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Speaker 1: You hear me confession, I can't take back all arms.

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Speaker 2: Speaker got a text into seven eighty five nine two

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Speaker 2: that says, sometimes when I play Never Have I Ever

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Speaker 2: with my friends, I'll lie and say I've done stuff before,

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Speaker 2: just so I don't seem lame, Am I a bad person?

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Speaker 3: That's pretty funny to imagine.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that's from Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, now picturing the game of Never Have I Ever,

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Speaker 3: where everybody is lying. Yeah, they're all admitting that they've

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Speaker 3: never done Oh yeah, we've all hooked up with Aerosmith.

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Speaker 3: Actually that's kind of believable. But you know what, that's

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Speaker 3: why we created this segment where you don't have to

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Speaker 3: lie about your life mistakes. Because we'll disguise your voice.

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Speaker 3: You can be honest and anonymous when you're on the

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Speaker 3: mass speaker and one of our listeners is ready to

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Speaker 3: share a confession with zero lies. This time he's shows

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Speaker 3: in the fake name Andy. So, and do you swear

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Speaker 3: to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 3: Thank you brook.

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Speaker 1: Oh and I will nothing but the truth?

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Speaker 2: All right, I definitely will.

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Speaker 3: With that voice Andy Brooks right hand raised ready voice

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Speaker 3: Handerry is on Andy, You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 3: tell us your confession.

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Speaker 1: So, my girlfriend, she wanted me to go to her

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Speaker 1: sister's wedding with her a couple of months ago.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I mean you're her boyfriend, so that's kind of

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Speaker 3: what your duty is, right. How long have you guys

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Speaker 3: been dating.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we've been together a couple of years.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so definitely your job.

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Speaker 3: The family probably knows you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but here's the problem. So my boys, they were

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Speaker 1: playing in a guy's golf trip that same weekend. I'm

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Speaker 1: already not gonna like the decision you made.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the room is instantly split. Jeff and I are

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Speaker 3: kind of sympathetic towards you. Gotta do it man, golf

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Speaker 3: trip trip, golf.

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Speaker 1: Show up. It gets better, Fellas they're playing Pebble Beach.

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Speaker 3: Pebble iconic golf course.

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Speaker 1: People are gonna be epic.

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Speaker 3: You have to wait so long for reservations on that course.

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Speaker 1: And they had a house rented on the water. You know,

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Speaker 1: for those who know, it's one of the best courses

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Speaker 1: in the world. Celebrities play there all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you don't have to hype it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the boys are on your side.

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Speaker 3: It's like a once in a lifetime trip. I mean,

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Speaker 3: her sister's probably gonna get married who knows.

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Speaker 1: How many Jeffrey and is probably made of honor.

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Speaker 2: Like you need to be at that wedding. I am sorry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you hit the nail right on the head

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Speaker 1: because my girlfriend wasn't the wedding, she was the maid

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Speaker 1: of honor.

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Speaker 3: Yes, sister, this is such a predicament. No, it's not.

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Speaker 1: It's an easy decision. My defense. That means I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be at the wedding just hanging out by myself the

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Speaker 1: whole day, or sitting with their family.

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Speaker 3: You've been dating for years, You're fine, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now here I am, though, I'm waiting the options. Do

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Speaker 1: I go to Pebble Beach or do I go, say,

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Speaker 1: at a wedding by myself?

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Speaker 3: So it sounds to me like do I be single

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Speaker 3: or do I say in my relationship?

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Speaker 1: What do you do? Andy? I came up with a plan,

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Speaker 1: and I do feel guilty.

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Speaker 3: I'm so proud.

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Speaker 2: I can hear.

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Speaker 3: As long as you feel guilty, then it's okay, what.

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Speaker 1: A little proud, But I do feel guilty. One of

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Speaker 1: my friends has got COVID not too long before I happened. Okay, right,

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Speaker 1: and he had as positive at home test. Still, so

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Speaker 1: a couple of days before the wedding, I had him

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Speaker 1: swing by with a bag with the test in it

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Speaker 1: and oh my god, I took those. I showed him

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Speaker 1: to my girlfriend. I said, hey, I'm sorry, I'm positive.

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Speaker 1: I can't go to the wedding.

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Speaker 3: And you go to a wedding because you'll get every

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Speaker 3: y Yeah, yeah, but how is that going to work?

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Speaker 2: You can't then go to the golf trip.

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Speaker 1: But you can go to the golf course if you

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Speaker 1: swear your friends in secrecy.

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Speaker 3: You didn't tell your girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, she still doesn't know. And that's why we're

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Speaker 1: doing the voice changing things.

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Speaker 3: When she she was at the wedding out of town

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Speaker 3: and you stayed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to Pebble Beach and I told my friend.

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Speaker 1: I said, hey, I can't be in any photos. Don't

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Speaker 1: tag me. This is dangerous because you think you got

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Speaker 1: away with it. But it's only been a couple months,

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Speaker 1: and I can guarantee you in the next year there's

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Speaker 1: going to be some function where your buddy it gets

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Speaker 1: a little drunk and it's like, hey, remember when you

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Speaker 1: and she overhears it.

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Speaker 3: I'm not out of the clear.

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Speaker 2: You are going to get caught.

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Speaker 3: Was your girlfriend ever skeptical during the whole trip, So

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Speaker 3: you know.

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Speaker 1: I did have to think fast because we were out

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Speaker 1: on the course right and then every now and then

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Speaker 1: my girl, she would FaceTime, Oh shoot, I would have

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Speaker 1: to run to a bathroom and just like get up

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Speaker 1: against the wall. You know, it's just like a blank

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Speaker 1: white wall, and then or a pillow with you.

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Speaker 2: On the course, put it behind your bea.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have to pillow, but I did tell you.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm sorry, I feel bad. I can't

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Speaker 1: really talk too much. I think I need to go

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Speaker 1: sleep some more.

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Speaker 3: Mess hearing in the background for.

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Speaker 1: So I was getting like text from her family too, because,

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Speaker 1: as I said, we've been together a couple of years.

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Speaker 1: I know them. They weren't be like, oh, I hope

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Speaker 1: you feel better. Wish you could have been here for

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Speaker 1: this big moment. And I'm like, oh, yeah, this moment

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Speaker 1: over here might be bigger, but oh, thank you. I

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Speaker 1: will say this. I will say that her family they're

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Speaker 1: very sweet. When I got home from Pebble Beach, there

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Speaker 1: was a care package at the house. Are you did

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Speaker 1: you feel like a jerk opening it. I did feel

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Speaker 1: like a jerk opening it. And they had like drinks

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Speaker 1: in their fruit for some reason, I don't know, just

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Speaker 1: the stuff. They thought that you would help me. So

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Speaker 1: I'm over here pouring things down to drain the tall.

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Speaker 2: Oh smart though, how'd you play at Pebble Beach? That

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Speaker 2: wasn't worth it?

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Speaker 1: Oh, definitely worth it.

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Speaker 3: I imagine the irony though, of him, like traveling and doing

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Speaker 3: all that stuff with friends, and he comes back and

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Speaker 3: actually gets He's like, honey, I'm so sick of COVID.

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Speaker 3: She's like yeah, She's like, that's the eighth time this month.

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Speaker 1: Keep coming out with damn dude.

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Speaker 3: Well you got away with it, yo. We're going to

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Speaker 3: hear from him in six months.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you he's going to be single and

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Speaker 1: on a second.

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Speaker 2: Date update or something.

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Speaker 3: Text in is seventy eighty five nine too. If you

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Speaker 3: have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide

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Speaker 3: your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next

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Speaker 3: mass speaker. Phone taps coming up

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Speaker 1: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,