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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who recently moved into a

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Speaker 1: new house. And this happened just a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: So he's only met a couple of his neighbors. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's about to meet one more when I reach out

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Speaker 1: and ask him for a friendly favor. He doesn't know me,

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Speaker 1: but I'm going to pretend that I live close and

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Speaker 1: I have an uncomfortable situation going on at my place

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Speaker 1: that I hope he can step in and fix. This

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Speaker 1: could get awkward in your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey is this Alex?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Who's calling?

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Speaker 1: My name is Curtis, and I just wanted to say hi.

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Speaker 1: I heard you move into our neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: Oh sweet, Yeah, I actually.

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Speaker 1: Lived diagonal from you, a little bit across the street

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Speaker 1: in the Gray House.

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Speaker 3: Awesome, man, nice to meet you. You know, we're having

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Speaker 3: a great time in this neighborhood so far. It seems

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Speaker 3: really nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it can be sure, Okay, Yeah, neighborhood's fine.

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Speaker 1: But I'm kind of dealing with another situation and I

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Speaker 1: really could use your.

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Speaker 2: Help with it.

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Speaker 3: Sure, Yeah, what's up? Man?

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Speaker 1: So I think my wife is messing around behind my back.

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Speaker 3: That sucks. That sucks. And you're telling me.

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Speaker 2: But here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: I can't prove it yet, but I'm hoping with your

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Speaker 1: help maybe I can get this done. You know, neighbor

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Speaker 1: to neighbor, neighbors help and neighbors sort of thing.

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Speaker 3: Well, what exactly do you have in mind? Because you know,

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Speaker 3: I don't know you exactly.

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Speaker 2: You don't know me.

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Speaker 1: That's why this works. You don't know me, you don't

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Speaker 1: know my wife. And so I heard you work from home.

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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, okay, what does that have to do with anything?

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Speaker 2: That's perfect?

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Speaker 1: So tomorrow morning, I'm gonna leave my set around eight

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Speaker 1: thirty in.

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Speaker 2: A blue BMW.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and once you've seen me pull out, just wait

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Speaker 1: about like fifteen twenty minutes and take your shirt off

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Speaker 1: and go over to my house with some mail and

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Speaker 1: like an Amazon box and say, hey, I think this

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Speaker 1: package might belong to you.

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Speaker 3: Listen, man, I don't know if you're all in my change.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, okay, look, I know what you're thinking. It

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Speaker 1: sounds pretty amateurish, but it's not. Because I hit a

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Speaker 1: GoPro inside of this Amazon box so it can film

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Speaker 1: everything the way my wife can't tell what you're doing.

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Speaker 3: Why in this scenario. Do you want me to not

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Speaker 3: have a shirt on?

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Speaker 2: I think you know why.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna do me a solid And I'm not asking

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Speaker 1: you to go longer than five minutes.

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Speaker 2: If that's what you're wondering.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, No.

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Speaker 1: I just need enough footage to prove that she is

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Speaker 1: definitely cheating.

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Speaker 3: I don't think this is the way to go about this.

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Speaker 2: No, I think it is.

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Speaker 1: You'll know, Bob, the guy who lives next door to you, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he already did this for me.

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Speaker 2: Bob did this, Yeah he did.

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Speaker 1: But the footage that he got was grainy. So I

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Speaker 1: had him go back three more.

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Speaker 3: Times, three more times for what.

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Speaker 2: For evidence collecting?

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Speaker 1: And the footage kept getting worse somehow, and Bob kept

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Speaker 1: asking me, Oh, can I go again?

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Speaker 2: I'll go back and try again. I'll try again. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, I just think it's better to start over,

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Speaker 2: new guy, new camera.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what kind of neighborhood I moved into here,

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Speaker 3: I mean neighbors helping neighbors. Even if this is something

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Speaker 3: I would have to do, which it's not. But even

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Speaker 3: if it was something I would agree to do, there's

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Speaker 3: no way my wife would be cool with this man.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that getting your wife involved

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Speaker 1: in this. O.

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Speaker 2: You two come over together.

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Speaker 1: Maybe do a little role play action two Vikings in

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Speaker 1: a Swede.

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Speaker 2: You've ever done that one before?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Oh, and I love that one. My wife goes crazy

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Speaker 2: for it.

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Speaker 3: Please stop.

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Speaker 2: No, maybe why she's doing this?

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Speaker 3: Actually, I'm telling you, man, like you want a cup

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Speaker 3: of sugar, you can come on over. But you want

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Speaker 3: to do some weird sing operation on your wife, I'm

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Speaker 3: not into it really.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you ever had issues in your marriage,

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Speaker 1: I'd happily come over and do the same for you.

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Speaker 3: You are not coming over here, man. I don't want

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Speaker 3: you shirt lists dressed like a Viking or a suite

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Speaker 3: or whatever.

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Speaker 2: That's not what.

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Speaker 1: Whatever your wife is into is what I would do,

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Speaker 1: because she is pretty cute.

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Speaker 3: Hey, that is that is a line, man, Do not

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Speaker 3: cross that line.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean she told me to tell you that. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm serious.

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Speaker 1: Your wife, Haley, she listens to that Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: show that does the prank calls, you know, like this

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Speaker 1: one that I'm doing on you.

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Speaker 2: So she told me to prank you and also.

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Speaker 3: Tell you that what are you what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm not your neighbor man jeff from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: This is a phone jet serious.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your wife Haley told us to call you. She

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Speaker 1: said that you guys just moved and you've only met

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Speaker 1: a couple of neighbors and she thought we could mess

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Speaker 1: with you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so real quick, last question before I let you

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Speaker 1: go real life.

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Speaker 2: Two Vikings, one Swede? Which one? Are you?

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Speaker 3: My god? Two Vikings one Swede. That is just messed up.

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Speaker 3: I know you want to go there.

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Speaker 2: Let me hear you scream Valhalla.

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Speaker 3: No God. We use every morning with fum taps weekday

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Speaker 3: mornings on the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,