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Speaker 1: It's another Jube. Hello. Hi, this is Seth McElroy. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from bank. I was looking to speak with Jay Ridgefield. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Jay. Hey Jay, how are you? I'm doing well.

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Speaker 1: How about yourself, sir? Not too bad. This call is

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Speaker 1: to first thank you for being a customer with us

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Speaker 1: for the last decade. We appreciate your loyalty. Oh, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much, no problem, thank you, and that's

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Speaker 1: why we are hoping that you will stick with us

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Speaker 1: during this difficult time. Excuse me, we're hoping that you

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Speaker 1: will stick with us while we experienced this difficulty together.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with what you're referring to.

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Speaker 1: You should have received an email from us recently. Did

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Speaker 1: you not get that? I don't think so. Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: you should have received something from us. That's not good.

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Speaker 1: I was hoping you would be up to speed when

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Speaker 1: I called you. I'm sorry. What is this about. Well,

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Speaker 1: we're contact all of our customers to let them know

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Speaker 1: that they won't be able to get their money out

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Speaker 1: of the bank for the next few weeks. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you should have gotten an email about that. No,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I didn't get any email

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Speaker 1: saying that I know you can't just do that to us. Well, unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: we have no choice, so it's just going to be

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Speaker 1: like two weeks and then you'll be able to get

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Speaker 1: your money two weeks. Yeah, how did you let this happen?

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Speaker 1: Is this just me that you're doing this too? For everybody?

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Speaker 1: It's for everybody, and it's pretty embarrassing. The problem is

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Speaker 1: we kinda ran out of money. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: you kind of ran out of money? You're a bank

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, it's stupid. We were calculating how

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Speaker 1: much we had left and somebody forgot to carry a

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Speaker 1: one or something and we are out of cash. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well that's not on me. Why do I need to

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Speaker 1: suffer because of what some idiot data on your account?

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Speaker 1: And we have no choice, So we've got no money

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Speaker 1: to give out. We're still encouraging people to deposit their

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Speaker 1: money because we can still take the money. You just

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Speaker 1: can't take. You can lose it again, Is that what

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Speaker 1: you're trying to do? What it's some sort of a scam.

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Speaker 1: We haven't lost your money, we're just currently broke. We

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Speaker 1: don't actually have to get what is the difference between

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Speaker 1: the two things. Well, The difference is, in a couple

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Speaker 1: of weeks, we'll get some cash back in and then

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Speaker 1: we'll be able to give you money again. But right now,

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Speaker 1: the difference, that's that's you saying what you said earlier.

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Speaker 1: You don't have any money, you're a huge bank. Yeah, unacceptable,

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Speaker 1: This is I would agree, I would agree, and you

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Speaker 1: know what else would agree. Our company's CEO. He is

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Speaker 1: pissed and he says it's unacceptable too. Oh, of course

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Speaker 1: it is. This is he's the CEO of the company

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Speaker 1: and he's just saying that it is unacceptable. And what

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Speaker 1: he's not firing you, No, he is taking action. He's

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Speaker 1: actually a great man, and he's gonna take what little

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Speaker 1: the bank has right now and he's just going to

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Speaker 1: invest it into a bunch of risky stocks and it

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Speaker 1: could pay off big time. No, no, no, no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah, yeah, that's not what I want to hear.

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Speaker 1: Risky stocks. Yeah. So these things could pay out huge

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Speaker 1: or we could lose it all. But I think, I mean,

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Speaker 1: he's got a good head on his shoulders, so I

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Speaker 1: trust that's how you got here on the first play. No,

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Speaker 1: but he's got a plan. Oh, how wonderfully vague that

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Speaker 1: he has a plan. Yeah, and this is my money

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Speaker 1: that he's doing this with. That's unacceptable. Think of it.

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Speaker 1: If these stocks hit, you'll get your money back big time.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that big time? Like you're gonna pay me more? No, no,

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Speaker 1: no no, You'll just be able to get your money

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Speaker 1: out of the ATM big time. Though, that's not big time.

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Speaker 1: That's what's supposed to happen with a bang. Are you

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Speaker 1: laughing at me right now? I can hear you laughing.

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Speaker 1: I think yes I do, because this is actually jew

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Speaker 1: Bil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your brother Marco, set you up.

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Speaker 1: This isn't my bank, No it's not. It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: It's a radio show. And oh my god, your brother

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Speaker 1: listens to our show a lot and wanted to play

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Speaker 1: prank on you. Oh my god, you're all right. You

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Speaker 1: need to sit down and take a breath. I thought

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Speaker 1: I thought I was so screwed. Oh my god. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jul Funk Tabs weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, Holy On Moving ninety two point five