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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode. Mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 2: When the moon hits your ride like a big a

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Speaker 2: pizza pie. Bitch, that's a more there. It is there.

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Speaker 2: It is Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome, gentiles and little mama's alike.

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Speaker 2: There it is. Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My

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Speaker 2: Mama Told.

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Speaker 3: Me, the podcast that dives deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 3: black cut conspiracy theory.

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Speaker 2: And finally works to prove the theories that you the

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Speaker 2: listener have at home. As a motherfucking mini episode a

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty four bit. Yeah, this is the first one

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Speaker 2: we're recording in twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 3: Back for that ass.

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Speaker 2: We're different than we work, come on, but still the same.

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Speaker 3: I've already broken three rests.

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Speaker 2: What was it? What were you bred on Tuesday?

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Speaker 3: But no, I don't I'm joking.

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't make New Year's resolutions like that. Now, let's

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Speaker 3: try to expand on good habits. It's like it feels

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Speaker 3: like I'm like, man, it feels like I'm like playing

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Speaker 3: the game a little too much. Like I understand that

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Speaker 3: it's good to have a reset, but it just feels

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Speaker 3: like I'm never I'm not one of those I'm changing

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Speaker 3: my life tomorrow types.

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Speaker 1: Hm.

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Speaker 2: I try to think of it less in terms of

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Speaker 2: the entire year and more in terms of like, Uhuary, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like January to March. Can I accomplish this kind of

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Speaker 2: thing by that point? That feels much more attainable than

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Speaker 2: being like, I am a new man this year and

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Speaker 2: will be in November and even in December. It's like, no,

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Speaker 2: I can't guarantee that. But if I can make it

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Speaker 2: to March, then maybe I can make it to you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like I can make make it

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Speaker 2: to Christmas. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Except for reading, I try to be I do try to.

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Speaker 3: Like every New Year's I'm like, I'm gonna read way

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Speaker 3: more books. Yeah, she I'm gonna read six books.

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Speaker 2: Buddy, you'd be eclipsing me by five books. Last year.

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Speaker 2: I didn't finish a goddamn book last year.

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Speaker 3: You guys have a training wheel books. Man, I just

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Speaker 3: read this little book. Man took me three days and

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Speaker 3: now I'm back in.

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Speaker 2: That's not true. I read Drake's book last year.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that doesn't count.

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Speaker 2: Oh that that's not a book literature. I think that had.

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Speaker 3: One sentence a page for forty pages.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I'm gonna defend it now. I didn't read

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Speaker 2: any other books.

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Speaker 3: I gotta Okay, that's fair. I got this for it.

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Speaker 3: You should read Convenience Store Woman. It'll take you two

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Speaker 3: days and then you'll feel smart like you did something

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Speaker 3: because I read Convenience Store Woman immediately started reading The Idiot.

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Speaker 2: Okay, has it been going well? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Russian Russian literature is dense. Who knew?

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Speaker 2: Turns out this uh, this title is ironic. Yeah, turns

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Speaker 2: out it means more than one thing. It's dense as

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Speaker 2: there square heads they got over there. Well, I'm Likeston

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Speaker 2: Kerman and I'm David Bori and and boy are we

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Speaker 2: excited to be back? Is We haven't recorded in a

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Speaker 2: few weeks, and we missed y'all. We missed you. I

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Speaker 2: missed you, dude, I missed you more than I missed you.

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Speaker 2: It's been a while. We haven't talked our ship. And yeah,

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Speaker 2: we agreed that we at least needed to mention the chaos,

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Speaker 2: the joy, chaos, k the fucking sensational work that Kat

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Speaker 2: Williams has been doing. Come on one specific corner of

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Speaker 2: the internet, Come on the numbers work alone.

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Speaker 4: And here's what I'll say He made a promise at

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Speaker 4: one point in the podcast where he said that Shannon

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Speaker 4: Sharp's show was about to make a drastic change, and

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Speaker 4: he was right.

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Speaker 3: He did it.

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Speaker 2: He fucking did it. They went crazy, They went crazy,

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Speaker 2: three hours of this Nigga just just being sensational.

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Speaker 3: People who don't do comedy have talked to me about

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Speaker 3: the can'tb I thought it was shit? Nah, No, everyone

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Speaker 3: is people. People have been talking. I've been asked, who's

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Speaker 3: Ricky Smiley?

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Speaker 2: And then you don't know how to explain Smiley? Well.

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Speaker 5: Also, have you ever listened to your mother in law's

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Speaker 5: housekeeper's radio station? You know the ship that she plays

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Speaker 5: in the house, which she thinks y'all ain't there, but

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Speaker 2: You gotta ask her to turn it down. Yeah, like

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Speaker 2: Nigga is the stunt.

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Speaker 3: Playing for your children but not when you're at home.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the reason your kids say Mammy sometimes.

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Speaker 3: You know, what the fuck is that? What is she

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Speaker 3: teaching these boys? Also, just come on four three forty.

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Speaker 3: There were so many, bro, that's so crazy. Don't rush

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Speaker 3: past that. That's so crazy. He told a professional football.

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Speaker 2: Player Hall of Famer Greatest Players of All Time.

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Speaker 3: Many who bench is four point fifteen today old, probably

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Speaker 3: coldly gorgeous breast.

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Speaker 2: I don't say that about many men. Granted, I don't

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Speaker 2: say that about many men, but gorgeous breasted King Shan

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Speaker 2: shan toothed set a teeth. Bite the fuck out of you, man,

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Speaker 2: bite through my fat ass.

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Speaker 3: That nigga could bite me. There's his They look like

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Speaker 3: they look this is not a word that you hear

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Speaker 3: about teeth a lot. But they are fertile.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like teeth like they could grow more teeth somehow.

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Speaker 3: Yo, you pull one of those out and you put

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Speaker 3: it in a jar, and you give it direct sunlight

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Speaker 3: and you feed it gatorade. You have another little Shannon

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Speaker 3: Sharp in six to eight months.

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Speaker 2: Listen, you're gonna water. You gotta watery, don't about it.

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Speaker 3: It needs electrolytes. But yeah, you can get another one.

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Speaker 2: You can get it.

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Speaker 3: You can get you a little Shandon's yard, little little little,

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Speaker 3: a little tiny figurine saying things like it ain't to eighty.

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Speaker 2: It like hold on, hold on, hold on, ojo ojo ojo.

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Speaker 3: This is crazy because Shannon Sharp just learned how to

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Speaker 3: talk ten years ago. So it's really we should talk

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Speaker 3: about the testament of how far he's come.

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Speaker 2: And let me say this, he just learned how to

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Speaker 2: been on the progressive side of every issue in a

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Speaker 2: way that we wish our political leaders could be. He's

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Speaker 2: unjaded by the world, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like he's he's been so stupid for so long that reawakening,

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Speaker 2: at this gorgeous reawakening of a human being. He's just

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Speaker 2: taking everything in genuinely and it's beautiful. He's a perfect man.

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Speaker 2: A little horny, Okay, no disagreement.

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Speaker 3: There, a little horny.

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Speaker 2: He really wants to fuck. He also is really conservative

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Speaker 2: with the way that he fucks. Apparently he's like, is

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Speaker 2: it seems like sometimes, but he's.

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Speaker 3: Would you if you look like that, you think he

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Speaker 2: You just likeme on, I'll only hit it from behind

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Speaker 2: and you cannot stay. It's like, hey, bro, you gotta chill, man.

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Speaker 3: He hits someone with the DiCaprio, he just puts on

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Speaker 3: like the Little White and he's just listening to Quad

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Speaker 6: She comes around, He's just tearing it up to class

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Speaker 6: City DJ going crazy to the train.

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Speaker 2: That's so funny.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how I feel. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, he's a perfect human being. And what a perfect interview.

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Speaker 2: Just one man endlessly confused by a true psychopaths. Just

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Speaker 2: miraculous work, just just doing it all. He's telling, he's

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Speaker 2: telling gossip. He's giving us the gossip we need. Then

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Speaker 2: he's making up some of them amazing lies ever told,

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Speaker 2: amazing lies that he gave. He claimed it was in

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Speaker 2: That's the craziest ship.

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Speaker 3: You know how TV contract and why would that be

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Speaker 3: in a contract, Like, okay, I'll do Last Sunday, But Ricky,

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Speaker 3: if you you and also you have a stock contract

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Speaker 2: That that's in the film. I've already done the paperwork.

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Speaker 2: I I don't know what money you'll be paying me,

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Speaker 2: but certainly, whatever it is, Ricky Smiley needs to be

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Speaker 3: And they're like, we want you so bad on the

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Speaker 2: Movies, we want you so bad as ninth on the

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Speaker 2: set list, ninth on the cast list. Uh, the creature

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to do this but it feels like

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Speaker 3: we're just doing He also said that he made them

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Speaker 3: fucking paint the Prowler purple for money.

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Speaker 2: Mike I talked that He's like, no, go get the Prowler.

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Speaker 7: Paint it purple. Perhaps that infamously underpaid cast and crew

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Speaker 7: just demand that you transform a very rare car into

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was exciting. I loved it though. I love

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is.

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Speaker 3: It's also a lot of weird people catching straights. Don't

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Speaker 3: know what Earthquake did to be to just be deserving that.

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Speaker 2: He was too friendly with Steve Harvey at Cedric the

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Speaker 2: Entertainer that so you said he can't read the man.

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Speaker 2: The man apparently is completely illiterate.

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Speaker 3: Of course, And I've been on and I've been on,

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Speaker 3: I've been on, I've been on Wax saying this before

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Speaker 3: on various podcasts. But I think it's cool if people

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have said that a few times. That is

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Speaker 2: a stance you you live behind. Huh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a testament. That's the American dream. You you

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Speaker 2: Able to read. It is pretty cool.

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Speaker 3: You're a race card driver, driver's license.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when you say it like that, that makes more sense.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: I guess where I start to Uh, if I were

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Speaker 3: About to be a teacher.

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Speaker 2: You keep framing this as I think it's cool when

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Speaker 2: people can't read, And that's where I disagree. I think

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Speaker 2: it's cool when successful people can't read.

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Speaker 3: You're right, I think it's cool when successful people can't read.

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Speaker 3: I think it's funny when people can't read.

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Speaker 2: It's very funny when people can't read. That's unbelievably funny.

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Speaker 3: You ever like, no, and this is I understand this

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Speaker 3: is not the greatest stance, but like old people who

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Speaker 3: can't read that.

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Speaker 2: It is very funny.

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Speaker 3: My friend's grandpa couldn't read, and he just ordered cheeseburgers

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Speaker 3: everywhere they want to eat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot of pointing and yeah, what y'all got,

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Speaker 2: y'all got y'all got chicken in the back, And it's like,

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Speaker 2: I guess, sir, but we prepare it a certain way,

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Speaker 2: like it's not just called chicken, you know, just bring

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Speaker 2: me a chicken dinner, like all right, big man? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: two cokes and his wife's like he means lemonades.

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Speaker 3: He just can't read it.

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Speaker 8: I like in that scenario that he's trying to read that,

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Speaker 2: Now, those make me nervous because it means that my

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Speaker 3: See, That's how I feel about all my other poops.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, this is can't this can't be right.

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Speaker 2: How old do you think Cat Williams shits man?

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Speaker 3: I think he might not whoa.

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Speaker 2: I certainly believe he would tell me he doesn't ship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard to know that some of your heroes

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Speaker 3: You know what, Okay, this is a new theory. Take this. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: He's another guy who gets to play by his own rules.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. He just plays it the way

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Speaker 3: The nasty ship that he said, Yes, I wish I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's the people who are like, put it

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Speaker 3: We we saw you and not for nothing. I've said

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Speaker 3: I don't want to fucking I don't want ship on.

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Speaker 3: I don't want shut on you for a ticket seriously, anyways,

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Speaker 3: All right, man, cool, but you're also coming in as

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Speaker 2: I respect that I where I will if I may

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Speaker 2: And that's honestly, personally, way suckier than them being like

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Speaker 3: Fair, but I will say you can be so good

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Speaker 3: at one, they'll force you into the box of the other.

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Speaker 3: That is not the same thing on my end, you

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Speaker 3: This is fucking why are you talking about this? Fucking

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Speaker 2: This is you can.

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Speaker 2: This is a man with no New Year's resolutions. I

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Speaker 2: I'm glad nothing changed for you. We we did talk

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Speaker 2: saying that a person named James sent us an email

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Speaker 2: James sent us a subject headed email that says spaghetti

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Speaker 3: Him even the first email I've gotten titled that okay.

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Speaker 2: I got you this. It's not tens of them. This

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Speaker 2: The are you talking about em? If you're British, we've

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Speaker 1: Know.

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Speaker 3: We don't like your respect, your drug dealing prowess.

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Speaker 2: Stop it, you weirdo. And and then if you're not

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Speaker 2: you hate America? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Speaker 3: Or you're Irish? I feel like Irish guys always be

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Speaker 2: That's why you think they're saying it. They're just waking.

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Speaker 3: You have not watched the trail.

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Speaker 2: I have not watched the trailer. We are going to

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Speaker 2: to Jameses and if this works, maybe we become reaction

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Speaker 2: It's so crazy to me and I I before we

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Speaker 2: Days, and they're getting They're fucking crushing it. They're making

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Speaker 2: they're making money on this ship. They're they're racking in

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Speaker 2: the What the fuck is wrong with us that this

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Speaker 3: We suck? I really we sat down and was thinking

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Speaker 3: our community is fun and I love the little Mamas.

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Speaker 3: But we the fact that we can't figure out how

438
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Speaker 3: to get anymore followers, we must be stupid. We might

439
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 3: be stupid. People just gotta take it.

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Speaker 2: We gotta be the dumbest people on this planet are

441
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Speaker 2: that that we're still trying to figure out how to

442
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 2: get people to watch this? And meanwhile you can get

443
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Speaker 2: millions of followers just being like what he say to

444
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Speaker 2: a fucking video that you had no part in? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: couldn't be me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's we do catchphrases. I'm gonna try it

447
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Speaker 3: out during this. I'm going for you guys, all right,

448
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Speaker 3: here we go.

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Speaker 9: Do people tell you that you can't do something that

450
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Speaker 9: you want to do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yes, well.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, this is a soft cord. I also, she's

454
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Speaker 3: gonna suck off everybody and that's cool, boy boy, I

455
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Speaker 3: hope so, but I hope that's where this starts.

456
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Speaker 2: Is an elementary school filled very clear, elementary school filled

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Speaker 2: with children, and then a lady walks up, who's planning

458
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Speaker 2: to stuck off all those kids? And then we whoa

459
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 2: and then we played this after we were like, how

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Speaker 2: do we fix our podcast, it's not broken. How do

461
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Speaker 2: how do we reach the success of people who just

462
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Speaker 2: stare at their camera and not alone? I know how

463
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Speaker 2: we'll do it. We'll play soft core for knock.

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Speaker 3: Everything about this took soft core.

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Speaker 2: Though. My favorite part even thus far is that when

466
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Speaker 2: went before this moment played on the title card, I

467
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Speaker 2: thought that this was produced and directed by Lil Reil

468
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Speaker 2: Howie and I I was gonna scream. I think it's

469
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Speaker 2: Lyle Howry, but it's it looked like little and I

470
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 2: was gonna scream from the bottom of my balls because

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Speaker 2: that'd be so funny. Shout out to real.

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Speaker 9: But you know something, when you have a dream, you

473
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Speaker 9: don't let anyone take that dream away from you. Okay,

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Speaker 9: you figure out how to get it done. You believe

475
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Speaker 9: in yourself, you have confidence, and you go after what

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Speaker 9: you want to do. We can do anything we said

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Speaker 9: our minds to do right.

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Speaker 2: Yes, isn't like what I think?

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Speaker 8: No, Okay, what's it like?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, A minute, a minute. Oh, I thought

482
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Speaker 2: that was worm from UH from UH that that basketball

483
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Speaker 2: movie with Samuel L. Jackson coach card. So they played

484
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Speaker 2: the old speech of the man and then just cut

485
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Speaker 2: to the lady being like, what's voodoo? Don't have a

486
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Speaker 2: lot of what's that?

487
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Speaker 3: This movie sucks? I don't. I don't think this is

488
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Speaker 3: a good trailer. No, it's it's not a good trail.

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Speaker 3: I mean I don't even think there's enough to react

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Speaker 3: to because I mean, let's continue. I think this is bad.

491
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Speaker 2: You don't think this is gonna be an award winning film.

492
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Speaker 3: I don't think this is gonna be an award winning reaction.

493
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Speaker 3: We gotta get our action in the game. I got you.

494
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Speaker 2: I got it on this next part, because if you do,

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Speaker 2: there is no it's hundred dollars.

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Speaker 10: But you said he was special, right.

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Speaker 2: Oh my dance Bob, Oh my dance Bob.

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Speaker 10: It's a match.

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Speaker 2: There will be three for this spell that worsels awaken.

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Speaker 10: Oh no, this took a dramatic term.

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Speaker 1: What's the recipe?

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Speaker 2: Spaghetti?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Whoa spaghetti? Took a very dramatic turn that I wasn't expecting.

505
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Speaker 2: But you can't say you saw that coming, that this

506
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Speaker 2: would turn into like a psycho thriller.

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Speaker 3: That's exactly what I thought it was gonna be. Did

508
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Speaker 3: you really you thought it was not gonna be a

509
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Speaker 3: gory movie about pussy spaghetti.

510
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Speaker 2: No, I thought this was gonna be like a charming

511
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Speaker 2: rom com about pussy spaghetti.

512
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Speaker 3: When the man gets trapped into doing the woman's bidding.

513
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, like hitches, just like hitch. Tell me that's not

514
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 2: the same as hitch. I thought that was like hitch.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, that is hilarious.

516
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Speaker 2: I'm trying. I thought this is gonna be a harmless film.

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Speaker 3: Here's how we get rich. We need to write the

518
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Speaker 3: voodoo spaghetti rom con. Here's what you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Hitch bitch is in the in the in the Will

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Speaker 2: Smith roll, and she's teaching people.

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Speaker 3: To Zendiah's teaching people.

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Speaker 2: Here's what He's got too much charisma to be just

523
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Speaker 2: a pretty face. No, Zendaya is teaching pussy spaghetti classes, okay,

524
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Speaker 2: and then she gets trapped in the midst of the

525
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Speaker 2: spaghetti classes by an even more powerful witch whoa she

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Speaker 2: eats another which is pussy spaghetti, and now she's and

527
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Speaker 2: now she's giving up theget fuck yeah, now she now

528
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Speaker 2: she's got the bad luck, hence the Okay.

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Speaker 3: The way I think about pussy spaghetti is it's sort

530
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Speaker 3: of like a pyramid scheme, like I MLM.

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Speaker 2: Now you'll eat my pussy spaghetti. Yeah, but you don't

532
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 2: have to get to your friends to eat that you'll

533
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Speaker 2: pussy spaghetti.

534
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Speaker 3: So the best way to do it is to get

535
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Speaker 3: in early.

536
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to be you want to be high

538
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Speaker 2: on the multi level monk.

539
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. But I think that it's ultimately because

540
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 3: it's like, if you could do it, why couldn't somebody

541
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Speaker 3: do it to you?

542
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Speaker 1: Yeah? I like that.

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Speaker 2: I like that quite a bit, And I think that

544
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 2: covers our all our target audiences. It brings young people

545
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 2: into it because we're talking about queer relationships. We're bringing

546
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Speaker 2: senaya in. Like. It has all the parts, but it

547
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 2: also still keeps us nice and uh nice and messy

548
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 2: with all that pussy spaghetti.

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Speaker 3: Whole thing set in Brooklyn, come on.

550
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, And we're not talking about progressive Brooklyn.

551
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 3: This is no no, no oh Brooklyn.

552
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. This is this is the Brooklyn that they don't

553
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 2: brag about when they say they gotta go home, you know,

554
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 2: when you're Blynnesota.

555
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Speaker 3: The Brooklyn where Italians still aren't white.

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Speaker 2: There it is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think it's great. I really, I really think it

559
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 2: was a great trailer. I appreciate you sending it to us. James,

560
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 2: it was powerful. It moved me, certainly. Boy, you you

561
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 2: doubted it if if we're being honest, you didn't care

562
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Speaker 2: for it at first, But did you come around it

563
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Speaker 2: all by the end.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm just having a great time. Okay, I'm glad

565
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Speaker 3: to be just glad to be back in the stew cooking.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Well, James BORI fucking hated that trailer watch with

567
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 2: all of his heart, and he's not gonna watch the movie.

568
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 2: But I myself, Actually, I don't have many plans over

569
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 2: the weekend, so I think I will check it out.

570
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 2: I think I'm excited to find out how this turns

571
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Speaker 2: out for for the lady who who found out what

572
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Speaker 2: voodoo is? At thirty We did it, I think we

573
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 2: did it. This was a crazy episode, thirty eight minutes

574
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 2: of nonsense. Yeah, I can tell we've been gone for

575
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 2: a while, but it felt good. Shake the dust off

576
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 2: and you freaks get something longer than you expected. Yeah,

577
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Speaker 2: I didn't cry about it.

578
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Speaker 1: What do you? What do you?

579
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Speaker 2: Who are you? Who are you gonna tell? Bitch?

580
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

581
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 3: Who you gonna tell?

582
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Speaker 2: Nobody gives a showbody telling him? You tell? Will Ferrell.

583
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 2: You think he's aware of O we're here. He doesn't

584
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Speaker 2: know what the fuck's going on. He ain't never done this.

585
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 2: He thinks Flagston was a valet at the restaurant. He

586
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 2: was like, oh yeah, cool podcast, Yeah yeah, good luck.

587
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 2: Hey yeah hey. If you just keep believing in yourself,

588
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 2: that's how Will Ferrell talked with You.

589
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Speaker 3: Don't know.

590
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 2: You want to tell the people where they can find you,

591
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 2: what cool shit you have going on.

592
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 3: Next weekend, come see me at or next the week

593
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Speaker 3: after the next, come see me on the Eric andre

594
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Speaker 3: In practical joke. Don't do that to me. Don't do

595
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 3: that to me. I'm a working comedian and my dates

596
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 3: are valid. I'm a working comedian and my dates are valid.

597
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 2: I'm laughing because of the tour, but I am laughing

598
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 2: at you, wincing as you explain the tour. But go ahead.

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Speaker 2: I love comedy.

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Speaker 3: I love doing it for all of you guys, and

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Speaker 3: that's why January twenty seven eight, I'm gonna be at

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Speaker 3: the Capitol Hill Comedy Bar in Seattle, Washington. Please watch

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Speaker 3: my Instagram cool Guy Joke eighty seven for some info

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Speaker 3: and maybe some people come out. I would love some

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Speaker 3: repeat customers. Those tall twins from Minnesota. Twins are a couple.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's a man and a woman, don't I don't

608
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 3: know either. They came out show too. You know who

609
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Speaker 3: you are, Please come out. I'm sorry that I don't

610
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Speaker 3: understand whether or not you're having sex.

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Speaker 2: Well, they're not coming back now, I bet they are.

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Speaker 3: They like us, They like us. Our fans like us, bro.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they do. You guys are you guys? Are you're

614
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 2: good fans? Yea, all eight of you are are good fans.

615
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Speaker 3: I'm trying to get so glad.

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Speaker 2: We're so glad you're here with us as always. You

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Speaker 2: can follow me at Langston Herman on all social media platforms.

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Speaker 2: If you want to send us your own drops, your

619
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Speaker 2: own conspiracy theories. If you want to tell us what

620
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Speaker 2: other trailers and films have been created from topics that

621
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Speaker 2: we've discussed. Michael Jackson is the son of Diana Ross

622
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Speaker 2: and Smokey Robinson, Fucking tornadoes and hurricanes are or the

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Speaker 2: souls of dead slaves. Whatever comes to mind. Send it

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Speaker 2: all to my Mama pot at gmail dot com. We

625
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 2: would love to hear from you. You can buy your

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Speaker 2: merch at mymama told me dot merchcentral dot com and subscribe, like,

627
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Speaker 2: follow the podcast however you decide to do it. We're

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Speaker 2: into it. We appreciate you. That's the whole shebang. Bye bitch,

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Speaker 2: motherfucking Mini ever Self.

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Speaker 1: Mini epis motherfucking Mini ever sew, motherfucking Mini ever Self

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