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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away the twenties tell

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Speaker 1: me I'm moving restaurant, missus Harrison, did you say Harrison? Yes, sir?

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? You're the jerk? Sorry, I

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Speaker 1: was calling to complain about you. Actually interesting that you

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Speaker 1: would answer the phone. I'm sorry you had a bad experience.

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Speaker 1: A bad experience, Harrison, You've ruined my life? Um, sir,

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Speaker 1: did you tell me what happened? Perhaps I can help you,

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Speaker 1: But I was in there eating with my girlfriend and

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Speaker 1: you basically I've the out of her the whole time. Sure,

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Speaker 1: is that is that funny to you? Is it is

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Speaker 1: this funny to you? Because it sounded like you were

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Speaker 1: laughing at the funny. Your language is really inappropriate. And

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Speaker 1: I know I didn't do where you're accusing me out,

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Speaker 1: So my language is inappropriate, sir, Like whatever you think

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Speaker 1: I did or did not do in the restaurant did

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Speaker 1: not happen. I don't behave that way. You know she

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Speaker 1: left me right, I don't know who you're talking about, sir,

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend. Sure you are you feeling okay? Because now

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Speaker 1: I'm not feeling okay. The love of my life abandoned

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Speaker 1: me all because of you, your beautiful eyes. Sir. I

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Speaker 1: know you're upset right now, and I just don't know

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Speaker 1: how I can help you. I was gonna propose to

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Speaker 1: her that night, okay, But because of your gorgeous smile,

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Speaker 1: she got it in her mind that she could score

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Speaker 1: with a hunk like you, and all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: just kicked me in the curb. You think your girlfriend

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Speaker 1: broke up with you because of me, I know she did, Sir.

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Speaker 1: That's impossible. The whole car ride home it was like,

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Speaker 1: oh that hair, and he was so nice. I wonder

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Speaker 1: if Harrison knows how to please a woman, because you

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Speaker 1: don't sure. I'm so sorry about this. I promise you

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Speaker 1: that nothing was unintentional, and I would not do that

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Speaker 1: at work. Why are you so damn attractive? If you

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Speaker 1: weren't so attractive, she would have been with me still.

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Speaker 1: But I understand how you feel and how these things

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Speaker 1: can make here here it is. Look at this, Look

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Speaker 1: at it, look at this? What are you perfect? I'm

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Speaker 1: calling to complaint and call you an a hole verstially,

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend, you're being nice to me even Oh are

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Speaker 1: you so good? A saved? You're a saved, sir. I

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Speaker 1: promise you I'm I'm not perfect. Oh of course you

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Speaker 1: would say that. Of course you would, because you know

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Speaker 1: that you are. No. Sure, I'm far from perfect. I

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Speaker 1: answer me this quad. What's up with your body? Are

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Speaker 1: you like allergic to carbs or something you have? Anybody

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Speaker 1: bet on you at all? I don't eat carbs, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know it's obvious by your chest and your arms.

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Speaker 1: We need to rub it in by telling me sure,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what to save this point.

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Speaker 1: I mean, now we're talking about my body. Everybody's talking

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Speaker 1: about it. Everybody's probably talking about it. You know that, right? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. I don't. I can't remain to

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Speaker 1: anything this thing, actually, But I'm sorry, though. I wish

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Speaker 1: there's something I could do to help you. I bet

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Speaker 1: your fabulous in bed two? Are you sure you probably

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Speaker 1: do all the positions? I don't. Don't you know what?

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Speaker 1: You know what? I only know one position in the bedroom,

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Speaker 1: and it's called quick. That's why she left me. Sure

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Speaker 1: you know with respect. You're gonna get through this like

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Speaker 1: you want to know how you can help me? Maybe

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Speaker 1: you definitely, sir? Will you beat my wing man? I'm sorry, Sir,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know. You know, we could go to

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Speaker 1: the bars and I could like pick up your scraps.

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Speaker 1: You know, I know you got girls left and right.

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Speaker 1: Just give me wood. It's not true. I appreciate that,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know you. I'm not gonna just come

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Speaker 1: out with it's only fair. You stole my girlfriend. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know your girlfriend. I'm just trying to be

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Speaker 1: nice right now, Sir, hang out with me. Sure, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but I really have to go. I'm kind of busy.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you gotta go back to your tables there

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Speaker 1: and still other guy's girlfriends. Uh, rough day for you,

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Speaker 1: that's sir. I promise you, all right, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: come down there and wait till you're off your shift

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Speaker 1: and just gonna follow Sir. I promise you that will

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Speaker 1: not be a good idea. Have you ever heard that

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Speaker 1: guy Jewbil on the radio? Huh? Have you ever heard

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Speaker 1: of that guy Jewbil on the radio? Someone have over

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Speaker 1: straining order against you or something? I mean, you do

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Speaker 1: this a lot. I do prank phone calls a lot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah what this is actually Jewbil from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Are you serious? Yeah? Your

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Speaker 1: brother John set you up. You got He told us

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Speaker 1: that you get some weird does in the restaurant and

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Speaker 1: wanted me to message. I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I got a guy crying with me on

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Speaker 1: the phone, like I don't like I should have known

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Speaker 1: him as a joke. I do want you to know

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Speaker 1: I should have been on you. I do want to

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Speaker 1: be your wingman, though you could be my wing man

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Speaker 1: if only should stop crying wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: day mornings on the twenties only two point five