Speaker 1: You're listening to mess.
Speaker 2: You know what My mess is just up top. Okay,
Speaker 2: I forgot my headphones at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, on the train, struggling, no book, no Bible of Salvation.
Speaker 2: You have been reading Marie because of you?
Speaker 1: Oh stop it, guys of you? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: We gotta get the words to these songs. We're not
Speaker 1: paying extra for that. Well. I don't know if the
Speaker 1: listeners know this, but Marie's in solidarity of herd seventy five.
Speaker 1: She's not doing hard doing like a medium. My medium,
Speaker 1: you're doing a medium? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And what does that entail? So I have to.
Speaker 1: Read ten pages of a book every day? I have
Speaker 1: to walk ten thousand steps a day. I can have
Speaker 1: one cheap meal or alcoholic beverage a week.
Speaker 2: You know how's that going?
Speaker 1: Oh? I only had like three. It's solidarity in solidarity,
Speaker 1: solidarity enough solidari honas Yeah, and then there's some other
Speaker 1: stuff that I'm supposed to do, but it's definitely not as.
Speaker 2: Oh, and I have to drink.
Speaker 1: Uh, two leaders or a leader of water or something
Speaker 1: like that, not a gallon?
Speaker 2: What's a what's the leader of water? A leader is
Speaker 2: like a thing of soda?
Speaker 1: Is two leaders oh okay, so the smaller the half.
Speaker 2: Okay, you do that anyway, exactly. You're very musturized.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You know, the wettest friend I know.
Speaker 2: Wait, she leak it s chigar like a salt chugar.
Speaker 2: We know the worst of that.
Speaker 1: We do iconic. Okay, So, Marie, we have so much.
Speaker 1: There's just so I can't believe we're gonna need more
Speaker 1: than an hour.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's talk. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So the Tonys were this past weekend, right, and I
Speaker 1: was invited, you know, to sit on some people's laps. No,
Speaker 1: I was invited to see in the Battle Counting. I
Speaker 1: was like, Hi, George Clooney got some egos and he
Speaker 1: was there. I didn't know he is a listen. I'm
Speaker 1: not really a Broadway girly like that. Like I don't
Speaker 1: know people's names. I don't know who's up for what.
Speaker 1: I know that I was given two free tickets to
Speaker 1: see a Broadway show and I wanted to see Death
Speaker 1: Becomes Her and I was gonna bring Sydney with me.
Speaker 2: I was very excited about it.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: We were like, oh, it's camp, it's funny. It's supposed
Speaker 2: to be like a good term. And Michelle Williams was
Speaker 2: going to be there.
Speaker 1: No Desney sewe Michelle Williams, the original Michelle.
Speaker 2: That's only Michelle Williams.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, she she wasn't gonna be there that day.
Speaker 2: Well maybe it's.
Speaker 1: We're supposed to go to the We were supposed to
Speaker 1: go to the Broadway two pm on Saturday. Now both
Speaker 1: of us wake up, wake up and run out of
Speaker 1: our apartments and don't really eat nothing. No, Sidney had
Speaker 1: a thing a gig before early at noon, which is
Speaker 1: crazy on a Saturday, right, and it.
Speaker 2: Was raining pouring.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: No, Umbrella was not dressed for it. I haven't dressed.
Speaker 1: Sydney had her knees out, she had legs, a light
Speaker 1: denim jacket on. Sydney was dressed, but on dressed. I
Speaker 1: was dressed for the Broadway. I was like, let me
Speaker 1: step out. I had my knee high boots on. Girl.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you see how the white people
Speaker 1: be pulling up the Broadway, but they be showing up
Speaker 1: in the regular dgulous.
Speaker 2: And I ain't them.
Speaker 1: I ain't them, And I'm not bringing my sketches to Broadway. Sketchers, sketch,
Speaker 1: that's what they be wearing well, girl, they be wearing
Speaker 1: the platform, the lift, the lifts, sketch, the workout one yes,
Speaker 1: the shape ups. So at the time the Sydney's at
Speaker 1: her thing, it's the same twelve pm for me and
Speaker 1: I look at the email for the information of where
Speaker 1: we're going. We have tickets for Sunset Boulevard. That's a
Speaker 1: completely different show.
Speaker 2: We weren't ready for that.
Speaker 1: I wanted bright fun at Boulevard. They said, it's no
Speaker 1: set design. It's all black. You get they have a
Speaker 1: fog machine. Everybody wears all black, and they don't. They
Speaker 1: don't even have no shoes on me.
Speaker 2: No none.
Speaker 1: It's just very bare, very bare bones. Right. And when
Speaker 1: I when I go see a Broadway show, I want
Speaker 1: to see Broadway set design.
Speaker 2: I want to see Broadway wardrobe. I want to see
Speaker 2: Broadway level.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So I'm disappointed, But I'm
Speaker 1: texting Sydney, like, girl, let me see if I could
Speaker 1: change this. These tickets.
Speaker 2: I can't so last Sidney's like, what did you say?
Speaker 2: You texted me?
Speaker 1: I said, hey, girl, are we going to have enough
Speaker 1: time to get there? It's already one thirty. Sidney said,
Speaker 1: it's says you still at the house.
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm, I'm I'm leaving out the door. I was like,
Speaker 1: you're still And she was still there at like one
Speaker 1: thirty seven.
Speaker 2: Damn near one forty. You live in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: You need to get to mine out on the train
Speaker 1: at one thirty eight. I mean it was I still
Speaker 1: was too late, but Sidney clocking my location in real
Speaker 1: time because I know, I was like, it's foreign. I
Speaker 1: was like, I know, this bitch is not I know
Speaker 1: she's nowhere near or she needs to be wasn't and
Speaker 1: wasn't so but hungry all the way into the city. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, my it's this My eta is two ten.
Speaker 1: Sydney was supposed to be there like two o five.
Speaker 2: So we get there.
Speaker 1: The closer we get there, the hungrier I am, and
Speaker 1: the more I don't want to go see this play. No,
Speaker 1: I was gonna be there on time, but it was
Speaker 1: torrential downpours and then they're having like a festival, a
Speaker 1: food festival in the rain, so it's blocking like the
Speaker 1: way to like get the car square to Times Square.
Speaker 1: So it was like, are we stuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So how you were oh, but you did the train.
Speaker 2: I was on the train.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and your phone was at like one and my
Speaker 1: driver did not have a cord.
Speaker 2: Mess He was like, you.
Speaker 1: Got an Android, sir, That's not my first choice. That's
Speaker 1: never our first choice. Apple products only. Yeah, but also
Speaker 1: it's not even that if you if you're the Uber driver,
Speaker 1: you gotta have a couple different cords. You gotta have
Speaker 1: at least one Apple and one in and like, if
Speaker 1: you have the Apple, everybody don't.
Speaker 2: Have the new the new Apple, the new iPhone.
Speaker 1: He said, I'm not doing all that. He said, I
Speaker 1: got the Android. If y'all got that, then you're good.
Speaker 1: He said, I got what I got.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's it.
Speaker 1: And he didn't. He didn't have no qualms about it.
Speaker 1: And then girl tell me why his his roof was leaking.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. He was terre. I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe this is happening. But of course this
Speaker 1: is happening. And so I was like, Marie, I'm on
Speaker 1: one percent. I'm going to McDonald's. Meet me at McDonald's.
Speaker 1: That's a safe landmark. But if it no whick McDonald's.
Speaker 1: That's all I was in front of. Could you wanted
Speaker 1: some fries. No, Marie, did you get fries or not?
Speaker 1: I did get fries. I did get fries, and you
Speaker 1: need it to what pee pee? Nobody had a charge
Speaker 1: in there. I asked a few. Yeah, people had toothbrush
Speaker 1: and toothpaste to brush their teeth in the bathroom, but
Speaker 1: they had no chargers. People brushing their teeth at the
Speaker 1: sink in McDonald's. That feels like McDonald's tomato. It does
Speaker 1: feel on brand, but it's also like what she Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: she brushed her teeth sucking on a on an orange
Speaker 1: soda right afterwards. It's like, what's the point. You might
Speaker 1: as well just have kept it going, kept all the
Speaker 1: gunk and the junk going. But also orange soda don't
Speaker 1: pair well with minty breath. Like, where was she she
Speaker 1: had like a generic toothbrush? Girls she had she had
Speaker 1: chunk of letthos on in the rain, So I already
Speaker 1: know she she was battling something more than we can
Speaker 1: talk about right now. Lol. Yeah, so we, me and
Speaker 1: Sidney missed the play. We didn't go. I told them
Speaker 1: to release the tickets. I said, I said, we're not
Speaker 1: gonna make it. I got the trendy it was two ten,
Speaker 1: and then I had to find Sydney and then we
Speaker 1: were like, let's just go get food, like let's get
Speaker 1: fool instead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounded real good.
Speaker 1: And the thing is is that some of these plays,
Speaker 1: like if you don't get going at the right time,
Speaker 1: then you gotta wait.
Speaker 2: You gotta wait for the intermission.
Speaker 1: So you're so you're watching a little pixelated screw like
Speaker 1: we're looking at right now the whole place you spent on.
Speaker 2: Well didn't. We weren't paying for tickets.
Speaker 1: But I remember when I went to Othello, if we
Speaker 1: didn't get there fifteen minutes before the time, they're giving
Speaker 1: up your ticket.
Speaker 2: You can't get it fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: You have to be there early, or the giving up
Speaker 1: the ticket because there's no late comers, there's no phones,
Speaker 1: they're locking everything up. They said, if you don't get
Speaker 1: here on time, you will not be seeing mister Denzel.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Crazy, And honestly, I feel like that everything should
Speaker 2: be that way.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've been late to let's say a
Speaker 1: handful of plays, and usually they that first song, they
Speaker 1: won't let you walk down the house for that, and
Speaker 1: then after that first number they're like, okay, go lady,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we so we missed it. And then I
Speaker 1: went to the Tony's the next day and people were
Speaker 1: like some said Boulevard was really good, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I don't think I missed anything.
Speaker 1: And then it won all these awards at the Tony's
Speaker 1: and Nicole won Best Actress, No over Audra, and I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, maybe I should have gone to see something.
Speaker 1: We could still see it. Yeah, but I don't think
Speaker 1: they're gonna They're not comping those tickets. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: to come out of pocket for that. No, there's so
Speaker 1: many people who listen to the pod hook us up.
Speaker 2: We'll be there on time.
Speaker 1: Did you hear what I just said? She won Best Actress,
Speaker 1: The tickets are not going to be available anymore. Everybody
Speaker 1: in their mom is like, well, I want to go
Speaker 1: see the pussy Cat Doll in the in the black
Speaker 1: Neglige singing the Dark.
Speaker 2: With the blood coming down, drip drip, damn Marie.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean sometimes what we learned here in our
Speaker 1: mess is that we we got to see it through.
Speaker 1: My boy, we got to see it. We got to
Speaker 1: see it through. Do you think you could have sat
Speaker 1: through a two and a half hour play Hell Stomach. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I would have been mad the whole time, and I
Speaker 1: would be nitpicking.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, well the lights is bad in here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh is this Broadway?
Speaker 1: She missed that note? Exactly is this Broadway? Or is
Speaker 1: this a high school production?
Speaker 2: Exactly? Is this a talent show? And that's a people.
Speaker 1: Go to places where they're seeing live performances, and if
Speaker 1: you're in a bad mood, if you haven't eaten, you know,
Speaker 1: if you got some bad news, yes, maybe this thing
Speaker 1: can turn you around.
Speaker 2: But I mean you also are bringing the bad vibes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I think everything needs to be on a
Speaker 1: clean slate, you know. But sometimes people definitely pull up
Speaker 1: to the comedy shows and it's like, hey, baby, I
Speaker 1: can't get you through your divorce. I got fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: on his stage and you want me to feel better
Speaker 1: about ten years? That's down to draid. I can't help.
Speaker 2: You, and baby, I can't help you through your door. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the phrase of the week.
Speaker 1: Make sure you use that in a sentence at least
Speaker 1: one time when somebody's in the bad.
Speaker 2: Hey baby, I can't help you through your divorce.
Speaker 1: Cannot I got fifteen minutes, fifteen minute. But that's so
Speaker 1: funny because then we was on the train going to
Speaker 1: get Ramen and we bumped into somebody who listens to
Speaker 1: the podcast. Oh that's right, was it I want to
Speaker 1: say BB or MEMI mem It was me me. Oh,
Speaker 1: I put it in my notes. She was cute too,
Speaker 1: She was very cute. Was like girls, you get She said,
Speaker 1: I just want you to know that I love the podcast.
Speaker 2: She had a nice and we said she looked really cute.
Speaker 1: She looked. I was like, I love when we see
Speaker 1: our Messi's in the wilds.
Speaker 2: They always do us justice for sure. Yeah I'm not.
Speaker 1: I've youet to see a messy looking messy exact and
Speaker 1: that's what you can be a mess, but don't look it.
Speaker 1: I remember when I came back from LA and somebody
Speaker 1: was like, don't look like what you've been through this
Speaker 1: because I mean I have been wearing that you know
Speaker 1: that Bob that I wore the Emmys. It just it
Speaker 1: was all things the Emmy's sad, LA depression Bob just
Speaker 1: and sunken eyes and just very skinny.
Speaker 2: And they were like a tough enough you guys.
Speaker 1: Said, I won't say the name but I don't think
Speaker 1: we we don't really speak anymore.
Speaker 2: So oh yo, because of that, I look like what
Speaker 2: you've been through.
Speaker 1: I saw TikTok yesterday was a guy who was like, uh,
Speaker 1: me going through a hard time was the caption. And
Speaker 1: it was just him at a party, him him living
Speaker 1: his best life, and he was like, yeah this, white
Speaker 1: people don't believe I'm going through art And you know what,
Speaker 1: and that's why some of our strongest soldiers are battling
Speaker 1: something that you can't see. Is that work for you, Marie,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a strong soldier. No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't anymore. No more battling nothing. I just want
Speaker 1: to I want to get up. I want to float
Speaker 1: to the next thing. I mean, I guess I kind
Speaker 1: of do that already, Like Marie, what I don't want
Speaker 1: to I'm not battling.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you.
Speaker 1: Your middle name is not sense of urgency, like to
Speaker 1: say that you're floating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a libra. I just you know what it
Speaker 2: is is.
Speaker 1: I used to feel guilty that it feels like I'm
Speaker 1: floating through my life some days, and then I was like, no, no,
Speaker 1: I think this is what it's supposed to be for
Speaker 1: me personally, because it's people that are like, they get up, they.
Speaker 2: Go, they go, go, go, go, go, go go all day.
Speaker 2: They get up early.
Speaker 1: They gotta fight traffic, they gotta fight the Starbucks barista.
Speaker 2: They gotta fight to put their baby in a raincoat.
Speaker 1: They gotta fight their husband and make them come come
Speaker 1: like it's all these things they fight for. Then they
Speaker 1: gotta fight for a place at the table at their
Speaker 1: job and YadA, YadA, YadA. And I'm not built for that. No,
Speaker 1: my ancestors have been through enough. I'm gonna agree with
Speaker 1: you on them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I just I'm not. But sister, we are
Speaker 2: gonna work on lateness.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally, for sure. We are gonna work on
Speaker 1: because you don't like it when somebody doesn't show up
Speaker 1: on time. You like, I'm out. I hate. I hate
Speaker 1: when I'm early and people are late. But yeah, if
Speaker 1: we all shown up at the same if we're both
Speaker 1: showing up at two ten, then cool. Well what if
Speaker 1: someone is on time, so now you don't respect their time?
Speaker 1: It's not about not respecting. Why am I am? I
Speaker 1: gonna do better? I am today, I really try to
Speaker 1: do it. I woke up, I hit snooze and then
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm getting a lot of extra sleep.
Speaker 1: And I got up and it thirty minutes had passed.
Speaker 1: Do you know you have thirty minutes? But then I
Speaker 1: got up and I shot some content that I needed
Speaker 1: to shoot. I got ready for the podcast first, and
Speaker 1: then you know, my content took more time than I
Speaker 1: thought it would. And then it took a long time
Speaker 1: to get to the train. Anyway, that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 1: Starting today, today, today, today, now capital T or lowercase
Speaker 1: big T, little old big d oh, two day day.
Speaker 1: You are gonna work on being on time time management. Yes,
Speaker 1: whatever you think your time is at an hour and
Speaker 1: a half to it for hour and a half, hour
Speaker 1: and a half. So how do you do it? Let
Speaker 1: me talk to me about how you get out of
Speaker 1: your house in time and hour a by getting ready
Speaker 1: an hour and a half, I'll.
Speaker 2: Beat Becca today.
Speaker 1: You'll beat Becca well. Now that I get up for
Speaker 1: the gym, it definitely helps me start my day.
Speaker 2: And now I know how long it takes me to
Speaker 2: make breakfast. Now, so I.
Speaker 1: Wake up wherever I gotta be, I gotta see how
Speaker 1: long it takes me to get there, and by that time,
Speaker 1: I'm already thinking about how much time I have throughout
Speaker 1: whatever I'm doing. Now, when you check how long it's
Speaker 1: gonna take you to get somewhere, are you putting in
Speaker 1: depart at blank time or arrive by blank time?
Speaker 2: I'm trying to arrive by this time.
Speaker 1: So you got to work backwards from there. I've tried
Speaker 1: to do this before. It felt like I was doing
Speaker 1: a math problem. I put the address in, I said, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's going to take me forty two minutes. That means
Speaker 1: I got to be ready an hour before. That means
Speaker 1: I gotta start getting ready thirty minutes. Like I was
Speaker 1: trying to work backwards and I was like, ooh, that's
Speaker 1: too much mathematic. Yeah it's hard, I know, but I
Speaker 1: do know that if we're doing something together, one of
Speaker 1: us have to be on time. So I know, being
Speaker 1: with you, I'm like, I gotta get there before Marie.
Speaker 1: I got to because we can't both be sliding in.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, y'all, it is up. It is really funny.
Speaker 1: When I get somewhere before Sydney or anybody that I'm with,
Speaker 1: I'm very loud about it. Not me getting here before you.
Speaker 1: I shame them, But I should be ashamed to thank
Speaker 1: you Sidney, Wow, thank you for getting me together on
Speaker 1: this close to Juneteenth. I mean, I think we spent
Speaker 1: many many years being like, well, get there, when we'll
Speaker 1: get there, they're happy that our presence is a present.
Speaker 1: They should be glad we got out of bed for
Speaker 1: this booze shit. But like, I mean, the more and
Speaker 1: more I deal with people, it's like some people just
Speaker 1: they don't have no tolerance for it. They're like absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Amina used to be like that. When we worked at
Speaker 1: the Niche. She would be so pissit us coming in,
Speaker 1: you know, ten fifteen minutes late. She's like, I get
Speaker 1: from Harlem. We were doing hair, we was doing makeup.
Speaker 1: I put rhinestones on my arm. Yeah, Like my friend
Speaker 1: is diamond in crusted, like the Moondo diamond's not gonna
Speaker 1: be on time. Diamonds is full.
Speaker 2: You know that's not prompt.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Wow. There was so many years ago, and
Speaker 1: it's like I ain't even got no domins on now,
Speaker 1: and it's just like I'm just trying to make sure
Speaker 1: my part is right, trying to get sort the part
Speaker 1: is right. Damn Okay, my mess is I gotta stop
Speaker 1: watching the tiktoks that tell you about like a movie
Speaker 1: or show, because whatever they're doing, they're like, even if
Speaker 1: it's bad, even if people hate watch it, they promoted
Speaker 1: so good that it's like, well, I gotta watch this.
Speaker 1: Now they're saying it's bad, so now I have to
Speaker 1: watch the bad. So you watch movie reviews and then
Speaker 1: if they say something is trash, you feel like you
Speaker 1: need to watch it. Yeah, yes, because I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, they're biased, maybe it's not trash.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what movies are we talking about here? List
Speaker 2: the couple? Top three?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna tell you it's very specific.
Speaker 1: One that I watched. Okay, I'm not gonna say I
Speaker 1: don't want to say trash. I'm not gonna say trash
Speaker 1: because that is harsh. I'm just gonna tell you the
Speaker 1: level above trash. It was just like the whole time
Speaker 1: I'm watching it, I.
Speaker 2: Was just like, why what? Why?
Speaker 1: More? More No, you're you're joking. There's no way what
Speaker 1: you're doing. More the Jonathan Major's movie. Now, I watched
Speaker 1: straw Tyler Perry, Oh what Geraji p Henson. Okay, I
Speaker 1: could not believe my mouth was open the whole time.
Speaker 1: The first ten minutes is the worst thing that could
Speaker 1: possibly happen in every shot. Waking up late for work,
Speaker 1: got your daughter, Oh your landlord's a back to vic.
Speaker 1: You you gotta get to school. Oh I don't have
Speaker 1: enough money to give lunch to my daughter. Sorry this
Speaker 1: is a spoil I should have said spoiler alert. But literally, Oh,
Speaker 1: just when you're like, oh, she's gonna have a little
Speaker 1: bit of reprieve, it's.
Speaker 2: Poorn, rain and car shut down.
Speaker 1: Now she gotta walk in the rain, goes to work.
Speaker 1: There's a robbery. She just wants her check. They rob
Speaker 1: they robbed the job. Oh wait, before they robbed the job,
Speaker 1: she got fired. She got fired, and then they said, oh,
Speaker 1: you're in cahoots. You're in cahoots with the bank robber.
Speaker 1: Oh so it set it off. Oh and I don't
Speaker 1: want to give up the whole thing. But it's a
Speaker 1: mixed with John Q. Oh you don't want to give
Speaker 1: up the whole thing? I did. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, no, there's more. You have literally people people don't.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not gonna say don't watch it, watch it,
Speaker 1: but hey, if you was having a good day, have
Speaker 1: your good day. If you're having a bad day and
Speaker 1: want to feel worse, put that on. Put that shit on.
Speaker 1: I'm having a Can I watch that to feel better
Speaker 1: about my life? No? No? I literally I was like,
Speaker 1: this is so bad. I have to watch something worse
Speaker 1: than this to feel better. Oh, to cleanse the path,
Speaker 1: to cleanse the palette of trauma. Wait, something worse than that,
Speaker 1: worse than that? And I got it? What did you
Speaker 1: watch to cleanse your Tyler Perry palth The Mortician documentary?
Speaker 1: The Mortician, Yes, documentary is about this family that owned
Speaker 1: a funeral home. Okay, white people, black people, No white people,
Speaker 1: then if it was black people, it'd probably be funny.
Speaker 2: Well, I said, Phedra, Oh, exactly funny.
Speaker 1: I said. This has to be worse than Tyler Perry worse. Okay,
Speaker 1: So y'all got to watch this documentary. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: Because I only watched the first episode, I haven't got
Speaker 1: but basically it's about this funeral home. They it's a
Speaker 1: family business, lamb, and it's basically the business is booming.
Speaker 1: Everybody's using it. Everybody everybody's using them, and they're mainly
Speaker 1: using like for caskets. So then they the son David
Speaker 1: finds out like, oh, people want to get cremated and
Speaker 1: it's much cheaper.
Speaker 2: So he's figuring out how much people are charging.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna go lower than that, so I'm
Speaker 1: going beneath the rate so that everybody will come to us. Usually,
Speaker 1: when you cremate, it takes like, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: two hours, so you can really just like cremate maybe
Speaker 1: four hours, yeah, to burn a whole body. To cook
Speaker 1: a body, yes, barbecue, does it depend like no size, No, no, baby,
Speaker 1: It's just it's two hours.
Speaker 2: That's basically it.
Speaker 1: So then they realized they were like in the first
Speaker 1: year of them having cremation without him, it was like
Speaker 1: like less than two hundred bodies. This man takes over,
Speaker 1: it's in the thousands. It's in the thousands. Now, guess
Speaker 1: how they get that high killing people? No, bitch, they're
Speaker 1: already dead. What is going on? I'm like, what, he's
Speaker 1: the opposite of vigilante. I'm like, no, it's bad, batman.
Speaker 1: He's killing people. And then they're like, oh, my dad
Speaker 1: also died this morning. Okay, okay, I'll see I see
Speaker 1: what you're saying, See what you're saying, but I also
Speaker 1: was about to say, did you smunk weed? What? Cause
Speaker 1: you said he's killing people. I'm like, they're already dead.
Speaker 1: They're coming to they're saying it went from two hundred
Speaker 1: to one thousand, where all these new dead bodies come.
Speaker 1: He's what he's doing. He's packing in the bodies in
Speaker 1: the oven. So instead of putting one body, he's putting ten.
Speaker 1: I feel like one yen ten. And so he's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, y'all got to stop being attached to
Speaker 1: the body. It's gone, the soul is gone. You need
Speaker 1: to just be.
Speaker 2: Rational about what fact is. They're not hearing anymore.
Speaker 1: And so in the ashes, it's like cardboard and other
Speaker 1: things in there, so you're not getting the whole person anyway.
Speaker 1: So they scooping up multiple people's ashes and like that's
Speaker 1: Uncle Fred. Yes, oh the mortician is mess exactly. It's
Speaker 1: but it's so bad. It's worse than Tyler Perry. But good.
Speaker 1: So I could go to sleep on that, and they Okay,
Speaker 1: dead bodies burned, burned in a group is what makes
Speaker 1: you no no what it was? Because he went to jail,
Speaker 1: obviously he gets out. They have all the what's the charge,
Speaker 1: what I'm getting charged for it? I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: dead body, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Basically, basically, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: When you when somebody hands over their body, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to there's just what do you call it? I forgot.
Speaker 2: There's like certain things they're supposed to.
Speaker 1: Like protocol, protocol as a mortician, like you have to have.
Speaker 2: I have no words.
Speaker 1: I have brain frog right now, but brain frog, you
Speaker 1: have to have respect for the body. And these people
Speaker 1: are paying you for I just want these ashes. I
Speaker 1: don't want communal ashes. Well, if you're paying for the
Speaker 1: group on uh, that's the team, right. If you you
Speaker 1: said it's a less than market rate, you could have
Speaker 1: spent a couple extra.
Speaker 2: Hundred dollars and you would have had what you needed
Speaker 2: to have.
Speaker 1: See, now you sound like him, because that's how he
Speaker 1: was in an interview. He's like, what I'm charging to
Speaker 1: you fifty dollars and he's like a lot of these
Speaker 1: bodies they had said, oh, throw the ashes to see
Speaker 1: so there's no ceremony, no nothing. So I think this
Speaker 1: is how it started. He was like, it was a
Speaker 1: lot of bodies that were like, oh, you know, just
Speaker 1: burn them and spread the ashes.
Speaker 2: In the ocean, and nobody's accounting for them.
Speaker 1: He said, So nobody cared about them people anyway, I
Speaker 1: need to know what ocean y'all keep spreading these ashes
Speaker 1: in there, I'd be swimming. Well, I don't be swimming,
Speaker 1: but I'd be putting my feet in. It's not the
Speaker 1: dead bodies NEMO in them. Free Willy. They don't want
Speaker 1: them ashes mixing the ocean. Free Willy from the ashes
Speaker 1: of your auntie. If they don't want it, that's wild.
Speaker 1: It's really fucked up for the I feel like, for
Speaker 1: the ecosystem and all that. And half the time it's like,
Speaker 1: how you know these some of these people didn't even
Speaker 1: know how to swim? Why do you buy ocean?
Speaker 2: But them where they supposed to be lent a tree?
Speaker 1: No. I was like, put the ashes in Walmart, That's
Speaker 1: what I mean. And this that's what they said Walmart.
Speaker 2: Oh like like scatter them at yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's a docu series. It's so good, Marie. I think, honestly,
Speaker 1: we need to watch it together. I'll read roch just
Speaker 1: because there's so many times where I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this man ain't shit. But the thing is is that
Speaker 1: he wasn't pretending, and then you know how they was
Speaker 1: getting all the bodies in.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to say. I don't even want
Speaker 2: to say. The people don't y'all gotta watch it, but
Speaker 2: this man.
Speaker 1: Is evil, evil, evil evil. He was doing a Russian
Speaker 1: doll with the bodies. Oh, he was like one person
Speaker 1: in somebody else's body. No, no, no, no, he was like,
Speaker 1: oh that shoulders take the whole shoulder off. What take
Speaker 1: the whole shoulder? I'm now I'm ruining it for everybody.
Speaker 1: But there's more. There's more episodes, so I'm not even
Speaker 1: giving you everything. He's taking the clothes off the bodies,
Speaker 1: selling it. This man is making so money. Is greedy.
Speaker 1: It's greed, close off of dead whoa selling it. This
Speaker 1: why you gotta wash your clothes when you get it
Speaker 1: at the drift shop before you wear it.
Speaker 2: You have to wash the stuff because.
Speaker 1: You don't know somebody might have almost got cremated in
Speaker 1: that blouse that you're like, oh, this is cute, vintage fit.
Speaker 1: Check wash your clothes, right fit, Check wash them clothes
Speaker 1: before you put them on your body. I don't want
Speaker 1: to say this, but I'm gonna put it out there.
Speaker 1: I have a family member that like, they were trying
Speaker 1: to get suits for him, and so they went to
Speaker 1: Men's warehouse and they got a couple of suits and
Speaker 1: they put all every suit on him, and they were like,
Speaker 1: all right, the other two, we're not gonna use those.
Speaker 2: You said, I'm not gonna finish it.
Speaker 1: You're just like the way you look, just guarantee the
Speaker 1: return policy perfect. How are you going back to Men's
Speaker 1: warehouse with dead body crumbs on?
Speaker 2: First of all, let's talk about this.
Speaker 1: How why do they need to try that different suits
Speaker 1: on them to see what they look like it's a
Speaker 1: dead body because.
Speaker 2: They want they want to make sure it matches the casket.
Speaker 1: You know Black people they like the color cords.
Speaker 2: Well, but you don't have to put the suit on
Speaker 2: the body.
Speaker 1: You can put it on it next to the lining
Speaker 1: of a casket to be like the blue really setting
Speaker 1: off the gray.
Speaker 2: It's not like curtains. You can't.
Speaker 1: It's not like curtains. You put it up against what
Speaker 1: you got. Actually, see how.
Speaker 2: I got some fabrics, watches not screaming.
Speaker 1: I hope this conversation is not triggering for anybody who
Speaker 1: had to spread some ashes or put men's warehouse on
Speaker 1: a body. But first of all, I just want to
Speaker 1: side note, this is mess. This is mess.
Speaker 2: Some things are not gonna be right, some things are
Speaker 2: gonna be all the way wrong.
Speaker 1: But this is this is why you come here if
Speaker 1: you want things to be politically correct and us to
Speaker 1: know all the facts and say it in a in
Speaker 1: a proper way.
Speaker 2: No, it's not happening. Also, it's a podcast.
Speaker 1: You're not listening to ten ten wins or Fox News
Speaker 1: or I don't even know all the news networks NBR. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not the daily, the daily, the Daily? Bread is it?
Speaker 1: Was it the daily? It's not that m anyway. That
Speaker 1: is Messydney, thank you for sharing that. It was Marie
Speaker 1: the mortician. Yo.
Speaker 2: When I tell y'all went to bed like this, you
Speaker 2: want this?
Speaker 1: You slapped your hands on your chest like a dead buddy.
Speaker 2: So watching that, do you want to be cremated?
Speaker 1: You think? Yo? This woman had a can, a can
Speaker 1: that looked like like astrology cards was in it. She
Speaker 1: was like, I thought my father was in it. Then
Speaker 1: she puts the ashes on her hands. She said, I
Speaker 1: don't think this is my father.
Speaker 2: I said, get out of here. Drama drama.
Speaker 1: This needs to be on Broadway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went to I went.
Speaker 1: To this guy's house once and we were all sitting
Speaker 1: around the table.
Speaker 2: They somebody poured drinks. We get ready to drink.
Speaker 1: He like tapped that tap tap that the thing in
Speaker 1: the middle and I was like what, but everybody's tapping
Speaker 1: their glass like kind of like toasting it. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he was like, that's my father in that can. I said,
Speaker 1: why is he on the table? Also, why do I
Speaker 1: have to tap? I don't know that, man? Is that
Speaker 1: how they cheers? Yeah, they're like tap that. I mean
Speaker 1: maybe it's a trainy thing, but I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: There was a.
Speaker 1: Tidadians in the building accent. Oh you're any training. I
Speaker 1: don't know any I apologize, I apologize any trend Dadians listening.
Speaker 2: If that's in your culture. In the comments, let's know.
Speaker 2: And if it's not, also, let us know. It's mess.
Speaker 1: It's mess. It's nice when we're here for yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's it's It's already only the beginning of the week
Speaker 1: and already a lot of mess has transpired. Oh, Marie,
Speaker 1: another thing, Well wait no, let me, I'm hugging what
Speaker 1: you guys. Sis, Oh, I was just gonna talk about
Speaker 1: how I was late to the Tonys.
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, I thought you talked about that already.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: No, I was late to Sunset Boulevard.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yes, no say that as well. Say that, Sis,
Speaker 1: bring that, I'll bring that back in.
Speaker 2: I just you know.
Speaker 1: I was invited as a content creator, and so the
Speaker 1: whole point was for me to create content to get
Speaker 1: people to watch the Tonys. And they were like, we
Speaker 1: want you to be there, we want you to be
Speaker 1: there at one twenty pm, and the Tony started at
Speaker 1: eight pm? And I said, well, why would that's mad hours?
Speaker 1: And I said, I'm not, I'm not, I will, I shan't,
Speaker 1: I can't, I won'ts. But somebody was mad at me,
Speaker 1: like I was shooting content while I was running late
Speaker 1: and giving people updates that I was like twenty minutes
Speaker 1: and then thirty minutes or whatever late. And somebody sent
Speaker 1: me a DM and said, do better.
Speaker 2: Well, do better. Being late is not cute, Marie. What
Speaker 2: do you think?
Speaker 1: I think you don't need to be in my inbox?
Speaker 1: DM and me like that, we're just trying to look
Speaker 1: out for you, sister. No, listen, I got there. When
Speaker 1: I got there, and you know, I didn't miss a
Speaker 1: bunch of photo op ops. But I didn't make it
Speaker 1: to the red carpet, and that was at like four thirty.
Speaker 1: So from from one o'clock till four thirty, and then
Speaker 1: from four thirty to eight o'clock it was a lot.
Speaker 1: And then my phone was at nineteen percent when the
Speaker 1: actual Tony started at eight o'clock. It's too long of
Speaker 1: a day. I wasn't even nominated. You were there for
Speaker 1: what wo RK work? Right?
Speaker 2: But let the record show even though I was late
Speaker 2: to get in there, I.
Speaker 1: Was already shooting content at the crib about the Tonys, right,
Speaker 1: So I was already. It's not like I was late
Speaker 1: for work and not working.
Speaker 2: I was doing the work.
Speaker 1: Hey Mary, you know it sound good? Hello, el it
Speaker 1: sounds what's your employer are saying? Because me, I ain't
Speaker 1: your employer. My employer is me. Okay, you're your own boss.
Speaker 1: But if the boss say show up late, then we
Speaker 1: all late. Let's go listen. It's meta. It's meta, and
Speaker 1: meta has what we've been late to many a thing
Speaker 1: for because of meta and or facebooks or Instagram. So
Speaker 1: you know, I was doing what I needed to do
Speaker 1: to get where I needed to get.
Speaker 2: Miss Marie, I'm gonna touch your hand when I say this.
Speaker 2: Your hands so soft.
Speaker 1: Oh, but I'm saying something seriously. Okay, let me get
Speaker 1: your soft, squishy hand, Marie.
Speaker 2: Half of the year's gone. Yeah, the other half of
Speaker 2: the years up to you. It's in your hands.
Speaker 1: I think you really can, at least most of the week,
Speaker 1: be on time most of the week, most of the week.
Speaker 2: So how what's that four days?
Speaker 1: Or if I have like four things to do on
Speaker 1: one day, like on time to three of the things,
Speaker 1: or one day needs to be an on time day.
Speaker 1: And this is the thing. Marie is so charming and funny,
Speaker 1: and when she shows up you're like mad, But then
Speaker 1: you're like, well, she is a good time and she's
Speaker 1: gonna be great. So I guess, I guess I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do it. I'm gonna I said, starting today, today, today,
Speaker 1: not tomorrow tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I'm starting today.
Speaker 1: Okay. We could be on Broadway. We could.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well a little singing duo situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think you can sing and dance at the
Speaker 1: same time? No, okay, So I'm one day nine of
Speaker 1: hard seventy five, like you've been doing it for at
Speaker 1: least Dan.
Speaker 2: It's nine.
Speaker 1: I'm on my ninth day and so I have to
Speaker 1: work out twice a day. So I work out now,
Speaker 1: me and my partner, Dwayne, my mate, my living mate,
Speaker 1: we work out together. But he's like, oh, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get tired of this. We gotta we need to like
Speaker 1: take a class or whatever. So he's like, would you
Speaker 1: take a dancing class? And I was like, I got
Speaker 1: two left feet. I don't know, I'm being embarrassed. He said, okay,
Speaker 1: well let's let's do let's do something together. Now I
Speaker 1: have the video. He's so good. Yeah, he's a professional dancer.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to go to your class.
Speaker 1: I need to go to the novice class, right, because
Speaker 1: he's gonna be on that fast seven day.
Speaker 2: And you're gonna be in the back Like wait, what
Speaker 2: what is it?
Speaker 1: Huh? Because people who are like trained dances, they learn
Speaker 1: choreography quick, so we gotta see it like twice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's good at memory. I mean even with lines. I
Speaker 1: mean I'm just like, so there's nothing you can't do.
Speaker 1: YEA cool? I hate that? Actually hate that.
Speaker 2: No, I love that, but I love that. I'm like,
Speaker 2: can you give that to me?
Speaker 1: I want that. I'm so left. I'm like, but Sidney,
Speaker 1: I've seen you dance before. You you can figure it out.
Speaker 1: That was red Bull. This is me just clear clear.
Speaker 2: Well can you do like an asai bowl? Can you
Speaker 2: do well?
Speaker 1: I'm working on my sugar intake so like I have to.
Speaker 1: It depends on what kind of fruits I'm putting in there.
Speaker 1: This is crazy, Like, I can't believe I'm doing this
Speaker 1: in the summer. This is ridiculous. And I'm like, where
Speaker 1: are the apps? My back hurts, my neck and my
Speaker 1: back hurt, my legs aching, where are the muscles? Oh?
Speaker 1: You think after you said you on your ninth day
Speaker 1: you thought you was gonna have abs already?
Speaker 2: I mean, hellol, it's coming.
Speaker 1: I feel like Jesus came out the wound with abs
Speaker 1: like I need the same. Oh girl, I didn't know
Speaker 1: that you knew marrying them like that. I was there
Speaker 1: at the births. What you're talking about, you the godmother God?
Speaker 1: I was there and everything I was. I was a
Speaker 1: what's that wife? The midwe I was the midwife and
Speaker 1: then what's that wife?
Speaker 2: The mid one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Now Sydney, I feel like you after like thirty.
Speaker 1: Days, you'll thirty the results.
Speaker 2: That's what I think. Any days, I think realistically you
Speaker 2: need like a month.
Speaker 1: If there's any listeners who are like trying to change
Speaker 1: their lives and they're like in this transformative period, like
Speaker 1: how long did it take you to be like I'm
Speaker 1: seeing results?
Speaker 2: Because that's what I'm here. I'm here for the results.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But you know what, Sidney, you not gonna see
Speaker 1: the results in you. Somebody else is gonna look at
Speaker 1: you one day and be like, oh snap, girl, like
Speaker 1: this little boss up, and you're gonna be like, it's
Speaker 1: because you see yourself every day and Dwayne sees you
Speaker 1: every day. Yeah, so it's gonna take somebody from the
Speaker 1: outside looking in to be like oh snaps. And it's
Speaker 1: not gonna happen on the ninth day, baby, oh m.
Speaker 1: But the thing is okay, So this is what's crazy
Speaker 1: because people say, oh, you already look good, you look great?
Speaker 1: What are you Like? I was going on stage like
Speaker 1: I'm doing hard seventy five and they're like why, and
Speaker 1: it's like, baby, it's like more than just I love
Speaker 1: a child looking good. It's more about like feeling good,
Speaker 1: like being disciplined and sticking to something.
Speaker 2: You know, even though you know, I love giving up.
Speaker 1: I love tapping now, I love giving up. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: you know what I got, You got it, you got it.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: You don't want to.
Speaker 2: Give up, but sometimes there's sweet relief and giving up.
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you to give up, but I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes have you like done a plank and
Speaker 1: you gotta hold it for like sixty seconds or thirty second,
Speaker 1: whatever amount of time, and sometimes you just gotta bend
Speaker 1: the knee. You have to tap that knee down.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I go so mu's better.
Speaker 1: But then I don't know, maybe you're disappointed in yourself
Speaker 1: because you could have made it all the way, Like
Speaker 1: we could have made it to We could have made
Speaker 1: it to the play, but we would not have made
Speaker 1: it through, Okay, I'm sure of that. I was way
Speaker 1: too hungry and the play is two and a half
Speaker 1: hours long, and we would have been sitting there in
Speaker 1: the dark listening to Don't you wish your girlfriend was
Speaker 1: hot like me? No, don't she be sure girlfriend hot
Speaker 1: like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Speaker 1: That's it. That's that, yo, we gotta do. Let's talk
Speaker 1: about what you're gonna eat for the summer, because Heart
Speaker 1: seventy five says the summer's gonna be hard for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, guys, I've been making breakfast pretty much every day,
Speaker 1: so it's like art boiled eggs, like veggies, turkey, bacon.
Speaker 1: I think we might get a blender. Oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start making smoothie. New developments over there, lend. But the
Speaker 1: problem is with the blenders is like, that's so much
Speaker 1: stuff you gotta buy.
Speaker 2: Produce is expensive right now.
Speaker 1: Produce is expensive, but.
Speaker 2: What you mean you gotta get milk or like a
Speaker 2: juice base.
Speaker 1: I still have dairy, but I've toned down tremendously.
Speaker 2: I don't have no milk, no more.
Speaker 1: No oat milk for you, no almond milk. You still
Speaker 1: drinking whole milk like you like it's nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: I love a red cap. I love a red cap.
Speaker 2: I stand on that.
Speaker 1: I was raised by the red cap. Wow, the red
Speaker 1: cap feel like maga. But bo No, No, not like
Speaker 1: that like cat, the red cap on the milk. You
Speaker 1: know it's the red cap. No, people who are Republicans,
Speaker 1: you knew what the f I men. But I'm saying
Speaker 1: Republicans probably drink a whole milk more.
Speaker 2: Than anybody else. No, they don't drink any milk.
Speaker 1: They drink a whole milk from the ball. They don't
Speaker 1: look like they have they made out of milk. No,
Speaker 1: they see through.
Speaker 2: The old milk is like blue States. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, you know I was raised in a home
Speaker 1: where they did two percent milk and I hated that.
Speaker 2: I hate white water.
Speaker 1: I was like, what do you this is? No, honestly,
Speaker 1: it was like water down glue. It just was just weird.
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you guys doing? And then they
Speaker 1: will put the splendor in the corn flakes, the sweet
Speaker 1: and low in the corn flake. They're like, oh, we
Speaker 1: can't have sugar. I'm like, where am I living? This
Speaker 1: is child abuse? Splendor in the corn flake? Yes, so
Speaker 1: sticky glue, sast cereal. It was nasty, like there was
Speaker 1: so many years. I remember when I finally had tricks. Oh,
Speaker 1: I remember Trick. When it was cracked for me, I
Speaker 1: was jumping on the walls because I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is pure sugar. Praise be what's your
Speaker 1: favorite cereal from when you were a kid. My favorite
Speaker 1: cereal to list some few?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, you got it. You know, I know
Speaker 2: the cereal.
Speaker 1: I liked cinnamon toast crunch that was good, Fruit Loops
Speaker 1: that was cute. I like the Rice Crispy Treats that
Speaker 1: was actually rice, like chunks of rice crispy. That was
Speaker 1: like limited edition or something like that. For some reason,
Speaker 1: they took it off the shelves and I don't know why.
Speaker 2: We candy. It was the best I remember so good.
Speaker 1: I feel like I had that cereal one time and
Speaker 1: then I and then it never was at the store
Speaker 1: of again.
Speaker 2: It was like it was like Sprite Remix. Did you
Speaker 2: have that? I didn't have that.
Speaker 1: Oh I had Sprite Remix in college and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is bomb, And then it was gone, what's sprite remix?
Speaker 1: It's sprite, but like with a twist, like they wouldn't
Speaker 1: explain what flavor it was, but it felt kind of
Speaker 1: like tropical issues. Oh it was sprite, but it tasted
Speaker 1: like a red some yes, but I.
Speaker 2: Tell you it messed me up so bad.
Speaker 1: I had that with Absolute Citron and when I tell you,
Speaker 1: it rocked my socks. I said, I'll never touch either
Speaker 1: of these again. And then it was off the shelves anyway,
Speaker 1: and I said, God, Gods, don't play about me. Yo.
Speaker 2: Remember when they tried to introduce purple ketchup or.
Speaker 1: Something I don't remember, say purple ketchup or blue ketchup.
Speaker 1: It was a different color ketchup, and it was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, my mother didn't buy it, but it just
Speaker 1: it just looked wrong.
Speaker 2: I think that's.
Speaker 1: Why you look so good, because your family didn't introduce
Speaker 1: you to all that trash. Yeah.
Speaker 2: My mom was like, I'm not buying that, and it was.
Speaker 1: Like please what purple ketchup? No, yeah, it looks like
Speaker 1: you didn't have spam Diana sausages. My dad bought those ones,
Speaker 1: and my mother laughed at him, and then me and
Speaker 1: my my siblings were like, lim, can I taste it's
Speaker 1: a sausage in the can? What is that nasty? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But I didn't have spam until recently, like for the
Speaker 1: first time, like maybe like two years ago.
Speaker 2: I had spam fried spam bomb. And now what you
Speaker 2: eat in the spam with what pears well with spam rice.
Speaker 1: Rice, but also eggs, like make it for breakfast and
Speaker 1: stuff spam and eggs. Yeaes spam and eggs. You can
Speaker 1: make a little spam sandwich.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the spam is the bread.
Speaker 1: No, girl, you put the spam on the bread and
Speaker 1: then put like some cheese in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, We're doing all types of things.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: So do you miss spam during the heart seventy five?
Speaker 1: No? I will say. The second day, I'm walking and
Speaker 1: I never ever ever seen donut shop like that.
Speaker 2: I would It was like every other block was a
Speaker 2: donut shot.
Speaker 1: I said, I would love a glaze donut. Oh, a
Speaker 1: gleaz don'nut sound nice? And and the thing is that
Speaker 1: has made me so on edge coffee on seventy six
Speaker 1: I can't wait to guzzle down an espresso. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: So you're gonna go through all of this, You gonna
Speaker 1: get the caffeine out of your system in these seventy
Speaker 1: five days, and then on the seventy sixth day, you're
Speaker 1: gonna wake up and get coffee. This is how but
Speaker 1: this is how disgusting addiction is that I'm on the
Speaker 1: ninth day, I'm still thinking about and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: can't wait till this is over so I can drink
Speaker 1: it again. Yeah, but you know what, after the seventy
Speaker 1: five days, you might not even be thinking about coffee.
Speaker 2: You might not be missing the taste of it when
Speaker 2: you're done. I hope, I pray.
Speaker 1: They say that when you get something out of your
Speaker 1: system and you reintroduce it, you're like, this is nasty.
Speaker 2: This actually doesn't taste good at all.
Speaker 1: And I believe that because even at my like worse
Speaker 1: in terms of coffee, like having like five shots a day,
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so nasty. I would have
Speaker 1: to wash it down with like a juice. You drink
Speaker 1: espresso and then you watch it down with juice.
Speaker 2: That's not very European.
Speaker 1: Girl. I didn't know you was first of all, five
Speaker 1: espresso shots a day is wild and crazy and still
Speaker 1: going to sleep baby still zzz zzz top.
Speaker 2: That's why I was like, something is wrong with me.
Speaker 1: But it was really that I was immune to the
Speaker 1: caffeine because I've had so much.
Speaker 2: Because I'm drinking the coffee.
Speaker 1: Then doing a Red Bull at night. It was sick
Speaker 1: of so what are you what are you prepping for?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Who is this?
Speaker 2: It was just to have conversations and to be on stage.
Speaker 1: That was all. I wasn't folding no clothes. I wasn't
Speaker 1: getting no work done this. You wasn't working on no memoir.
Speaker 2: No, you was just just to maintain.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, Sidney, let's okay, you know what. I'm reinvigorated
Speaker 1: for the hard seventy five. Okay, that's too much coffee
Speaker 1: in your life.
Speaker 2: Sis, Oh thank you, mother, drink mother.
Speaker 1: Show them your giant thermist of water so the listeners
Speaker 1: can see where we at, and I think we're like
Speaker 1: right here, there's almost half well, you know, because when
Speaker 1: I do my walk later, I'm gonna have to bring
Speaker 1: this with me, which is embarrassing. But this is a weapon.
Speaker 2: I wish, I bitch, what like this is I be
Speaker 2: carrying it? Like?
Speaker 1: But I remember going to dinner with you guys, and
Speaker 1: y'all mate, y'all roasted meat.
Speaker 2: Cydny blopped that on the table.
Speaker 1: We were like, yeah, were gonna need a table for
Speaker 1: ten because the thermist needs a chair as well. They
Speaker 1: wanted me to hold somebody's baby, rosebuds baby, and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: Sidny's got our own baby. You got this. It's a
Speaker 1: bad dad. I can't wait for you to have your
Speaker 1: fall body together, which is crazy because the fall you
Speaker 1: don't really show off your body.
Speaker 2: This is when the turtlenecks is poppubut.
Speaker 1: But you can do a crop top under the leather jacket. Nah, girl,
Speaker 1: I might if i'm if I'm really like talking my shit. Girl,
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a jacket. I'm not wearing a jacket,
Speaker 1: and I'm sleeveless. You think everywhere you think the hard
Speaker 1: seventy five is gonna make your anemia go away? Maybe, girl,
Speaker 1: because now I'm just putting things in my body that
Speaker 1: I never have before, like fruits, vegetables. Wow, that's all
Speaker 1: types of I just was not doing it. String beans, cauliflower, cauliflower,
Speaker 1: CAULI aleutely spell it. I don't know, but I was
Speaker 1: putting it in my mouth. I think we can spell
Speaker 1: cauliflower if we tried it together. See a U l
Speaker 1: I flower boo. Okay, Callie, no child left behind over here,
Speaker 1: but we might.
Speaker 2: Have left you bond. Now check our math. Is that
Speaker 2: the right way to spell cauliflower?
Speaker 1: It feels right, all right, So Marie, I have I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring mess or just livings?
Speaker 2: Just living?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is this message?
Speaker 2: Just living?
Speaker 1: This woman Goods on Instagram and she's like, yep, met
Speaker 1: this man. You know we're dating. I'm like this is
Speaker 1: the one. We're like planning our future together. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: do this is who I want to be with? Boom,
Speaker 1: she gets pregnant. She tells him she's pregnant. He like, actually,
Speaker 1: run that back. I'm married and you need you need.
Speaker 1: I don't even think he offered the five hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: but he was like, you got to handle that, get
Speaker 1: rid of it. Yeah. So then she goes to the
Speaker 1: internet says all this and she's like I can't believe
Speaker 1: you know, I'm like forty and this is happening to me,
Speaker 1: Like I'm six weeks pregnant. All the comments are like, girl,
Speaker 1: you are in enough time to get that. At Bobo,
Speaker 1: they were like, do you need somebody to pull up
Speaker 1: to plant parenthood with juices? What do you need?
Speaker 2: You want some sweats? You want a two pie set?
Speaker 1: You gotta get, Like, don't don't ruin your life like this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: not ruin your life with a baby, but like ruin
Speaker 1: your life in like a messy situation. They're like, if
Speaker 1: he's already saying I'm not gonna be here for this.
Speaker 1: Believe him, Yes, believe him? Is it mess that she
Speaker 1: double backed and was like, actually, I'm gonna make this work.
Speaker 2: I'm not with him, but like, I'm gonna have this
Speaker 2: baby with or without him. Where does she meet him?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Since you know, I don't know the specifics. I'm listening
Speaker 2: in and out, in and out.
Speaker 1: Girl.
Speaker 2: We know that she's six weeks, but we don't know
Speaker 2: where she met this. No, I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: a train, a plane, or hinge. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is it messy or just living for her to be like,
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna have this baby. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: it's a little bit of both, but I understand why.
Speaker 1: Like you said, she's forty, this could be her last
Speaker 1: chance to do it, and you know, at your big
Speaker 1: age to be showing up at the plant parenthood or
Speaker 1: the gynecologist to terminate a pregnancy. It's like, can you
Speaker 1: if this is something that you can do on your own,
Speaker 1: and you've decided you want to do it, then I
Speaker 1: guess do it. But it's also messy because she's now
Speaker 1: gonna be tied to that man forever. Like if he's
Speaker 1: telling you to get rid of it, and he doesn't
Speaker 1: want no parts. He's not gonna he's not gonna help
Speaker 1: you out. But if you want this kid to have
Speaker 1: relationship with their father, then you know that's where the
Speaker 1: mess is. I don't know. I see so people in
Speaker 1: the comments, they're like, okay, so if you agreeing to
Speaker 1: like having the kid, then why are you going back
Speaker 1: to him and being like, oh I need child support?
Speaker 2: He already said I don't want no parts, right.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's a tough one.
Speaker 1: You know what's mess? Why is it on the internet? Like,
Speaker 1: just don't leave us out of it? I don't want
Speaker 1: I like, why am I hearing this? I should not
Speaker 1: be allowed to hear something so personal while I'm in
Speaker 1: the shower. But wig off, that's what the internet is now.
Speaker 1: First of all, she said, I'm not gonna get engaged
Speaker 1: to this married man. I'm gonna get the engagement on socials.
Speaker 1: She said, let me tell you something. This video gonna
Speaker 1: go viral and then I'm gonna share my wish list
Speaker 1: and get everything that my baby needs.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe that's the train of thought.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know, before I make a decision, before
Speaker 1: I post a certain picture, or I'll post a certain video,
Speaker 1: I'll message you and be like which one is better?
Speaker 1: Or message my and I'll message my sister and I
Speaker 1: messaged like a couple different people, and then you know,
Speaker 1: based on what the group says, I'll take that into consideration.
Speaker 1: But I mean, going on social media to ask people
Speaker 1: if you should have an abortion or not? Is is
Speaker 1: miss But I don't think she asked that. I think
Speaker 1: she was just saying, like, you know, this is what's happening.
Speaker 1: Like I think she was like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do, but I mean it was it was
Speaker 1: like fourteen thousand comments, I'm sure, and most of them
Speaker 1: were like what in support of her or telling her
Speaker 1: to you know. Yeah, they were like since what state
Speaker 1: you live in? Is it? Because if you and New York, girl,
Speaker 1: there's about three other locations quick fast. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then other people's like I can't believe all these women,
Speaker 1: like this is disgusting behavior.
Speaker 2: What's disgusting telling her she should go to you know,
Speaker 2: and she got a good job.
Speaker 1: Did she look? What did her house look like in
Speaker 1: the background, what was the we'll call the cabinet? Did
Speaker 1: she have like with the bead of Queen's size, like no, no,
Speaker 1: I just I will say this. I think you know,
Speaker 1: if you think that you're ready to have a child,
Speaker 1: I'm obviously all in support in that, but I also
Speaker 1: think you got to think about the child, like is
Speaker 1: this a situation that makes sense for this human being?
Speaker 1: Like some things are preventable, and you know, that's how
Speaker 1: I think about my mom. Sometimes it's like, Okay, the
Speaker 1: first kid, all right, she didn't get it right, That's okay.
Speaker 2: The second kid is like, all right, you know what,
Speaker 2: maybe you're working through it. You might be better.
Speaker 1: The third kid. The third kid, you're like, oh man,
Speaker 1: I don't want to have this third kid. It's like, Mama,
Speaker 1: you gotta close the shop down twenty four hours, no
Speaker 1: more new customers. That's that's insane. By the third kid,
Speaker 1: you still you're like, oh man, another kid. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you have to do things to make sure you're
Speaker 1: not having you're not getting pregnant. I understand that. But
Speaker 1: if she did that, then you wouldn't be here. What
Speaker 1: would you do? What do No? What would you do
Speaker 1: without you? Yeah? Yeah, I wouldn't be here.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be in the red room with nobody.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh that's sweet.
Speaker 2: Oh, my god, I think that was the gayest thing
Speaker 2: I've heard. You say, I'll be bro but you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I met a woman.
Speaker 2: Oh at that dinner that we was at a couple
Speaker 2: of months ago, I met a lady.
Speaker 1: The girl who was sitting next to me, she's pregnant,
Speaker 1: and she was saying that she had she she was
Speaker 1: an author, and she was a successful, you know, woman
Speaker 1: in the corporate world and YadA YadA, YadA ya, and
Speaker 1: she was single and she didn't find a partner and
Speaker 1: her biological clock ticking and she decided she's having a
Speaker 1: baby by herself.
Speaker 2: It's women who decide that they just gonna do it,
Speaker 2: and they're not gonna wait for somebody to the right
Speaker 2: person or the right time. They're like, the time is now.
Speaker 2: I have the means I'm having this baby. Did you
Speaker 2: get that she has the means?
Speaker 1: Well, that's why I asked what the lady in the
Speaker 1: background her house looked like, like, did it look like
Speaker 1: she had the means?
Speaker 2: Or was she doing it in her car?
Speaker 1: Like? And what going to go with it was that
Speaker 1: in a car. I don't think you need to be
Speaker 1: rich to have a child, but I do know the
Speaker 1: you know, mental anguish that you have to deal with
Speaker 1: when you have like a deadbeat baby daddy. I personally
Speaker 1: don't know about that, but that's not all you know,
Speaker 1: the mental language. No, no, no, But I know people
Speaker 1: who had to deal with that. It's affected because it
Speaker 1: doesn't just affect the mother and the child, affects everybody
Speaker 1: that's around them. It affects your tribe. It's trickled down.
Speaker 1: It doesn't when people make decisions you're like, it's just me,
Speaker 1: and no, that's not the case.
Speaker 2: We all all involved.
Speaker 1: Now. It takes a village. It does take a village.
Speaker 1: But if you have a village that can help you
Speaker 1: do it, then do it. But me personally, that's not
Speaker 1: the way that I would want to do it. And
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I ever need to do it.
Speaker 2: But a liar baby, a married man's baby. I need
Speaker 2: to know where she met him. You know what, I'll
Speaker 2: go back. I'll find out for you.
Speaker 1: And it's probably something crazy like she met him at
Speaker 1: at the Lord's house, she met him at God's house.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm giving it's given church, yes, and
Speaker 1: he and that means he was he wasn't bringing his
Speaker 1: wife to church like he's a teator for multiple in
Speaker 1: multiple ways.
Speaker 2: That's O D. Shall we read some of these messages?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend and I have been together a year, but
Speaker 1: she is the love of my life. There's no one
Speaker 1: that compares to her. I want you guys to know.
Speaker 1: Both of those sentences had an exclamation mark at the
Speaker 1: end of the day. So it's the love of my
Speaker 1: life and no one compares to her. A few months ago, though,
Speaker 1: I messed up. I had a friend who is also
Speaker 1: a lesbian, who was literally just a friend. We barely talked,
Speaker 1: but when we did it was usually just, hey, this happened,
Speaker 1: and I need advice before I run my mouth kind
Speaker 1: of thing. I didn't mention it to my girlfriend simply
Speaker 1: because we don't speak that often or about anything disrespectful.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend found it and said I broke her trust
Speaker 1: for not telling her I was friends with a lesbian.
Speaker 1: She is friends with tons and half she's done stuff with,
Speaker 1: but never had a relationship. Well months later after, she
Speaker 1: said she would get over it because I didn't do
Speaker 1: anything wrong technically, she keeps throwing jabs like I hope
Speaker 1: you never cheat on me, or I hope you're not
Speaker 1: talking to anybody you're not supposed to.
Speaker 2: It hurts my feelings.
Speaker 1: I know I should have told her about it, but
Speaker 1: I haven't spoken to this girl since out of respect
Speaker 1: to my girlfriend. I need help on how to get
Speaker 1: my girlfriend to stop saying these things about me cheating
Speaker 1: and stuff, because it really digs at me and puts
Speaker 1: me into a space of being with my exes who
Speaker 1: all all did this because they were up to something.
Speaker 1: What do I do? Oh?
Speaker 2: Wait, so do you think that she's saying that?
Speaker 1: Do you think she's cheating?
Speaker 2: I mean, hit dogs, holla?
Speaker 1: So if you're if you're because like if I see
Speaker 1: a message and I'm like, this looks sketchy, but like
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't like this. I don't ever want
Speaker 1: to see this again. If you could say okay, then
Speaker 1: no problem, then we.
Speaker 2: Want to clean slate again.
Speaker 1: But if I keep egging it on and I still
Speaker 1: don't trust you and I'm picked, why why do I
Speaker 1: not have no trust at all? You just y'all were
Speaker 1: just friends. You're like, you didn't tell me I didn't
Speaker 1: like that, but you didn't do anything, So why would
Speaker 1: I keep like pegging you about? Oh? I hope you
Speaker 1: don't cheat on me. Oh, you didn't tell me nothing.
Speaker 2: I need to know how she found out. Did she
Speaker 2: go through your phone?
Speaker 1: You know she did?
Speaker 2: She was through your phone had so.
Speaker 1: It sounds like your girlfriend didn't trust you in the
Speaker 1: first place for her to be going through your phone,
Speaker 1: and now every time she sees you talking to somebody,
Speaker 1: she's like happy, don't cheat it, do feel like something?
Speaker 1: Why is she so suspicious? Is she hot in something?
Speaker 2: And why is she going through your phone? The people
Speaker 2: need to know that's mess. Leave my phone alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you have that like feeling in your heart
Speaker 1: and in your gut, that's like, let me get that
Speaker 1: cold because I'm going through that phone.
Speaker 2: You already you're going out the door.
Speaker 1: You got you gotta leave because it's like, if I
Speaker 1: feel like I have to break your trust to get
Speaker 1: the truth, that's too many steps that we laps and
Speaker 1: obstacles were going through. It's just like get somebody.
Speaker 2: Else, Yeah, do something else.
Speaker 1: And you're telling us that you weren't saying anything crazy,
Speaker 1: you weren't being disrespectful. You were just asking like, hey,
Speaker 1: this happened, like asking for advice and stuff. So if
Speaker 1: that's all that it was, what did she see that
Speaker 1: made her so upset exact because it's a lesbian.
Speaker 2: I don't know what she looked like there, it is,
Speaker 2: she probably cute. She probably a cute ass lesbian, maybe
Speaker 2: a little bit younger.
Speaker 1: She and those two piece fashion over sets, looset heels,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's not just a regular friend. You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. She wasn't in no a six
Speaker 2: sweat and suit from Tzara, a pretty little thing, two piece,
Speaker 2: Like I said.
Speaker 1: One of those lesbians with the lashes and you know,
Speaker 1: microbladed eyebrows.
Speaker 2: Lesbians with lashes, they exist SEMs.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I would. I would sit
Speaker 1: down and be like, hey, okay, I thought we had
Speaker 1: a clean slate. I said, I would not do this anymore.
Speaker 1: I like, I won't lie to you or won't not
Speaker 1: tell you information. I thought we moved on. You keep
Speaker 1: bringing this up? What's up? What is this about? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You need to hit her with one of these a
Speaker 1: If you can't forgive me for this, if this is
Speaker 1: something that is you're gonna hold over my head forever,
Speaker 1: then maybe we should go our separate ways. Maybe we
Speaker 1: should go our separate ways. That's the title of the episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm back, baby, I'm back. You can't stop me, but
Speaker 1: I'm telling it. I'm telling the title, and I.
Speaker 2: Will say you you did it it, tosok. You almost
Speaker 2: a whole hour to say that. So people were comments
Speaker 2: and they're like, no, I love when she says.
Speaker 1: That, say that title.
Speaker 2: They were like, what ass wipe told.
Speaker 1: Sydney not to say the title? Come my messengers.
Speaker 2: I love y'all. Miss Yeah, that was I think that's it.
Speaker 1: That's all we got. This was a really fulfilling solo. Marie.
Speaker 1: I feel like I hope that you guys enjoyed this.
Speaker 1: On the way to work, I know that's where some
Speaker 1: of y'all listen. Where else do people listen. I mean
Speaker 1: a lot of people have cars, a lot of people
Speaker 1: are doing many tasks and they're like they need something
Speaker 1: to hear in the background.
Speaker 2: And they love it.
Speaker 1: They love us.
Speaker 2: Here's a question for the episode. We need y'all to
Speaker 2: answer the question.
Speaker 1: Is it mess or just living to be forty years
Speaker 1: old and have a baby by a married man who
Speaker 1: told you not to have the baby. We just want
Speaker 1: to know. I need to know you're like most of me,
Speaker 1: but maybe it's not to you, okay, and please continue
Speaker 1: to leave reviews. I love all the reviews.
Speaker 2: Keep them.
Speaker 1: I need y'all to flood the reviews. We need more.
Speaker 2: I want more on Spotify and we need a hard
Speaker 2: seventy five.
Speaker 1: We need a hard time. Get's drink a lot of
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