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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is hot and Heavy every Night. Okay, all

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Speaker 1: right to that, see what that's all about in just

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Speaker 1: a few because right now the nephew is here with

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for his net?

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Speaker 2: Oh, let's see, miss Shirley. If I go through the

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Speaker 2: archives prank anostrophe and try to that sounded good in it,

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Speaker 2: that prank anostrophe, we'll get you off something to really

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Speaker 2: listen to. All right, this right here eels the drug test.

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Speaker 2: Lot of people flinch up when they hear that. This

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Speaker 2: right here is the drug cat dog. If you could

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Speaker 2: hello Hello, I'm trying to reach a Fay place is Hello.

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Speaker 2: This is Officer Rogers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 2: listen now you have been uh on probation for a

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Speaker 2: little over a year now.

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Speaker 3: All right, faith, Yes, sure you're correct.

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Speaker 2: Now you're supposed to be serving two years probation. Two

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Speaker 2: all right, now giving you a call actually bringing you

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Speaker 2: a bit of bad news. And I hate to do this,

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Speaker 2: but you you came in a couple uh, a couple

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Speaker 2: of weeks ago and did a did a drug test?

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Speaker 4: Am I right?

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Speaker 2: All right now, Fay, I don't I hate to bring

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Speaker 2: bring you some bad news, but the actual drug test

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Speaker 2: that you took has come back positive.

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Speaker 5: Well, you said that's a lot, that's a lot. That's

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Speaker 5: a last.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, Wait a minute.

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Speaker 2: Now, you came in a couple of weeks ago, you

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Speaker 2: took a drug test. This drug test has actually come

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Speaker 2: in positive. Now what I want to say to you

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Speaker 2: is this you're going to have to actually wasn't positive.

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Speaker 4: You got Hold on a second.

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Speaker 2: I either need you to come in to me or

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Speaker 2: I don't, and I don't want to save the embarrassment

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Speaker 2: of having to send a car out to pay pick

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Speaker 5: Now, not much embarrassment you're talking about, sir. I gave

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Speaker 5: you some as good, ma'am.

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Speaker 4: Right now, I got you.

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Speaker 2: You have a positive drug tael you have you you

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Speaker 2: come up positive, ma'am. Now you're gonna if they use

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Speaker 2: your if they use mine, we use the one that

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Speaker 2: you brought us now.

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Speaker 5: Must have been the wrong one. Couldn't have been, ma'am. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 5: I'm soriss, sir, but I wouldn't have gave you no

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Speaker 5: bad yearine. It just wouldn't me, ma'am.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to have it right to jail.

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Speaker 5: I don't even know why you would call me with

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Speaker 5: this nonsense. I got children. I'm trying to do right.

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Speaker 5: I don't know why you would call me. I wouldn't

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Speaker 5: have gave you no bad.

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Speaker 4: That's not me, you suld fly.

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Speaker 2: You have to come in and do another three months.

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Speaker 5: Now, Oh sir, I can come pick me up. I

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Speaker 5: can see you right now. I can in your hand

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Speaker 5: if you want me to.

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Speaker 4: Ma'am, your urine has come back positive of drugs.

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Speaker 2: Now, I don't I don't know any other way to

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Speaker 2: explain it to you. You've been actually evidently using drugs.

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Speaker 5: Sure, I'm trying to tell you I don't use no drugs.

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Speaker 5: I've been cleaned for a year and some months now.

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Speaker 5: You got the wrong. That's not my How are you

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Speaker 5: telling you that?

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Speaker 4: How do you know it's not yours? Ma'am.

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Speaker 2: He's got your name on the lid. Everything you have

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Speaker 2: come back positives whatever.

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Speaker 5: Thenly you put your name on it, because that ain't

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Speaker 5: my ould came back. My would have came back good.

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Speaker 5: You can't call me and tell me I gave you

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Speaker 5: some bed. Can't call me and tell me that that's

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Speaker 5: a negative, sir, that's a double negative.

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Speaker 2: It's not a double negative, it's a double positive. You've

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Speaker 2: actually come back positive. Say he has written here on

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Speaker 5: Maybe you have more than one faith?

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Speaker 4: No, no, we don't have more than one fake.

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Speaker 2: You're the only say I've actually double checked that myself.

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Speaker 2: You need to either come in or we got to

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Speaker 5: I need you to come right now. Can I got

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 5: Come right now? Come out.

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Speaker 2: Are you trying to tell me that if I come

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Speaker 2: and pick you up and take your year and now,

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Speaker 2: your urine is gonna come up negative?

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Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying.

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Speaker 5: See, I'm telling you that you're a terrible positive. With that,

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Speaker 5: my urine is gonna come up negative.

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Speaker 4: Ma'am.

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Speaker 2: I hate to I don't want to come out haul

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Speaker 2: you in in front of your family, But you're actually

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Speaker 2: gonna be coming in and you're gonna do three months.

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Speaker 4: That's all I can tell you.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna confidence.

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Speaker 5: Sir, you got the wrong saying. I don't know you

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Speaker 5: got the wrong. It's one of the two, might be both.

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Speaker 5: You got the wrong. You got the wrong say. I'm

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Speaker 5: letting you positive no positive. I'm trying to tell you

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Speaker 5: I got kids, man, No positives.

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Speaker 2: Listen, ma'am, I'm telling you one more time. You either

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Speaker 2: want to come in or want me to come.

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Speaker 5: And get you what one Let me tell you what

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Speaker 5: I want you to do. I want you to find

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Speaker 5: out who you have because that ain't my don't. I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna tell me nothing about it. You got some some

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Speaker 5: that that is not good. I gave you some good times.

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Speaker 5: I got to figure out y'all keep taking enough people

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Speaker 5: soft fall kills and folks. Y'all had me saying some

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Speaker 5: time miss my children. Now I'm I mean getting your

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Speaker 5: good with me. I'm died. I ain't give you a bed.

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Speaker 5: I'm no like that. And where is my probation off You.

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Speaker 4: Say your name is wo My name is Officer Rogers.

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Speaker 5: I don't know Officer Rogers. Like I said, you might

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Speaker 5: be the reason why it came back by. You might

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Speaker 5: be the reason I need to speak with mister Wills.

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Speaker 5: That's my probation officers, officer. Now, I have clean it

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Speaker 5: all time. Mister you shouldn't be calling me.

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Speaker 2: I should be calling you because I'm gonna epidenty, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna have to come down the hall your behind in myself.

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Speaker 5: Well, you can bring yourself and when you call you

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Speaker 5: bring mister Wicker. He'll let you know. I'll have no

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Speaker 5: positive you can come to my job.

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Speaker 2: I got you got you know what, There's one more

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Speaker 2: There's one more thing that I need to.

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Speaker 5: Bring your come all right, now, come on, I.

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Speaker 4: Got one more thing I need to say to you.

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Speaker 4: Are you listening to me?

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Speaker 5: What is it?

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Speaker 4: Sir? This is Nephew Time.

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Speaker 2: It from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got

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Speaker 2: prank by your sister Alan.

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Speaker 5: I know one thing, y'all play too much. I'll play

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Speaker 5: too much. When I'm coming to give mister Rogers, she

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Speaker 5: gonna get this hell out of me. Tell me thinking

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Speaker 5: I was doing drugs and didn't know about it. I

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Speaker 5: need you not to play with people like that.

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Speaker 4: Okay for you? All right? Hellous, it's your sister. She

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Speaker 4: put me up to it. Baby, when you.

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Speaker 5: Ever see him, you see what she looks like.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna beat the.

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Speaker 1: Hell out of us.

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Speaker 4: I got one more question for your baby. You got

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Speaker 4: to tell me this.

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Speaker 2: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 2: show in the Land, The.

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Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Morning Shows.

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Speaker 4: Once again.

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Speaker 2: Once again, this is brilliant, as ignorant as all times.

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Speaker 2: All right, all right, got a lot of dates on

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Speaker 2: the table. I think y'all know about most of them.

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Speaker 2: What's coming up? October nineteen? October nineteen, that's the Sweetest

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Speaker 2: Day Comedy Jam.

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Speaker 4: I don't have to tell you.

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Speaker 3: Bill Bellamy awesome comedian awesome, Awesome, Tommy Davidson all testing

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Speaker 3: and proving, awesome, lou neell oh my god, awesome, Mark

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Speaker 3: Curry legend in the game, Awesome, Tony.

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Speaker 2: Roberts stupid as all get out. Sweetest Day Comedy Jam

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Speaker 2: on Saturday, October nineteen in Chicago.

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Speaker 4: That's Shy time. Do y'all miss the shine?

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Speaker 1: Every Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Every day?

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Speaker 1: Every day?

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Speaker 4: What do you miss about Chicago? Illinois?

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Speaker 2: Also, I'll be at the wind Trust Arena. I'm trying.

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Speaker 2: That's what this Paul is for, wind Trusted Arena. Sweetest

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Speaker 2: Day Comedy Jam. Not back to my Chicago wins. What

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Speaker 2: is it that you miss about shy Town?

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Speaker 4: What is it? What is my brother fish as Larry

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Speaker 4: not Kimfolk. Yeah, my uncle Jack, who's fish shirt? That's

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Speaker 4: my brother? Oh? What about Jay and j Fish. Was

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Speaker 4: that you know, I'm just oh yeah, back in the

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Speaker 4: day to day.

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Speaker 1: Baby, Yeah, I'm not sure about now because I no

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Speaker 1: longer live there, but yeah, jaj.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah back.

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Speaker 2: Miss.

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Speaker 4: Let me tell you something about Chicago. Oh, I miss everything.

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Speaker 4: I miss everything about the city.

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Speaker 6: That is one of the greatest cities in the world.

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Speaker 6: But it is cold too long, and that is it.

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Speaker 6: My mom lived there thirty five years, my grandmama lived

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Speaker 6: there fifty five years.

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Speaker 4: They was like, does the lake freezer? Yeah, complete, yes,

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Speaker 4: And I'm just ask I'm just asked.

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Speaker 2: And the food and the people, well, it might not

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Speaker 2: be too cold October nineteenth.

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Speaker 4: That's all.

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to think that I'll be there, hope.

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Speaker 2: Do I need a mink? Do I need a lover?

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Speaker 2: Do I need a swabing?

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Speaker 4: Be nice? All of that?

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Speaker 6: I just never know.

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Speaker 4: Love Boots, stay ready, you stay ready in the shot,

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Speaker 4: Baby shout town, were coming.

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Speaker 1: Baby all right, nephew, thank you? Coming up next, Strawberry Letter,

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Speaker 1: Hot and Heavy every Night is the subject. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show