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Speaker 2: You already know we sound dumb, but it's time you

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Speaker 2: go find out how dumb we look.

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Speaker 1: Okay, just go to all of.

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Speaker 2: Our socials at Brook and Jeffrey after you heard the

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Speaker 2: full show, which starts right now.

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Speaker 3: Let's start the show today with a little fun history lesson.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Alexis loves fun history broke.

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Speaker 4: You might got hired here.

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Speaker 3: It might be familiar with this one, ok because back

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Speaker 3: in nineteen seventy a dead whale washed up on the

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Speaker 5: I am familiar with this not because I was alive,

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Speaker 5: because it is iconic and it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I meant. It's just a really famous story.

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Speaker 3: It was huge, it was stinky, and they had to

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Speaker 3: get rid of it. Yes, so how do you get

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Speaker 3: rid of an eight ton whale? Alexis ideas, Oh, you don't,

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Speaker 3: you have to.

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Speaker 1: Well, it didn't work very well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so they decided the best option was to blow

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Speaker 3: it up with half a ton of dynamite. I thought

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Speaker 3: this was a joke, this is real. They did, it happened,

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Speaker 3: It was a big spectacle, and hundreds of people came

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Speaker 3: out to the beach to watch it did it. Here's

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Speaker 3: the local news report of what happened.

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Speaker 6: Our cameras stopped rolling immediately after the blast. The humor

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Speaker 6: of the entire situation suddenly gave way to our run

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Speaker 6: for survival or Huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere.

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Speaker 7: Pieces of meat.

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Speaker 6: Passed high over our heads, while others were falling at

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Speaker 6: both the falling to bring in the overwhelming smell.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, what did you expect to happen?

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Speaker 3: They didn't see that coming. Giant chunks of whale blubber

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Speaker 3: were falling from the sky. It literally smashed cars of blubber.

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Speaker 3: So people left and were covered in quote whale particles,

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Speaker 1: So don't you look up.

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Speaker 5: And open your mouth like you do with snow.

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Speaker 3: Got some of it was an epic fail. And I'm

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Speaker 3: bringing it up now because crazy enough, over fifty years later,

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Speaker 3: another dead whale has just washed it up on the

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Speaker 3: same beach. And what do you think people want to do?

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Speaker 1: Of course they want to do it again.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a petition now to blow that thing up?

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Speaker 8: Can we do it with fireworks and time?

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Speaker 3: Did we not learn our lesson here? I mean, I

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Speaker 3: get it sounds cool to blow up a whale. Fun idea,

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Speaker 3: but maybe I don't know if it's the best thing.

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Speaker 9: But what else?

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Speaker 1: What else are you gonna do? You're just gonna let

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Speaker 1: it decompose to see.

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Speaker 5: I don't think that you could get it out there

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Speaker 5: like Yeah, that's the issue.

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Speaker 3: I mean, they say insanity's doing the same thing over

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Speaker 3: and over and expecting a different result.

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Speaker 1: But I don't think people want a different result. I

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Speaker 3: Well, with that in mind, let's get into our one thousand,

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Speaker 3: seven hundred and twenty shock collar question all the day.

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Speaker 3: Nothing will go wrong this time, I'm sure, right, Digital Jake.

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Speaker 10: On this day in eighteen fifteen, history happened more history

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Speaker 10: when famed French conqueror and Brooks sixth grade crush, Napoleon

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Speaker 10: Bonaparte was defeated at.

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Speaker 4: The Battle of Waterloo. Quickly Alexis for one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: Where is Waterloo, Texas? Thank you, Noise State University served

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Speaker 3: The French conqueror went to Texas home.

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Speaker 4: I digress that marked the end of the first French Empire.

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Speaker 4: So to honor our short king and all the others

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Speaker 4: out there, we're gonna do a special short Guys of

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Speaker 4: Hollywood edition of plenty of twenty. Oh dad, this is

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Speaker 4: how it's gonna work. We're gonna set the bar at

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Speaker 4: five foot seven inches. I will name a celebrity. You

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Speaker 4: have to tell me over under for exactly five ft seven.

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Speaker 8: This is actually really oh man.

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Speaker 4: You will start with the woman who before this segment

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Speaker 4: thought Napoleon was just a brand of olive oil. That Alexis,

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Speaker 4: it's a good brand, delicious. Your celebrity is Tom Cruise.

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Speaker 4: Is he taller, shorter, or exactly five foot seven?

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Speaker 1: And this isn't what the actors claim, right, This is actull.

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Speaker 4: My personal measurement.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, true.

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Speaker 2: The exact one always throws me off because, like anyway

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Speaker 8: I can see him being five to seven on the dot.

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Speaker 2: I don't really have good reasoning, but I feel like

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Speaker 2: he's under five seven.

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Speaker 4: Alexis said shorter, he is exactly five seven. She's done

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Speaker 9: Let's go to Brookie.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Your celebrity is Mark Wahlberg. Is he taller, shorter or

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Speaker 5: My god, Alexis and I we play today versus back

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Speaker 5: in the day game on our podcast, so you can

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Speaker 5: only listen to on our podcast. And I just did

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Speaker 5: a deep dive into Mark Wahlberg.

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Speaker 1: He wrote a book by autobiography, but he's like.

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Speaker 5: Twenty one years old, and he dedicated the entire book

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Speaker 3: How long is that book? Like six pages?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I feel like he is over compensating, So I

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Speaker 5: think he's under Brooks.

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Speaker 4: Said, under five to seven. He is.

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Speaker 4: Mark Wahlberg is five foot eight.

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Speaker 1: He's a big man, big guy.

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Speaker 4: This is hard, just over five foot seven. We're over

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Speaker 4: to Jose. Now your celebrity is Jason Statham aka Clover.

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Speaker 4: Is five foot seven or taller or shorter.

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Speaker 8: He's an action star. There's no way he's shorter, is he?

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Speaker 5: But they film loves those little guys because they fit

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and that's why they're always in air vents because

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Speaker 4: Totally voice that's like a tall voice.

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Speaker 8: It is? Is he compensating?

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Speaker 7: We've already had an exactly we've already had an over.

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Speaker 8: I'm overthinking. I'm over thinking.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, over, Jake, they said Jason Stathan is

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Speaker 4: over five to seven? Is over to back your way

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Speaker 4: into that?

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Speaker 3: Did you get there, Jeffrey were over to you?

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Speaker 4: Your celebrity is Daniel Radcliffe Harry over five foot seven,

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Speaker 5: Because he's now, I feel like he reads tall, like

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Speaker 1: Yes, in the last one, right, was that him?

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Speaker 4: You're just in your own little world over there.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of tiny, pale men in Hollywood love

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Speaker 3: he is still that little boy. I'm going under.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey said, under Daniel Radcliffe is under five seven, five

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Speaker 4: Jose and Jeffrey. Here, Jose, your celebrity is Matt Damon

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Speaker 4: over under or exactly five foot seven.

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Speaker 8: What you say, Matt Damon does seem short? I don't

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna say exact amundo, Jake.

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Speaker 4: Jose said, Matt Damon's exactly five foot seven. He is,

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Speaker 4: he's five just like a stage. That means, Jeffrey, you've

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Speaker 3: Well, I get to choose who gets shot. They're going

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Speaker 3: to be singing grenade by Bruno Mars in honor of

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Speaker 1: Up by Show Yeah, also a little guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and we're gonna give it to the history buff herself. Alexis,

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Speaker 3: Oh you know, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I catch your grenade for you.

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Speaker 1: Tut my hand on a blade for yeah. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you do it.

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Speaker 3: That's your shock Colling question the other.

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Speaker 9: Day, fruking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: If your parents are like my parents, then they've called

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Speaker 3: you one hundred times to ask why haven't you bought

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Speaker 3: a house yet? Oh, we purchased our home in nineteen

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Speaker 8: Why can't you simply buy fourhouses?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, homes a.

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Speaker 3: Little pricier now. But one of our listeners was given

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Speaker 3: let's just say the money didn't go towards a mortgage.

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Speaker 3: In fact, her parents cannot find out what she actually

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Speaker 3: Luckily we can know because she's gonna share what happened

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Speaker 3: in a brand new mass Speaker coming up, confession I

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Speaker 5: Wait till you bag your own grocers like a boss.

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Speaker 3: The reason I do self check out is because I'm

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Speaker 3: And one of our listeners wants to share today anonymously.

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Speaker 3: She's chosen to go by Belinda as her fake name.

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Speaker 3: So Belinda, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 12: Hey, thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: How many tubs of Basseline did you get in your

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Speaker 7: She's like, you took my secret.

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Speaker 3: Well, the voice changer is on, Belinda, you are the

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Speaker 3: mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. Yeah.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, so my fiancee and I were looking to buy

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Speaker 12: a house for a while.

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Speaker 8: Sentence that you have a fiance that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: She's just poor and frustrated. I mean, it's probably.

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Speaker 12: We're just at the start of this story.

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Speaker 5: It okay, it's hard out there, man.

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Speaker 12: I'm sure somebody you know, like the whole process is

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Speaker 12: just a freaking headache. And prices are insane.

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Speaker 1: You're getting beat out by other people.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, always. And we don't live like downtown in

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Even in my little town of like seven hundred people

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Speaker 8: Like six bucks now.

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Speaker 3: Van life now yeah.

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Speaker 12: No, no, we kept waiting and waiting. We're renting right now.

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Speaker 12: We were waiting so long for the bubble to birth,

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Speaker 3: Yes, your dad has big dreams for you.

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Speaker 1: As is ready to be adopted.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's awesome.

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Speaker 3: You know, is dangerous.

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Speaker 12: You can see where this is going. I'm thinking like, okay,

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Speaker 3: Dress, upgrade your fiance while you're at it.

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Speaker 1: At this point, now.

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Speaker 12: That the hounsdand is great, but my dress, I had

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Speaker 5: Now I know why your dad didn't give you this

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Speaker 12: Well I know, I'm just like, maybe you shouldn't have.

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Speaker 12: But also, and I hired one of those companies that

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Speaker 12: So we're thinking all of that might cost like an

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Speaker 12: But it's like that I could make up quickly.

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Speaker 3: The wedding industry people in general, just like to charge

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Speaker 12: Well, and some things, it's just like piece by piece,

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Speaker 3: Thirty five thousand of the forty grand that your dad

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Speaker 8: Oh my god.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, and then I ended up using the other five

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Speaker 5: Oh you don't know by this it sounds like maybe Dad,

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Speaker 9: Well?

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Speaker 3: How was the wedding? Was it worth wedding?

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Speaker 12: The wedding was amazing, It was. It was so amazing,

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Speaker 1: You know that he funded it?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, right, And now he's wanting to go house shopping

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Speaker 13: So it's it's.

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Speaker 12: Awkward because he wants to come with me to all

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Speaker 12: these showings and he keeps showing me listings that are

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Speaker 12: in my price range.

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Speaker 1: Ford because he stole your dad's money kind of yeah.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, So like I keep making stuff up, like you know,

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Speaker 12: he doesn't know we're actually broken. I keep having to

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Speaker 1: It's hard to feel bad for you. Ye, Like I'm

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Speaker 2: But at least you can look at your design address

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Speaker 8: Can cry the first class on your way to your honeymoon.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure you're still using those table place settings so

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Speaker 12: Yeah right, yeah, all right.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad that we wedding and financially shamed you before.

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Speaker 1: The end of so but like, how does your fiance

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Speaker 8: Like, well, he.

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Speaker 12: Did not have much to do with the wedding playing.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you handle everything.

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Speaker 1: Does dad have room in his house? But when you

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Speaker 3: In, well, it sounds like you just need a little

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Speaker 3: You can file for bankruptcy and then it's not on

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Speaker 5: Or maybe you just go see do they have financial therapists?

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Speaker 1: I feel like they should.

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Speaker 3: A well, just out of pity, Brook's gonna venmo you

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Speaker 3: bit better. Text in seven and five nine too. If

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Speaker 3: you have a confession you've been holding on to, We'll

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Speaker 3: next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.

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Speaker 9: Up frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Today, we call an older woman who twice a week

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Speaker 1: Oh so what I was expecting.

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Speaker 8: And they're pretty good.

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Speaker 3: She loves those, and recently the store was out. According

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Speaker 3: Because Mom's a little fiery already, doesn't take much to

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Speaker 3: get her going. That's why we thought, what if we

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Speaker 3: to that store. In your phone? Tap right now another.

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Speaker 13: Hello?

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Speaker 11: Hi, is this Nicole speaking.

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Speaker 13: Who's this?

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Speaker 3: I'm calling From's corner grocery store. My name is Chris,

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Speaker 3: Chris Anthemum.

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Speaker 13: Okay, I don't know you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand that, and I'm very sorry to call

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Speaker 3: be making at the store.

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Speaker 13: Oh, here we go. I'm sorry, I said, here we go.

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Speaker 13: I've already experienced your changes, so you have more changes?

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Speaker 13: What changes?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm just trying to give you an update.

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Speaker 3: And do you live in the neighborhood?

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Speaker 13: What update?

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Speaker 11: What updates?

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Speaker 3: I'm just wondering do you live nearby? Because we've got

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Speaker 13: Can you just tell me about these changes?

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Speaker 3: Oh, you've called me about I just wanted to let

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Speaker 3: you know, as one of our valued customers, that starting

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Speaker 3: next week, the store will no longer be offering pre

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Speaker 13: That is why I go to your store. It's for

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Speaker 13: your premade sellas. Oh so now you're telling me you're

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Speaker 13: not going to carry them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never had them before. I didn't realize anybody

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Speaker 13: You're out of them constantly in the store.

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Speaker 3: Oh I thought people were throwing them out. We found

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Speaker 3: that change is good and so instead we're going to

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Speaker 3: be offering five different types of pre made avocado toasts.

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Speaker 13: Nobody wants avocado toast. I go to your store for

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Speaker 13: your sala because it's grab and go and it's easy.

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Speaker 3: Beg to differ because a lot of young people come

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Speaker 13: Well, let me tell you one thing.

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Speaker 3: Well, you got to try it. They're really yummy.

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Speaker 13: Go ahead, let me Will you stop talking, lit, I'm going.

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Speaker 3: To tell you one thing, Chris, Okay, go ahead, tell you.

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Speaker 13: I've lost a customer now. I have been going to

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Speaker 13: I will not be stepping foot in your store anymore.

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Speaker 3: If you don't want to step foot. We do have

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Speaker 13: Are you want drugs?

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Speaker 4: You want drugs?

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Speaker 13: Literally, I'm asking you a question.

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Speaker 3: I guess I'm not understanding.

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Speaker 13: I set you on drugs.

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Speaker 3: It's just we have a lot of young people that

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Speaker 3: come in and they're slam and energy drinks and bags

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Speaker 3: of Saracha hot honey chips. What so we're trying to

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Speaker 3: appeal to that generation.

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Speaker 13: I am sick and tired of young people taking over everything.

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Speaker 13: Hot honey, this spicy that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Sarracha hot honey chips. They're really good.

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Speaker 13: Exactly, nobody cares. It's Devil's Food.

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Speaker 3: Oh No, Devil's Food is a different brand. Those are

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Speaker 3: more cakes I guess, but they're actually said.

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Speaker 13: Sorry, mister anthemum. If I was next to you right now,

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Speaker 13: I would bother you in the face.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I would strike you. Is this a bad time?

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Speaker 3: I'm to tell you that we're also getting rid of

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Speaker 3: our Werther's originals from the candy section. Those are going

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Speaker 11: No, just okay, that's.

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Speaker 13: The way it's been, Oh ma'am.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you're getting very hipped up. I hear that.

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Speaker 3: Your voice is definitely heard me right now. What would

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Speaker 3: help would be a hot honey sugar popper by doctor.

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Speaker 3: They're very soothing.

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Speaker 13: I've had it, okay, I have had it. I don't

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Speaker 13: I want and I want the Arukola premates.

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Speaker 3: We are out of the words and out of pre

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Speaker 3: up by your daughter, Kathleen.

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Speaker 13: I don't want that.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's happening right now because you're on the radio.

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Speaker 13: Stop it.

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Speaker 3: No, I can't stop. I'm not from the grocery store.

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Speaker 3: None of those changes are happening. This is all just

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Speaker 13: Oh of course they're not hot in You've had me

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Speaker 13: on the phone for ten minutes, right, put you up

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Speaker 13: to this?

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Speaker 3: It was your daughter, Kathleen, she emailed me.

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Speaker 9: She did.

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Speaker 3: She thought you could use to pick me up today.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, oh absolutely, And.

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Speaker 3: Nothing picks me up like a hot honey and sugar

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Speaker 3: spice induced freedom. Lay my salad on will be for

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Speaker 3: you all right.

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Speaker 9: The wake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 9: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Some stories are so fantastical they're just hard to believe.

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Speaker 3: Like whenever Alexis tells us she got a full scholarship

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Speaker 1: You don't believe me.

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Speaker 3: The more that she swears it actually happened, the less

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Speaker 2: I got a calm degree, guys, because.

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Speaker 1: I ran around the track.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes you cross country official.

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Speaker 3: Aund and over it is. That's the position one of

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Speaker 3: and now he needs some help to save his relationship.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna hear the wild story of what went down

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Speaker 3: that night that he went missing in your brand new

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Speaker 3: awkward Tuesday phone call right after this It's.

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Speaker 9: Awkward, It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. I remember years ago, our

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Speaker 3: whole show was in Vegas. Yeah, and we did one

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Speaker 3: of those escape rooms and I was forced to be

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Speaker 3: in the same small space with my coworkers for almost

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Speaker 3: thirty whole minutes.

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Speaker 5: Is that we're literally in a smaller room right now,

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Speaker 5: together hours every day.

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Speaker 3: But at least I got to leave this room whenever

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Speaker 3: I want to.

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Speaker 1: After start pretty heavy and I don't want.

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Speaker 3: To say who, but double homicide definitely crossed my mind

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Speaker 3: a couple of times. So I can't imagine being in

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Speaker 3: the same scenario as one of our listeners, Josh, who

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Speaker 3: is now desperate for our help after he got stuck

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Speaker 3: with one of his co workers and apparently it was

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Speaker 3: a lot longer than a half hour. Josh, welcome to

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Speaker 3: the show.

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Speaker 11: Hey, thanks for having me you guys.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait, do you not like your coworkers?

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Speaker 11: No, it's not that, it's not that, it's just a

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Speaker 11: situation that goes way beyond.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and for the record, I don't. I don't hate

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Speaker 3: my coworkers either.

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Speaker 1: We don't care how.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're good. Yeah, we're not even concerned about it.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait to leave this all right, Josh, she'll

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Speaker 3: tell us about what's going on with you and your

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Speaker 3: co worker.

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Speaker 11: Yeah. So I'm like a surveyor, right, Like, I'll go

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Speaker 11: out and that I like, assessed the value of properties

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Speaker 11: that have con bankrupt Actually, it.

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Speaker 8: Was like, Oh, you go out for surveys. That's boring.

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Speaker 5: I thought he met one of those guys that stands

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Speaker 5: on the side of the road with a tripod.

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Speaker 3: Oh something totally different too. Let's not let's not go

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Speaker 3: into what we.

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Speaker 8: All officially nobody knows on the show survey.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's also the sound like you're smarter.

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Speaker 11: Than us maybe in some ways. Another way is probably

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Speaker 11: not sure.

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Speaker 1: So you go out and you assess property values. Is

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Speaker 1: that what you're saying essentially?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, And when I do that, usually there's someone from

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Speaker 11: a bank in the area or another person there to

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Speaker 11: sort of crunch numbers with me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense.

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Speaker 5: You know, banks have to know how much house is

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Speaker 5: worth if you're going to get a loan or whatever.

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Speaker 3: I thought they're just guesstimate, I mean, the worst bank.

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Speaker 3: So is that what you're talking about is like a

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Speaker 3: coworker was with you?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: So like kind of a coworker, do you know what

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Speaker 11: I mean? Like it would say it was a woman

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Speaker 11: named Emily from a bank that I work with often.

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Speaker 1: I think we'd use the term colleague.

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Speaker 3: So you and Emily were sent out to check out

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Speaker 3: some property.

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Speaker 11: We were sent out to review the essess value of

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Speaker 11: the space on a bank that had actually shut down.

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Speaker 3: Wow, so you're in Silicon Valley and what happened?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, we do what we need to do. We're just

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Speaker 11: getting sort of everything we need and we're getting ready

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Speaker 11: to walk out the door and I realize that the

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Speaker 11: electronic doors have locked behind us into the building.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so you literally locked yourself inside a house.

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Speaker 11: Well inside a bank.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Bay, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Whenever Brooks thinks of houses, they're all like giant banks

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Speaker 3: to her.

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Speaker 7: Do you guys don't have vaults in your house?

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Speaker 1: It's actually the endless supply of dumb dumbsuckers.

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Speaker 3: So you're trapped inside of a bank with this woman who.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, with Emily from another bank in the area.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I.

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Speaker 5: Bet that's kind of creepy because it's probably super empty.

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Speaker 8: Weird, what do you do?

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Speaker 11: So? I don't know if it was because of the

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Speaker 11: being a bank, there's like more metal in the walls

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Speaker 11: or whatever, but neither of us had service in there.

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Speaker 3: What you call God just thought of this.

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Speaker 7: Even if you want to break the windows, banks don't

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Speaker 7: make breakable windows.

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Speaker 1: You'll break in Yeah, you die in there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh my god, what happened?

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Speaker 11: Well, we had this, I mean we were in there

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Speaker 11: for the night.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 11: Fortunately it wasn't a Friday, so there were some questions

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Speaker 11: the next morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's sad.

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Speaker 11: You'd think that that was the awkward situation, right, Like,

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Speaker 11: did you think that that's what I'm calling about? But

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Speaker 11: it's really not.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what's the awkward situation?

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Speaker 9: Then?

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Speaker 11: Well, the awkward situation is I get home the next

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Speaker 11: day and my girlfriend is like, where the heck were you?

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Speaker 11: And I tell her the story of what happened. Yeah,

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Speaker 11: and she is not happy.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, wait, did she think you lying? Or she

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Speaker 5: just doesn't like the idea?

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Speaker 11: After not coming home for the night, like I had

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Speaker 11: to explain for hours and hours. What had happened before

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Speaker 11: she actually believed that I was stuck in the bank

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Speaker 11: at all?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, she didn't even trust you at all.

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Speaker 11: Well, and then I told her there was actually someone

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Speaker 11: else stuck in there with me. It was Emily.

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Speaker 3: Oh and is an extra detail.

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Speaker 8: I bet you if it was Fred, she would have

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Speaker 8: been fine.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The bank part Brook.

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Speaker 3: If your husband didn't come home one night at all,

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Speaker 3: you didn't hear from him, and then he eventually gets

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Speaker 3: back the next morning, is like, you're not going to

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Speaker 3: believe this. I was locked in a bank with another woman.

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Speaker 3: How's you? What's your reaction to that?

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Speaker 5: I'd be like, you, idiot, why did you?

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Speaker 3: Pretty much how you react to everything that he does.

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Speaker 1: That's not their excuse.

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Speaker 5: I've been in other relationships prior to my marriage where

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Speaker 5: I could have seen where it'd be like, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Right, so clearly you're in an awkward situation with your

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Speaker 3: girlfriend now, But why do you need our help?

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Speaker 11: I could use some help convincing Emily to talk to

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Speaker 11: my girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, what you want your.

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Speaker 3: Her to reach out to your girlfriend to basically validate

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Speaker 3: your story?

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Speaker 11: Yes, I need a corroboration her.

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Speaker 5: Why would you believe her that is over some sort

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Speaker 5: of business line. I'm pretty sure that is the boundary

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Speaker 5: you don't cross with coworkers.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: Look, I thought about this for a long time now,

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Speaker 11: I really I think the only solution that we can

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Speaker 11: find that like a way for us to get back

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Speaker 11: to some normalcy would be for Emily to call and say, hey,

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Speaker 11: like this really happened.

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Speaker 8: I mean, that's going from the source that's got to

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Speaker 8: prove it.

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Speaker 2: Some random woman that she's ever met. Have they met before?

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Speaker 11: Like No, Emily is single, though, and that does I

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Speaker 11: did mention that, and that does make the situation.

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Speaker 3: She's just trying to give himself kudos, Like there was

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Speaker 3: this beautiful single woman I got locked in a room

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Speaker 3: with and I didn't do anything. Aren't you proud of me?

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Speaker 8: I mean freezing, I had to put my body to

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Speaker 8: keep her warm.

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Speaker 1: Did you also tell your girlfriend how hot Emily?

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Speaker 3: I was servous.

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Speaker 11: I was saying whatever I could to prove it was true.

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Speaker 1: And now I don't all that digging yourself a hole. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I hate to say, I.

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Speaker 3: Kind of agree with.

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Speaker 11: Brut I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 1: No saying that you did anything, it's not a good look.

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Speaker 3: So we're gonna try and come back and help you.

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Speaker 3: Give you a little bit of advice on how to

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Speaker 3: convince your colleague to reach out to your girlfriend to say,

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Speaker 3: we did spend an entire night in a bank together,

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Speaker 3: but nothing out of the ordinary happen.

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Speaker 1: But your boyfriend's gross and i'd never touch him.

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Speaker 3: That might be a good strategy. We'll see what we

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Speaker 3: come up with when we do your awkward Tuesday phone

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Speaker 3: call right after this. It's awkward, It's Tuesday. It's awkward

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Speaker 3: Tuesday phone call on the phone with us. Right now,

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Speaker 3: We've got a little man named Josh j O s E.

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Speaker 1: Why is this music?

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Speaker 3: Josh is a big boy, and he goes out as

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Speaker 3: a survey or to different properties and helps assess their value.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: He works with different people at the bank who also

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Speaker 3: come along to take a peek what's happening in those buildings.

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Speaker 3: And recently he was checking out an old closed bank

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Speaker 3: that went out of business accidentally locked himself inside.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that is that is actually what happens is true.

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Speaker 3: Facts, that's right. Brook locked himself in there along with

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Speaker 3: his female colleague Emily, who he did mention that just happens.

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Speaker 3: When you mentioned the name Emily, You're the worst. I

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Speaker 3: was just trying to vibe off of the music there.

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Speaker 3: But he did mention Emily a single.

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Speaker 5: Which his girlfriend super insecure that maybe that's Emily's situation situation.

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Speaker 3: It has caused a riff in his relationship with his girlfriend,

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Speaker 3: who doesn't believe him that nothing happens.

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Speaker 2: If he played that music while he told her, I

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Speaker 2: don't know if i'd believe.

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Speaker 3: We're going to give Josh some advice about how to

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Speaker 3: convince his colleague to reach out to his girlfriend and

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Speaker 3: back up their totally platonic story. Brook, what's your advice.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry you can't use the words like that.

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Speaker 5: My advice is actually for Emily for when Emily calls

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Speaker 5: your girlfriend okay, because it sounds like your girlfriend is

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Speaker 5: not going to believe anything.

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Speaker 1: Like she doesn't believe you. Why would she believe a

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Speaker 1: total stranger.

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Speaker 5: So I think the only way that Emily could convince

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Speaker 5: your girlfriend that nothing happened is if Emily believingly tells

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Speaker 5: her that she is a lesbian, not interested in men,

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Speaker 5: don't care about men, And then it's like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 5: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I even exactly exactly, so.

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Speaker 3: He can tell her that over the phone today.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's his strategy for Emily.

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Speaker 5: Like Emily doesn't need to do the work here, he

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Speaker 5: needs to come up with a plan and just has

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Speaker 5: to make the call.

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Speaker 8: She'sation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, have her change her sexual orientation

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Speaker 3: temporarily for you. That's one strategy. What do you think.

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Speaker 7: Well, look, if I've ever needed a big favorite for

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Speaker 7: many of my co workers, all you do is offer lunch.

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Speaker 7: It's what we do around here. So you say, look,

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Speaker 7: I need a big favorite. Just clear the air with

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Speaker 7: my girlfriend, and then next time you and me are

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Speaker 7: evaluating a property, I'll.

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Speaker 8: Buy lunch with food.

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Speaker 7: Lunch is good.

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Speaker 11: Lunch is good because it's like lunch is a platonic

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Speaker 11: meal found.

680
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 3: Maybe you shouldn't hang out.

681
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: Let me take you to a romantic candleate place.

682
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 8: I don't know steakhouses were open.

683
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 3: Okay, well, here we go. We're about to dial your

684
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 3: colleague Emily so that you can talk to her. Try

685
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 3: to convince her to call your girlfriend and tell her

686
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 3: nothing happened. But here we go. Remember right now, good luck?

687
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 11: Hello, Hey Emily, how are you?

688
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 9: Hey?

689
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 4: How are you?

690
00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 11: How's it going. Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. Uh, how's

691
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 11: the bank? Oh which bank? The one I worked for

692
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 11: or the one we were chapped in. Well, I've not

693
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 11: been back to the closed one. I was wondering how

694
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 11: things are going where you work. Oh, they're just calling

695
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 11: to check up on me. That's so sweet. Actually, I

696
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 11: was calling about something specific. I just wanted to debrief

697
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 11: a little bit about how crazy that was that we

698
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 11: were locked in there for a whole night. I know,

699
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 11: it was so crazy, you know, but very fun.

700
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 13: Yeah.

701
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 11: I feel like we laughed a lot, we were talking.

702
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 11: I got to know you pretty well. Yeah, like, yeah,

703
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 11: on a professional level, for sure. For sure. I feel

704
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 11: like it's good to keep those relationships.

705
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I feel like we became friends.

706
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 11: I mean, how do you feel sure? Yeah, you know,

707
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 11: there was I mean, look, he's locked in there for

708
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 11: a whole night. Of course there's friendliness about. But I

709
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 11: just wanted to I have a favor to ask. Yeah,

710
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 11: you sound really nervous. What's up? I look, I'll be

711
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 11: completely honestly, I am. I'm a little bit nervous.

712
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 13: Yeah, why are you calling to invite me back?

713
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 11: Invite you back to the abandoned bank. Oh no, I

714
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 11: look obviously like the situation was wild. And when I

715
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 11: tried to explain what happened to my girlfriend, she just

716
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 11: it took her a long time to even believe that

717
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 11: that happened to me. Yeah, what part didn't she believe?

718
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 11: She just couldn't believe that I had spent a night

719
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 11: in a bank and gotten trapped in there. And then

720
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 11: when I told her that you were trapped in there

721
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:08,240
Speaker 11: with me, she she she thought that something had happened

722
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 11: between us that didn't happen. Oh really, Okay, I'm going

723
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 11: so she's jealous, Yeah, jealous, And I think that it's

724
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 11: hard for her to wrap her head around that we

725
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 11: could have been stuck in a bank together overnight and

726
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 11: have had something happen between us. Right, but let's say

727
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 11: something did happen. Okay, right, no, but it didn't though

728
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 11: nothing did happen?

729
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,959
Speaker 13: Well, let's say it is.

730
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 11: Right, no, and whatever we were doing and we were

731
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 11: just killing time, right, like, there was nothing that happened

732
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 11: between us.

733
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 2: I mean you did watch me change.

734
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 11: Though, Uh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I

735
00:35:55,520 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 11: I watched you take off your jacket to sleep on it. Uh,

736
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 11: so I use it as a pillow. But I did

737
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 11: not watch you change quote. Okay, but you still watched.

738
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 11: I watched you take off your jacket. That's nothing. I

739
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 11: don't I don't know what. And this is so going

740
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 11: so much worse than this is going to kill me?

741
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 14: Why is she going to kill you?

742
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 11: Because the radio what where on the what's going on?

743
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 13: Where are all these people.

744
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 3: From We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in

745
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 3: the Morning, And Josh reached out to us for help

746
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 3: with this exact conversation that he never.

747
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: Even got to the question.

748
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 3: No, I'm to ask you, he asked. The whole reason

749
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 3: for this phone call, Emily is that he was wanting

750
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 3: to ask you to contact his girlfriend to let her

751
00:36:55,520 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 3: know that nothing happened that night between you two. Oh, okay,

752
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 3: do you say everything?

753
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 4: I don't know.

754
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 3: It's a good idea, we said on this call with

755
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 3: a goal. So, Josh, do you want to try asking

756
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 3: Emily that favor that you want from her, not that favor,

757
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 3: the other favorite.

758
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 11: I'm honestly nervous to ask you now, Emily, but she's

759
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 11: going to seriously a lot to me if you would

760
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 11: call my girlfriend and just tell her that there was

761
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 11: nothing physical that happened between I did the bank, okay,

762
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 11: but what is in this for me?

763
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 3: What? Well, it's it's tough to ask a woman to

764
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 3: like step into somebody's rocky relationship and solve it for them.

765
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, do it for one of you guys. That's crazy.

766
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 3: I will say. One person in this room had an

767
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 3: idea of maybe a possible reward would be a lunch.

768
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 13: Oh oh, I would love to go out with you lunch, Josh.

769
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 3: That's okay.

770
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 8: I didn't think of that.

771
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: I don't like the way she says lunch.

772
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 3: I trust that, Josh. Josh is saying just a business lunch.

773
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: Why did you use air quotes when you said business?

774
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 3: You could just what do you think, Emily?

775
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 2: We don't have to do anything fancy, you know, we

776
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 2: could just like get Chipotle.

777
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: But I feel like she's going to order guacamole.

778
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 11: I know what you're doing. We're supposed to survey an

779
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 11: abandoned Chipotle, and I'm not gonna get locked in.

780
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 1: If the whole locked in thing was an accident.

781
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:41,720
Speaker 2: Oh, I wouldn't do anything like that, You know me, right, Josh?

782
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 11: I don't know up from no, I don't know what's

783
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 11: going on a part of it.

784
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 3: All right, Well, just forward your girlfriend this podcast that

785
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 3: broke in Jeffrey and I think that'll be good, right.

786
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 11: I hope she never hears Jeffrey in the morning.

787
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 3: Experts say in order to clear your mind, it helps

788
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 3: to clear your space.

789
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 1: Why I'm so cluttered?

790
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 3: It is a major problem for someone, particularly on this show,

791
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 3: Brook Fox.

792
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: Oh my desk is the word.

793
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:22,720
Speaker 3: The giant keeps of crap literally has gotten out of control.

794
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 15: But it's like, at some point we may need some

795
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 15: of that stuff, you know, we do not.

796
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 3: It is such an eye sore that it's actually reduced

797
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 3: the property value of the whole building. And you're never

798
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 3: going to sell this property. Look, we have an important

799
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 3: segment coming up here, Brook, That's why earlier I asked

800
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 3: you if you could take just one item from the

801
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 3: wasteland that you call a workspace and throw it away forever,

802
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 3: just to get your mind right. What would it be?

803
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 3: And she didn't even hesitate. Gave me a framed photo

804
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 3: of her family to each their own, to each their own.

805
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 3: If that bothers you that much, you can throw it

806
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:01,240
Speaker 3: in the garbage.

807
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's actually the broken shard of mirror that I

808
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 5: used to put my makeup on. It's like it's still

809
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 5: you could still use it.

810
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 3: You just have to brush off the mountain of candy

811
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 3: wrappers on top of it. But hopefully her mental headspace

812
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 3: is now ready for a brilland new edition of What's

813
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 3: on Your Mind? I wonder do crabs think that we

814
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 3: all walk sideways? Oh it's broken, Jeffrey in the morning,

815
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 3: Let's all crab walk into a brand new edition of

816
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 3: What's on Your Mind where we go around the room

817
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 3: and tell everybody what we've been thinking about lately, starting

818
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 3: with missus reverse crab girl herself, Brook Brook, what's on

819
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 3: your mind?

820
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm saying this.

821
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:48,240
Speaker 5: After four years, I am.

822
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: We finished Harry Potter.

823
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 5: Fine, every single book out loud to my kids, and

824
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 5: it has taken us four years to finish.

825
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: And it was magical. I mean, honestly, it brought tears

826
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: to my eyes that the whole experience. I cried, I

827
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: literally cried.

828
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 15: What's not just that it's like what I've gone through

829
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 15: with them, we never like it's we got to experience

830
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 15: together and like this love of books and imagination and

831
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 15: and and my amazing Hagrid impersonation that I've been for

832
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 15: the last four years.

833
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 8: Oh, here we go, Hagrid.

834
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 3: This is the book, Hagrid. Though this isn't even the movie.

835
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 3: This is what it.

836
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 13: Is, all right?

837
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: Headed tell me?

838
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 9: Is I right?

839
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,720
Speaker 1: Anyway? I just want to say like it.

840
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 5: It really truly has been such a journey for us

841
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:55,760
Speaker 5: as a family, and anyone who has Harry.

842
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: Potter spoiler, I can now hear it because I know how.

843
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 8: What's what do you You're gonna do another book? What

844
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 8: do you do now.

845
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: The kids are a little older?

846
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 3: No, yeah, all right, your mind.

847
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 7: So I'm driving home from work the other day and

848
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 7: I'm at a stop light and I'm biting my fingernails.

849
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're terrible in there.

850
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 7: And I rolled my window down so I can flick

851
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 7: them outside.

852
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 5: Yeah that's you, And than the piles that he puts

853
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 5: on the Hey, I throw them away.

854
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 7: So I'm rolling out my winner to flick it out,

855
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 7: and then I see a homeless man and he like

856
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 7: make eye contact with me, and he sees my window

857
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 7: rolling down, so he thinks I'm gonna give him money.

858
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 3: I had no idea.

859
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 8: He was there. I was looking straight whatever. And then

860
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,760
Speaker 8: so now I have this guy who's like all.

861
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 3: Excited, I have this kind generous man.

862
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 8: No, but this is funny because I don't think that way.

863
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 8: I'm just more like, oh no, that's.

864
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 4: Not no, no, no no.

865
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 7: So he starts making his way to me, and I'm

866
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 7: like mouthing the words.

867
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 3: I'm like no, no, no, no, no.

868
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: And you're in a really nice car.

869
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 14: I know, I just and so this guy and I

870
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 14: feel so bad. And so then I'm like no, no,

871
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,880
Speaker 14: and he won't take no for an answer. He's like yay,

872
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,800
Speaker 14: And then the light changes.

873
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 1: So you leave him in the d I'm drive this guy.

874
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,720
Speaker 7: Homeless guy's in the middle of the street looking at.

875
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 5: Me like I just pranked him and you didn't even

876
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 5: flip you off or anything.

877
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 7: Then, like Alexa said, then I'm like, oh my god,

878
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 7: I think I do have some cash in my in

879
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 7: my and so anyway, every single day that was a

880
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 7: week ago, I have had cash.

881
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 8: Ready and I'm pulling up this he's not there, and

882
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 8: I want to find him so he knows I'm not

883
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 8: a Jersey light. I know what I did.

884
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 1: I branked a homeless guyn.

885
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 3: Get any of your fingernails out. So it feels so

886
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 3: bad Alexis, what's been on your mind.

887
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 2: I was dog sitting for Brook last weekend.

888
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 9: Thank you.

889
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: It's so fun and it was really nice, you know.

890
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna sit. Brook has a really

891
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 2: nice backyard, okay, thanks to her husband from what I hear,

892
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 2: because he's kind of really strict.

893
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he says this is his worst grass here yet.

894
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're seeing it in the low point, I thought.

895
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 2: And yeah, you're strict with your dog using it everything.

896
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 2: There's a lot of rules and I know that, okay,

897
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 2: but I'm out there and i'm you know, setting up

898
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 2: to start tanning for a few hours. But like your

899
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 2: patio furniture wasn't like directly in the sunlight. So I

900
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 2: took some chairs and I move them around. I'm out

901
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 2: there for like hours.

902
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: Okay. I go to put it away.

903
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 2: Because you're coming back and if you want, and I

904
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 2: look and the chairs dented the grass. And I freaked out, Yes,

905
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 2: freaked out because they're coming home in a few hours.

906
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, he's gonna notice.

907
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 8: And you guys know her d he's obsessed with.

908
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,399
Speaker 3: So you set fire to the house. What's the point

909
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 3: because it's the middle of.

910
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 4: The grass teachers.

911
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 2: No, I spent forty five minutes sprucing the grass with

912
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 2: my hand.

913
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: I saw where it was, and I was like, I

914
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: can like spike you back up like a hair.

915
00:44:59,239 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 9: He won't know.

916
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: Oh, I think ipset. You're saying we didn't, we didn't notice.

917
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was stressed.

918
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 5: You know, he's going to hear this and he's gonna

919
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 5: be out there with a little microscope just like.

920
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 1: That's worried.

921
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 4: It's right.

922
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 1: I'll blame the kids. Yeah, that's what you're always supposed

923
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: to do. I should have got like some kids toys there.

924
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 5: Yeah.

925
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

926
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 3: I hired a dog trainer to come to my house?

927
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 9: You did.

928
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 3: Bigel's been having some behavioral.

929
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: Problems anymore from his dad can even.

930
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 3: Take him to the trampoline park anymore. And he's missing

931
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 3: out birthday parties. So he just gets too amped. And

932
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 3: so this dog trainer lady comes over. He's very nice,

933
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 3: and she says that I've been disciplining him all wrong,

934
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 3: and she starts showing me, like what to do, how

935
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 3: to do it?

936
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 8: This is good?

937
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: Is it helpful?

938
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 3: To It is helpful? Because whenever he does a bad behavior.

939
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to just immediately like correct him right there

940
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 3: and say no. But instead of no, she specifically wants

941
00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 3: me to.

942
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: Yell night wait in German German for no.

943
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 3: Which it does feel. It felt weird to me, but

944
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 3: she's like it's more effective because the dogs hear it differently,

945
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 3: and there's just like a natural assertiveness when you say nine,

946
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 3: I mean German.

947
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: Your language is scary.

948
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. Fast forward to me later that afternoon at the

949
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 3: dog park, yelling.

950
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 8: Nine, ye, bagel nine.

951
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 3: It is not a good look for me.

952
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: How many things don't get wrong.

953
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 3: He's very, very excited when he meets new people and

954
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 3: new dogs.

955
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 8: Please tell me you were wearing a suit or some

956
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 8: kind of formal outfit.

957
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 7: No, I was not, but it was like from the barber.

958
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 3: A lot of people at the park were definitely avoiding me,

959
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 3: and the nine did not work.

960
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 8: I will stop that.

961
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 5: And if you're yelling like that, it looks like you

962
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 5: should have a really scary dog.

963
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, is some sort of sweet little white heaveness like

964
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 3: fifteen pounds, but he won't behave and I'm just yelling nine, nine,

965
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 3: bagel nine, So I don't think it's helping and I'm glad.

966
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: That you gave the training three days.

967
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 3: I really tried. I really tried. So you might need

968
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 3: to call a new trainer. That's what's on our minds.

969
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 3: Text in seventy eight five nine to two, tell us

970
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 3: what's been on yours. It's Brook and Jeffrey in.

971
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 9: The morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Broke.

972
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 3: Sometimes I wonder, are you battling the listeners every day

973
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:33,280
Speaker 3: or are you really just battling yourself? Oh no, because

974
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 3: you're one win away from double digits, a chance to

975
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 3: finally look at yourself in the mirror without the usual

976
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,879
Speaker 3: shame and regret about your life traces. This is your

977
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:47,720
Speaker 3: opportunity to look and say, just once I did something.

978
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 3: Yet is that where you're your heads at?

979
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 5: I mean a little bit, because yesterday I saw my

980
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 5: mom and she was like, why aren't you going to

981
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 5: put makeup on?

982
00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 9: No?

983
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 5: Mom, I'm not okay, And then she forced me to

984
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 5: try her new makeup primer.

985
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 1: It's like, leave me alone. I like my face the

986
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: way you made it.

987
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 8: After today, you can say, mom, I haven't doubled to

988
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 8: just streaking trivia?

989
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,919
Speaker 7: Yeah, back off.

990
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 3: Well, you may have given up on yourself, but at

991
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 3: least your mom hasn't. So let's get to the game here.

992
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 3: And the good news is you've got Peter on the phone,

993
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 3: who last time you absolutely destroyed him and he said,

994
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 3: Brook is really smart. So, Peter, what does that say

995
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 3: about you?

996
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 11: At least I try?

997
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 3: I'm trying. You're trying, Okay?

998
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: You know what the best we could do in this world?

999
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 4: Peter?

1000
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 3: What do you say to yourself when you look in

1001
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 3: the mirror every day? Peter?

1002
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 11: You you are awesome?

1003
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:47,799
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're definitely doing better than all of us

1004
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 3: when we look in the mirror. So let's get to

1005
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 3: the game here. You got thirty seconds answer as many

1006
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:53,399
Speaker 3: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could

1007
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 3: say pass. But you have to beat Brooke outright if

1008
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 3: you want to win. Are you ready?

1009
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 11: I'm ready?

1010
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 3: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today is

1011
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 3: National Picnic Day. What's the official name of the checkered

1012
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 3: tablecloth fabric you'd see on a picnic blanket? What does

1013
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 3: CSI stand for?

1014
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 11: From a old path?

1015
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 3: There are two different hemispheres? What are they?

1016
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 9: Nor?

1017
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 3: What is the official title of someone who studies languages?

1018
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 3: At only one hundred and forty miles long. Which state

1019
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:33,879
Speaker 3: shares the shortest border with Mexico, Nevada? All right, right,

1020
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 3: well done, Peter. Well I don't know that for sure,

1021
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 3: but I'm just going to say that to make you

1022
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,479
Speaker 3: feel good. So a good job, Peter, and let's bring

1023
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 3: Brook back into the studio. Now. I'm seeing on the

1024
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 3: screener here that Peter works as a Sioux chef and

1025
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 3: apparently you cook. Your favorite thing to cook is Filipino food,

1026
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 3: So like spicy peanut butter jelly sandwiches. What do you

1027
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 3: cook with Filipino food?

1028
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 11: My favorite dish is a synagogue. It's kind of like

1029
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 11: a stew Yum.

1030
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 8: You make a good pen set?

1031
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, how laughed at you?

1032
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 3: Now we got Brooked back in the studio. So it's

1033
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 3: her turn. Are you ready?

1034
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm ready.

1035
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is National Picnic Day. What's

1036
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 3: the official name of the checkered tablecloth fabric you can

1037
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 3: see on a bit thank it? What does CSI stand for.

1038
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: Crime Solving Inspections?

1039
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 3: There are two different hemispheres? What are they?

1040
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 1: Son?

1041
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 3: What's the official title of someone who studies languages?

1042
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: Oh?

1043
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,359
Speaker 3: Linguist at only one hundred and forty miles long, which

1044
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 3: state shares the shortest border with Mexico.

1045
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 1: Oh, Louisiana, this.

1046
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 3: Might be a close one. Today, let's head on over

1047
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 3: to the scoreboard to see how you bolted with Jose.

1048
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 3: Does someone need a hug? Peter?

1049
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 8: You got one today. You did get the.

1050
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 7: Same amount of questions, you got three.

1051
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: But it sounds like he did better than last time. Peter, Right,

1052
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.

1053
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 3: It's gonna have to figure out something else to say

1054
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 3: to himself in the mirror today. But let's go over

1055
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 3: the answers. It's National Picnic Day. The name of the

1056
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:25,720
Speaker 3: checkered tablecloth fabric you'd see on a picnic blanket is Gingham.

1057
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 3: That can come in a lot of different colors. It's

1058
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 3: usually wet. The CSI stands for crime Scene Investigation.

1059
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: Couldn't think of what that middle one was.

1060
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 3: The two different hemispheres are the Northern and the Southern hemisphere.

1061
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 3: The official title of someone who studies language is a

1062
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 3: linguist and only one hundred and forty miles long. The

1063
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 3: state with the shortest border with Mexico would be California.

1064
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: It's so weird, you think.

1065
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 3: It's just the very bottom of it.

1066
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: I was like, does luisay to touch it. I can't remember.

1067
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:53,919
Speaker 8: It's like right, Mexic gold.

1068
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 3: I don't think Nevada touches the border of Mexico, which

1069
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 3: was Peter's guests Yeah, son.

1070
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 7: You imagine Peter drunk one night in Vegas being like

1071
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 7: you guys, let's go right for the border.

1072
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, right there, Peter. It was a good effort, but

1073
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 3: not enough to beat Brooke today just for playing, though,

1074
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 3: you do win twenty six dollars in Dick's driving vouchers

1075
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Speaker 3: burger joining and serving up fresh, never frozen, juicy Burger's

1077
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Speaker 3: handcuff Priese hand dipshake since nineteen fifty four with nine

1078
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Speaker 3: locations in the Seattle area.

1079
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 8: Get a dix to log.

1080
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 11: Thank you.

1081
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have any tips for the home chefs?

1082
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: What are we doing wrong? Yeah, since you're a real chef.

1083
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 11: You guys are too angry.

1084
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 3: Angry, don't cook angry. It's a good point.

1085
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 1: I hate the tomatoes.

1086
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 8: So many peanuts on this peanut butter and jail.

1087
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 3: Actually that was really helpful. Thank you, Peter. We'll have

1088
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 3: you back for more hot cooking tips. The next time

1089
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 3: we play Windbrooks Bugs with the happy chef, Yes we will.

1090
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 3: We're gonna do it again, same time tomorrow

1091
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.