WEBVTT - 9 Weird Things Hiding Underground

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Part Time Genius, the production of I Heart Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess what, Mango? What's that? Well, so I've been

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<v Speaker 1>looking into underground bunkers this week and that this was

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<v Speaker 1>just on a whim. It was not because of any

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<v Speaker 1>real world events. You know. I just get curious about stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And it turns out that living underground is actually a

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<v Speaker 1>ton of work. So what do you mean by that? Exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, just just think about it. So first

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to excavate and build the foundation for this place.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you've got to add electrical wiring and plumbing, a

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<v Speaker 1>septic system, air filtration, backup generators, like doomsday preppers put

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of work into this sort of thing, you know. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm too lazy to really prep for

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<v Speaker 1>more than like a day or two. And I remember

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<v Speaker 1>looking up emergency prep foods once. This is before Sandy happened,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, instead of finding anything practical, like, I went

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<v Speaker 1>into this rabbit hole trying to find the funniest one,

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<v Speaker 1>and my favorite was something called P B and J

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<v Speaker 1>and it can you know, I think when people hear

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<v Speaker 1>that that their instinct is to try to claim that

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds gross I want to admit it, it actually

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like maybe that could be good. I'd probably I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just hungry right now, but I would probably try it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, Like I thought it would be this dehydrated

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<v Speaker 1>like PB and J that you heat up and it

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<v Speaker 1>magically seems fresh again. But instead it was this tin

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<v Speaker 1>can with this old hotdog roll stuffed inside and two

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<v Speaker 1>packets of peanut butter and jelly. They just smear on yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>so it was obviously so unappetizing. When I found out

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<v Speaker 1>what it was, I tried to order a few to

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<v Speaker 1>give out a Christmas. You said, you smear it on

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<v Speaker 1>yourself like you do the Okay, I would say, this

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<v Speaker 1>is just got got really weird. But I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you and I clearly aren't cut out for prepping, which

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<v Speaker 1>is why I found, you know, the service for people

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<v Speaker 1>like us. It's called Vivos, and they've spent the last

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<v Speaker 1>decade setting up dozens of these subterranean shelters all of

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<v Speaker 1>the world. And here's the thing. Most of these shelters

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<v Speaker 1>aren't privately owned, so instead they're actually part of a

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<v Speaker 1>membership program where customers pay annual dues and exchange for

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<v Speaker 1>a guaranteed spot in the closest vivos bunker and so

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<v Speaker 1>that way, like if disaster strikes, members can take shelter

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<v Speaker 1>at a moment's notice. I like it. So it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a we work for doomsday. I think that's their tagline exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And their website lists out a bunch of scenarios this

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<v Speaker 1>co living space might be great for. So here here's

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<v Speaker 1>some of them, for a magnetic pole shift, a super volcano,

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<v Speaker 1>or even a social meltdown, which sounds like they're advertising

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<v Speaker 1>to like a very specific clientele, right, like if you're

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<v Speaker 1>living with Kanye West and needs some space from a

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<v Speaker 1>social media amountdowns, this is perfect for you. But it

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<v Speaker 1>really does sound expensive to me. Yeah, it is definitely pricey.

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<v Speaker 1>So a spot in an eighty person bunker will set

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<v Speaker 1>you back about thirty five thousand dollars and that's actually

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<v Speaker 1>way more than I would have even guessed on this.

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<v Speaker 1>But with the threat of super volcanoes, maybe this is

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<v Speaker 1>a good investment. I don't know, but all my research

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<v Speaker 1>made me wonder what other mysteries are hiding under our feet,

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<v Speaker 1>from hidden cities to weird creatures. There's this whole secret

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<v Speaker 1>world to explore down there. So strap on your head

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<v Speaker 1>lamp and let's dig in their podcast. Listeners, Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>Part Time Genius. I'm Will Pearson and as always I'm

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<v Speaker 1>joined by my good friend mangesh Hot Ticketer and on

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<v Speaker 1>the other side of his computer screen waving a pick

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<v Speaker 1>acts like he is ready for a gold rush. That's

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<v Speaker 1>our friend and producer Loell. I'm not sure if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>following this one exactly, but he's He's really waving it aggressively.

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<v Speaker 1>I do love how even in a quarantine, Lowell comes

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<v Speaker 1>through with the problems. It's so good. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I do have a little housekeeping to start this off.

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<v Speaker 1>Since we started off the show again, we've gotten really

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<v Speaker 1>really nice notes of people have been leaving reviews that

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<v Speaker 1>are super kind and writing to our Instagram and Facebook,

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<v Speaker 1>and honestly it's really heartwarming. It makes me so happy.

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you so much for listening. I I also

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<v Speaker 1>have an apology. I mentioned this previously, but one of

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<v Speaker 1>our readers, Charles wrote in this great correction about the

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<v Speaker 1>comic book character the Red Bee, and so I sent

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<v Speaker 1>him some honey in these cute little like bare bombs,

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<v Speaker 1>thinking it's on topic, and then it turns out he's

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<v Speaker 1>a beekeeper and the last thing he needs is honey. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I miscalculated on that front. I'm sorry, Charles. I

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<v Speaker 1>like the idea that he's just gonna work his way

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<v Speaker 1>into every episode. We're just gonna take turns thanking him

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<v Speaker 1>and then apologizing and then thanking him. So yeah, a

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<v Speaker 1>good way to go. But I'd say the bigger thing

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<v Speaker 1>is that last week we announced the very first ever

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<v Speaker 1>part time Genius Grant, and this is huge news because

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<v Speaker 1>we've never done this on the show before. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give out six dollars to the person who sends us

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<v Speaker 1>the best ridiculous invention they come up with. Um, We've

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<v Speaker 1>had a handful of suggestions, but I can't stress how

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<v Speaker 1>prestigious this is. It's truly an honor. So send us

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<v Speaker 1>your inventions via Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, wherever. Just tags in

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<v Speaker 1>it and we'll look for it, and then next week

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<v Speaker 1>we'll announce who's won the big money. It's a big one.

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<v Speaker 1>I had actually forgotten that we committed to that six dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>so I need to need to focus this week. So

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<v Speaker 1>just so we're clear, parents aren't the only ones with

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<v Speaker 1>ridiculous invention ideas. Kids are welcome to UM. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>winning a part time Genius grant is going to look

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<v Speaker 1>so great on your college applications. Get your parents permission

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<v Speaker 1>to submit these, but we'd love to hear from you,

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<v Speaker 1>so send in your ideas. But all right, enough of that,

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<v Speaker 1>it is time to get back to today's idea. This

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<v Speaker 1>week we're talking about great things hidden underground, and we

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<v Speaker 1>are of course joined by our favorite researcher, pal Gabe Lousier. Gabe,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you have for us? All right? So when

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<v Speaker 1>I think of weird things underground, one of the first

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<v Speaker 1>that comes to mind our cicadas. I actually have some

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<v Speaker 1>fond memories of these guys from when I was a

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<v Speaker 1>kid in southern Maryland. Which it's kind of strange because

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<v Speaker 1>cicadas are, you know, gross monster bugs, which is not

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<v Speaker 1>all that endearing. But the sound they make is so distinct.

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<v Speaker 1>It's this ominous kind of drone. It almost sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>something sizzling. I feel like you have to do the

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<v Speaker 1>sound game, so okay, put me on the spot. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, it's like they do much better. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>stuff sizzles about. Oh don't anyway, Cicadas, you know, they

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<v Speaker 1>were basically the soundtrack of my summer's growing up. But

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<v Speaker 1>there was one summer in particular, and this is where

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<v Speaker 1>my fact comes in where the cicada noise got cranked

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<v Speaker 1>up to eleven. And this was in the summer of

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine, which is the year that the brood five

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<v Speaker 1>cicada das came to town. And I know brood five,

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<v Speaker 1>it like makes them sound pretty tough, like these are

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<v Speaker 1>like like you're gang of cicadas or something. But basically

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<v Speaker 1>they're a species of cicadas known as periodical cicadas, and basically,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of emerging every summer to lay their eggs, these

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<v Speaker 1>ones only come to the surface once every seventeen years.

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<v Speaker 1>So whenever that rolls around, the regions where these guys

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<v Speaker 1>live are flooded with swarms of cicadas. And they caused

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<v Speaker 1>this enormous racket for a month and a half and

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<v Speaker 1>during that time they lay some eggs, malt, some exoskeletons,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they all die and they're offspring burrowback underground

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<v Speaker 1>for them next seventeen years. I mean, that is an

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<v Speaker 1>amazing life cycle when you think about it, but but

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<v Speaker 1>it's also kind of confusing, like why stay underground for

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<v Speaker 1>seventeen years instead of just one. Yeah. Well, the short

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<v Speaker 1>answer is, we don't really know. Like scientists think, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's because it puts their life cycle out of sync

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<v Speaker 1>with predators, so you know, it gives them a heer

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<v Speaker 1>chance of survival. But that's just a guess. All we

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<v Speaker 1>know is that every seventeen years it gets really really

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<v Speaker 1>loud in the summer, and millions of these bugs all

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<v Speaker 1>come ountain party. That sounds terrible, but I like that

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<v Speaker 1>you started with animals because I also wanted to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about one, and that's the star nosed mole. If you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen one of these pictures, like a regular mold,

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<v Speaker 1>but instead of the usual snout, they have this like

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<v Speaker 1>weird pink star shaped dependency on the front. And when

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<v Speaker 1>I used to see this in like children's dictionaries, I

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<v Speaker 1>I always thought it was a mistake. It kind of

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<v Speaker 1>looked like almost like when a cigar explodes in an

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<v Speaker 1>old cartoon. Yeah, it actually kind of looks like somebody

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<v Speaker 1>forgot to add a head to it. Instead, they just

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<v Speaker 1>like glued a squid to its face as a prank.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's pretty disgusting but also kind of cool looking. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you kind of understand why they want to

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<v Speaker 1>stay underground, and that star knows is actually really functional.

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<v Speaker 1>It contains a hundred thousand nerve fibers which help it

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<v Speaker 1>sense it's pray, And just for reference, that's five times

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<v Speaker 1>more touch sensors than we have in our entire hand.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're all crammed into this nose that's smaller than

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<v Speaker 1>like the tip of your pinky, So the mole makes

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<v Speaker 1>good use of them. It's basically blind, and it hunts

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<v Speaker 1>by bobbing that star up and down as it plows

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<v Speaker 1>through soil, so it's touching twelve different places all at once.

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<v Speaker 1>And the tactic is so effective that the star nosed

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<v Speaker 1>mole actually holds the record as the world's fastest eater.

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<v Speaker 1>It can actually find and devour an insect in a

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<v Speaker 1>quarter of a second. That's pretty cool, all right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>since you two have given underground wildlife, it's due I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I should talk about the plant version of

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<v Speaker 1>the Internet. So instead of using wires and satellites to communicate,

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<v Speaker 1>plants use fungal threads called my celia, and it's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>crucial to their survival. So take the phantom orchid for example.

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<v Speaker 1>These plants actually lack chlorophyll, which means they can't create

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<v Speaker 1>their own energy through you know, photosynthesis, which we all

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<v Speaker 1>remember from our elementary school years like other plants use.

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<v Speaker 1>So to get around this hang up, the orchid engages

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<v Speaker 1>in a strange three way partnership and involves an underground

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<v Speaker 1>fungus and a nearby tree species. Now it sounds a

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<v Speaker 1>little kinkier than it actually has. Trust me on this one,

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<v Speaker 1>but the roots of both the orchid and the tree

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<v Speaker 1>are connected to the mycelia beneath the soil, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>through this middleman that the tree is able to transfer

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<v Speaker 1>carbon to the orchid, which is of course what it needs.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty incredible, but it also sounds a little too altruistic.

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<v Speaker 1>What's in it for the trees to share its resources?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean share might not be the right word in

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<v Speaker 1>this case, and it's probably more accurate to say the

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<v Speaker 1>plant is is stealing the tree's carbon. But but it's

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<v Speaker 1>still pretty cool, fair enough. I I think you said

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<v Speaker 1>plants actually communicate through this net as well. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>is this is pretty interesting. So a good example is

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<v Speaker 1>there's this bean plant that sends out a chemical signal

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<v Speaker 1>whenever it's under attacked by a fits, and when this happens,

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<v Speaker 1>other bean plants in the area will pick up the

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<v Speaker 1>distress signal through the mycelia net, and even though they

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<v Speaker 1>aren't under attack themselves, they'll actually activate their anti a

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<v Speaker 1>fit defenses. This is so cool. So the question is

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<v Speaker 1>are the bean plants intentionally sending signals to warn their

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<v Speaker 1>neighbors or are the neighboring plants just sort of like

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<v Speaker 1>eavesdropping to see if there are a fits in the area.

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<v Speaker 1>And technically the jury is still out on this, but

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<v Speaker 1>I do like the idea of plants having each other's

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<v Speaker 1>backs me too. Alright, Well, moving on from something potentially

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<v Speaker 1>sweet to something decidedly not sweet, let me tell you

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<v Speaker 1>a little about fat birds. I hate that you picked

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<v Speaker 1>fat birds as the topic. The time has come though,

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<v Speaker 1>because I thought at least a few of our listeners

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<v Speaker 1>out there would get a kick out of this, and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe will too, we'll see. But fat birds are pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much what they sound like. It's an iceberg, but made

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<v Speaker 1>out of fat instead of ice. And another difference is

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<v Speaker 1>that fat birds don't form in the open ocean. They

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<v Speaker 1>form underground, primarily in the pipe and sewers of cities,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's because fat birds aren't made from just any fat.

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<v Speaker 1>They're made from the fats and oils that we wash

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<v Speaker 1>down our drains each day, So we're talking about everything

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<v Speaker 1>from cooking oil to hair grease to body wash. All

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<v Speaker 1>of that gunk eventually collects in the pipes beneath our

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<v Speaker 1>streets and it solidifies into a massive chunk of debris

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<v Speaker 1>a k a. A fat bird and berg. That would

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<v Speaker 1>be you know, gross enough on its own, but the

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<v Speaker 1>reality is even worse because everything we flushed down the

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<v Speaker 1>toilet is also fair game for the fat birds. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just such a great word. I just feel like we

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<v Speaker 1>should all chant fat berg fat you were saying fat bird,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, sorry, I love those anyway, that's right, because

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<v Speaker 1>unfortunately it means a lot of bathroom trash that we

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<v Speaker 1>have no business flushing in the first place, like dental floss,

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<v Speaker 1>wet lips, and prophylactics. All of that results in a

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<v Speaker 1>big tangle that's really tough to deal with. And if

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<v Speaker 1>these fat bergs are left unchecked, they can actually grow

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<v Speaker 1>so large that one can clog an entire sewer pipe,

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<v Speaker 1>slowing water flow, causing widespread backups of sewage. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>pretty and when it gets to that point, there aren't

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of ways to deal with this, Like you

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<v Speaker 1>either blast it with a power washer or you chip

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<v Speaker 1>away at it with a pick axe. Yeah you hear that,

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<v Speaker 1>loll it is your time to shine with that pickaxe.

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<v Speaker 1>So I am curious, even though I'm grossed off with this,

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<v Speaker 1>how big can these get? Like I'm almost afraid to ask, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they can get like disturbingly big. The largest one to

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<v Speaker 1>date was found beneath London back in and it was

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<v Speaker 1>over eight hundred and twenty feet long and weighed more

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<v Speaker 1>than a hundred and thirty tons. It's hard to wrap

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<v Speaker 1>your head around just how massive that is, but for reference,

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<v Speaker 1>that's nearly three times the height of the Statue of

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<v Speaker 1>Liberty and a little over half the weight, so way

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<v Speaker 1>way too big for a sewer. And and keep in

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<v Speaker 1>mind like New York City spends roughly five million per

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<v Speaker 1>year combating fat burgs, so even the smaller ones are

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<v Speaker 1>a huge problem. Now, I do feel like we should

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<v Speaker 1>clarify because I know, I know, we've been laughing a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit about the name fat burg, but I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we should go on record and say that the

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<v Speaker 1>PTG family here we are firmly in the anti fat

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<v Speaker 1>Burgs camp on like some of those other podcasts out there,

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<v Speaker 1>But listeners, please do your part and don't feed the

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<v Speaker 1>fat Burgs. All right, we'll be back with more after

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<v Speaker 1>a break. Welcome back to Part Time Genius. We're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about all the strange stuff that you could but probably

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<v Speaker 1>won't find underground. And I think, Mango, I think you're

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<v Speaker 1>up next. What do you have? We've talked about living underground,

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<v Speaker 1>so let's talk about working under round. And there's a

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<v Speaker 1>weird new opportunity in Sweden where it doesn't even matter

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing down there. There's this job available. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a new position. The only requirement is for the employee

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<v Speaker 1>to clock in at the Coursewagan train station, which is

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<v Speaker 1>currently under I guess it's under construction beneath Gothenburg, Sweden.

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<v Speaker 1>And really that's it. According to the job description quote,

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<v Speaker 1>the position holds no duties or responsibilities besides the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that the work should be carried out at Corswagin. Whatever

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<v Speaker 1>the employee chooses to do constitutes the work. Seriously, like

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds amazing. There's got to be a catch though, right,

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<v Speaker 1>there's actually no catch. It's a legit job offer. It's

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<v Speaker 1>complete with a competitive starting salary uh anual wage, increases,

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<v Speaker 1>paid vacation even at pension. And the best part is

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<v Speaker 1>you get to enjoy the job for the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>your life if you want it. The people behind the

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<v Speaker 1>project call it eternal employment. You might be wondering who's

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<v Speaker 1>behind the project. It's the work of these artists, Simon

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<v Speaker 1>Golden and Jacob Seneby. They partnered with the Swedish Transit

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<v Speaker 1>Authority and they raised about sixty dollars for the project.

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<v Speaker 1>So the idea is to grow that initial sum through

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<v Speaker 1>investments and use it to pay one employee for as

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<v Speaker 1>long as they choose to work there. And if they

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<v Speaker 1>ever want to retire or you know, just not hang

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<v Speaker 1>out underground this train station all day, then they can

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<v Speaker 1>simply leave and and a new employee will be chosen

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<v Speaker 1>to take their place. It's a super strange idea, but

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<v Speaker 1>if it sounds like the job for you, then there's

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<v Speaker 1>good news because anyone in the world is free to apply.

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<v Speaker 1>The only hitches that you have to wait a few years.

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<v Speaker 1>The applications won't be accepted until, which is a few

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<v Speaker 1>months before the station is set to open. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>that gives people plenty of time to to get that

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<v Speaker 1>resume ready. But all right, well, if people are going

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<v Speaker 1>to live underground and work underground, you are definitely going

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<v Speaker 1>to need a way to relax underground, something that we

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<v Speaker 1>don't often think about when we're thinking about constructing these

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<v Speaker 1>sorts of things. But if you're looking for inspiration, you

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<v Speaker 1>could always take a page from a group of French

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<v Speaker 1>cinophiles and host your own underground movie theater. So to

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<v Speaker 1>give you some context, they are about two hundred miles

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<v Speaker 1>of stone tunnels beneath the Moparness neighborhood in Paris. Those

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<v Speaker 1>tunnels are a product of the city's ancient stone quarries,

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<v Speaker 1>and they also serve as the final resting place for

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<v Speaker 1>more than six million Parisians. That's basically because their catacombs,

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<v Speaker 1>and even though they're not open to the public, people

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<v Speaker 1>have been frequenting these things. Now, back in two thousand four,

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<v Speaker 1>the French police discovered a four hundred square foot cavern.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this is about sixty ft underground um and it

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<v Speaker 1>had been turned into this amphitheater, complete with a full

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<v Speaker 1>size movie screen, projection equipment and a wide selection of films.

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<v Speaker 1>There were even twenty or so seats carved directly into

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<v Speaker 1>the stone itself. How cool is that? Is? Super cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a secret movie club. It's like, yeah, literal

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<v Speaker 1>underground cinema. That's right, That's right. I mean, do you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really curious, like, do you know what kind of

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<v Speaker 1>stuff they were watching down there? I couldn't find any

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<v Speaker 1>exact titles, but the reports I saw were that there

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<v Speaker 1>were a bunch of like fifties noir movies and some

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<v Speaker 1>recent thrillers. And the police did say that none of

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<v Speaker 1>the films were obscene or banned or anything like that,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's not to say there wasn't anything nefarious going on.

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<v Speaker 1>According to this article in Gizmoto, the police also found

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<v Speaker 1>quote three thousand square feet of subterranean galleries, strong with lights,

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<v Speaker 1>wired for phones, and live with pirated electricity. The officers

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<v Speaker 1>uncovered a bar, a lounge, a workshop, and a dining

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<v Speaker 1>corner complete with its own couscousmaker. I feel like illegal

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<v Speaker 1>couscous is the tastiest you know it is, you know

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<v Speaker 1>it is? That was my favorite part actually, But the

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<v Speaker 1>creepiest part is that when the police came back three

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<v Speaker 1>days later, all the phone and electricity lines had been cut,

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<v Speaker 1>and there was a note on the floor that just said,

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<v Speaker 1>don't try to find us. I mean, isn't that spooky?

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<v Speaker 1>But that's where I thought the story would have ended.

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<v Speaker 1>But apparently, years later someone claimed credit for the Secrets Cinema.

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<v Speaker 1>The perpetrators turned out to be a group of urban

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<v Speaker 1>explorers who started mapping this underground network for fun, and

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<v Speaker 1>they liked it so much that once they were done

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<v Speaker 1>with the maps, they started looking for new ways to

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<v Speaker 1>spend time down there, so they built themselves a movie theater.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you gotta stay busy, you know, And that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I have another fact here, another movie fact. Mind's

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<v Speaker 1>a little different though. It turns out the salt mines

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<v Speaker 1>in Kansas are full of old movie reels. Why is that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's mostly because it's it's such a stable

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<v Speaker 1>environment down there. But like for storing the films, the

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<v Speaker 1>temperature stays right around forty five degrees and humidity it's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much perfect. And and obviously, you know, weather isn't

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<v Speaker 1>a factor down there either, because some of these facilities

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<v Speaker 1>are more than six feet below ground. And that's important

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<v Speaker 1>because a warmer temperatures, celluloid film will actually start to rot. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>They call it vinegar syndrome, and it's because the decaying

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<v Speaker 1>film gives off a really strong vinegar smell apparently. So

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<v Speaker 1>is it just old celluloyd movies that's in these vaults

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<v Speaker 1>or do they store new films there too? Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a mix of both. Nowadays, there are tons of the

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<v Speaker 1>early celluloid classics like The Wizard of Oz Gone with

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<v Speaker 1>the Wind. Most of the Looney Tunes from the forties

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<v Speaker 1>and fifties are down there too, which is pretty cool. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>Later though movies shot on film are also They're like

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<v Speaker 1>the original Star Wars is down there. But it's not

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<v Speaker 1>just films either. Studios also used the salt mines uh

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<v Speaker 1>to store props and memorabilia. Like George Clooney's bat suit

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<v Speaker 1>is a Batman costume. It's down there. I'd actually forgotten

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<v Speaker 1>that he played Batman. Yeah, I think the studio probably

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<v Speaker 1>wants to forget that too. But and and I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>sure that's why the suit is hidden down there. But

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well, my uh, my last fact of the

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<v Speaker 1>day here. I thought i'd keep it simple and tell

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<v Speaker 1>you a little about the deepest hole that has ever

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<v Speaker 1>been dug. It's called the Super Deep Borehole, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was drilled into the surface of the Coola Peninsula in

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<v Speaker 1>Russia during the nineteen seventies and eighties. So after twenty

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<v Speaker 1>years of drilling, the whole reached its maximum depth, which

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<v Speaker 1>is forty thousand, two hundred and thirty feet or roughly

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<v Speaker 1>seven and a half miles underground. And that sounds insanely deep,

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<v Speaker 1>but refresh my memory. How close to the center of

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<v Speaker 1>the Earth is that it's it's nowhere close to the

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<v Speaker 1>center there there, but it's still pretty cool. So the

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<v Speaker 1>earthcore is almost four thousand miles below us, so seven

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<v Speaker 1>and a half miles is barely half the distance to

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<v Speaker 1>the Earth's mantle. But that's the deepest we've ever managed

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<v Speaker 1>to get in terms of true vertical depth. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>the deepest hole drilled by machine. But if you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for the deepest hole ever dug by hand, that honor

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<v Speaker 1>goes to the Wooding Dean Well near Brighton in the

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<v Speaker 1>United Kingdom. It's one thousand, two hundred and eighty five

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<v Speaker 1>ft deep, so almost exactly as deep as the Empire

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<v Speaker 1>State Building is tall. Because this well was dug over

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<v Speaker 1>a four year period during the mid eighteen hundreds, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was a long way down just to get some water.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I really like all the New York references.

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<v Speaker 1>The fat Berg was as big as like three statues Liberties,

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<v Speaker 1>the Empire State Building here. But you know, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call this one and give it to Will

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<v Speaker 1>because I really like that plant Internet fact. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that one kind of gem away gave you cool with that,

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<v Speaker 1>oh totally. Plus the Underground movie Theater will take Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it. I appreciate. I feel like I'm I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm two for two now and it feels pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be honest with you guys. All right, Well

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<v Speaker 1>that will do it for today's Part Time Genius from Mango,

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<v Speaker 1>Gabe Luell and myself. Thank you so much for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay inside and send those bad invention ideas for that

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