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Speaker 1: Hey everyone, and welcome to Stradio Lab. You know it.

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Speaker 1: Depending on how we edit this, you've probably been listening

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Speaker 1: villains are called, and it was got Mad Gaga Chandra.

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Speaker 1: It is like it's a transformer vibe Gagatandra, like the

420
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Speaker 1: car turns into a gun. Absolutely, and I think that

421
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: pleas my wife. She's very cheic. She was hit by

422
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: a gagatron Dra. I want to come out of this

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00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: episode with a whole new language, like a pair of

424
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: paragraph that makes no sense to anyone who hasn't listened.

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00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm feeling so blessed and I'm feeling,

426
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: I'm I'm the riffs, honey, they're on today. I mean,

427
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: did come in with an energy that was so that

428
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: almost allowed me to be myself for the first time

429
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: in my life, Like please on back. What that means? Well,

430
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: you know, you never know. So often we're like we're

431
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: so nervous about something going well or not nervous about

432
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: it going well. But you know, it's like it takes

433
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: a lot for three different people to be on the

434
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: same page. Um. And I think with the birth of

435
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: bow Bender, the new day bow Bender is us doing

436
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: in a new era of My first word is gad,

437
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I would love at least gag. Gag

438
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: actually is like a pretty simple like you could ensure

439
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: his first word is that could be or that could

440
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: be your your gay uncle thing. Also, I mean, I

441
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: think it would be even more iconic if the first

442
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: sorry iconic is the only word we can use. Still, um, well,

443
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: we haven't find it found a suitable replacement, of course,

444
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: but um is, if I could get bow Bender's first

445
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: word to be just wig my dad, I can't. It's

446
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: hard to tell if he's being completely serious or if

447
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: it there were a few words in between but he

448
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: insists that my first words were no and fuck. I

449
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: simply don't buy it. He said it was up there

450
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: and that it was really upsetting. Maybe you were saying

451
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: like no, fuck, like you were trying to censor it,

452
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: like he was like fucking You were like no fun,

453
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: no fuck, no fuck. I Also, my mom had a

454
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: tumor went with me, so my head came out really long.

455
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: You know. They give me the little caps and they

456
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: like roll up the caps like you do with the beanie.

457
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: Mine was unrolled all the way because my head was

458
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: so long. And the one of the first things my

459
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: dad said when he saw me was is it going

460
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: to stay like that? Sorry? Oh god. I had a

461
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: similar thing where so I allegedly ate my own poop

462
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: in the womb, thank you. And then when I came out,

463
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: what any questions out? Your teeth were brown? Your little

464
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: poopy fingers. My first word was poop. Very like fat

465
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 1: baby and fat teen and like my grandma. My grandmother's

466
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 1: are like very not shy about being like George, he's fat,

467
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: you know, like it was, and so so the running

468
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: joke was like George was trying to eat his own poop.

469
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: That's how fatty he was and so. But but my

470
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: point is that apparently I came out and I was

471
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: like really discolored because I was like getting sick, getting

472
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: chic from eating my own poop. So my dad, who

473
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: really exaggerates when you tell stories. Every time he tells

474
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: us this story, will point to whatever nearest him is

475
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: like literally navy blue. He'll be like this, this color,

476
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: he was this color, and it was like and it's

477
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: like him explaining that I was navy blue when I

478
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: came out of my mom's Wow, my sister was blue,

479
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: but she had the cord wrapped around her neck. Wow. Yeah,

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00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Very Avatar Avatar dra Avatar. Is that Zoe

481
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: sat that anyways? Rhythm Sam, what was your imperfection when

482
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 1: you were born? I was I was pretty chubby when

483
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,239
Speaker 1: I was a baby, and not that that's I just

484
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: think that perfection. But that's like good. Meanwhile, Metro had

485
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: like shape and head. I was blue and you were like, yeah,

486
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 1: it was like a little overweight. Yeah, I didn't have

487
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: a full head of hair right away, my nail bits suck.

488
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: I couldn't like walk, but I do feel, you know,

489
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: I'd feel like every Yeah, it wasn't yet. Yeah, topic,

490
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: I think we actually should. Okay, randomly metro, what is

491
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: the topic? Okay, so my topic that I would like

492
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: to talk about is Victoria's Secret. And we absolutely love this.

493
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: This is this is genius. It's genius. What brought you

494
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: to Victoria's Secret? Well, so from my personal perspective, it

495
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: definitely like when I was like first dating and like

496
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 1: having sex, that was the thing where I was like, well,

497
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: you get Victoria's Secret. If you want to like be

498
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: hot to a guy, you will have a matching Victoria's

499
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 1: Secret panty set. And I looked at the website and

500
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: um wait, I wrote down, it has the sexiest bras,

501
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: panties and ingerie like it's like still committing to the

502
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: word panties. But most importantly, since it is Woman's Month,

503
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: I'm on the website hashtag raise her Up. It's the homepage.

504
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 1: Victoria's Secret is powered and inspired by women, which is

505
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: why this month we're celebrating International Women's Say by featuring

506
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 1: all the incredible women und around the world who are

507
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: fighting for equality. No, it moved on, Oh, but you

508
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,720
Speaker 1: got it. It's they're they're doing they're doing that, um,

509
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: which is iconic because it is like, um, it ruined

510
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: my life for so long, and also just like the

511
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: worst material, but is that it just feels like it's

512
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: I don't like the material personally and like to like

513
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 1: all their like so many of their bras are like

514
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: just sucking rock hard push up bras and stuff. And

515
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: now they've pink, which is like a little more like

516
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: athletic or whatever. But anyway, it feels like to me

517
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: like performing straightness. I associate like I see like a

518
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: woman in like a push up Victoria's secret brab matching thong.

519
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: She's so like fucking like tight, and she's like in

520
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: the ocean Helperrouning. She's looking fabulous while doing Yeah, I

521
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: think Victoria's here. Always to me is like like I

522
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 1: have no proof of this, but it's like the CEO

523
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 1: is a man like yes Less Wexner, I believe, and

524
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: is named lex Less let me make sure. But he

525
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: so he was like an Ohio person who yeah, it's

526
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: like hit that and I feel like the Limited or

527
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: something like that. UM and a bunch of the factories

528
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: were in Ohio and they were buildings at Ohio State,

529
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: which is where I went to school and dropped out

530
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: of but they have buildings named after him, so he uh,

531
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: he grew a business empire after starting the limited Victoria's Secret,

532
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: Abercrombie and Fitch Express, Bath and Body Works, So he

533
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: loves like sort of um torture women. I mean he

534
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: literally invented them all, Like, yeah, I limited to in

535
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 1: Victoria's Secret were the stores? Yes, Oh my god. Oh

536
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: So when I was younger, I used to think the

537
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 1: slap bracelets that limited two were free because they didn't

538
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: have price tag. So I was just slap bracelets every

539
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 1: time I went to And so one day my mom

540
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: was like, where did you get that? I was like

541
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: from the from the bucket limited when they give away

542
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 1: slap bracelets. Oh my god. I Victoria's Secret in the

543
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 1: mall is like such a charged thing because it was like,

544
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: even as a boy, I feel like when you were

545
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: walking past it, you're like supposed to reform, being turned on,

546
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: like you're supposed to perform, like looking at it and

547
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: being like nice or like it's like it's also like

548
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: you know, listen. Maybe this was because of that, and

549
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 1: because maybe I thought I was supposed to have that

550
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 1: reaction and I didn't, and maybe I was it was

551
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: something about me. But I think objectively, it's just a

552
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 1: suffocating environment, even if you're not the target, even if

553
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: you're not like a woman who feels oppressed by beauty

554
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: stay like, even if you're literally a little boy, it

555
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 1: is just it oozes toxicity, like it is just not

556
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: a good place to be. I just remember passing and

557
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: being like, I don't want to go in there, right,

558
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 1: I mean, it's all like I got an air bubble?

559
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: Do you hear it? I haven't had an air bubble

560
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: and so long it is like so embarrassing, even though

561
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 1: it's not my fault. Every time I get an air bubble,

562
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: and like my voice comes out sounding like a frog,

563
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: like yeah, like suck me right, so stupid. Well, and

564
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: you know not to you know, not to make you

565
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: self conscious or whatever. But I don't think I've ever

566
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 1: had an air bubble. I don't really know what that means.

567
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: Is that real? Wait? Randomly, I don't know what an

568
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: air bubble is like. Again, not trying to make you

569
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: feel like the weirdest person METROI it's really okay. I

570
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: just have never heard the phrase air I've never heard something.

571
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: It is so crazy. Every Oh my god, I just

572
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: don't think something that's universal. It's so funny. You know,

573
00:38:53,080 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: an air bubble um, I literally don't know what to

574
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: get a little bubble in your throat and your your

575
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: voice comes down. No, I can imagine, Yeah, I'm now

576
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: I think you try to talk in the first syllable

577
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 1: that comes out as like in a weird voice. It's

578
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: like until you swallow the air bubble, so like it

579
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: could have gone on forever, so you could just get

580
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 1: stuck like that. He's like, eventually you swallow the air bubble,

581
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: but like it's but it's like you're not doing anything.

582
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: It just like the air is there and it's like

583
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: in your throat and it's making your voice come out here.

584
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: But now I understand that this doesn't happen everyone. Not

585
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,959
Speaker 1: only does it like not happen everyone. It's not like

586
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 1: in the don't make her feel work, just like really

587
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: confused on your perspective. I can't believe that it's like

588
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: me being like like you know, when you go to

589
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: piss and you're like, what's pissed? Like I feel like

590
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 1: that's what has happened at me. I cannot believe that

591
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: samuel follow up was not only not happened to everyone.

592
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:25,879
Speaker 1: You're also weird in general. Oh my god. And I

593
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: like Exit Zoom and the podcast. Oh my god, that

594
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: was a crazy realization. Wow. Okay, I have no idea

595
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: what I was saying. So Victoria's Secret to me, there

596
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: are two. I think it's a perfect It's one of

597
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: the most like sorry, one of the most iconic brand name,

598
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 1: one of them. But I don't even mean iconic in

599
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,479
Speaker 1: a good way. I mean it in a literal sense

600
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: that it has like become conduct like I you know,

601
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 1: the Iraq War is also icon but not because it's

602
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: good and the only other reference you could have made

603
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 1: in that moment. Anyway. My point is that like Victoria's

604
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: Secret is just one of those brand names that everyone recognized,

605
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 1: like Coca Cola and Yeah. And to me, there are

606
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: two elements of it. One is the name Victoria is

607
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: such the platonic ideal of a sexual woman's name. It's

608
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: almost like Victoria. Veronica is like this too. The next

609
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: Storia Veronica are so different from me. The Veronica to me,

610
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: there's a girl that I went to school with that

611
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: I was obsessed with. Her name is Veronica no other reason,

612
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: I think, just because her name was Veronica, and she

613
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: was like kind of cute. And Victoria, I feel like

614
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: she's like very buttoned up, like like she's hot, but

615
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: she's very like like I don't know, but Victoria for

616
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: me is posh spice. See. I wasn't like exposed to

617
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 1: the Spice Girls until I was like in my twenties,

618
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: are like like I like heard Spice Girl song, but

619
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: I didn't know about them. Was kind of like, oh,

620
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: like what are they? What? What are they? And then

621
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: I was like they like to to me, Victoria is

622
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:11,760
Speaker 1: hash by Veronica is Christina applicating Anchorman Veronica corning Stone,

623
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: so kind of the opposite. We're actually flipping. Yeah, I

624
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: guess Veronica is my Victoria viduality of man. I mean,

625
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: I could go on, but I wont. I'll like work

626
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: on the essay. And how do you feel about Vanessa Vanessa?

627
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: It's so Vanessa hudgens to me, wow, because to me,

628
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,240
Speaker 1: when I was watching t R when I was younger,

629
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: her name was Vanessa Minilo before she married Nickolo Shay,

630
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: and I remember she was very and still is very hot,

631
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: but she was very attractive and um, yeah, it was

632
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: it was that was like an early it was. It

633
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: was very much like, oh the perfect woman. Well, George,

634
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: does a v name exists to you? That is not hot?

635
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: That's like vampire hot. Yeah. No, there's like like like, um,

636
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: your eye color doesn't like like your eye color is

637
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: like surprising given your complection, yeah, or like Okay, So

638
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: I hate to say this, but like Velma is not

639
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: a hot name. I think you can say that. But

640
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: then again, we got Villa m kelly from and that's hot,

641
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: but in its own way. Vivian that's a hot I

642
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 1: had a friend in college whose name was Viviana, and

643
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: I thought that was really hot. I mean that sounds

644
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: like a name that like got mick made up. No daughter,

645
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: I think he's literally now like a civil rights lawyer,

646
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: so go off. Honestly, that's imagine if you were, if

647
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: your civil rights were in danger in your lawyer was

648
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: named Viviana. I mean, it's over for the other people.

649
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,919
Speaker 1: Nice to me. I'm Viviana, and it's like, oh fine,

650
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 1: they can have rights. Yeah. That is like jury found

651
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: dead And this is my impression of the jury. When

652
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: Viviana shows up, he's guilty. No, they have an air

653
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: bubble to bring back air bubble. I'm so sorry. I'm

654
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm actually so sorry to take you back

655
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: to that space that I clawed my way up and

656
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,879
Speaker 1: to to just finish my thought and then I will

657
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: stop talking. It's like, so, on the one hand, you

658
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 1: have Victoria, which is a hot name. On the other hand,

659
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: you have secret. It's like it's so obvious, like, oh,

660
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: what's her secret? It's her private parts. It's so obvious

661
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: that a lingerie company would be called someone's secret. Okay,

662
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: So that's why I think it's maybe not supposed to

663
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: be a sexy name, because it's like anyone could have

664
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: this underneath their clothes, like anyone could be Victoria with

665
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: her secret. Victoria is like she's a business woman. She's

666
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: like all buttoned up, and then underneath all of that

667
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: she has like a rock hard red bra. It's non compostable,

668
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 1: like you can it. Actually, it actually is like ruining

669
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 1: the environment. If it's within like a hundred feet of flames,

670
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 1: you will go up. It's like clothing you can hear.

671
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: So wait, the secret is that she's wearing underwear. I

672
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: think there's a song underneath. To me, the secret is

673
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: like that she has genitals and covering up the secret.

674
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: None of these things are secrets. They're all like a given,

675
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: like I would assume your genitals, I would assume you

676
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: have underwear. No, I think the secret is like underneath,

677
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: like your regular outfit, like like you look at me,

678
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm in a black turtle next day, but underneath I

679
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: could have on like the sexiest red bra. You would

680
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: never know. That's my interpretation. Um, and I'm sure if

681
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: we googled it for one second, No, we can't. Really.

682
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, my dog was named Victoria. I just

683
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,760
Speaker 1: thought it'd be funny and like she would like always

684
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: like hide like my socks under the bed. I have

685
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 1: a really distinct memory of my mom getting a Victoria's

686
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: Secret catalog and them advertising a brack called the One. Thoughts, like, um,

687
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: it sounds like it probably was. I imagine a bra

688
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: I would never want, but I would have bought when

689
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: I was eighteen. I definitely, yeah, you go, you go.

690
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: I definitely like I was buying Victoria's Secret bras until

691
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: not that long ago, until I when like, I feel

692
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: like it's very recent that like on mass we were

693
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: like we don't need to do this right, Like I don't.

694
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 1: I don't think it's like I feel like it doesn't

695
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: like it feels like it's longer than it is that

696
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: that happened at least like within my community. I think

697
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: there was just a moment where I was like, wait,

698
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: I felt like just like where he means that's okay. Yeah,

699
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: and not just that, it's almost like now it's uncool

700
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: to try so hard or something. Yeah, I was going

701
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: to say something similar. I feel like it's cooler to

702
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 1: be like in extreme extremely basic basics and be like

703
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: I'm the one that makes them sexy. You know. I

704
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: got back to Everlyn. I had a ton of everyone

705
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: underwear um r I P. But they all actually disintegrated

706
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: because they were not they were like the materials too thin,

707
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:36,919
Speaker 1: they as in them um and but but I I yeah,

708
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: it's either that or it's like get some amazing like

709
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: ethically made like crazy. I have like either like the ugliest,

710
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: biggest underwear or like like underwear that I spent a

711
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: million dollars on that are like native silk and I

712
00:47:51,560 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: wear like once a year to be like she's got it. Yeah,

713
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 1: huh uh. I was gonna say I bought it for

714
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: my college boyfriends, and I like I was like, this

715
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: is this is what we'll do with This is what

716
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: will show them that I'm good at sex, Like it

717
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: just felt so important. Um and I yeah, I I

718
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 1: remember like I was like dating someone or like what

719
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm not even dating, but like he lived, he lived

720
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: far away. So I mailed him a set of Victorious

721
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: Secret underwear and bra and was like, this is what

722
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: I will win when I get to you. Okay, here's okay,

723
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: here's a question. M Like, are not even a question?

724
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: Just a prompt. The idea of lingerie as a gift,

725
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 1: it's such a huge part of this culture and I

726
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: think it can work both. The way you did it

727
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: is empowering and feminist than gatron gat. But then the

728
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: opposite side of that is like a man buying it

729
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: for you quote unquote as a gift with the implication

730
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: that you're going to wear it for him, which is

731
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 1: up until so recently was like such a common cultural trope. Yes,

732
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 1: and we were supposed to be like yes, like get

733
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: me like food, like a cool hat. This is an

734
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 1: interesting point though, when it's like when gay people do something,

735
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: it's hot, and when stree people do something, it's really

736
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: messed up. In weird. If if a man were to

737
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: buy me like a weird underwear thing and be like

738
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: I want you to wear this, and be like this

739
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: is the hottest thing anyone has ever done. My nightmare.

740
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 1: Somebody like guessing my sizes like that, Like that's hell

741
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: because either way I'm like I feel bad and I'm

742
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 1: not really it just feels horrible or just like it's

743
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 1: so specific, like what underwear a person or at least me,

744
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: like I'm very particular about what underwear I wear in

745
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: the material and like the shape of it, like it

746
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: has to be like has to hit high waisted, and

747
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: like if it's going to be it has to be

748
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 1: like this kind of song or whatever. Like I don't

749
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: want a bikini. I want a boy like all that

750
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 1: ship where it's like I can't even imagine being like

751
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: my boyfriend and like opening up a website and being

752
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: like time to get exactly what metro likes because it's

753
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: like it's hard enough to buy someone a sweater. Yeah

754
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 1: you know what. I like the idea that you would

755
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 1: that you would actually try to buy someone underwear, but

756
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 1: it's not like underwear for like wearing. It's like and

757
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 1: now we said it and now we said it, and

758
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: now we said it, we're not even prioritizing women's comfort.

759
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: It's front. That's finally someone dares to go there with

760
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 1: Victoria's making the subtext text just like yeah, I guess

761
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: it's all the same, like sports illustrated to you. I

762
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: guess like every single one of the models also sort

763
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: of had the same face, which was very confusing to me,

764
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: where I remember always looking at the displays and like

765
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 1: trying to figure out if it was one person or

766
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: many people. You're so right. Yeah, So like now I'm

767
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: having other flashbacks to my mom's Victoria's Secret catalogs, like

768
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: they would have like kind of famous like they would

769
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: have like famous models in them, right, yeah, like Giselle yeah,

770
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: or other models. Well, and that's like how you get

771
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: like that's like a big deal to be like I'm

772
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,720
Speaker 1: a vicious secret model, Like that makes you a famous model.

773
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,959
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Victoria's Secret. What about the Victoria's Secret

774
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: Fashion show as a as a concept? I'm so brave,

775
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 1: so empowering, so good. I loved it. Here's here's what

776
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: Here's what I picture what I picture that, and I

777
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: think this did happen. I'm not just imagining it like

778
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: there's musical performances that happened while the models walked down

779
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: the runway, So it's like it'll be literally Giselle walking

780
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: down in lingerie and I swear to god, Justin Bieber

781
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: pretty sure that happened, literally like going around her and

782
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: and being like you baby, like you know, I I

783
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 1: want to perform my like old comedy fashion show. That's

784
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 1: what they need to do is have me come on

785
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: and be like, my name's Dretching and I'm the thirteen.

786
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 1: They should have literally Janine Garofalo do stand up, Oh

787
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: my god, and she rolls up like with the notebook

788
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 1: and it's just talking. I have to say, we will

789
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: not have full progress until Janine Garofflo performed stand up

790
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: comedy at the Victoria's Secret Fashion show. Finally, there we

791
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: go that Women's History month. Fourth way. It starts. Now,

792
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: if I ever, like, like marry a trillionaire or something,

793
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna self finance my own victorious, not only my

794
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,879
Speaker 1: first act as trillionaire. Let me stop you right there.

795
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: You mean, if you ever become a trillionaire, happy women's mom,

796
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: I have not one skill that could make me rich.

797
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 1: Ever heard a writer performer. That's a skill writer performer.

798
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 1: Casting director gretigor Wig. I'm going to make such an

799
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: epic short film on Instagram that I become a trillion

800
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: there the first Instagram reels trillionaire, you know, collecting billions

801
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: from adults. I will say it doesn't mean til I

802
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: was about thirty years old to find out that actually,

803
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: like writer performers like don't make the big books, like

804
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:51,919
Speaker 1: oh no, Like this whole time I thought producing, yeah,

805
00:53:54,320 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: or you have to be a psychotic little agent for them.

806
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:08,760
Speaker 1: Good for them? Yeah, good for them. Isn't it shocking

807
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: when you talk to someone who you think of as

808
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 1: being like, way, way, way more successful than you, and

809
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: then you realize they're also not making you know, and

810
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: they're like renting my room and I'm like, what, I

811
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 1: don't have a house. It's crazy. I feel like I

812
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 1: feel that way with like because I just don't understand

813
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: how the music industry works, and I'm like just starting

814
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 1: to know. So like every successful musician is like like

815
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,479
Speaker 1: I feel like that's like the one that I'm always like, wait,

816
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: they make no money. It's crazy. Shouldn't you have like

817
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: a plane? You know? It's like or especially like successful

818
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: quote unquote like indie musicians where you're like you're the

819
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: epitome of cool, like you've performed at three years running,

820
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: like surely something must be coming out of this, and

821
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:56,280
Speaker 1: they're like, I have six roommates. Nightmare guys. Phoebe Bridgers

822
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 1: listens to this like she's gonna be really offended that

823
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: we called her poor. I do think is rich in

824
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: my mind. That makes it true. You know what's sad?

825
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 1: She probably isn't. That's really sad. I think she is. Okay,

826
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:14,359
Speaker 1: she is. It's cannon that Phoebe Bridgers is rich um

827
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,360
Speaker 1: and I just want to say, never met her, know

828
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 1: nothing about her, enjoy her music. I have no right

829
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: to say that she's right, but I want that for

830
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 1: her me too. I really think she deserves it. I

831
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 1: think she deserves it. I think anyone that's been on

832
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: TV even once, is there's to be rich. I think

833
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: it really ruins the illusion when I think that they

834
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: could be worried about paying rent. That really bumps me out.

835
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: Even darker is like writing a book and publishing. It

836
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: also doesn't make you rich. Yeah, what imagine how much

837
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 1: effort it would? No? Okay, so this is my I

838
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: got another air bubble. I think, cause I'm laughing so

839
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 1: much and that and and it's okay, and that's okay.

840
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: You know, actually something I'm just kidding. I think it's funny,

841
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 1: but because I like it feels the same thing to

842
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: me is realizing that like the restaurant that was so

843
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 1: popular in my hometown is in a chain restaurant, Like like,

844
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: that's what is happening to me today. I actually had, well,

845
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: I had something I can't even remember what it was. Recently.

846
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 1: I had that with a word I've been mispronouncing wrong

847
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: my whole life, and I was so humiliated. I thought

848
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:29,359
Speaker 1: it was the Honduras until I was like twenty, Yeah,

849
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,399
Speaker 1: I thought, I mean I certainly when I was younger,

850
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 1: like before I knew kind of like what the etymology

851
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: of certain brands were, I would be like before I

852
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: used you, I'd be given. Of course, I don't know

853
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: how to say any of them. Now, being asked to

854
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 1: say anything nice out loud, it's the same like anytime

855
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: I'm in like a fancy place, I assumed that I stink,

856
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: Like that's like sort of the like I know exactly

857
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: what you mean. Yeah, Or secondly, my skin is really

858
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 1: I will enter a place like that and suddenly it's like, oh,

859
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 1: do you not have a skincare regimen? Yeah. Every time

860
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: I in like a really night like a room full

861
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: of like really like fancy people, I'm like, I know,

862
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 1: I like my body stinks. I know my body and

863
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 1: there's nothing actually like crazy happening. But I'm just like

864
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 1: everyone here. I know, they all smell amazing and I

865
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 1: stink like ship. What's that? What's that mean? Um? I

866
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: thought of a word that I never know how to say, right,

867
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Louie Dreyfus. But like I think many

868
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 1: times in my life, I said, Julia Louise Dreyfuss, that's fine.

869
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 1: I mean I'm for giving so much ship that I

870
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 1: have nothing to do with. Oh my god, that's fine. Um,

871
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 1: Well to your stink point. You know, when we could

872
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: go places, I I love to lean into the stink,

873
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 1: you know, get ahead of it sort of proudly, not

874
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: where Diodor, and then say, you know what, this is good.

875
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: This is a good thing. Sam. You're famous for being

876
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 1: a stinker. Yeah, I'm a little stinker. Stinker Mafia rise up, okay,

877
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: empowering yea. You know, and I just don't really feel

878
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 1: like we're a deodorant. Quite frankly, but honestly, when I

879
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 1: am working a job, I do are deodorant because I

880
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 1: don't want people to dislike me. Yeah, and yet you

881
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 1: don't have that courtesy with your closest friends. They should

882
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: love me for who I am. A good call I

883
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: have like no actually interesting revelations on Victoria's Secret just

884
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: felt like straight cultured. No, it's the perfect it's the

885
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: perfect topic for a podcast. Um, Sam, do you have

886
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 1: it for a pop for our specifically this one? I

887
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 1: mean if you're if you were going to go on

888
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 1: like Fresh Air and be like, yeah, my topic is

889
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 1: Victoria's Secret. I don't think that would fly, but for

890
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 1: art um any final thoughts on Victoria's Secret. Um. The

891
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 1: other straight okay, the other straight element of it is

892
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 1: how like it is sex for people who don't understand sexy.

893
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: It is people who want to appear like they know

894
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 1: but actually have no idea, so they're like grasping at straws.

895
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 1: It's like when like young boy talks about like what

896
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 1: girls are hot, it's it's that, and so it's it's

897
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,919
Speaker 1: like elementary school sexy, like I'm sure there are still

898
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 1: like tons of people who love it. I think it's

899
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,760
Speaker 1: just realizing that, like, like the real thing, the real

900
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 1: question is like like the people who really don't know

901
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 1: yet that they don't have to do it, like like

902
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: I can certainly, Like I get that it's fun to

903
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 1: put on a push up ra and look like I

904
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 1: have bigger tits than I do. Like that's awesome. I,

905
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 1: as someone who doesn't really have tits, I love putting

906
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 1: on Putting on a push up a to me is

907
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 1: like so funny as someone who like never wears any

908
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 1: kind of bra really ever like to put on a

909
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 1: push up raw is you have to laugh. But also

910
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, this rocks. This is awesome. I could be

911
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: convinced to be like this forever. Um, Well, now it's

912
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: like even more sinister because they're adding the layer of

913
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 1: like empowerment, like empower yourself, like get the same product,

914
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: but now it's empowering. So much can change with just

915
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: um literally marketing language. This pussy grabs back on the

916
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 1: on a Victoria's secret thong question. Obviously we're now heading

917
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 1: towards everyone calling bullshit on all on that kind of

918
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: marketing empowering marketing language, like what's going to happen after

919
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 1: that's after people can no longer get away with that,

920
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 1: Like the world's gonna implode. We've been that's been the

921
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 1: crux of every anything for so long. Everything has been

922
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 1: like you have a lot brave, Like that's no longer

923
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 1: going to fly within like a year. Yeah, yeah, girl boss,

924
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: get cheerios, Like, yeah, I don't know, Maybe it'll go

925
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,440
Speaker 1: back to being like funk women. I think literally, I meant,

926
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 1: I think it might. Genders are literally girls queen and

927
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 1: fun women. Oh god, it's it's dark, well fascinating. Well,

928
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 1: I'll say this, Um, I really think we got I

929
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 1: think we got to the bottom of a lot of stuff.

930
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 1: We really got a lot of the bottom of a

931
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of stuff. I'm stalling because I

932
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm going to do for a final segment,

933
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: but but really good work. I just want to say

934
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 1: for me, like this podcast experienced so much. I was

935
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 1: silence at the beginning, and then I was bullied for

936
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 1: bodily function and then yeah, I guess, um, thanks for everything,

937
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:10,360
Speaker 1: thanks for coming. Well, I mean, you've done an amazing

938
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 1: job raising awareness for bubbles or whatever. I just wanted

939
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 1: on record because often I'm accidentally mean. Sam was more

940
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 1: mean about the bubbles. Okay, I literally doesn't mean I

941
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,439
Speaker 1: was just being investigative. I was trying to learn more

942
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 1: about Being investigative is one of the tenets of of

943
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 1: our Yeah, well, I don't mean try. I don't know

944
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 1: if you if one of the episodes you listened to

945
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 1: is with Nori read because that's where we defined um

946
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 1: a concept known as glamour girl as someone who is wounded,

947
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,880
Speaker 1: glamorous and seeking truth. I have not heard that episode

948
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 1: in terms of the myth making of straight Hey lab

949
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 1: it's huge, and I would just I want to say,

950
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 1: I would go so far to say glamour girls don't

951
01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 1: shop at Victoria's Secret. It's certainly the last resort. Yeah,

952
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 1: they do. When they're on a job there, they'll go

953
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 1: there undercover, like undercover, a big job, Like they'll they'll

954
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 1: go to Victoria's Secret and get stuff. Is going undercover,

955
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 1: and it's like being undercover, like like of course you're

956
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 1: gonna dress how you would normally dress, and there's so

957
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 1: much seduction that goes into being undercover. So like they're

958
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: constantly talking about undercover. We're talking about being undercovers, that

959
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 1: it's like a kind of plastic part of life, like

960
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 1: you know. That's a glamor girl has to get the secrets,

961
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 1: and to do that ships to go undercover, and to

962
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 1: really get the secret, sheet has to seduce. Okay, you're right,

963
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 1: You're just part of the job. It's I take it back.

964
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:47,160
Speaker 1: Glamor girls can go to Victoria's Secret, but every time

965
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:50,080
Speaker 1: they go, they also donate money to a cause and

966
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 1: it's tax deductable. Yes and yes, exactly. They write it

967
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 1: off as a work expense. Let's final segment. What's your

968
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 1: final segment? It? Okay, it's called shoutouts, and we give

969
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 1: a shout out to something that we um like a

970
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 1: sort of in the style of a two thousand one

971
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 1: t r L. You're shouting out to your squad back home, hugs, vibes,

972
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:18,320
Speaker 1: um and George. Do you want to go first? Sure?

973
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 1: Why not? Okay, okay, you're curious. But what's up? What's up,

974
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 1: my dear and beloved listeners. I want to give a

975
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 1: quick shout out to garlic. Yes, I love garlic, Oprah Voice,

976
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: I love garlic. You went there? Okay, dear morning, I

977
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,480
Speaker 1: got a text from my mom, and she said, this

978
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 1: Thursday is the two hundred of the anniversary of Greece's independence.

979
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 1: And I say, I think you're gonna say, you know,

980
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 1: this is still about garlic. She told me that the

981
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,200
Speaker 1: that and I had forgotten this that one of the

982
01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 1: traditional things you make on Greek Independence Day is cried

983
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 1: cod and score to that, yeah, which is a garlic

984
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,640
Speaker 1: kind of dip. And it made me think, what a

985
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 1: great opportunity to use one of my favorite ingredients, garlic,

986
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 1: which so often gets overshadowed by other things in a dish,

987
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: and in fact make a dish that is just garlic dip.

988
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 1: Can you imagine something is so powerful? It's that feel

989
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 1: when Kelly Rowland has a solo career. It's that feel

990
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:26,640
Speaker 1: when the supporting actress gets the nomination and wins. It's

991
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: renas e Wegger and Cold Mountain. To me, garlic is

992
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 1: rens Wegger and that's all. Wow. I love that. Thank you, Okay,

993
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:43,320
Speaker 1: mine's obvious. What's up my listener losers out there? I

994
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 1: want to give a huge shout out to bow Bender.

995
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:48,720
Speaker 1: That's right, I'm shouting out a child. This is his

996
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,480
Speaker 1: first shout out of all time. Bou is gonna look

997
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 1: back on this moment and be like, Damn, I gotta

998
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 1: straight up shout out. That explains why I have such

999
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 1: a headstart in the entertainment industry. He is going to

1000
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 1: be a writer, performer, and he's going to be the

1001
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 1: first rich one. I cannot wait for you, the popender,

1002
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:08,600
Speaker 1: to be an industry insider, writer, performer, wealthy agent slash

1003
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 1: casting director. You've got star power, baby, and I love

1004
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:17,600
Speaker 1: you for that. Keeping up x O XO Sam. Wow,

1005
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 1: really good. So so far we have garlic and Sam's

1006
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:27,200
Speaker 1: newborn nephew. Okay, um, so I'm going to give a

1007
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,880
Speaker 1: huge shout out to post it notes. They coming in

1008
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:34,439
Speaker 1: so many colors. We keep checking everything. I love post

1009
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 1: it notes. My walls are covered and post it notes.

1010
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:47,200
Speaker 1: Check it out. Oh my god, they're see them. They

1011
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:51,240
Speaker 1: have in so many sizes, so shapes, I mean not

1012
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,400
Speaker 1: that many shapes, but yes, more than you would think.

1013
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,720
Speaker 1: Think what do you think? You think of the square?

1014
01:06:56,760 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 1: But there's actually so much more than beautiful that is

1015
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 1: And wow, that's what I should have really shot Gaga

1016
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: Toronda to have a it really is like um. It

1017
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 1: also makes me think of like, um, a woman wielding

1018
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 1: a scepter in the tundra, Yes, because about the obvious Torondra,

1019
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:23,440
Speaker 1: but like the woman, like right exactly. It makes me

1020
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 1: think of, um, oh fuck, what's the character from Avatar?

1021
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 1: There's one that like whatever, doesn't it does not matter.

1022
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 1: And I'm talking about Avatar the Last Airbender. Okay, because

1023
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 1: weirdly enough, we've actually discussed James Cameron's Avatar on this

1024
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: podcast multiple times. Apparently I've seen that. But I really

1025
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:41,920
Speaker 1: like I've spent a lot of time with Avatar the

1026
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 1: Last Airbender. Sure that I also want to rewatch, but

1027
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:48,280
Speaker 1: it was huge for me. Interesting. Yeah. I recently went

1028
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 1: on a podcast that was about Dragon ball Z, a

1029
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 1: show I've never watched. Did you crush? Yeah? I think

1030
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 1: I did pretty well. At one point I said something

1031
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,240
Speaker 1: I was like trying to be funny, and I was like,

1032
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:04,200
Speaker 1: one of my biggest insecurities is like not understanding a

1033
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 1: cultural product because I feel stupid or something, and I

1034
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 1: was trying to be funny. But they were like, oh,

1035
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 1: it's okay if you don't get it, like kind Oh thanks,

1036
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:17,560
Speaker 1: that's the worst feeling in the world. Oh thanks. I

1037
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 1: was actually being a bit that I used to post

1038
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:23,720
Speaker 1: like long rambling Facebook status is where it's like so

1039
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:25,800
Speaker 1: excited I got a call back. It will be under

1040
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 1: a bridge at three a m. It's for a play

1041
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:30,759
Speaker 1: that will be seventeen hours long about come and piss.

1042
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:35,040
Speaker 1: And then my mom would be like so proud of you, Like, no,

1043
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:38,679
Speaker 1: I was being a bit nothing good is actually happening

1044
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:43,840
Speaker 1: to me. It was a takedown of my peers. Mom.

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Speaker 1: This joke was for three people back, this isn't for

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01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 1: you about your Facebook status. This public thing that I

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01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:54,759
Speaker 1: posted is actually incredibly ironic and meant for an audience

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01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:58,200
Speaker 1: of three. And then your dad comments with the image

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01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,320
Speaker 1: that's like let people enjoy things, but it's like about

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01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 1: your mom enjoying her face. Wow, another incredible riff, Mitro,

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01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:11,920
Speaker 1: this has been an absolute d light. Thank you so

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01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 1: much for doing our paw. I'm literally gonna like sign

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01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:18,040
Speaker 1: off and then cry tears of joy for a two hours.

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Speaker 1: I had such a blast, feeling so punchy, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: fall asleep immediately. Wow. Wow Spring is here and Gaz