WEBVTT - Me And Yo Baby Getting Married

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<v Speaker 1>All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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<v Speaker 1>right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for

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<v Speaker 1>today subject that thing terrifies me. Who'll wait till you

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<v Speaker 1>hear this letter? But right now the nephew is here

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<v Speaker 1>with today's praying phone call. Come on there or in

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<v Speaker 1>some cases, daddy, nee, I love daddy? Do do y'all

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<v Speaker 1>ready for? Yeah? Me and your baby getting married? Me

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<v Speaker 1>and your baby getting married, me and your baby. Get

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<v Speaker 1>what are you talking to? Man? I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure me and your baby getting married. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>cat read it. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to read. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to read. Mr. Yes, Mr, how you doing. I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me let me make you I'm calling the right person.

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<v Speaker 1>Your daughter is Crystal? Okay, cool, Yeah, I got the

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<v Speaker 1>right pert. Hey listen, Well, I wanted to do Mr

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<v Speaker 1>Richards's called and introduce myself to you and let you

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<v Speaker 1>know who I was. My name is Jeff, Jeff, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh you know, pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>like the last five or six months, and I wanted to, um,

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<v Speaker 1>let you know that I'm very, very interested in and

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<v Speaker 1>and I know this is kind of crazy for you.

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<v Speaker 1>To get a phone call for me when I'm very

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<v Speaker 1>interested in in Crystal right now, and I wanted to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I just wanted to do the man thing

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<v Speaker 1>and just reach out to your man and say I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really interested in and uh in marrying your daughter and

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<v Speaker 1>marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what my name is,

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff jell Okay, Jeff, Jeff listen. I'm very close with

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter, and my daughter has never ever mentioned you.

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<v Speaker 1>I talked to my daughter every day. Wow, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what's else about what it's been like about five

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<v Speaker 1>close to six months that me and Cristal been you know,

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<v Speaker 1>going out, you know, up here at the school. But

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<v Speaker 1>what I want to do is tell you that I

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<v Speaker 1>really really really like Crystal man. Uh, and I want

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<v Speaker 1>to call and tell you that, you know, I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>really interested in May and Crystal. You know, I want

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<v Speaker 1>I really do want Cristal to be my wife. Well, again,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard you before, and my daughter has never

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<v Speaker 1>ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating anybody right now.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughters in grad school. I understand that, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we you know, it's been you know, we've been you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a little back and forth or whatever, But you know

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<v Speaker 1>the main thing and me and Crystal really you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we really, we really do love each other. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to but if you love my daughter, she would have

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<v Speaker 1>told me that she was in love with someone. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, you know, And maybe it's a situation

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<v Speaker 1>where christ is like a little maybe a little uneasy

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<v Speaker 1>about talking to you about it. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter can talk to me about anything. We talk

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<v Speaker 1>every day, right right, Just you like you, I talked

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<v Speaker 1>to my daughter every day, your daughter? And how old

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<v Speaker 1>is your daughter? My daughter? Fifteen? Hold hold on a minute, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you say your daughter was fifteen, right right? Right? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Well how old are you? How far the six forty six,

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<v Speaker 1>forty six years old? He want to man, twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>year old daughter? He let me say this right here.

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<v Speaker 1>Love ain't got no limit, man, And I understand, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little shocked at first about the age

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<v Speaker 1>difference between us, but you get you know what, man, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And I understand that. But what I'm trying to explain

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<v Speaker 1>to you, man, is that it's come of time. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>when you just you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Love just love is love man, and you've been locked

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<v Speaker 1>up on parole at the university on work, releasing that

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm I'm gonna say this, man,

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal is just a beautiful person. Man. Hold on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you calling me at the Blue Daughter. Look, man, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>never work. I got a lot of work on my

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<v Speaker 1>damn desk and you're calling me telling me, uh, former

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<v Speaker 1>gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>year old daughter. And you damn that fifty you damn

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<v Speaker 1>that my age, you want to marry my daughter. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to talk to you. But what I

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<v Speaker 1>need to do is I need to talk to Crystal

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<v Speaker 1>and get to the bottom of this. That's what the

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<v Speaker 1>hell I need to do. Hey, I don't understand that. Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>He was probably gonna I want to talk to and

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't got no problem with it. What I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to explain to you is that man, little ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>no limit. Man, It's just something that album. Crystal love me,

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<v Speaker 1>I love huh and and it is what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to try to get your blessings on this.

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<v Speaker 1>Get my love still, man, he get gonna marry my daughter? No,

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter been a private school. I love damn life,

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do all four years of college and he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to grad school and you're gonna man my daughter. You

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<v Speaker 1>know you're working me. I understand that. What I'm what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to explain to you that you know what, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes love is right the second time around. You understand

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. Hell you mean a second time? I

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<v Speaker 1>got kids already. What I'm trying to say is it

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<v Speaker 1>didn't work out with me on the first time. What

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to do, Man, it just called you. It's

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<v Speaker 1>solidified the culinary experienced he got to doing. Dude, what

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<v Speaker 1>the hell is you talking about it? Listen? Look, look, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna find out what the hell is going on,

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<v Speaker 1>because man, I'm not even trying to have this conversation

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<v Speaker 1>with you, and I understand all that. I understand what

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying. What I want to say to you is

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<v Speaker 1>just right here, Crystal is twenty five. Even if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't agree with this here, we're gonna eat low and

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<v Speaker 1>make sure that we get it. Look a here, you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't doing things with my daughter unless it's mine. You

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<v Speaker 1>look here, man, you ain't doing. Uh, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know your jail bird. You ain't doing. I'm gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter final. You really are lost your mind. You

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<v Speaker 1>just think your old jail bird is gonna be marry

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<v Speaker 1>and my daughter my said, it's not a future. You

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<v Speaker 1>ain't got the head. That's wrong with Jill. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna sit there and go back and forth. But you,

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<v Speaker 1>Mrs Me and Crystal getting married. That will not happen

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<v Speaker 1>under any circumstances, not what you think. The circumstances are

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<v Speaker 1>me and Crystal getting married. That's it. Not the love. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know what the wrong you think you are. It's

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with you about I know what that's gotta be.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing I need to say, and

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<v Speaker 1>then me and Crystal just gonna come over there and

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<v Speaker 1>dry down there and tell you exactly what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>in our life right now. Something you got to say

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<v Speaker 1>to me? Are you listening to me? Yes? What the

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<v Speaker 1>hell you got to say to me? I got to

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<v Speaker 1>say this. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter, Crystal

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<v Speaker 1>and her boyfriend. I'm outside of my job. I'm crazy. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>your baby girl just wanted to put a smile on

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<v Speaker 1>your face. Man, I gotta ask you what it is?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land Harvey Morning Show? What y'all think? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>That was great? And you were over there? Yeah, alright, y'all,

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<v Speaker 1>case you missed it earlier, there is a summer suaret

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<v Speaker 1>going down in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, w d A s Summer

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<v Speaker 1>Square hosted by yours truly meeting a few timmy. I

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<v Speaker 1>will be there at the Grand ball Room at one

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<v Speaker 1>First District Plaza in Philly. It is the same weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>How what a coincidence, right as the cop Alpha Side

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<v Speaker 1>Attorney Incorporated Conclave that's going down in Philly. So all

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<v Speaker 1>my brothers is coming to the conclave. Come hang out

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<v Speaker 1>with your boy Friday night and DS as we have

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<v Speaker 1>the summer swore. The very next day, I'm on a plane.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm headed to what Sagonall Sagonall, Michigan, Huntington Event Park

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<v Speaker 1>at Dow Events and a seven pm it jumps off

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<v Speaker 1>and then you never know, Shirley and Carlin might show up.

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<v Speaker 1>August Thirtie later day weekend, but sells the Blues and

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<v Speaker 1>Jazz Supper Club to fivety two Saturday. On drums. We

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<v Speaker 1>have Carlin Ferrell and over there on percussions, and oh

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry saxophone is the one and only Shirley Strawberry.

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<v Speaker 1>Come see my band, Come see the supper Junior, the

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<v Speaker 1>back cooking. Uh Jay is the matre d y'all come

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<v Speaker 1>on out. But there's the Blues and Jay a supper club.

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<v Speaker 1>The Nephew will be in town Labor Day weekend, Friday

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<v Speaker 1>and Saturday. Tickets on sale right now. Let's do a

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<v Speaker 1>duet Nephew. Up next, it's the Strawberry Letters subject. That

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<v Speaker 1>thing terrifies me. We'll get into it right after this