behavior. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yesh, I've just mentioned

938
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Speaker 1: that's been helpful to me. Yeah, And we've got that,

939
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: we've got like the more traditional top therapy. They found

940
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Speaker 1: when they actually tested all the different types of therapy,

941
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: it's actually the relationship between the therapist and the client

942
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:32,720
Speaker 1: that matters the most. So the skills and The tools

943
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: definitely help. But you can read tools in a in

944
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: a textbook, or you can readtort to a book or online.

945
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: But it's that relationship that really matters. Yeah, I mean,

946
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Speaker 1: I'm sure there's so many people listening now, either as

947
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 1: an as an adult or people who are parents, who

948
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: who are worried about this, because I mean that this

949
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: is Casey Donald's wife and they've been they've been, they've

950
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: been talking about how they they were excited. Casey Donald

951
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: is talking about even though COVID scary wanted your kids

952
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 1: to be back in school for their own mental health

953
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: because they had such cabin fever and they were going

954
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: a little nutty. Yeah. Yeah, it was really bad. Yeah,

955
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,280
Speaker 1: at the beginning, nice to meet you. In the beginning

956
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 1: of COVID, when all the schools got shut down in March,

957
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: within like a month, our oldest started showing signs of anxiety.

958
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: And we always knew he was a he was a

959
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: kid that internalized things. You know, if there was a

960
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: hurricane on the news, we had to talk about hurricanes

961
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 1: for like a week and where they were and all

962
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: that stuff. And he developed ticks from just stress and anxiety,

963
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 1: and it freaked us out. Because we were in a

964
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: complete lockdown and we thought, you know, gosh, we need

965
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: a neurologist, we need all these things. And it turns

966
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: out it was just stress and anxiety. And these little kids,

967
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 1: if they don't have the support, like what you were saying,

968
00:53:56,719 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: just the relationship alone, you know, and the outlet to

969
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: get it all out, it just builds and builds and

970
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: finds its way out any way. It can also that

971
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: running these kids is so important also, like exercise, exercise,

972
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,439
Speaker 1: you know, putting them you know, when we were kids,

973
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,319
Speaker 1: we ran until we couldn't run anymore. And kids aren't

974
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 1: doing that right now because they're stuck inside and or

975
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: or you know, there's only a little bit of time

976
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: that they are able to spend outside, like an hour

977
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: an hour and a half. And that's not enough for

978
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,240
Speaker 1: any you know, that's enough for us because we're adults

979
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 1: and that's what we put in as you know, as

980
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: we get older. But for kids, you need way more

981
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: than that. I remember running until the lights went out,

982
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: the street lights, you know what I mean, until the

983
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 1: street lights came on, or you know what I mean.

984
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 1: I remember, you know, playing for ever and ever and

985
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: ever and jumping forever and ever and ever, and that

986
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 1: definitely relaxes your mind and eases your mind. And kids

987
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:00,360
Speaker 1: don't have that right now. That's very unfortunate stuff to

988
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 1: parents who are sorry, I'm who I can't I don't

989
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: have a headphones on, should have UM. Still, what do

990
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,280
Speaker 1: you say to parents who say they want to seek

991
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: out some counseling, UM, they might be worried about the

992
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 1: cost of it, that kind of thing. Can you can

993
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: you give our listeners some tips as to like how

994
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: they might seek out help if they're worried about there,

995
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: if they like to find some help for their child.

996
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 1: We have a few of the apps. We've advertised them here.

997
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 1: We advertised better Help, which I always helped people and

998
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 1: Joell I forgot the name of the other one, but

999
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 1: Space Talk Space. I don't know if they do children

1000
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: or not UM. And I also don't know if if

1001
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 1: that's affordable for for for a lot of people. So

1002
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: do you have any advice on that's It's a fantastic point.

1003
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 1: I was actually thinking about that because I don't want

1004
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: to say, oh, get therapy to everyone, because I know

1005
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 1: we're expensive. So some of the mindfulness apps that can

1006
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: keep the parents calm, like That was as I was

1007
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: talking about before. If parents can keep themselves calm kind

1008
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:03,759
Speaker 1: of regulated, that then helps their kids. Um. So some

1009
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 1: of the mindfulness apps that i've I've used Calm Stop Frethink.

1010
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: It's been renamed Headspace. Mind Shift is another one. Um.

1011
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: What I typically say is that because they have all

1012
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: different voices, and some people like some voices and don't

1013
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: like others, I say, do the free trials and try

1014
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: the ones to see what you like, and if you

1015
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 1: can't afford to pay for that, then check out on

1016
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: the YouTube. YouTube's got a lot of like progressive muscle

1017
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:36,800
Speaker 1: relaxations or deep breathing, and they'll run through you know,

1018
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 1: all of those things. You might get stuck with the

1019
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 1: same ones over and over again, but progressive muscle relaxation

1020
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: is a great place to start because it's very physical.

1021
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,720
Speaker 1: It's very easy for people to do. Um, and it's

1022
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:51,399
Speaker 1: amazing how much tension we hold in our bodies. Hey,

1023
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 1: none of this has anything to do with staring into

1024
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 1: a monitor or anything like that. It's all listening stuff, right.

1025
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So all of the apps I'm talking about

1026
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: are all like listening. Um. I mean the YouTube, you

1027
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: could put it on a kind of close your phone

1028
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: and just listen to it. Um, it wouldn't be watching anything.

1029
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: I mean, there's also just basic things that we could

1030
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: be taking care of. You guys. Mentioned exercise is a

1031
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: big one. I actually have a colleague of mine that's

1032
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 1: looking at that in our survey. UM, exercising with your kids,

1033
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 1: get out of our family, family hikes, family walks, UM,

1034
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: play games together. Then we're building the relationship and we're exercising. UM.

1035
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 1: And then maybe during one of those walks you could say,

1036
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you know again, I'm just making

1037
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: this up. You're the doctor, but I would I would

1038
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: think you could say something like, you know, if there's

1039
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: anything going on with you, I want you to know

1040
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 1: you can always talk to me. And if you're if

1041
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 1: you're if I'm noticing you're a little down, or if

1042
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want you to ever withhold anything

1043
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: for me, even if you think of I would be upset,

1044
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: I won't be upset. I mean, just to get your

1045
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 1: kid talking to you, right, so they're not holding holding anything.

1046
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, And I think modeling too, being like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I get it, I'm anxious too, like, but we can

1048
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 1: do this. We can do this together. So it's like

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00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 1: acknowledging that we're stressed out, we're all stressed out by this,

1050
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 1: but then also kind of empowering and being like yeah,

1051
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: especially with the stress when you were talking C. C.

1052
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 1: Call Um, So when you're talking about the anxiety messaging

1053
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 1: to your kids, things like, yeah, of course you're of

1054
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: course you're anxious. Of course you'd be concerned about the

1055
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: hurricanes or um. But you know we're safe here and

1056
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: I've got you and you can do this. You're strong.

1057
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 1: My mom would say to me something that I always

1058
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 1: thought of when I was a kid. She'd go, if

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00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 1: you weren't worried about that, there'd be something wrong with you,

1060
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 1: you know. And I always I always really like that,

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00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 1: like if I was stressed, it's yeah, you know my

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00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 1: mom my mom My mom's a child psychologists as well,

1063
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 1: but she m she would say that, she'd go, I

1064
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 1: go out, you know, I'm worried about this, and she go, honey,

1065
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 1: if you weren't, I get it, I hear you. If

1066
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 1: you weren't worried about that, I think there was something

1067
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: wrong with you. That's really stressful. You know that that

1068
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 1: level of empathy was really always made me feel good. Yeah,

1069
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 1: and also journaling. I got into journaling as a as

1070
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: a kid. If if you, if you can convince your

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00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 1: kid to write down the things they're worried about. And

1072
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 1: you know, I know this would be hard to get

1073
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: some some kids to do this, but maybe you have

1074
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: a kid that that's open to it, to journal, to sketch,

1075
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 1: to draw, to sort of brain drain out there. We

1076
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 1: used to call it a brain drain in college writing exercise,

1077
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 1: but like brain drain out whatever's on your mind, your feelings,

1078
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 1: your anxieties, your worries, and that I think for me

1079
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 1: that was a good exercise. Yeah. And help them connect

1080
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: to friends on the phone, on internet, whatever you can do,

1081
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: help them connect, because it's our relationships or what's going

1082
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 1: to get us through this. It's true. And back to

1083
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 1: what you were saying about the parents, you know, the

1084
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 1: energy we give off because at the beginning when all

1085
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 1: this went down, and these guys on here can can

1086
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 1: confirm that dam Old was paranoid, rightfully so, but to

1087
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: the point where we couldn't go out the house. We couldn't,

1088
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 1: we couldn't get in the car, we couldn't, we couldn't

1089
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 1: do anything. And I kept telling him I was like,

1090
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 1: you have to calm down in front of these kids

1091
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 1: because they're looking to you for reassurance. That Donald's the

1092
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 1: one running around me like hurricanes, Yeah, we hadn't. You

1093
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: don't need to worry about no hurricane. Hurricanes and the

1094
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: last thing you need to worry about that colvidn get us.

1095
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 1: Well we had. We had also the earthquake, you know.

1096
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 1: I said, oh wow, guys, how cool was that? Did

1097
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: you feel it? That's the woman glock Donald okay running.

1098
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: He was like, get in the doors. What are you doing.

1099
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 1: Casey's like the parent like when the kid falls and

1100
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 1: you're supposed to be like yay instead of like scream

1101
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 1: and then Donald's like, no, I god, you fell. So

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01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 1: I agreed, calm down, everybody. I'm horrible when it comes

1103
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 1: to I'm horrible when it comes to he's a flight.

1104
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 1: I'm not a flight. I'm the fight. Um, I feel Stephanie,

1105
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 1: it would be real irresponsible. Um if we didn't for

1106
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,440
Speaker 1: a second time, there's no way we could fix her life. Man. No,

1107
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: we're not gonna fix else. No, no, no, this is

1108
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,760
Speaker 1: the first episode where you fixed our lives. Ye came

1109
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 1: up for the free advice. Man. She fixed, Casey, Casey

1110
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: and donand are like trying to get in on our

1111
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 1: free therapy here. That's for our listeners. I feel like

1112
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 1: we should mention a suicide hotline for people that are

1113
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 1: in the most extreme of situations. Um, is it is

1114
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: there one that you is there only one? Is there

1115
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: one that you recommend? Doctor? So we can make sure

1116
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: we at least provide the number to people. Yeah, so

1117
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 1: I don't have one number because I actually thought about this.

1118
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 1: Doesn't have a website up because I was like, well,

1119
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: I should have one for the US and for Canada

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01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 1: and for and there's a whole bunch I actually found.

1121
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 1: If you look on Wikipedia, they have a list of

1122
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: crisis suicide lines and it gives you a line for

1123
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: every almost every country or yeah, okay, yeah, that's true

1124
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: because we have we have of listeners all around the world,

1125
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 1: and we listen. We care about you, and we know

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01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 1: how hard it is. And but God forbid, you are

1127
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 1: far enough along where this has even crossed your mind.

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01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 1: We want to make sure that you call someone because

1129
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 1: there's people who've dedicated their lives to helping you. The

1130
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 1: National Prevention Suicide Prevention Line. It looks like that we

1131
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 1: have here in the United States is one eight hundred

1132
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 1: two seven three talk. That's one one hundred two seventy

1133
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 1: three eight two five five. But as Stephanie said, you

1134
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 1: might be in a different country and you might be

1135
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 1: listening to this anywhere. Apparently you can find all that

1136
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 1: by looking it up on Wikipedia or I'm sure googling it.

1137
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: For kids in Canada, kids Help Phone dot c A

1138
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: is a great resource. So you said out slower one

1139
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 1: more time. Kids Help Phone dot CA in Canada is

1140
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 1: a really great resource for kids. I couldn't find one

1141
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 1: that was similar in the US. I'm sure there is

1142
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 1: another one. Well, I'm sure if you're a concerned parent

1143
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 1: and this is uh something you want to look into,

1144
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 1: a little googling, well, I'm sure help you. And I'm

1145
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 1: sure we can always put something up in the uh yeah,

1146
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 1: Joel will put a link up in the show notes. So, um,

1147
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 1: this episode is a little more serious on both the

1148
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 1: front and the back end, just because, let's be honest,

1149
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 1: we're trying to make you laugh, but sometimes we we

1150
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: have to admit that we're a little down ourselves. Um,

1151
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:27,200
Speaker 1: it's a hard time, and I think I think in

1152
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 1: the spirit of empathy, it's really great and powerful to

1153
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 1: let everyone know that, Hey, I'm I'm with you, I'm

1154
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 1: feeling it. I'm where we feel it too. Shout out

1155
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:41,080
Speaker 1: to Joe Well for h for feeling the vibe. Uh,

1156
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: because absolutely, you know, coming into this, I was definitely

1157
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,920
Speaker 1: you know, and I feel like for me it worked

1158
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,920
Speaker 1: today because I definitely needed a distraction from what's going on,

1159
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: and this took took me away wonderfully. And I tried

1160
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 1: to bring my wife in on it, you know, so

1161
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:03,560
Speaker 1: she could you know, talk about things also, like this

1162
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 1: was a great episode. It was like a warm bath. Yeah,

1163
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: it was wonderful. I felt like I was in a

1164
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 1: warm bath with all of you listeners. I hope everybody

1165
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 1: else feels that way too. You know, it's not I'm

1166
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 1: sure someone's going to be like this is supposed to

1167
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 1: be funny, right, I'm sure you know. Well, don't add

1168
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 1: me with that, Please don't send that at me. Um. Wait,

1169
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,320
Speaker 1: we have some good news though, to end on a smile.

1170
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 1: Guess what, Stephanie, Because you're not only a helpful PhD

1171
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:35,320
Speaker 1: and helping children, not only are are you our spin buddy,

1172
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:40,040
Speaker 1: but we are going to give you the main prize

1173
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 1: you can get on this show a big ass palette

1174
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 1: of GT's kombucha. Who applause? Do you like much? We

1175
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 1: hope you like. I've never tried it. Oh, well you're

1176
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 1: about to be trying a lot of it. Well you're

1177
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 1: gonna about to try a lot of it. Hopefully it

1178
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 1: makes it over the border. Joel does know how to

1179
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 1: get gets kombucha intogether amazing. They will love it. We

1180
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:10,840
Speaker 1: love gets kombucha. It's delicious. I'm drinking this one right now,

1181
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:14,320
Speaker 1: Guava goddess as I sit here and talk to you. Delicious, tasty,

1182
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 1: it's delicious. I really yeah. They go fast around here,

1183
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,800
Speaker 1: these gteas kombucha Um. To our listeners, we love you.

1184
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 1: Stay stay healthy, take care of yourself, self care, do

1185
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 1: things that will be good for your soul. Okay, very

1186
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 1: quickly plug my study website just in case anyone's interested,

1187
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:36,200
Speaker 1: because they're actually relaunching next week for a for the fall.

1188
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 1: It's called Teens at Home during COVID and the website

1189
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 1: is at www dot teens at Home during COVID dot com,

1190
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 1: So any teens in Canada can participate. And yes, and

1191
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 1: that's a mental health study that you are doing. Yes,

1192
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 1: thank you so much, funning to do that. We please, please,

1193
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 1: we want we want people to to to help you

1194
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 1: help them. So there we go. We are all in

1195
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 1: this together. We are all in this together, and we

1196
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 1: are here for you and we love you and uh

1197
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: and for God's sakes, we're making you onesies okay, and

1198
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:16,000
Speaker 1: they're cozy too, and they come in all shapes inside. Yes,

1199
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:19,320
Speaker 1: and the and the skin tint dilemma will be solved.

1200
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 1: Zach will look white. I promise you. I will look that.

1201
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:27,280
Speaker 1: Are wondering, I promise you. I can't get that one

1202
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 1: if Zack's not white, don't worry. I'm just nervous after

1203
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 1: all this black face controversy, that the onesie arrives and

1204
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:40,840
Speaker 1: it looks like I'm wearing black face. But then I'm

1205
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 1: worried that people will be like, man, they're trying to

1206
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 1: make you look white on your onesies. Man, you look

1207
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 1: you look great. They just made me look tan and

1208
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,440
Speaker 1: we just look like we're like brothers. But we are brothers,

1209
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:53,880
Speaker 1: all right. We love you all. And here we go

1210
01:06:54,080 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 1: five six seven, A lot of bunch of doctor nurses

1211
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:04,480
Speaker 1: and Canada who loved me. Here I said, He's just

1212
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 1: stories nephew. All should know. So gather around you here,

1213
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:14,720
Speaker 1: I gather around you here, I s free watch your

1214
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 1: winds and then mm hmmmm