1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:03,240 Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from in 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:06,200 Speaker 1: Living Color, David Ellen Greer March twenty seventh through the 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:09,560 Speaker 1: twenty ninth. Takeets are available at Parlorlive dot com and 4 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 1: you can call four two five, two eight nine seven 5 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 1: thousands another two three money on the twenties, you were 6 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:24,119 Speaker 1: shutting two hundred and fifty bucks. Hello, Hi, I was 7 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 1: looking for Carrie. Carrie. How are you? My name is 8 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,640 Speaker 1: Seth McElroy. I'm the veterinary assistant that helped out with 9 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:35,200 Speaker 1: your dog the other day. Oh yeah, Hi, Hi, how's 10 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 1: Tiger doing? Is he feeling better? Yeah, he's doing He 11 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: actually is doing really well. Oh that's great, great, great, great. Listen. 12 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ask you guys to come in 13 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: for another follow up, maybe tomorrow if you can. Uh. Well, 14 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: he's he's doing. I mean, he's totally fine. I think. Well, 15 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: it's actually more for me. I need to run some 16 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: tests on him. Uh like what kind of test? Okay, 17 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 1: So you know how your dog came in for shots? Yeah? Yeah, 18 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: And I don't know how to say this, but I 19 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: kissed him on the mouth when he was in here, 20 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 1: and then now I have a nasty coal sore so 21 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 1: I want to I'm sorry, what did you say? I 22 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,040 Speaker 1: do that with a lot of animals that come in here. 23 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 1: It's just like to make him feel more comfortable. I 24 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 1: gave him a nice little kis in the mouth, and 25 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 1: now I have a coal sore, so I wanted to 26 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 1: run some tests to see you know, it's probably from him. Uh, 27 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: this is this is that's not. This is really weird. 28 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: Um did somebody else I can talk to you? Well, 29 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 1: they're not going to know what the source from more 30 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,320 Speaker 1: than I would right now. So no, I mean, it 31 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: really wouldn't make sense to talk to anybody else. I 32 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 1: have to be the most unacceptable thing I have ever heard. 33 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 1: Are you saying to me that you've never kissed your 34 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: dog before? Because I highly doubt that I kissed my 35 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: dog on the nose. I don't kiss him on the mouth. Okay, well, 36 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: so you've so you've kissed your dog before, so you 37 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: can understand my concern. Like, I'm assuming that this coal 38 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 1: sour is my dog my dog. You don't know my dog. 39 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,359 Speaker 1: You're in a professional setting, and you're supposed to be 40 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 1: professionally handling these animals. If you're kissing them, you are 41 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: taking your position of power and abusing it. Okay, technically, 42 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: technically I didn't want to have to get into this. 43 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:24,919 Speaker 1: But your dog kissed me. I walked in there and 44 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: I was going to just do my business and then 45 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,960 Speaker 1: he grabbed me with both of his paws. Oh my god, 46 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: So that is so gross, on either side of my 47 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: cheek and drew me into his mouth. And this is 48 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: not joking. I think you're thinking it's more of a 49 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: kiss than it was. It wasn't like a romantic kiss. 50 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 1: It was more just like a couple of friends kissing too. Okay, 51 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,480 Speaker 1: is this the entire thing is? You should care though, 52 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: because it'd be unprofessional. It'd be unprofessional for me to 53 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 1: kiss your dog. If your dog kissed me, it's not 54 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: my fault dog, and he kissed him, and I think 55 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: that's weird. And you kiss ma'am, ma'am. It wasn't like 56 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 1: a makeout session. I didn't make out with your dog. 57 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: So well, that's why you're making you sound So what 58 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: do you expect me to be reacting to you right now? Okay, Well, yeah, 59 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: that was just a problem with it. Okay, good, So 60 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: we got that out of the job. So we got 61 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,799 Speaker 1: that out of the way. We got that out of 62 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: the way. I wasn't making out with your dog. It 63 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 1: was just a simple little kiss. I'm glad. Okay, I 64 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: think that's where the miscommunication was. No, there's no miscommunication here. 65 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. You're calling me and telling me that 66 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: my dog with you and gave you a cold sores. Crazy. Listen, 67 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: If you won't bring your dog in here so I 68 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 1: can test for cold sores, can I at least hang 69 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: out with your dog like as a friend you are. 70 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: I know it's going to be awkward since the whole 71 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 1: kiss thing, but I think we can get over it 72 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 1: and your dog and I can still be friends. Don't 73 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: you think right now is wrong with you? There are 74 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 1: a lot of things wrong with me. This is not 75 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: because this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in 76 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing a 77 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my god. What it's a joke. 78 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: Your friend Susie set you up? Are you? Are you serious? Yeah? 79 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god. So, as far as I know, nobody 80 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,240 Speaker 1: kissed your dog at the vent. However, I would like 81 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 1: to spend some time with your dog as friends and 82 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,040 Speaker 1: just kind of see where it leads. Is that is 83 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:27,280 Speaker 1: that cool. Oh my god, week up every morning with 84 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:32,240 Speaker 1: subal phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties two hundred 85 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 1: and fifty bucks one eight six six mo.