1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,199 Speaker 1: My son won one hundred thousand dollars in the lottery, 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 1: and I stole every penny. 3 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 2: Am I the act fool? 4 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 1: You know you brought me into this world to care 5 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 1: for me. You're in debt, dude. Every moment that you 6 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,960 Speaker 1: live under my care is a moment that you owe 7 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: me money. Wait, the sun stole from the dad, and 8 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: the dad stole from the sun. This dad stole from 9 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: the sun, dad from Oh yeah, so this is paybaal. 10 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,159 Speaker 1: Literally he's owed so much more. Yeah, we had a 11 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 1: story of a mom who invoiced their kid for like 12 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: seven hundred grand. Dude, hundred k is light work? 13 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 2: Deal? What a deal? 14 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 3: I'm doing you such a favor? 15 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 2: Yeah? You know what else is doing me a favor? 16 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 2: What is not? 17 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:43,520 Speaker 1: Share it Me and my my my baldy girlfriend. Yes, 18 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:49,480 Speaker 1: uh separated today, Yeah, amicably, amicably amicably. You know she's 19 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,920 Speaker 1: leaving beautiful five four days together. 20 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 2: That's right. 21 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 3: It was beautiful time. You know, lifelong memories made. 22 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 2: Mess her all right. 23 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 1: So I have a wife, will Eelmina will will Helma, Willhelma. 24 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: I have a wife Wahelma forty and two sons, Sam 25 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 1: seventeen and Scott sixteen six years ago, I ran the 26 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: gas station to buy some cigarettes. Instead of abandoning my 27 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,399 Speaker 1: family just a joke, I decided to also buy a 28 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: lottery ticket for everyone, just for fun. 29 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:17,400 Speaker 2: It was a blast. 30 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: We all talked all night about what we would do 31 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: with our winnings, where we would go, et cetera. 32 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 2: I mean this was all fantasy anyway, right, That's what 33 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 2: we thang. 34 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,679 Speaker 1: And everyone knows the fantasy always turns into reality and 35 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:37,399 Speaker 1: then leaves you just just buckling. Everybody buckle in, and 36 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 1: that does We're here. We're here to hear Sam out. 37 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 1: You know this meant to be lost. 38 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,320 Speaker 2: He needs to bench. 39 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: But I specifically told my kids that they would have 40 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,679 Speaker 1: to share their winnings. 41 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 2: So if anyone want anything, everyone's sharing. It makes sense. 42 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, and they would have to put it away for 43 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: college first and foremost. Well, what do you know it? 44 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: Sam's ticket one? Wow, lucky Sammy over here? I see 45 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 1: luck is just so it's so soon, I hope so 46 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 1: soon in your future. Son, I proise that you're about 47 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,520 Speaker 1: to be have I mentioned it, but my bolly. 48 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 2: Broke the case. I forgot. I forgot. 49 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:13,359 Speaker 3: Yeah. 50 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 2: Her name's Ashley. She's Australian. Met her at the beach. 51 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 2: That's right, I'm gonna keep going. 52 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 1: Of course, it's actually my ticket and I had to 53 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 1: claim it. It didn't win the jackpot, but after taxes, 54 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: we walked away with sixty thousand dollars, which means it 55 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: was probably one hundred thousand dollars straight up. Yeah, that's good. 56 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: I sat them both down and explained that I was 57 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 1: going to save it all for college, but we could 58 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:42,520 Speaker 1: celebrate slash splurge a little. They absolutely wanted a gaming system, 59 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: and will Helma insisted on a family vacation that was 60 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 1: much needed. We all agreed on this and are saving 61 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,119 Speaker 1: the rest. I mean, that's that's a brilliant plan. 62 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:51,359 Speaker 2: Yeah. 63 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 1: I think most people like their lives are messed up 64 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: by the lottery, So yeah, yeah, you want to save 65 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,640 Speaker 1: most of it and then get a vacation. Fil like 66 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: sounds nice, Just like, don't meet the love of your 67 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 1: life life here and let her leave you the next. 68 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,079 Speaker 2: Did I know that was coming? 69 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 3: Oh baby, this is gonna be fun, fun episodes. 70 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 2: Guys. 71 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: I about a gaming system and a bunch of games 72 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 1: for about one thousand dollars. Will Helma took over the 73 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: vacation and insisted on a Disney World trip. The boys 74 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: don't even like Disney, but it's always will Helma's dream 75 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 1: to go. So he went another five thousand dollars. So 76 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,519 Speaker 1: man's already six k in the whole, but at least 77 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,080 Speaker 1: he doesn't have a hole in his heart. Last year 78 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: Sam wanted a car. Well, Helma was pretty tired of 79 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: schifferring them around anyway, so I agreed and spent his 80 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: four k on another car. So ten k in the hole. 81 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 3: Wow. 82 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 1: I paid insurance, registration and maintenance under the agreement that 83 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,839 Speaker 1: he takes over driving Scott to his stuff and as well. 84 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: So basically it's like you drive pay places, I'll pay 85 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,119 Speaker 1: for it right. Well, Helma had no complaints about any 86 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: of these purchases, so everyone's happy. Everyone's looking good since 87 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 1: day one. I've actually invested the entire winnings and never 88 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,119 Speaker 1: dipped into I've always spent my own money. 89 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 2: On all this stuff. 90 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 1: I've invested better than average, and that sixty k is 91 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: now one hundred k. 92 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 3: Hey, hey mi, the money bag money. 93 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:13,080 Speaker 1: Here bags, Yeah, prove in his life that's right, only 94 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 1: only I was winning instead of losing. I'm telling you 95 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:20,919 Speaker 1: it's coming today. Something's happening today. 96 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,839 Speaker 2: It's fine, it's fine. Well. 97 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: Helma knows I've always invested our money, but a small 98 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 1: amount since we're poor. She knows I was investing in 99 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: the lottery winnings as well. I've always told her about 100 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: the money doing well, but I guess I never explicitly 101 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,039 Speaker 1: said how well. She also has ever asked. She has 102 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 1: left our finances completely up to me. Sam is starting 103 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 1: college in a few weeks, and we figured out a 104 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: plan to stretch his thirty K over the four years. 105 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: While looking at the portfolio will Helma noticed it was 106 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 1: one hundred K and asked how. I told her I 107 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: invested sixty K and it grew to one hundred K. 108 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,280 Speaker 1: She then asked why we're only giving Sam thirty K 109 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 1: when it should be fifty K. I said, no, the 110 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: other forty K is mine. I managed just the count 111 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: I made the investments, I did all the work, plus 112 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:05,919 Speaker 1: I paid for all the other stuff through our other savings. 113 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 1: The forty K stays, and I'll keep investing it. If 114 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: the boys need money, it's there. But if not, I'm 115 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: going to eventually retire a little early with it. She 116 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:18,359 Speaker 1: thinks I'm stealing his money since I wouldn't have been 117 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: able to invest with it if I didn't have it 118 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,280 Speaker 1: to begin with. I say, it's always kind of been 119 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 1: my money to begin with. And I'm still giving him 120 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,200 Speaker 1: thirty k I promised him since the beginning. So am 121 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:30,720 Speaker 1: I the a hole for keeping that left over cash? Interesting? 122 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,680 Speaker 1: So basically, and this is his wife saying this to him, right, interesting? 123 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 3: And he he bought the ticket. 124 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: Initially he bought the ticket, but the winning ticket was 125 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 1: Sam's ticket, right, So the sixty k technically kind of 126 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,279 Speaker 1: was bought for Sam on behalf of him. Yeah, I 127 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,840 Speaker 1: mean he just he bought it, so like he bought 128 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 1: it and gifted it, right, So I think as soon 129 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,279 Speaker 1: as you gift something, it's it's theirs. 130 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 3: Yeah. 131 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:58,280 Speaker 1: This is because I'm like, if you buy it, like 132 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,520 Speaker 1: and it's let me tell you this job. Yeah, okay, 133 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: all right, hit me, hit me. So you buy you 134 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,839 Speaker 1: buy me a lottery ticket? Yep right, you you buy yourself? 135 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 2: Yeah? You buy everyone here a lottery ticket? Yep right. 136 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: They're like, hey went out, why don't everyone a lottery ticket? 137 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,559 Speaker 1: You give it to each one of us? Riley wins 138 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 1: a million dollars? Oh yes, are you saying Riley that 139 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 1: actually wasn't a real gift. That million dollars is about. 140 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 3: One hundred percent. No, I'm just kidding. 141 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,080 Speaker 1: I think the difference here is its family and the 142 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 1: kid was seventeen. So to me, I'm like, hey, I'm 143 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 1: the parents still managing the funds of the family together. 144 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 1: And if it was like if it was Sam was 145 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 1: like you know a Disney star or something, yeah, that's 146 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 1: completely different. That is that is the child's money. But 147 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 1: this is like, hey, I bought the ticket, I'm managing 148 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,440 Speaker 1: the money. And also like I think, like you know, 149 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,919 Speaker 1: a kid that young, you might like just blow it 150 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,040 Speaker 1: all immediately, like throw caution to the wind. You knows 151 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 1: your heart and someone that's just going to leave and 152 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: stock that just dips so far you don't see it 153 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 1: ever again You're like, where am I? What am I 154 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 1: doing here? Of course is any of this matter? So yeah, 155 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:09,359 Speaker 1: I don't know. Sam met this girl in case you 156 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 1: haven't heard, Yeah, yeah, yeah Ashley Whi's pretty cool Australian. 157 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 2: We danced until three am last night. 158 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 1: Really three ah, dude, we were destroying the dance floor. 159 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,640 Speaker 3: Are you must be dead right now? 160 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 1: Actually I feel alive because the heartbreak is keeping me up. 161 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,680 Speaker 3: Wow, it's like the adrenaline. 162 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's better than coffee. Honestly, there you go, broken 163 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 1: a heart. We'll really you know, keep you up at 164 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 1: night apparently and all day. Well here's the question, is 165 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 1: OP the a hole for keeping it? 166 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,600 Speaker 2: I say no? I say no. 167 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 1: I say no, you know, like protect Sam from making 168 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 1: a dumb decision that he'll regrat later. And it's also 169 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 1: their retirement. So I'm like, your wife, are you coping 170 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 1: up our back exactly? 171 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 2: Exactly? Like keep you no better? 172 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 1: Like, don't go and throw your you know, life into 173 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 1: anyone that will damn it. Like my parents were like, Sam, 174 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 1: just focus on your self, be you know, really really 175 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,240 Speaker 1: tend to your wishes and understand who you are. Yes, 176 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,720 Speaker 1: I don't just go falling for any Australian girl that 177 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 1: comes your way. Well, let's get to this next book. 178 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,720 Speaker 1: What do you guys think? Let us know in the comments. 179 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,440 Speaker 1: Someone on Tinder scan me for twenty thousand dollars. I 180 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,720 Speaker 1: want to get revenge. But am I the a hole? 181 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 2: Dude? 182 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:25,760 Speaker 1: Classic dating love app just destroying all the hope of love. 183 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,200 Speaker 2: We can't we can't escape, We cannot escape. 184 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,960 Speaker 1: You know, we need a story that's like, uh, on 185 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,160 Speaker 1: the apps, they're just gonna leave you. 186 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,280 Speaker 2: Why why even try? 187 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,319 Speaker 3: An art choke was planted in the crowd? 188 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,000 Speaker 2: Am I mad? 189 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 1: And we're just reading an agricultural textbook. These stories have 190 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,560 Speaker 1: way too many possibilities. I'll tie in, but then Sam's 191 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:51,040 Speaker 1: gonna be like my heart was the art joke planted deep, 192 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,000 Speaker 1: but the roots could not connect. 193 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:58,200 Speaker 2: Damn, dude, facts, you're like poetry. Damn. I can't give. 194 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 2: I can't give any more fuel. 195 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,840 Speaker 1: I broke up with my Boloniese girl. She wasn't Bolanese, 196 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,839 Speaker 1: but I met her in Bali on the beach at 197 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 1: sunset Balie girl at sunset Wow. And then we got 198 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: dinner and drinks away. Now she's gone, hey, but you 199 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,319 Speaker 1: have us, you. 200 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:15,480 Speaker 3: Know, yeah? 201 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so oh no, this is a bad 202 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:23,839 Speaker 1: story to read. But it's okay, It's okay. What John, 203 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,960 Speaker 1: This is going to be a long one. That's gonna 204 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,000 Speaker 1: be a long one. Editors, can we start up a 205 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:31,560 Speaker 1: Bali girlfriend counter see where we're at right now, and we'll. 206 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:34,440 Speaker 3: Keep the fun times frowing. Just prepare yourself, all right. 207 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,600 Speaker 1: So I just realized that I've fallen for one of 208 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:41,640 Speaker 1: the most heartbreaking and wallet draining scams out there, love love. 209 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,959 Speaker 3: Imagine your phone just fell into the pool. 210 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,400 Speaker 2: I don't even care. 211 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:49,080 Speaker 1: I'd lost so much for me, I can spot a 212 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,200 Speaker 1: scam within a mile, but this one was something I 213 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:54,000 Speaker 1: didn't expect I would fall for. It started when I 214 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,320 Speaker 1: was so down and desperate for a relationship that I 215 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 1: went through finding true love on Tinder. I mean, you 216 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:04,040 Speaker 1: can't drive, you can't find true love anywhere. There's the worst. 217 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 3: So if there's there's if there's no good. 218 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 1: Places, then it's all, you know, I tell her, if 219 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,280 Speaker 1: it's all bad, it's all. 220 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:11,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. 221 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,920 Speaker 1: I'm not a very attractive person, but I can cook 222 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,240 Speaker 1: and have a nice personality. 223 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:18,120 Speaker 2: Okay, you got something open like some people, invest. 224 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,360 Speaker 1: In yourself, not the ugly fire, but the personality is 225 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,360 Speaker 1: invest in yourself. 226 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, invest in yourself, invest yourself. 227 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,760 Speaker 1: You don't need a relationship. Yeah, you don't need anyone 228 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:26,880 Speaker 1: to give you value. 229 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 2: That's right. 230 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,679 Speaker 1: You don't even need a dancing partner. Just dance by 231 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 1: yourself alone in the club. 232 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:32,400 Speaker 2: Yeah. 233 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,520 Speaker 1: The worm man only takes one to worm. They only 234 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,400 Speaker 1: exactly one man worm. 235 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can do it. I do. 236 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,360 Speaker 1: I went through a week without making a match and 237 00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:42,960 Speaker 1: ended up paying for premium. 238 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,240 Speaker 2: I ended up with the match. 239 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 1: She wasn't that attractive on her pictures, and from what 240 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,520 Speaker 1: I could see, she lives near my place. 241 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,199 Speaker 2: We chatted and I was feeling a connection with her. 242 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:57,959 Speaker 2: Go pee, that's let's let's yeah, just know it will end. 243 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:00,959 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 244 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,920 Speaker 1: Oh, well made a connection to the point that I'm 245 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,360 Speaker 1: going to uninstalled Tinder and talk to her on a 246 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 1: different platform. 247 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,280 Speaker 2: WHOA he's like going like. 248 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,680 Speaker 1: He's not going quite I r L, but he's going 249 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,120 Speaker 1: one step closer to ir one platform. 250 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:22,360 Speaker 2: What is like? Discord? Yeah, Discord? Do you want to 251 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,959 Speaker 2: believe Fortnite with me? I'm just kidding. 252 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,120 Speaker 3: Everyone plays Fortnite is great all of our time. 253 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,600 Speaker 2: Amazing. Yeah, we love you, even though it's not real love. 254 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,600 Speaker 1: I was hoping we could talk over text and call 255 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:39,720 Speaker 1: each other, but she told me about WhatsApp. Okay, you know, 256 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,600 Speaker 1: to pay if uk something like that, you know outside 257 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:43,120 Speaker 1: the States. 258 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,400 Speaker 2: I mean, I tend to go for instagrams first. 259 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:47,160 Speaker 1: I remember there was this girl that I met on 260 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,880 Speaker 1: the beach and I gave her my Instagram right, and 261 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,200 Speaker 1: then she asked me how surfing was, and then I 262 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,120 Speaker 1: invited her for dinner. 263 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:54,600 Speaker 2: And drinks. 264 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,800 Speaker 1: She actually just instagram messages me right now. I said, Hey, 265 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,959 Speaker 1: you're an incredible per I'm sure we'll see each other again. 266 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,480 Speaker 1: Horn emoji you too, darl I've really appreciated the time 267 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,760 Speaker 1: with you. You're a kind man. I feel we will again, 268 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 1: absolutely so yeah, I would do Instagram ha. 269 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:15,640 Speaker 2: Oh man. 270 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 1: Hey, there are some hearts in the comments for Sam. 271 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,080 Speaker 1: Everybody throw a bunch of hearts. 272 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:22,800 Speaker 2: That's simp. 273 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,880 Speaker 1: Tell tell us one of your favorite things about Sam 274 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,520 Speaker 1: in the comments, simp and heart cuck. 275 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,679 Speaker 2: Well, only get my heart through. Here's what's gonna happen. 276 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,520 Speaker 1: We're gonna get like a hundred comments, and then you'd 277 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,840 Speaker 1: be like, wow, I feel so good. Now that's exactly 278 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,080 Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. Lover boy, that's me. 279 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:43,800 Speaker 2: There we go. 280 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,880 Speaker 1: It's got so much love to give, so much love 281 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,240 Speaker 1: to give. 282 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,000 Speaker 2: You're gonna keep it. 283 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 3: All and love to receive. 284 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,640 Speaker 1: We'll see if the time is die the time is 285 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:53,120 Speaker 1: I so me not having the right state of mind 286 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,480 Speaker 1: because I was having a genuine attraction with her, I 287 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,199 Speaker 1: went ahead and started talking more there. After a few 288 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,160 Speaker 1: days of talking about her future, she started talking about 289 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:07,520 Speaker 1: you know, good old crypto Chel I want to see 290 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,440 Speaker 1: these feet fifty bitcoining. 291 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,800 Speaker 2: It'll put me through college. 292 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,640 Speaker 1: Damn bitcoin, you put you to retirement. What are you 293 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,320 Speaker 1: talking about? What college are you going to? 294 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:18,920 Speaker 2: Yo? 295 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,400 Speaker 3: Harvard bro oh fair? 296 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:21,160 Speaker 2: Kay? 297 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,080 Speaker 1: Or a USC's ninety k a year? That is just 298 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:29,200 Speaker 1: so insane. Yeah, like ninety k year tuition. That's not 299 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,280 Speaker 1: including housing? 300 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,439 Speaker 2: Oh my god? Or is it? No? I don't think Yeah, 301 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,960 Speaker 2: it's not including housing. Crazy. That's no. 302 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,079 Speaker 3: Thanks, I'll pass. 303 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:37,679 Speaker 2: I'll pass. 304 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:41,240 Speaker 1: And she asked me if I had any experience with crypto. 305 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 1: Me being a know it all, I said yes and 306 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,920 Speaker 1: brag that I invested in some coins, but I did 307 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:46,960 Speaker 1: lose some Yeah. 308 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:47,920 Speaker 3: She then started. 309 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:50,680 Speaker 1: Talking about how I lost since I was looking for 310 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:51,920 Speaker 1: a long term investment. 311 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,480 Speaker 3: Everybody knows investing in long term is not what you 312 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:55,839 Speaker 3: want to do. 313 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,680 Speaker 1: I do a short term investment in this unknown stock 314 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 1: call Elon sperm. Yeah, that's right, I've heard of Elon 315 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:07,840 Speaker 1: sperm coin. No, yeah, actually is a real coin, sperm 316 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,319 Speaker 1: and wow. Yeah, dude to the moon. I thought we 317 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:13,840 Speaker 1: stopped at com rocket, but it just keeps going. 318 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,680 Speaker 2: It keeps going out beyond the moon. One yeah, side 319 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,080 Speaker 2: beyond the moon somewhere beyond. 320 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,840 Speaker 3: See she's there waiting for me. 321 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 1: It goes on gold and said it's too accurate. 322 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 2: O god, straight to fine. It's my favorite jazz song. Yeah, 323 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,680 Speaker 2: so you got me there. Yeah, it's fine. 324 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 1: We have to turn off all music all Riley, delete 325 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 1: all references in all stories. Happiness Yeah, no, delete happiness, 326 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,280 Speaker 1: Nathan filter all like just everybody, shut it down, off, 327 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,239 Speaker 1: shut it down. Apparently she was showing me her transactions 328 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: and are so called profits and a car that she 329 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,200 Speaker 1: bought with those profits. This is a red flag for 330 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,840 Speaker 1: me already, but I don't know. I was caught off 331 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,760 Speaker 1: guard already because my feelings for her, Oh my god. 332 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,000 Speaker 1: And there was part of me that wanted to see her, 333 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Eventually she gave me a website to 334 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,640 Speaker 1: go through. Not sure if I can post it here, 335 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,640 Speaker 1: but I am willing to post it for awareness. Oh 336 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:15,320 Speaker 1: probably not to oh man. And she told me about 337 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:20,920 Speaker 1: b WU. BWU the hottest coin out there? Baby, ooh, 338 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,520 Speaker 1: what does that stand for? 339 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:27,400 Speaker 2: Be with you? I want to be with you. I 340 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:31,160 Speaker 2: wouldn't invest in that coin. I'm sorry. It was just 341 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 2: gave to my mind. It's fine, you gave to my mind. 342 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,360 Speaker 3: Whatever. Bolt swattede universe. 343 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:37,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, let's stick with that. 344 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I've checked more information about this coin, but it 345 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,720 Speaker 1: wasn't showing any information on coin market cap. 346 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:44,920 Speaker 2: But I gave it a. 347 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,800 Speaker 1: Chance since she was guiding me through it, investing just. 348 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,760 Speaker 2: One hundred dollars. 349 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,840 Speaker 1: Oh man, So on the website it shows the fake 350 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,440 Speaker 1: coin and you'll have to wait sixty to one hundred 351 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,200 Speaker 1: and twenty seconds to make a profit. 352 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,000 Speaker 2: Hey, that's pretty good. Uh, sixty to one hundred and 353 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,880 Speaker 2: twenty seconds. 354 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,440 Speaker 1: It's pretty good turn around times, short term, very good stuff. 355 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 3: Well, lo and behold. 356 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,560 Speaker 1: After a few minutes of talking with her and having 357 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,240 Speaker 1: her guide me through all the steps in the process, 358 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,280 Speaker 1: we ended up with one hundred and thirty dollars. 359 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:11,880 Speaker 2: We're up. 360 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,880 Speaker 3: We're up the Kenny Ruth draw it, dude. Thirty percent. 361 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:15,640 Speaker 2: Well, let's see. 362 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,440 Speaker 1: I was able to withdraw it from the scam site 363 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,280 Speaker 1: to my wallet and it was fun. 364 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,800 Speaker 3: But after that, within the next few days, she was. 365 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,200 Speaker 1: Telling me about the market being good and that we 366 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,760 Speaker 1: can make thousands. 367 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,600 Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, put one hundred k in there die. Hey, 368 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,360 Speaker 2: thirty percent? 369 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, Goldbilemee ended up making a deposit. Eventually 370 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 1: she wanted to join me and made a deposit of 371 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,040 Speaker 1: her own on my account on the scam site. Here 372 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,640 Speaker 1: we are both of us making a profit of two 373 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,880 Speaker 1: thousand USD. And I was ready to make a withdraw, 374 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,680 Speaker 1: but was told that we broke their rules and my 375 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,240 Speaker 1: account is going to get frozen. 376 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,360 Speaker 2: How can you be no, how could you be so naive? Opie. 377 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,520 Speaker 2: Don't let love trick you. 378 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:01,400 Speaker 1: Don't let it trick you to doing things unspeakable, dirty things. 379 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,560 Speaker 2: Oh god, do you look up elon sperm? 380 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,720 Speaker 1: Nice real producer Riley giving us all the facts that 381 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,080 Speaker 1: we need for this podcast. I was then advised to 382 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:13,680 Speaker 1: make another account, and I needed to make a deposit 383 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,800 Speaker 1: of twenty percent of the old account to activate the 384 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,159 Speaker 1: balance of the new one. 385 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,879 Speaker 2: My guy, my guy, don't dig yourself deeper. 386 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,920 Speaker 1: You can't access your money, so just give us more 387 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,159 Speaker 1: money and then you can access it. 388 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:27,520 Speaker 2: Going down to dangerous roads, sunning, Oh my. 389 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,640 Speaker 1: God, Me panicking, and her telling me she also has 390 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:36,360 Speaker 1: money into it, reluctantly deposited and apparently everything was transferred. 391 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,160 Speaker 2: Oh my god, how much money did he lose? 392 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 1: But in order to withdraw all of it, we would 393 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:46,080 Speaker 1: need to trade, so we did. I followed her instructions 394 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:49,639 Speaker 1: and ended up with twenty one thousand. By the time 395 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,119 Speaker 1: I was going to withdraw, I was told that I 396 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,520 Speaker 1: needed to pay taxes for the IMF another seventeen percent 397 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,520 Speaker 1: of the withdrawal amount. 398 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,120 Speaker 2: They're getting him for everything. 399 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, at this point, I've already realized that something else. 400 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,320 Speaker 1: It's making me question a lot of things. At this point, 401 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,800 Speaker 1: I'm thinking of self harm since I've lost a lot 402 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,560 Speaker 1: of it already because of this. Oh, I'm so sorry, Opie. 403 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,719 Speaker 1: My friends and family have told me about this. But 404 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,240 Speaker 1: I also invested because I felt she was real and 405 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:14,760 Speaker 1: all that. 406 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,320 Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm broke emotionally and financially. 407 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,600 Speaker 2: He invested like all his money. 408 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, op let me let me tell you, brighter times 409 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,920 Speaker 1: are definitely around the corner. Like our friend Sam here 410 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:30,040 Speaker 1: in the grand scheme of things, it's it's truly nothing, 411 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,440 Speaker 1: you know, and yeah, just because you know, literally people 412 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,800 Speaker 1: get scammed all the time, and it's it definitely sucks though, 413 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:41,040 Speaker 1: it for sure sucks off, but also just like realize 414 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,119 Speaker 1: kind of what, like why you did this in the 415 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,159 Speaker 1: first place, you know, like I think you were probably feeling, like, 416 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,080 Speaker 1: you know, emotionally, vulnerable, maybe a little lonely. Yeah, they're like, oh, 417 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:53,800 Speaker 1: like maybe this person will fill the hole in your heart, 418 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,280 Speaker 1: and maybe they did for a while, but then when 419 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,240 Speaker 1: they leave, that hole is just still there and. 420 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,560 Speaker 2: It might even be bigger, might even be big. Don't 421 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,320 Speaker 2: let it get bigger. 422 00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:03,960 Speaker 1: Open, but there's hope and happiness, there's good to don't 423 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:04,879 Speaker 1: let it get bigger. 424 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,359 Speaker 2: Yes, but oh, you've ever gotten scammed though? 425 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:10,920 Speaker 1: I would love to know people's scamcam stories and the comments. 426 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,160 Speaker 1: My my ex girlfriend got scammed for They like called 427 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,600 Speaker 1: the studio and they were like, yeah, I gotta transfer 428 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,719 Speaker 1: bitcoin to pay your electricity bill or something, and she like, 429 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,639 Speaker 1: I think she went through almost all of it. I 430 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,320 Speaker 1: don't know if she actually sent the money of it. Wow, yeah, 431 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:29,000 Speaker 1: she she almost got. It's tougham, Yeah, it's tough out there. 432 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,480 Speaker 1: I've had my company to one of the salespeople is 433 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,800 Speaker 1: about buying like gift card god or whatever, and then 434 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,520 Speaker 1: he calls our CEO and he's like, wait, what's the 435 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,600 Speaker 1: gift card you need? He's like, what gift card? It 436 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,440 Speaker 1: happens up, It happens all the time. So please don't 437 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,760 Speaker 1: don't feel bad about yourself. 438 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, around the corner. 439 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,600 Speaker 1: Stay safe out there as well. But why don't we 440 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,560 Speaker 1: get us to this next one? You know, be careful 441 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,880 Speaker 1: with your heart, that's all right. Be careful, garden. We'll 442 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,400 Speaker 1: see in a bit.