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Speaker 1: Jewels. Dirty little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe not yours, because if you're listening to this,

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Speaker 1: probably not yours. But it's someone on the phone to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. Stop being so literal.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. If you want to tell us

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, all you have to do is

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Speaker 1: text in four one O six one and say that

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret and we'll let you

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Speaker 1: say whatever you want on the show. And we keep

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous, so nobody will know who you are. We

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. That's why everybody

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Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname. So on the phone right now,

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Speaker 1: the terminator, Oh wow, wow, Yeah, I like it. Hi, guys,

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to say I'll be back. Oh um, I'll

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Speaker 1: be back all right, Yeah, definitely, Arnold schwartznagger. Um, So

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret, Terminator, I do? Um? Yeah. Um.

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Speaker 1: So I don't have a lot of room in my backyard,

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Speaker 1: but my neighbor does. He's got this big, beautiful garden,

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Speaker 1: and so I asked him if I could plant some

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Speaker 1: stuff there and like like mmm, no, Um, so I

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Speaker 1: planted weed garden. Well he doesn't know he doesn't know

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Speaker 1: he is. I mean he's in this late eighties up

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Speaker 1: the funny. Yeah, so yeah, and I mean he's not

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Speaker 1: you know, he still gets around and stuff slowly, but

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Speaker 1: he doesn't seem to be aware. So well yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean I wouldn't assume that he would probably be going

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Speaker 1: out to a garden that he has nothing in. Yeah, um, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, and I just I figure, like the worst

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Speaker 1: case scenarios if he figures it out, that I would

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Speaker 1: just offer him some. That's funny, try to make like,

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Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of medical benefits, right, you

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Speaker 1: don't know, it'll make you feel better. People, old people,

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Speaker 1: they try all kinds of things. Yeah, and we forget

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Speaker 1: that they were young ones too. I mean he's probably

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Speaker 1: done with a ton of stuff. Yeah, totally exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just a lot better nowadays. Yeah, I know, yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: blow his mind. Actually, are you sure this hasn't laced

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Speaker 1: with some kind of cocaine meth or something? Because that

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Speaker 1: stuff wasn't white stuff on that crystal stuff? Is this

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Speaker 1: crystal meth? I don't even know how to feel right now.

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Speaker 1: This is that wasn't like that when I was young.

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Speaker 1: Why we just smoked dirt, just just clouds of dirt,

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Speaker 1: and we pretended like we were high or something. But

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Speaker 1: this is actually very strange. BC. Oh, I thought you

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Speaker 1: meant before christ It's like a back in the day,

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Speaker 1: back in the day, Back in the day, we used

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Speaker 1: to call it BC because Annada, and it was it

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Speaker 1: was worse. It was worse than the clods of dirt

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Speaker 1: that we were already smoking. And so now this is

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Speaker 1: just amazing. I wish I would could be around for

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Speaker 1: another eighty years. Okay, So, like, um, do you have

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Speaker 1: any vegetables or anything growing around it? Or does it

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Speaker 1: just as very obvious. So in the back it's pretty secluded,

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Speaker 1: and I keep up on the plant, so I keep

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Speaker 1: them like really well groomed, so I don't let them

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Speaker 1: get you know, crazy, so no one can see them.

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Speaker 1: Interesting when his grandkids come to visit him, yeah, well listen,

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Speaker 1: if some goes missing, it's just all part of the

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Speaker 1: part of the trade. All right, Well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us you're doing a little secret terminatory. I'll be back.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret