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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Comic

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Speaker 1: book ZiT. The Simpsons character Comic Book ZiT worst title

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Speaker 1: ever the sims trends. Yes, absolutely, yeah, I think we

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Speaker 1: nailed that one. Yeah, all right, let's just end it there.

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Speaker 1: It is sometimes we just like to if look, if

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Speaker 1: sometimes we do short episodeshout out the Guardian that they

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Speaker 1: clearly big listeners. All right, so we up. First, we

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Speaker 1: have a trend from the world of TikTok courtesy of

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Speaker 1: super producer Becca n y C. TikTok is going crazy

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Speaker 1: over some dude named west ELM. Caleb, who who just

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Speaker 1: an average, run of the mill white guy with mustache. So,

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to know how you call

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Speaker 1: that average al right, Brooklyn, but he apparently dresses nice. Uh,

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Speaker 1: is terrorizing primarily white women. Uh. And he's just basically

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Speaker 1: loved bombing them, you know, hooking up and then ghosting them.

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Speaker 1: And so it's you know, a TikTok being used as

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Speaker 1: a public service to inform others that you know, it

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Speaker 1: says steer clear this fellow and it's true, like this

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Speaker 1: guy's a wrong doer or is he kind of like

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Speaker 1: couch guy who a few clips And then the narrative

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Speaker 1: takes over and now he's like, I'm going through a

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Speaker 1: lot emotionally. You know, it wasn't at my best when

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Speaker 1: I was dating these people. Are he's kind of a

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Speaker 1: trash dude. It seems like he's a trash dude, Like

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Speaker 1: this is west Elm, like that's his whole Oh shit, okay,

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Speaker 1: all rum. Apparently he will date a woman for six

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Speaker 1: like it's not just like a one yeah right, So

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Speaker 1: on TikTok, they are a bunch of like people seem

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Speaker 1: to be like aggregating different anecdotes and stories about their

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Speaker 1: interactions with lest Caleb, and now it's like it's it's

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Speaker 1: I guess it's revealing that he's quite prolific, quite prolific.

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Speaker 1: And then there's this New York Times author who oh

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Speaker 1: superducer back and pointed out overlapping dating timeline. So he's

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Speaker 1: not a monogamous predator, he's a This is actually a

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Speaker 1: story I've heard elsewhere. I've read about dudes who target

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Speaker 1: I think the article I've read before was a Asian

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Speaker 1: that like you'll have people who are doing sort of

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Speaker 1: eventually you find out, Oh, this person that I was

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Speaker 1: dating for a little while is actually a shitty predator

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Speaker 1: who's like playing a weird numbers game. Yeah, that's the

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Speaker 1: weird thing about those dating sites. Think think whatever God

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Speaker 1: that exists, that I'm found a partner that I'm that

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Speaker 1: I'm not on those apps, because when my friends started

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Speaker 1: know what to tell you. It wasn't good enough that

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Speaker 1: the other side of it, you have people like this

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Speaker 1: like trawler mentality, where it's like I'm just gonna trawl

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Speaker 1: And these aren't human beings, these are just fuck fish. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: A couple of things in the realm of pop culture

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Speaker 1: that are trending, uh Coming Soon the Coming Soon segment,

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Speaker 1: definitely going to use some of my ideas. I know it. Um.

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Speaker 1: I was like, why are you burning that manuscript? Jack?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't even matter anymore. And you were asking about

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Speaker 1: love tale if you remember how things right. But so

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Speaker 1: some information on the Batman the Matt Reeves Robert Pattinson

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Speaker 1: this motherfucker is going to be almost three hours long,

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Speaker 1: A Fast and Furious nine? Did that really? Or eight?

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Speaker 1: That's the one that had all this that makes more sense. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is no falling asleep during that one, my friend, No,

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Speaker 1: I trust me. There is when you eat fifty milligram edible,

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Speaker 1: correction on Lord of the Rings Rings of Power. It

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Speaker 1: nice try nice try asshole, nice try asshole. Moving Um.

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Speaker 1: the CIA has come out and said they think Havana

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Speaker 1: syndrome is not a vast network of you know, foreign

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Speaker 1: that supports capitalism's in visible army, but it's there's a

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Speaker 1: covering that, right. It's like, again, Judge determines the Black

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Speaker 1: Lives Matter movement is not a vast global conspiracy to

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Speaker 1: dethrown white think what the fun That wasn't even the question. Okay,

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Speaker 1: who better? Who better, Miles, Who better than old turkey

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