1 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decisions. Hey, guys, 2 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of Horrible. This is the home. 3 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: I'm your girl, man to beat Oka saying okay, full corpumps, Okay, 4 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 1: deep beach. And if you weren't tired of hearing a solo, 5 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 1: we have a guest. Hey, Hi are you Latina? I'm 6 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:32,519 Speaker 1: gonna guess I'm Italian? How are you? I was like, okay, this, 7 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 1: I got that a lot um and I always have 8 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 1: to like disappoint I was like, white boring, but you, 9 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 1: I mean, I mean so okay. But you know what 10 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:51,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, is this poc damn not a white woman. 11 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 1: And I mean, you're probably like the fifth one on 12 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: the podcast in the last seven years. I don't nuts. Yeah, 13 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lying you weren't giving white woman at all. 14 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 1: Maybe it's the late tex I was about to say, y'all, 15 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 1: y'all are watching this on YouTube. This is probably the 16 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 1: best you're probably the best dressed guests. I would say 17 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 1: you came into motherfucking you came in no honored. I 18 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,679 Speaker 1: was so nervous, And because you guys are like sucking 19 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 1: podcast royalty, I'm obsessed, and like I felt like I 20 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 1: had to brand, like with COVID, you know, like I've 21 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 1: been inside of maybe like a games, a little bit 22 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 1: of weight. I wasn't feeling so good and I was 23 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: wearing gaining in your chip straight to your tips. I 24 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: was wearing, you know, just like my normal leather liggings 25 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: in a shirt and I was like, what the fuss, 26 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear a late tex like bring it. It's 27 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 1: horrible decisions. I love this. You were supposed to be 28 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 1: on our show. We met you and we were ironically, 29 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,760 Speaker 1: we're doing a white podcast. It was Whitney and damn 30 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: what the other Wednesday Martin Wednesday Wednesday Martin's pod and 31 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 1: she has a book that actually someone gifted me, which 32 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 1: is crazy. Um. And we ran into you in the 33 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: lobby and we were like, oh my god, we have 34 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 1: to have you on. So two years later, so damn 35 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 1: bionic woman. But how and why? Bionic bit? I was 36 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: trying to but you don't ever have to be worried 37 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 1: about being PC offending me. You could be like, have 38 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 1: you ever shoved your arm up? Someone's asked like I literally, um, 39 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: but yes, I was born and missing my left arm. Um, 40 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:26,800 Speaker 1: right below the elbow, and I went like, um, like 41 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: maybe twenty five years without a prosthetic. Like they tried 42 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: to give me them, and I was like, fun that 43 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 1: I don't want that. Um. Like I was a kid, 44 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:34,359 Speaker 1: I would like rip them off. I actually hit a 45 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 1: kid in the head in pre school and got kicked 46 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,360 Speaker 1: out with my Well maybe you know she should be angry. 47 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 1: He was talking about it. We got to give you 48 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: a pa resemblesh it I can't remember, Like my mom 49 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,839 Speaker 1: said that he called me a robot arm or something, 50 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,639 Speaker 1: so she had to pretend to be mad. But then 51 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 1: like she was like, but than because I don't like 52 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,239 Speaker 1: the prosthetics that have like when I see people, Yeah, 53 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: because you know what I would do they it was 54 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 1: it was called a a mile electric arm, I think 55 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,800 Speaker 1: or something like that, and it was, um, kind of 56 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: like it functions like this, but I had like this weird, 57 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: nasty like skin thing over it that's supposed to look 58 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: like skin. So wait, was it giving dildo like it 59 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:17,519 Speaker 1: was giving dildo? It was. It wasn't giving dildo. But 60 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 1: but you know how even depending on the material of 61 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: a dildo, some of them capture lint like crazy, is 62 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: that what you're prosthetic exactly what you're talking about. And 63 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 1: that's why I always condom the dildo no matter what. 64 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 1: But you get like cat hair balls in my vagina sometimes, girl, 65 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 1: just know I literally So I learned that the way 66 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: to keep like fuzz and lint and hair off of 67 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 1: those dildos is to put it in a velvet that 68 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: like a little velvet bag. So there's actually if you 69 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: guys go to the sex store, there's lint. There's velvet 70 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: bags to put your dildos in so that you don't 71 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 1: get your cat hair or lint or dust on those 72 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 1: types of that. I'm thinking about it. When I get 73 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: a sex way, it probably does anal plugs come in 74 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 1: like those smelledet bags, and then to keep it away 75 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: from my let's throws them out and then puts it 76 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,040 Speaker 1: in a drawn romantic what I want to like master, 77 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: I don't want any to open any ship like having 78 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: one hand as hard enough as it is, I just 79 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:20,719 Speaker 1: want to grab it. Like, so you're since we've I 80 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: was gonna say, like ran into you that day, like 81 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: you're married now I am. How do you meet your wife? 82 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 1: I met her on bumble Really come and give us 83 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 1: well I'll give you a realty and she'll probably kill me. 84 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: But I don't actually give a FUX because like, I 85 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,279 Speaker 1: like you guys, and it's it's for the career. I 86 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 1: need people to go listen to my pody. Yeah, what 87 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: is it? Well she went and let's talk about it. 88 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 1: She was married and on bumbled BFF. But nobody's sucking 89 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 1: on bumbled BFF for friends. Like, I just feel like 90 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,039 Speaker 1: you were really going to my mother. I was when 91 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,680 Speaker 1: I first moved to New York. I was like, I'll 92 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: just download bumble BF and I found girls to go 93 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: out and hang out. And then did you go down 94 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,160 Speaker 1: on them? No, you went down on a lot of bitches. Bro, 95 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,039 Speaker 1: you're telling them you didn't go down on them, But 96 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,920 Speaker 1: can I be honestly you're still wanting to be friends 97 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 1: that I was. I was looking for women on another app? Anyway, 98 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: were you looking for like so on bumble BFF? Right, 99 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 1: if you're looking for friends. When you were looking for friends, 100 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 1: you still was swiping if they was attractive though, right, 101 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: Like you wanted your friends to be But that's trying 102 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 1: to be able to get in the club. So like, 103 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 1: if I would have swiped on, you haven't been like, Okay, 104 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: her titties don't get us in what you have to 105 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: think about. I don't care how shallow that is, bitch, 106 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 1: If you want to go out in New York. And 107 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: this also, there's two different things. Attractivity may not be it. 108 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:45,600 Speaker 1: You gotta just be flying. I believe that because I've 109 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,359 Speaker 1: heard some friends, like I have a lot of friends 110 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: that are big in l A. They'll say something like, 111 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: oh oh, if I go to this club, I ain'tta 112 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: get in whatever. In New York. You just gotta be 113 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 1: flies buck in your head. Yeah, because I was big 114 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,799 Speaker 1: getting into into places. But it's also because I normally 115 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 1: knew the nigger and the club with the most money, 116 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 1: or knew the owner, I knew the promoter. But I 117 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,279 Speaker 1: was I was running these New York streets. Is a 118 00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 1: big bitch, at least in the in the places that 119 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,840 Speaker 1: I wanted to be, not a meat back. And that's 120 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: why me and Herd stopped partying together Greenhouse and sh 121 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 1: But on the nigga nights, I wasn't going to the 122 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: White Party's. I was at Greenhouse on Mondays, I was 123 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:21,279 Speaker 1: no Griffin Monday's Greenhouse was I think Thursdays like it 124 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,680 Speaker 1: was when all my people was in there. I never 125 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,600 Speaker 1: tried to party. People was turning to be away. I 126 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,320 Speaker 1: was like, no, your big bitch as could go some 127 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 1: Well take you out to West Village. Now we're newer 128 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,719 Speaker 1: on bumble VFF. Were you looking for pussy? Okay? So 129 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,600 Speaker 1: I didn't, I claim, And this is I had no 130 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,920 Speaker 1: idea that I was on bumble BFF. So like, this 131 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 1: is where the story gets wear because I think she's 132 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 1: fucking full of ship that she was on bumble BF 133 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 1: because why I don't have I have enough friends buried 134 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 1: another woman. Yes, I don't need any more friends and 135 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,720 Speaker 1: I wouldn't go on the internet to find them. So 136 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 1: I don't understand how we match, right, But her claim 137 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: claim is that she is looking for friends. Right, So 138 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 1: we go on a date and I date we got 139 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 1: to get her on alsam and no, oh my god, no, 140 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 1: And I was that's what I did on my first one. See, 141 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 1: that's how I funk all the girls. We went to 142 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:18,560 Speaker 1: a spot. Are you serious? That's how you okay? Okay, 143 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 1: So you go on your quote unquote date, right, um? 144 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm a Saxon dating writer. And 145 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 1: before that, I was just like the biggest sucking hore 146 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: Like I did not take any date seriously, I went 147 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 1: on a date with anybody to write about it. Also, 148 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,240 Speaker 1: like a lot of pressure. And I don't know if 149 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 1: you guys feel this way, because if it's part of 150 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: your career to like talk about it, sometimes you got 151 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 1: to do it for the story there was. It's a 152 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,360 Speaker 1: party of care to talk about it. I mean, well, 153 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:47,320 Speaker 1: we used one of the things that we like our excuses. 154 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,680 Speaker 1: We're doing it for research purpose. That's what we did 155 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,600 Speaker 1: a lot of you know, they were on this podcast 156 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 1: Dana right. Yes, I wouldn't if I was pronounce the wrong, 157 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:59,560 Speaker 1: but feel you the A few weeks ago, I had 158 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,880 Speaker 1: an episode where I talked about Plan B in this 159 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 1: crazy as story. Last night I was on the phone 160 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 1: shot at me and talking about how this episode performed, right, 161 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: and I told him the full on story about this 162 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 1: guy fun reactor only came to me and he was like, yes, 163 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:16,480 Speaker 1: what do you think this is? That's horrible? And you 164 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 1: got a discount on the Plan B. Right, Yeah, it 165 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 1: was an employee discount thanks to whoever she was. But 166 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,960 Speaker 1: you're right, though, there is like a little bit of 167 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,600 Speaker 1: pressure to where you kind of feel like you ought 168 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:29,000 Speaker 1: to be out there. It's yeah exactly. So I was 169 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:32,200 Speaker 1: going on like a lot of dates without necessarily a 170 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,200 Speaker 1: care and I can be a little sociopathic con trolly 171 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,280 Speaker 1: like and just like not like I will just show 172 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,640 Speaker 1: up and don't I don't really, I wouldn't really care 173 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,679 Speaker 1: that much. But this, you know, I swiped on her 174 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, she's gorgeous. She was older, 175 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, so I took this one seriously. 176 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,920 Speaker 1: I you know, I had like a prim little martini first, 177 00:08:51,679 --> 00:08:53,680 Speaker 1: and I you know, it went to the wing. I 178 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,400 Speaker 1: took a shower and street in my hair and I 179 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,160 Speaker 1: was like cute, Like I'm taking this seriously. I didn't 180 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,640 Speaker 1: wear like a slutty ass outfit or were like a 181 00:08:58,679 --> 00:09:02,800 Speaker 1: nice little dress, and she was like nice. She was 182 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,559 Speaker 1: very very nice. She was a gentleman. She opened the 183 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,439 Speaker 1: door when we pulled my chair out for me, all 184 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,400 Speaker 1: the things that I really appreciate. And then as we're talking, 185 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 1: she's like blah blah blah blah blah my wife. And 186 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 1: I was like like short circuited, and I was like, 187 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:18,440 Speaker 1: what is this an opening? And he's like waiting for 188 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,319 Speaker 1: someone to come out with a camera or something, and 189 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:23,559 Speaker 1: she was like, oh yeah, I'm just looking for friends 190 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:26,360 Speaker 1: right now. And then I was just like home at Martini, bitch, 191 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,040 Speaker 1: because you're not gonna have a wife much longer. And 192 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,480 Speaker 1: she left her wife a month later? What a month 193 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:36,120 Speaker 1: later later filing when I tell you you must have 194 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 1: got that tongue action, baby, maybe it might. Let be honest, 195 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:45,920 Speaker 1: it is something different than maybe anyone else would hey, 196 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,800 Speaker 1: But I just never felt like I just fell for 197 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,520 Speaker 1: her like crazy, because like I said, I was going 198 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,800 Speaker 1: on like all these days and like no one probably 199 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,600 Speaker 1: would have expected me to get married. Was kind of 200 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:57,640 Speaker 1: out a left field, and like I just like, and 201 00:09:57,679 --> 00:09:59,480 Speaker 1: we've been together for two years now. It wasn't like 202 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,440 Speaker 1: a mannic thing where it was like quick, like we've 203 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,120 Speaker 1: been together a while now, and I just love. Have 204 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:10,160 Speaker 1: you been scared of karma? No? Well, the girl wasn't 205 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,040 Speaker 1: very nice, and I pray for her. I am a 206 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:18,880 Speaker 1: nice Italian girl, and I do pray for her. Uh stopping, 207 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:25,760 Speaker 1: I'm I'm made husbands and I pray sometimes to like girl, 208 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 1: I would want to be in your position, prayed him 209 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,680 Speaker 1: happiness now with the sex and dating writing just curious 210 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,440 Speaker 1: because like that's your entry into this world. Like what 211 00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:37,439 Speaker 1: kind of stuff do you talk about? Is it specifically 212 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,200 Speaker 1: like lesbian ship? Yeah? Mostly, although I somehow have like 213 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,559 Speaker 1: all the viral essays that I've either given tips for 214 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,200 Speaker 1: or wrote him out, it's all fucking blowjob stuff, and 215 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:49,160 Speaker 1: I'm like, waste of my life? You get blow jobs? 216 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,240 Speaker 1: Have you been by before? You gold star gay? Well? No, 217 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,400 Speaker 1: I'm not gold star. I just I guess. I guess 218 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,920 Speaker 1: I give a great blow job, and I love to 219 00:10:55,960 --> 00:11:00,480 Speaker 1: suck dildos. Um, yeah, I love like a nice strap buses, 220 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 1: can I can? I ask you? So? When I have 221 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,560 Speaker 1: my strap, one of the things that I really like, 222 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,680 Speaker 1: just visually, I want the person that I'm about to 223 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:15,679 Speaker 1: peg to suck my dildo. However, of course there is 224 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:21,400 Speaker 1: no sensation clearly that I feel from it, and I 225 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,960 Speaker 1: don't really want to suck dial does because the thing 226 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,640 Speaker 1: that I like about blow jobs, and I feel like 227 00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:29,520 Speaker 1: we're only saying blow jobs because you're white. Because I 228 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 1: just say sucking dick. I don't think I've ever really 229 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:35,320 Speaker 1: said blowjobs. I don't mean to say something I should 230 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,679 Speaker 1: have just went along with it. Yes, I'm like, okay, 231 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:44,400 Speaker 1: Like when I not black fishing. But when I sucked dick, 232 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,000 Speaker 1: I think that the reason why I enjoy it so 233 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,640 Speaker 1: much is because I love received, like getting the pleasure. 234 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: So why the hell do you enjoy sucking dildo? Because 235 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 1: I'm a sick, demented fucking I like really, when I 236 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:04,360 Speaker 1: was gay out, when I had a girlfriend, like I 237 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,400 Speaker 1: was doing the same ship. I don't know what it 238 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,319 Speaker 1: why because it's fat, like maybe because you missed sucking dick. 239 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,440 Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's like and it's nasty anyway, 240 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,600 Speaker 1: that's her. Yeah, it's like a you know, like a 241 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,680 Speaker 1: like a power and control thing like I like getting 242 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:22,959 Speaker 1: my face fucked and just have a lot of people 243 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:28,960 Speaker 1: in the room. No, wait, so do you guys, because 244 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,920 Speaker 1: you're talking about face sucking, Like, could you do the 245 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,760 Speaker 1: dildo like let's just say free standing or does it 246 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,080 Speaker 1: need to be strapped? You needs to be strapped otherwise 247 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,240 Speaker 1: I feel like it's like, I don't know, like a 248 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 1: fucking like it's just a cucumber. Yeah, okay, I guess 249 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,320 Speaker 1: that makes sense. Why what about you don't you do anything? 250 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,400 Speaker 1: You were just sting dildo's like in your hand, like 251 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,559 Speaker 1: because we use the double dildo a lot. So okay, okay, 252 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,160 Speaker 1: so would you suck it while it was like in 253 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:58,200 Speaker 1: her I don't remember, but I just remember. I remember, 254 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 1: but I know I need one time because she was 255 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 1: sucked up. She's not gonna remember this, but it vibrated. 256 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 1: By the way you asked me on that episode we 257 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,120 Speaker 1: had about plan B if her friend or someone asked 258 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,600 Speaker 1: if her friends listen, not one of her home girls 259 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,880 Speaker 1: leaving a message like, yeah, bitch, we still listen to 260 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,760 Speaker 1: the ship was Where was that on YouTube? Where was 261 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,680 Speaker 1: I don't know? Yeah, someone said it on like Twitter 262 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,319 Speaker 1: to me, like, let's figure out if scissors still listen. 263 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,839 Speaker 1: I said, I'll maybe her friends don't anymore because I 264 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,000 Speaker 1: don't me. She was like, we listened. Bit So anyway, 265 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,199 Speaker 1: there's this time where we were using like a vibrating 266 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,920 Speaker 1: one and remember when it was in my mouth, Like 267 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,040 Speaker 1: I feel that vibrating in my teeth, but I didn't 268 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,160 Speaker 1: want to ruin the moment. Oh yeah, see that's weird. 269 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,680 Speaker 1: It was weird. But I also like was like I 270 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 1: can't do like power on and off. Now, Yeah, I 271 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:45,960 Speaker 1: feel like that would give you like anywhere it was 272 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Speaker 1: it was, it wasn't good. But anyway, actually being at 273 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,320 Speaker 1: the dentist in the bedroom, I'm having an Ariola slip, 274 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,760 Speaker 1: an Ariola slip. We need to watch we have We're 275 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:59,080 Speaker 1: on ariola really big right now. It's look amazing. Thank you. 276 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,560 Speaker 1: Maybe I've never seen them in this like no, I never. 277 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:05,000 Speaker 1: I don't show cleavage about both like stupid hot, like 278 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:08,400 Speaker 1: I can see that on Instagram. But I'm being off. 279 00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:11,560 Speaker 1: You know, I will say about you, you give this 280 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,680 Speaker 1: very like I'm curious to know if you're a dumb 281 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,640 Speaker 1: Every picture of yours looks very like. This outfit is 282 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,959 Speaker 1: giving dumb but bionic bitch. I guess maybe it will 283 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,840 Speaker 1: put it in by it too, but like, no, like 284 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,720 Speaker 1: you have a like dominating like are you. I think 285 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:27,000 Speaker 1: that I'm very dominating in like life and personalities, but 286 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,240 Speaker 1: like in bed, like I want to be like slapped 287 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,440 Speaker 1: around and choked and like called a level slide. Okay, 288 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,440 Speaker 1: I was actually gonna say when you spoke about your 289 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,280 Speaker 1: first date that wasn't a date and you said she 290 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:41,600 Speaker 1: was a gentleman, So even giving that masculine role to 291 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:45,000 Speaker 1: someone else led me to, yeah, this is the outfit 292 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: to throw me off. It's giving dumb. But when you speak, 293 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:54,520 Speaker 1: I'm like no, it's giving horror now power like power bottom. 294 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:59,160 Speaker 1: Let's talk about Yeah, what is it? Like? I don't 295 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,880 Speaker 1: I'm not like a fem will wear like a frilly 296 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,960 Speaker 1: little dress, like I'm always in like tight pants, but 297 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 1: like I'm still like a girl. You know what it's 298 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,120 Speaker 1: It was an episode I think it was with Sophia 299 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 1: with an f that you had on and you were 300 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 1: talking about like how to ask out girls always have 301 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,280 Speaker 1: a problem. It was so interesting because, like, I think 302 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,760 Speaker 1: a lot of like politically correct people, especially like on 303 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,360 Speaker 1: the internet, like where I work in the space of 304 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,440 Speaker 1: writing about Lesbanis, was like ginger rules exist and it's like, 305 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: guess they like so like them. I like them. But 306 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,560 Speaker 1: like when you're asking out a girl, right, it's like 307 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,480 Speaker 1: kind of weird because it's like if I ask her out, 308 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,840 Speaker 1: do I have to be the man? Right? That's that's 309 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,560 Speaker 1: always so interesting And I love that you guys brought 310 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 1: that up because I feel like people are not walking 311 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,760 Speaker 1: honest about that and it drives me not So how 312 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,960 Speaker 1: do you have that conversation like or or or if 313 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,400 Speaker 1: you're going on your non date date, like do you 314 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,280 Speaker 1: all go dutch? Because you're both women like split a bill, 315 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:53,840 Speaker 1: my pussy drives up. I killed myself like I would 316 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,120 Speaker 1: never no split, no spot, I wouldn't even split with 317 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 1: a friend, Like that's just fucking ratchet, Like I'm so 318 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,920 Speaker 1: I don't like it's just if you're inviting someone else 319 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,520 Speaker 1: to have spent time with you and have a dinner 320 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,160 Speaker 1: like I don't like that. No, I could dig it, 321 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,200 Speaker 1: so damn that means I gotta pay the bill because 322 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,520 Speaker 1: I'd be I'd be hollering at bitches like I'll send 323 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,200 Speaker 1: them drinks. But now clearly I don't know how to 324 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,560 Speaker 1: get past the drink like I could get buy you 325 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,920 Speaker 1: a drink, now a holiday at you when we get 326 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,080 Speaker 1: on the phone, I don't know how to talk to 327 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,960 Speaker 1: them like a lesbian. Well you made the first move, 328 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,840 Speaker 1: so I don't talk like don't it's just like, okay, 329 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 1: do we talk about our favorite shows? Like I know 330 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,280 Speaker 1: how to engage in conversations with men that I'm trying 331 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:35,800 Speaker 1: to shoot my dating. Most questions we have when it 332 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,920 Speaker 1: comes to someone like dabbling in the pool of pussy. 333 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,920 Speaker 1: It's ship like this and we've only had one, like 334 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,680 Speaker 1: for real, for real gay bite on. Shout out to 335 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,480 Speaker 1: my girl Kristen and I feel like and when I 336 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,280 Speaker 1: say for real gay bitch, I mean in terms of 337 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,160 Speaker 1: like someone that's like actively dating a woman in present day, 338 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,000 Speaker 1: you know, like most of the people we have on 339 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,200 Speaker 1: are like buying, open and free and slutty, just like 340 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,720 Speaker 1: we all are. But yeah, I do want some some 341 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,680 Speaker 1: of the answers to this struggling what's the answer to that? 342 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,840 Speaker 1: How do you ask a woman? Oh? Okay, so this 343 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,280 Speaker 1: is just like for me personally, so like, don't come 344 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,439 Speaker 1: from me the sat that work for you, but like 345 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,720 Speaker 1: it has, like and I do have a lot of 346 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,399 Speaker 1: like dating if I should on the internet, and it 347 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 1: has worked. But like so I am I'm very sexually 348 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:19,879 Speaker 1: aggressive and um like I have just again like I 349 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,160 Speaker 1: maybe missing a chip, Like I don't really care about 350 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:27,040 Speaker 1: rejection or anything, like I'm not missing something you hate 351 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,320 Speaker 1: me and YouTube like damn bite, why do you have 352 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:32,040 Speaker 1: to make the missing something to Oh I didn't even 353 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:40,080 Speaker 1: catch you? Okay wait, I was born missing an arn't 354 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:44,359 Speaker 1: and a chip, And like I just don't care because like, 355 00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:46,000 Speaker 1: if I'm attracted to a woman, like I will just 356 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,320 Speaker 1: walk right up to her and be like can I 357 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,880 Speaker 1: buy you a drink? Did you do that? With him 358 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:53,359 Speaker 1: and yeah, I just give zero. I don't care, and 359 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,920 Speaker 1: like if I'm wasted, it's probably maybe not the most 360 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,920 Speaker 1: becoming thing to do, but like I'm just like want 361 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,960 Speaker 1: to funk, Like I just don't care, Like I think 362 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,080 Speaker 1: there's so much pressure on I could do that thought. 363 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,560 Speaker 1: And like when I'm joinking a girl is flirting with me, 364 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,919 Speaker 1: I'll just let them know I eat your pussy in 365 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,640 Speaker 1: real life, Like I let them know that I will 366 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:15,560 Speaker 1: eat your pussy. That is aggressive. I want to get inside, 367 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,440 Speaker 1: Like how do you tell like how do you court 368 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,520 Speaker 1: in data woman? Do you invite a woman on a date? 369 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,800 Speaker 1: How do you outside of me telling her? Damn I 370 00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:25,280 Speaker 1: should out of you? Would be easy. I could tell 371 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,320 Speaker 1: one all day long? Okay? How do I make it 372 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,200 Speaker 1: not about sex and just take them out on a 373 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,800 Speaker 1: date without it being weird? Okay? So I think this 374 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,360 Speaker 1: is where the gender thing kind of comes in. Where 375 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,200 Speaker 1: this is like where it's like politically incorrect, and I'm like, 376 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,600 Speaker 1: if you're the man or the girl, but I don't 377 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,880 Speaker 1: get I'm just gonna do it. So like I if 378 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,879 Speaker 1: I ask a fam out like such as, what of you? 379 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,480 Speaker 1: If I wanted to take you out? I would say 380 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,960 Speaker 1: like I'd love to take you out or whatever, like 381 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:51,000 Speaker 1: can I take you to dinner? And we would just 382 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,600 Speaker 1: talk like normal. However the funk we would talk wherever 383 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:57,119 Speaker 1: that that's about like makeup or our assholes or like 384 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,720 Speaker 1: with your friends. So out with your friend, but you 385 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,159 Speaker 1: kind of want to suck your friend, and like I 386 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:07,119 Speaker 1: would pay the bill because I asked you out right, 387 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,280 Speaker 1: And then then I feel like fam on fam it 388 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 1: gets a little like turn taking if you like, if 389 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,120 Speaker 1: you are seeing each other frequently, maybe like you'll pay 390 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,240 Speaker 1: next time, like I think, But I just think bill 391 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:21,680 Speaker 1: should never be split ever ever, ever ever ever um. 392 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,879 Speaker 1: But like in terms, I feel like people think that 393 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,439 Speaker 1: just because like you're fem on fem, maybe there's going 394 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,760 Speaker 1: to be like a clear dynamic. I think conversations like 395 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,720 Speaker 1: for me personally, have always ended up the same exact 396 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,240 Speaker 1: ship the way you would talk if you're out with 397 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,240 Speaker 1: your friend, you just happen to want to funk this woman. 398 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:44,640 Speaker 1: I think it gets complicated when you're like really good answered. 399 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,239 Speaker 1: Now on the other end, what I would want to, 400 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 1: like just to become bat of here. I've been watching 401 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,560 Speaker 1: the New Sex and the City and just like that, Yeah, 402 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,480 Speaker 1: people are freaking out about Shadeas and I'm like, okay, 403 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:03,560 Speaker 1: she cut cute. I have trauma. Trauma because if I 404 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,199 Speaker 1: had a dollar for every time someone told me I 405 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,360 Speaker 1: look like Sarah Ramrez, who is the fucking girl who 406 00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:11,399 Speaker 1: plays t Daz, I would buy a birken bag. Like 407 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:15,399 Speaker 1: I cannot like, actually don't say her. I shudder. I 408 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:19,000 Speaker 1: want to kill myself. Thank you. I don't think have 409 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,399 Speaker 1: you watched it yet? Um I watched. Basically, her character 410 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,720 Speaker 1: is this like butched but like like this lesbian that 411 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,679 Speaker 1: also is giving you the vibe that they're like going 412 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,240 Speaker 1: to take control. But a lot of people do that, 413 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,360 Speaker 1: like enjoy that stud ship when they're like a young 414 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,520 Speaker 1: m a vibe. Right, let's go back to our democrats. 415 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,720 Speaker 1: Was my neighbor for like a while, and I always 416 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,160 Speaker 1: tried to suck her and she just did not pay 417 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,760 Speaker 1: any attention to me. And I never heard my birthday 418 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,439 Speaker 1: party and she was like she didn't pay any attention 419 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,080 Speaker 1: to me either. At the drink conft, I tried to 420 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,959 Speaker 1: buy her a drink. I was like, I'm good, so 421 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:50,520 Speaker 1: I the tiniest. The girl was tiny, tiny, like smaller 422 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,040 Speaker 1: than me, tiny like tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny because you 423 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,480 Speaker 1: guys both have big titties and asked and I'm just developing. 424 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,520 Speaker 1: But but this was when I was like, oh, I 425 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:02,760 Speaker 1: wonder if she wants them, because she could take it, 426 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,879 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Whatever, But he's giving super 427 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,600 Speaker 1: stud And so with those types of lesbians or studs 428 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,480 Speaker 1: or whatever, what would your advice be for someone attracted 429 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:16,080 Speaker 1: to them? Okay, so if they're not making the first move, 430 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,080 Speaker 1: then I think that they're full of ship and shouldn't 431 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:22,879 Speaker 1: be stud But you're gonna take their hair, interested in 432 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,600 Speaker 1: the strap, asked me out and pay? They may not 433 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 1: know you're You're like, right, no, So I've hit on 434 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,560 Speaker 1: a lot of women like that too, because I'm an 435 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,399 Speaker 1: equal opportunity split and I think that a lot of 436 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,600 Speaker 1: like a lot of times, like people like that put 437 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,600 Speaker 1: a lot of pressure on like the more masculine woman 438 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,080 Speaker 1: to do those things. And you're right, like, you don't 439 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,120 Speaker 1: know if you are. They might not know if you're 440 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:44,040 Speaker 1: into them, so it's quite flattering when you make the 441 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,040 Speaker 1: first move. However, that's so bad as soon as they 442 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,920 Speaker 1: find out I'm bisexual, they're not really I feel like 443 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,360 Speaker 1: they like buys better, not the ones that I don't 444 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:54,840 Speaker 1: think they like buys better. I think they want the 445 00:21:54,840 --> 00:22:00,560 Speaker 1: straight girl. Oh and I can only say that shout 446 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,440 Speaker 1: out to my friend Vinnie, who loves him a straight 447 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,639 Speaker 1: man who's curious about touching dicks. He Vinnie eats that 448 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,399 Speaker 1: ship up. Vinnie as a friend of the show and 449 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,960 Speaker 1: or uh, I was gonna say assistant or a tour 450 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,680 Speaker 1: to our manager, whatever you wanna call it. But Vinnie 451 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,399 Speaker 1: will go out with me to straight bars over a 452 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,440 Speaker 1: gay bar because you know there's someone in there that 453 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,320 Speaker 1: might be curious. And I think it really gets him 454 00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:25,520 Speaker 1: the funk off. I just don't. I mean, I understand it, 455 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,760 Speaker 1: I just can't. But it's just so not something. I 456 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,359 Speaker 1: don't like it either. If you're not attracted to me, 457 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,520 Speaker 1: I don't want to like. I don't want you to 458 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,719 Speaker 1: become attracted same. I'm not going to try to convince 459 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,320 Speaker 1: you now anyway, ask the butch out and then she 460 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:42,920 Speaker 1: should probably pay. I agree, yeah, And then I feel 461 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,760 Speaker 1: like that's a more clear dynamic where you could be 462 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,840 Speaker 1: like the cute little flirt and then it's like not 463 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,320 Speaker 1: as ner wracking on a date because the roles are 464 00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:52,320 Speaker 1: more obvious now. In our horrible decision, is more about 465 00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:54,080 Speaker 1: sex questions for me with you. But the last thing 466 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:56,399 Speaker 1: I want to know is how you got proposed to 467 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,240 Speaker 1: and how married lesbian life is. I got proposed you 468 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,960 Speaker 1: um at a winery, which is like the most basic 469 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,919 Speaker 1: thing that I'll ever do in my life. But it 470 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:12,440 Speaker 1: was just like so fucking I did um. I we 471 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,800 Speaker 1: I went with like a group of my friends and 472 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:18,280 Speaker 1: my wife doesn't drink um and I'm like a severe, 473 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:21,440 Speaker 1: raging alcoholic. But it works out because she like drives 474 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:28,120 Speaker 1: and likes and like crackhead friends. So she was like, oh, 475 00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,240 Speaker 1: why don't you go take a walk to the water 476 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,840 Speaker 1: and like I'll order a bottle of wine for you guys, 477 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,520 Speaker 1: And like I'm a I have like the dts at 478 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,560 Speaker 1: this point, I'm like, but I want the wine. Now, 479 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,080 Speaker 1: why can't I just wait for the wine? I don't know, 480 00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:39,360 Speaker 1: And she was like, walk to the water and I'll 481 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,640 Speaker 1: bring you the wine. So now like my antenna's up 482 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,560 Speaker 1: because I'm like water have to away from a wine. 483 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,479 Speaker 1: So I'm like walking to the water and now sometime 484 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,879 Speaker 1: goes by and like we're all having a conversation. But 485 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,639 Speaker 1: my antenna was definitely because of the wine thing. But 486 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,320 Speaker 1: then she walks over with the wine and everything seems normal, 487 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:57,120 Speaker 1: and um, I just turned around and she was like 488 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,719 Speaker 1: on her knee and she was crying, and she's like 489 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,520 Speaker 1: not very emotional. She's really not. That's really specially when 490 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,520 Speaker 1: like you're watching the man quote unquote sorry gender rolling 491 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,439 Speaker 1: here at the wedding, I'll be like yeah. And it 492 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,640 Speaker 1: was just it was so raw and like to see 493 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,639 Speaker 1: her like that, because I can be very emotionally open 494 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,639 Speaker 1: and crying and whatever, but to see her just like 495 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,120 Speaker 1: that and like she just she could barely even get 496 00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:22,800 Speaker 1: the words out. And she just said, like you changed 497 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,720 Speaker 1: my life. Would you do the honor of being my wife? 498 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,560 Speaker 1: Like couldn't even get the words out. And I was like, 499 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:33,760 Speaker 1: of course, I'm and your wife is held Wow, so 500 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,960 Speaker 1: your wife was ready to get married. You're a little younger. 501 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Speaker 1: Do you guys want kids? Um? She does. I don't, 502 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 1: And like I know that's like this is another thing. 503 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 1: I feel like people are like, this is the most 504 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,200 Speaker 1: important thing. You should talk about it before you get married. 505 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,280 Speaker 1: But I'm like, should you though, because I feel like 506 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,960 Speaker 1: she I can get her to change her mind toxic 507 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:58,800 Speaker 1: take yes, I would saying I can't understand I would say, 508 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,200 Speaker 1: if it's a deal breaker, it's not a deal breaker. 509 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,520 Speaker 1: And I also think that's when he doesn't actually want that, 510 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:08,399 Speaker 1: because like she is so fucking selfish and if we 511 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,479 Speaker 1: get slightly inconvenient, she like can't handle it. So I'm like, 512 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,480 Speaker 1: you would literally like you just you would leave a 513 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,480 Speaker 1: kid in a bathtub, like when we're on a plane 514 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,159 Speaker 1: and she's like, well, why can't they just cover the 515 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,280 Speaker 1: kid's mouth and make us stop crying? And I'm like, 516 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,600 Speaker 1: we're not having kids, Like no, put a mask on it. 517 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,960 Speaker 1: But we'll see. You know what's funny about Jusian And 518 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Speaker 1: I feel like that's Mandy's wib with kids. And I 519 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,840 Speaker 1: feel like Mandy's gonna have one. I think I told her, 520 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,560 Speaker 1: you know what, get me a nanny where I think 521 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:37,359 Speaker 1: in the abortion clinic, like I'm not having a baby, 522 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,880 Speaker 1: we'll speaking of baby Vanilla. Sh It's about fertility. So 523 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,040 Speaker 1: this is what really scared me because the night I 524 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,240 Speaker 1: had to plan and b it was a full moon 525 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,120 Speaker 1: and I saw this ship pop up and I said, 526 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,480 Speaker 1: oh my god, six during a full moon and other 527 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,520 Speaker 1: odd tricks are things that couples try in bids for pregnancies. 528 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,600 Speaker 1: So basically, um, you know, everybody's always looking it up, 529 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,600 Speaker 1: especially when they're having trouble, like could I do kind 530 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,040 Speaker 1: I left my legs up, gonna do this, and I 531 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,840 Speaker 1: do that. So this is everything not to do if 532 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,639 Speaker 1: you don't want to get pregnant. So things people do 533 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,959 Speaker 1: to get pregnant, cutting out cards, carbs, becoming a vegetarian, 534 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,119 Speaker 1: Full moon sex two thousand parents on a study of 535 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:17,719 Speaker 1: two thousand parents swore that they laid down with their 536 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 1: legs in the air and they got pregnant. Tracking their 537 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:24,919 Speaker 1: ovulation cycle got them pregnant. UM sex in particular positions. 538 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,000 Speaker 1: I've heard of that one and this one. Losing weight 539 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:33,600 Speaker 1: increased chances of conceiving one intent, gave up smoking only 540 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,400 Speaker 1: a fifth, um quit drinking alcohol while trying to conceive. 541 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:41,520 Speaker 1: But the full moon ship is something that apparently has 542 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,399 Speaker 1: worked for forty two percent really in the study of 543 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,120 Speaker 1: two thousand. Now, I think it's because the full moon 544 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 1: cycle can last longer, you know what I'm saying. But 545 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:55,520 Speaker 1: it's like lengths. You're like your ventral cycle too, like 546 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,879 Speaker 1: the moon girl people told me, because mine started on 547 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,399 Speaker 1: January one, my peer, my period just start early at 548 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,160 Speaker 1: the top of the year. But that's normally a thing 549 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,280 Speaker 1: with our cycles. Like at the top of the year, 550 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,360 Speaker 1: our cycle is picks whatever week it wants to come, 551 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,520 Speaker 1: and then it's there, and then I want to God 552 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,640 Speaker 1: every year, bro, your period is not gonna be on 553 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:23,320 Speaker 1: like regular cycles. It's not the my calendar. It literally 554 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,200 Speaker 1: will just pick which Like my ship came like two 555 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,600 Speaker 1: weeks early, bro, a the top of the year. I 556 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,480 Speaker 1: think mine sweeched at the top of the year. And 557 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,440 Speaker 1: I don't know why. Maybe after you do twelve cycles, 558 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:40,040 Speaker 1: they say, okay, bitch, just the moon, bitch, it was 559 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:44,199 Speaker 1: a new moon cycle. Oh, I guess the moon was 560 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:49,440 Speaker 1: still there. But but my ship came early to where 561 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,119 Speaker 1: when I thought I thought I was gonna come back 562 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,800 Speaker 1: from a ruby and get some dick. And I was like, 563 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,520 Speaker 1: this ship came early, but it was because it was 564 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,440 Speaker 1: the top of the year. Well, someone told because I 565 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,920 Speaker 1: tweeted about how the year started blood and his girl 566 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,639 Speaker 1: was like she was giving hotep. She was like, we 567 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,640 Speaker 1: see blessings to your sister because now you have your 568 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,800 Speaker 1: new movie cycle periods today. I was like, ntch, I 569 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,679 Speaker 1: was trying to get some new deep is what I 570 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,840 Speaker 1: tried to get. Okay, anyway, and you did. That's why, okay, 571 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,959 Speaker 1: and so let's move on to the horror job. Now 572 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,200 Speaker 1: you give sex tips um, even if it is blow 573 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,560 Speaker 1: job or second dick, which is so funny because you 574 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,280 Speaker 1: said you felt like you were saying blow jobs because 575 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,960 Speaker 1: she was here. One of the first things out of 576 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Speaker 1: your mouth was niked Knight. What I say, I go 577 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,439 Speaker 1: on Nick and Knight. I would go on Nick and 578 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:38,000 Speaker 1: Night blow jobs because I mean, I said that. We 579 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,880 Speaker 1: I don't think we've said blow job this much on 580 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,040 Speaker 1: an episode. We say sucking dick, we say dick, and 581 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,040 Speaker 1: our our motherfucking mouse. We thought they wouldn't say so 582 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:51,320 Speaker 1: when giving the job, I will say, we say, but 583 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,840 Speaker 1: I think it's because you said blow jobs. So we 584 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,040 Speaker 1: were like, we know we're him to your guests. But 585 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,480 Speaker 1: the most uncomfortable Mandy ever made me with a white 586 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:03,120 Speaker 1: guest was sucking Lisa. Why because man, my friend, I know, 587 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,160 Speaker 1: but you were just mat her that day. I thought, no, 588 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,800 Speaker 1: I've known, we said. We sat on the pod and 589 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,720 Speaker 1: talked about how we've been in the same room and 590 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,560 Speaker 1: known each other for you know. She was like me 591 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,120 Speaker 1: and my nigga, and me and my nigga and I 592 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,720 Speaker 1: was like, oh, no, I know Lisa, like that's that's 593 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,160 Speaker 1: like my friends. And then she she didn't what's your besties? 594 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,200 Speaker 1: But like I've known her brothers, she should say brother. 595 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,000 Speaker 1: She's a white woman, should say brothers. I mean she 596 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:31,080 Speaker 1: should say brother. Noether for me, at least they say 597 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,960 Speaker 1: African American black. Thank god, at least she didn't say brothers. 598 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:40,920 Speaker 1: It was brother. What did it work? Because she was 599 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:49,280 Speaker 1: she sucks brothers and bored but yveliest man she was. 600 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,280 Speaker 1: She was my pick for when I say so we're 601 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,480 Speaker 1: talking about like her doing porn. But of course, I 602 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,080 Speaker 1: mean she doesn't want to sit there and be like 603 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 1: black man. Why why she did it? All? Flat r 604 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,960 Speaker 1: I don't see it. I actually get more uncomfortable with 605 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,200 Speaker 1: brothers than I would black because and I think there's 606 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,520 Speaker 1: a thing where when people won't say black, like when 607 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,720 Speaker 1: people say African American, I'd be like, oh my god, yeah, 608 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,760 Speaker 1: I don't like what someone says African American because not 609 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:19,320 Speaker 1: all black people are African Americans. They could be literally Africa, Jamaica. 610 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:23,520 Speaker 1: They could be like, not all black people are. I 611 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,720 Speaker 1: just had to nicely explain this to my parents because 612 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,160 Speaker 1: my mom always thinks she's being very nice by saying 613 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,880 Speaker 1: African America. It was like, honey, no, and she's like, 614 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,400 Speaker 1: oh no, you don't say black it's not I'm like no, yes, Kent. 615 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,320 Speaker 1: She was like, oh good, all right, I want to 616 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:41,680 Speaker 1: say the right thing. I'm like nice. Yeah. Yeah. So 617 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,520 Speaker 1: maybe that's why many didn't say African American night it 618 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:47,600 Speaker 1: was nick and night because she was including everyone. Okay, 619 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,160 Speaker 1: nor best tip you think that your readers have responded 620 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:56,480 Speaker 1: to that you gave h Um responded to that. I 621 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,880 Speaker 1: gave glue your lashes on. If you're about to give 622 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,240 Speaker 1: a blow job, like a good one, be like really 623 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:06,120 Speaker 1: prepared if you're about to suck dick. Excuse me, Like, 624 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,120 Speaker 1: so this is one that like when I actually didn't 625 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,880 Speaker 1: write it, like I gave advice for it under my 626 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,200 Speaker 1: drag name, which is I need a spray tan Anita. 627 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:17,320 Speaker 1: Spray tan um Anita Anita, spray tan um. So like 628 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,280 Speaker 1: if you know that you're even if you're going to 629 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,160 Speaker 1: eat pussy, doesn't have to be this is what just 630 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,720 Speaker 1: happened to be like an article that I was asking 631 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,880 Speaker 1: about sucking dick, but like, be so because I feel 632 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,960 Speaker 1: like people are all up in like thinking about like 633 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,080 Speaker 1: my armpits smell is like my pussy clean this and that? Okay, 634 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,120 Speaker 1: are your lashes glued on? Is your hair in? Because 635 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,600 Speaker 1: I have different weave and different hair extensions that I'm 636 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,200 Speaker 1: gonna wear if I know I'm gonna have rough sex 637 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,480 Speaker 1: then night. Your lash is double glued. Have you showered 638 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:44,080 Speaker 1: after your spray tan? What kind of lipstick are you? Okay? 639 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,440 Speaker 1: Are you wearing like infallible lipstick, like the one that 640 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,840 Speaker 1: that dries whatever, because your lips are going to crash 641 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,320 Speaker 1: all over the dick. I hate it. That's the worst 642 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,920 Speaker 1: I talked about like when going to the sex club. 643 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,320 Speaker 1: Red lips are what you say far away from like 644 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,080 Speaker 1: there's certain you said she was given it was given 645 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,520 Speaker 1: hurt by the face when you talked about the Atlantisa 646 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,040 Speaker 1: you know, Oh yeah, So I made out with a 647 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,400 Speaker 1: girl in the club and she had red lipstick and 648 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,320 Speaker 1: it wasn't giving hurt, but my whole face was like 649 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,680 Speaker 1: red when I got to the People think that red 650 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:24,520 Speaker 1: lipstick is gonna be sexy, and it is. It is 651 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,479 Speaker 1: it is. I wear red lips on the pot all 652 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,800 Speaker 1: the time in certain environments. If you know you sucking dick, 653 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,320 Speaker 1: if you know you're gonna do a makeout session with someone, 654 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,520 Speaker 1: stay away from my lipsick. I mean I wasn't planning 655 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,720 Speaker 1: on it. I'm not a post to it, but I 656 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,120 Speaker 1: didn't think we're going to do that. It's giving no, 657 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,760 Speaker 1: But like I already like red lipstick, even when I 658 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,840 Speaker 1: wear it on a date. I'm like my mom actually, 659 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,840 Speaker 1: who just turned seventy. I was buying her some lipstick 660 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,400 Speaker 1: were at the store because I went to France. And 661 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,280 Speaker 1: as you can see by the hat, I know I'm 662 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,440 Speaker 1: gonna bring it up in every episode. I mean for 663 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,800 Speaker 1: for the last two months, y'all are just gonna hear 664 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:07,240 Speaker 1: France and every topic. P. B. Stanford Bury. Wow. Yeah, Actually, 665 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,280 Speaker 1: I bring it up so much of the joke. I 666 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,760 Speaker 1: was on the phone and someone said they couldn't hear me. 667 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,000 Speaker 1: I was like, I was traveling internationally. Maybe that's why. 668 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 1: Maybe there's a kind stop anyway, So I said to 669 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,440 Speaker 1: my mom, So as my mom is always wearing these 670 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,920 Speaker 1: big wigs, and I said, Mom, like, you can't wear 671 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,840 Speaker 1: the lipstick that's creamy because the makeup pulls from right there. 672 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,320 Speaker 1: Like She's like, well, this is the easiest one to 673 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,600 Speaker 1: get off. So if you're kissing, or it should be 674 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,560 Speaker 1: this one. The mat is the one that makes a mess. 675 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,440 Speaker 1: And to be honest, she is right. She's right because 676 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,600 Speaker 1: the match is the one that's like supposed to stay 677 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,760 Speaker 1: on and it's like it's you gotta fucking scrub that 678 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,920 Speaker 1: ship even to get off and gets called all on 679 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:46,240 Speaker 1: the creases, so it's like so nasty. Yeah, so cream lipstick, 680 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,680 Speaker 1: I guess would then be the tip cram della cram. 681 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,800 Speaker 1: If you want something that will easily come off before 682 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,280 Speaker 1: your sucking dick or before you go to a makeout session, 683 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,520 Speaker 1: you want it to be the cream lips and glue 684 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:03,520 Speaker 1: on magnetic lashes magnazete. Weight of the magnetic lashes keeps 685 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,000 Speaker 1: them on, but the glue is like gives like extra insurance. 686 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:11,640 Speaker 1: I do the individuals magnetic Okay, So like magnetic lashes 687 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,040 Speaker 1: or something that you put on with like magnetic liners. 688 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:18,120 Speaker 1: So they like, man, I've never oh yeah, but I'm 689 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,720 Speaker 1: not one of the makeup girls. Yeah, the magnetic lashes 690 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,719 Speaker 1: are are big thing. And uh, my best friend who 691 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,760 Speaker 1: had breast cancer, uh when she was going through chemo, 692 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,439 Speaker 1: that's that's the one where she tried. My mom also 693 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:34,000 Speaker 1: tries to belueless. It's blueless. It's literally an eyeliner, and 694 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,440 Speaker 1: you just put the liner on and then the strip 695 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,000 Speaker 1: lash literally magnetizes to the eye line. There's no glue 696 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,239 Speaker 1: at all. But if you use glue, because you could 697 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,680 Speaker 1: easily just like pull them off with the magnet. Like, 698 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,400 Speaker 1: think about how easily you could separate. Nothing turn me 699 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,359 Speaker 1: off more if somebody's going down on me. And that's right, 700 00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,080 Speaker 1: my ships be all over the goddamn sheets. Depending on 701 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,040 Speaker 1: how fresh my lashes are. You will see individual lashes 702 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,440 Speaker 1: all over my bed after a rough sex. Just was 703 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:10,279 Speaker 1: cleaning my apartment and um, when I came home, he 704 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,840 Speaker 1: had the lashes like on the inside of like the 705 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:18,160 Speaker 1: mirrored cabinet. I was so embarrassed. Before I've definitely done 706 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,640 Speaker 1: that before. You just like you said it on the side, 707 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,160 Speaker 1: you make a new lash for them. This was this 708 00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,239 Speaker 1: was right. That is kind of sweet and that's like 709 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:30,360 Speaker 1: love now more the horrible decision. I do want to 710 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,920 Speaker 1: get into the sex, but before we do, I think 711 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,040 Speaker 1: it's important to maybe even touch on your coming out 712 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,240 Speaker 1: story a little bit. Sure, so tell us a little, 713 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,839 Speaker 1: but make it quick, because we want to hear about 714 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,560 Speaker 1: oh my god, okay, am I being a cacket on? 715 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:44,120 Speaker 1: Am I talking too much? No? No? I came out 716 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,799 Speaker 1: like when I was like twelve. I'm like I was 717 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:51,000 Speaker 1: just always like a hyper sexual, like fucking nymphomaniac animal, 718 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,400 Speaker 1: like I don't even know how else to put it, 719 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,200 Speaker 1: Like I didn't like I feel like some people have 720 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,359 Speaker 1: like nice like coming out stories, like I just knew 721 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,160 Speaker 1: love is love and I felt and I was like, 722 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:03,000 Speaker 1: now I just wanted to funk people and everybody by 723 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,400 Speaker 1: or lesbian. I came out as by but I feel like, 724 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,000 Speaker 1: you know, by now gay later like that was like 725 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 1: my gap. Um yeah, And like I was out on 726 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,399 Speaker 1: my Space, and I wasn't out to my family because 727 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,160 Speaker 1: they're like Catholic Italian and I didn't think they could 728 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,560 Speaker 1: handle that. But I was like legit out in middle school, 729 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,960 Speaker 1: had a girlfriend, um, and just like never looked back 730 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,880 Speaker 1: and then came out like as a full dike in 731 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:31,040 Speaker 1: high school. What did your parents say that? I told 732 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:36,200 Speaker 1: my mom at the guynacologist because I had HPV and 733 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,759 Speaker 1: I was young. I was like eighteen or nineteen, and 734 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,520 Speaker 1: I was like really fucking scared because also like the 735 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,600 Speaker 1: guy to college is like shames the ship at you 736 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,759 Speaker 1: and makes you feel like the nastiest. So I got 737 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,719 Speaker 1: the call and um, I had to get my servis 738 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,640 Speaker 1: like scraped. And then I had pre cancer cell so 739 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:54,759 Speaker 1: I had to do this. So I was like, you 740 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,440 Speaker 1: know what, I'm freaking scared. I want my mom to 741 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,080 Speaker 1: come with me, like this ship is sucking scary, and 742 00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:02,000 Speaker 1: I want my mom's valium prescription too. I don't want 743 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,799 Speaker 1: to see this. So she came with me, and for 744 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,840 Speaker 1: some fucking waxed out reason, I thought that doctor was 745 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,360 Speaker 1: gonna like tell my mom I had like a lesbian vagina, 746 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,920 Speaker 1: like I just don't know why. I'm like sitting there 747 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,640 Speaker 1: in the stirrups and I'm like he's never taking a day. 748 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,520 Speaker 1: I just like know for a fact, like I just 749 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,760 Speaker 1: think that I don't know. I So I'm like, mom, 750 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,960 Speaker 1: I also sleep with women. And she's like you have 751 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,120 Speaker 1: bigger problems than that right now, and like fucking great. 752 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,239 Speaker 1: So that was that, and then I told my dad 753 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,000 Speaker 1: because I asked him to drive me to the Pride Rade. 754 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,080 Speaker 1: He's like that's the gay people, right, and I was 755 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,080 Speaker 1: like yeah, and I was like he's like all you 756 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,040 Speaker 1: and I was like yeah. He was like if you 757 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,279 Speaker 1: get you gay. I thought it was going to be 758 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:44,919 Speaker 1: the most like terrified, the most unceremonious thing, like zero 759 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,759 Speaker 1: fox given. But you know, I do want to say, 760 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,520 Speaker 1: like I feel like sometimes when people have a great 761 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,600 Speaker 1: coming out story, because that's a good one, right, yeah, 762 00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:53,759 Speaker 1: people like, oh well, we suffer the things. But I 763 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,960 Speaker 1: do want to normalize something. There are some good ones 764 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,600 Speaker 1: and we should definitely try to celebrate that ship because 765 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,759 Speaker 1: we've all heard the at least that ship. Man, I'm 766 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,640 Speaker 1: so lucky. My parents were incredible, and like it's probably 767 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,359 Speaker 1: one of the reasons I have such a big mouth 768 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,000 Speaker 1: and like can come on shows like this and talk 769 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,000 Speaker 1: because I had a really good support system. How do 770 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,719 Speaker 1: you tell your mom you were even puss? I think 771 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,839 Speaker 1: she knew. My mom also just said we've all done things. 772 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,319 Speaker 1: I think my mama any sumpussy to be probably did 773 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,160 Speaker 1: I think my mama pussy before? I feel like I 774 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,440 Speaker 1: found my mom said on this show she never didn't 775 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,080 Speaker 1: she say, she just will act like she did. She 776 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,200 Speaker 1: was saying something like that she's had three stoths, but 777 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:32,399 Speaker 1: she was like, I've never kissing is okay? Okay? So 778 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,200 Speaker 1: I want to talk about fetishize and fetishization because you're 779 00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,799 Speaker 1: I'm assuming somebody that would show their arm or your 780 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,279 Speaker 1: hand on a dating app. Yes, what's some of the 781 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,640 Speaker 1: weird ship people have said? And do you feel like 782 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,239 Speaker 1: they wanted to go out on a date with you 783 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,600 Speaker 1: or you because of your own mostly men? Like I 784 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,319 Speaker 1: feel like that doesn't happen as frequently with women. But 785 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,360 Speaker 1: like when I was younger and I had dating apps 786 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,760 Speaker 1: like set to Men, it was always like the fucking 787 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,600 Speaker 1: a sty a ship, Like, what the fund is wrong 788 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,000 Speaker 1: with you? What? What was the craziest thing someone said 789 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:08,240 Speaker 1: that they wanted you to do with your arm to them? 790 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,239 Speaker 1: Just well, you know what that was? A woman was 791 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,520 Speaker 1: at the Dinah Shore. It's like the biggest lesbian pool party. 792 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,879 Speaker 1: I think, like in the world. What's it called? Did 793 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:20,080 Speaker 1: the Dinah Shore? We should all go back Dinah the 794 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,120 Speaker 1: golf bitch and then like Dinah Shore, like she's a person, 795 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,799 Speaker 1: and then like all the lesbians like started going to 796 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:33,520 Speaker 1: play golf, so they named it. Yeah, but I crave. 797 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:38,480 Speaker 1: I think it's like, yeah, um, I'll go to either one. 798 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,319 Speaker 1: I just love being in pomp strings with dikes, but 799 00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,919 Speaker 1: so um, I'm just like and I was working because 800 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,320 Speaker 1: I worked for a lesbian magazine. I'm the managing editor 801 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,120 Speaker 1: of Going magazine. So I was like standing behind me 802 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,239 Speaker 1: a little booth and um like promoting the magazine and 803 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,560 Speaker 1: she walks up to me just and she was a 804 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,480 Speaker 1: black stude. She was super hot but just completely fucking 805 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,400 Speaker 1: dad asked like no sense of like irene e funny. 806 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,160 Speaker 1: She just goes like she's like, yo, can you funk me? 807 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,280 Speaker 1: With that robot arm and stickless fingers at my pussy. 808 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,200 Speaker 1: And I was like but just like no, just no 809 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,640 Speaker 1: cut and like a full mask stuff like might as 810 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:17,880 Speaker 1: well have had top surgery. Like like I like, I 811 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,440 Speaker 1: was just like hamming, am I no know? Like I 812 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,800 Speaker 1: I do well in these situations. But I was just 813 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,800 Speaker 1: so taken it back. And I was also like literally working, 814 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,719 Speaker 1: I have my stupid little like name tag on and 815 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,919 Speaker 1: like read Go magazine and I was like maybe later 816 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,399 Speaker 1: later that was in person and then just on dating 817 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:39,720 Speaker 1: apps would always be men that want pictures of the stump, 818 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,080 Speaker 1: so like this, I mean, well that is actually a kink. 819 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,680 Speaker 1: And I think we've talked about it. It was um 820 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:51,600 Speaker 1: where uh amputees? Uh So I mean you were born yeah, 821 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,560 Speaker 1: the way you were born but I'm still considered an 822 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,920 Speaker 1: ampute Yeah, congenital ampute A lot of people think that 823 00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:03,399 Speaker 1: means right now, so they just think that you're missing 824 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,040 Speaker 1: a whole vagina. Yeah, I'm like, why do you got 825 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,640 Speaker 1: to call a congenital It would be like a Barbie 826 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:11,160 Speaker 1: post does that mean? So? Congenital amputee is when you're 827 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:15,799 Speaker 1: born without a certain limb, But emputee, I normally think 828 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,120 Speaker 1: somehow during okay, and they want to see the stump. 829 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,480 Speaker 1: They just want pictures up. They never like I think 830 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,680 Speaker 1: this is like the sexiest thing ever. I'm obsessed with it, 831 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,040 Speaker 1: Like this is the ship that I would want to 832 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,880 Speaker 1: see if I was a per get to that stage 833 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,120 Speaker 1: where you felt like what you thought it was sexy? Yeah, 834 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,839 Speaker 1: second I saw it, I was like, really, that's so good, 835 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,719 Speaker 1: Like I die for it, Like I just think it's 836 00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:38,480 Speaker 1: like the most fashion thing. You said years without adult 837 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,080 Speaker 1: so it's only even three years? Did I did? I 838 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,800 Speaker 1: am robot? Like? Were was a movie? Was it something? 839 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:51,640 Speaker 1: Was it the technology? I like what you're saying, like 840 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,279 Speaker 1: did you want or Transformers? Did you watch something? And 841 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,920 Speaker 1: it's like, yo, I could I could be like a transport. 842 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,960 Speaker 1: I wrote this piece for Jezebel called getting Slutty at 843 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:05,120 Speaker 1: am camp and it was like about this like for 844 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,319 Speaker 1: kids with limb differences, and like how like we were 845 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,279 Speaker 1: all horse because I feel like everyone always thinks like 846 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,759 Speaker 1: disabled kids get together and they're like we're beautiful on 847 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,080 Speaker 1: the inside, and we're all like, like, I come on 848 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,440 Speaker 1: your chast or your ass. We were like nastiest when 849 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,200 Speaker 1: we were like little kids missing arms and it's like 850 00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,799 Speaker 1: all we talked about. There was amp camp. It was 851 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,720 Speaker 1: called the Patti Ross Back Camp for Children with limb differences, 852 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:30,640 Speaker 1: what we call a camp. I wrote this essay and 853 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,680 Speaker 1: I had lots of like amputees reaching out to me, 854 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,680 Speaker 1: and that was what I realized, Like it sounds really corny, 855 00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,520 Speaker 1: but like having a voice was powerful because like like 856 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,200 Speaker 1: a lot of girls with disabilities were like I never 857 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,040 Speaker 1: felt sexual before and you kind of like gave that 858 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:53,320 Speaker 1: to me and it was really like really beautiful. But anyway, 859 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,200 Speaker 1: this is this girl Angels Drew fre you as her name. 860 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,280 Speaker 1: She's an actor, she was in the Hunger Games. Reached 861 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,439 Speaker 1: out to me and was like I'm sucking obsessed with you. 862 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,720 Speaker 1: Do you want I have lunch? And I'm like yeah. 863 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,320 Speaker 1: She shows up to lunch in like this full fucking 864 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,520 Speaker 1: stormtrooper prosthetic. Like it's like bright white and like you 865 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,600 Speaker 1: can see like lights in it and ship and she's 866 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,759 Speaker 1: like drinking her wine with the arm and everything. And 867 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,440 Speaker 1: I didn't pay attention to where she said. I just 868 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,560 Speaker 1: stared at the arm the whole time. She's a fabulous person, 869 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,799 Speaker 1: but I was just like, where did you get that? Like? 870 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,719 Speaker 1: How do I make this happen in my life? Um? 871 00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:27,200 Speaker 1: How much is it? I like eighty grand? Um does 872 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:31,400 Speaker 1: the insurance it does? It does? Um? I was very 873 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,000 Speaker 1: lucky to have insurance cover it. The fucking thing broke. 874 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,839 Speaker 1: And that's another thing I'm so dumb lying about all 875 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,560 Speaker 1: the prosthetic companies. You are. Prosthetics fucking suck. They all 876 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,239 Speaker 1: break because people they want to be like, oh I 877 00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,359 Speaker 1: would go through the bionics thing night model and the 878 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,000 Speaker 1: thing breaks. But anyway, this is a new one. This 879 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:52,319 Speaker 1: is called a hero arm. The black yeah not not 880 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,400 Speaker 1: a lighten up? Yeah she lights up. Wait, let me 881 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,120 Speaker 1: ask how did those fingers just go down? I'm moving 882 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:02,440 Speaker 1: my muscles. Oh that's cool. Can you give us a 883 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:09,400 Speaker 1: piece sign? I can't you know? I used to actually 884 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,360 Speaker 1: I um one with like all these different electrodes, and 885 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,279 Speaker 1: I could move the fingers individually, but it's just exhausting 886 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,480 Speaker 1: because I have to move my muscle. Like think about, 887 00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:20,200 Speaker 1: like what you have to do to make a piece sign. Okay, 888 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,759 Speaker 1: it's not that hard. That is in your hands, but 889 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,719 Speaker 1: if you had to do that with just using the 890 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,759 Speaker 1: muscles in your end of your elbow, it's hard. Look 891 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,520 Speaker 1: at me trying to see what the muscles feel like. 892 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,640 Speaker 1: I see what you're saying, right, I feel like everybody 893 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,799 Speaker 1: in their car is probably doing this. Show their hands. No, wait, 894 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,280 Speaker 1: sex with that hand? I take it off, take it off, 895 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,040 Speaker 1: damn you old finger nobody? What? Oh wait, is it 896 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:44,439 Speaker 1: water proof? It's water resistant, but what about what about 897 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,200 Speaker 1: pussy juice resistance? It probably would be, but then it 898 00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,279 Speaker 1: would be it's black. It would like have you ever 899 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,600 Speaker 1: know with this with just like the stump, yes, which 900 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:59,480 Speaker 1: felt ridiculous and noting, would like fisting, but something I 901 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:04,480 Speaker 1: guess who asked for that? Did my girlfriend in college? 902 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,040 Speaker 1: She asked you to fix her with your stung? Yeah? 903 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:11,520 Speaker 1: Or sumper with your stung? Yeah? Did you feel her pussy? Yeah? 904 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,160 Speaker 1: You're feeling in your own yeah? Oh, I also have 905 00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:17,239 Speaker 1: extra nerve endings like in my my arms. I hate 906 00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:18,759 Speaker 1: the words stump. I just called my little arm, which 907 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:22,080 Speaker 1: I know it sounds gay, but like whatever, no, no, 908 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,080 Speaker 1: stuff does feel like it just sounds so fucking stupid. 909 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,359 Speaker 1: Feels like the M word. I don't like I don't 910 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,120 Speaker 1: know about Like no, wait, so you have extra nerve 911 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,680 Speaker 1: endings so it's more sensitive. Yeah, so like you hit 912 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,320 Speaker 1: your other elbow. Yeah, I'm cool with my arm is freezing. 913 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,520 Speaker 1: If I'm hot, my arms like really red hot, like 914 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,040 Speaker 1: if you like it doesn't like if I scratch it 915 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,680 Speaker 1: or something. It's not like I'm in so much pain, 916 00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,160 Speaker 1: but I feel it more. Oh, well, did you enjoy it? 917 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,279 Speaker 1: I was about to say when you were something, did 918 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:53,320 Speaker 1: did you fucking stupid? Like I just was laughing. No, 919 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,560 Speaker 1: it was not. It was just not. Also, it's very 920 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,400 Speaker 1: awkward because like it's I have your elbow of the elevation, 921 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,600 Speaker 1: but it's like yeah, I had to be like it 922 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,920 Speaker 1: was just not a cute position. Is like leaning like 923 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,560 Speaker 1: a pancake, Like it's just like not cute. Um, it was, Yeah, 924 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,960 Speaker 1: it was worth a try, Like I'm glad I tried it, 925 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,040 Speaker 1: but it was it was not like an actual sex act. 926 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,000 Speaker 1: It was maybe like thirty seconds and I was like this, 927 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,200 Speaker 1: this is so stupid, Like did she enjoy them? I 928 00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:21,640 Speaker 1: don't think so. I would have liked, like honestly, like 929 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:25,400 Speaker 1: I have um like a little bit of a hand 930 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,320 Speaker 1: like at the end of my little arm. It's like 931 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,840 Speaker 1: this little circling thing with like fingers and like I 932 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,520 Speaker 1: rubbed her a clip with it. One she really liked it. 933 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,640 Speaker 1: But I just feel so absolutely ridiculous, you know what 934 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,240 Speaker 1: it is because you know you have a full functioning, 935 00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,799 Speaker 1: You've had yours, right, and I'm like, why do you 936 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,799 Speaker 1: need But I don't know. I don't it's not that's 937 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,440 Speaker 1: like the weird thing because it makes me feel really 938 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,360 Speaker 1: sexually empowered to have the arm, Like I feel like 939 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,800 Speaker 1: that's like my little ship. It's like I'm the girl 940 00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:55,880 Speaker 1: with the robot arm, and but I don't use it. No, 941 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,359 Speaker 1: And also like I don't know what kind of germs 942 00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:00,560 Speaker 1: are on the ship, like cleaning in our other hand 943 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,719 Speaker 1: because as poor as right, I don't know. It's not 944 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,800 Speaker 1: like when you like because sometimes like it malfunctions like 945 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,399 Speaker 1: I've got I got stuck on a stripper pole ones 946 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:15,680 Speaker 1: did how can you please? Can you please? Go on 947 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:19,399 Speaker 1: and share this story please. I Um, it was at 948 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,839 Speaker 1: this like I've never been to like an actual sex party, 949 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,759 Speaker 1: which I'm so jealous of, and my chids are flying 950 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,319 Speaker 1: out again. It was like a private, like sort of 951 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,239 Speaker 1: like kink party at someone's house and there was a 952 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:34,319 Speaker 1: stripper pole there. Um okay, so I'm like, let me, 953 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,879 Speaker 1: I've taken a few pole dancing courses. I can dance 954 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,279 Speaker 1: a little bit. So I had just gone it and 955 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,680 Speaker 1: I was drunk as fun and like on some other drugs, 956 00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,960 Speaker 1: and I was just feeling really fly. You know. It's 957 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,400 Speaker 1: like when you feel hot, the universe is like, go 958 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,759 Speaker 1: kill yourself. So I'm like, I'm getting lots of attention. 959 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,880 Speaker 1: I probably have the biggest hits, and as there, I 960 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,440 Speaker 1: like really feel cool. So I'm like, I'm really going 961 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,239 Speaker 1: to send these people for it, Like I'm gonna, okay, 962 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,880 Speaker 1: clamp it on and then I do clip. Wait wait 963 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,960 Speaker 1: will you clapped your hand to the pole? Okay? I 964 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,560 Speaker 1: tried to do that really simple ship. I don't know 965 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:06,960 Speaker 1: what it's called, but it's like when you wrap your 966 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,040 Speaker 1: leg around the pole and then just spin down right. 967 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,960 Speaker 1: Everyone knows how to do that. Um. Yeah, I couldn't. Yeah, 968 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,600 Speaker 1: just did you have to take it off? So were 969 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,880 Speaker 1: you able to spin? Stop and down? And then I 970 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,280 Speaker 1: almost ripped my arm out of my own actual fucking 971 00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,200 Speaker 1: shoulder socket. And then I'm like just standing there and 972 00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,600 Speaker 1: I'm like, what do we do? Watch this animation? Right? 973 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,160 Speaker 1: So I removed my arm from the socket. Now it's 974 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,680 Speaker 1: just like a shriver pole with the arm, it's like 975 00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:36,759 Speaker 1: holding onto it with a lot of people watching it. Yes, 976 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:42,359 Speaker 1: like you see him of modern art. It's just like, yes, 977 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:45,799 Speaker 1: luckily I have to carry the charger with me in 978 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,919 Speaker 1: case these things happen. And is closer is close enough 979 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,120 Speaker 1: to uh wish. I'm gonna call it the ship in 980 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,520 Speaker 1: the wall where you plugged it in. Don't tell me 981 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,360 Speaker 1: you plug your arm up? Arm up? And I charged 982 00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:02,920 Speaker 1: it and then I put my arm back in. Let 983 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:07,000 Speaker 1: me get master at first, you want That's exactly what 984 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:08,719 Speaker 1: she said when she charged her How do you know 985 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,719 Speaker 1: the percentage of your hand? Like, did you know that 986 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:14,480 Speaker 1: it was gonna done? No? This one, well that's what 987 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:21,000 Speaker 1: happened and died in malfunction. Die This little liked just 988 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,040 Speaker 1: happened when I was far attending to That's what I'm 989 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:27,760 Speaker 1: saying this these this ship sucks so many fucking drinks. 990 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,440 Speaker 1: I'd go to hand someone and then I just couldn't 991 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:30,759 Speaker 1: hand it to them, and they'd be like, quit playing 992 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:37,400 Speaker 1: with me, and I'm like, I like one stop and 993 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,120 Speaker 1: you blanc and I'm like it would just be like, 994 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,200 Speaker 1: you know, that's really funny, and you know what, it's 995 00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,879 Speaker 1: so crazy because like I feel like sometimes you don't 996 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,040 Speaker 1: want to laugh at these things. Oh you can laugh, 997 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,120 Speaker 1: but the ship is fucking hilarious, and do not laughing 998 00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:56,879 Speaker 1: is really worse. Totally, Like this is hilarious. Absolutely, that's 999 00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,719 Speaker 1: a great story. You're like you're crying, like everything is 1000 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,080 Speaker 1: fun be funny. Like to me, there's nothing awful limits 1001 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,160 Speaker 1: about like humor. I mean, I think that that's why 1002 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,840 Speaker 1: we love, Like we love that we can laugh at sex. 1003 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,120 Speaker 1: Like I think that that's what the show being even 1004 00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,000 Speaker 1: in comedy. Yeah, we teach your whole some ship, but 1005 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:16,480 Speaker 1: to be able to laugh at ourselves in and talk 1006 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,120 Speaker 1: about sex in a comedic way because it is funny. Yeah, 1007 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,920 Speaker 1: a lot of the things that we do, Like I 1008 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,000 Speaker 1: literally look at sex workers that are amputees or anything. 1009 00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,920 Speaker 1: I don't because I just wanted because you're in the 1010 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,759 Speaker 1: space right of talking about sex and dating, and then 1011 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,759 Speaker 1: I feel like people would want to connect with you, 1012 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:37,160 Speaker 1: just like you did with the actress. It's like have 1013 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,520 Speaker 1: they ever hit you up? And we're like, yeah, I'm 1014 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,799 Speaker 1: about to sell some pussy. I don't. I find it 1015 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:45,520 Speaker 1: hard to find like influencers or people like in this 1016 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,760 Speaker 1: sand influencers is such a doochy word, but like people 1017 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:52,799 Speaker 1: on the the internet that are disabled um or amputees 1018 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,719 Speaker 1: that are like doing the same hole ship that I am. 1019 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,240 Speaker 1: I'm not saying like I'm so great or I'm so unique, 1020 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:02,960 Speaker 1: but it is like very an untapped sort of space, 1021 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,040 Speaker 1: at least from what I'm seeing. Just because like I 1022 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,640 Speaker 1: haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. So someone 1023 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,560 Speaker 1: better not be like, well, you didn't mention me, but 1024 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,279 Speaker 1: do you mind the word disability or disabled? I don't care. 1025 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,640 Speaker 1: I can I also ask you then, in terms of 1026 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,200 Speaker 1: what you just said, I would be jealous if there 1027 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,040 Speaker 1: was though, like I would want to be the disabled ship. Sorry. 1028 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:23,040 Speaker 1: When you're having conversations like again, we can bring up 1029 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,799 Speaker 1: sex in the first conversation over text messages, do you 1030 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:30,160 Speaker 1: find that sex and the relationship talk plays a back 1031 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,080 Speaker 1: seat to people asking you about your amputee or your 1032 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,520 Speaker 1: robot arm, or like, does that take the forward leading 1033 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,600 Speaker 1: part of the conversations that you have with people? Because 1034 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,239 Speaker 1: I feel like we were actually didn't talk about it 1035 00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:41,919 Speaker 1: as much as I thought. We took a long time 1036 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,520 Speaker 1: to get to it, which I love because you you 1037 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,120 Speaker 1: clearly had stories and we just you know, talked well. 1038 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,759 Speaker 1: Clue because we're talking about eating. I imagine if we 1039 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:49,960 Speaker 1: forgot about it, they'd be like, did you want to 1040 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,760 Speaker 1: ask about the But like, do you find that people 1041 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:59,959 Speaker 1: lead with talking about your bionic bitch ass before both 1042 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,400 Speaker 1: or they bring up like just regular casual conversations. Do 1043 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:08,720 Speaker 1: you mean like just like with any interaction. Yes, yeah, 1044 00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,640 Speaker 1: I kind of got to get it out of the way. 1045 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:14,000 Speaker 1: It doesn't bother me, okay, I mean it is kind 1046 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,120 Speaker 1: of like hard to to miss sort of, so it 1047 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:20,280 Speaker 1: doesn't definitely doesn't bother me, but it's hard to Mostly 1048 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,239 Speaker 1: it's like just innocent ship, Like what happened to your arm? 1049 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,200 Speaker 1: That's fine. I mean I ain't gonnae can I be 1050 00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,719 Speaker 1: honest with you? I felt really bad. So we had 1051 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,359 Speaker 1: guests here before you, and as they were leaving out, 1052 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,680 Speaker 1: I just saw you standing there and I knew so literally, 1053 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,839 Speaker 1: I knew you were our next guest because I looked 1054 00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:37,680 Speaker 1: down at your arm and I didn't know if you 1055 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,920 Speaker 1: saw me look down at your arm. And then I 1056 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,640 Speaker 1: felt really bad when I went to the bathroom, like, oh, 1057 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,759 Speaker 1: that's our next guest, because I saw the arm and 1058 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,960 Speaker 1: I just was like, damn, I really looked at like 1059 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,880 Speaker 1: I normally don't like yeah, and I don't feel flatter. 1060 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:52,920 Speaker 1: I thought you were checking me out. You were disability 1061 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,239 Speaker 1: and I'm going to write a think piece about it. 1062 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,239 Speaker 1: But no, like I mean clearly when you said that's 1063 00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:58,759 Speaker 1: the first thing that people noticed. I just wanted to 1064 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,120 Speaker 1: know that's literally where people also feel the need to 1065 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,600 Speaker 1: start the conversation because we we we see it almost 1066 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,759 Speaker 1: or at least I see it as disrespectful to just 1067 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:12,359 Speaker 1: lead a conversation with someone's disability often. So that's why 1068 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,600 Speaker 1: I wanted to know if that's your experience with people 1069 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:20,560 Speaker 1: it's either the tits or the arm, how does the 1070 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:25,120 Speaker 1: conversation start nice tits and then they're like, oh damn, 1071 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:27,719 Speaker 1: is that a glove? Yeah. I also had like when 1072 00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:30,239 Speaker 1: I was like, I had a guy not feel like 1073 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:33,400 Speaker 1: I had one arm until we were like halfway. I 1074 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,480 Speaker 1: was going home with him and he didn't realize that 1075 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:38,759 Speaker 1: I had on arm and he was so distracted by it. 1076 00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:45,160 Speaker 1: How fucked up are you? Yeah? And it was actually 1077 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,799 Speaker 1: kind of like kind of like hurtful because then he 1078 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:51,400 Speaker 1: was like, mad, I don't fun with that, and like left. 1079 00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,640 Speaker 1: What I was gonna ask your worst dating experience? That 1080 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,879 Speaker 1: sounds like it. I didn't really even want to suck 1081 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,400 Speaker 1: him that I was just in college and just like 1082 00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,840 Speaker 1: doing what I thought I was supposed to do. And 1083 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,320 Speaker 1: I was like my first week at a frat party, 1084 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:05,040 Speaker 1: like I will go home with this guy. But yeah, no, 1085 00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:07,719 Speaker 1: my worst dating story is like I fucked this girl 1086 00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:09,959 Speaker 1: and she went into happy baby position after we fox 1087 00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:14,719 Speaker 1: that it was happy baby. It's like, okay, you like 1088 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:18,040 Speaker 1: hold your like angles and then you're like ankles are too. 1089 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,840 Speaker 1: And she was also like morbidly obvious, which is fine, 1090 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,799 Speaker 1: no problem. Like I said, again, a lot of weight 1091 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:28,040 Speaker 1: in quarantine, but I just be prepared for that. Yeah, 1092 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,000 Speaker 1: you need to you really need to get a baby 1093 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,000 Speaker 1: like when you're wiping. Oh wait, she just randomly did 1094 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:37,480 Speaker 1: that after sex. Maybe that's her telling you she wanted 1095 00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:41,640 Speaker 1: more for anyone that's listening and you can't imagine it. 1096 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,560 Speaker 1: I would just say, you're holding your legs open on 1097 00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,720 Speaker 1: your back. Yeah, you really didn't describe that. Well, okay, 1098 00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,840 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I have one arm. I mean for the 1099 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:57,080 Speaker 1: people listening that go to yoga, knew what you know? What? Okay? 1100 00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:00,960 Speaker 1: That No. I was just like, yeah, I go to 1101 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,640 Speaker 1: hot yoga a lot, and this is a happy Baby, 1102 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:05,680 Speaker 1: And I was like all right, and I was I 1103 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,000 Speaker 1: was on like a pr trip, like I got this 1104 00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:11,200 Speaker 1: hotel stay somewhere, and I asked her to come with me, 1105 00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:13,120 Speaker 1: and we were like upstate in the middle of North Like, 1106 00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:16,279 Speaker 1: I'm stuck with Happy Baby. So I just went to 1107 00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,600 Speaker 1: the hotel bar and just like sucking, drank my sorrows 1108 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,919 Speaker 1: away and just texted every single person I've ever met 1109 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:22,719 Speaker 1: with no contacts, like I just sucked some girl and 1110 00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,480 Speaker 1: she went to Happy Baby like I have to kill myself. 1111 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:29,799 Speaker 1: Not a happy baby, bitch, Phoebe. Damn. That was a 1112 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:33,000 Speaker 1: good story. So the guy said, no, he didn't funk 1113 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,360 Speaker 1: with that. Um, I'm trying to think what would be 1114 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,360 Speaker 1: an ailment that would make you be a little nervous. 1115 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,240 Speaker 1: I feel like for me, it would just be legs 1116 00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:43,919 Speaker 1: because of sexual positions. But I wouldn't stop myself. Oh yeah, 1117 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,239 Speaker 1: I would say for sure. Like even when I put 1118 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,240 Speaker 1: this athlete one time his foot, something's wrong with his foot, 1119 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,520 Speaker 1: and so like the only position we could do was 1120 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,279 Speaker 1: me writing, and I was just like, oh, this just 1121 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,800 Speaker 1: isn't gonna work. So I was sucked the dick. We 1122 00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,319 Speaker 1: didn't even have sex, so I was like, you know, 1123 00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,640 Speaker 1: I don't like writeing dick, but literally his foot or 1124 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:03,240 Speaker 1: ankle or something was messed up here and we couldn't 1125 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,920 Speaker 1: do doggie position, and I was like, oh, yeah, this 1126 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:09,400 Speaker 1: single work. I think about wheelchair sex a lot because, um, 1127 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,120 Speaker 1: that really hot guy in Orlando. I think his name 1128 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,200 Speaker 1: is Dayne. He's got like green eyes and he got shot. 1129 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,839 Speaker 1: He's played ball. Remember there's a security guard. He's fine 1130 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:21,560 Speaker 1: his book, and um, I always think about that, Like 1131 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,560 Speaker 1: I've never been like close to fucking him or anything 1132 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,080 Speaker 1: like that, but I'd be like, damn, I wonder what 1133 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:30,919 Speaker 1: it would be like, like how much muscle does it happen? Yeah? Okay, Um, 1134 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:34,440 Speaker 1: I also think he drives too. But anyway, long story short, 1135 00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,560 Speaker 1: He's made me think about it because like that was 1136 00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,359 Speaker 1: the person that like I've seen. I don't see many, 1137 00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:41,439 Speaker 1: not too often, Like when I'm out in a club, 1138 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,840 Speaker 1: do I see men in wheelchairs? But long story short, 1139 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,560 Speaker 1: when I watched Curb Your Enthusiasm and Larry David, who 1140 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,799 Speaker 1: is just ridiculous, you know what I'm talking about, that 1141 00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,840 Speaker 1: was one of his best episodes. What was the wheelchair? 1142 00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,319 Speaker 1: What was her name? I don't know, he says most 1143 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,040 Speaker 1: of the guy in the wheelchair that he's like, that's 1144 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,719 Speaker 1: such ad dick to Larry David. Oh yeah, but the 1145 00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,680 Speaker 1: girl he was like trying to put his leg over 1146 00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,560 Speaker 1: it and trying to figure it out. And then he 1147 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,480 Speaker 1: saw another bitch in a wheelchair and he thought they 1148 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:06,200 Speaker 1: knew each other. Yo. Like, And I think about that 1149 00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:10,920 Speaker 1: episode so much handicap den he'se handicap because he met 1150 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,040 Speaker 1: someone else that was like athlete handicap and it was. 1151 00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:18,520 Speaker 1: But long story short, I have always been nervous for that, 1152 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,360 Speaker 1: never really anything else as far as the disability like 1153 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,920 Speaker 1: blind deaf, like I don't know, I don't really see it. 1154 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:28,600 Speaker 1: And honestly, if I could have a blind guy that 1155 00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:31,560 Speaker 1: was just like someone who was good as far as 1156 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,280 Speaker 1: like having a c and I dog or a stick 1157 00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,800 Speaker 1: and he was lit with it. Oh please can you imagine, 1158 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,960 Speaker 1: like you not even get my hair done like that 1159 00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:42,040 Speaker 1: would be fucking amazing for me. I would love that. 1160 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,479 Speaker 1: And if death, he probably stayed with me forever because 1161 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:52,000 Speaker 1: me talking ruins things. Yes, I agree for myself. Like anyway, well, 1162 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,640 Speaker 1: before we get out of here, you have a podcast 1163 00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:57,520 Speaker 1: I do. Um. I have a podcast of girls interrupted 1164 00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,160 Speaker 1: um with my creative partners are Barry and Be. Call 1165 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,960 Speaker 1: it not a mental health podcast, a mental illness podcast, 1166 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,560 Speaker 1: and um, we just get real and raw about being 1167 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,080 Speaker 1: sucked up in the head. Um are similar to you 1168 00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:12,520 Speaker 1: guys were just raunchy and fucking weird. Um. But yeah, 1169 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,360 Speaker 1: I was talking about um with guests are just together. 1170 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:18,760 Speaker 1: We want you, we want you ball Okay, well we 1171 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,800 Speaker 1: want you. I just didn't know how to approach it. 1172 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,800 Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, no, we would love to have you on. 1173 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:30,360 Speaker 1: And I have a lot of fun up ship exactly good. 1174 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:33,840 Speaker 1: Yeah so you're alexeho Yeah, come on, like the that's 1175 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,480 Speaker 1: what caught me to gain weight. So now we'll have LiPo. 1176 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,720 Speaker 1: But if I have a consultation for LiPo on Saturday, 1177 00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,800 Speaker 1: I'm so exciting. Really good luck because in New York 1178 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:46,640 Speaker 1: it was like twelve tho some crazy amount. I feel 1179 00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,040 Speaker 1: like I'm just going to go to the consultation and 1180 00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:52,280 Speaker 1: be discouraged. But like we'll say, once I started seeing prices, 1181 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:55,000 Speaker 1: I was like maybe fetter, mean, like what could I 1182 00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:58,080 Speaker 1: get into? Like maybe it's the gym, like fuck, But 1183 00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:01,640 Speaker 1: you know I do. I think when people are talking 1184 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,480 Speaker 1: about like different medicines there on in different mental illnesses, 1185 00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,800 Speaker 1: it's really really helpful because a lot of people shun 1186 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,240 Speaker 1: away from it or don't know who to turn to, 1187 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,480 Speaker 1: and if they don't have access to therapy, it's like, well, 1188 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,560 Speaker 1: I'm just googling ship now. Yeah, No, we're real and Ron, 1189 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,840 Speaker 1: we're funny. But it's like a very like genuine open 1190 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,520 Speaker 1: conversation about mental In this South Girl Interrupted like the 1191 00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:24,240 Speaker 1: movie Girls interrupted with is Z girls, what is the 1192 00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:27,280 Speaker 1: and your I G Dana TRESI d A y n 1193 00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,280 Speaker 1: A t r O I s I. That will be 1194 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,080 Speaker 1: in the description of this episode because the title reward 1195 00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:35,600 Speaker 1: Dana Yeah with Dana, um, well, thank you so much. 1196 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:39,080 Speaker 1: This was This was a lot of fun. You guys 1197 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,640 Speaker 1: are like my podcast fucking queens, like obsessed with you. 1198 00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:45,080 Speaker 1: Treat to be with you guys. You know, just a 1199 00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:48,760 Speaker 1: white woman's title. Well, I'm looking forward to meeting you 1200 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,680 Speaker 1: and your co host. Um, go check out their podcast. 1201 00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:53,960 Speaker 1: And if you want some more horrible decisions, Patreon dot 1202 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,920 Speaker 1: com back slash Horrible Decisions where you can get hundreds 1203 00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:00,000 Speaker 1: of episodes. Um, what was I gonna say? A little? 1204 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,800 Speaker 1: Um live episodes and if you guys record on zoom, 1205 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,680 Speaker 1: maybe we can do like a mental health episode on 1206 01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,280 Speaker 1: our Patreon with you guys. I'd be dope too, and 1207 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,600 Speaker 1: um yeah, and come visit w t F Media Studios. 1208 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:16,520 Speaker 1: You should record your episode here. We're just saying okay, um, guys, 1209 01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,240 Speaker 1: we are gonna leave you guys with a five minute 1210 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,240 Speaker 1: bonus clip. And again, if you like what you hear, 1211 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:23,920 Speaker 1: go on over to Patreon dot com back slash Horrible Decisions. Also, 1212 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,280 Speaker 1: if you haven't yet, head on over to official box 1213 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,320 Speaker 1: owner dot com. We are liquidating everything so you can 1214 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:33,280 Speaker 1: get work acid depositories and Apple side of vinegar gummies 1215 01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:35,800 Speaker 1: for just ten dollars. That is the lowest price you 1216 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,000 Speaker 1: guys will find for that on the internet, So go 1217 01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:41,680 Speaker 1: on over to dollars and go on to official box 1218 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,880 Speaker 1: owner dot com. Also, if you want to listen to 1219 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:45,400 Speaker 1: more of me, you can also check me out on 1220 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:49,000 Speaker 1: my other podcast every Tuesday and Friday, See the Thing 1221 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:52,120 Speaker 1: Is Podcast. Um check it out. I'm over there with 1222 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,920 Speaker 1: Richie Kelly. Again. We're leaving you guys with a five 1223 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,400 Speaker 1: minute bonus clip. Dana, thank you so much for joining 1224 01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:00,680 Speaker 1: us today. And guys, this has been yet another episode 1225 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:06,800 Speaker 1: of horrible decisions by and that motherfucker did not get 1226 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,360 Speaker 1: a funk. He said, you shouldn't have let me fuck 1227 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:12,880 Speaker 1: you for free, by Bro, that line is what I 1228 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:16,000 Speaker 1: was waiting for you to read. Like. It's so weird 1229 01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,760 Speaker 1: because I mean, you know, we've talked a lot to 1230 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,440 Speaker 1: sex workers. You and I have had sugar daddies. You 1231 01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:26,040 Speaker 1: already know some of them. Niggas. Listen, I wouldn't even 1232 01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:29,200 Speaker 1: see you without a deposit, niggas. No, I'm not seriously 1233 01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,440 Speaker 1: like And so the fact that she was trying to 1234 01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,080 Speaker 1: exhort him for money after she already gave up the pussy, 1235 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:37,520 Speaker 1: it's just like, then here's the more of the ship. 1236 01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,959 Speaker 1: He goes, motherfucker's leaking ship from a year ago, because 1237 01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,840 Speaker 1: I haven't had a haircut over a year. You know 1238 01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,200 Speaker 1: a lot of rappers and people do that before they're 1239 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,400 Speaker 1: like they got an album or a big day or whatever. 1240 01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,840 Speaker 1: I don't care about bitches leaking old news. You're part 1241 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,959 Speaker 1: of my collection next cred titis and Askedideby is gonna 1242 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:54,560 Speaker 1: come with a refund if we break break up that contract? 1243 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:56,680 Speaker 1: That bitch I a build you up to sit on 1244 01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:59,920 Speaker 1: another nigga's shelf bitcher By trophy. He returned to Twitter 1245 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,440 Speaker 1: of the first time since February when she did that ship. 1246 01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:08,680 Speaker 1: He hadn't been on entire time. I'm glad, I'm glad 1247 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:12,400 Speaker 1: that he took a break. Um, I'm glad that he 1248 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,280 Speaker 1: took a break from social media because he was doing 1249 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:18,360 Speaker 1: just a lot of like like flushing hundred dollar bills 1250 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,320 Speaker 1: down the toilet and stuff like that, and he was losing, 1251 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:23,720 Speaker 1: so he was talking a lot of ships online and 1252 01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:28,160 Speaker 1: not winning fights. So that was great. But also especially 1253 01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:38,120 Speaker 1: that way I love you the best line and honestly, like, 1254 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:43,760 Speaker 1: who was it? Was it? Alex Oh? When my page 1255 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,440 Speaker 1: got deleted? Remember my page kept getting deleted. It actually 1256 01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:48,560 Speaker 1: happened during the town hall the first time my page 1257 01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:51,680 Speaker 1: got deleted. Instagram keeps deleting me, right, it hasn't happened 1258 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:54,120 Speaker 1: in a wild thank god. So basically, I kept getting 1259 01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:56,320 Speaker 1: de leted on Instagram, and the day that it happened, 1260 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,000 Speaker 1: I was also locked out of an email account, and 1261 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,760 Speaker 1: I said, oh, they didn't got my news. So for 1262 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:07,120 Speaker 1: some reasons in your email No, I just figured they 1263 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,120 Speaker 1: would do the password thing. It wasn't my email, it 1264 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,200 Speaker 1: was I thought they would get the passwords and find it. 1265 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,880 Speaker 1: So for some reason I called Andrew because I thought 1266 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,400 Speaker 1: he knew someone in Instagram, and I was like, dude, 1267 01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:18,720 Speaker 1: I needed to help me, and he was like, well, well, 1268 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,040 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, let me check Reddit. I said, 1269 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:26,720 Speaker 1: where are you checking Reddit? He goes because if it's 1270 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:29,480 Speaker 1: not on there, you're good. He's like, but one is 1271 01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,080 Speaker 1: getting on posted on Reddit. He's like, do you think 1272 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:34,120 Speaker 1: anything's bad? And I was like, do I think anything 1273 01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:36,800 Speaker 1: is bad? So then I call Alex freaking out, and 1274 01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,520 Speaker 1: he's like, why do you even care? Like this isn't 1275 01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:41,800 Speaker 1: even a bad look for like what you do for 1276 01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:44,400 Speaker 1: a living. And I was like, bro, yes it is. 1277 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,960 Speaker 1: So I was about to say, when my nude went 1278 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,040 Speaker 1: all over the Reddit, then it was a good one 1279 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:54,000 Speaker 1: that you had. What if mine isn't good? Well? It 1280 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,760 Speaker 1: was also weird because it was from when I was 1281 01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,640 Speaker 1: eighteen years old. So it was just it's clearly old. 1282 01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:03,840 Speaker 1: You're is clearly old. I am thirty years old. The 1283 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,960 Speaker 1: fact that a nude is circulating Reddit from when I 1284 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:11,560 Speaker 1: was eighteen living in Atlanta, before my titties even started dropping, Like, 1285 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,200 Speaker 1: get the funk out of here. You're just lucky it 1286 01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:17,240 Speaker 1: was good, dog, because it could be bad. Well, I've 1287 01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:19,560 Speaker 1: got some are good. I don't send out bad one, 1288 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,000 Speaker 1: so I don't have bad ones, but I have in 1289 01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:28,280 Speaker 1: my phone, like I'll go through That's what I'm talking about. Oh, 1290 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,360 Speaker 1: I don't send out bad ones, but I'm like, I've 1291 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,680 Speaker 1: got ones that maybe like that that didn't get sent out, 1292 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:36,760 Speaker 1: and if they hacked the eye cloud, let me go 1293 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:41,880 Speaker 1: through that. Actually the day like bro, speaking of that ship, 1294 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,920 Speaker 1: I was talking to a whole girl of mine who 1295 01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:48,400 Speaker 1: like made like sex tapes with like a guy she's 1296 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,880 Speaker 1: been dating for a while who's famous, and she was like, yo, 1297 01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:55,840 Speaker 1: he wants us to videotape them on like he doesn't 1298 01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,240 Speaker 1: care about her, he doesn't think that she'll expose him 1299 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,320 Speaker 1: because they've been in a relationship for a minute. But 1300 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:04,120 Speaker 1: he's just worried they'll get hacked. So she said they 1301 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:09,080 Speaker 1: fucking went too best Buy, and they kept telling the 1302 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:13,480 Speaker 1: girl night vision night vision, and she was like, Okay, 1303 01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:15,880 Speaker 1: I see what y'are saying. So then it's just that 1304 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,080 Speaker 1: the girl was trying to help her, like to like 1305 01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:20,160 Speaker 1: tell her how to basically like make the sex tape. 1306 01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:23,880 Speaker 1: And she said that there's so many of them that 1307 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,880 Speaker 1: require USB or SD cards that they had to get 1308 01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:30,520 Speaker 1: such an old one to actually get tape footage. I 1309 01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:34,240 Speaker 1: was about to say, like, and then even if you 1310 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:37,400 Speaker 1: get it on a tape, how do you play it? Like, 1311 01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:41,400 Speaker 1: there's not even DVD players. DVD players were after people 1312 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:46,480 Speaker 1: using past so but but that's still connected to the internet. 1313 01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:50,040 Speaker 1: I still think there's a cloud for PlayStations and ship. Yeah, 1314 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,640 Speaker 1: there there's some PlayStations. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying. 1315 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,760 Speaker 1: So this is what they came up with. Um it 1316 01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:59,560 Speaker 1: wasn't Christmas. I'm sorry they did it for like one 1317 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:02,760 Speaker 1: of their birth days. So he plays ball, and um, 1318 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,760 Speaker 1: he's like all around the country, right, but he is 1319 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:08,240 Speaker 1: someone who's like no, and so I get why he's scared. 1320 01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:10,160 Speaker 1: But sometimes I feel like, did they really be in 1321 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,400 Speaker 1: their head too much about getting exposed? Are they thing 1322 01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:18,480 Speaker 1: is paranoid? I mean, it's not even that to be well, 1323 01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:24,000 Speaker 1: not only extortion um like I don't know, niggas will 1324 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,080 Speaker 1: claim they lose millions, Like when I was a blogger, 1325 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,280 Speaker 1: I did a story and post