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Speaker 2: Okay, it's not embarrassing only because it's our Merch for

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, it was funny because none of us talked

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Speaker 4: The same thing.

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Speaker 5: Did.

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Speaker 1: The Merch for a Cause is still on, but for

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Speaker 1: a limited time. So when you're doing your Christmas shipping, okay,

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Speaker 1: your holiday gifts, please think of that because one of

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Speaker 1: the proceeds go to help hurricane relief. So, yes, you

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Speaker 1: can find it. Is it so in ear link? The

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Speaker 1: link is in the bio. Okay, links in the bio.

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Speaker 1: And thank you so much for all you have done

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Speaker 1: to help so far me and raise thousands and thousands

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Speaker 1: Burke and Jeffrey's Merch for a Cause. Okay, I'm stepping

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Speaker 5: You know, when I think about Jesus' birthday, the number

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Speaker 1: Mind, Yes, Berger, that is not what I broke a

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Speaker 1: Jeffy in the morning. I mean, those three Kings were there, right.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, the burgers swappers.

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Speaker 5: The reason I bring it up is cousin the news

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, how can you keep a burger inside a

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Speaker 6: That's not burgers in there.

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Speaker 5: The Home of the Whoppers says they'll be selling this

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're wrapping a lot of celebrations into one. I

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Speaker 5: And if you think that's too much money, the King says,

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Speaker 5: no way, what's in it because the items inside are

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Speaker 6: In retail value.

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Speaker 5: Wow? What items exactly are we talking about here? The

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Speaker 5: full list is going to be revealed in mid November.

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Speaker 5: Come on, here's what we know. Quote every thing from

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Speaker 5: cozy comfort to festive flair.

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Speaker 6: Oh that's descriptive.

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Speaker 1: You're getting Burger King merch?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Or is it confetti nuggets.

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Speaker 5: Who knows also quote a nostalgic nod to the shut

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Speaker 6: Wait, I don't know.

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Speaker 8: Apparently that was the things club discontinued toys.

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Speaker 6: From the things that they didn't sell back then.

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Speaker 5: But they say they're also given a nod to menu

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Speaker 1: Burger King Advoca. What else do you expect all if

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Speaker 5: Whatever it is, it goes on sale November twenty second,

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Speaker 5: the day that Jesus fed the poor with double Texas,

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Speaker 1: It was like when he turned water into mountain dew.

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Speaker 6: No whoppers into wine and mishake. Yes, let's move on.

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Speaker 5: We got to get to the shot collar question of

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Speaker 5: the day, which I am praying is all about Jesus'

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Speaker 6: Don't let us down, don't.

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Speaker 3: Let us all down.

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Speaker 9: Today is somebody's birthday. Well, it's it's not anyone on

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Speaker 9: this show, or any of our immediate friends or family,

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Speaker 9: for some people somewhere out there, probably today's their birthday.

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Speaker 9: And whoever he, she, or they might be, we want

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Speaker 4: Twenty.

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Speaker 9: Okay, you don't.

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Speaker 3: Feel so much?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay.

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Speaker 4: I'll explain.

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Speaker 9: You give me a number one through twenty, and I'll

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that many celebrities.

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Speaker 9: also most likely has a birthday at some point this year, Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I think you need a number.

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Speaker 4: One through twenty. Please hie number five Alexis.

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Speaker 9: Music mogul has built empire in fashion, spirits, and TV,

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Speaker 4: Whose birthday is it?

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Speaker 6: Jesus again?

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Speaker 1: I think the last line is the biggest clue to me.

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Speaker 8: Music doctor Dre would be a mogul right because he

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Speaker 1: Drake doesn't have spirits?

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Speaker 1: He is married to someone that you know very well,

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Speaker 3: Was it?

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Speaker 9: It was P Diddy Alexis, Why would you.

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Speaker 1: It was jay Z?

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Speaker 4: They both.

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Speaker 6: Ny n y u.

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Speaker 5: N y c o.

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Speaker 10: N y u.

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Speaker 6: I don't know why I heard n yu.

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Speaker 4: My god, this is that everyone being careful with their numbers. Okay,

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Speaker 4: why did you kick? Not picking P? Did somehow screwed that.

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Speaker 6: Up all disgraced celebrities?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why he said, let's see, let's go to Brook.

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Speaker 1: Very skimmed o god number one.

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Speaker 4: Number one Brook.

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Speaker 9: For this actor, karate wasn't just a phase. He's still

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Speaker 9: kicking it with his old rivals. Whose birthday is it?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Who is the karate kid? I don't remember that

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, what if it's Jackie Chan because it's he's

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Speaker 3: He's the new karate kid master.

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Speaker 1: And he's still making new movies with his old buddies.

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Speaker 9: Jackie Chan, that is I was looking for Ralph Machia,

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Speaker 9: the Karate Kid. Yeah, Daniel, Jose, we're over to you.

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Speaker 9: Now we've gone over to member Alexis pic P Diddy

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Speaker 9: number four, Jose. This host knows how to survive in

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Speaker 9: the world of reality TV. He's been doing it for

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Speaker 3: What's the lead host of the Survivor?

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Speaker 1: I can tell you.

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Speaker 8: I feel like it's Chris Hansen. But isn't that the

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Speaker 1: I thought his name was similar to somebody else's name

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Speaker 9: Malexis Smith a Lexus Smith incorrect. I was looking for

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Speaker 9: jeff Probst. He turned out sixty one today.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, I didn't know his name.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey. We're down to you.

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Speaker 9: If you get this wrong, I get to pick who

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Speaker 6: I feel good about the number ten, number ten, solid number.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey before her Skinny Girl brand she stirred up drama

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Speaker 4: You know whose birthday is it?

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Speaker 5: Real Housewives of New York Kim Her name love The

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Speaker 5: Real Housewives.

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Speaker 6: Jeff am I not Heather.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to give you a hit.

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Speaker 11: I don't know, I don't know anything.

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Speaker 5: She's like New York fact woman and she has the

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with Margaret. That's a three syllable first name.

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Speaker 6: Thatcher, Margaret Thatcher.

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Speaker 9: Do you have the name you're looking for? Was Bethany Frankel.

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Speaker 9: She turns fifty three today. That means I have won

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Speaker 9: today's edition up plenty of twenty and for her crimes

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Speaker 9: against radio, Alexis will be singing today.

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Speaker 1: You could have just given me somebody else.

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Speaker 5: The game doesn't worked that way, all right, Alexis, you

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Speaker 5: are being punished today by singing Genie in a Bottle

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Speaker 2: If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price

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Speaker 1: I'm a Genie in a bottle.

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Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: I frequent a lot of bathrooms.

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, it's.

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I think everyone does.

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Speaker 5: Know the layout of the loo. And there's a weird

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Speaker 5: I'm wondering if the people in this room do that.

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Speaker 5: More and more hotels are taking doors off of the bathrooms.

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Speaker 3: What No, I don't notice that.

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Speaker 1: I think that's only in the men's room, because that

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Speaker 5: A lot of hotel rooms now use alternatives like curtains,

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Speaker 3: Doors.

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Speaker 5: And we all traveled for that market. Visit all of

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Speaker 1: You're talking about in the hotel rooms, not public bathrooms.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No, the whole time I thought you were

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Speaker 5: when it comes to getting your business done, which I

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Speaker 1: Fight with it until I have to share another hotel

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Speaker 1: We should happened. I'm just saying, okay, door, just preparing

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Speaker 5: So they've actually built them inside of an old, renovated bank.

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Speaker 5: It's just like a giant line of bunk beds, all

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Speaker 1: But it's not a hotel. This is where you're gonna

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Speaker 5: They call them sleeping pods because these bunk beds have

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Speaker 5: They're about three point five feet by six point five feet,

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Speaker 1: And the solution.

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Speaker 6: But wait, that's not all.

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Speaker 5: The rent also includes internet from your bed, utilities, a

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Speaker 1: Does it include depressants?

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Speaker 6: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 5: The company is now taking applications and the demand is

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Speaker 3: With the money you saved, you just got to live

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 5: Can you imagine bringing your date back to your sleeping pod?

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine your sleeping pod bump mete bring.

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Speaker 6: Next Laser stories out of Holiday Headquarters.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Christmas.

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Speaker 5: Halloween is over, Yeah, which means yes, it is time

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Speaker 6: I know, we get it.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe we're here already.

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Speaker 6: So here's a great story.

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Speaker 5: One of the biggest Christmas songs of all time is

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Speaker 5: But I bet you've never heard it in Spanish until now.

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Speaker 5: Because Brenda Lee just approved a new song called Dad

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Speaker 5: use the power of artificial intelligence to replicate Brenda's lead vocals.

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Speaker 6: Young They did it.

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Speaker 1: So my God, that's crazy. I never thought of AI

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Speaker 5: And here it is. Let's listen, that's a I. That's

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Speaker 1: It's cool that they but she approved this. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 5: Brenda was thirteen years old when she recorded the original,

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Speaker 1: That means we could recreate this show in all different languages.

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Speaker 5: I am so tired of re recording this over like

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Speaker 5: it's a lot of work for us this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it hard to be that fluid like we are.

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Speaker 5: A press release from Universal Music Group says this technology

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Speaker 6: And I'm guessing they're gonna make buttloads of money.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good for you.

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Speaker 1: Get that cash.

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Speaker 5: Next laser stories out of Java junctions here.

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Speaker 6: Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Starbucks is scrambling to turn around their ever declining sales

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Speaker 1: Don't look if you look at Brook who hasn't want me? Starbucks,

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Speaker 5: Of you step it up, so their biggest change is

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Speaker 6: They are going back to Sharpies.

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Speaker 3: All right, now, I can go back here.

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Speaker 6: I've been boycotting, the CEO says.

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Speaker 5: The company plans to buy markers in an attempt to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like stop coming in here reaping us out. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: I gotta men multiple cups.

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Speaker 6: So when will the terrible name drawing begin.

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Speaker 5: It's not as easy as just heading out to Staples

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Speaker 3: Is this really the emergency that they think it is?

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Speaker 1: Like, I do love looking at the cups. I missed

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Speaker 1: Yeah you?

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Speaker 5: But maybe the best news is for the lactose intolerant posse,

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Speaker 1: That's actually huge. I love the oat milk.

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Speaker 5: It's actually a big win for someone on our staff

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Speaker 5: because he has been drinking so much cow's milk. Nato

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Speaker 5: how means Laser Stories is over for the day. We'll

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Speaker 10: On Wednesday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Studies show that when you meet somebody in person, you

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Speaker 10: Wow.

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Speaker 6: And if it's on a dating app, you decide in

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Speaker 1: WHOA.

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Speaker 5: Then you have people like Alexis who immediately will swipe

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Speaker 1: I can tell to her shirt. Yeah, even a sweatshirt.

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Speaker 6: Give a credit. Girl knows what she wants. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: That's why our next segment is so so generous, because

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and that is pretty nice of us.

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Speaker 1: It almost sounds moral, YEA.

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Speaker 5: So let's give some people a slim, tiny chance of hope.

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Speaker 5: By listening to a brand new batch of voicemails in

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Speaker 5: your loser line right after this, what's up with you

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Speaker 7: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 10: It's a loser line, goodby, Just call.

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Speaker 6: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 6: It works like this.

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Speaker 5: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 6: I already knew that about me thinking.

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Speaker 5: And that's when you give him the number to the

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Speaker 5: we could play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 12: Hey Jackie, I know it's been like two weeks since

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Speaker 12: don't know if you can hear, but I kind of

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Speaker 12: talked different. Oh boy, they are there, bright and slippery.

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Speaker 12: I just keep running my tongue over them. They just

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Speaker 1: He doesn't need anyone else. He just sounded like he

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Speaker 1: I gotta want you to kiss me. I just want

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Speaker 6: Maybe thake, but you could tell the feelings there are real.

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Speaker 12: Next method.

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Speaker 13: Hey, look, I'm sorry to call you this late, but

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Speaker 13: I know, it sounds super weird to me. I get it,

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Speaker 13: but I swear if I eat or drink anything orange

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Speaker 13: colored like carrots, cheetos, dumpkin pies, even buffalo sauce. Like, literally,

456
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Speaker 13: that's my life. It's an orange world and I'm unfortunately

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Speaker 13: stuck in it. So I thought you should probably know that.

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Speaker 13: Otherwise totally normal.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Is it.

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Speaker 1: Bad that I wouldn't even mind the allergy? It's just

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Speaker 1: the way she said, orange, orange, orange. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm terrible.

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Speaker 5: Well, speaking of orange, all of our loser line clips

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Speaker 5: today are powered by orange traffic cones. Sure you see

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Speaker 5: them everywhere, but have you ever considered buying one? Why

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Speaker 5: The offer is exclusive on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok shop.

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Speaker 5: And while you're there, I want to check out a

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Speaker 5: few videos. Laugh to your orange in the face.

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Speaker 10: Cones.

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Speaker 5: Just remember you're never alone with a big, bright orange cone.

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Speaker 6: Find your happiness today. Now back to the cliffs.

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Speaker 14: Bonjour, Chloe, So he was in Google Translate. I just

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Speaker 14: want to say, it was really, really, really cool meeting you.

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Speaker 14: And I'm surprised when you said that you were like

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Speaker 14: an exchange French do it in because I didn't detect

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Speaker 14: any French accidents at all, which I but I guess

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Speaker 14: you must have studied a lot. English is really really,

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Speaker 14: really good. I know probably you aren't into like these

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Speaker 14: culture and American guys, but I still want to ask.

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Speaker 7: Dog Toti Chris dog French fries we.

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Speaker 3: We that's not French.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's how Google.

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Speaker 3: Like French toast is also not friends you know what?

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Speaker 1: Sweet of him though, to try, yeah, to communicate, and

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Speaker 1: actually that is how Google translate whors it's pretty bad.

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Speaker 5: Is there a chance Google Translate is like purposely refusing

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Speaker 5: to help him and is giving him bad intel on purpose?

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Speaker 1: Do you think Google Translate even knows that that girl

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Speaker 1: wasn't French?

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Speaker 6: That stupid American?

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Speaker 15: Hey this is I've left you like fourteen messages at

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Speaker 15: this point, so this will probably be my last. I'm

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Speaker 15: not sure if you know this, but I paid for

496
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Speaker 15: a billboard with your face on it and your general

497
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Speaker 15: description and it says, hey, I've seen my future wife.

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Speaker 15: So yeah, I don't know if you saw it. Two problems. One,

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Speaker 15: they gave me a really bad location, so it's basically

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Speaker 15: it's behind the seven to eleven and it's facing the

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Speaker 15: train track, so that's not great. Second, I keep getting

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Speaker 15: phone calls from randos who think it's about them, and

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Speaker 15: it's not. So if you can just run down to

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Speaker 15: twelfth Street, just take a peek, call me and I

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Speaker 15: can take the billboards down, I love you.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, it's funny because we've actually done like Laser

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Speaker 5: story knew stuff about things like this. We've never actually

508
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Speaker 5: had somebody call in and leave a voicemail about him.

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Speaker 3: That's wild.

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Speaker 8: And he has the Loser linet that he doesn't even

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Speaker 8: actually have communication.

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Speaker 1: I love how he's also shocked that he's getting calls

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Speaker 1: from randos. You just put your phone billboard behind a

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Speaker 1: seven to eleven.

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Speaker 5: Billboards are a love language. Nobody talks about that anymore.

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Speaker 3: We were on billboards for a.

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Speaker 2: While contexted we were upside down once.

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Speaker 6: That was a good time.

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Speaker 5: Listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week,

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00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 5: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery

521
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 5: YouTube where you can listen to every Loser Line, all

522
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Speaker 5: our second dates and phone taps right there.

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Speaker 6: We're a new phone tap right.

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Speaker 10: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Today, we prank a woman who's fairly high strung because

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Speaker 6: of her stressful job managing a well known coffee franchise.

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Speaker 1: Oh manager, I know, but high strong people are so

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Speaker 1: fun to prank.

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Speaker 5: I mean she were works really hard, rarely gets time off.

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Speaker 5: She needs it though, So what are her employees do

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Speaker 5: to pay her back once she's finally relaxed on vacation. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: ask us to mess with her. I can tell her.

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Speaker 5: The only barista working today is a brand new hire,

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Speaker 5: an octogenarian named Alan Winter brought him who's never made

535
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Speaker 5: a cup of coffee in his life, but he's excited

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Speaker 5: to tell her about it. In your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 7: Hello, Hey, he shut up?

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Speaker 3: Why I saw you stealing spoons?

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Speaker 9: You got pay for?

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Speaker 10: Hello?

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Speaker 6: Refskellian, you beg you? Hello?

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Speaker 11: Oh Hi?

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Speaker 16: Who's this you called me?

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Speaker 7: Who is this?

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Speaker 11: My name is Alan, Alan Win to your bottom? I

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Speaker 11: think you're my manager?

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: You know?

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Speaker 7: Noel? Yeah, Noell.

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Speaker 11: She hired me yesterday and she gave me your number

553
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Speaker 11: in case of emergencies. I should call you. Noel hired

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Speaker 11: you Apparently she was going to some kind of shindig

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Speaker 11: Austin City's limits to get nucked up, whatever that means.

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Speaker 16: Are you right now?

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Speaker 11: I just needed a job and the post office wasn't hiring,

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Speaker 11: so Noel said, okay, put on this apron thing.

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Speaker 16: Wait wait, you're at the comstock right now.

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Speaker 7: Who's with you? Who's with you?

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Speaker 11: Uh? Well, nobody. There's a long line of customers, and

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Speaker 11: I can't find the ham for this matcha giado.

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Speaker 7: Thing, a ham for a macchiato.

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, that's it, the fancy Italian sandwich.

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Speaker 7: Thing to drink.

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Speaker 11: It is a drink, it's a dream.

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Speaker 7: Oh you do not put ham in it?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 11: I thought it was one of them new fangled devil foods,

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Speaker 11: like avocado tools young people love.

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Speaker 7: Have you even drink coffee before?

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Speaker 11: Oh gosh, this is espresso machine has got so many buttons.

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Speaker 4: It's like it's a.

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Speaker 11: An alien space. Oh my god, would you look at that?

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Speaker 11: It's doing its thing all on its own, away from

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Speaker 11: what's wrong with this thing? No, it's just coming out brown.

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Speaker 7: Well, that's coffee. Coffee is brown.

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Speaker 11: When are people spending so much money on this crap?

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Speaker 7: They want to and it gives us work today, you're all.

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Speaker 3: Getting ripped off.

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Speaker 4: You shouldn't be buying this.

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Speaker 11: I can make it for myself at home for thirty.

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Speaker 5: Cents that we don't have jobs.

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Speaker 7: Alan if they do that, we don't have.

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Speaker 11: By the way, when I got you on the phone,

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Speaker 11: some wah who tried to break me with a sissy drink.

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Speaker 4: It down.

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Speaker 11: It was so dumb. Hold on, he said, half calf

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Speaker 11: oat milk extra foam with exactly two and a half pumps.

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Speaker 7: Of that's a real drink. That's a real order. And

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Speaker 7: the love of God stopped calling customers drink sissy drink.

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Speaker 11: Oh so it's a real drink. Yes, I guess I

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Speaker 11: probably shouldn't have slept and.

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Speaker 4: Snow that's my bad.

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Speaker 7: You did not slap a customer.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, his lawyer called. What Oh yeah, I kind of

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Speaker 11: admitted to it. No, no, he was not happy though.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, it's not happening on my vacation.

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Speaker 11: I'm not happy either. It's my break time. And here's

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Speaker 11: about forty people in this giant line right now. They

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Speaker 11: all pretty angry with me.

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Speaker 7: We should be.

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Speaker 11: Well, I'm tired, so maybe maybe I could clear him

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Speaker 11: out by telling that story about how I survive Niagara Falls.

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Speaker 16: How old are you?

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Speaker 11: Well, I'm old enough to take prank phone call request

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Speaker 11: from your co worker Tyler, I still think stoves are funny.

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Speaker 7: What happened to the noise? Why is it quiet?

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Speaker 11: Because all the customers left when they realized that I'm

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Speaker 11: actually jeff from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 11: the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you, VICKI.

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Speaker 16: Are you joking?

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Speaker 6: No, I'm serious.

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Speaker 5: Your coworker, Tyler wanted to set you up for a

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Speaker 5: prank because he said you're on vacation.

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Speaker 6: And he wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 7: No way, no way.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he seemed pretty frustrated there for a second.

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Speaker 6: I'm not really sure why.

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Speaker 7: I was frustrated because I thought that this was my

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Speaker 7: last day with the company and they were gonna fire

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Speaker 7: me thecation.

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Speaker 11: You're on your way out. Can I get a free muffin?

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Speaker 7: Yummy? If I ever hear that voice again, Vicky, don't

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Speaker 7: be afraid.

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Speaker 11: You sound like a cutie. Didn't meet over she's when

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Speaker 11: I was stationed in Normandy.

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Speaker 12: That was probably my grandmother.

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Speaker 7: We look exactly alike.

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, she was a fire cracker.

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Speaker 10: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 10: the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Ladies, I'm gonna let you all in on a little secret,

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Speaker 5: oh guy life hack. Sometimes men will agree with you

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Speaker 5: and say stuff like, hmmm, you're right, just so that

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Speaker 5: you'll like him more.

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Speaker 6: And you know what, I think we knew that, Jeff,

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Speaker 6: it actually works.

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Speaker 3: Jeff, why did you give away the big secret?

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Speaker 1: Didn't know they weren't listening.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we did.

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Speaker 3: Agree, like, yeah, whatever you said, totally.

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Speaker 5: M you know what, alexis good point, You're right, Oh.

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Speaker 1: I like it, he like it.

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Speaker 5: But one of our listeners says his plan to impress

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Speaker 5: his date and make her like him did not go

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Speaker 5: how he wanted. In fact, his date ended with him

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Speaker 5: in thirty straight minutes of NonStop physical pain.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, and.

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Speaker 5: Even worse, he hasn't been able to reach her since then.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna hear it in your second date update coming.

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Speaker 6: Up right after this second date update text to seven eight, five,

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Speaker 6: nine to two.

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Speaker 5: And this is for the guys out there, what is

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Speaker 5: the craziest thing you ever did for a girl spontaneously

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Speaker 5: on a first date? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 5: and I'll ask jose hose craziest spontaneous thing that you've

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Speaker 5: ever done for a girl on the first date.

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Speaker 8: There was one time, you know, when you're leaving like

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Speaker 8: a rest a theater and they have somebody selling single

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Speaker 8: roses outside.

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Speaker 3: I remember one time I bought all the roses.

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Speaker 8: He's like four left, like I'll take the rest of them,

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Speaker 8: and I gave him.

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Speaker 5: You're dangerous, Jo, look out street flower vendors.

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Speaker 6: You're about to run out of infanory.

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Speaker 1: Those roses more risky.

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Speaker 5: I bring it up though, because one of our listeners

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Speaker 5: says he went full spontaneous on a first date and

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Speaker 5: now he's kind of regretting it because he's not getting

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Speaker 5: a callback so.

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Speaker 1: Allergic to flowers.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's like the one thing.

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Speaker 6: Let's welcome Patrick to the show. Patrick, how you doing?

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Speaker 7: Man? Hey, guys, thanks for having me on.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Is it normal for you to get spontaneous on a

678
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Speaker 5: date or is was this like a one time sort

679
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 5: of thing?

680
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 7: Not even remotely?

681
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 3: Dude, I've kind of like you. I feel like I overplanned, though.

682
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: I don't like that this didn't turn out the way

683
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: you wanted to because she's not calling you back because

684
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: you need that confidence boost to do it more often.

685
00:35:58,760 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 6: So what was it that?

686
00:35:59,680 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 15: Like?

687
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 5: Is this feeling inside of you that night that said

688
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 5: I need to do something really spontaneous right now.

689
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 7: So I basically I met this girl named Maggie and

690
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 7: we're on our date and the topic of being spontaneous

691
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 7: kind of came up, and we both agreed that being

692
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 7: spontaneous is a really good thing. Not gonna lie, I

693
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 7: don't agree, but I agreed in the moment, okay, But

694
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 7: like she caught me right away because she was like, wait,

695
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 7: I thought when we were first talking, you had said

696
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 7: like you're not the type of person who does spontaneous thing.

697
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: She called you out on you agree and call out.

698
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 7: I had to double down. I was like, what are

699
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 7: you talking about? Of course I'm spontaneous. And I took

700
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 7: one of like the flowers out of the vase on

701
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 7: the table and I ate it.

702
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 5: And you were going to give it to her, Jose,

703
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 5: did you not eat any of the roses that you bought?

704
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 3: I didn't.

705
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 6: Okay?

706
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,760
Speaker 2: Is she laughing or just.

707
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 6: Drooling? Because she's so turned on?

708
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 8: She's also hungry, and there was only one goat that flower.

709
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 7: She did laugh and she thought it was funny, but

710
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 7: she was like, are you sure you're not just weird?

711
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 6: Okay?

712
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: I can't tell if it's a joke at this point

713
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 1: or not.

714
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 3: It could be, it should be.

715
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: It is kind of borderline between spontaneous. It's just really strange.

716
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, and now, even though clear I'm not spontaneous, now

717
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 7: I feel like I have to prove my point. So

718
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 7: the waiters walking by and I called him over. I

719
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 7: took a hundred dollars bill out of my wallet and

720
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 7: I tipped him mid meal?

721
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: What whoa? What did you say to him?

722
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 6: The way to be spontaneous?

723
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 7: I said, you're doing such a great job. I just

724
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 7: want to give this to you now, letting you know

725
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 7: that we really like you. I can't even remember what

726
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 7: it was.

727
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 6: So you tipped early because you're spontaneous and a lot

728
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 6: exactly was she impressed with it?

729
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,760
Speaker 7: I don't know if she was impressed or.

730
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, probably because it was happening inside of a

731
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 5: Jack in the box.

732
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 6: So she was like, that's a little unusual to do that.

733
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 3: Here you're doing.

734
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: Flowers on the table jack jack in the bye.

735
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 5: Okay, So was that did the spontaneous proving stop there?

736
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 10: No?

737
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 6: Huh, okay, okay, there's more.

738
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 7: So we leave after dinner and we're walking and talking

739
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 7: and she says kind of I don't know, or she's like,

740
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 7: you know, it's okay if you're not spontaneous, like that's fast.

741
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 3: I'm yeah, but have you thought at any point of

742
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 3: this is yourself?

743
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 6: But that's just not it's not how men think.

744
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 5: Men don't accept like, hey, you're not that cute, you're

745
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 5: not that charming, and that's fine.

746
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 6: You're like, what do you mean?

747
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a reverse psychology, is what we're working with here.

748
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys have to prove themselves.

749
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: We do.

750
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 6: So what did you do?

751
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 7: Well? We were walking by a tattoo shop and I

752
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 7: said I'll be right back, and she's like, no, no,

753
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 7: don't do that.

754
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 6: You robbed the tattoo store. Oh wow, that is a bad.

755
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 7: As much a gun I got him robbing a tattoo

756
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 7: sort probably would have been smarter.

757
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 5: Uh.

758
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 7: Half an hour later and I'd gotten a small what

759
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 7: do you call it? Like an infinity symbol?

760
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 6: Why did you go with that?

761
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: Did you say you just left your date for a

762
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: half an hour? You didn't even bring her in the

763
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: shop with you.

764
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I should let her pick it out.

765
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 7: I wanted to surprise her because she has the same

766
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 7: tattoo on the same spot.

767
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 11: Tattoo you hold on.

768
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,240
Speaker 6: What was her reaction?

769
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 7: At first, I thought it would be great. She was

770
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 7: like freaking out a little bit, like, oh my god,

771
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 7: I can't believe you did that. Then she kind of

772
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 7: then started laughing about it and was like, you know,

773
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 7: oh my god, you're crazy.

774
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, yeah, mission accomplished. You proved it there.

775
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: So she waited for a half an hour, was still

776
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: able to laugh. Yeah, it's questionable she waited.

777
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 14: She should.

778
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 5: I mean, if I'm in that situation and I'm the girl,

779
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 5: I would want.

780
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 6: To know how it ends.

781
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 1: You're saying, do it for the plot?

782
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 3: Say for the plot?

783
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 6: I'm curious, what's he coming back with?

784
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 11: Yeah?

785
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: I hope that's the end of your spontaneity.

786
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 6: Or is there more?

787
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 3: He's like, then I cut off my hands.

788
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 7: Okay No. I walked her home and and that was it.

789
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 7: But like, literally that was it. I haven't heard from

790
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 7: her sin.

791
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you really really wanted to impress her. Yeah,

792
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if you did, but like,

793
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 1: this girl must mean a lot to you.

794
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 7: I mean, yes, I do like her, but I don't know.

795
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 7: I feel like she was calling me out, and I

796
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 7: felt like I had to defend myself, even if it

797
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 7: wasn't overcompens She wasn't.

798
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: Trying to bully you.

799
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 2: She was trying to tell you to just like jose said,

800
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,280
Speaker 2: be like pick a random bar you should go to as.

801
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 10: Min you don't.

802
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 3: Yeah.

803
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:51,760
Speaker 5: I think what we're saying is we're all impressed. We're

804
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 5: all very impressed by how far you went in order

805
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 5: to make this woman like you.

806
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, for a girl you kind of like yeah.

807
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 5: And so now we're gonna do even more spontaneity when

808
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 5: we spontaneously call her and ask her why she's not

809
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 5: giving you another chance.

810
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 1: It's very planned to do it every well, she's.

811
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 5: Not going to expect it. She's gonna be like, wow,

812
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,760
Speaker 5: spontaneous phone call. Second date update, I want.

813
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 6: To date the word.

814
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: We all have to get matching Infinity tattoos by the

815
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: end of this, and we.

816
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 11: Will do it.

817
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 5: We will get the tattoo gun out for your second

818
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 5: date update right after this.

819
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,240
Speaker 6: Hold on second date update.

820
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 5: Some people get spontaneous on a date by skinny dipping,

821
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 5: or hopping a train together, or hopping a train after

822
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 5: skinny dipping.

823
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 6: Is this the nude car? There's no plastic on the

824
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 6: seats here.

825
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 1: I like it, but why does it take so long

826
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: for you to get kicked off the train?

827
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 6: Like what they see you?

828
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 5: But not for our listener, Patrick, he proved that he

829
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 5: was spontaneous. He tried by eating a flour off their

830
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 5: dinner table, tipping one hundred dollars.

831
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 6: Before the bill came.

832
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,800
Speaker 5: That's a good one, and then getting a shoulder tattoo all.

833
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: Mid date house, Well is it? Can we ask?

834
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 6: Is asking? How small are you?

835
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 15: Know?

836
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 6: How small is?

837
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 7: It's maybe like an inch and a half.

838
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 6: Okay, that's not that's not very big.

839
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,720
Speaker 1: Big is too big.

840
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 5: But the whole reason that he did it is because

841
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 5: Maggie kept doubting his spontaneous nature, so he had to

842
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 5: step up and prove himself to her. Patrick, you're not

843
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 5: going to try and prove your spontaneous again over the

844
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 5: phone while we call her, right, just a.

845
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: Tattoo gun in the background.

846
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 7: I'm getting your name, trust me. I'm so over trying

847
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,399
Speaker 7: to be spontaneously. I just want to be myself there

848
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 7: it is. I'm boring, and that's okay.

849
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to boring, you're not.

850
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,919
Speaker 5: Just don't say that because I was going to prove

851
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 5: how boring he is. Don't say that, but just accept

852
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 5: you are who you are and we love it.

853
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 2: I prefer a guy who doesn't eat flowers anyways.

854
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 3: I don't think.

855
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 6: Let's see what Maggie has to say. It may have

856
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 6: had nothing to do with the spontaneous stuff. It could

857
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 6: be something else.

858
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: Wait to hear her side of the state and her

859
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: story from it has.

860
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 3: To do with the spontane there's no way it's not.

861
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 6: Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call her right now.

862
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 6: We'll see what she has to say. If she answers,

863
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 6: let's do it.

864
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 16: Hello.

865
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 6: Hey, is this Maggie.

866
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 16: Guess who is speaching?

867
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 6: My name is Jeff from a radio show called Brook

868
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 6: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

869
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: Him, Maggie, the whole shows here.

870
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 3: Good morning, Maggie.

871
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,479
Speaker 16: Hi guys, what is this about?

872
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 10: Okay?

873
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 6: This is this is about your love life? Actually, okay, Jeff, Okay,

874
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 6: you're not your like life. You're dating life.

875
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 5: Because rumor has it you recently went out with a

876
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 5: guy named Patrick and had a really fun time.

877
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:10,800
Speaker 16: Oh uh, okay, if you say that, does he say so?

878
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 6: I do say so?

879
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: Interesting. I can't wait to hear how you described this date.

880
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.

881
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 5: We're trying to help Patrick out and figure out if

882
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 5: there was something weird about the date, if there was

883
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 5: something that you didn't like. Because he's a little bit confused,

884
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 5: why you haven't met up again?

885
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 16: He's confused while we haven't met up again.

886
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,439
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, he did tell us a little bit went. Yeah,

887
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,280
Speaker 6: there was some highlights that were brought.

888
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: Up that confused, some spontaneous moments that happened.

889
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 16: It sounds like, yeah, I mean, I don't even know

890
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 16: how to go about starting talking about this.

891
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: But should we start with a flower at the table?

892
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 7: Yeah?

893
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 16: It was like a fun flirting banter and then he

894
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 16: just eats a flower off the table like a man,

895
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 16: like shocked and a I'm confused. I don't know what

896
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 16: to do, so all I do is laugh. But that's

897
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 16: like permission to keep going?

898
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 6: Is it because? Is it because he didn't put ketchup

899
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 6: on the flower?

900
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,399
Speaker 3: Is that what it was? No, but you're saying your

901
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 3: nervous laughter kind of opened the door. He thought, oh,

902
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 3: she's laughing, I should do this.

903
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: It's like my seven year old.

904
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 12: I was uncomfortable.

905
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, but it was pretty impressive when he tipped

906
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 5: one hundred dollars.

907
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 16: It was strange, to say the least.

908
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: Why was that strange?

909
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 16: It was strange because it's like, that's not how you

910
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 16: act in a restaurant. That's not I mean, I wasn't

911
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 16: impressed because somebody like showed how much money they had.

912
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: All right, okay, fair, we can say that, but you're

913
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 1: still there, like you, I mean, you guys are still

914
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 1: going on the date. It's not like you laughed or

915
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: you said I mean, there had to be something good happening, right.

916
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,359
Speaker 16: Well, I mean, how do you even like, how would

917
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 16: you leave that situation.

918
00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:00,919
Speaker 1: Out the door? Would you know? Okay, call my friend

919
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: to come get me.

920
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 3: Walking out the door.

921
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 6: But let's talk about the tattoo that he got at

922
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 6: the end of the day.

923
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 3: Can we skip to that we're all doing what do

924
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 3: you want to know?

925
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 6: On a scale of one to ten, how badly did

926
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 6: you want to say I love you?

927
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,359
Speaker 16: Right when you literally negative infinity? That was just like

928
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 16: actually insane.

929
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 6: You didn't like it.

930
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 5: It's funny you said that because we heard it was

931
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 5: an infinity tattoo, So negative infinity. Wow, that's like matching soulmates.

932
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 16: Really yeah, no, give.

933
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: You're waiting outside of tattoo parlor for thirty minutes, Like,

934
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: did you know that's what he was doing inside?

935
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 16: I honestly, I had no idea what was happening.

936
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:40,760
Speaker 11: You were dead.

937
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 16: When he came out side with the tattoo that I had,

938
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 16: I like wanted to scream because he even asked me

939
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 16: what it was. I'm actually in the process of getting

940
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 16: it removed because that's the tattoo I had with my ex,

941
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 16: because there was a.

942
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: Matching tattoo that you had with your ax. Is that

943
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: what you just said?

944
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 5: Yes, Oh my god, Well now you don't have to

945
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 5: get it removed because it matches with your new boyfriend.

946
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 1: Oh god, isn't it crazy to say that two men

947
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 1: in your life?

948
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 16: As they're not both in my life?

949
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,280
Speaker 1: Okay?

950
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's like your exit everything you're done with.

951
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 6: Well they're not.

952
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,720
Speaker 5: They're not totally out of your life yet either, because

953
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 5: here's something that's kind of spontaneous and fun. Patrick has

954
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 5: been waiting on the other line, listening, wanting to talk

955
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 5: to you.

956
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 16: Oh my gosh.

957
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 5: Really, yeah, I think he's still there, Patrick, Yeah, a.

958
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: God, as if that tattoo story could I thought it

959
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: couldn't get worse.

960
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, Patrick, how do you feel about your tattoo? Now?

961
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 7: Not not so great? I'm what to say that is,

962
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 7: But you know what, I hate you that your ex

963
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:07,760
Speaker 7: was not as spontaneous as I am.

964
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: No, oh gosh, still.

965
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 16: He keep going with that whole thing. It's like it's

966
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 16: not a joke anymore. It's kind of just annoying at

967
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 16: this point.

968
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 6: Okay, try and be boring now yourself.

969
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: That's what you said you were gonna do, right, Like,

970
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,919
Speaker 1: that's what your goal was, to be yourself and show

971
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: her who you really are.

972
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 7: No, absolutely, I was. I was. That was a really

973
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 7: a real bad joke.

974
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 3: Okay, he's a jokesters.

975
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:39,280
Speaker 1: I think he's uncomfortable. I feel best.

976
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 7: So, Maggie, I gotta ask, like, was your exploring? What

977
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 7: was he like?

978
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 16: I don't even have to tell you. You like, didn't

979
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 16: even talk to me on the date. It was all

980
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 16: about how you felt. I'm like, I don't need to

981
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 16: tell you anything about myself.

982
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: Do you know what went on?

983
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 3: And sat down and just witnessed a lot of.

984
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: Weird when we talked to him before we were on

985
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: the phone with you. He understands how dumb he was,

986
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: and he said he just wanted to be himself and

987
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: get a do over with you.

988
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, he should have just admitted. Maybe he's not misrespontaneity.

989
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:12,280
Speaker 7: I'm not, I swear.

990
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 16: I mean, I think he's a really nice guy. I

991
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 16: think he is trying too hard and needs to get

992
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,240
Speaker 16: a little bit more grounded with who he is. Okay,

993
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 16: And I think there are a lot of assumptions that

994
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,439
Speaker 16: were made and I didn't like it, and I don't

995
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 16: have time to give other people chances.

996
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 6: So you're selfish, that's right, God, Jeffrey.

997
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: No, she has boundaries. Boundaries, there's what those are called, Brook.

998
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 5: The point is we're trying to help our listener Patrick

999
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 5: get together with this woman that he really liked and

1000
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 5: made a lot of effort to try and impress.

1001
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,240
Speaker 6: He did do that, Maggie.

1002
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 5: We're all in agreement, and even Patrick is that he

1003
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 5: went too far with that.

1004
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 6: We want to reel it back so much.

1005
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 5: So, what do you think about getting your tattoos removed together?

1006
00:49:58,480 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 6: And we will pay for that.

1007
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: You could add on and make it something else.

1008
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 5: Let's erase all of the past and start a happy,

1009
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,240
Speaker 5: brand new future with Patrick.

1010
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 7: To pay for both of those too.

1011
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: Patrick, don't come off his cheap right now.

1012
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, Brooke already spent his one hundred dollars bill

1013
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 5: on the waiter already, so we probably should step in.

1014
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 6: Maggie, what do you think?

1015
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 10: No?

1016
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:25,439
Speaker 16: Okay, wow, all of the effort, but it's going.

1017
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 10: To be it for me.

1018
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 6: I kind of know why her ex boyfriend left her

1019
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 6: now after hearing this.

1020
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 3: Oh god, Jeffrey, you assume he's fun.

1021
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 5: He's spontaneous, he tried, Patrick, Do you and me want

1022
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 5: to You.

1023
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 6: Want to get a beer with me sometime?

1024
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 4: Dude?

1025
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, I can't.

1026
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,760
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see's infinity.

1027
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 5: Symbol when it comes to work up work next week,

1028
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 5: we're gonna get the tattoos that you have to like

1029
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 5: press your bodies together in order for them to make

1030
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 5: one giant thing.

1031
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, one cheek each. Okay, Patrick, that might.

1032
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 7: Be a little weird, a little like too much for rain.

1033
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 6: Oh okay, I'm the.

1034
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 3: Weird one now I've not.

1035
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 6: He's looking Jeffrey in the morning. Man, I am so

1036
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,280
Speaker 6: disappointed real honestly.

1037
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 1: Really, you really thought that was going to turn out differently.

1038
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 5: I just feel like men are constantly trying to put

1039
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,720
Speaker 5: an extra effort to show that they care about these women,

1040
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 5: they want to stand out, and they get roasted for

1041
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 5: it on our show every single time.

1042
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 10: Here's the thing.

1043
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: All she wanted him to do was be himself.

1044
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 6: She didn't say that, did not She said that, not

1045
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 6: before the date, after the fact she said it.

1046
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 1: She said it during the date. She said, you're trying

1047
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: too hard. Just be you? Do you not listen to

1048
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: anything people say?

1049
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 6: Really, I blame myself for this.

1050
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 1: It's all about you.

1051
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 5: I am not being wild and spontaneous enough in these

1052
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 5: calls to make the other men appear more normal.

1053
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 1: I see, that's my job.

1054
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 6: Although I did ask.

1055
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 5: The guy to grab a beer and get matching butt

1056
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,240
Speaker 5: tattoos with me at the end, so maybe I am growing.

1057
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 1: You got turned down though.

1058
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1059
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 6: It's a rough day for everybody, so I don't know.

1060
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,399
Speaker 5: We're still willing to help you out, but let's give

1061
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 5: guys some credit for effort.

1062
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, ladies, sure, yeah.

1063
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 5: We will call the person. We'll put in the effort

1064
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 5: by calling that person who's not calling you back. So

1065
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 5: email the show if you feel like you need a

1066
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 5: little bit of help, and go check out all of

1067
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 5: our second dates where you get your podcasts at Brook and.

1068
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,280
Speaker 10: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1069
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 5: They say love happens when you least expect it.

1070
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if.

1071
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 5: I like that, because you know who's not expecting to

1072
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,760
Speaker 5: fall in love right now is Brooke.

1073
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 6: This is happily married with two children.

1074
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 5: She is the last person expecting to get hit by

1075
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,760
Speaker 5: Cupid's era, making her.

1076
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 6: The most susceptible to it.

1077
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: In love right now currently.

1078
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 5: So I am very worried for this next segment when

1079
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 5: we read the latest batch of romantic entries that people

1080
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 5: left on Craigslist. Could this be the end of Brooks

1081
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 5: fairy tale marriage and the start of a hot and

1082
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 5: spicy new romantic chapter.

1083
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 3: I have got healthy marriages.

1084
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: I always find a good deal on Craigslist.

1085
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 5: And it's coming up brand new Craigslist misconnections right after

1086
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 5: this KTI misconnections.

1087
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 10: That was me staring.

1088
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 5: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1089
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:33,240
Speaker 5: One is at Costco when the old sample lady uses

1090
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:36,959
Speaker 5: her ungloved hands to pop a Terioki meatball directly into

1091
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:37,439
Speaker 5: your mouth.

1092
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is that why the line's always so long?

1093
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, that is a wrinkly finger.

1094
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 5: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1095
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 5: We scoured that website every week to find the best

1096
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 5: miss connections they have to offer, like this first one

1097
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:57,919
Speaker 5: titled lost My Balance and My Chance with You, oh

1098
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 5: man for woman thirty three.

1099
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,280
Speaker 6: Roller rink is cute.

1100
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 5: You were the cutie with a blonde ponytail, wearing a

1101
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 5: sun dress and knee pads doing laps like you were

1102
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 5: training for a roller derby competition.

1103
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,799
Speaker 1: Dude, seriously, have you guys been to an Oh no,

1104
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: sorry roller derby? I've been to the roller rink. I'm

1105
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 1: telling you there are like a handful of adults that

1106
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: are serious.

1107
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:25,359
Speaker 5: I was the swollen short king wearing an Era's tour

1108
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 5: sweatshirt that couldn't make it five feet without falling on

1109
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:34,319
Speaker 5: my face. Yes, one point night you skated into me aggressively,

1110
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 5: and by that I mean you yelled kamikazi and trucked

1111
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 5: me against the rink ring.

1112
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:39,439
Speaker 1: Wow.

1113
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 5: Did you do that on purpose because you liked me?

1114
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 5: Or were you on bath salts? Regardless, I found myself

1115
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 5: sprawled out on the rink looking up at the ceiling

1116
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,800
Speaker 5: when the unthinkable happened and you ran over me again.

1117
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: I didn't feel unthinkable to me. I feel like that

1118
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: was exactly what was going to happen.

1119
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 5: This time, you apologized and offered to share a boat

1120
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 5: shaped bowl of nachos.

1121
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 6: Is a peace offering?

1122
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:11,720
Speaker 5: Nice? We talked, we ate, I crushed you in several

1123
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 5: rounds of Big Game Hunter, and now I can't stop

1124
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 5: thinking about you.

1125
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 1: This sounds like a legit date.

1126
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 5: Let's go out for nachos again, but next time, I

1127
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 5: promise not to slap your hand if you try to

1128
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 5: double dip. Oh, and if we're gonna kiss later, I

1129
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,439
Speaker 5: might as well get used to your saliva early.

1130
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 6: Point that signed, Dougie.

1131
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:38,799
Speaker 1: You're allowed to double dip with anybody that you're kissing. Yeah, yeah, you.

1132
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 6: Know, still gross.

1133
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:44,839
Speaker 5: This next misconnection is titled love at First Ride Man

1134
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:48,839
Speaker 5: for Woman twenty five bright Red Toyota Prius. Oh, you

1135
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 5: were the lift driver that drove me home from a

1136
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 5: fun night at the hospital last Wednesday.

1137
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 6: Nikes, what tbh. I'm sorry about such an awkward ride.

1138
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:01,319
Speaker 5: But when you swooped me, technically the doc hadn't officially

1139
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 5: discharged me out, so that's why I was kind of

1140
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 5: yelling for you to punch it when we left, even

1141
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 5: though it was only like a ten minute ride. I

1142
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 5: must apologize for all my groaning and moaning. I was

1143
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 5: still in pain for my surgery. Oh but you were

1144
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 5: so kind to lean the passenger seat back so i'd

1145
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 5: have somewhere to place my colostomy bag.

1146
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:26,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my hero.

1147
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: Hey, it didn't spill.

1148
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 5: Okay, it wasn't all bad, though. You have to admit

1149
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 5: we did have some playful moments with each other, like

1150
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 5: the time I tried to change the radio station with

1151
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:40,879
Speaker 5: my left foot, but you kept batting it away, flirting much.

1152
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 1: Why do I picture you barefoot?

1153
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 8: Some people do that, they take their foot out the window,

1154
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 8: people changing there.

1155
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 5: Anyway, I know you said other than your job at Lyft,

1156
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 5: you also worked as a part time fry cook at

1157
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:55,240
Speaker 5: Long John Silver's.

1158
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:58,720
Speaker 1: You could remember after all the surgery drugs.

1159
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 6: Is that what that smell was?

1160
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 5: I just thought it was really expensive air freshen or

1161
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 5: ocean breeze like the smell. If you don't respond to this,

1162
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 5: I'll always think of you when I smell fish resting

1163
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 5: on a beach.

1164
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 1: I bet he'll always think of you when he sees

1165
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:14,879
Speaker 1: a colostomy bag.

1166
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 3: Yeah you know.

1167
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 6: Oh that's signed Carolina.

1168
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 5: Wow. Okay, this next misconnection is titled can you refill

1169
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 5: my heart?

1170
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 6: My prescription? Is you man for woman? Twenties pharmacy?

1171
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 3: A lot of.

1172
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 1: Medical things happening today.

1173
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, sounds like they all need it too.

1174
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1175
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 5: You were my grocery store pharmacists from two days ago. Tall, shapely,

1176
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 5: and possibly the woman with the biggest hands I've ever seen.

1177
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 3: Oh hey, you can fill a lot of bottles it.

1178
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 6: He says.

1179
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 5: I was in awe as you held my pill bottle

1180
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 5: in your hand like it was a poly pocket toy.

1181
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 1: Dude, big big hands are really impressive, you know.

1182
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 5: If you don't remember, I was the brown haired guy

1183
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 5: with gray sweats who told you the joke that I

1184
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 5: had r I p resting itch place and pointed downstairs.

1185
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 2: Oh you did, We're gonna hear you on here.

1186
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 6: You didn't laugh, but I get it. You have to

1187
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 6: be professional.

1188
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 1: There's not why.

1189
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 5: When our transaction was done, I spilled all of my

1190
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 5: pills all over the counter. You probably thought it was clumsy,

1191
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 5: but I really did it on purpose, just to give

1192
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 5: myself a reason to linger. As I watched you struggle

1193
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 5: to pick up the small pills with those giant, oversized myths,

1194
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 5: I noticed that the store speakers were playing R Kelly's

1195
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 5: Ignition remix.

1196
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 1: R Kelly is never allowed to be your couple songs

1197
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: a sign. It's a sign.

1198
00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 5: I thought it was, so I asked you out. You

1199
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 5: pretended to ignore me and help another customer. You know

1200
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 5: you like me? No, No, that signed Bobby aka band

1201
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 5: aid Boy parentheses my college nickname.

1202
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: Do not ask why he got that nick name.

1203
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1204
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 6: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the.

1205
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 10: Week, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1206
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 5: The biggest travel weekend of the year is just a

1207
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 5: few weeks away here when Thanksgiving does roll around.

1208
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 6: Where are we all going? Because I'm gonna be home.

1209
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 6: I'm gonna be.

1210
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 5: Flying to Connecticut Brook. You're gonna be driving to Idaho?

1211
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 5: No the laws, Okay, I mean.

1212
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go. It's gonna be so fun.

1213
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 3: You say, like it's a whole state.

1214
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 6: Nice Save Jose. You're going to be hitch hiking to Phoenix.

1215
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how I do it.

1216
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, you need somebody to talk to you, that's right.

1217
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 5: And I'm curious where today, this brand new challenger we'll

1218
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:02,959
Speaker 5: be headiting for the holidays.

1219
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 6: Why am I talking with you?

1220
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I feel like you've already been

1221
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 1: drinking for the holidays.

1222
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, just in preparation for what's coming. Room now, Jessica,

1223
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 5: where are you going for Thanksgiving?

1224
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 17: I'm just staying local.

1225
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 10: I'm going to Shoreline, Okay, staying local?

1226
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 1: Okay? Do you host a big.

1227
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 17: Meal or I specifically bring Jimmy Max like sweet rolls.

1228
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 17: I don't put it at all.

1229
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 6: I've never heard of that. Well, what is that, Jimmy?

1230
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 1: You feel like Jimmy Mack is your.

1231
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 17: Uncle family recipe they have like it's the location in

1232
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 17: renting and fetter away.

1233
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a local bakery. Okay, I see. I

1234
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 1: like that. You buy store bought, you bring it, and

1235
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 1: you bring it in your own container, pretend like they're yours. Yes,

1236
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 1: that is my style.

1237
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 3: Homemade.

1238
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 6: And the morning.

1239
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 5: If we talk about food anymore, and then I get

1240
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 5: too hungry. So let's just get to the game here.

1241
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 5: Brook's got to leave the studio and you know how

1242
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 5: it works, Jessica. You got thirty seconds to answer as

1243
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 5: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1244
01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 5: could say pass. But you have to beat Brook out

1245
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:00,439
Speaker 5: right if.

1246
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 6: You want to win. Are you ready already?

1247
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 5: Good luck? Your time starts now. November is aviation history month.

1248
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 5: From what state did flight Pioneers the Right Brothers experiment

1249
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 5: with flying? Who was the drummer for Nirvana and is

1250
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 5: now the lead singer for Foo Fighters. How many points

1251
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 5: are there on the Star of David.

1252
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 7: Eight?

1253
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,840
Speaker 5: What movie was popularized with the saying you had me

1254
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 5: at hello? Which sex of a black widow is poisonous?

1255
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 5: The male or the female?

1256
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:37,600
Speaker 7: Oh?

1257
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 12: Female?

1258
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:39,920
Speaker 6: Oh?

1259
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 5: She said it with a smile, even Jessica. Let's bring

1260
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 5: Brooke back into the studio here. Fun fact about Jessica.

1261
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 5: She's a little bit of a Costco queen because she

1262
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 5: works for Costco.

1263
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 6: HQ.

1264
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 5: Wow, he just became our best friend, Jessica. What's the

1265
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,360
Speaker 5: coolest part about working for Costco?

1266
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 6: I get a free membership, So that's nice of them

1267
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,440
Speaker 6: to let the employees have a membership.

1268
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 1: I do imagine Costco headquarters all outfitted in Kirkland signature

1269
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 1: Lady boys.

1270
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:17,440
Speaker 8: You know the samples, yeese, the cubes of things?

1271
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: Is that right?

1272
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 13: Oh?

1273
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 17: No, every single year, my boss will get me a

1274
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 17: Kirkland signature sweashirt.

1275
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yes, for life.

1276
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 11: I don't know.

1277
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 5: I feel like i'd be insulted. If you guys gave

1278
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 5: me like radio station swag, that's.

1279
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 1: How our merchandise started. Was I gave it as a

1280
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 1: gift to you. I made it? Do you not remember?

1281
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 7: No?

1282
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 6: I tried to block that met.

1283
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: That costs me so much money and time and effort.

1284
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 6: The free radio station swag brooking.

1285
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 1: Jeffrey merch that I gave you for Chris.

1286
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 5: Okay, it meant a lot to me. It's really special.

1287
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:58,280
Speaker 5: I'll chaerish it forever wherever it is. Okay, Broke, it's

1288
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 5: your terms. Are you ready? Your time starts now. November

1289
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:06,600
Speaker 5: is aviation history month. From what state did flight pioneers

1290
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:10,080
Speaker 5: the Wright Brothers experiment with flying Who was the drummer

1291
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 5: for Nirvana and is now the lead singer for the

1292
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 5: Foo Fighters. How many points are there on the star

1293
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 5: of David six? What movie was popularized with the saying

1294
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 5: you had me at hello?

1295
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 1: Oh say anything?

1296
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 5: Which sex of a black widow is poisonous, the male

1297
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 5: or the female? In Which decade did McDonald's start their

1298
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 5: monopoly promotion?

1299
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: All interesting? In nineties?

1300
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 6: All right, those are the answers. We're gonna head on

1301
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 6: over the scoreboard to check out how you bolt did

1302
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 6: with Jose.

1303
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 3: Classics.

1304
01:03:55,000 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 1: Jessica, you got to correct today, Yeah, folk amount right.

1305
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 3: Then Brook you got four.

1306
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:09,040
Speaker 5: Oh sorry about that, Jessica, not quite enough today, let's

1307
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 5: go over the answers for everybody. It's Aviation History month.

1308
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 5: And the state where the Right Brothers first experimented with

1309
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 5: flying was in North Carolina. That's why the North Carolina

1310
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 5: license plates say first in flight on them. The drummer

1311
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 5: for Nirvana, who is now the lead singer of the

1312
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 5: Foo Fighters, is David Grohl. There are six points on

1313
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:31,640
Speaker 5: the star of David. The movie that was popularized with

1314
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,440
Speaker 5: the saying you had me at Hello would be Jerry

1315
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:36,439
Speaker 5: Maguire nineteen ninety six.

1316
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:39,960
Speaker 3: I know, think of it either.

1317
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:43,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, the gender of Black Widow that's poisonous are the females,

1318
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 5: which makes sense. And then the decade McDonald started their

1319
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 5: monopoly promotions was actually.

1320
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:52,560
Speaker 6: The nineteen eighties nineteen eighty seven.

1321
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 1: Interesting.

1322
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,000
Speaker 5: So, Jessica, I'm sorry it was not enough to beat

1323
01:04:56,040 --> 01:05:00,200
Speaker 5: Brooke today, but just for playing you do win two tickets.

1324
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 5: Seen Tom Segura perform at the Emerald Queen Casino as

1325
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 5: part of his global New tour on April twenty fifth.

1326
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 10: Sweet I'll take it all right.

1327
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 6: We'll be back to do wind Brooks Bucks same time

1328
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 6: tomorrow

1329
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.