WEBVTT - Pepperidge Farm Cookies

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Today's Scary is in charge? Scary is on the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? Scary? Go for it? Good morning, Kim,

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning. So you want to play a phone tap

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<v Speaker 2>on your dad?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I hear he owns a pepperd Farm cookie route.

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<v Speaker 3>That's correct, he owns and you deliver for him.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you want to do to him?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I drive a truck and I want to say

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<v Speaker 3>that on the way to one of the stores, I

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<v Speaker 3>had forgotten to lock the door at the previous store,

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<v Speaker 3>so all the cookies went all over the highway.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna listen in and you call him right here?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, hello dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's Kim.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a big problem. What happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you're gonna kill me.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Kim, tell me what I must not have.

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<v Speaker 3>Locked the door coming from shop?

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<v Speaker 1>Right so that you do that a lot?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you do, because I know I know a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of times. How much stuff to do?

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<v Speaker 3>All but eleven cases?

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<v Speaker 4>Huh?

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<v Speaker 3>All the stuff but eleven cases. I'm on Root fifteen,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on a payphone.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean there's stuff all over the street.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all, but there's just eleven cases in the truck. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you gotta be kidding, Kim.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'll get out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Kimberly, what do I do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Didn't anybody beat it you or anything?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's how I found out.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell you how many times I've seen you

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<v Speaker 1>do that. You gotta ride back, you, you gotta try and.

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<v Speaker 3>Find that stuff. Oh my god, Dad, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>Dad is right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I came down.

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<v Speaker 3>Virture Valley and I was on going up through fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus Chrystal mighty. I don't believe this.

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<v Speaker 3>That's probably ten thousand dollars worth of product.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, you gotta show you using your head a little bit, Tim,

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<v Speaker 1>You do that all the time. You just shut that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't push that thing down.

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<v Speaker 3>DA Is there any way we can get refunded for

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<v Speaker 3>these things?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, we can't, Kim, Nope.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice today?

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<v Speaker 4>Yo? Are these cookies for free?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>The damaged ones?

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<v Speaker 4>That's great?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you have you have Milanos in here, Kim

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<v Speaker 2>kimb Away?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be giving a park away. Get that stuff scooped

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<v Speaker 1>up so we at least have account so I know

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<v Speaker 1>what I can deduct what I can get rid of.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I take a package of sauce? Alito?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, I'm I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not gonna use these, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell them you boss on me, and you're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>fired if you don't. If if he.

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<v Speaker 3>Starts taking stuff, yeah, I'm gonna get fired.

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<v Speaker 1>I you really can't.

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<v Speaker 4>Take those just case over here is on damage.

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<v Speaker 3>Please don't touch them.

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<v Speaker 4>I got two kids at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell them no, we can't have them. Tell you pull

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<v Speaker 1>the cops.

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<v Speaker 3>If it does. Put them on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hey, hey, listen. Are these are your cookies?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? They are my cookies, and don't touch them a right?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I have a package of Milanos?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you can't have a package of Milanos? But they're

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<v Speaker 1>all leaders are up there, old cops. So you're stealing

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff and I'm allowed to take it.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never seen someone cookies before. I've been following her

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<v Speaker 4>for like ten miles. These cookies are all over the road.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then we'll take life and play down World cups.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh oh, get the cookies problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to take him.

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<v Speaker 2>How about dad?

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<v Speaker 3>Keep been phone tasted?

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<v Speaker 1>Really, remember how you said you thought.

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<v Speaker 3>They were fake?

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<v Speaker 4>Dad?

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<v Speaker 2>This is scary.

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<v Speaker 4>Jones.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to tell you what I think. You're

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're absolutely horrible. This phone tab was pre recorded

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