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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firms Represents Minute Morning Show. Okay, who wants to do

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Speaker 1: the driver's test? Oh? Should do it all right? Different

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Speaker 1: state right? Correct? Yes, this is the written test before

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Speaker 1: you take your sample questions. Yeah. So, for instance, gandhi,

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Speaker 1: if another vehicle is passing you on the left, you

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Speaker 1: should blank until the vehicle has safely passed you a

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Speaker 1: pull over and stop be slow down slightly and keep

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Speaker 1: to the left. See increase your speed and keep to

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Speaker 1: the right, or d slow down slightly and stay centered

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Speaker 1: in your lane. Now, well, I would like to choose

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Speaker 1: speed up. Yeah, I know what. I'm supposed to slow

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Speaker 1: down and stay to the right so that they can

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Speaker 1: pass me. That wasn't an option, That's what he said.

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Speaker 1: Slightly and stay centerity where is give him the finger?

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Speaker 1: I want to say, I want to they can't get

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Speaker 1: back in line. Are absolutely gonna be just over the top. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: here's here's one scary for for better visibility and fog

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Speaker 1: rain or snow, use interior lights, emergency lights, high beam

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Speaker 1: headlights or low beam headlights are you thinking about because

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Speaker 1: it should be high beam lobeam. But my tendency is

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Speaker 1: to go for the high beams. But no, it's wrong

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Speaker 1: because fog. If you if you put your high beams

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Speaker 1: on and fog, it'll bounce back by I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: with low beams on this. It's trick question. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: not act question to your question. It's a question a

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Speaker 1: millionaire he like talked his way. So I think if

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Speaker 1: you think, if you think it through rationally, logically, you'll

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Speaker 1: come up with the right answer every t Unless you

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Speaker 1: don't know that high beams bounce off fogg. It goes

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Speaker 1: the more of Yeah, but if you're a new driver,

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Speaker 1: you've never seen that before. Question, that's a knowledge question.

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Speaker 1: He still got it right. Yeah, let him thank you

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Speaker 1: much better. So, Danielle, which of these following statements about

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Speaker 1: work zones is false? Speed up? Ay? You must obey

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Speaker 1: a flag person's directions. Be The fine for speeding in

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Speaker 1: the work zone is doubled only when workers are there.

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Speaker 1: See some work zones are mobile or d work zone

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Speaker 1: warning signs are often posted ahead of the work zone.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say b B Yeah, that only if someone's there.

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Speaker 1: Very good drivers, you shouldn't be that excited about knowing

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Speaker 1: what you do every day. Um, and she has she

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Speaker 1: has the emoji on her head. So uh, Scotty, Yes,

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Speaker 1: you may not pass a vehicle on the left if

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Speaker 1: A your lane has a broken white center line. B

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Speaker 1: your lane has a solid yellow center line, see you

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Speaker 1: are far away from a curve. Or D your lane

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Speaker 1: has a broken yellow center line. B you may not

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Speaker 1: pass up it as a solid yellow. Very good. Ye,

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Speaker 1: well I took her. I took our driver's hays not

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Speaker 1: that long ago for the bus. So this is still

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Speaker 1: pretty fresh from its yellow. Broken yellow means you can

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Speaker 1: pass in the other direction, but that's broken white, no

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Speaker 1: broken yellows if you got to go onto the other

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Speaker 1: side into oncoming trafic, but that's yeah, yeah, And there's

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Speaker 1: usually two lines that indicates, you know, the one side

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Speaker 1: can pass whatever. Um okay, So that one's pretty easy.

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Speaker 1: Uh hang on, give me one a second here talking

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Speaker 1: amongst you. So here, this one's very challenging because I

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Speaker 1: don't know this. It's the less froggy. In New York City.

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Speaker 1: The speed limit is blank except where otherwise posted. Forty

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Speaker 1: fifty five an hour, twenty five miles per hour, or

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Speaker 1: thirty five miles in New York City. New York City

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Speaker 1: on regular streets right, not on the highway unless posted.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I have no idea, I've never I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with thirty five and the one non

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Speaker 1: New Yorker right, it's not no, it's correct. Didn't they

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Speaker 1: like do a whole big campaign like twenty five between

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Speaker 1: twenty five and thirty five. Twenty five, if you get

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Speaker 1: hit by a car, you can survive, but thirty five

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Speaker 1: not so much. I don't know. We'll see here. Like

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Speaker 1: this question I'm about to give you, it's it's kind

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Speaker 1: of fucked up because you don't really know this. You

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Speaker 1: just do it, right, Okay, So Garrett, in New York State,

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Speaker 1: the way, I was a C plus student in my

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Speaker 1: entire life. This has nothing to do with that. In

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Speaker 1: New York State, vehicles approaching from Actually it kind of does.

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Speaker 1: When you hear the question. In New York State, vehicles

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Speaker 1: approaching from either direction must stop at least blank feet

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Speaker 1: from a stopped school bus with its red lights flashing.

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Speaker 1: How the fund do you know that? I should know that,

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Speaker 1: but I don't see fifteen feet five ft or ten ft.

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Speaker 1: I don't know very good. But like that's such a

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Speaker 1: particular thing, right, Like you just stopped to study that,

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Speaker 1: like who is going to get a ticket where the

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Speaker 1: cop pulls out of tape measuring? So sorry, your he

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Speaker 1: does the same apply for like ice cream trucks because

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Speaker 1: they have the same like stop selling when they play.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's recognized by these states. Should be Okay,

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Speaker 1: everybody knows this one. Everybody knows this one. Sorry, some

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Speaker 1: of these are really easy, but it looks like he's

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Speaker 1: an evil villain from like an X Men. This is okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: here Brodie. At railroad crossing, flashing red lights, lowered crossing gates,

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Speaker 1: or ringing bells mean that you must stop at least

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Speaker 1: fifteen feet from the railroad tracks. You must change lanes,

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Speaker 1: you must slow down and proceed with caution, or a

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Speaker 1: train has just passed. You must stopt before. Yeah, very good, Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: these are quite simple. Okay, all right, but it had

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Speaker 1: but it's the same thing like when Danielle was on

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Speaker 1: the game show and like she had a simple question, right,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So when you get to

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Speaker 1: the driver's set, take the driver's test, panic exactly. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you can tell by the zoom room,

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Speaker 1: but I'm bored by the way, still one of the

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Speaker 1: funniest scenes of television history. If you have a chance.

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Speaker 1: From No, No, let's end it right now from the

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Speaker 1: TV show Taxi and Christopher Lloyd who plays a drug

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Speaker 1: addict and he's trying to cheat on the test, and

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Speaker 1: so his co workers are off to the side at

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Speaker 1: the table and he's trying to get them to tell

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Speaker 1: him what a yellow light means. So he says, what

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Speaker 1: does a yellow light mean? And they look and they

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Speaker 1: go slow down, and he goes, what does a yellow

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Speaker 1: light mean? And they go slow down, and he keeps

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Speaker 1: slowing down because he's, you know, an idiot. You have

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Speaker 1: to see the scene. Google it. I guess you had

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Speaker 1: to be there. Mash Yeah, all right, anybody else, I'm

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Speaker 1: feeling very emily in parish right, look great, nice parade. Okay,

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Speaker 1: nobody that's listening can see any of this ship if

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Speaker 1: they're not, if they're not watching it Spotify radio or

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Speaker 1: something not necessarily not order because Gandhi and I are

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Speaker 1: having too much fun with the filters, to be honest,

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Speaker 1: More people watch it on YouTube. I Got Pizza on

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Speaker 1: my Head podcast. You sounding like a hater because you

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Speaker 1: don't have filters pretty piste because my my freaking computer,

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Speaker 1: his machine, as he called this machine is not capable,

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Speaker 1: meaning get a new computer capable. It means you're a loser.

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Speaker 1: That I literally have a like a six year old

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Speaker 1: think pad from the last station I was at. This

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Speaker 1: thing takes it, so this does yours have? My computer

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Speaker 1: is at least twelve years old. It works, Piggy is

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Speaker 1: still Maybe it's because it's a math. We done now?

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Speaker 1: You checked out like five minutes ago. No, we got

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Speaker 1: a lot of time left. I mean, whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: I had something, anybody else have anything? I think I

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Speaker 1: had to have a question. So when I was with

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Speaker 1: my cousins and Sedona, we're playing that game Privacy, which

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Speaker 1: was super fun with them. One of the questions was,

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Speaker 1: when's the last time you lied? Oh? Anyone want to

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Speaker 1: confess ten years ago? Damn it just now? I think

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Speaker 1: I lie every day. I think we all have little

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Speaker 1: white lies every day, right Like, anytime Idy ask me

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Speaker 1: how you doing, I'm fine, that's a lie. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever thrown someone for a loop and said freaking awful?

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Speaker 1: They don't know what to say out? Well, okay, it's

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Speaker 1: so funny. I walked into Scotty studio the other day

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Speaker 1: and I go, how you doing. Scotty goes fucking miserable,

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Speaker 1: happily like that, and I walked out, Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: I walked out like good here, and I'm out, Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think we all lie every day, right,

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Speaker 1: I think we lie every day. I so trying to

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Speaker 1: think if I lied today about something. I don't think

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Speaker 1: I have yet, but the day is young. I when

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Speaker 1: I was in Sidona, I was posting pictures and all

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Speaker 1: these people are like, oh my god, it's so beautiful,

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Speaker 1: and I would write back like, oh I wish you

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Speaker 1: were here, lie, I didn't wish anybody there. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know what I said. I might have didn't wish

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Speaker 1: anybody was there. It was a perfect group. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why was saying it, but I was just trying

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Speaker 1: to be nice and it was stupid. I was lying, Well,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of one of those things you say just

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Speaker 1: to be nice, right, yeah, why yeah? But I like

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Speaker 1: thumbs up. What about when somebody says miss you and

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Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, I miss you too, and you're like,

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Speaker 1: no one else's gonna block us, bye bye bye. I

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Speaker 1: can't take it. Seriously, when we look like the fifteen

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Speaker 1: minute morning show,