1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: You don't know me confession I can't take back earl arms. 2 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:13,040 Speaker 2: Mouse speaker text to seventy five ninety two says I 3 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,880 Speaker 2: bought a newsboys style hat thinking it would make me 4 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 2: look like Killian Murphy from Peaky Blinders. Yes, instead, I 5 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 2: just look like Guy Fieri hit his midlife crisis. 6 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 3: Hey, that's Q two. 7 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, guy Fieri's a. 8 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,840 Speaker 2: Hot slice of manhood first of all, so let's not 9 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 2: sell him short. 10 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 3: Has Guy Fieri ever not been in a midlife crisis? 11 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 3: That's a you know. 12 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,519 Speaker 2: Also, he makes a mean secret burger sauce filled with 13 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 2: all kinds of juicy secret ingredients, just like we do 14 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:45,839 Speaker 2: on this segment. The mass Speaker ye filled with secrets 15 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:49,280 Speaker 2: from our own listeners whose real names will never know, 16 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:53,639 Speaker 2: like today's honored confession maker, who's chosen Gina as her 17 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 2: fake name. 18 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 4: So, Gina, welcome to the show. 19 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 2: Hi. 20 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 3: Hi, everybody look good in a Peaky Blunder's hat. 21 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,759 Speaker 1: I mean I might. I look at it everything. 22 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 4: Here's the confidence we need now. The voice changer is 23 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:09,320 Speaker 4: on for you. Gina. 24 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 2: You're our mass speaker, so whenever you're ready, let's hear 25 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,759 Speaker 2: your confession. I don't even think I need a voice 26 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 2: disguiser for this because it's not like a bad secret. 27 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:21,440 Speaker 3: It's just more like a humble brag and I don't 28 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 3: want to. 29 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 2: Get okay's voice changer is off and your real voice 30 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 2: is out for all the public to hear. 31 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 3: We're going to do that. 32 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,320 Speaker 4: If that's what Gina wants, you know, I think it's 33 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 4: going to be. 34 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 1: Okay, it's not anything. 35 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 4: All right, Well, everyone listening, welcome to the speaker. Here 36 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,320 Speaker 4: we go. Let's do it. Wraw, go for it. 37 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:44,919 Speaker 1: Okay, so. 38 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 3: Look at you, you lovely voice. 39 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: That voice. 40 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 4: No, but go ahead. So what's your confession? 41 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 1: So back in high school, during my senior year, which 42 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 1: was a little bit ago, I was dating this guy 43 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: in my class for like a year and a half. Nate. 44 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 4: Whoa he's going to do that is his real name? 45 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: Wow? Oh wait, can you beat his name? 46 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 4: I already said it, so we pretty much have to. 47 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,799 Speaker 1: Thank you. So anyways, it's prom seasons coming up. I'm 48 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: getting so excited to go to prom with Nate. And 49 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: then like a couple of weeks before prom, like he 50 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:29,960 Speaker 1: starts acting a little differently, like he's pulling back. We're 51 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 1: not hanging out as much. He's getting distant a good. 52 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 3: Sign he's wanted to take somebody else to prom. 53 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not what I thought you meant by he 54 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,960 Speaker 2: was acting differently. I thought he was getting excited for prom, 55 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,240 Speaker 2: but it sounds like opposite. Yeah. 56 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: So he comes over one night and we're talking outside 57 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: and he tells me he has questions about our relationship. 58 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 3: Being a seventeen year old, it's like your world feels 59 00:02:59,760 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 3: like it? 60 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 4: Yeah? 61 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 2: What TV show did he pull that line? 62 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: I was so. I was in tears. It was awful. 63 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,640 Speaker 3: It's the hardest. Yes. 64 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 1: And so the next day at school I find out 65 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:20,239 Speaker 1: that he asked another girl to from Wow, got it. 66 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,920 Speaker 3: Now you got to hate her too, even though you 67 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 3: didn't hate her. 68 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 1: Like well, yeah, because apparently they've been hooking up for 69 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,920 Speaker 1: a little bit while we were together. So he'd been 70 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,359 Speaker 1: cheating on me. 71 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,239 Speaker 3: That is some high school drama. 72 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: It is. I was so angry and upset and you know, 73 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 1: and bear all those teenage emotions. 74 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, the real emotions are totally valid. 75 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 1: My girlfriends were like, you should write cheater pig on 76 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 1: his locker with red paint. He should set his car 77 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: on fire. 78 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 3: Whoao? 79 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 4: They really said light his car on fire. 80 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: Well, I really wanted to I did. I wanted to. 81 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 3: Get back of him. 82 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that's a rational. 83 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. 84 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 3: I thought maybe toilet paper. 85 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 2: His house or something, hold his family hostage for fifty 86 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 2: thousand dollars. 87 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 3: Extort his dad for his retirement. 88 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 1: Fun. 89 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 4: You got some crazy friends there, Gina. 90 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 1: We were teenagers. 91 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 4: Okay, we're fair, all right, the emotions are strong. 92 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 3: What'd you do? Did you get revenge on him? 93 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 1: I did so. Fast forward to prom night. Everybody's there. 94 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 1: I show up late on purpose, and I walk in 95 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: with none other than his older brother. 96 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 4: Yeah. 97 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 3: Now that's what we're talking about. That's way more effective 98 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 3: than any car burning. Yes, tell me the brother's also 99 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 3: in high school. I see like a college kid coming back. 100 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 2: If he's older than the senior in high school, I'm 101 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:45,799 Speaker 2: assuming he's in college. 102 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:46,360 Speaker 3: Yeah. 103 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a freshman in college. 104 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, so his dad must have been busy then, 105 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,280 Speaker 2: So brother is pretty good choice. 106 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 3: That's a flex. The brothers to him? Yeah each other? Jeez? 107 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 4: What happened? 108 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: Well, First of all, I will never forget to look 109 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: on Nate's face. He was like the best thing ever. 110 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,480 Speaker 1: He comes up to us and he's like what the 111 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:13,160 Speaker 1: hell are you doing? And his brother was like, stay 112 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,479 Speaker 1: away from my date. You blew it. 113 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 4: Oh my god, these brothers are going at it. 114 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 3: Yeah I was. 115 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,920 Speaker 1: It really was the best night ever. Okay, all night. 116 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 1: I can see Nate just sulking and looking so bothered. 117 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 1: He wouldn't dance. And I still black to the older 118 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 1: brother sometimes to this day of our Facebook messenger, Oh 119 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: you do. 120 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:41,159 Speaker 4: He's a great guy. Just brother's face. 121 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:43,800 Speaker 3: Him and his brother get along. 122 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 1: We don't talk about Nate, so I don't know, don't care. 123 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 3: He's like the brutoamily. 124 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god. Okay, So you're really proud of this, 125 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 4: Yes I am. Okay, Wow, I'm. 126 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,120 Speaker 3: Glad you're not holding on to the fact that your 127 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,480 Speaker 3: high school boyfriend cheated. 128 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 1: On you. 129 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,040 Speaker 4: Dramatic or anything. 130 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 1: I got my revenge. 131 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 4: It's great move. And are you happily married now, in 132 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:10,920 Speaker 4: a good place in your life? 133 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 1: Happily married? I've got three kids. I'm in a good place. 134 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 1: Everything worked out for me, so awesome. Yeah. 135 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,800 Speaker 3: When they find out this story about mom, man, they're 136 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 3: not going to change their views. 137 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 1: Mom. 138 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:28,400 Speaker 4: Why are our names Nate, Nathan and Nathan. I'm just kidding. Okay, Well, 139 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 4: thanks for coming in. It's not even really confessing, but 140 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,160 Speaker 4: humble bragging to the. 141 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 2: Hope you feel good about it and text in to 142 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,920 Speaker 2: seventy five nine two. If you have a confession you've 143 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 2: been holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask 144 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:43,359 Speaker 2: your voice or not, and make you our next mass speaker. 145 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:44,479 Speaker 4: Your phone tab's coming 146 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 3: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.