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Speaker 1: Phone Elvis Duran, Elvis Durant.

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Speaker 2: Phone tap.

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Speaker 1: All right, Danielle, it's all up to you. What's this

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Speaker 1: one all about?

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Speaker 3: Well, Carlina wanted to play a phone tap on her mom,

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Speaker 3: mary Anne, because Marianne was called to jury duty. She

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Speaker 3: missed the day and was worried she was going to

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Speaker 3: get arrested, so she actually showed up the next day

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Speaker 3: after she was supposed to be there. So she wanted

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Speaker 3: me to call and tell her mom, Oh, we have

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Speaker 3: no record of you being here.

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Speaker 2: Let's make mommy upset.

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Speaker 1: Here's today's phone tap.

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Speaker 2: Hello, mari Anne.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, hi, this is Melissa Stovey from the Mineola

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Speaker 3: Court System. Yes, you were supposed to make an appearance

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Speaker 3: on ten twenty eight for jury duty.

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Speaker 2: I was there?

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Speaker 1: Uh not according to our records.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, oh sure, I was definitely. In fact, I

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Speaker 2: was supposed to go down on a Wednesday, and I

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Speaker 2: got the numbers mixed up, and I spoke to the

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Speaker 2: girl with the blonde tears and she says, that's all right,

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Speaker 2: come in tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, we have no record that you were here.

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Speaker 2: I was there, hunt, I really was.

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Speaker 3: As far as I'm concerned, you actually weren't here because

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Speaker 3: I don't have the paperwork.

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Speaker 2: Well, al well, she made a mistake, but I was there.

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Speaker 2: In fact, I gave blood that day.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you show up on the wrong day, and

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Speaker 1: there's nothing I can really do.

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Speaker 2: About that because she says that's okay. She says come

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Speaker 2: in Thursday, and that's what I did.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you say she blonde. There are tons of

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Speaker 3: blonds that work in the court system. So I mean

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Speaker 3: when you say the blonde girl, that doesn't really help me.

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Speaker 2: Well, she was a lady. She wasn't a girl, all right,

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Speaker 2: the lady.

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Speaker 3: Well, the problem is now there's a warrant out for

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Speaker 3: your arrest, a bench warrant.

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Speaker 2: I don't believe it. I was there, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Lord, according to our paperwork, you were not there.

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Speaker 2: I was, and I know the lights went out. You

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Speaker 2: could pick somebody there the twenty eighth the lights went

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Speaker 2: out and hit the building.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, this is the kind of stuff we

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Speaker 1: hear all the time for people that skip court.

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Speaker 2: Believe me, I call purposely. The next day I called.

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Speaker 3: I have no record of you calling, so in my eyes,

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Speaker 3: you weren't here, and now we have a warren out

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Speaker 3: for your arrest.

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Speaker 2: I have a warrant out, but I have proof I

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Speaker 2: was there.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you have to understand everybody has to serve

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Speaker 1: dry duty. It's part.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I know I was there though. That's the thing.

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Speaker 2: I was there.

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Speaker 1: I mean to skip out and not show up as

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Speaker 1: a little rude.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think you'll be rude because I was there.

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Speaker 1: You know, you older people seem to forget thing.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes he's seven years old. I'm not seen now. I

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Speaker 2: do work, I am a voter and everything else. I

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Speaker 2: am a good citizen. That's why I.

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Speaker 3: Appear it doesn't seem like you are. I'm trying to

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Speaker 3: be very patient with you.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to be patient with you because the way

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Speaker 2: it sounds now that I'm not going to get paid either,

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Speaker 2: because I didn't get paid for.

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Speaker 1: My job, and if you showed up, you would have

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Speaker 1: gotten paid.

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Speaker 2: I did. She marked it down all right.

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Speaker 1: Now, I understand old people have memory issues, so.

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Speaker 2: We need you know, are you talking to.

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Speaker 3: You have to realize that you're going to have to

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Speaker 3: pay a fine. Oh no, so you're not going to

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Speaker 3: get paid on top of paying a fine?

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Speaker 1: What the finest one thousand dollars?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not paying it.

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Speaker 1: It's one thousand dollars from showing up for jury duty.

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Speaker 3: You was there, you were not there.

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Speaker 2: I was there. Don't tell me I wasn't at my job.

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Speaker 3: Just because you don't want to go to work doesn't

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Speaker 3: mean you were a jury duty.

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Speaker 2: You dare imply that, don't you dare imply that?

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Speaker 1: You know? I just don't.

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Speaker 2: I want you to terrify that woman. I don't know

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Speaker 2: her name, but she and have a rasta people that worked.

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Speaker 2: And I was supposed to appear the twenty seven and

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Speaker 2: I got the numbers mixed up because I told the

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Speaker 2: girl when I.

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Speaker 1: Called, this is the consequence for skipping jury duty. Miss lazy,

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Speaker 1: You did not.

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Speaker 2: Get Jerry Judy. I was there.

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Speaker 1: You were not here.

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Speaker 3: There's no records of you being here. Did you go

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Speaker 3: shopping that day?

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Speaker 1: Is that what?

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Speaker 2: You didn't even read the court house?

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Speaker 1: I mean, these are very original excuses. I'll give you that.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't even read the court I went out

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Speaker 2: to have a cigarette. I was there before.

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Speaker 1: A Hey, you know smoking is bad for your health.

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Speaker 2: I was there before eight o'clock. I was there thirty

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Speaker 2: even a quarter if I was the first one in

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Speaker 2: the parking lot and waited.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to pay this in cash, check, your

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Speaker 1: money or her.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't.

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Speaker 1: It's only one thousand dollars, miss Soul.

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Speaker 2: What the hell you think I made up money?

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Speaker 1: Maybe? I mean if you have time to skip down

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Speaker 1: on work at drewry Neody.

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Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not arguing whether or not you were there.

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Speaker 1: I know you weren't there.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Mother of God, give me strength.

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Speaker 1: All right, So here's the address where you can send

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Speaker 1: the check.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sending no check. I'm not. I can't afford it,

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Speaker 2: and I don't have to because I was there. I'm

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Speaker 2: not even writing it down.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Marianne, you've just been phone tapped by your daughter, Carlina.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, you got me going, damn it. I'm I'm

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Speaker 2: a good Simpson. I went to jewelry. When she gets home,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to kill him. This phonetab was pre recorded

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Speaker 2: with permission granted by all participates.

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Speaker 3: Dan phone tab totally on Elvie's Duran in the Morning

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Speaker 3: Show right