WEBVTT - Ep 258: Bionic Bish (Ft. Dayna) 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:09.080 Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decisions. Hey, guys, 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:13.600 welcome to another episode of Horrible. This is the home. 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:18.200 I'm your girl, man to beat Oka saying okay, full corpumps, Okay, 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:22.160 deep beach. And if you weren't tired of hearing a solo, 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:26.400 we have a guest. Hey, Hi are you Latina? I'm 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:32.519 gonna guess I'm Italian? How are you? I was like, okay, this, 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:35.280 I got that a lot um and I always have 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:38.120 to like disappoint I was like, white boring, but you, 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:46.720 I mean, I mean so okay. But you know what 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:51.040 I'm like, is this poc damn not a white woman. 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:54.080 And I mean, you're probably like the fifth one on 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:58.440 the podcast in the last seven years. I don't nuts. Yeah, 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:02.760 I'm not gonna lying you weren't giving white woman at all. 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:05.560 Maybe it's the late tex I was about to say, y'all, 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:09.840 y'all are watching this on YouTube. This is probably the 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:13.240 best you're probably the best dressed guests. I would say 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:18.200 you came into motherfucking you came in no honored. I 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:21.679 was so nervous, And because you guys are like sucking 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:24.640 podcast royalty, I'm obsessed, and like I felt like I 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:27.000 had to brand, like with COVID, you know, like I've 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:28.840 been inside of maybe like a games, a little bit 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:30.120 of weight. I wasn't feeling so good and I was 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:33.440 wearing gaining in your chip straight to your tips. I 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:35.360 was wearing, you know, just like my normal leather liggings 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:36.880 in a shirt and I was like, what the fuss, 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:39.360 I'm gonna wear a late tex like bring it. It's 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:42.039 horrible decisions. I love this. You were supposed to be 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.120 on our show. We met you and we were ironically, 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:46.760 we're doing a white podcast. It was Whitney and damn 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.800 what the other Wednesday Martin Wednesday Wednesday Martin's pod and 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:51.720 she has a book that actually someone gifted me, which 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:54.600 is crazy. Um. And we ran into you in the 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:55.840 lobby and we were like, oh my god, we have 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:57.720 to have you on. So two years later, so damn 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:06.440 bionic woman. But how and why? Bionic bit? I was 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:10.760 trying to but you don't ever have to be worried 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:12.840 about being PC offending me. You could be like, have 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:18.000 you ever shoved your arm up? Someone's asked like I literally, um, 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:21.080 but yes, I was born and missing my left arm. Um, 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:26.800 right below the elbow, and I went like, um, like 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:29.760 maybe twenty five years without a prosthetic. Like they tried 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:31.000 to give me them, and I was like, fun that 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:32.640 I don't want that. Um. Like I was a kid, 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:34.359 I would like rip them off. I actually hit a 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.000 kid in the head in pre school and got kicked 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:40.360 out with my Well maybe you know she should be angry. 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:41.800 He was talking about it. We got to give you 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:44.280 a pa resemblesh it I can't remember, Like my mom 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:45.839 said that he called me a robot arm or something, 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:47.639 so she had to pretend to be mad. But then 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:51.320 like she was like, but than because I don't like 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:54.239 the prosthetics that have like when I see people, Yeah, 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:58.040 because you know what I would do they it was 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:01.240 it was called a a mile electric arm, I think 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:03.800 or something like that, and it was, um, kind of 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.120 like it functions like this, but I had like this weird, 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:08.680 nasty like skin thing over it that's supposed to look 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:12.200 like skin. So wait, was it giving dildo like it 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:17.519 was giving dildo? It was. It wasn't giving dildo. But 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:20.560 but you know how even depending on the material of 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:24.600 a dildo, some of them capture lint like crazy, is 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.720 that what you're prosthetic exactly what you're talking about. And 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.160 that's why I always condom the dildo no matter what. 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:36.440 But you get like cat hair balls in my vagina sometimes, girl, 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:41.200 just know I literally So I learned that the way 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:43.680 to keep like fuzz and lint and hair off of 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:46.640 those dildos is to put it in a velvet that 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:50.040 like a little velvet bag. So there's actually if you 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:53.320 guys go to the sex store, there's lint. There's velvet 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:55.760 bags to put your dildos in so that you don't 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:58.640 get your cat hair or lint or dust on those 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:01.280 types of that. I'm thinking about it. When I get 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:03.440 a sex way, it probably does anal plugs come in 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:06.640 like those smelledet bags, and then to keep it away 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:08.640 from my let's throws them out and then puts it 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:11.040 in a drawn romantic what I want to like master, 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:14.360 I don't want any to open any ship like having 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:15.560 one hand as hard enough as it is, I just 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:20.719 want to grab it. Like, so you're since we've I 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:22.560 was gonna say, like ran into you that day, like 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:25.200 you're married now I am. How do you meet your wife? 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:30.680 I met her on bumble Really come and give us 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:34.839 well I'll give you a realty and she'll probably kill me. 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:38.880 But I don't actually give a FUX because like, I 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:42.279 like you guys, and it's it's for the career. I 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:44.200 need people to go listen to my pody. Yeah, what 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:47.560 is it? Well she went and let's talk about it. 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:52.320 She was married and on bumbled BFF. But nobody's sucking 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:54.960 on bumbled BFF for friends. Like, I just feel like 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:59.039 you were really going to my mother. I was when 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:00.680 I first moved to New York. I was like, I'll 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:02.680 just download bumble BF and I found girls to go 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:04.360 out and hang out. And then did you go down 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:07.160 on them? No, you went down on a lot of bitches. Bro, 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:11.039 you're telling them you didn't go down on them, But 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:12.920 can I be honestly you're still wanting to be friends 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:16.120 that I was. I was looking for women on another app? Anyway, 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.920 were you looking for like so on bumble BFF? Right, 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:22.320 if you're looking for friends. When you were looking for friends, 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.040 you still was swiping if they was attractive though, right, 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:27.000 Like you wanted your friends to be But that's trying 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:29.640 to be able to get in the club. So like, 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:31.240 if I would have swiped on, you haven't been like, Okay, 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:36.080 her titties don't get us in what you have to 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.560 think about. I don't care how shallow that is, bitch, 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:40.080 If you want to go out in New York. And 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:42.800 this also, there's two different things. Attractivity may not be it. 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:45.600 You gotta just be flying. I believe that because I've 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:47.359 heard some friends, like I have a lot of friends 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.279 that are big in l A. They'll say something like, 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:50.800 oh oh, if I go to this club, I ain'tta 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:52.440 get in whatever. In New York. You just gotta be 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:54.760 flies buck in your head. Yeah, because I was big 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:57.799 getting into into places. But it's also because I normally 0:05:57.880 --> 0:05:59.760 knew the nigger and the club with the most money, 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:02.240 or knew the owner, I knew the promoter. But I 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.279 was I was running these New York streets. Is a 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.200 big bitch, at least in the in the places that 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:07.840 I wanted to be, not a meat back. And that's 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.640 why me and Herd stopped partying together Greenhouse and sh 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:14.640 But on the nigga nights, I wasn't going to the 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.560 White Party's. I was at Greenhouse on Mondays, I was 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:21.279 no Griffin Monday's Greenhouse was I think Thursdays like it 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:23.680 was when all my people was in there. I never 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:26.600 tried to party. People was turning to be away. I 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.320 was like, no, your big bitch as could go some 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:33.520 Well take you out to West Village. Now we're newer 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:36.719 on bumble VFF. Were you looking for pussy? Okay? So 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.600 I didn't, I claim, And this is I had no 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:41.920 idea that I was on bumble BFF. So like, this 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:43.560 is where the story gets wear because I think she's 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:46.640 fucking full of ship that she was on bumble BF 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:48.800 because why I don't have I have enough friends buried 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:51.480 another woman. Yes, I don't need any more friends and 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:53.720 I wouldn't go on the internet to find them. So 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:58.560 I don't understand how we match, right, But her claim 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:00.960 claim is that she is looking for friends. Right, So 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:04.800 we go on a date and I date we got 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:08.560 to get her on alsam and no, oh my god, no, 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:12.080 And I was that's what I did on my first one. See, 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:13.640 that's how I funk all the girls. We went to 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:18.560 a spot. Are you serious? That's how you okay? Okay, 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:21.880 So you go on your quote unquote date, right, um? 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:24.680 And I was like, I'm a Saxon dating writer. And 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:27.080 before that, I was just like the biggest sucking hore 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:29.760 Like I did not take any date seriously, I went 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:31.840 on a date with anybody to write about it. Also, 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:33.240 like a lot of pressure. And I don't know if 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.280 you guys feel this way, because if it's part of 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:37.880 your career to like talk about it, sometimes you got 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.760 to do it for the story there was. It's a 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:43.360 party of care to talk about it. I mean, well, 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:47.320 we used one of the things that we like our excuses. 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.680 We're doing it for research purpose. That's what we did 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:52.600 a lot of you know, they were on this podcast 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.920 Dana right. Yes, I wouldn't if I was pronounce the wrong, 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:59.560 but feel you the A few weeks ago, I had 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:01.880 an episode where I talked about Plan B in this 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:04.560 crazy as story. Last night I was on the phone 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:06.920 shot at me and talking about how this episode performed, right, 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:09.720 and I told him the full on story about this 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:12.320 guy fun reactor only came to me and he was like, yes, 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:16.480 what do you think this is? That's horrible? And you 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:20.040 got a discount on the Plan B. Right, Yeah, it 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:22.320 was an employee discount thanks to whoever she was. But 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:23.960 you're right, though, there is like a little bit of 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:25.600 pressure to where you kind of feel like you ought 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:29.000 to be out there. It's yeah exactly. So I was 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:32.200 going on like a lot of dates without necessarily a 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.200 care and I can be a little sociopathic con trolly 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:36.280 like and just like not like I will just show 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.640 up and don't I don't really, I wouldn't really care 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:40.679 that much. But this, you know, I swiped on her 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:43.520 and I was like, wow, she's gorgeous. She was older, 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:48.000 and I was like, okay, so I took this one seriously. 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:50.920 I you know, I had like a prim little martini first, 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.680 and I you know, it went to the wing. I 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:55.400 took a shower and street in my hair and I 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:57.160 was like cute, Like I'm taking this seriously. I didn't 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:58.640 wear like a slutty ass outfit or were like a 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:02.800 nice little dress, and she was like nice. She was 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:04.559 very very nice. She was a gentleman. She opened the 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:06.439 door when we pulled my chair out for me, all 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:08.400 the things that I really appreciate. And then as we're talking, 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:10.000 she's like blah blah blah blah blah my wife. And 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:13.800 I was like like short circuited, and I was like, 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:18.440 what is this an opening? And he's like waiting for 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:20.319 someone to come out with a camera or something, and 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.559 she was like, oh yeah, I'm just looking for friends 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:26.360 right now. And then I was just like home at Martini, bitch, 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:30.040 because you're not gonna have a wife much longer. And 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:32.480 she left her wife a month later? What a month 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:36.120 later later filing when I tell you you must have 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:42.480 got that tongue action, baby, maybe it might. Let be honest, 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.920 it is something different than maybe anyone else would hey, 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:47.800 But I just never felt like I just fell for 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:49.520 her like crazy, because like I said, I was going 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.800 on like all these days and like no one probably 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:53.600 would have expected me to get married. Was kind of 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:57.640 out a left field, and like I just like, and 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:59.480 we've been together for two years now. It wasn't like 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:01.440 a mannic thing where it was like quick, like we've 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:03.120 been together a while now, and I just love. Have 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:10.160 you been scared of karma? No? Well, the girl wasn't 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:13.040 very nice, and I pray for her. I am a 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:18.880 nice Italian girl, and I do pray for her. Uh stopping, 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:25.760 I'm I'm made husbands and I pray sometimes to like girl, 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:29.920 I would want to be in your position, prayed him 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:32.680 happiness now with the sex and dating writing just curious 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:35.440 because like that's your entry into this world. Like what 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:37.439 kind of stuff do you talk about? Is it specifically 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:41.200 like lesbian ship? Yeah? Mostly, although I somehow have like 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.559 all the viral essays that I've either given tips for 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.200 or wrote him out, it's all fucking blowjob stuff, and 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:49.160 I'm like, waste of my life? You get blow jobs? 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.240 Have you been by before? You gold star gay? Well? No, 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:54.400 I'm not gold star. I just I guess. I guess 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:55.920 I give a great blow job, and I love to 0:10:55.960 --> 0:11:00.480 suck dildos. Um, yeah, I love like a nice strap buses, 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:05.000 can I can? I ask you? So? When I have 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:08.560 my strap, one of the things that I really like, 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:11.680 just visually, I want the person that I'm about to 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:15.679 peg to suck my dildo. However, of course there is 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:21.400 no sensation clearly that I feel from it, and I 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.960 don't really want to suck dial does because the thing 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:27.640 that I like about blow jobs, and I feel like 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:29.520 we're only saying blow jobs because you're white. Because I 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:31.720 just say sucking dick. I don't think I've ever really 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:35.320 said blowjobs. I don't mean to say something I should 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:37.679 have just went along with it. Yes, I'm like, okay, 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:44.400 Like when I not black fishing. But when I sucked dick, 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.000 I think that the reason why I enjoy it so 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:49.640 much is because I love received, like getting the pleasure. 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:54.040 So why the hell do you enjoy sucking dildo? Because 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:59.880 I'm a sick, demented fucking I like really, when I 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:04.360 was gay out, when I had a girlfriend, like I 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:06.400 was doing the same ship. I don't know what it 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:09.319 why because it's fat, like maybe because you missed sucking dick. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.440 I don't know. I think it's like and it's nasty anyway, 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:14.600 that's her. Yeah, it's like a you know, like a 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:17.680 like a power and control thing like I like getting 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:22.959 my face fucked and just have a lot of people 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:28.960 in the room. No, wait, so do you guys, because 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:30.920 you're talking about face sucking, Like, could you do the 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:33.760 dildo like let's just say free standing or does it 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:36.080 need to be strapped? You needs to be strapped otherwise 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:37.240 I feel like it's like, I don't know, like a 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:42.000 fucking like it's just a cucumber. Yeah, okay, I guess 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:45.320 that makes sense. Why what about you don't you do anything? 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:48.400 You were just sting dildo's like in your hand, like 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:52.559 because we use the double dildo a lot. So okay, okay, 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:54.160 so would you suck it while it was like in 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:58.200 her I don't remember, but I just remember. I remember, 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:02.520 but I know I need one time because she was 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:04.720 sucked up. She's not gonna remember this, but it vibrated. 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:09.800 By the way you asked me on that episode we 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:12.120 had about plan B if her friend or someone asked 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:14.600 if her friends listen, not one of her home girls 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:16.880 leaving a message like, yeah, bitch, we still listen to 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:19.760 the ship was Where was that on YouTube? Where was 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:22.680 I don't know? Yeah, someone said it on like Twitter 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:24.319 to me, like, let's figure out if scissors still listen. 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:25.839 I said, I'll maybe her friends don't anymore because I 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:28.000 don't me. She was like, we listened. Bit So anyway, 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:30.199 there's this time where we were using like a vibrating 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:31.920 one and remember when it was in my mouth, Like 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:34.040 I feel that vibrating in my teeth, but I didn't 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:36.160 want to ruin the moment. Oh yeah, see that's weird. 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:38.680 It was weird. But I also like was like I 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.000 can't do like power on and off. Now, Yeah, I 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:45.960 feel like that would give you like anywhere it was 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:48.000 it was, it wasn't good. But anyway, actually being at 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:50.320 the dentist in the bedroom, I'm having an Ariola slip, 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:54.760 an Ariola slip. We need to watch we have We're 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:59.080 on ariola really big right now. It's look amazing. Thank you. 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.560 Maybe I've never seen them in this like no, I never. 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:05.000 I don't show cleavage about both like stupid hot, like 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:08.400 I can see that on Instagram. But I'm being off. 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:11.560 You know, I will say about you, you give this 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:13.680 very like I'm curious to know if you're a dumb 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:16.640 Every picture of yours looks very like. This outfit is 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:18.959 giving dumb but bionic bitch. I guess maybe it will 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:20.840 put it in by it too, but like, no, like 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:23.720 you have a like dominating like are you. I think 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:27.000 that I'm very dominating in like life and personalities, but 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.240 like in bed, like I want to be like slapped 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.440 around and choked and like called a level slide. Okay, 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:34.440 I was actually gonna say when you spoke about your 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:37.280 first date that wasn't a date and you said she 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:41.600 was a gentleman, So even giving that masculine role to 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:45.000 someone else led me to, yeah, this is the outfit 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:47.080 to throw me off. It's giving dumb. But when you speak, 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:54.520 I'm like no, it's giving horror now power like power bottom. 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:59.160 Let's talk about Yeah, what is it? Like? I don't 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:00.880 I'm not like a fem will wear like a frilly 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:03.960 little dress, like I'm always in like tight pants, but 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:06.520 like I'm still like a girl. You know what it's 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:09.120 It was an episode I think it was with Sophia 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:10.320 with an f that you had on and you were 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:13.280 talking about like how to ask out girls always have 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.280 a problem. It was so interesting because, like, I think 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:17.760 a lot of like politically correct people, especially like on 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:19.360 the internet, like where I work in the space of 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:22.440 writing about Lesbanis, was like ginger rules exist and it's like, 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:26.640 guess they like so like them. I like them. But 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:28.560 like when you're asking out a girl, right, it's like 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:30.480 kind of weird because it's like if I ask her out, 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:33.840 do I have to be the man? Right? That's that's 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:37.560 always so interesting And I love that you guys brought 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:39.280 that up because I feel like people are not walking 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:40.760 honest about that and it drives me not So how 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.960 do you have that conversation like or or or if 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:46.400 you're going on your non date date, like do you 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:49.280 all go dutch? Because you're both women like split a bill, 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:53.840 my pussy drives up. I killed myself like I would 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:57.120 never no split, no spot, I wouldn't even split with 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:59.360 a friend, Like that's just fucking ratchet, Like I'm so 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:01.920 I don't like it's just if you're inviting someone else 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:03.520 to have spent time with you and have a dinner 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:07.160 like I don't like that. No, I could dig it, 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:10.200 so damn that means I gotta pay the bill because 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:12.520 I'd be I'd be hollering at bitches like I'll send 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:15.200 them drinks. But now clearly I don't know how to 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:17.560 get past the drink like I could get buy you 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:19.920 a drink, now a holiday at you when we get 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:22.080 on the phone, I don't know how to talk to 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:23.960 them like a lesbian. Well you made the first move, 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.840 so I don't talk like don't it's just like, okay, 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:28.960 do we talk about our favorite shows? Like I know 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:31.280 how to engage in conversations with men that I'm trying 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:35.800 to shoot my dating. Most questions we have when it 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:37.920 comes to someone like dabbling in the pool of pussy. 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:40.920 It's ship like this and we've only had one, like 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:42.680 for real, for real gay bite on. Shout out to 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:45.480 my girl Kristen and I feel like and when I 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:47.280 say for real gay bitch, I mean in terms of 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:50.160 like someone that's like actively dating a woman in present day, 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:52.000 you know, like most of the people we have on 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:54.200 are like buying, open and free and slutty, just like 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.720 we all are. But yeah, I do want some some 0:16:56.800 --> 0:17:00.680 of the answers to this struggling what's the answer to that? 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:02.840 How do you ask a woman? Oh? Okay, so this 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:05.280 is just like for me personally, so like, don't come 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:07.439 from me the sat that work for you, but like 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:08.720 it has, like and I do have a lot of 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:10.399 like dating if I should on the internet, and it 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:14.240 has worked. But like so I am I'm very sexually 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:19.879 aggressive and um like I have just again like I 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:22.160 maybe missing a chip, Like I don't really care about 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:27.040 rejection or anything, like I'm not missing something you hate 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:28.320 me and YouTube like damn bite, why do you have 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:32.040 to make the missing something to Oh I didn't even 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:40.080 catch you? Okay wait, I was born missing an arn't 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:44.359 and a chip, And like I just don't care because like, 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:46.000 if I'm attracted to a woman, like I will just 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:47.320 walk right up to her and be like can I 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:48.880 buy you a drink? Did you do that? With him 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:53.359 and yeah, I just give zero. I don't care, and 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:55.920 like if I'm wasted, it's probably maybe not the most 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:57.920 becoming thing to do, but like I'm just like want 0:17:57.920 --> 0:17:59.960 to funk, Like I just don't care, Like I think 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:03.080 there's so much pressure on I could do that thought. 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:06.560 And like when I'm joinking a girl is flirting with me, 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:08.919 I'll just let them know I eat your pussy in 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:11.640 real life, Like I let them know that I will 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:15.560 eat your pussy. That is aggressive. I want to get inside, 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:18.440 Like how do you tell like how do you court 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:20.520 in data woman? Do you invite a woman on a date? 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:22.800 How do you outside of me telling her? Damn I 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:25.280 should out of you? Would be easy. I could tell 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:27.320 one all day long? Okay? How do I make it 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:29.200 not about sex and just take them out on a 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:32.800 date without it being weird? Okay? So I think this 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:35.360 is where the gender thing kind of comes in. Where 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:37.200 this is like where it's like politically incorrect, and I'm like, 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:38.600 if you're the man or the girl, but I don't 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:40.880 get I'm just gonna do it. So like I if 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:43.879 I ask a fam out like such as, what of you? 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:46.480 If I wanted to take you out? I would say 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:48.960 like I'd love to take you out or whatever, like 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:51.000 can I take you to dinner? And we would just 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:53.600 talk like normal. However the funk we would talk wherever 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:57.119 that that's about like makeup or our assholes or like 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:00.720 with your friends. So out with your friend, but you 0:19:00.800 --> 0:19:03.159 kind of want to suck your friend, and like I 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:07.119 would pay the bill because I asked you out right, 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:09.280 And then then I feel like fam on fam it 0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:12.800 gets a little like turn taking if you like, if 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:15.120 you are seeing each other frequently, maybe like you'll pay 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:17.240 next time, like I think, But I just think bill 0:19:17.240 --> 0:19:21.680 should never be split ever ever, ever ever ever um. 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:23.879 But like in terms, I feel like people think that 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:26.439 just because like you're fem on fem, maybe there's going 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:29.760 to be like a clear dynamic. I think conversations like 0:19:30.280 --> 0:19:33.720 for me personally, have always ended up the same exact 0:19:33.920 --> 0:19:36.240 ship the way you would talk if you're out with 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:38.240 your friend, you just happen to want to funk this woman. 0:19:38.560 --> 0:19:44.640 I think it gets complicated when you're like really good answered. 0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:51.239 Now on the other end, what I would want to, 0:19:51.280 --> 0:19:53.840 like just to become bat of here. I've been watching 0:19:53.840 --> 0:19:55.560 the New Sex and the City and just like that, Yeah, 0:19:55.760 --> 0:19:58.480 people are freaking out about Shadeas and I'm like, okay, 0:19:58.520 --> 0:20:03.560 she cut cute. I have trauma. Trauma because if I 0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:05.199 had a dollar for every time someone told me I 0:20:05.200 --> 0:20:08.360 look like Sarah Ramrez, who is the fucking girl who 0:20:08.359 --> 0:20:11.399 plays t Daz, I would buy a birken bag. Like 0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:15.399 I cannot like, actually don't say her. I shudder. I 0:20:15.440 --> 0:20:19.000 want to kill myself. Thank you. I don't think have 0:20:19.040 --> 0:20:22.399 you watched it yet? Um I watched. Basically, her character 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:25.720 is this like butched but like like this lesbian that 0:20:25.840 --> 0:20:27.679 also is giving you the vibe that they're like going 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:29.240 to take control. But a lot of people do that, 0:20:29.320 --> 0:20:31.360 like enjoy that stud ship when they're like a young 0:20:31.440 --> 0:20:33.520 m a vibe. Right, let's go back to our democrats. 0:20:34.040 --> 0:20:35.720 Was my neighbor for like a while, and I always 0:20:35.720 --> 0:20:37.160 tried to suck her and she just did not pay 0:20:37.160 --> 0:20:39.760 any attention to me. And I never heard my birthday 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:41.439 party and she was like she didn't pay any attention 0:20:41.480 --> 0:20:43.080 to me either. At the drink conft, I tried to 0:20:43.080 --> 0:20:44.959 buy her a drink. I was like, I'm good, so 0:20:45.359 --> 0:20:50.520 I the tiniest. The girl was tiny, tiny, like smaller 0:20:50.560 --> 0:20:53.040 than me, tiny like tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny because you 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:55.480 guys both have big titties and asked and I'm just developing. 0:20:56.040 --> 0:20:58.520 But but this was when I was like, oh, I 0:20:58.560 --> 0:21:02.760 wonder if she wants them, because she could take it, 0:21:02.800 --> 0:21:05.879 you know what I mean. Whatever, But he's giving super 0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:09.600 stud And so with those types of lesbians or studs 0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:12.480 or whatever, what would your advice be for someone attracted 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:16.080 to them? Okay, so if they're not making the first move, 0:21:16.160 --> 0:21:18.080 then I think that they're full of ship and shouldn't 0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:22.879 be stud But you're gonna take their hair, interested in 0:21:22.920 --> 0:21:25.600 the strap, asked me out and pay? They may not 0:21:25.760 --> 0:21:27.960 know you're You're like, right, no, So I've hit on 0:21:28.000 --> 0:21:29.560 a lot of women like that too, because I'm an 0:21:29.600 --> 0:21:33.399 equal opportunity split and I think that a lot of 0:21:33.440 --> 0:21:35.600 like a lot of times, like people like that put 0:21:35.640 --> 0:21:37.600 a lot of pressure on like the more masculine woman 0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:39.080 to do those things. And you're right, like, you don't 0:21:39.080 --> 0:21:41.120 know if you are. They might not know if you're 0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:44.040 into them, so it's quite flattering when you make the 0:21:44.080 --> 0:21:47.040 first move. However, that's so bad as soon as they 0:21:47.080 --> 0:21:49.920 find out I'm bisexual, they're not really I feel like 0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:53.360 they like buys better, not the ones that I don't 0:21:53.359 --> 0:21:54.840 think they like buys better. I think they want the 0:21:54.840 --> 0:22:00.560 straight girl. Oh and I can only say that shout 0:22:00.560 --> 0:22:03.440 out to my friend Vinnie, who loves him a straight 0:22:03.520 --> 0:22:07.639 man who's curious about touching dicks. He Vinnie eats that 0:22:07.680 --> 0:22:10.399 ship up. Vinnie as a friend of the show and 0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:12.960 or uh, I was gonna say assistant or a tour 0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:15.680 to our manager, whatever you wanna call it. But Vinnie 0:22:16.200 --> 0:22:18.399 will go out with me to straight bars over a 0:22:18.400 --> 0:22:20.440 gay bar because you know there's someone in there that 0:22:20.520 --> 0:22:22.320 might be curious. And I think it really gets him 0:22:22.359 --> 0:22:25.520 the funk off. I just don't. I mean, I understand it, 0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:27.760 I just can't. But it's just so not something. I 0:22:28.080 --> 0:22:30.359 don't like it either. If you're not attracted to me, 0:22:30.520 --> 0:22:32.520 I don't want to like. I don't want you to 0:22:32.520 --> 0:22:35.719 become attracted same. I'm not going to try to convince 0:22:35.760 --> 0:22:38.320 you now anyway, ask the butch out and then she 0:22:38.359 --> 0:22:42.920 should probably pay. I agree, yeah, And then I feel 0:22:42.920 --> 0:22:44.760 like that's a more clear dynamic where you could be 0:22:44.800 --> 0:22:46.840 like the cute little flirt and then it's like not 0:22:46.880 --> 0:22:49.320 as ner wracking on a date because the roles are 0:22:49.359 --> 0:22:52.320 more obvious now. In our horrible decision, is more about 0:22:52.359 --> 0:22:54.080 sex questions for me with you. But the last thing 0:22:54.119 --> 0:22:56.399 I want to know is how you got proposed to 0:22:56.640 --> 0:23:00.240 and how married lesbian life is. I got proposed you 0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:03.960 um at a winery, which is like the most basic 0:23:04.160 --> 0:23:05.919 thing that I'll ever do in my life. But it 0:23:06.000 --> 0:23:12.440 was just like so fucking I did um. I we 0:23:12.920 --> 0:23:14.800 I went with like a group of my friends and 0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:18.280 my wife doesn't drink um and I'm like a severe, 0:23:18.359 --> 0:23:21.440 raging alcoholic. But it works out because she like drives 0:23:21.480 --> 0:23:28.120 and likes and like crackhead friends. So she was like, oh, 0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:30.240 why don't you go take a walk to the water 0:23:30.840 --> 0:23:32.840 and like I'll order a bottle of wine for you guys, 0:23:32.920 --> 0:23:34.520 And like I'm a I have like the dts at 0:23:34.520 --> 0:23:35.560 this point, I'm like, but I want the wine. Now, 0:23:35.560 --> 0:23:37.080 why can't I just wait for the wine? I don't know, 0:23:37.119 --> 0:23:39.360 And she was like, walk to the water and I'll 0:23:39.400 --> 0:23:41.640 bring you the wine. So now like my antenna's up 0:23:41.720 --> 0:23:43.560 because I'm like water have to away from a wine. 0:23:44.560 --> 0:23:46.479 So I'm like walking to the water and now sometime 0:23:46.560 --> 0:23:48.879 goes by and like we're all having a conversation. But 0:23:48.920 --> 0:23:50.639 my antenna was definitely because of the wine thing. But 0:23:50.680 --> 0:23:53.320 then she walks over with the wine and everything seems normal, 0:23:54.040 --> 0:23:57.120 and um, I just turned around and she was like 0:23:57.760 --> 0:24:01.719 on her knee and she was crying, and she's like 0:24:02.240 --> 0:24:05.520 not very emotional. She's really not. That's really specially when 0:24:05.560 --> 0:24:08.520 like you're watching the man quote unquote sorry gender rolling 0:24:08.600 --> 0:24:11.439 here at the wedding, I'll be like yeah. And it 0:24:11.520 --> 0:24:13.640 was just it was so raw and like to see 0:24:13.640 --> 0:24:16.639 her like that, because I can be very emotionally open 0:24:16.640 --> 0:24:18.639 and crying and whatever, but to see her just like 0:24:18.680 --> 0:24:21.120 that and like she just she could barely even get 0:24:21.119 --> 0:24:22.800 the words out. And she just said, like you changed 0:24:22.840 --> 0:24:24.720 my life. Would you do the honor of being my wife? 0:24:24.800 --> 0:24:26.560 Like couldn't even get the words out. And I was like, 0:24:28.600 --> 0:24:33.760 of course, I'm and your wife is held Wow, so 0:24:33.880 --> 0:24:35.960 your wife was ready to get married. You're a little younger. 0:24:36.000 --> 0:24:41.000 Do you guys want kids? Um? She does. I don't, 0:24:41.480 --> 0:24:43.280 And like I know that's like this is another thing. 0:24:43.280 --> 0:24:44.600 I feel like people are like, this is the most 0:24:44.600 --> 0:24:47.200 important thing. You should talk about it before you get married. 0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:50.280 But I'm like, should you though, because I feel like 0:24:50.320 --> 0:24:53.960 she I can get her to change her mind toxic 0:24:54.119 --> 0:24:58.800 take yes, I would saying I can't understand I would say, 0:24:58.800 --> 0:25:01.200 if it's a deal breaker, it's not a deal breaker. 0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:03.520 And I also think that's when he doesn't actually want that, 0:25:03.640 --> 0:25:08.399 because like she is so fucking selfish and if we 0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:11.479 get slightly inconvenient, she like can't handle it. So I'm like, 0:25:11.520 --> 0:25:13.480 you would literally like you just you would leave a 0:25:13.520 --> 0:25:15.480 kid in a bathtub, like when we're on a plane 0:25:15.480 --> 0:25:17.159 and she's like, well, why can't they just cover the 0:25:17.200 --> 0:25:19.280 kid's mouth and make us stop crying? And I'm like, 0:25:19.920 --> 0:25:23.600 we're not having kids, Like no, put a mask on it. 0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:25.960 But we'll see. You know what's funny about Jusian And 0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:28.000 I feel like that's Mandy's wib with kids. And I 0:25:28.000 --> 0:25:30.840 feel like Mandy's gonna have one. I think I told her, 0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:33.560 you know what, get me a nanny where I think 0:25:33.600 --> 0:25:37.359 in the abortion clinic, like I'm not having a baby, 0:25:37.560 --> 0:25:40.880 we'll speaking of baby Vanilla. Sh It's about fertility. So 0:25:41.520 --> 0:25:44.040 this is what really scared me because the night I 0:25:44.080 --> 0:25:46.240 had to plan and b it was a full moon 0:25:46.520 --> 0:25:48.120 and I saw this ship pop up and I said, 0:25:48.160 --> 0:25:51.480 oh my god, six during a full moon and other 0:25:51.520 --> 0:25:54.520 odd tricks are things that couples try in bids for pregnancies. 0:25:54.880 --> 0:25:58.600 So basically, um, you know, everybody's always looking it up, 0:25:58.640 --> 0:26:00.600 especially when they're having trouble, like could I do kind 0:26:00.600 --> 0:26:02.040 I left my legs up, gonna do this, and I 0:26:02.040 --> 0:26:03.840 do that. So this is everything not to do if 0:26:03.840 --> 0:26:06.639 you don't want to get pregnant. So things people do 0:26:06.680 --> 0:26:09.959 to get pregnant, cutting out cards, carbs, becoming a vegetarian, 0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:13.119 Full moon sex two thousand parents on a study of 0:26:13.119 --> 0:26:17.719 two thousand parents swore that they laid down with their 0:26:17.800 --> 0:26:20.240 legs in the air and they got pregnant. Tracking their 0:26:20.240 --> 0:26:24.919 ovulation cycle got them pregnant. UM sex in particular positions. 0:26:25.320 --> 0:26:28.000 I've heard of that one and this one. Losing weight 0:26:28.680 --> 0:26:33.600 increased chances of conceiving one intent, gave up smoking only 0:26:33.600 --> 0:26:37.400 a fifth, um quit drinking alcohol while trying to conceive. 0:26:37.760 --> 0:26:41.520 But the full moon ship is something that apparently has 0:26:41.560 --> 0:26:45.399 worked for forty two percent really in the study of 0:26:45.440 --> 0:26:48.120 two thousand. Now, I think it's because the full moon 0:26:48.240 --> 0:26:51.840 cycle can last longer, you know what I'm saying. But 0:26:52.040 --> 0:26:55.520 it's like lengths. You're like your ventral cycle too, like 0:26:55.840 --> 0:26:58.879 the moon girl people told me, because mine started on 0:26:58.960 --> 0:27:02.399 January one, my peer, my period just start early at 0:27:02.440 --> 0:27:05.160 the top of the year. But that's normally a thing 0:27:05.200 --> 0:27:07.280 with our cycles. Like at the top of the year, 0:27:07.600 --> 0:27:10.360 our cycle is picks whatever week it wants to come, 0:27:10.840 --> 0:27:14.520 and then it's there, and then I want to God 0:27:14.600 --> 0:27:17.640 every year, bro, your period is not gonna be on 0:27:18.560 --> 0:27:23.320 like regular cycles. It's not the my calendar. It literally 0:27:23.320 --> 0:27:26.200 will just pick which Like my ship came like two 0:27:26.200 --> 0:27:29.600 weeks early, bro, a the top of the year. I 0:27:29.720 --> 0:27:33.480 think mine sweeched at the top of the year. And 0:27:33.480 --> 0:27:35.440 I don't know why. Maybe after you do twelve cycles, 0:27:35.520 --> 0:27:40.040 they say, okay, bitch, just the moon, bitch, it was 0:27:40.080 --> 0:27:44.199 a new moon cycle. Oh, I guess the moon was 0:27:44.200 --> 0:27:49.440 still there. But but my ship came early to where 0:27:49.520 --> 0:27:51.119 when I thought I thought I was gonna come back 0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:52.800 from a ruby and get some dick. And I was like, 0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:56.520 this ship came early, but it was because it was 0:27:56.560 --> 0:27:58.440 the top of the year. Well, someone told because I 0:27:58.480 --> 0:28:00.920 tweeted about how the year started blood and his girl 0:28:01.000 --> 0:28:03.639 was like she was giving hotep. She was like, we 0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:06.640 see blessings to your sister because now you have your 0:28:06.920 --> 0:28:08.800 new movie cycle periods today. I was like, ntch, I 0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:10.679 was trying to get some new deep is what I 0:28:10.720 --> 0:28:14.840 tried to get. Okay, anyway, and you did. That's why, okay, 0:28:14.880 --> 0:28:17.959 and so let's move on to the horror job. Now 0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:21.200 you give sex tips um, even if it is blow 0:28:21.280 --> 0:28:23.560 job or second dick, which is so funny because you 0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:25.280 said you felt like you were saying blow jobs because 0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:26.960 she was here. One of the first things out of 0:28:27.000 --> 0:28:30.000 your mouth was niked Knight. What I say, I go 0:28:30.040 --> 0:28:31.439 on Nick and Knight. I would go on Nick and 0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:38.000 Night blow jobs because I mean, I said that. We 0:28:38.440 --> 0:28:40.880 I don't think we've said blow job this much on 0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:44.040 an episode. We say sucking dick, we say dick, and 0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:47.040 our our motherfucking mouse. We thought they wouldn't say so 0:28:47.120 --> 0:28:51.320 when giving the job, I will say, we say, but 0:28:51.320 --> 0:28:52.840 I think it's because you said blow jobs. So we 0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:56.040 were like, we know we're him to your guests. But 0:28:56.280 --> 0:28:58.480 the most uncomfortable Mandy ever made me with a white 0:28:58.480 --> 0:29:03.120 guest was sucking Lisa. Why because man, my friend, I know, 0:29:03.280 --> 0:29:05.160 but you were just mat her that day. I thought, no, 0:29:05.360 --> 0:29:07.800 I've known, we said. We sat on the pod and 0:29:07.840 --> 0:29:09.720 talked about how we've been in the same room and 0:29:09.720 --> 0:29:11.560 known each other for you know. She was like me 0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:13.120 and my nigga, and me and my nigga and I 0:29:13.160 --> 0:29:16.720 was like, oh, no, I know Lisa, like that's that's 0:29:16.880 --> 0:29:20.160 like my friends. And then she she didn't what's your besties? 0:29:20.240 --> 0:29:23.200 But like I've known her brothers, she should say brother. 0:29:23.320 --> 0:29:26.000 She's a white woman, should say brothers. I mean she 0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:31.080 should say brother. Noether for me, at least they say 0:29:31.080 --> 0:29:34.960 African American black. Thank god, at least she didn't say brothers. 0:29:35.720 --> 0:29:40.920 It was brother. What did it work? Because she was 0:29:41.040 --> 0:29:49.280 she sucks brothers and bored but yveliest man she was. 0:29:49.480 --> 0:29:51.280 She was my pick for when I say so we're 0:29:51.280 --> 0:29:54.480 talking about like her doing porn. But of course, I 0:29:54.520 --> 0:29:56.080 mean she doesn't want to sit there and be like 0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:59.680 black man. Why why she did it? All? Flat r 0:30:01.120 --> 0:30:04.960 I don't see it. I actually get more uncomfortable with 0:30:05.040 --> 0:30:07.200 brothers than I would black because and I think there's 0:30:07.240 --> 0:30:09.520 a thing where when people won't say black, like when 0:30:09.520 --> 0:30:11.720 people say African American, I'd be like, oh my god, yeah, 0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:14.760 I don't like what someone says African American because not 0:30:14.840 --> 0:30:19.320 all black people are African Americans. They could be literally Africa, Jamaica. 0:30:19.440 --> 0:30:23.520 They could be like, not all black people are. I 0:30:23.560 --> 0:30:25.720 just had to nicely explain this to my parents because 0:30:25.720 --> 0:30:28.160 my mom always thinks she's being very nice by saying 0:30:28.200 --> 0:30:30.880 African America. It was like, honey, no, and she's like, 0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:34.400 oh no, you don't say black it's not I'm like no, yes, Kent. 0:30:34.520 --> 0:30:36.320 She was like, oh good, all right, I want to 0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:41.680 say the right thing. I'm like nice. Yeah. Yeah. So 0:30:41.720 --> 0:30:43.520 maybe that's why many didn't say African American night it 0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:47.600 was nick and night because she was including everyone. Okay, 0:30:46.480 --> 0:30:50.160 nor best tip you think that your readers have responded 0:30:50.200 --> 0:30:56.480 to that you gave h Um responded to that. I 0:30:56.560 --> 0:30:58.880 gave glue your lashes on. If you're about to give 0:30:58.880 --> 0:31:01.240 a blow job, like a good one, be like really 0:31:01.280 --> 0:31:06.120 prepared if you're about to suck dick. Excuse me, Like, 0:31:06.320 --> 0:31:08.120 so this is one that like when I actually didn't 0:31:08.160 --> 0:31:09.880 write it, like I gave advice for it under my 0:31:09.960 --> 0:31:12.200 drag name, which is I need a spray tan Anita. 0:31:12.240 --> 0:31:17.320 Spray tan um Anita Anita, spray tan um. So like 0:31:17.440 --> 0:31:19.280 if you know that you're even if you're going to 0:31:19.360 --> 0:31:21.160 eat pussy, doesn't have to be this is what just 0:31:21.280 --> 0:31:22.720 happened to be like an article that I was asking 0:31:22.760 --> 0:31:24.880 about sucking dick, but like, be so because I feel 0:31:24.920 --> 0:31:26.960 like people are all up in like thinking about like 0:31:27.160 --> 0:31:30.080 my armpits smell is like my pussy clean this and that? Okay, 0:31:30.080 --> 0:31:33.120 are your lashes glued on? Is your hair in? Because 0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:35.600 I have different weave and different hair extensions that I'm 0:31:35.640 --> 0:31:37.200 gonna wear if I know I'm gonna have rough sex 0:31:37.200 --> 0:31:40.480 then night. Your lash is double glued. Have you showered 0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:44.080 after your spray tan? What kind of lipstick are you? Okay? 0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:47.440 Are you wearing like infallible lipstick, like the one that 0:31:47.440 --> 0:31:50.840 that dries whatever, because your lips are going to crash 0:31:52.160 --> 0:31:55.320 all over the dick. I hate it. That's the worst 0:31:55.000 --> 0:31:57.920 I talked about like when going to the sex club. 0:31:58.240 --> 0:32:01.320 Red lips are what you say far away from like 0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:04.080 there's certain you said she was given it was given 0:32:04.160 --> 0:32:07.520 hurt by the face when you talked about the Atlantisa 0:32:08.880 --> 0:32:11.040 you know, Oh yeah, So I made out with a 0:32:11.120 --> 0:32:13.400 girl in the club and she had red lipstick and 0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:17.320 it wasn't giving hurt, but my whole face was like 0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:19.680 red when I got to the People think that red 0:32:19.720 --> 0:32:24.520 lipstick is gonna be sexy, and it is. It is 0:32:24.600 --> 0:32:26.479 it is. I wear red lips on the pot all 0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:29.800 the time in certain environments. If you know you sucking dick, 0:32:29.840 --> 0:32:32.320 if you know you're gonna do a makeout session with someone, 0:32:32.560 --> 0:32:34.520 stay away from my lipsick. I mean I wasn't planning 0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:35.720 on it. I'm not a post to it, but I 0:32:35.840 --> 0:32:39.120 didn't think we're going to do that. It's giving no, 0:32:39.520 --> 0:32:41.760 But like I already like red lipstick, even when I 0:32:41.800 --> 0:32:44.840 wear it on a date. I'm like my mom actually, 0:32:44.960 --> 0:32:47.840 who just turned seventy. I was buying her some lipstick 0:32:47.880 --> 0:32:50.400 were at the store because I went to France. And 0:32:50.480 --> 0:32:54.280 as you can see by the hat, I know I'm 0:32:54.280 --> 0:32:56.440 gonna bring it up in every episode. I mean for 0:32:56.440 --> 0:32:58.800 for the last two months, y'all are just gonna hear 0:32:58.840 --> 0:33:07.240 France and every topic. P. B. Stanford Bury. Wow. Yeah, Actually, 0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:09.280 I bring it up so much of the joke. I 0:33:09.320 --> 0:33:10.760 was on the phone and someone said they couldn't hear me. 0:33:10.800 --> 0:33:13.000 I was like, I was traveling internationally. Maybe that's why. 0:33:13.000 --> 0:33:16.920 Maybe there's a kind stop anyway, So I said to 0:33:16.960 --> 0:33:19.440 my mom, So as my mom is always wearing these 0:33:19.480 --> 0:33:21.920 big wigs, and I said, Mom, like, you can't wear 0:33:22.280 --> 0:33:25.840 the lipstick that's creamy because the makeup pulls from right there. 0:33:25.880 --> 0:33:28.320 Like She's like, well, this is the easiest one to 0:33:28.320 --> 0:33:30.600 get off. So if you're kissing, or it should be 0:33:30.640 --> 0:33:32.560 this one. The mat is the one that makes a mess. 0:33:32.760 --> 0:33:35.440 And to be honest, she is right. She's right because 0:33:35.440 --> 0:33:37.600 the match is the one that's like supposed to stay 0:33:37.600 --> 0:33:39.760 on and it's like it's you gotta fucking scrub that 0:33:39.840 --> 0:33:41.920 ship even to get off and gets called all on 0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:46.240 the creases, so it's like so nasty. Yeah, so cream lipstick, 0:33:46.360 --> 0:33:49.680 I guess would then be the tip cram della cram. 0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:52.800 If you want something that will easily come off before 0:33:52.880 --> 0:33:55.280 your sucking dick or before you go to a makeout session, 0:33:55.720 --> 0:33:58.520 you want it to be the cream lips and glue 0:33:58.680 --> 0:34:03.520 on magnetic lashes magnazete. Weight of the magnetic lashes keeps 0:34:03.560 --> 0:34:07.000 them on, but the glue is like gives like extra insurance. 0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:11.640 I do the individuals magnetic Okay, So like magnetic lashes 0:34:11.719 --> 0:34:14.040 or something that you put on with like magnetic liners. 0:34:14.040 --> 0:34:18.120 So they like, man, I've never oh yeah, but I'm 0:34:18.120 --> 0:34:20.720 not one of the makeup girls. Yeah, the magnetic lashes 0:34:20.800 --> 0:34:23.719 are are big thing. And uh, my best friend who 0:34:23.840 --> 0:34:26.760 had breast cancer, uh when she was going through chemo, 0:34:27.320 --> 0:34:29.439 that's that's the one where she tried. My mom also 0:34:29.480 --> 0:34:34.000 tries to belueless. It's blueless. It's literally an eyeliner, and 0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:36.440 you just put the liner on and then the strip 0:34:36.480 --> 0:34:40.000 lash literally magnetizes to the eye line. There's no glue 0:34:40.000 --> 0:34:44.239 at all. But if you use glue, because you could 0:34:44.239 --> 0:34:46.680 easily just like pull them off with the magnet. Like, 0:34:46.760 --> 0:34:49.400 think about how easily you could separate. Nothing turn me 0:34:49.440 --> 0:34:52.359 off more if somebody's going down on me. And that's right, 0:34:56.680 --> 0:35:00.080 my ships be all over the goddamn sheets. Depending on 0:35:00.120 --> 0:35:03.040 how fresh my lashes are. You will see individual lashes 0:35:03.160 --> 0:35:06.440 all over my bed after a rough sex. Just was 0:35:06.480 --> 0:35:10.279 cleaning my apartment and um, when I came home, he 0:35:10.400 --> 0:35:13.840 had the lashes like on the inside of like the 0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:18.160 mirrored cabinet. I was so embarrassed. Before I've definitely done 0:35:18.160 --> 0:35:20.640 that before. You just like you said it on the side, 0:35:20.880 --> 0:35:23.160 you make a new lash for them. This was this 0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:25.239 was right. That is kind of sweet and that's like 0:35:25.520 --> 0:35:30.360 love now more the horrible decision. I do want to 0:35:30.360 --> 0:35:31.920 get into the sex, but before we do, I think 0:35:31.960 --> 0:35:34.040 it's important to maybe even touch on your coming out 0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:36.240 story a little bit. Sure, so tell us a little, 0:35:36.320 --> 0:35:37.839 but make it quick, because we want to hear about 0:35:38.040 --> 0:35:39.560 oh my god, okay, am I being a cacket on? 0:35:39.600 --> 0:35:44.120 Am I talking too much? No? No? I came out 0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:46.799 like when I was like twelve. I'm like I was 0:35:46.840 --> 0:35:51.000 just always like a hyper sexual, like fucking nymphomaniac animal, 0:35:51.040 --> 0:35:52.400 like I don't even know how else to put it, 0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:54.200 Like I didn't like I feel like some people have 0:35:54.239 --> 0:35:56.359 like nice like coming out stories, like I just knew 0:35:56.400 --> 0:35:58.160 love is love and I felt and I was like, 0:35:58.200 --> 0:36:03.000 now I just wanted to funk people and everybody by 0:36:03.120 --> 0:36:05.400 or lesbian. I came out as by but I feel like, 0:36:05.400 --> 0:36:08.000 you know, by now gay later like that was like 0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:14.120 my gap. Um yeah, And like I was out on 0:36:14.480 --> 0:36:17.399 my Space, and I wasn't out to my family because 0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:19.160 they're like Catholic Italian and I didn't think they could 0:36:19.160 --> 0:36:21.560 handle that. But I was like legit out in middle school, 0:36:21.800 --> 0:36:24.960 had a girlfriend, um, and just like never looked back 0:36:25.000 --> 0:36:26.880 and then came out like as a full dike in 0:36:27.160 --> 0:36:31.040 high school. What did your parents say that? I told 0:36:31.080 --> 0:36:36.200 my mom at the guynacologist because I had HPV and 0:36:36.440 --> 0:36:38.759 I was young. I was like eighteen or nineteen, and 0:36:39.040 --> 0:36:41.520 I was like really fucking scared because also like the 0:36:41.840 --> 0:36:43.600 guy to college is like shames the ship at you 0:36:43.640 --> 0:36:47.759 and makes you feel like the nastiest. So I got 0:36:47.800 --> 0:36:50.719 the call and um, I had to get my servis 0:36:50.760 --> 0:36:53.640 like scraped. And then I had pre cancer cell so 0:36:53.680 --> 0:36:54.759 I had to do this. So I was like, you 0:36:54.760 --> 0:36:56.440 know what, I'm freaking scared. I want my mom to 0:36:56.480 --> 0:36:58.080 come with me, like this ship is sucking scary, and 0:36:58.239 --> 0:37:02.000 I want my mom's valium prescription too. I don't want 0:37:02.000 --> 0:37:03.799 to see this. So she came with me, and for 0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:06.840 some fucking waxed out reason, I thought that doctor was 0:37:06.840 --> 0:37:09.360 gonna like tell my mom I had like a lesbian vagina, 0:37:09.960 --> 0:37:11.920 like I just don't know why. I'm like sitting there 0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:13.640 in the stirrups and I'm like he's never taking a day. 0:37:13.680 --> 0:37:15.520 I just like know for a fact, like I just 0:37:15.600 --> 0:37:17.760 think that I don't know. I So I'm like, mom, 0:37:17.960 --> 0:37:19.960 I also sleep with women. And she's like you have 0:37:20.000 --> 0:37:25.120 bigger problems than that right now, and like fucking great. 0:37:26.480 --> 0:37:28.239 So that was that, and then I told my dad 0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:30.000 because I asked him to drive me to the Pride Rade. 0:37:30.040 --> 0:37:32.080 He's like that's the gay people, right, and I was 0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:34.080 like yeah, and I was like he's like all you 0:37:34.200 --> 0:37:36.040 and I was like yeah. He was like if you 0:37:36.120 --> 0:37:39.279 get you gay. I thought it was going to be 0:37:39.280 --> 0:37:44.919 the most like terrified, the most unceremonious thing, like zero 0:37:45.080 --> 0:37:47.759 fox given. But you know, I do want to say, 0:37:47.800 --> 0:37:49.520 like I feel like sometimes when people have a great 0:37:49.520 --> 0:37:51.600 coming out story, because that's a good one, right, yeah, 0:37:51.719 --> 0:37:53.759 people like, oh well, we suffer the things. But I 0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:55.960 do want to normalize something. There are some good ones 0:37:56.000 --> 0:37:58.600 and we should definitely try to celebrate that ship because 0:37:58.840 --> 0:38:01.759 we've all heard the at least that ship. Man, I'm 0:38:01.800 --> 0:38:04.640 so lucky. My parents were incredible, and like it's probably 0:38:04.640 --> 0:38:06.359 one of the reasons I have such a big mouth 0:38:06.360 --> 0:38:08.000 and like can come on shows like this and talk 0:38:08.080 --> 0:38:10.000 because I had a really good support system. How do 0:38:10.080 --> 0:38:12.719 you tell your mom you were even puss? I think 0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:16.839 she knew. My mom also just said we've all done things. 0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:19.319 I think my mama any sumpussy to be probably did 0:38:19.400 --> 0:38:21.160 I think my mama pussy before? I feel like I 0:38:21.200 --> 0:38:23.440 found my mom said on this show she never didn't 0:38:23.440 --> 0:38:25.080 she say, she just will act like she did. She 0:38:25.160 --> 0:38:27.200 was saying something like that she's had three stoths, but 0:38:27.320 --> 0:38:32.399 she was like, I've never kissing is okay? Okay? So 0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:38.200 I want to talk about fetishize and fetishization because you're 0:38:38.239 --> 0:38:41.799 I'm assuming somebody that would show their arm or your 0:38:41.800 --> 0:38:45.279 hand on a dating app. Yes, what's some of the 0:38:45.280 --> 0:38:47.640 weird ship people have said? And do you feel like 0:38:47.640 --> 0:38:49.239 they wanted to go out on a date with you 0:38:49.360 --> 0:38:52.600 or you because of your own mostly men? Like I 0:38:52.600 --> 0:38:55.319 feel like that doesn't happen as frequently with women. But 0:38:55.440 --> 0:38:57.360 like when I was younger and I had dating apps 0:38:57.360 --> 0:38:59.760 like set to Men, it was always like the fucking 0:39:00.000 --> 0:39:01.600 a sty a ship, Like, what the fund is wrong 0:39:01.640 --> 0:39:04.000 with you? What? What was the craziest thing someone said 0:39:04.040 --> 0:39:08.240 that they wanted you to do with your arm to them? 0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:10.239 Just well, you know what that was? A woman was 0:39:10.280 --> 0:39:12.520 at the Dinah Shore. It's like the biggest lesbian pool party. 0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:14.879 I think, like in the world. What's it called? Did 0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:20.080 the Dinah Shore? We should all go back Dinah the 0:39:20.120 --> 0:39:23.120 golf bitch and then like Dinah Shore, like she's a person, 0:39:23.200 --> 0:39:24.799 and then like all the lesbians like started going to 0:39:24.840 --> 0:39:33.520 play golf, so they named it. Yeah, but I crave. 0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:38.480 I think it's like, yeah, um, I'll go to either one. 0:39:39.160 --> 0:39:41.319 I just love being in pomp strings with dikes, but 0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:44.919 so um, I'm just like and I was working because 0:39:44.960 --> 0:39:47.320 I worked for a lesbian magazine. I'm the managing editor 0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:49.120 of Going magazine. So I was like standing behind me 0:39:49.160 --> 0:39:52.239 a little booth and um like promoting the magazine and 0:39:52.280 --> 0:39:54.560 she walks up to me just and she was a 0:39:54.600 --> 0:39:57.480 black stude. She was super hot but just completely fucking 0:39:58.000 --> 0:40:00.400 dad asked like no sense of like irene e funny. 0:40:00.480 --> 0:40:02.160 She just goes like she's like, yo, can you funk me? 0:40:02.160 --> 0:40:04.280 With that robot arm and stickless fingers at my pussy. 0:40:04.320 --> 0:40:08.200 And I was like but just like no, just no 0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:12.640 cut and like a full mask stuff like might as 0:40:12.680 --> 0:40:17.880 well have had top surgery. Like like I like, I 0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:20.440 was just like hamming, am I no know? Like I 0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:22.800 I do well in these situations. But I was just 0:40:22.840 --> 0:40:25.800 so taken it back. And I was also like literally working, 0:40:25.880 --> 0:40:27.719 I have my stupid little like name tag on and 0:40:27.840 --> 0:40:30.919 like read Go magazine and I was like maybe later 0:40:32.920 --> 0:40:35.399 later that was in person and then just on dating 0:40:35.400 --> 0:40:39.720 apps would always be men that want pictures of the stump, 0:40:40.840 --> 0:40:44.080 so like this, I mean, well that is actually a kink. 0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:46.680 And I think we've talked about it. It was um 0:40:46.920 --> 0:40:51.600 where uh amputees? Uh So I mean you were born yeah, 0:40:51.640 --> 0:40:53.560 the way you were born but I'm still considered an 0:40:53.560 --> 0:40:56.920 ampute Yeah, congenital ampute A lot of people think that 0:40:56.960 --> 0:41:03.399 means right now, so they just think that you're missing 0:41:03.400 --> 0:41:05.040 a whole vagina. Yeah, I'm like, why do you got 0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:06.640 to call a congenital It would be like a Barbie 0:41:06.640 --> 0:41:11.160 post does that mean? So? Congenital amputee is when you're 0:41:11.200 --> 0:41:15.799 born without a certain limb, But emputee, I normally think 0:41:17.400 --> 0:41:20.120 somehow during okay, and they want to see the stump. 0:41:20.560 --> 0:41:22.480 They just want pictures up. They never like I think 0:41:22.520 --> 0:41:24.680 this is like the sexiest thing ever. I'm obsessed with it, 0:41:24.760 --> 0:41:26.040 Like this is the ship that I would want to 0:41:26.080 --> 0:41:28.880 see if I was a per get to that stage 0:41:28.880 --> 0:41:31.120 where you felt like what you thought it was sexy? Yeah, 0:41:31.160 --> 0:41:33.839 second I saw it, I was like, really, that's so good, 0:41:33.920 --> 0:41:35.719 Like I die for it, Like I just think it's 0:41:35.719 --> 0:41:38.480 like the most fashion thing. You said years without adult 0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:42.080 so it's only even three years? Did I did? I 0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:45.800 am robot? Like? Were was a movie? Was it something? 0:41:46.080 --> 0:41:51.640 Was it the technology? I like what you're saying, like 0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:55.279 did you want or Transformers? Did you watch something? And 0:41:55.320 --> 0:41:57.920 it's like, yo, I could I could be like a transport. 0:41:58.000 --> 0:42:00.960 I wrote this piece for Jezebel called getting Slutty at 0:42:00.960 --> 0:42:05.120 am camp and it was like about this like for 0:42:05.360 --> 0:42:09.319 kids with limb differences, and like how like we were 0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:11.279 all horse because I feel like everyone always thinks like 0:42:11.360 --> 0:42:13.759 disabled kids get together and they're like we're beautiful on 0:42:13.800 --> 0:42:16.080 the inside, and we're all like, like, I come on 0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:18.440 your chast or your ass. We were like nastiest when 0:42:18.440 --> 0:42:20.200 we were like little kids missing arms and it's like 0:42:20.239 --> 0:42:23.799 all we talked about. There was amp camp. It was 0:42:23.880 --> 0:42:26.720 called the Patti Ross Back Camp for Children with limb differences, 0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:30.640 what we call a camp. I wrote this essay and 0:42:30.680 --> 0:42:33.680 I had lots of like amputees reaching out to me, 0:42:33.719 --> 0:42:36.680 and that was what I realized, Like it sounds really corny, 0:42:36.719 --> 0:42:39.520 but like having a voice was powerful because like like 0:42:39.600 --> 0:42:42.200 a lot of girls with disabilities were like I never 0:42:42.600 --> 0:42:45.040 felt sexual before and you kind of like gave that 0:42:45.080 --> 0:42:53.320 to me and it was really like really beautiful. But anyway, 0:42:53.360 --> 0:42:55.200 this is this girl Angels Drew fre you as her name. 0:42:55.239 --> 0:42:57.280 She's an actor, she was in the Hunger Games. Reached 0:42:57.280 --> 0:42:59.439 out to me and was like I'm sucking obsessed with you. 0:42:59.600 --> 0:43:01.720 Do you want I have lunch? And I'm like yeah. 0:43:01.960 --> 0:43:04.320 She shows up to lunch in like this full fucking 0:43:04.520 --> 0:43:08.520 stormtrooper prosthetic. Like it's like bright white and like you 0:43:08.560 --> 0:43:10.600 can see like lights in it and ship and she's 0:43:10.640 --> 0:43:13.759 like drinking her wine with the arm and everything. And 0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:15.440 I didn't pay attention to where she said. I just 0:43:15.480 --> 0:43:17.560 stared at the arm the whole time. She's a fabulous person, 0:43:17.600 --> 0:43:19.799 but I was just like, where did you get that? Like? 0:43:20.160 --> 0:43:23.719 How do I make this happen in my life? Um? 0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:27.200 How much is it? I like eighty grand? Um does 0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:31.400 the insurance it does? It does? Um? I was very 0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:34.000 lucky to have insurance cover it. The fucking thing broke. 0:43:34.480 --> 0:43:36.839 And that's another thing I'm so dumb lying about all 0:43:36.840 --> 0:43:39.560 the prosthetic companies. You are. Prosthetics fucking suck. They all 0:43:39.600 --> 0:43:41.239 break because people they want to be like, oh I 0:43:41.239 --> 0:43:44.359 would go through the bionics thing night model and the 0:43:44.360 --> 0:43:46.000 thing breaks. But anyway, this is a new one. This 0:43:46.040 --> 0:43:52.319 is called a hero arm. The black yeah not not 0:43:52.760 --> 0:43:55.400 a lighten up? Yeah she lights up. Wait, let me 0:43:55.440 --> 0:43:58.120 ask how did those fingers just go down? I'm moving 0:43:58.120 --> 0:44:02.440 my muscles. Oh that's cool. Can you give us a 0:44:02.480 --> 0:44:09.400 piece sign? I can't you know? I used to actually 0:44:09.440 --> 0:44:12.360 I um one with like all these different electrodes, and 0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:15.279 I could move the fingers individually, but it's just exhausting 0:44:15.400 --> 0:44:17.480 because I have to move my muscle. Like think about, 0:44:17.719 --> 0:44:20.200 like what you have to do to make a piece sign. Okay, 0:44:20.200 --> 0:44:21.759 it's not that hard. That is in your hands, but 0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:23.719 if you had to do that with just using the 0:44:23.760 --> 0:44:26.759 muscles in your end of your elbow, it's hard. Look 0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:28.520 at me trying to see what the muscles feel like. 0:44:28.560 --> 0:44:30.640 I see what you're saying, right, I feel like everybody 0:44:30.680 --> 0:44:32.799 in their car is probably doing this. Show their hands. No, wait, 0:44:33.840 --> 0:44:37.280 sex with that hand? I take it off, take it off, 0:44:37.480 --> 0:44:40.040 damn you old finger nobody? What? Oh wait, is it 0:44:40.120 --> 0:44:44.439 water proof? It's water resistant, but what about what about 0:44:44.440 --> 0:44:47.200 pussy juice resistance? It probably would be, but then it 0:44:47.239 --> 0:44:49.279 would be it's black. It would like have you ever 0:44:49.880 --> 0:44:53.600 know with this with just like the stump, yes, which 0:44:53.600 --> 0:44:59.480 felt ridiculous and noting, would like fisting, but something I 0:44:59.480 --> 0:45:04.480 guess who asked for that? Did my girlfriend in college? 0:45:05.040 --> 0:45:07.040 She asked you to fix her with your stung? Yeah? 0:45:07.440 --> 0:45:11.520 Or sumper with your stung? Yeah? Did you feel her pussy? Yeah? 0:45:11.640 --> 0:45:14.160 You're feeling in your own yeah? Oh, I also have 0:45:14.239 --> 0:45:17.239 extra nerve endings like in my my arms. I hate 0:45:17.239 --> 0:45:18.759 the words stump. I just called my little arm, which 0:45:18.760 --> 0:45:22.080 I know it sounds gay, but like whatever, no, no, 0:45:22.400 --> 0:45:25.080 stuff does feel like it just sounds so fucking stupid. 0:45:25.080 --> 0:45:27.359 Feels like the M word. I don't like I don't 0:45:27.360 --> 0:45:30.120 know about Like no, wait, so you have extra nerve 0:45:30.200 --> 0:45:32.680 endings so it's more sensitive. Yeah, so like you hit 0:45:32.680 --> 0:45:35.320 your other elbow. Yeah, I'm cool with my arm is freezing. 0:45:35.320 --> 0:45:37.520 If I'm hot, my arms like really red hot, like 0:45:37.560 --> 0:45:40.040 if you like it doesn't like if I scratch it 0:45:40.120 --> 0:45:41.680 or something. It's not like I'm in so much pain, 0:45:41.719 --> 0:45:45.160 but I feel it more. Oh, well, did you enjoy it? 0:45:45.360 --> 0:45:47.279 I was about to say when you were something, did 0:45:47.480 --> 0:45:53.320 did you fucking stupid? Like I just was laughing. No, 0:45:53.480 --> 0:45:55.560 it was not. It was just not. Also, it's very 0:45:55.600 --> 0:45:58.400 awkward because like it's I have your elbow of the elevation, 0:45:59.200 --> 0:46:00.600 but it's like yeah, I had to be like it 0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:02.920 was just not a cute position. Is like leaning like 0:46:02.960 --> 0:46:06.560 a pancake, Like it's just like not cute. Um, it was, Yeah, 0:46:06.560 --> 0:46:08.960 it was worth a try, Like I'm glad I tried it, 0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:12.040 but it was it was not like an actual sex act. 0:46:12.040 --> 0:46:14.000 It was maybe like thirty seconds and I was like this, 0:46:14.000 --> 0:46:17.200 this is so stupid, Like did she enjoy them? I 0:46:17.239 --> 0:46:21.640 don't think so. I would have liked, like honestly, like 0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:25.400 I have um like a little bit of a hand 0:46:25.520 --> 0:46:27.320 like at the end of my little arm. It's like 0:46:27.360 --> 0:46:29.840 this little circling thing with like fingers and like I 0:46:29.920 --> 0:46:32.520 rubbed her a clip with it. One she really liked it. 0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:37.640 But I just feel so absolutely ridiculous, you know what 0:46:37.640 --> 0:46:40.240 it is because you know you have a full functioning, 0:46:40.239 --> 0:46:42.799 You've had yours, right, and I'm like, why do you 0:46:42.840 --> 0:46:45.799 need But I don't know. I don't it's not that's 0:46:45.840 --> 0:46:47.440 like the weird thing because it makes me feel really 0:46:47.400 --> 0:46:49.360 sexually empowered to have the arm, Like I feel like 0:46:49.400 --> 0:46:51.800 that's like my little ship. It's like I'm the girl 0:46:51.840 --> 0:46:55.880 with the robot arm, and but I don't use it. No, 0:46:56.040 --> 0:46:57.359 And also like I don't know what kind of germs 0:46:57.360 --> 0:47:00.560 are on the ship, like cleaning in our other hand 0:47:00.560 --> 0:47:02.719 because as poor as right, I don't know. It's not 0:47:03.400 --> 0:47:06.800 like when you like because sometimes like it malfunctions like 0:47:06.840 --> 0:47:08.399 I've got I got stuck on a stripper pole ones 0:47:10.920 --> 0:47:15.680 did how can you please? Can you please? Go on 0:47:15.760 --> 0:47:19.399 and share this story please. I Um, it was at 0:47:19.480 --> 0:47:21.839 this like I've never been to like an actual sex party, 0:47:21.840 --> 0:47:23.759 which I'm so jealous of, and my chids are flying 0:47:23.760 --> 0:47:26.319 out again. It was like a private, like sort of 0:47:26.360 --> 0:47:29.239 like kink party at someone's house and there was a 0:47:29.280 --> 0:47:34.319 stripper pole there. Um okay, so I'm like, let me, 0:47:35.200 --> 0:47:37.879 I've taken a few pole dancing courses. I can dance 0:47:37.880 --> 0:47:40.279 a little bit. So I had just gone it and 0:47:40.320 --> 0:47:42.680 I was drunk as fun and like on some other drugs, 0:47:42.719 --> 0:47:44.960 and I was just feeling really fly. You know. It's 0:47:44.960 --> 0:47:47.400 like when you feel hot, the universe is like, go 0:47:47.640 --> 0:47:50.759 kill yourself. So I'm like, I'm getting lots of attention. 0:47:50.840 --> 0:47:52.880 I probably have the biggest hits, and as there, I 0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:54.440 like really feel cool. So I'm like, I'm really going 0:47:54.480 --> 0:47:58.239 to send these people for it, Like I'm gonna, okay, 0:47:58.280 --> 0:48:00.880 clamp it on and then I do clip. Wait wait 0:48:00.920 --> 0:48:03.960 will you clapped your hand to the pole? Okay? I 0:48:04.000 --> 0:48:05.560 tried to do that really simple ship. I don't know 0:48:05.600 --> 0:48:06.960 what it's called, but it's like when you wrap your 0:48:07.000 --> 0:48:09.040 leg around the pole and then just spin down right. 0:48:09.080 --> 0:48:12.960 Everyone knows how to do that. Um. Yeah, I couldn't. Yeah, 0:48:13.080 --> 0:48:15.600 just did you have to take it off? So were 0:48:15.600 --> 0:48:17.880 you able to spin? Stop and down? And then I 0:48:17.880 --> 0:48:21.280 almost ripped my arm out of my own actual fucking 0:48:22.120 --> 0:48:25.200 shoulder socket. And then I'm like just standing there and 0:48:25.239 --> 0:48:28.600 I'm like, what do we do? Watch this animation? Right? 0:48:29.000 --> 0:48:31.160 So I removed my arm from the socket. Now it's 0:48:31.200 --> 0:48:32.680 just like a shriver pole with the arm, it's like 0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:36.759 holding onto it with a lot of people watching it. Yes, 0:48:37.880 --> 0:48:42.359 like you see him of modern art. It's just like, yes, 0:48:43.760 --> 0:48:45.799 luckily I have to carry the charger with me in 0:48:45.840 --> 0:48:49.919 case these things happen. And is closer is close enough 0:48:49.960 --> 0:48:52.120 to uh wish. I'm gonna call it the ship in 0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:53.520 the wall where you plugged it in. Don't tell me 0:48:53.520 --> 0:48:56.360 you plug your arm up? Arm up? And I charged 0:48:56.400 --> 0:49:02.920 it and then I put my arm back in. Let 0:49:02.960 --> 0:49:07.000 me get master at first, you want That's exactly what 0:49:07.040 --> 0:49:08.719 she said when she charged her How do you know 0:49:08.840 --> 0:49:10.719 the percentage of your hand? Like, did you know that 0:49:10.760 --> 0:49:14.480 it was gonna done? No? This one, well that's what 0:49:14.640 --> 0:49:21.000 happened and died in malfunction. Die This little liked just 0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:23.040 happened when I was far attending to That's what I'm 0:49:23.080 --> 0:49:27.760 saying this these this ship sucks so many fucking drinks. 0:49:27.760 --> 0:49:29.440 I'd go to hand someone and then I just couldn't 0:49:29.440 --> 0:49:30.759 hand it to them, and they'd be like, quit playing 0:49:30.800 --> 0:49:37.400 with me, and I'm like, I like one stop and 0:49:37.440 --> 0:49:39.120 you blanc and I'm like it would just be like, 0:49:41.600 --> 0:49:44.200 you know, that's really funny, and you know what, it's 0:49:44.239 --> 0:49:46.879 so crazy because like I feel like sometimes you don't 0:49:46.880 --> 0:49:49.040 want to laugh at these things. Oh you can laugh, 0:49:49.200 --> 0:49:52.120 but the ship is fucking hilarious, and do not laughing 0:49:52.520 --> 0:49:56.879 is really worse. Totally, Like this is hilarious. Absolutely, that's 0:49:56.920 --> 0:49:59.719 a great story. You're like you're crying, like everything is 0:49:59.760 --> 0:50:02.080 fun be funny. Like to me, there's nothing awful limits 0:50:02.080 --> 0:50:04.160 about like humor. I mean, I think that that's why 0:50:04.400 --> 0:50:07.840 we love, Like we love that we can laugh at sex. 0:50:08.000 --> 0:50:10.120 Like I think that that's what the show being even 0:50:10.160 --> 0:50:13.000 in comedy. Yeah, we teach your whole some ship, but 0:50:13.080 --> 0:50:16.480 to be able to laugh at ourselves in and talk 0:50:16.520 --> 0:50:19.120 about sex in a comedic way because it is funny. Yeah, 0:50:19.200 --> 0:50:21.920 a lot of the things that we do, Like I 0:50:22.000 --> 0:50:25.000 literally look at sex workers that are amputees or anything. 0:50:26.719 --> 0:50:28.920 I don't because I just wanted because you're in the 0:50:28.920 --> 0:50:31.759 space right of talking about sex and dating, and then 0:50:31.840 --> 0:50:33.759 I feel like people would want to connect with you, 0:50:33.840 --> 0:50:37.160 just like you did with the actress. It's like have 0:50:37.200 --> 0:50:38.520 they ever hit you up? And we're like, yeah, I'm 0:50:38.520 --> 0:50:41.799 about to sell some pussy. I don't. I find it 0:50:41.880 --> 0:50:45.520 hard to find like influencers or people like in this 0:50:45.560 --> 0:50:47.760 sand influencers is such a doochy word, but like people 0:50:47.760 --> 0:50:52.799 on the the internet that are disabled um or amputees 0:50:52.800 --> 0:50:55.719 that are like doing the same hole ship that I am. 0:50:55.840 --> 0:50:58.240 I'm not saying like I'm so great or I'm so unique, 0:50:58.640 --> 0:51:02.960 but it is like very an untapped sort of space, 0:51:03.000 --> 0:51:05.040 at least from what I'm seeing. Just because like I 0:51:05.080 --> 0:51:06.640 haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. So someone 0:51:06.680 --> 0:51:08.560 better not be like, well, you didn't mention me, but 0:51:08.760 --> 0:51:11.279 do you mind the word disability or disabled? I don't care. 0:51:11.280 --> 0:51:13.640 I can I also ask you then, in terms of 0:51:14.360 --> 0:51:16.200 what you just said, I would be jealous if there 0:51:16.280 --> 0:51:19.040 was though, like I would want to be the disabled ship. Sorry. 0:51:19.200 --> 0:51:23.040 When you're having conversations like again, we can bring up 0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:25.799 sex in the first conversation over text messages, do you 0:51:25.840 --> 0:51:30.160 find that sex and the relationship talk plays a back 0:51:30.200 --> 0:51:33.080 seat to people asking you about your amputee or your 0:51:33.200 --> 0:51:36.520 robot arm, or like, does that take the forward leading 0:51:36.640 --> 0:51:38.600 part of the conversations that you have with people? Because 0:51:38.640 --> 0:51:40.239 I feel like we were actually didn't talk about it 0:51:40.239 --> 0:51:41.919 as much as I thought. We took a long time 0:51:41.960 --> 0:51:43.520 to get to it, which I love because you you 0:51:43.600 --> 0:51:46.120 clearly had stories and we just you know, talked well. 0:51:46.200 --> 0:51:48.759 Clue because we're talking about eating. I imagine if we 0:51:48.760 --> 0:51:49.960 forgot about it, they'd be like, did you want to 0:51:49.960 --> 0:51:51.760 ask about the But like, do you find that people 0:51:52.160 --> 0:51:59.959 lead with talking about your bionic bitch ass before both 0:52:00.120 --> 0:52:03.400 or they bring up like just regular casual conversations. Do 0:52:03.440 --> 0:52:08.720 you mean like just like with any interaction. Yes, yeah, 0:52:08.719 --> 0:52:10.640 I kind of got to get it out of the way. 0:52:10.800 --> 0:52:14.000 It doesn't bother me, okay, I mean it is kind 0:52:14.040 --> 0:52:16.120 of like hard to to miss sort of, so it 0:52:16.160 --> 0:52:20.280 doesn't definitely doesn't bother me, but it's hard to Mostly 0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:23.239 it's like just innocent ship, Like what happened to your arm? 0:52:23.680 --> 0:52:25.200 That's fine. I mean I ain't gonnae can I be 0:52:25.239 --> 0:52:27.719 honest with you? I felt really bad. So we had 0:52:27.760 --> 0:52:30.359 guests here before you, and as they were leaving out, 0:52:30.400 --> 0:52:33.680 I just saw you standing there and I knew so literally, 0:52:34.360 --> 0:52:35.839 I knew you were our next guest because I looked 0:52:35.840 --> 0:52:37.680 down at your arm and I didn't know if you 0:52:37.680 --> 0:52:38.920 saw me look down at your arm. And then I 0:52:38.960 --> 0:52:40.640 felt really bad when I went to the bathroom, like, oh, 0:52:40.640 --> 0:52:42.759 that's our next guest, because I saw the arm and 0:52:42.800 --> 0:52:44.960 I just was like, damn, I really looked at like 0:52:45.320 --> 0:52:47.880 I normally don't like yeah, and I don't feel flatter. 0:52:47.920 --> 0:52:52.920 I thought you were checking me out. You were disability 0:52:52.920 --> 0:52:55.239 and I'm going to write a think piece about it. 0:52:55.280 --> 0:52:57.239 But no, like I mean clearly when you said that's 0:52:57.239 --> 0:52:58.759 the first thing that people noticed. I just wanted to 0:52:58.800 --> 0:53:01.120 know that's literally where people also feel the need to 0:53:01.160 --> 0:53:04.600 start the conversation because we we we see it almost 0:53:04.960 --> 0:53:07.759 or at least I see it as disrespectful to just 0:53:07.920 --> 0:53:12.359 lead a conversation with someone's disability often. So that's why 0:53:12.400 --> 0:53:14.600 I wanted to know if that's your experience with people 0:53:14.640 --> 0:53:20.560 it's either the tits or the arm, how does the 0:53:20.920 --> 0:53:25.120 conversation start nice tits and then they're like, oh damn, 0:53:25.640 --> 0:53:27.719 is that a glove? Yeah. I also had like when 0:53:27.719 --> 0:53:30.239 I was like, I had a guy not feel like 0:53:30.360 --> 0:53:33.400 I had one arm until we were like halfway. I 0:53:33.440 --> 0:53:36.480 was going home with him and he didn't realize that 0:53:36.560 --> 0:53:38.759 I had on arm and he was so distracted by it. 0:53:41.239 --> 0:53:45.160 How fucked up are you? Yeah? And it was actually 0:53:45.200 --> 0:53:46.799 kind of like kind of like hurtful because then he 0:53:46.840 --> 0:53:51.400 was like, mad, I don't fun with that, and like left. 0:53:52.239 --> 0:53:54.640 What I was gonna ask your worst dating experience? That 0:53:54.640 --> 0:53:56.879 sounds like it. I didn't really even want to suck 0:53:56.960 --> 0:53:58.400 him that I was just in college and just like 0:53:58.440 --> 0:53:59.840 doing what I thought I was supposed to do. And 0:53:59.880 --> 0:54:02.320 I was like my first week at a frat party, 0:54:02.360 --> 0:54:05.040 like I will go home with this guy. But yeah, no, 0:54:05.239 --> 0:54:07.719 my worst dating story is like I fucked this girl 0:54:07.719 --> 0:54:09.959 and she went into happy baby position after we fox 0:54:10.719 --> 0:54:14.719 that it was happy baby. It's like, okay, you like 0:54:14.800 --> 0:54:18.040 hold your like angles and then you're like ankles are too. 0:54:20.000 --> 0:54:22.840 And she was also like morbidly obvious, which is fine, 0:54:22.960 --> 0:54:24.799 no problem. Like I said, again, a lot of weight 0:54:24.800 --> 0:54:28.040 in quarantine, but I just be prepared for that. Yeah, 0:54:28.040 --> 0:54:30.000 you need to you really need to get a baby 0:54:30.000 --> 0:54:33.000 like when you're wiping. Oh wait, she just randomly did 0:54:33.040 --> 0:54:37.480 that after sex. Maybe that's her telling you she wanted 0:54:37.480 --> 0:54:41.640 more for anyone that's listening and you can't imagine it. 0:54:41.840 --> 0:54:43.560 I would just say, you're holding your legs open on 0:54:43.560 --> 0:54:46.720 your back. Yeah, you really didn't describe that. Well, okay, 0:54:46.760 --> 0:54:49.840 I'm sorry, I have one arm. I mean for the 0:54:49.920 --> 0:54:57.080 people listening that go to yoga, knew what you know? What? Okay? 0:54:59.080 --> 0:55:00.960 That No. I was just like, yeah, I go to 0:55:00.960 --> 0:55:02.640 hot yoga a lot, and this is a happy Baby, 0:55:02.640 --> 0:55:05.680 And I was like all right, and I was I 0:55:05.719 --> 0:55:08.000 was on like a pr trip, like I got this 0:55:08.200 --> 0:55:11.200 hotel stay somewhere, and I asked her to come with me, 0:55:11.239 --> 0:55:13.120 and we were like upstate in the middle of North Like, 0:55:13.120 --> 0:55:16.279 I'm stuck with Happy Baby. So I just went to 0:55:16.320 --> 0:55:18.600 the hotel bar and just like sucking, drank my sorrows 0:55:18.600 --> 0:55:20.919 away and just texted every single person I've ever met 0:55:21.120 --> 0:55:22.719 with no contacts, like I just sucked some girl and 0:55:22.760 --> 0:55:24.480 she went to Happy Baby like I have to kill myself. 0:55:25.560 --> 0:55:29.799 Not a happy baby, bitch, Phoebe. Damn. That was a 0:55:29.800 --> 0:55:33.000 good story. So the guy said, no, he didn't funk 0:55:33.040 --> 0:55:35.360 with that. Um, I'm trying to think what would be 0:55:35.400 --> 0:55:37.360 an ailment that would make you be a little nervous. 0:55:37.440 --> 0:55:39.240 I feel like for me, it would just be legs 0:55:39.320 --> 0:55:43.919 because of sexual positions. But I wouldn't stop myself. Oh yeah, 0:55:44.280 --> 0:55:46.239 I would say for sure. Like even when I put 0:55:46.280 --> 0:55:49.240 this athlete one time his foot, something's wrong with his foot, 0:55:49.600 --> 0:55:51.520 and so like the only position we could do was 0:55:51.560 --> 0:55:53.279 me writing, and I was just like, oh, this just 0:55:53.280 --> 0:55:54.800 isn't gonna work. So I was sucked the dick. We 0:55:54.800 --> 0:55:56.319 didn't even have sex, so I was like, you know, 0:55:56.360 --> 0:55:59.640 I don't like writeing dick, but literally his foot or 0:55:59.680 --> 0:56:03.240 ankle or something was messed up here and we couldn't 0:56:03.280 --> 0:56:04.920 do doggie position, and I was like, oh, yeah, this 0:56:05.000 --> 0:56:09.400 single work. I think about wheelchair sex a lot because, um, 0:56:09.440 --> 0:56:12.120 that really hot guy in Orlando. I think his name 0:56:12.160 --> 0:56:15.200 is Dayne. He's got like green eyes and he got shot. 0:56:15.200 --> 0:56:17.839 He's played ball. Remember there's a security guard. He's fine 0:56:17.880 --> 0:56:21.560 his book, and um, I always think about that, Like 0:56:21.640 --> 0:56:23.560 I've never been like close to fucking him or anything 0:56:23.600 --> 0:56:26.080 like that, but I'd be like, damn, I wonder what 0:56:26.400 --> 0:56:30.919 it would be like, like how much muscle does it happen? Yeah? Okay, Um, 0:56:30.960 --> 0:56:34.440 I also think he drives too. But anyway, long story short, 0:56:34.560 --> 0:56:36.560 He's made me think about it because like that was 0:56:36.719 --> 0:56:39.359 the person that like I've seen. I don't see many, 0:56:39.719 --> 0:56:41.439 not too often, Like when I'm out in a club, 0:56:41.440 --> 0:56:43.840 do I see men in wheelchairs? But long story short, 0:56:43.960 --> 0:56:46.560 when I watched Curb Your Enthusiasm and Larry David, who 0:56:46.560 --> 0:56:48.799 is just ridiculous, you know what I'm talking about, that 0:56:48.840 --> 0:56:50.840 was one of his best episodes. What was the wheelchair? 0:56:50.880 --> 0:56:53.319 What was her name? I don't know, he says most 0:56:53.320 --> 0:56:55.040 of the guy in the wheelchair that he's like, that's 0:56:55.040 --> 0:56:57.719 such ad dick to Larry David. Oh yeah, but the 0:56:57.760 --> 0:56:59.680 girl he was like trying to put his leg over 0:56:59.719 --> 0:57:01.560 it and trying to figure it out. And then he 0:57:01.600 --> 0:57:03.480 saw another bitch in a wheelchair and he thought they 0:57:03.520 --> 0:57:06.200 knew each other. Yo. Like, And I think about that 0:57:06.239 --> 0:57:10.920 episode so much handicap den he'se handicap because he met 0:57:10.920 --> 0:57:13.040 someone else that was like athlete handicap and it was. 0:57:14.760 --> 0:57:18.520 But long story short, I have always been nervous for that, 0:57:19.000 --> 0:57:21.360 never really anything else as far as the disability like 0:57:21.480 --> 0:57:23.920 blind deaf, like I don't know, I don't really see it. 0:57:24.400 --> 0:57:28.600 And honestly, if I could have a blind guy that 0:57:28.680 --> 0:57:31.560 was just like someone who was good as far as 0:57:31.600 --> 0:57:33.280 like having a c and I dog or a stick 0:57:33.320 --> 0:57:35.800 and he was lit with it. Oh please can you imagine, 0:57:35.800 --> 0:57:38.960 like you not even get my hair done like that 0:57:38.960 --> 0:57:42.040 would be fucking amazing for me. I would love that. 0:57:42.240 --> 0:57:45.479 And if death, he probably stayed with me forever because 0:57:45.560 --> 0:57:52.000 me talking ruins things. Yes, I agree for myself. Like anyway, well, 0:57:52.360 --> 0:57:54.640 before we get out of here, you have a podcast 0:57:55.240 --> 0:57:57.520 I do. Um. I have a podcast of girls interrupted 0:57:57.720 --> 0:58:00.160 um with my creative partners are Barry and Be. Call 0:58:00.200 --> 0:58:02.960 it not a mental health podcast, a mental illness podcast, 0:58:03.920 --> 0:58:06.560 and um, we just get real and raw about being 0:58:06.600 --> 0:58:09.080 sucked up in the head. Um are similar to you 0:58:09.080 --> 0:58:12.520 guys were just raunchy and fucking weird. Um. But yeah, 0:58:12.520 --> 0:58:14.360 I was talking about um with guests are just together. 0:58:14.600 --> 0:58:18.760 We want you, we want you ball Okay, well we 0:58:18.760 --> 0:58:20.800 want you. I just didn't know how to approach it. 0:58:20.880 --> 0:58:23.800 But yeah, yeah, no, we would love to have you on. 0:58:24.000 --> 0:58:30.360 And I have a lot of fun up ship exactly good. 0:58:30.680 --> 0:58:33.840 Yeah so you're alexeho Yeah, come on, like the that's 0:58:33.880 --> 0:58:36.480 what caught me to gain weight. So now we'll have LiPo. 0:58:36.800 --> 0:58:39.720 But if I have a consultation for LiPo on Saturday, 0:58:39.720 --> 0:58:42.800 I'm so exciting. Really good luck because in New York 0:58:42.840 --> 0:58:46.640 it was like twelve tho some crazy amount. I feel 0:58:46.640 --> 0:58:48.040 like I'm just going to go to the consultation and 0:58:48.160 --> 0:58:52.280 be discouraged. But like we'll say, once I started seeing prices, 0:58:52.320 --> 0:58:55.000 I was like maybe fetter, mean, like what could I 0:58:55.040 --> 0:58:58.080 get into? Like maybe it's the gym, like fuck, But 0:58:58.160 --> 0:59:01.640 you know I do. I think when people are talking 0:59:01.680 --> 0:59:04.480 about like different medicines there on in different mental illnesses, 0:59:04.560 --> 0:59:07.800 it's really really helpful because a lot of people shun 0:59:07.800 --> 0:59:09.240 away from it or don't know who to turn to, 0:59:09.520 --> 0:59:12.480 and if they don't have access to therapy, it's like, well, 0:59:12.800 --> 0:59:15.560 I'm just googling ship now. Yeah, No, we're real and Ron, 0:59:15.600 --> 0:59:17.840 we're funny. But it's like a very like genuine open 0:59:17.840 --> 0:59:20.520 conversation about mental In this South Girl Interrupted like the 0:59:20.520 --> 0:59:24.240 movie Girls interrupted with is Z girls, what is the 0:59:24.440 --> 0:59:27.280 and your I G Dana TRESI d A y n 0:59:27.280 --> 0:59:29.280 A t r O I s I. 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He said, you shouldn't have let me fuck 1:01:08.400 --> 1:01:12.880 you for free, by Bro, that line is what I 1:01:12.920 --> 1:01:16.000 was waiting for you to read. Like. It's so weird 1:01:16.080 --> 1:01:18.760 because I mean, you know, we've talked a lot to 1:01:19.560 --> 1:01:22.440 sex workers. You and I have had sugar daddies. You 1:01:22.520 --> 1:01:26.040 already know some of them. Niggas. Listen, I wouldn't even 1:01:26.080 --> 1:01:29.200 see you without a deposit, niggas. No, I'm not seriously 1:01:29.240 --> 1:01:31.440 like And so the fact that she was trying to 1:01:31.440 --> 1:01:34.080 exhort him for money after she already gave up the pussy, 1:01:34.240 --> 1:01:37.520 it's just like, then here's the more of the ship. 1:01:37.640 --> 1:01:39.959 He goes, motherfucker's leaking ship from a year ago, because 1:01:39.960 --> 1:01:41.840 I haven't had a haircut over a year. You know 1:01:41.880 --> 1:01:44.200 a lot of rappers and people do that before they're 1:01:44.200 --> 1:01:46.400 like they got an album or a big day or whatever. 1:01:46.720 --> 1:01:48.840 I don't care about bitches leaking old news. You're part 1:01:48.840 --> 1:01:51.959 of my collection next cred titis and Askedideby is gonna 1:01:51.960 --> 1:01:54.560 come with a refund if we break break up that contract? 1:01:54.880 --> 1:01:56.680 That bitch I a build you up to sit on 1:01:56.720 --> 1:01:59.920 another nigga's shelf bitcher By trophy. He returned to Twitter 1:02:00.000 --> 1:02:03.440 of the first time since February when she did that ship. 1:02:04.160 --> 1:02:08.680 He hadn't been on entire time. I'm glad, I'm glad 1:02:08.720 --> 1:02:12.400 that he took a break. Um, I'm glad that he 1:02:12.440 --> 1:02:14.280 took a break from social media because he was doing 1:02:14.720 --> 1:02:18.360 just a lot of like like flushing hundred dollar bills 1:02:18.400 --> 1:02:21.320 down the toilet and stuff like that, and he was losing, 1:02:21.760 --> 1:02:23.720 so he was talking a lot of ships online and 1:02:23.800 --> 1:02:28.160 not winning fights. So that was great. But also especially 1:02:32.200 --> 1:02:38.120 that way I love you the best line and honestly, like, 1:02:39.560 --> 1:02:43.760 who was it? Was it? Alex Oh? When my page 1:02:43.760 --> 1:02:46.440 got deleted? Remember my page kept getting deleted. It actually 1:02:46.480 --> 1:02:48.560 happened during the town hall the first time my page 1:02:48.600 --> 1:02:51.680 got deleted. Instagram keeps deleting me, right, it hasn't happened 1:02:51.680 --> 1:02:54.120 in a wild thank god. So basically, I kept getting 1:02:54.120 --> 1:02:56.320 de leted on Instagram, and the day that it happened, 1:02:56.640 --> 1:02:59.000 I was also locked out of an email account, and 1:02:59.040 --> 1:03:02.760 I said, oh, they didn't got my news. So for 1:03:02.800 --> 1:03:07.120 some reasons in your email No, I just figured they 1:03:07.120 --> 1:03:09.120 would do the password thing. It wasn't my email, it 1:03:09.200 --> 1:03:11.200 was I thought they would get the passwords and find it. 1:03:11.600 --> 1:03:13.880 So for some reason I called Andrew because I thought 1:03:13.960 --> 1:03:16.400 he knew someone in Instagram, and I was like, dude, 1:03:16.400 --> 1:03:18.720 I needed to help me, and he was like, well, well, 1:03:18.720 --> 1:03:21.040 hold on, hold on, let me check Reddit. I said, 1:03:21.040 --> 1:03:26.720 where are you checking Reddit? He goes because if it's 1:03:26.720 --> 1:03:29.480 not on there, you're good. He's like, but one is 1:03:29.480 --> 1:03:31.080 getting on posted on Reddit. He's like, do you think 1:03:31.120 --> 1:03:34.120 anything's bad? And I was like, do I think anything 1:03:34.240 --> 1:03:36.800 is bad? So then I call Alex freaking out, and 1:03:36.840 --> 1:03:39.520 he's like, why do you even care? Like this isn't 1:03:39.520 --> 1:03:41.800 even a bad look for like what you do for 1:03:41.840 --> 1:03:44.400 a living. And I was like, bro, yes it is. 1:03:45.200 --> 1:03:48.960 So I was about to say, when my nude went 1:03:49.040 --> 1:03:51.040 all over the Reddit, then it was a good one 1:03:51.080 --> 1:03:54.000 that you had. What if mine isn't good? Well? It 1:03:54.080 --> 1:03:56.760 was also weird because it was from when I was 1:03:56.840 --> 1:03:59.640 eighteen years old. So it was just it's clearly old. 1:03:59.720 --> 1:04:03.840 You're is clearly old. I am thirty years old. The 1:04:03.920 --> 1:04:06.960 fact that a nude is circulating Reddit from when I 1:04:07.000 --> 1:04:11.560 was eighteen living in Atlanta, before my titties even started dropping, Like, 1:04:12.280 --> 1:04:15.200 get the funk out of here. You're just lucky it 1:04:15.280 --> 1:04:17.240 was good, dog, because it could be bad. Well, I've 1:04:17.280 --> 1:04:19.560 got some are good. I don't send out bad one, 1:04:21.000 --> 1:04:24.000 so I don't have bad ones, but I have in 1:04:24.080 --> 1:04:28.280 my phone, like I'll go through That's what I'm talking about. Oh, 1:04:28.600 --> 1:04:31.360 I don't send out bad ones, but I'm like, I've 1:04:31.440 --> 1:04:34.680 got ones that maybe like that that didn't get sent out, 1:04:34.720 --> 1:04:36.760 and if they hacked the eye cloud, let me go 1:04:36.800 --> 1:04:41.880 through that. Actually the day like bro, speaking of that ship, 1:04:42.200 --> 1:04:44.920 I was talking to a whole girl of mine who 1:04:45.040 --> 1:04:48.400 like made like sex tapes with like a guy she's 1:04:48.400 --> 1:04:51.880 been dating for a while who's famous, and she was like, yo, 1:04:52.600 --> 1:04:55.840 he wants us to videotape them on like he doesn't 1:04:55.840 --> 1:04:58.240 care about her, he doesn't think that she'll expose him 1:04:58.240 --> 1:05:00.320 because they've been in a relationship for a minute. But 1:05:00.480 --> 1:05:04.120 he's just worried they'll get hacked. So she said they 1:05:04.200 --> 1:05:09.080 fucking went too best Buy, and they kept telling the 1:05:09.120 --> 1:05:13.480 girl night vision night vision, and she was like, Okay, 1:05:13.520 --> 1:05:15.880 I see what y'are saying. So then it's just that 1:05:16.000 --> 1:05:18.080 the girl was trying to help her, like to like 1:05:18.160 --> 1:05:20.160 tell her how to basically like make the sex tape. 1:05:20.480 --> 1:05:23.880 And she said that there's so many of them that 1:05:23.960 --> 1:05:26.880 require USB or SD cards that they had to get 1:05:26.920 --> 1:05:30.520 such an old one to actually get tape footage. I 1:05:30.600 --> 1:05:34.240 was about to say, like, and then even if you 1:05:34.280 --> 1:05:37.400 get it on a tape, how do you play it? Like, 1:05:37.440 --> 1:05:41.400 there's not even DVD players. DVD players were after people 1:05:41.480 --> 1:05:46.480 using past so but but that's still connected to the internet. 1:05:46.520 --> 1:05:50.040 I still think there's a cloud for PlayStations and ship. Yeah, 1:05:50.120 --> 1:05:52.640 there there's some PlayStations. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying. 1:05:55.440 --> 1:05:57.760 So this is what they came up with. Um it 1:05:57.800 --> 1:05:59.560 wasn't Christmas. I'm sorry they did it for like one 1:05:59.560 --> 1:06:02.760 of their birth days. So he plays ball, and um, 1:06:03.120 --> 1:06:05.760 he's like all around the country, right, but he is 1:06:05.800 --> 1:06:08.240 someone who's like no, and so I get why he's scared. 1:06:08.320 --> 1:06:10.160 But sometimes I feel like, did they really be in 1:06:10.200 --> 1:06:12.400 their head too much about getting exposed? Are they thing 1:06:12.560 --> 1:06:18.480 is paranoid? I mean, it's not even that to be well, 1:06:18.520 --> 1:06:24.000 not only extortion um like I don't know, niggas will 1:06:24.040 --> 1:06:26.080 claim they lose millions, Like when I was a blogger, 1:06:26.720 --> 1:06:28.280 I did a story and post