Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decisions. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of Horrible. This is the home.
Speaker 1: I'm your girl, man to beat Oka saying okay, full corpumps, Okay,
Speaker 1: deep beach. And if you weren't tired of hearing a solo,
Speaker 1: we have a guest. Hey, Hi are you Latina? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna guess I'm Italian? How are you? I was like, okay, this,
Speaker 1: I got that a lot um and I always have
Speaker 1: to like disappoint I was like, white boring, but you,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean so okay. But you know what
Speaker 1: I'm like, is this poc damn not a white woman.
Speaker 1: And I mean, you're probably like the fifth one on
Speaker 1: the podcast in the last seven years. I don't nuts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lying you weren't giving white woman at all.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the late tex I was about to say, y'all,
Speaker 1: y'all are watching this on YouTube. This is probably the
Speaker 1: best you're probably the best dressed guests. I would say
Speaker 1: you came into motherfucking you came in no honored. I
Speaker 1: was so nervous, And because you guys are like sucking
Speaker 1: podcast royalty, I'm obsessed, and like I felt like I
Speaker 1: had to brand, like with COVID, you know, like I've
Speaker 1: been inside of maybe like a games, a little bit
Speaker 1: of weight. I wasn't feeling so good and I was
Speaker 1: wearing gaining in your chip straight to your tips. I
Speaker 1: was wearing, you know, just like my normal leather liggings
Speaker 1: in a shirt and I was like, what the fuss,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear a late tex like bring it. It's
Speaker 1: horrible decisions. I love this. You were supposed to be
Speaker 1: on our show. We met you and we were ironically,
Speaker 1: we're doing a white podcast. It was Whitney and damn
Speaker 1: what the other Wednesday Martin Wednesday Wednesday Martin's pod and
Speaker 1: she has a book that actually someone gifted me, which
Speaker 1: is crazy. Um. And we ran into you in the
Speaker 1: lobby and we were like, oh my god, we have
Speaker 1: to have you on. So two years later, so damn
Speaker 1: bionic woman. But how and why? Bionic bit? I was
Speaker 1: trying to but you don't ever have to be worried
Speaker 1: about being PC offending me. You could be like, have
Speaker 1: you ever shoved your arm up? Someone's asked like I literally, um,
Speaker 1: but yes, I was born and missing my left arm. Um,
Speaker 1: right below the elbow, and I went like, um, like
Speaker 1: maybe twenty five years without a prosthetic. Like they tried
Speaker 1: to give me them, and I was like, fun that
Speaker 1: I don't want that. Um. Like I was a kid,
Speaker 1: I would like rip them off. I actually hit a
Speaker 1: kid in the head in pre school and got kicked
Speaker 1: out with my Well maybe you know she should be angry.
Speaker 1: He was talking about it. We got to give you
Speaker 1: a pa resemblesh it I can't remember, Like my mom
Speaker 1: said that he called me a robot arm or something,
Speaker 1: so she had to pretend to be mad. But then
Speaker 1: like she was like, but than because I don't like
Speaker 1: the prosthetics that have like when I see people, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you know what I would do they it was
Speaker 1: it was called a a mile electric arm, I think
Speaker 1: or something like that, and it was, um, kind of
Speaker 1: like it functions like this, but I had like this weird,
Speaker 1: nasty like skin thing over it that's supposed to look
Speaker 1: like skin. So wait, was it giving dildo like it
Speaker 1: was giving dildo? It was. It wasn't giving dildo. But
Speaker 1: but you know how even depending on the material of
Speaker 1: a dildo, some of them capture lint like crazy, is
Speaker 1: that what you're prosthetic exactly what you're talking about. And
Speaker 1: that's why I always condom the dildo no matter what.
Speaker 1: But you get like cat hair balls in my vagina sometimes, girl,
Speaker 1: just know I literally So I learned that the way
Speaker 1: to keep like fuzz and lint and hair off of
Speaker 1: those dildos is to put it in a velvet that
Speaker 1: like a little velvet bag. So there's actually if you
Speaker 1: guys go to the sex store, there's lint. There's velvet
Speaker 1: bags to put your dildos in so that you don't
Speaker 1: get your cat hair or lint or dust on those
Speaker 1: types of that. I'm thinking about it. When I get
Speaker 1: a sex way, it probably does anal plugs come in
Speaker 1: like those smelledet bags, and then to keep it away
Speaker 1: from my let's throws them out and then puts it
Speaker 1: in a drawn romantic what I want to like master,
Speaker 1: I don't want any to open any ship like having
Speaker 1: one hand as hard enough as it is, I just
Speaker 1: want to grab it. Like, so you're since we've I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, like ran into you that day, like
Speaker 1: you're married now I am. How do you meet your wife?
Speaker 1: I met her on bumble Really come and give us
Speaker 1: well I'll give you a realty and she'll probably kill me.
Speaker 1: But I don't actually give a FUX because like, I
Speaker 1: like you guys, and it's it's for the career. I
Speaker 1: need people to go listen to my pody. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: is it? Well she went and let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: She was married and on bumbled BFF. But nobody's sucking
Speaker 1: on bumbled BFF for friends. Like, I just feel like
Speaker 1: you were really going to my mother. I was when
Speaker 1: I first moved to New York. I was like, I'll
Speaker 1: just download bumble BF and I found girls to go
Speaker 1: out and hang out. And then did you go down
Speaker 1: on them? No, you went down on a lot of bitches. Bro,
Speaker 1: you're telling them you didn't go down on them, But
Speaker 1: can I be honestly you're still wanting to be friends
Speaker 1: that I was. I was looking for women on another app? Anyway,
Speaker 1: were you looking for like so on bumble BFF? Right,
Speaker 1: if you're looking for friends. When you were looking for friends,
Speaker 1: you still was swiping if they was attractive though, right,
Speaker 1: Like you wanted your friends to be But that's trying
Speaker 1: to be able to get in the club. So like,
Speaker 1: if I would have swiped on, you haven't been like, Okay,
Speaker 1: her titties don't get us in what you have to
Speaker 1: think about. I don't care how shallow that is, bitch,
Speaker 1: If you want to go out in New York. And
Speaker 1: this also, there's two different things. Attractivity may not be it.
Speaker 1: You gotta just be flying. I believe that because I've
Speaker 1: heard some friends, like I have a lot of friends
Speaker 1: that are big in l A. They'll say something like,
Speaker 1: oh oh, if I go to this club, I ain'tta
Speaker 1: get in whatever. In New York. You just gotta be
Speaker 1: flies buck in your head. Yeah, because I was big
Speaker 1: getting into into places. But it's also because I normally
Speaker 1: knew the nigger and the club with the most money,
Speaker 1: or knew the owner, I knew the promoter. But I
Speaker 1: was I was running these New York streets. Is a
Speaker 1: big bitch, at least in the in the places that
Speaker 1: I wanted to be, not a meat back. And that's
Speaker 1: why me and Herd stopped partying together Greenhouse and sh
Speaker 1: But on the nigga nights, I wasn't going to the
Speaker 1: White Party's. I was at Greenhouse on Mondays, I was
Speaker 1: no Griffin Monday's Greenhouse was I think Thursdays like it
Speaker 1: was when all my people was in there. I never
Speaker 1: tried to party. People was turning to be away. I
Speaker 1: was like, no, your big bitch as could go some
Speaker 1: Well take you out to West Village. Now we're newer
Speaker 1: on bumble VFF. Were you looking for pussy? Okay? So
Speaker 1: I didn't, I claim, And this is I had no
Speaker 1: idea that I was on bumble BFF. So like, this
Speaker 1: is where the story gets wear because I think she's
Speaker 1: fucking full of ship that she was on bumble BF
Speaker 1: because why I don't have I have enough friends buried
Speaker 1: another woman. Yes, I don't need any more friends and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go on the internet to find them. So
Speaker 1: I don't understand how we match, right, But her claim
Speaker 1: claim is that she is looking for friends. Right, So
Speaker 1: we go on a date and I date we got
Speaker 1: to get her on alsam and no, oh my god, no,
Speaker 1: And I was that's what I did on my first one. See,
Speaker 1: that's how I funk all the girls. We went to
Speaker 1: a spot. Are you serious? That's how you okay? Okay,
Speaker 1: So you go on your quote unquote date, right, um?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm a Saxon dating writer. And
Speaker 1: before that, I was just like the biggest sucking hore
Speaker 1: Like I did not take any date seriously, I went
Speaker 1: on a date with anybody to write about it. Also,
Speaker 1: like a lot of pressure. And I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys feel this way, because if it's part of
Speaker 1: your career to like talk about it, sometimes you got
Speaker 1: to do it for the story there was. It's a
Speaker 1: party of care to talk about it. I mean, well,
Speaker 1: we used one of the things that we like our excuses.
Speaker 1: We're doing it for research purpose. That's what we did
Speaker 1: a lot of you know, they were on this podcast
Speaker 1: Dana right. Yes, I wouldn't if I was pronounce the wrong,
Speaker 1: but feel you the A few weeks ago, I had
Speaker 1: an episode where I talked about Plan B in this
Speaker 1: crazy as story. Last night I was on the phone
Speaker 1: shot at me and talking about how this episode performed, right,
Speaker 1: and I told him the full on story about this
Speaker 1: guy fun reactor only came to me and he was like, yes,
Speaker 1: what do you think this is? That's horrible? And you
Speaker 1: got a discount on the Plan B. Right, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was an employee discount thanks to whoever she was. But
Speaker 1: you're right, though, there is like a little bit of
Speaker 1: pressure to where you kind of feel like you ought
Speaker 1: to be out there. It's yeah exactly. So I was
Speaker 1: going on like a lot of dates without necessarily a
Speaker 1: care and I can be a little sociopathic con trolly
Speaker 1: like and just like not like I will just show
Speaker 1: up and don't I don't really, I wouldn't really care
Speaker 1: that much. But this, you know, I swiped on her
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, she's gorgeous. She was older,
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, so I took this one seriously.
Speaker 1: I you know, I had like a prim little martini first,
Speaker 1: and I you know, it went to the wing. I
Speaker 1: took a shower and street in my hair and I
Speaker 1: was like cute, Like I'm taking this seriously. I didn't
Speaker 1: wear like a slutty ass outfit or were like a
Speaker 1: nice little dress, and she was like nice. She was
Speaker 1: very very nice. She was a gentleman. She opened the
Speaker 1: door when we pulled my chair out for me, all
Speaker 1: the things that I really appreciate. And then as we're talking,
Speaker 1: she's like blah blah blah blah blah my wife. And
Speaker 1: I was like like short circuited, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what is this an opening? And he's like waiting for
Speaker 1: someone to come out with a camera or something, and
Speaker 1: she was like, oh yeah, I'm just looking for friends
Speaker 1: right now. And then I was just like home at Martini, bitch,
Speaker 1: because you're not gonna have a wife much longer. And
Speaker 1: she left her wife a month later? What a month
Speaker 1: later later filing when I tell you you must have
Speaker 1: got that tongue action, baby, maybe it might. Let be honest,
Speaker 1: it is something different than maybe anyone else would hey,
Speaker 1: But I just never felt like I just fell for
Speaker 1: her like crazy, because like I said, I was going
Speaker 1: on like all these days and like no one probably
Speaker 1: would have expected me to get married. Was kind of
Speaker 1: out a left field, and like I just like, and
Speaker 1: we've been together for two years now. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: a mannic thing where it was like quick, like we've
Speaker 1: been together a while now, and I just love. Have
Speaker 1: you been scared of karma? No? Well, the girl wasn't
Speaker 1: very nice, and I pray for her. I am a
Speaker 1: nice Italian girl, and I do pray for her. Uh stopping,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm made husbands and I pray sometimes to like girl,
Speaker 1: I would want to be in your position, prayed him
Speaker 1: happiness now with the sex and dating writing just curious
Speaker 1: because like that's your entry into this world. Like what
Speaker 1: kind of stuff do you talk about? Is it specifically
Speaker 1: like lesbian ship? Yeah? Mostly, although I somehow have like
Speaker 1: all the viral essays that I've either given tips for
Speaker 1: or wrote him out, it's all fucking blowjob stuff, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, waste of my life? You get blow jobs?
Speaker 1: Have you been by before? You gold star gay? Well? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not gold star. I just I guess. I guess
Speaker 1: I give a great blow job, and I love to
Speaker 1: suck dildos. Um, yeah, I love like a nice strap buses,
Speaker 1: can I can? I ask you? So? When I have
Speaker 1: my strap, one of the things that I really like,
Speaker 1: just visually, I want the person that I'm about to
Speaker 1: peg to suck my dildo. However, of course there is
Speaker 1: no sensation clearly that I feel from it, and I
Speaker 1: don't really want to suck dial does because the thing
Speaker 1: that I like about blow jobs, and I feel like
Speaker 1: we're only saying blow jobs because you're white. Because I
Speaker 1: just say sucking dick. I don't think I've ever really
Speaker 1: said blowjobs. I don't mean to say something I should
Speaker 1: have just went along with it. Yes, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: Like when I not black fishing. But when I sucked dick,
Speaker 1: I think that the reason why I enjoy it so
Speaker 1: much is because I love received, like getting the pleasure.
Speaker 1: So why the hell do you enjoy sucking dildo? Because
Speaker 1: I'm a sick, demented fucking I like really, when I
Speaker 1: was gay out, when I had a girlfriend, like I
Speaker 1: was doing the same ship. I don't know what it
Speaker 1: why because it's fat, like maybe because you missed sucking dick.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's like and it's nasty anyway,
Speaker 1: that's her. Yeah, it's like a you know, like a
Speaker 1: like a power and control thing like I like getting
Speaker 1: my face fucked and just have a lot of people
Speaker 1: in the room. No, wait, so do you guys, because
Speaker 1: you're talking about face sucking, Like, could you do the
Speaker 1: dildo like let's just say free standing or does it
Speaker 1: need to be strapped? You needs to be strapped otherwise
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like, I don't know, like a
Speaker 1: fucking like it's just a cucumber. Yeah, okay, I guess
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Why what about you don't you do anything?
Speaker 1: You were just sting dildo's like in your hand, like
Speaker 1: because we use the double dildo a lot. So okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so would you suck it while it was like in
Speaker 1: her I don't remember, but I just remember. I remember,
Speaker 1: but I know I need one time because she was
Speaker 1: sucked up. She's not gonna remember this, but it vibrated.
Speaker 1: By the way you asked me on that episode we
Speaker 1: had about plan B if her friend or someone asked
Speaker 1: if her friends listen, not one of her home girls
Speaker 1: leaving a message like, yeah, bitch, we still listen to
Speaker 1: the ship was Where was that on YouTube? Where was
Speaker 1: I don't know? Yeah, someone said it on like Twitter
Speaker 1: to me, like, let's figure out if scissors still listen.
Speaker 1: I said, I'll maybe her friends don't anymore because I
Speaker 1: don't me. She was like, we listened. Bit So anyway,
Speaker 1: there's this time where we were using like a vibrating
Speaker 1: one and remember when it was in my mouth, Like
Speaker 1: I feel that vibrating in my teeth, but I didn't
Speaker 1: want to ruin the moment. Oh yeah, see that's weird.
Speaker 1: It was weird. But I also like was like I
Speaker 1: can't do like power on and off. Now, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like that would give you like anywhere it was
Speaker 1: it was, it wasn't good. But anyway, actually being at
Speaker 1: the dentist in the bedroom, I'm having an Ariola slip,
Speaker 1: an Ariola slip. We need to watch we have We're
Speaker 1: on ariola really big right now. It's look amazing. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Maybe I've never seen them in this like no, I never.
Speaker 1: I don't show cleavage about both like stupid hot, like
Speaker 1: I can see that on Instagram. But I'm being off.
Speaker 1: You know, I will say about you, you give this
Speaker 1: very like I'm curious to know if you're a dumb
Speaker 1: Every picture of yours looks very like. This outfit is
Speaker 1: giving dumb but bionic bitch. I guess maybe it will
Speaker 1: put it in by it too, but like, no, like
Speaker 1: you have a like dominating like are you. I think
Speaker 1: that I'm very dominating in like life and personalities, but
Speaker 1: like in bed, like I want to be like slapped
Speaker 1: around and choked and like called a level slide. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was actually gonna say when you spoke about your
Speaker 1: first date that wasn't a date and you said she
Speaker 1: was a gentleman, So even giving that masculine role to
Speaker 1: someone else led me to, yeah, this is the outfit
Speaker 1: to throw me off. It's giving dumb. But when you speak,
Speaker 1: I'm like no, it's giving horror now power like power bottom.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Yeah, what is it? Like? I don't
Speaker 1: I'm not like a fem will wear like a frilly
Speaker 1: little dress, like I'm always in like tight pants, but
Speaker 1: like I'm still like a girl. You know what it's
Speaker 1: It was an episode I think it was with Sophia
Speaker 1: with an f that you had on and you were
Speaker 1: talking about like how to ask out girls always have
Speaker 1: a problem. It was so interesting because, like, I think
Speaker 1: a lot of like politically correct people, especially like on
Speaker 1: the internet, like where I work in the space of
Speaker 1: writing about Lesbanis, was like ginger rules exist and it's like,
Speaker 1: guess they like so like them. I like them. But
Speaker 1: like when you're asking out a girl, right, it's like
Speaker 1: kind of weird because it's like if I ask her out,
Speaker 1: do I have to be the man? Right? That's that's
Speaker 1: always so interesting And I love that you guys brought
Speaker 1: that up because I feel like people are not walking
Speaker 1: honest about that and it drives me not So how
Speaker 1: do you have that conversation like or or or if
Speaker 1: you're going on your non date date, like do you
Speaker 1: all go dutch? Because you're both women like split a bill,
Speaker 1: my pussy drives up. I killed myself like I would
Speaker 1: never no split, no spot, I wouldn't even split with
Speaker 1: a friend, Like that's just fucking ratchet, Like I'm so
Speaker 1: I don't like it's just if you're inviting someone else
Speaker 1: to have spent time with you and have a dinner
Speaker 1: like I don't like that. No, I could dig it,
Speaker 1: so damn that means I gotta pay the bill because
Speaker 1: I'd be I'd be hollering at bitches like I'll send
Speaker 1: them drinks. But now clearly I don't know how to
Speaker 1: get past the drink like I could get buy you
Speaker 1: a drink, now a holiday at you when we get
Speaker 1: on the phone, I don't know how to talk to
Speaker 1: them like a lesbian. Well you made the first move,
Speaker 1: so I don't talk like don't it's just like, okay,
Speaker 1: do we talk about our favorite shows? Like I know
Speaker 1: how to engage in conversations with men that I'm trying
Speaker 1: to shoot my dating. Most questions we have when it
Speaker 1: comes to someone like dabbling in the pool of pussy.
Speaker 1: It's ship like this and we've only had one, like
Speaker 1: for real, for real gay bite on. Shout out to
Speaker 1: my girl Kristen and I feel like and when I
Speaker 1: say for real gay bitch, I mean in terms of
Speaker 1: like someone that's like actively dating a woman in present day,
Speaker 1: you know, like most of the people we have on
Speaker 1: are like buying, open and free and slutty, just like
Speaker 1: we all are. But yeah, I do want some some
Speaker 1: of the answers to this struggling what's the answer to that?
Speaker 1: How do you ask a woman? Oh? Okay, so this
Speaker 1: is just like for me personally, so like, don't come
Speaker 1: from me the sat that work for you, but like
Speaker 1: it has, like and I do have a lot of
Speaker 1: like dating if I should on the internet, and it
Speaker 1: has worked. But like so I am I'm very sexually
Speaker 1: aggressive and um like I have just again like I
Speaker 1: maybe missing a chip, Like I don't really care about
Speaker 1: rejection or anything, like I'm not missing something you hate
Speaker 1: me and YouTube like damn bite, why do you have
Speaker 1: to make the missing something to Oh I didn't even
Speaker 1: catch you? Okay wait, I was born missing an arn't
Speaker 1: and a chip, And like I just don't care because like,
Speaker 1: if I'm attracted to a woman, like I will just
Speaker 1: walk right up to her and be like can I
Speaker 1: buy you a drink? Did you do that? With him
Speaker 1: and yeah, I just give zero. I don't care, and
Speaker 1: like if I'm wasted, it's probably maybe not the most
Speaker 1: becoming thing to do, but like I'm just like want
Speaker 1: to funk, Like I just don't care, Like I think
Speaker 1: there's so much pressure on I could do that thought.
Speaker 1: And like when I'm joinking a girl is flirting with me,
Speaker 1: I'll just let them know I eat your pussy in
Speaker 1: real life, Like I let them know that I will
Speaker 1: eat your pussy. That is aggressive. I want to get inside,
Speaker 1: Like how do you tell like how do you court
Speaker 1: in data woman? Do you invite a woman on a date?
Speaker 1: How do you outside of me telling her? Damn I
Speaker 1: should out of you? Would be easy. I could tell
Speaker 1: one all day long? Okay? How do I make it
Speaker 1: not about sex and just take them out on a
Speaker 1: date without it being weird? Okay? So I think this
Speaker 1: is where the gender thing kind of comes in. Where
Speaker 1: this is like where it's like politically incorrect, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: if you're the man or the girl, but I don't
Speaker 1: get I'm just gonna do it. So like I if
Speaker 1: I ask a fam out like such as, what of you?
Speaker 1: If I wanted to take you out? I would say
Speaker 1: like I'd love to take you out or whatever, like
Speaker 1: can I take you to dinner? And we would just
Speaker 1: talk like normal. However the funk we would talk wherever
Speaker 1: that that's about like makeup or our assholes or like
Speaker 1: with your friends. So out with your friend, but you
Speaker 1: kind of want to suck your friend, and like I
Speaker 1: would pay the bill because I asked you out right,
Speaker 1: And then then I feel like fam on fam it
Speaker 1: gets a little like turn taking if you like, if
Speaker 1: you are seeing each other frequently, maybe like you'll pay
Speaker 1: next time, like I think, But I just think bill
Speaker 1: should never be split ever ever, ever ever ever um.
Speaker 1: But like in terms, I feel like people think that
Speaker 1: just because like you're fem on fem, maybe there's going
Speaker 1: to be like a clear dynamic. I think conversations like
Speaker 1: for me personally, have always ended up the same exact
Speaker 1: ship the way you would talk if you're out with
Speaker 1: your friend, you just happen to want to funk this woman.
Speaker 1: I think it gets complicated when you're like really good answered.
Speaker 1: Now on the other end, what I would want to,
Speaker 1: like just to become bat of here. I've been watching
Speaker 1: the New Sex and the City and just like that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: people are freaking out about Shadeas and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: she cut cute. I have trauma. Trauma because if I
Speaker 1: had a dollar for every time someone told me I
Speaker 1: look like Sarah Ramrez, who is the fucking girl who
Speaker 1: plays t Daz, I would buy a birken bag. Like
Speaker 1: I cannot like, actually don't say her. I shudder. I
Speaker 1: want to kill myself. Thank you. I don't think have
Speaker 1: you watched it yet? Um I watched. Basically, her character
Speaker 1: is this like butched but like like this lesbian that
Speaker 1: also is giving you the vibe that they're like going
Speaker 1: to take control. But a lot of people do that,
Speaker 1: like enjoy that stud ship when they're like a young
Speaker 1: m a vibe. Right, let's go back to our democrats.
Speaker 1: Was my neighbor for like a while, and I always
Speaker 1: tried to suck her and she just did not pay
Speaker 1: any attention to me. And I never heard my birthday
Speaker 1: party and she was like she didn't pay any attention
Speaker 1: to me either. At the drink conft, I tried to
Speaker 1: buy her a drink. I was like, I'm good, so
Speaker 1: I the tiniest. The girl was tiny, tiny, like smaller
Speaker 1: than me, tiny like tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny because you
Speaker 1: guys both have big titties and asked and I'm just developing.
Speaker 1: But but this was when I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: wonder if she wants them, because she could take it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Whatever, But he's giving super
Speaker 1: stud And so with those types of lesbians or studs
Speaker 1: or whatever, what would your advice be for someone attracted
Speaker 1: to them? Okay, so if they're not making the first move,
Speaker 1: then I think that they're full of ship and shouldn't
Speaker 1: be stud But you're gonna take their hair, interested in
Speaker 1: the strap, asked me out and pay? They may not
Speaker 1: know you're You're like, right, no, So I've hit on
Speaker 1: a lot of women like that too, because I'm an
Speaker 1: equal opportunity split and I think that a lot of
Speaker 1: like a lot of times, like people like that put
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure on like the more masculine woman
Speaker 1: to do those things. And you're right, like, you don't
Speaker 1: know if you are. They might not know if you're
Speaker 1: into them, so it's quite flattering when you make the
Speaker 1: first move. However, that's so bad as soon as they
Speaker 1: find out I'm bisexual, they're not really I feel like
Speaker 1: they like buys better, not the ones that I don't
Speaker 1: think they like buys better. I think they want the
Speaker 1: straight girl. Oh and I can only say that shout
Speaker 1: out to my friend Vinnie, who loves him a straight
Speaker 1: man who's curious about touching dicks. He Vinnie eats that
Speaker 1: ship up. Vinnie as a friend of the show and
Speaker 1: or uh, I was gonna say assistant or a tour
Speaker 1: to our manager, whatever you wanna call it. But Vinnie
Speaker 1: will go out with me to straight bars over a
Speaker 1: gay bar because you know there's someone in there that
Speaker 1: might be curious. And I think it really gets him
Speaker 1: the funk off. I just don't. I mean, I understand it,
Speaker 1: I just can't. But it's just so not something. I
Speaker 1: don't like it either. If you're not attracted to me,
Speaker 1: I don't want to like. I don't want you to
Speaker 1: become attracted same. I'm not going to try to convince
Speaker 1: you now anyway, ask the butch out and then she
Speaker 1: should probably pay. I agree, yeah, And then I feel
Speaker 1: like that's a more clear dynamic where you could be
Speaker 1: like the cute little flirt and then it's like not
Speaker 1: as ner wracking on a date because the roles are
Speaker 1: more obvious now. In our horrible decision, is more about
Speaker 1: sex questions for me with you. But the last thing
Speaker 1: I want to know is how you got proposed to
Speaker 1: and how married lesbian life is. I got proposed you
Speaker 1: um at a winery, which is like the most basic
Speaker 1: thing that I'll ever do in my life. But it
Speaker 1: was just like so fucking I did um. I we
Speaker 1: I went with like a group of my friends and
Speaker 1: my wife doesn't drink um and I'm like a severe,
Speaker 1: raging alcoholic. But it works out because she like drives
Speaker 1: and likes and like crackhead friends. So she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: why don't you go take a walk to the water
Speaker 1: and like I'll order a bottle of wine for you guys,
Speaker 1: And like I'm a I have like the dts at
Speaker 1: this point, I'm like, but I want the wine. Now,
Speaker 1: why can't I just wait for the wine? I don't know,
Speaker 1: And she was like, walk to the water and I'll
Speaker 1: bring you the wine. So now like my antenna's up
Speaker 1: because I'm like water have to away from a wine.
Speaker 1: So I'm like walking to the water and now sometime
Speaker 1: goes by and like we're all having a conversation. But
Speaker 1: my antenna was definitely because of the wine thing. But
Speaker 1: then she walks over with the wine and everything seems normal,
Speaker 1: and um, I just turned around and she was like
Speaker 1: on her knee and she was crying, and she's like
Speaker 1: not very emotional. She's really not. That's really specially when
Speaker 1: like you're watching the man quote unquote sorry gender rolling
Speaker 1: here at the wedding, I'll be like yeah. And it
Speaker 1: was just it was so raw and like to see
Speaker 1: her like that, because I can be very emotionally open
Speaker 1: and crying and whatever, but to see her just like
Speaker 1: that and like she just she could barely even get
Speaker 1: the words out. And she just said, like you changed
Speaker 1: my life. Would you do the honor of being my wife?
Speaker 1: Like couldn't even get the words out. And I was like,
Speaker 1: of course, I'm and your wife is held Wow, so
Speaker 1: your wife was ready to get married. You're a little younger.
Speaker 1: Do you guys want kids? Um? She does. I don't,
Speaker 1: And like I know that's like this is another thing.
Speaker 1: I feel like people are like, this is the most
Speaker 1: important thing. You should talk about it before you get married.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, should you though, because I feel like
Speaker 1: she I can get her to change her mind toxic
Speaker 1: take yes, I would saying I can't understand I would say,
Speaker 1: if it's a deal breaker, it's not a deal breaker.
Speaker 1: And I also think that's when he doesn't actually want that,
Speaker 1: because like she is so fucking selfish and if we
Speaker 1: get slightly inconvenient, she like can't handle it. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: you would literally like you just you would leave a
Speaker 1: kid in a bathtub, like when we're on a plane
Speaker 1: and she's like, well, why can't they just cover the
Speaker 1: kid's mouth and make us stop crying? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: we're not having kids, Like no, put a mask on it.
Speaker 1: But we'll see. You know what's funny about Jusian And
Speaker 1: I feel like that's Mandy's wib with kids. And I
Speaker 1: feel like Mandy's gonna have one. I think I told her,
Speaker 1: you know what, get me a nanny where I think
Speaker 1: in the abortion clinic, like I'm not having a baby,
Speaker 1: we'll speaking of baby Vanilla. Sh It's about fertility. So
Speaker 1: this is what really scared me because the night I
Speaker 1: had to plan and b it was a full moon
Speaker 1: and I saw this ship pop up and I said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, six during a full moon and other
Speaker 1: odd tricks are things that couples try in bids for pregnancies.
Speaker 1: So basically, um, you know, everybody's always looking it up,
Speaker 1: especially when they're having trouble, like could I do kind
Speaker 1: I left my legs up, gonna do this, and I
Speaker 1: do that. So this is everything not to do if
Speaker 1: you don't want to get pregnant. So things people do
Speaker 1: to get pregnant, cutting out cards, carbs, becoming a vegetarian,
Speaker 1: Full moon sex two thousand parents on a study of
Speaker 1: two thousand parents swore that they laid down with their
Speaker 1: legs in the air and they got pregnant. Tracking their
Speaker 1: ovulation cycle got them pregnant. UM sex in particular positions.
Speaker 1: I've heard of that one and this one. Losing weight
Speaker 1: increased chances of conceiving one intent, gave up smoking only
Speaker 1: a fifth, um quit drinking alcohol while trying to conceive.
Speaker 1: But the full moon ship is something that apparently has
Speaker 1: worked for forty two percent really in the study of
Speaker 1: two thousand. Now, I think it's because the full moon
Speaker 1: cycle can last longer, you know what I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: it's like lengths. You're like your ventral cycle too, like
Speaker 1: the moon girl people told me, because mine started on
Speaker 1: January one, my peer, my period just start early at
Speaker 1: the top of the year. But that's normally a thing
Speaker 1: with our cycles. Like at the top of the year,
Speaker 1: our cycle is picks whatever week it wants to come,
Speaker 1: and then it's there, and then I want to God
Speaker 1: every year, bro, your period is not gonna be on
Speaker 1: like regular cycles. It's not the my calendar. It literally
Speaker 1: will just pick which Like my ship came like two
Speaker 1: weeks early, bro, a the top of the year. I
Speaker 1: think mine sweeched at the top of the year. And
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Maybe after you do twelve cycles,
Speaker 1: they say, okay, bitch, just the moon, bitch, it was
Speaker 1: a new moon cycle. Oh, I guess the moon was
Speaker 1: still there. But but my ship came early to where
Speaker 1: when I thought I thought I was gonna come back
Speaker 1: from a ruby and get some dick. And I was like,
Speaker 1: this ship came early, but it was because it was
Speaker 1: the top of the year. Well, someone told because I
Speaker 1: tweeted about how the year started blood and his girl
Speaker 1: was like she was giving hotep. She was like, we
Speaker 1: see blessings to your sister because now you have your
Speaker 1: new movie cycle periods today. I was like, ntch, I
Speaker 1: was trying to get some new deep is what I
Speaker 1: tried to get. Okay, anyway, and you did. That's why, okay,
Speaker 1: and so let's move on to the horror job. Now
Speaker 1: you give sex tips um, even if it is blow
Speaker 1: job or second dick, which is so funny because you
Speaker 1: said you felt like you were saying blow jobs because
Speaker 1: she was here. One of the first things out of
Speaker 1: your mouth was niked Knight. What I say, I go
Speaker 1: on Nick and Knight. I would go on Nick and
Speaker 1: Night blow jobs because I mean, I said that. We
Speaker 1: I don't think we've said blow job this much on
Speaker 1: an episode. We say sucking dick, we say dick, and
Speaker 1: our our motherfucking mouse. We thought they wouldn't say so
Speaker 1: when giving the job, I will say, we say, but
Speaker 1: I think it's because you said blow jobs. So we
Speaker 1: were like, we know we're him to your guests. But
Speaker 1: the most uncomfortable Mandy ever made me with a white
Speaker 1: guest was sucking Lisa. Why because man, my friend, I know,
Speaker 1: but you were just mat her that day. I thought, no,
Speaker 1: I've known, we said. We sat on the pod and
Speaker 1: talked about how we've been in the same room and
Speaker 1: known each other for you know. She was like me
Speaker 1: and my nigga, and me and my nigga and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, no, I know Lisa, like that's that's
Speaker 1: like my friends. And then she she didn't what's your besties?
Speaker 1: But like I've known her brothers, she should say brother.
Speaker 1: She's a white woman, should say brothers. I mean she
Speaker 1: should say brother. Noether for me, at least they say
Speaker 1: African American black. Thank god, at least she didn't say brothers.
Speaker 1: It was brother. What did it work? Because she was
Speaker 1: she sucks brothers and bored but yveliest man she was.
Speaker 1: She was my pick for when I say so we're
Speaker 1: talking about like her doing porn. But of course, I
Speaker 1: mean she doesn't want to sit there and be like
Speaker 1: black man. Why why she did it? All? Flat r
Speaker 1: I don't see it. I actually get more uncomfortable with
Speaker 1: brothers than I would black because and I think there's
Speaker 1: a thing where when people won't say black, like when
Speaker 1: people say African American, I'd be like, oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like what someone says African American because not
Speaker 1: all black people are African Americans. They could be literally Africa, Jamaica.
Speaker 1: They could be like, not all black people are. I
Speaker 1: just had to nicely explain this to my parents because
Speaker 1: my mom always thinks she's being very nice by saying
Speaker 1: African America. It was like, honey, no, and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh no, you don't say black it's not I'm like no, yes, Kent.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh good, all right, I want to
Speaker 1: say the right thing. I'm like nice. Yeah. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: maybe that's why many didn't say African American night it
Speaker 1: was nick and night because she was including everyone. Okay,
Speaker 1: nor best tip you think that your readers have responded
Speaker 1: to that you gave h Um responded to that. I
Speaker 1: gave glue your lashes on. If you're about to give
Speaker 1: a blow job, like a good one, be like really
Speaker 1: prepared if you're about to suck dick. Excuse me, Like,
Speaker 1: so this is one that like when I actually didn't
Speaker 1: write it, like I gave advice for it under my
Speaker 1: drag name, which is I need a spray tan Anita.
Speaker 1: Spray tan um Anita Anita, spray tan um. So like
Speaker 1: if you know that you're even if you're going to
Speaker 1: eat pussy, doesn't have to be this is what just
Speaker 1: happened to be like an article that I was asking
Speaker 1: about sucking dick, but like, be so because I feel
Speaker 1: like people are all up in like thinking about like
Speaker 1: my armpits smell is like my pussy clean this and that? Okay,
Speaker 1: are your lashes glued on? Is your hair in? Because
Speaker 1: I have different weave and different hair extensions that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wear if I know I'm gonna have rough sex
Speaker 1: then night. Your lash is double glued. Have you showered
Speaker 1: after your spray tan? What kind of lipstick are you? Okay?
Speaker 1: Are you wearing like infallible lipstick, like the one that
Speaker 1: that dries whatever, because your lips are going to crash
Speaker 1: all over the dick. I hate it. That's the worst
Speaker 1: I talked about like when going to the sex club.
Speaker 1: Red lips are what you say far away from like
Speaker 1: there's certain you said she was given it was given
Speaker 1: hurt by the face when you talked about the Atlantisa
Speaker 1: you know, Oh yeah, So I made out with a
Speaker 1: girl in the club and she had red lipstick and
Speaker 1: it wasn't giving hurt, but my whole face was like
Speaker 1: red when I got to the People think that red
Speaker 1: lipstick is gonna be sexy, and it is. It is
Speaker 1: it is. I wear red lips on the pot all
Speaker 1: the time in certain environments. If you know you sucking dick,
Speaker 1: if you know you're gonna do a makeout session with someone,
Speaker 1: stay away from my lipsick. I mean I wasn't planning
Speaker 1: on it. I'm not a post to it, but I
Speaker 1: didn't think we're going to do that. It's giving no,
Speaker 1: But like I already like red lipstick, even when I
Speaker 1: wear it on a date. I'm like my mom actually,
Speaker 1: who just turned seventy. I was buying her some lipstick
Speaker 1: were at the store because I went to France. And
Speaker 1: as you can see by the hat, I know I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring it up in every episode. I mean for
Speaker 1: for the last two months, y'all are just gonna hear
Speaker 1: France and every topic. P. B. Stanford Bury. Wow. Yeah, Actually,
Speaker 1: I bring it up so much of the joke. I
Speaker 1: was on the phone and someone said they couldn't hear me.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was traveling internationally. Maybe that's why.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's a kind stop anyway, So I said to
Speaker 1: my mom, So as my mom is always wearing these
Speaker 1: big wigs, and I said, Mom, like, you can't wear
Speaker 1: the lipstick that's creamy because the makeup pulls from right there.
Speaker 1: Like She's like, well, this is the easiest one to
Speaker 1: get off. So if you're kissing, or it should be
Speaker 1: this one. The mat is the one that makes a mess.
Speaker 1: And to be honest, she is right. She's right because
Speaker 1: the match is the one that's like supposed to stay
Speaker 1: on and it's like it's you gotta fucking scrub that
Speaker 1: ship even to get off and gets called all on
Speaker 1: the creases, so it's like so nasty. Yeah, so cream lipstick,
Speaker 1: I guess would then be the tip cram della cram.
Speaker 1: If you want something that will easily come off before
Speaker 1: your sucking dick or before you go to a makeout session,
Speaker 1: you want it to be the cream lips and glue
Speaker 1: on magnetic lashes magnazete. Weight of the magnetic lashes keeps
Speaker 1: them on, but the glue is like gives like extra insurance.
Speaker 1: I do the individuals magnetic Okay, So like magnetic lashes
Speaker 1: or something that you put on with like magnetic liners.
Speaker 1: So they like, man, I've never oh yeah, but I'm
Speaker 1: not one of the makeup girls. Yeah, the magnetic lashes
Speaker 1: are are big thing. And uh, my best friend who
Speaker 1: had breast cancer, uh when she was going through chemo,
Speaker 1: that's that's the one where she tried. My mom also
Speaker 1: tries to belueless. It's blueless. It's literally an eyeliner, and
Speaker 1: you just put the liner on and then the strip
Speaker 1: lash literally magnetizes to the eye line. There's no glue
Speaker 1: at all. But if you use glue, because you could
Speaker 1: easily just like pull them off with the magnet. Like,
Speaker 1: think about how easily you could separate. Nothing turn me
Speaker 1: off more if somebody's going down on me. And that's right,
Speaker 1: my ships be all over the goddamn sheets. Depending on
Speaker 1: how fresh my lashes are. You will see individual lashes
Speaker 1: all over my bed after a rough sex. Just was
Speaker 1: cleaning my apartment and um, when I came home, he
Speaker 1: had the lashes like on the inside of like the
Speaker 1: mirrored cabinet. I was so embarrassed. Before I've definitely done
Speaker 1: that before. You just like you said it on the side,
Speaker 1: you make a new lash for them. This was this
Speaker 1: was right. That is kind of sweet and that's like
Speaker 1: love now more the horrible decision. I do want to
Speaker 1: get into the sex, but before we do, I think
Speaker 1: it's important to maybe even touch on your coming out
Speaker 1: story a little bit. Sure, so tell us a little,
Speaker 1: but make it quick, because we want to hear about
Speaker 1: oh my god, okay, am I being a cacket on?
Speaker 1: Am I talking too much? No? No? I came out
Speaker 1: like when I was like twelve. I'm like I was
Speaker 1: just always like a hyper sexual, like fucking nymphomaniac animal,
Speaker 1: like I don't even know how else to put it,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't like I feel like some people have
Speaker 1: like nice like coming out stories, like I just knew
Speaker 1: love is love and I felt and I was like,
Speaker 1: now I just wanted to funk people and everybody by
Speaker 1: or lesbian. I came out as by but I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, by now gay later like that was like
Speaker 1: my gap. Um yeah, And like I was out on
Speaker 1: my Space, and I wasn't out to my family because
Speaker 1: they're like Catholic Italian and I didn't think they could
Speaker 1: handle that. But I was like legit out in middle school,
Speaker 1: had a girlfriend, um, and just like never looked back
Speaker 1: and then came out like as a full dike in
Speaker 1: high school. What did your parents say that? I told
Speaker 1: my mom at the guynacologist because I had HPV and
Speaker 1: I was young. I was like eighteen or nineteen, and
Speaker 1: I was like really fucking scared because also like the
Speaker 1: guy to college is like shames the ship at you
Speaker 1: and makes you feel like the nastiest. So I got
Speaker 1: the call and um, I had to get my servis
Speaker 1: like scraped. And then I had pre cancer cell so
Speaker 1: I had to do this. So I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm freaking scared. I want my mom to
Speaker 1: come with me, like this ship is sucking scary, and
Speaker 1: I want my mom's valium prescription too. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see this. So she came with me, and for
Speaker 1: some fucking waxed out reason, I thought that doctor was
Speaker 1: gonna like tell my mom I had like a lesbian vagina,
Speaker 1: like I just don't know why. I'm like sitting there
Speaker 1: in the stirrups and I'm like he's never taking a day.
Speaker 1: I just like know for a fact, like I just
Speaker 1: think that I don't know. I So I'm like, mom,
Speaker 1: I also sleep with women. And she's like you have
Speaker 1: bigger problems than that right now, and like fucking great.
Speaker 1: So that was that, and then I told my dad
Speaker 1: because I asked him to drive me to the Pride Rade.
Speaker 1: He's like that's the gay people, right, and I was
Speaker 1: like yeah, and I was like he's like all you
Speaker 1: and I was like yeah. He was like if you
Speaker 1: get you gay. I thought it was going to be
Speaker 1: the most like terrified, the most unceremonious thing, like zero
Speaker 1: fox given. But you know, I do want to say,
Speaker 1: like I feel like sometimes when people have a great
Speaker 1: coming out story, because that's a good one, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: people like, oh well, we suffer the things. But I
Speaker 1: do want to normalize something. There are some good ones
Speaker 1: and we should definitely try to celebrate that ship because
Speaker 1: we've all heard the at least that ship. Man, I'm
Speaker 1: so lucky. My parents were incredible, and like it's probably
Speaker 1: one of the reasons I have such a big mouth
Speaker 1: and like can come on shows like this and talk
Speaker 1: because I had a really good support system. How do
Speaker 1: you tell your mom you were even puss? I think
Speaker 1: she knew. My mom also just said we've all done things.
Speaker 1: I think my mama any sumpussy to be probably did
Speaker 1: I think my mama pussy before? I feel like I
Speaker 1: found my mom said on this show she never didn't
Speaker 1: she say, she just will act like she did. She
Speaker 1: was saying something like that she's had three stoths, but
Speaker 1: she was like, I've never kissing is okay? Okay? So
Speaker 1: I want to talk about fetishize and fetishization because you're
Speaker 1: I'm assuming somebody that would show their arm or your
Speaker 1: hand on a dating app. Yes, what's some of the
Speaker 1: weird ship people have said? And do you feel like
Speaker 1: they wanted to go out on a date with you
Speaker 1: or you because of your own mostly men? Like I
Speaker 1: feel like that doesn't happen as frequently with women. But
Speaker 1: like when I was younger and I had dating apps
Speaker 1: like set to Men, it was always like the fucking
Speaker 1: a sty a ship, Like, what the fund is wrong
Speaker 1: with you? What? What was the craziest thing someone said
Speaker 1: that they wanted you to do with your arm to them?
Speaker 1: Just well, you know what that was? A woman was
Speaker 1: at the Dinah Shore. It's like the biggest lesbian pool party.
Speaker 1: I think, like in the world. What's it called? Did
Speaker 1: the Dinah Shore? We should all go back Dinah the
Speaker 1: golf bitch and then like Dinah Shore, like she's a person,
Speaker 1: and then like all the lesbians like started going to
Speaker 1: play golf, so they named it. Yeah, but I crave.
Speaker 1: I think it's like, yeah, um, I'll go to either one.
Speaker 1: I just love being in pomp strings with dikes, but
Speaker 1: so um, I'm just like and I was working because
Speaker 1: I worked for a lesbian magazine. I'm the managing editor
Speaker 1: of Going magazine. So I was like standing behind me
Speaker 1: a little booth and um like promoting the magazine and
Speaker 1: she walks up to me just and she was a
Speaker 1: black stude. She was super hot but just completely fucking
Speaker 1: dad asked like no sense of like irene e funny.
Speaker 1: She just goes like she's like, yo, can you funk me?
Speaker 1: With that robot arm and stickless fingers at my pussy.
Speaker 1: And I was like but just like no, just no
Speaker 1: cut and like a full mask stuff like might as
Speaker 1: well have had top surgery. Like like I like, I
Speaker 1: was just like hamming, am I no know? Like I
Speaker 1: I do well in these situations. But I was just
Speaker 1: so taken it back. And I was also like literally working,
Speaker 1: I have my stupid little like name tag on and
Speaker 1: like read Go magazine and I was like maybe later
Speaker 1: later that was in person and then just on dating
Speaker 1: apps would always be men that want pictures of the stump,
Speaker 1: so like this, I mean, well that is actually a kink.
Speaker 1: And I think we've talked about it. It was um
Speaker 1: where uh amputees? Uh So I mean you were born yeah,
Speaker 1: the way you were born but I'm still considered an
Speaker 1: ampute Yeah, congenital ampute A lot of people think that
Speaker 1: means right now, so they just think that you're missing
Speaker 1: a whole vagina. Yeah, I'm like, why do you got
Speaker 1: to call a congenital It would be like a Barbie
Speaker 1: post does that mean? So? Congenital amputee is when you're
Speaker 1: born without a certain limb, But emputee, I normally think
Speaker 1: somehow during okay, and they want to see the stump.
Speaker 1: They just want pictures up. They never like I think
Speaker 1: this is like the sexiest thing ever. I'm obsessed with it,
Speaker 1: Like this is the ship that I would want to
Speaker 1: see if I was a per get to that stage
Speaker 1: where you felt like what you thought it was sexy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: second I saw it, I was like, really, that's so good,
Speaker 1: Like I die for it, Like I just think it's
Speaker 1: like the most fashion thing. You said years without adult
Speaker 1: so it's only even three years? Did I did? I
Speaker 1: am robot? Like? Were was a movie? Was it something?
Speaker 1: Was it the technology? I like what you're saying, like
Speaker 1: did you want or Transformers? Did you watch something? And
Speaker 1: it's like, yo, I could I could be like a transport.
Speaker 1: I wrote this piece for Jezebel called getting Slutty at
Speaker 1: am camp and it was like about this like for
Speaker 1: kids with limb differences, and like how like we were
Speaker 1: all horse because I feel like everyone always thinks like
Speaker 1: disabled kids get together and they're like we're beautiful on
Speaker 1: the inside, and we're all like, like, I come on
Speaker 1: your chast or your ass. We were like nastiest when
Speaker 1: we were like little kids missing arms and it's like
Speaker 1: all we talked about. There was amp camp. It was
Speaker 1: called the Patti Ross Back Camp for Children with limb differences,
Speaker 1: what we call a camp. I wrote this essay and
Speaker 1: I had lots of like amputees reaching out to me,
Speaker 1: and that was what I realized, Like it sounds really corny,
Speaker 1: but like having a voice was powerful because like like
Speaker 1: a lot of girls with disabilities were like I never
Speaker 1: felt sexual before and you kind of like gave that
Speaker 1: to me and it was really like really beautiful. But anyway,
Speaker 1: this is this girl Angels Drew fre you as her name.
Speaker 1: She's an actor, she was in the Hunger Games. Reached
Speaker 1: out to me and was like I'm sucking obsessed with you.
Speaker 1: Do you want I have lunch? And I'm like yeah.
Speaker 1: She shows up to lunch in like this full fucking
Speaker 1: stormtrooper prosthetic. Like it's like bright white and like you
Speaker 1: can see like lights in it and ship and she's
Speaker 1: like drinking her wine with the arm and everything. And
Speaker 1: I didn't pay attention to where she said. I just
Speaker 1: stared at the arm the whole time. She's a fabulous person,
Speaker 1: but I was just like, where did you get that? Like?
Speaker 1: How do I make this happen in my life? Um?
Speaker 1: How much is it? I like eighty grand? Um does
Speaker 1: the insurance it does? It does? Um? I was very
Speaker 1: lucky to have insurance cover it. The fucking thing broke.
Speaker 1: And that's another thing I'm so dumb lying about all
Speaker 1: the prosthetic companies. You are. Prosthetics fucking suck. They all
Speaker 1: break because people they want to be like, oh I
Speaker 1: would go through the bionics thing night model and the
Speaker 1: thing breaks. But anyway, this is a new one. This
Speaker 1: is called a hero arm. The black yeah not not
Speaker 1: a lighten up? Yeah she lights up. Wait, let me
Speaker 1: ask how did those fingers just go down? I'm moving
Speaker 1: my muscles. Oh that's cool. Can you give us a
Speaker 1: piece sign? I can't you know? I used to actually
Speaker 1: I um one with like all these different electrodes, and
Speaker 1: I could move the fingers individually, but it's just exhausting
Speaker 1: because I have to move my muscle. Like think about,
Speaker 1: like what you have to do to make a piece sign. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not that hard. That is in your hands, but
Speaker 1: if you had to do that with just using the
Speaker 1: muscles in your end of your elbow, it's hard. Look
Speaker 1: at me trying to see what the muscles feel like.
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying, right, I feel like everybody
Speaker 1: in their car is probably doing this. Show their hands. No, wait,
Speaker 1: sex with that hand? I take it off, take it off,
Speaker 1: damn you old finger nobody? What? Oh wait, is it
Speaker 1: water proof? It's water resistant, but what about what about
Speaker 1: pussy juice resistance? It probably would be, but then it
Speaker 1: would be it's black. It would like have you ever
Speaker 1: know with this with just like the stump, yes, which
Speaker 1: felt ridiculous and noting, would like fisting, but something I
Speaker 1: guess who asked for that? Did my girlfriend in college?
Speaker 1: She asked you to fix her with your stung? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or sumper with your stung? Yeah? Did you feel her pussy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You're feeling in your own yeah? Oh, I also have
Speaker 1: extra nerve endings like in my my arms. I hate
Speaker 1: the words stump. I just called my little arm, which
Speaker 1: I know it sounds gay, but like whatever, no, no,
Speaker 1: stuff does feel like it just sounds so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: Feels like the M word. I don't like I don't
Speaker 1: know about Like no, wait, so you have extra nerve
Speaker 1: endings so it's more sensitive. Yeah, so like you hit
Speaker 1: your other elbow. Yeah, I'm cool with my arm is freezing.
Speaker 1: If I'm hot, my arms like really red hot, like
Speaker 1: if you like it doesn't like if I scratch it
Speaker 1: or something. It's not like I'm in so much pain,
Speaker 1: but I feel it more. Oh, well, did you enjoy it?
Speaker 1: I was about to say when you were something, did
Speaker 1: did you fucking stupid? Like I just was laughing. No,
Speaker 1: it was not. It was just not. Also, it's very
Speaker 1: awkward because like it's I have your elbow of the elevation,
Speaker 1: but it's like yeah, I had to be like it
Speaker 1: was just not a cute position. Is like leaning like
Speaker 1: a pancake, Like it's just like not cute. Um, it was, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was worth a try, Like I'm glad I tried it,
Speaker 1: but it was it was not like an actual sex act.
Speaker 1: It was maybe like thirty seconds and I was like this,
Speaker 1: this is so stupid, Like did she enjoy them? I
Speaker 1: don't think so. I would have liked, like honestly, like
Speaker 1: I have um like a little bit of a hand
Speaker 1: like at the end of my little arm. It's like
Speaker 1: this little circling thing with like fingers and like I
Speaker 1: rubbed her a clip with it. One she really liked it.
Speaker 1: But I just feel so absolutely ridiculous, you know what
Speaker 1: it is because you know you have a full functioning,
Speaker 1: You've had yours, right, and I'm like, why do you
Speaker 1: need But I don't know. I don't it's not that's
Speaker 1: like the weird thing because it makes me feel really
Speaker 1: sexually empowered to have the arm, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: that's like my little ship. It's like I'm the girl
Speaker 1: with the robot arm, and but I don't use it. No,
Speaker 1: And also like I don't know what kind of germs
Speaker 1: are on the ship, like cleaning in our other hand
Speaker 1: because as poor as right, I don't know. It's not
Speaker 1: like when you like because sometimes like it malfunctions like
Speaker 1: I've got I got stuck on a stripper pole ones
Speaker 1: did how can you please? Can you please? Go on
Speaker 1: and share this story please. I Um, it was at
Speaker 1: this like I've never been to like an actual sex party,
Speaker 1: which I'm so jealous of, and my chids are flying
Speaker 1: out again. It was like a private, like sort of
Speaker 1: like kink party at someone's house and there was a
Speaker 1: stripper pole there. Um okay, so I'm like, let me,
Speaker 1: I've taken a few pole dancing courses. I can dance
Speaker 1: a little bit. So I had just gone it and
Speaker 1: I was drunk as fun and like on some other drugs,
Speaker 1: and I was just feeling really fly. You know. It's
Speaker 1: like when you feel hot, the universe is like, go
Speaker 1: kill yourself. So I'm like, I'm getting lots of attention.
Speaker 1: I probably have the biggest hits, and as there, I
Speaker 1: like really feel cool. So I'm like, I'm really going
Speaker 1: to send these people for it, Like I'm gonna, okay,
Speaker 1: clamp it on and then I do clip. Wait wait
Speaker 1: will you clapped your hand to the pole? Okay? I
Speaker 1: tried to do that really simple ship. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it's called, but it's like when you wrap your
Speaker 1: leg around the pole and then just spin down right.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows how to do that. Um. Yeah, I couldn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just did you have to take it off? So were
Speaker 1: you able to spin? Stop and down? And then I
Speaker 1: almost ripped my arm out of my own actual fucking
Speaker 1: shoulder socket. And then I'm like just standing there and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do we do? Watch this animation? Right?
Speaker 1: So I removed my arm from the socket. Now it's
Speaker 1: just like a shriver pole with the arm, it's like
Speaker 1: holding onto it with a lot of people watching it. Yes,
Speaker 1: like you see him of modern art. It's just like, yes,
Speaker 1: luckily I have to carry the charger with me in
Speaker 1: case these things happen. And is closer is close enough
Speaker 1: to uh wish. I'm gonna call it the ship in
Speaker 1: the wall where you plugged it in. Don't tell me
Speaker 1: you plug your arm up? Arm up? And I charged
Speaker 1: it and then I put my arm back in. Let
Speaker 1: me get master at first, you want That's exactly what
Speaker 1: she said when she charged her How do you know
Speaker 1: the percentage of your hand? Like, did you know that
Speaker 1: it was gonna done? No? This one, well that's what
Speaker 1: happened and died in malfunction. Die This little liked just
Speaker 1: happened when I was far attending to That's what I'm
Speaker 1: saying this these this ship sucks so many fucking drinks.
Speaker 1: I'd go to hand someone and then I just couldn't
Speaker 1: hand it to them, and they'd be like, quit playing
Speaker 1: with me, and I'm like, I like one stop and
Speaker 1: you blanc and I'm like it would just be like,
Speaker 1: you know, that's really funny, and you know what, it's
Speaker 1: so crazy because like I feel like sometimes you don't
Speaker 1: want to laugh at these things. Oh you can laugh,
Speaker 1: but the ship is fucking hilarious, and do not laughing
Speaker 1: is really worse. Totally, Like this is hilarious. Absolutely, that's
Speaker 1: a great story. You're like you're crying, like everything is
Speaker 1: fun be funny. Like to me, there's nothing awful limits
Speaker 1: about like humor. I mean, I think that that's why
Speaker 1: we love, Like we love that we can laugh at sex.
Speaker 1: Like I think that that's what the show being even
Speaker 1: in comedy. Yeah, we teach your whole some ship, but
Speaker 1: to be able to laugh at ourselves in and talk
Speaker 1: about sex in a comedic way because it is funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of the things that we do, Like I
Speaker 1: literally look at sex workers that are amputees or anything.
Speaker 1: I don't because I just wanted because you're in the
Speaker 1: space right of talking about sex and dating, and then
Speaker 1: I feel like people would want to connect with you,
Speaker 1: just like you did with the actress. It's like have
Speaker 1: they ever hit you up? And we're like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: about to sell some pussy. I don't. I find it
Speaker 1: hard to find like influencers or people like in this
Speaker 1: sand influencers is such a doochy word, but like people
Speaker 1: on the the internet that are disabled um or amputees
Speaker 1: that are like doing the same hole ship that I am.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying like I'm so great or I'm so unique,
Speaker 1: but it is like very an untapped sort of space,
Speaker 1: at least from what I'm seeing. Just because like I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. So someone
Speaker 1: better not be like, well, you didn't mention me, but
Speaker 1: do you mind the word disability or disabled? I don't care.
Speaker 1: I can I also ask you then, in terms of
Speaker 1: what you just said, I would be jealous if there
Speaker 1: was though, like I would want to be the disabled ship. Sorry.
Speaker 1: When you're having conversations like again, we can bring up
Speaker 1: sex in the first conversation over text messages, do you
Speaker 1: find that sex and the relationship talk plays a back
Speaker 1: seat to people asking you about your amputee or your
Speaker 1: robot arm, or like, does that take the forward leading
Speaker 1: part of the conversations that you have with people? Because
Speaker 1: I feel like we were actually didn't talk about it
Speaker 1: as much as I thought. We took a long time
Speaker 1: to get to it, which I love because you you
Speaker 1: clearly had stories and we just you know, talked well.
Speaker 1: Clue because we're talking about eating. I imagine if we
Speaker 1: forgot about it, they'd be like, did you want to
Speaker 1: ask about the But like, do you find that people
Speaker 1: lead with talking about your bionic bitch ass before both
Speaker 1: or they bring up like just regular casual conversations. Do
Speaker 1: you mean like just like with any interaction. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I kind of got to get it out of the way.
Speaker 1: It doesn't bother me, okay, I mean it is kind
Speaker 1: of like hard to to miss sort of, so it
Speaker 1: doesn't definitely doesn't bother me, but it's hard to Mostly
Speaker 1: it's like just innocent ship, Like what happened to your arm?
Speaker 1: That's fine. I mean I ain't gonnae can I be
Speaker 1: honest with you? I felt really bad. So we had
Speaker 1: guests here before you, and as they were leaving out,
Speaker 1: I just saw you standing there and I knew so literally,
Speaker 1: I knew you were our next guest because I looked
Speaker 1: down at your arm and I didn't know if you
Speaker 1: saw me look down at your arm. And then I
Speaker 1: felt really bad when I went to the bathroom, like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's our next guest, because I saw the arm and
Speaker 1: I just was like, damn, I really looked at like
Speaker 1: I normally don't like yeah, and I don't feel flatter.
Speaker 1: I thought you were checking me out. You were disability
Speaker 1: and I'm going to write a think piece about it.
Speaker 1: But no, like I mean clearly when you said that's
Speaker 1: the first thing that people noticed. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: know that's literally where people also feel the need to
Speaker 1: start the conversation because we we we see it almost
Speaker 1: or at least I see it as disrespectful to just
Speaker 1: lead a conversation with someone's disability often. So that's why
Speaker 1: I wanted to know if that's your experience with people
Speaker 1: it's either the tits or the arm, how does the
Speaker 1: conversation start nice tits and then they're like, oh damn,
Speaker 1: is that a glove? Yeah. I also had like when
Speaker 1: I was like, I had a guy not feel like
Speaker 1: I had one arm until we were like halfway. I
Speaker 1: was going home with him and he didn't realize that
Speaker 1: I had on arm and he was so distracted by it.
Speaker 1: How fucked up are you? Yeah? And it was actually
Speaker 1: kind of like kind of like hurtful because then he
Speaker 1: was like, mad, I don't fun with that, and like left.
Speaker 1: What I was gonna ask your worst dating experience? That
Speaker 1: sounds like it. I didn't really even want to suck
Speaker 1: him that I was just in college and just like
Speaker 1: doing what I thought I was supposed to do. And
Speaker 1: I was like my first week at a frat party,
Speaker 1: like I will go home with this guy. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: my worst dating story is like I fucked this girl
Speaker 1: and she went into happy baby position after we fox
Speaker 1: that it was happy baby. It's like, okay, you like
Speaker 1: hold your like angles and then you're like ankles are too.
Speaker 1: And she was also like morbidly obvious, which is fine,
Speaker 1: no problem. Like I said, again, a lot of weight
Speaker 1: in quarantine, but I just be prepared for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need to you really need to get a baby
Speaker 1: like when you're wiping. Oh wait, she just randomly did
Speaker 1: that after sex. Maybe that's her telling you she wanted
Speaker 1: more for anyone that's listening and you can't imagine it.
Speaker 1: I would just say, you're holding your legs open on
Speaker 1: your back. Yeah, you really didn't describe that. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I have one arm. I mean for the
Speaker 1: people listening that go to yoga, knew what you know? What? Okay?
Speaker 1: That No. I was just like, yeah, I go to
Speaker 1: hot yoga a lot, and this is a happy Baby,
Speaker 1: And I was like all right, and I was I
Speaker 1: was on like a pr trip, like I got this
Speaker 1: hotel stay somewhere, and I asked her to come with me,
Speaker 1: and we were like upstate in the middle of North Like,
Speaker 1: I'm stuck with Happy Baby. So I just went to
Speaker 1: the hotel bar and just like sucking, drank my sorrows
Speaker 1: away and just texted every single person I've ever met
Speaker 1: with no contacts, like I just sucked some girl and
Speaker 1: she went to Happy Baby like I have to kill myself.
Speaker 1: Not a happy baby, bitch, Phoebe. Damn. That was a
Speaker 1: good story. So the guy said, no, he didn't funk
Speaker 1: with that. Um, I'm trying to think what would be
Speaker 1: an ailment that would make you be a little nervous.
Speaker 1: I feel like for me, it would just be legs
Speaker 1: because of sexual positions. But I wouldn't stop myself. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say for sure. Like even when I put
Speaker 1: this athlete one time his foot, something's wrong with his foot,
Speaker 1: and so like the only position we could do was
Speaker 1: me writing, and I was just like, oh, this just
Speaker 1: isn't gonna work. So I was sucked the dick. We
Speaker 1: didn't even have sex, so I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't like writeing dick, but literally his foot or
Speaker 1: ankle or something was messed up here and we couldn't
Speaker 1: do doggie position, and I was like, oh, yeah, this
Speaker 1: single work. I think about wheelchair sex a lot because, um,
Speaker 1: that really hot guy in Orlando. I think his name
Speaker 1: is Dayne. He's got like green eyes and he got shot.
Speaker 1: He's played ball. Remember there's a security guard. He's fine
Speaker 1: his book, and um, I always think about that, Like
Speaker 1: I've never been like close to fucking him or anything
Speaker 1: like that, but I'd be like, damn, I wonder what
Speaker 1: it would be like, like how much muscle does it happen? Yeah? Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: I also think he drives too. But anyway, long story short,
Speaker 1: He's made me think about it because like that was
Speaker 1: the person that like I've seen. I don't see many,
Speaker 1: not too often, Like when I'm out in a club,
Speaker 1: do I see men in wheelchairs? But long story short,
Speaker 1: when I watched Curb Your Enthusiasm and Larry David, who
Speaker 1: is just ridiculous, you know what I'm talking about, that
Speaker 1: was one of his best episodes. What was the wheelchair?
Speaker 1: What was her name? I don't know, he says most
Speaker 1: of the guy in the wheelchair that he's like, that's
Speaker 1: such ad dick to Larry David. Oh yeah, but the
Speaker 1: girl he was like trying to put his leg over
Speaker 1: it and trying to figure it out. And then he
Speaker 1: saw another bitch in a wheelchair and he thought they
Speaker 1: knew each other. Yo. Like, And I think about that
Speaker 1: episode so much handicap den he'se handicap because he met
Speaker 1: someone else that was like athlete handicap and it was.
Speaker 1: But long story short, I have always been nervous for that,
Speaker 1: never really anything else as far as the disability like
Speaker 1: blind deaf, like I don't know, I don't really see it.
Speaker 1: And honestly, if I could have a blind guy that
Speaker 1: was just like someone who was good as far as
Speaker 1: like having a c and I dog or a stick
Speaker 1: and he was lit with it. Oh please can you imagine,
Speaker 1: like you not even get my hair done like that
Speaker 1: would be fucking amazing for me. I would love that.
Speaker 1: And if death, he probably stayed with me forever because
Speaker 1: me talking ruins things. Yes, I agree for myself. Like anyway, well,
Speaker 1: before we get out of here, you have a podcast
Speaker 1: I do. Um. I have a podcast of girls interrupted
Speaker 1: um with my creative partners are Barry and Be. Call
Speaker 1: it not a mental health podcast, a mental illness podcast,
Speaker 1: and um, we just get real and raw about being
Speaker 1: sucked up in the head. Um are similar to you
Speaker 1: guys were just raunchy and fucking weird. Um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I was talking about um with guests are just together.
Speaker 1: We want you, we want you ball Okay, well we
Speaker 1: want you. I just didn't know how to approach it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, no, we would love to have you on.
Speaker 1: And I have a lot of fun up ship exactly good.
Speaker 1: Yeah so you're alexeho Yeah, come on, like the that's
Speaker 1: what caught me to gain weight. So now we'll have LiPo.
Speaker 1: But if I have a consultation for LiPo on Saturday,
Speaker 1: I'm so exciting. Really good luck because in New York
Speaker 1: it was like twelve tho some crazy amount. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm just going to go to the consultation and
Speaker 1: be discouraged. But like we'll say, once I started seeing prices,
Speaker 1: I was like maybe fetter, mean, like what could I
Speaker 1: get into? Like maybe it's the gym, like fuck, But
Speaker 1: you know I do. I think when people are talking
Speaker 1: about like different medicines there on in different mental illnesses,
Speaker 1: it's really really helpful because a lot of people shun
Speaker 1: away from it or don't know who to turn to,
Speaker 1: and if they don't have access to therapy, it's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm just googling ship now. Yeah, No, we're real and Ron,
Speaker 1: we're funny. But it's like a very like genuine open
Speaker 1: conversation about mental In this South Girl Interrupted like the
Speaker 1: movie Girls interrupted with is Z girls, what is the
Speaker 1: and your I G Dana TRESI d A y n
Speaker 1: A t r O I s I. That will be
Speaker 1: in the description of this episode because the title reward
Speaker 1: Dana Yeah with Dana, um, well, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: This was This was a lot of fun. You guys
Speaker 1: are like my podcast fucking queens, like obsessed with you.
Speaker 1: Treat to be with you guys. You know, just a
Speaker 1: white woman's title. Well, I'm looking forward to meeting you
Speaker 1: and your co host. Um, go check out their podcast.
Speaker 1: And if you want some more horrible decisions, Patreon dot
Speaker 1: com back slash Horrible Decisions where you can get hundreds
Speaker 1: of episodes. Um, what was I gonna say? A little?
Speaker 1: Um live episodes and if you guys record on zoom,
Speaker 1: maybe we can do like a mental health episode on
Speaker 1: our Patreon with you guys. I'd be dope too, and
Speaker 1: um yeah, and come visit w t F Media Studios.
Speaker 1: You should record your episode here. We're just saying okay, um, guys,
Speaker 1: we are gonna leave you guys with a five minute
Speaker 1: bonus clip. And again, if you like what you hear,
Speaker 1: go on over to Patreon dot com back slash Horrible Decisions. Also,
Speaker 1: if you haven't yet, head on over to official box
Speaker 1: owner dot com. We are liquidating everything so you can
Speaker 1: get work acid depositories and Apple side of vinegar gummies
Speaker 1: for just ten dollars. That is the lowest price you
Speaker 1: guys will find for that on the internet, So go
Speaker 1: on over to dollars and go on to official box
Speaker 1: owner dot com. Also, if you want to listen to
Speaker 1: more of me, you can also check me out on
Speaker 1: my other podcast every Tuesday and Friday, See the Thing
Speaker 1: Is Podcast. Um check it out. I'm over there with
Speaker 1: Richie Kelly. Again. We're leaving you guys with a five
Speaker 1: minute bonus clip. Dana, thank you so much for joining
Speaker 1: us today. And guys, this has been yet another episode
Speaker 1: of horrible decisions by and that motherfucker did not get
Speaker 1: a funk. He said, you shouldn't have let me fuck
Speaker 1: you for free, by Bro, that line is what I
Speaker 1: was waiting for you to read. Like. It's so weird
Speaker 1: because I mean, you know, we've talked a lot to
Speaker 1: sex workers. You and I have had sugar daddies. You
Speaker 1: already know some of them. Niggas. Listen, I wouldn't even
Speaker 1: see you without a deposit, niggas. No, I'm not seriously
Speaker 1: like And so the fact that she was trying to
Speaker 1: exhort him for money after she already gave up the pussy,
Speaker 1: it's just like, then here's the more of the ship.
Speaker 1: He goes, motherfucker's leaking ship from a year ago, because
Speaker 1: I haven't had a haircut over a year. You know
Speaker 1: a lot of rappers and people do that before they're
Speaker 1: like they got an album or a big day or whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't care about bitches leaking old news. You're part
Speaker 1: of my collection next cred titis and Askedideby is gonna
Speaker 1: come with a refund if we break break up that contract?
Speaker 1: That bitch I a build you up to sit on
Speaker 1: another nigga's shelf bitcher By trophy. He returned to Twitter
Speaker 1: of the first time since February when she did that ship.
Speaker 1: He hadn't been on entire time. I'm glad, I'm glad
Speaker 1: that he took a break. Um, I'm glad that he
Speaker 1: took a break from social media because he was doing
Speaker 1: just a lot of like like flushing hundred dollar bills
Speaker 1: down the toilet and stuff like that, and he was losing,
Speaker 1: so he was talking a lot of ships online and
Speaker 1: not winning fights. So that was great. But also especially
Speaker 1: that way I love you the best line and honestly, like,
Speaker 1: who was it? Was it? Alex Oh? When my page
Speaker 1: got deleted? Remember my page kept getting deleted. It actually
Speaker 1: happened during the town hall the first time my page
Speaker 1: got deleted. Instagram keeps deleting me, right, it hasn't happened
Speaker 1: in a wild thank god. So basically, I kept getting
Speaker 1: de leted on Instagram, and the day that it happened,
Speaker 1: I was also locked out of an email account, and
Speaker 1: I said, oh, they didn't got my news. So for
Speaker 1: some reasons in your email No, I just figured they
Speaker 1: would do the password thing. It wasn't my email, it
Speaker 1: was I thought they would get the passwords and find it.
Speaker 1: So for some reason I called Andrew because I thought
Speaker 1: he knew someone in Instagram, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I needed to help me, and he was like, well, well,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, let me check Reddit. I said,
Speaker 1: where are you checking Reddit? He goes because if it's
Speaker 1: not on there, you're good. He's like, but one is
Speaker 1: getting on posted on Reddit. He's like, do you think
Speaker 1: anything's bad? And I was like, do I think anything
Speaker 1: is bad? So then I call Alex freaking out, and
Speaker 1: he's like, why do you even care? Like this isn't
Speaker 1: even a bad look for like what you do for
Speaker 1: a living. And I was like, bro, yes it is.
Speaker 1: So I was about to say, when my nude went
Speaker 1: all over the Reddit, then it was a good one
Speaker 1: that you had. What if mine isn't good? Well? It
Speaker 1: was also weird because it was from when I was
Speaker 1: eighteen years old. So it was just it's clearly old.
Speaker 1: You're is clearly old. I am thirty years old. The
Speaker 1: fact that a nude is circulating Reddit from when I
Speaker 1: was eighteen living in Atlanta, before my titties even started dropping, Like,
Speaker 1: get the funk out of here. You're just lucky it
Speaker 1: was good, dog, because it could be bad. Well, I've
Speaker 1: got some are good. I don't send out bad one,
Speaker 1: so I don't have bad ones, but I have in
Speaker 1: my phone, like I'll go through That's what I'm talking about. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't send out bad ones, but I'm like, I've
Speaker 1: got ones that maybe like that that didn't get sent out,
Speaker 1: and if they hacked the eye cloud, let me go
Speaker 1: through that. Actually the day like bro, speaking of that ship,
Speaker 1: I was talking to a whole girl of mine who
Speaker 1: like made like sex tapes with like a guy she's
Speaker 1: been dating for a while who's famous, and she was like, yo,
Speaker 1: he wants us to videotape them on like he doesn't
Speaker 1: care about her, he doesn't think that she'll expose him
Speaker 1: because they've been in a relationship for a minute. But
Speaker 1: he's just worried they'll get hacked. So she said they
Speaker 1: fucking went too best Buy, and they kept telling the
Speaker 1: girl night vision night vision, and she was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I see what y'are saying. So then it's just that
Speaker 1: the girl was trying to help her, like to like
Speaker 1: tell her how to basically like make the sex tape.
Speaker 1: And she said that there's so many of them that
Speaker 1: require USB or SD cards that they had to get
Speaker 1: such an old one to actually get tape footage. I
Speaker 1: was about to say, like, and then even if you
Speaker 1: get it on a tape, how do you play it? Like,
Speaker 1: there's not even DVD players. DVD players were after people
Speaker 1: using past so but but that's still connected to the internet.
Speaker 1: I still think there's a cloud for PlayStations and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there there's some PlayStations. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So this is what they came up with. Um it
Speaker 1: wasn't Christmas. I'm sorry they did it for like one
Speaker 1: of their birth days. So he plays ball, and um,
Speaker 1: he's like all around the country, right, but he is
Speaker 1: someone who's like no, and so I get why he's scared.
Speaker 1: But sometimes I feel like, did they really be in
Speaker 1: their head too much about getting exposed? Are they thing
Speaker 1: is paranoid? I mean, it's not even that to be well,
Speaker 1: not only extortion um like I don't know, niggas will
Speaker 1: claim they lose millions, Like when I was a blogger,
Speaker 1: I did a story and post