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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Altomy one a day.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes, yes, that's going to

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Speaker 1: be shorter than what he is considered the average height

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Speaker 1: for men. But with my lower center of gravity, my

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Speaker 1: keen sense of smelled not underestivate my ability to run

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Speaker 1: for cover. But I digress. Let's meet her alchemy? Shall

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Speaker 1: we no particular order? Please welcome back to these proceedings,

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Speaker 1: Captain James Mackailvoyheeney. Thanks for having me. Jumbo Jim. Are

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Speaker 1: you certified to scuba dive? No, I'm not certified to

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Speaker 1: scuba dive, but I am a strong swimmer. Would you

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Speaker 1: like to be certified? Are you certified to certify that

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Speaker 1: it's going to be one of the things that happens

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Speaker 1: in my pool? Alright, sure, yeah, I'm setting up scuba

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Speaker 1: diving in a pool. I'm setting up a summer program

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Speaker 1: to certify people to scuba dive in the pool. Are

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Speaker 1: you in? I mean that's all I needed now please

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Speaker 1: say hey do sir Gary Anthony william Surgeon, Gary Anthony Williams,

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Speaker 1: I just I got a doctorates uh in surgery three

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Speaker 1: three days ago. Now it's toe surgery though, right, is

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Speaker 1: it anything? I guess I guess it is because they

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Speaker 1: said anything below midfoot, So yeah, I guess that's mostly tope,

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Speaker 1: my liege. While assembling your Kingdom's crest, what's most important

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Speaker 1: that we engrave in the center? Oh wow? Seriously, and

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Speaker 1: this is this. I don't hate cats. That is that

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Speaker 1: a cat over your shoulder? By the way, polot on

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Speaker 1: the on the couch? What is that? What is that?

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Speaker 1: Is that? A cat? You know what? I'm not at

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Speaker 1: liberty to say, okay, um, but just seriously, I don't

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Speaker 1: hate them. And and if if I leave anything in

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Speaker 1: this world letting people know that's it. I hate them.

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Speaker 1: I hate them. No, okay, thank you for that. That's

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Speaker 1: what will be in the center. Holy crap. Jackie Gonzalez

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Speaker 1: de Ruthie is here. Yes, uh it girl? Forever tell

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Speaker 1: us about that time you did that thing to what's

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Speaker 1: your face? Honestly, it was really really rough. She's one

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Speaker 1: of my best friends to this day, and I don't

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Speaker 1: even want to like think about it. It's something that

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Speaker 1: i've kind of black hole because of how cruel it was.

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Speaker 1: But you know, we were in fourth grade, so I

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Speaker 1: wasn't at the capacity and the fact that we could

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Speaker 1: still move on and be best friends, um is amazing.

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Speaker 1: But it haunts me to this day for sure. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I thank you for that. I thank you for your honesty.

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Speaker 1: I thank you for the potential lawsuit coming. And last

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Speaker 1: but right in your pie whole, if you think at

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Speaker 1: least it's Joey Greer, Um, what is the right uh

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Speaker 1: telephone number? I gave out two different numbers for you,

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Speaker 1: uh last time, and I just need the correct one. Plates. Well,

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Speaker 1: what are you trying to call about? That's the question? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well anything, all right. Well, let's be a little more specifically,

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Speaker 1: a lot of numbers. I've got a lot of lines

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Speaker 1: because I'm doing a lot of things. People coming for advice, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: this isn't a funk around phone line. Okay, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna clog it up just because you want to chat,

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Speaker 1: all right. So you're saying it's not a funk around

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Speaker 1: phone line, it's not a funk around Well one of

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Speaker 1: them is. But the what which one? That's my question? Okay,

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Speaker 1: the the the funk around phone line? What's the number

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Speaker 1: for that? It's actually a very serious number, something very

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Speaker 1: near and dear to my heart. It was actually a

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Speaker 1: actually couldn't see numbers. They couldn't use numbers anyway. So

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Speaker 1: the the number significance of that number is so very important,

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Speaker 1: so very important. And um, actually the numbers connected together. Uh,

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Speaker 1: they don't all numbers connect together. No, Tame's not all

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Speaker 1: numbers connect together. Okay, there's sometimes a dash or a

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Speaker 1: decimal point, all right, that breaks the numbers up. All right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I kissed. I don't feel like we got a number yet,

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Speaker 1: did we? Well? The number? So just for number, man,

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Speaker 1: that's all we need. We don't need a story, you

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Speaker 1: don't need. Why don't you just give the nine right

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Speaker 1: now on my phone and see if I careful. If

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Speaker 1: you accidentally do one one later, you're gonna get big trouble.

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Speaker 1: All of our scene suggestions, either of course, from the

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Speaker 1: patron v I P Jake mm hmm Jake, who wrote, Hi, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: thanks so much for taking my last scene suggestion. I

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Speaker 1: have another parents convinced their pre verbal children are trying

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Speaker 1: to communicate to them through pooping. I promised this is

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Speaker 1: not inspired by true events, Thanks Jake. We just have

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Speaker 1: the twins, so you know they're they're gonna run around

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Speaker 1: together most time. Ma'am, I can, I can. I can

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Speaker 1: handle babysitting. This is not new to me, okay, baby,

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Speaker 1: said everybody in a three mile radios to this block,

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Speaker 1: even since some children who I just don't think you understand.

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Speaker 1: We just have the twins. These are our only children,

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Speaker 1: so really it's important that you you get that, like,

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Speaker 1: these are precious children. Don't trust me, trust me, you

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Speaker 1: can leave. Look, I'm not even going to charge you

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Speaker 1: first sixteen babysitting with me. That's how much trust I

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Speaker 1: want you to have in me that I don't even know, Like,

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Speaker 1: are we really looking for a deep discount on a babysitter.

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Speaker 1: Are we looking for somebody that's expensive. I mean, I've

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Speaker 1: chard you this before. I want a discounted price on

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Speaker 1: my steaks and on my babysitting. Okay, it's just our

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Speaker 1: babies are smarter than other babies. These babies can communicate.

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Speaker 1: You do realize that I have several degrees in babyology?

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Speaker 1: Do you really? Yeah? Why don't you too? Just screwed

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Speaker 1: care of your little one. I like where he's coming from.

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Speaker 1: Let's should we warn him about that? I don't know

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Speaker 1: about warning him. I mean, if he's into babiology, then

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Speaker 1: he maybe has seen this before. This discoveries half the fun.

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Speaker 1: Do we really need to tell them? All? Right? Thank god?

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Speaker 1: I have a hearing problem where when couples discuss something,

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Speaker 1: I can't even understand what they're saying. I left you

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Speaker 1: by the way, a steak on the hood of your

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Speaker 1: Dr Carter, I'm finding some really strange results in the

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Speaker 1: twins that we just saw. I'm not, but I'm getting

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Speaker 1: some kind of vocal tones from the fecal samples that

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Speaker 1: we Dr Winston, are you trying to tell me that

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Speaker 1: you're getting some sort of vocal tones from the fecal

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Speaker 1: to hear me? I mean, like every time you know

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Speaker 1: I'm not the best doctor out there. I know that

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Speaker 1: I don't know, and I just want to confirm that

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Speaker 1: So I just want to confirm that. Yeah, I can

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Speaker 1: This is exactly what I was talking about. These waves

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Speaker 1: are off the chart. Is there anyway, nurses, there anyway

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Speaker 1: go and get those fantastic, Dr Winston. I want to

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Speaker 1: be frank. This is why you don't have a medal

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Speaker 1: in the Doctor Olympics. This is exactly why you muddle things.

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Speaker 1: yet now you're trying to make some kind of cacophony

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Speaker 1: Here are the tone samples. Here the tone samples, pud me,

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Speaker 1: Dr Winson, doctor cutter, and put back the tone samples

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Speaker 1: from the baby sperm whales. If I could just align

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Speaker 1: them here crutty cube board, there are And now every

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Speaker 1: five steps back. You add something in there that its

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Speaker 1: my current research. And I am an Olympian doctor mr

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Speaker 1: and mrs. And it looks like maybe this is one

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Speaker 1: of your first date nights out. You look a bit

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Speaker 1: good and married long enough to have you. May I

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Speaker 1: recommend the Chimmy chury tonight. That does sound good. And wine?

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Speaker 1: Anyone care for wine? We have it by the glass,

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Speaker 1: don't started I can wine, but the best of the

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Speaker 1: chimmy chury make one gassy? Absolutely it does, madam, follow

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Speaker 1: up question, what doesn't make him gassy? Is this thing?

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Speaker 1: I don't want her to be gassy. I my guest

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Speaker 1: doesn't smell that bad. This is a wonderful conversation. Let

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Speaker 1: the other half. How about that? Then you can guess. Core,

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Speaker 1: push the sauce? Okay, and it's and it can't go

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Speaker 1: the other we gotta make it a full ball. We

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Speaker 1: chimmy cherry tonight, just say the full bowl is half.

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Speaker 1: Just say the full bull is ha. That's genius. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, are you serious right now? Kevin? Are you

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Speaker 1: serious right now? Yeah? Let me put these dishes packs.

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Speaker 1: Sorry for no please? Oh my god, Oh my god, boss,

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Speaker 1: I can see when I've been bested. I quit, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: here's my apron. Disagree with this. I mean, we are

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Speaker 1: in the dinner rush. But my god, Kevin, my god,

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Speaker 1: cour thank you for your service. Honey, listen, um I

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Speaker 1: They're just sweaty. Okay. So maybe you saw the writing

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Speaker 1: asked for this date, No, no, I just thought it

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Speaker 1: birthday or my birthday. I have no idea. No, it's

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Speaker 1: about Joey Jr. Um. I. I don't think he is

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Speaker 1: going to communicate beyond his current level of communicating. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's why would you say that He's not even two

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Speaker 1: years old and he's able to communicate through his poop.

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Speaker 1: That's brilliant. That's genius, just baby genius on the level

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Speaker 1: cuple Sorry, but man, didn't had to step out for

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Speaker 1: the evening. Um, I just know about Oh man, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, it's delicious. Oh sorry, just tight on me.

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Speaker 1: I just had this stone out on his clothes. But

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Speaker 1: I don't know. If you alright, babies, then everybody relaxed.

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Speaker 1: even a little further past that. You can believe it,

417
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Speaker 1: that's how far podcast technology has gone. What's your favorite

418
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Speaker 1: in the past? Excuse me, sir, uh huh, excuse me, sir,

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Speaker 1: excuse I had my hand raised Sarah I raised my

420
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Speaker 1: hand to tell you that her mine has are actually

421
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: waiting here mine husband, I've been holding mine up, and

422
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 1: he just said excuse me while he shot his up.

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00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 1: So okay, you too, Look YouTube been doing this entire tour,

424
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Speaker 1: all right. You two have been doing this the entire tour. Now,

425
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: it's obviously you came together. I don't know why you

426
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: keep fighting with each other, but they're they're my children,

427
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: so please be nice these your twins. Yeah, okay, I'd

428
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: love to hear about the old WESH podcast. Do you

429
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: have anything there in the museum with Osh PoCA? Actually

430
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Speaker 1: I do, and I'm going to refuse to even hear

431
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Speaker 1: where your two questions were, all right, I want that

432
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Speaker 1: to be clear. Come on, Victoria, Victoria, I'm going to

433
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 1: talk to you about my personal trials and tribulations about

434
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Speaker 1: being a Cooman. My father has me betruthed to lend

435
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: that I love. Where is it from from? When? Suffolka,

436
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: he's from the fields of Chesterton. I can't stand the fields.

437
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 1: He's from the Chester fear dig Here's the thing, Alana,

438
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: I happen to be in love. I happen to be

439
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: in love with the pale milk boy down the road.

440
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: He touches me on the arm and it feels like

441
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 1: he's touching me all over. Why didn't you simply let

442
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:36,199
Speaker 1: him touch you all over? What's the harm there? I

443
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: have so many layers on, how could he even get there? Yeah, pantaloons.

444
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: Then that one skirt that has that stiff on top.

445
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: It'd be best if I knew the names. Then the

446
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: one other the top skirt that also has the bustle.

447
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: I assure you, miss, you didn't need to know the

448
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: names of each of your garment. This is what all

449
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: the edge in the New Cities are wearing. I think

450
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: you'll be quite pleased if there anything that has less layers.

451
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: I'm interested in being. How do I say available to touch?

452
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: Say no more? Say no more. I believe we've got

453
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: just the thing. Let me put the model out in

454
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Speaker 1: the right outfit and come out and show you. Hold

455
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Speaker 1: on one second. Thank you so much? Right, Reggie, Reggie,

456
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: I need you to dress in the outfit with the

457
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: hole in the back. Can you do that? Alright? Day? Game?

458
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: This time you're gonna need to pay me, all right,

459
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: I absolutely pay your mate a hundred quid? Sound good, Am?

460
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: I like as quid. That's my final lover, or I

461
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: could yeah, the one with the nice big hole in

462
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: the back. How are you saying it all in the bag?

463
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: I very good, very well. The model will be out

464
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: in just a moment. Would you get some more tea,

465
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 1: a spot of tea? Perhaps I could absolutely do it.

466
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: And let me be clear in terms of payment. I've

467
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: just brought in two meat pies. What have addressed to

468
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: meat pies? Play pays for? Let me make sure we've

469
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: got just the thing for you. Be right back, ms Reggie.

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00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: My leg forget it might may forget. It's a fild

471
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Speaker 1: Just come out and you blown as noe, cays my

472
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Speaker 1: legs on fistering out. I do actually because I want

473
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Speaker 1: to chase this one away. Come on, come on, come

474
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Speaker 1: on here. We are missed the latest from the horse.

475
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: Lots of wows so pussy it's it looks like blood,

476
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: but it's yellow slight dog leg left that this mate.

477
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: I actually have quite an interest in the new fangled thing.

478
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: Maybe medicine can take a look. I don't believe in that.

479
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: I believe if I pray enough, the good low boyum

480
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: are like I believe, if perhaps I put on some

481
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: kind of tourniquet. Maybe I could stop blood flow, but

482
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: would that help the pass? Maybe not? You see, I

483
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: don't know much. Pardon me, good sale. You're the fair

484
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: milkman with a fair skin. I think that that sounds

485
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: like in describing me. But a friend of mine has

486
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: shown her interest in you. Yes, but I like to

487
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: spit to you personally first. All right, all right, my

488
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: friend has something of um a problem. You see. Well,

489
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I can you walk with me while I

490
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: deliver this milk? Of course I can, because it's milk

491
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: or spoiler if I just stand here? Okay, So the problem?

492
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: Perhaps I should walk closer to you in case I stumble.

493
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: I have very delicate ankles. But you've got a team.

494
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: She could got some saures on your face. Maybe I

495
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: get too close. They're not so much sores as they

496
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: are my soul exposing. It's up to you, all right,

497
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: all right, so go ahead. What's what's the what's the

498
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: way you that's your friend has? My friend who doesn't

499
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: know much about love? It told me to tell you

500
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: that if she comes over, whatever you do, don't touch her.

501
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: I mean, typically I don't. I'm just a milkman. I

502
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: don't touch anybody all on one second. Let me knock

503
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: on the door. It's amazing. It's Jesus. She's got a plague.

504
00:32:55,960 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: She's not with me. She hasn't put a mouth in

505
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: the milk. Don't worry about what you're played milk, but

506
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: this you're gonna play me pull up milk, dam it?

507
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: All right, you gotta scram Who who is it that

508
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: you don't want me to touch? All right, professor click black.

509
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: We're ready to begin the podcast. Now. Your guest today,

510
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: by the way, is author of the best selling screen

511
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: production and he'll tell you all about it. His name

512
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: is Rimon. I'm going to count you down. Mm hmmm

513
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: mm hmm um. Okay, so over, we're going to be

514
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 1: talking to an author these days, and this author will

515
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: be uh, it's I think it's Mr rym jab By.

516
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: It was a m job. The name is Okay. So

517
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 1: you've got a new book that you'd like to I

518
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: guess we're going to advertise it here on the cast.

519
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 1: That's exactly what. I have a new book, all right,

520
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, and he's my papers are all rustled up.

521
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: I don't quite what is it about. Now. In the

522
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: future podcast section, you can see. I have a question

523
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: about that last one. What's a one job? I'm not

524
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,919
Speaker 1: gonna sir, can you can you him? I'm not gonna

525
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: answer that to your job. I honestly, they've got me

526
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: stumped too. They've got me stumped too. I don't know

527
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 1: what I have a I have a question. Did Jesse

528
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 1: James do podcast? Or didn't he? That's all I need

529
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: to know, sir. The Western podcast section is under renovation.

530
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: I've told you that before. Okay, you're gonna come back

531
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: another time, so you're gonna insist on answering these kids questions.

532
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,439
Speaker 1: I'm not going to I've told me before. I'm gonna

533
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 1: hear the question. I'm gonna allow. What's the job? The Dave?

534
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: The Western thing, the Western section, huh that they're gonna

535
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: open it up a little bit later today today, today,

536
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: the Western section? What am I the only one who

537
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: understands me? You working? Wal walk walk walk walk walk,

538
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:47,240
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the old West with you start, Dave

539
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: castle Fell, Thanks very much, glad well, folks, welcome back.

540
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna sit around the campfire again and hear stories

541
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: of the trail. That's the wolf howl that tells us

542
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: my guest is here, so let's bring him in. This

543
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: is Sheriff Thompson. Sheriff Thompson, thank you for joining us today. Yeah.

544
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's my my friend you got here. I just

545
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: couldn't help. But notice you call it Old West and

546
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: it's just as the West to me. I'm not I'll

547
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: stay out of this. So your friend here's coming in?

548
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: Uh like? Yeah? Is this one of your misfits that

549
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: you wrestled up? Oh? Is this is U? S Marshal

550
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: Henry Saddleger. Pardon me, Marshall. Welcome to these here proceedings.

551
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna start things off a little differently here

552
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 1: this evening with a dance number if you don't mind, Marshall,

553
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for interrupting. Is us Marshall sellinger here? That's me.

554
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 1: There's a Skelly wag outside who says he's got a

555
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: bullet with your name on it. Oh, this is getting exciting, folks.

556
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: We don't tell him you found me. I've already told

557
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 1: him you're in here in the podcast booth. I'm sorry,

558
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it the wrong thing. You know. What

559
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: we're seeing their, folks, is the marshals and everybody put

560
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 1: your hands up, Marshall, you're coming with me and everyone else.

561
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: Put all your gold into bloons and whatever else inside

562
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: of this here, Satchel, you want both our gold and

563
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 1: I want your bully on giving me the loot. And Marshall,

564
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: don't you forget you're coming with mat time for our sponsors.

565
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: Hold on a sect there, Marshall, if you would please

566
00:37:55,280 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: and outlaw Feller. Today we're sponsoring Getting Around. Were already

567
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: sure we can't do the dance on the podcast first?

568
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: That might be Billy the kid. He said he wasn't

569
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 1: getting around. Let's wait and find it out. Today's show

570
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 1: was brought to you by Catch Them's Hey made catch

571
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: room mate. If you want your horse to eat the

572
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 1: best possible, Hey, you want catching him alive? Bully, but

573
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: the Blues put it on this satual those ad reads.

574
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 1: I want that too. That's pirate treasure to me. You

575
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: better give it to me, good you better give it

576
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 1: to me. Good night. Can someone come help me drag

577
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: this dead man's body? You can keep going with that podcast?

578
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't mind. Yeah, folks, I don't know if you're

579
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: catching up on this. Marshall took one, but he may

580
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: or may not. Let's see if my next guest is Rick,

581
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: I'm ready. It's everybody's chummed from down to the saloon.

582
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: Jimmy Tink king man if damon think a kingle man. Hey,

583
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: you gotta come on in the saloon lately. Oh he

584
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: got the reoting. It's tooting. Its funniest time you've ever

585
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: seen chasing the girls around the piano. I ain't chasing

586
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: them so much is that they're chasing me. But I

587
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: didn't happen to be behind them. Say we got Fastperril

588
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: on the tap, he got a right good little maker mouth.

589
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: This week on our West podcast, I actually brought in

590
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: two special guests. These girls work at the saloon with me,

591
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: and we're here to talk about what's going on in

592
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: this saloon that we're not happy about. Now we've got

593
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: a saloon manager who's chasing us to saying, we chase

594
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 1: who's chasing us around, pinching, trying to pinch through our

595
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 1: skirts and it's not okay. I don't want that. Mm hmmm.

596
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna be honest. I did I shot him?

597
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: Oh you did? Yeah? I shot him earlier? I did.

598
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 1: I shot him in the chest. You know Western justice

599
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: and whatnot. Oh my gosh, I feel so much. The

600
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: Sheriff's gone, and apparently there's the U. S. Marshals. Everyone's

601
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: looking for his body or something that's that everyone's saying.

602
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: So there's just no law in town. And I just thought, well,

603
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: take law on to my own. I love that. I

604
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: love a woman who's standing up for herself, bringing justice

605
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 1: and taking control of her life. I mean, I don't

606
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 1: like the curse, but if that, absolutely, if that, I'm

607
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: not gonna stand for it anymore. I'm gonna shoot him

608
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: in the chest. Can I say so? To all of

609
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 1: the gentlemen who come in and call us pretty lady,

610
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 1: I have a name. I have a name. It is Juniper, Lady,

611
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,439
Speaker 1: it is lady. I mean, your middle name is lady,

612
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: Juniper Jane, Lady, Juniper Jane, lady. But you want to

613
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: call me pretty Juniper Jane lady. That's great. Junifer Jane.

614
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: Could you step into my office please, of course, as

615
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 1: the only lady doctor here in town, I do have

616
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 1: a question for you. Your middle name is lady, but

617
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: on your paperwork for your medical stuff you have Juniper

618
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: Jane lady, but your middle name is lady. You wanna

619
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: you want to explain? You want to explain as a

620
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 1: lady doctor talking to another lady with a pinch proof

621
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: skirt on, do you want to explain to me? How

622
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: have the hell? Lady is your middle name? Well, sure, Jennifer,

623
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Speaker 1: Jane is half a NATed. That's my first name. Lady

624
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: is my middle name. And I would know my last

625
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: name if I knew my daddy. But I don't. Were

626
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: you gonna write me a prescribe for that birth control

627
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: or do I have to? Yes? But other than that,

628
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: I just realized I didn't know your full story. I

629
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: have a new podcast coming home, call My West, and

630
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: I would love for you to be my second and

631
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: or third guest. That's interesting because my podcast is called

632
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: Our West. I have a bit of an issue with

633
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: your titling. Put them up junior for Jane Lady, this

634
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: town is literally only Well, those are the only two

635
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: podcasts I could say from from the West. I don't

636
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: know what's going on, but there's some kind of like

637
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: internal issue with the server or something. But I mean,

638
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: we're gonna scrub, We're gonna question, and I have a question,

639
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 1: what's birth control? What? Oh? That has seen too? Finally,

640
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: one of the kids actually coughed out their question. Seen

641
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: three from patron v I P. Ben Booth, who wrote, Hi, alchemist,

642
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: I have a legit question. How is the show funnier

643
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: than Friends? Yet the cast isn't making millions per episode? You?

644
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: Ben Booth hit it on the head. Yeah, it's Ripley's

645
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you here, as I

646
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: seen suggesting that I hope isn't too dirty. Is that possible, Joey,

647
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 1: We'll hear it and we'll see. Okay. A normally meek,

648
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: reserved person decides to get sexually adventurous and the use

649
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: of a butt plug, uh, only to discover at an

650
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: an opportune time that it's actually a Bluetooth speaker. Lots

651
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: of love, Ben Booth, I'm happy to help the next

652
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: in line. Who's the next in line? Here? Sorry? Um,

653
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: I have a problem with the product I purchased at

654
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: your store on the Priday. Yeah, is there someone behind you? Actually?

655
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: If we could come, holy in your back pocket? It's

656
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: the butt plug I bought from here on Friday, tod

657
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry interrupted? Are you Is there a radio on

658
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: or something? I'm trying to get to the bottom of

659
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: that myself right now. Actually, I'm trying to play coming on, well,

660
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: I take a ship and you know what this is.

661
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: This is a private area when I'm dealing with the

662
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: register and talking to this man behind the registred like

663
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 1: privacy for my purchases. This is a call from the

664
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: Social Security Administration. There has been a problem with your

665
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,479
Speaker 1: social Security number. Please call us back at your early

666
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: as convenience. Did you to take a call? Friend? Uh,

667
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,479
Speaker 1: it's not a good time for that. Actually, you're saying

668
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 1: all of this sound is coming from a butt plug

669
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: that you bought from us. Yeah, I bought a butt

670
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 1: plug on Friday. If you could just keep your voice down,

671
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 1: that's my neighbor. He's Oh, no, you meant you bought

672
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: the look up the little horsetail on it, right, No,

673
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: I didn't see that a horse tail. The horse tail

674
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: I missed. Maybe I didn't put maybe you know what, honestly,

675
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: I might be thinking of somebody else. I got it,

676
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: I got it. I gotta Oh my god, maybe that

677
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: horse tails. Oh I think I put the wrong thing

678
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah. Yeah, Do you want to go into

679
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: one of the room the private yes, yes, please please

680
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: help me. Did I need to escort someone to the

681
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: private room. Yes, please, thank you, Tim, just step right

682
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 1: over this way please, I think are you going to

683
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: be able to help me. Yes, I'm gonna be able

684
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,720
Speaker 1: to let me. Just thank you. Sip in close the curtain.

685
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: I'll be here. This just to that's just unsnapped the belt. There,

686
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: are you? Okay? All right? I don't know how this

687
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:50,840
Speaker 1: is gonna. I can't believed the squad and call okay,

688
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: is it okay? If I sit, I don't I need

689
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: to lay down on the couch for today's session. I

690
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: feel I'm feeling pretty good or not good. But um,

691
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:15,760
Speaker 1: so I took your advice and I did put myself

692
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: out there. Um dating wise, Um, I actually went on

693
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: three dates since three I was last year. Yeah that's

694
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: a quick start. Um okay, Oh, well we had talked

695
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 1: about me putting myself out there. I hadn't gone on

696
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: any dates in two years. Yeah, okay, so I went.

697
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,879
Speaker 1: I went on three. Um, two of them were just fine,

698
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 1: one of them one of them. One of them was longer,

699
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 1: you know, like, Um, over what period of time did

700
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 1: these three days occur? Well, I saw you two weeks ago,

701
00:46:55,120 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: so within in the last two weeks they weren't considered. Okay,

702
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: a chim chury for you, miss and chy for you, sir,

703
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: I actually ordered the salmon. I'm sorry. Let me let

704
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: me just correct for her just one second. I think

705
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: she meant the salmon short of the salmon. Go ahead, darling. Yeah,

706
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: so this guy, like, first of all, he's calling me

707
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: darling on the first date, and that's just driving me

708
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: fucking insane. Okay, thank you, because I wasn't sure, like,

709
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:34,280
Speaker 1: is this me am I being judgment Are my walls up? Okay? Definitely?

710
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: Oh it is okay because it actually really drove me crazy.

711
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: But I guess that's my problem. No, no, it's not

712
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: your well, and then he kept he kept correct he

713
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:47,919
Speaker 1: kept correcting the it's who I am, and what would

714
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 1: you say, like judgmental or like what how do I

715
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 1: be less judgmental? Like I don't know how to pinpoint

716
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: who I am in that way because I want to

717
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:01,240
Speaker 1: fix that right, because like I has missed him really quickly.

718
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: Sure you did well. Whoever of these dates have agreed

719
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: to go on a date with you deserves the benefit

720
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: of the doubt for the first date. I'm not I'm

721
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: not holding anyone hostage. On these dates. They in fact

722
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:26,359
Speaker 1: usked me out on these dates. A right, they they're

723
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 1: beautiful and then you pass judgment on him. You Hi,

724
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can't help. But notice I saw you

725
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: crossing the street the other day and this is a

726
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: wonderful Chimmy Chewerry place right across. Oh I like that

727
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: on like steaks or fish. Yeah, I like chimmy cherry

728
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: sauce on on top of different meats for sure. How

729
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: about I pick you up tonight at my place? That's

730
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: very forward. Um, listen, if you wanted to get a meal,

731
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: I'm I'm actually trying to put myself more out there.

732
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 1: I would like I would like to get a meal

733
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: with you. Um, I actually worked down the street. Why

734
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 1: don't we just meet on this corner again? This that

735
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 1: feels like more comfortable for me? Exactly what time would

736
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: you like to meet? Um? Seven? Let it eight? So

737
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: weird that you would ask me? Yeah? Well, uh, successful

738
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: removal right, looks good. We we don't do return on these,

739
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: but I I honestly I U this is broken. It's yeah,

740
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: you broke it. Yeah, but it's within sixty days. I

741
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 1: don't know what a radio want me to that you broke.

742
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 1: All right, it's got bluetooth capability and you destroyed the internals.

743
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: So I mean, I don't know. I don't see a

744
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 1: horsetail on it. Honestly, I know the to my wa

745
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 1: ain't gonna return it had all right? Well, I I

746
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: just feel like I don't know. That's not how customer

747
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: service works. Like I bought a product here less than

748
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: two weeks ago. I used it on one date. I

749
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:20,399
Speaker 1: have no idea how I this broke. Hey, I Jasmine, Uh,

750
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,919
Speaker 1: pick up the phone, brother, I just I just woke

751
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: up and I found a horsetail in the un a

752
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: horsetail and not in my Just pick up the phone.

753
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: Come on, what's going on? Hey? Yeah? Hey, what's up? Hey?

754
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: Are you still you? Are you still sleepy? No? I'm

755
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 1: talking about I'm not dealing with this. Sorry. So the

756
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: second date that that I went on, that one was

757
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: that one was even That one was like really short.

758
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: I can't I don't even know if I would call

759
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: it a date, to be honest. It was more that

760
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: I was like, add a hot dog stand, ordering my

761
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 1: own hot dog. The guy behind me offered to pay

762
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: for it, and I said, yes, sure. I leaned him

763
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: for a kiss. You said yes, and then leaned in

764
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 1: for a kiss. I said, yes, well, yeah, I'm really

765
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: trying hot Who got the hot tech? Yeah? Um, well yeah,

766
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: do you take that dog? You do? I'm going to

767
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:35,919
Speaker 1: take the hot dog thing? Is this one for me? Yes? Yes, dogs?

768
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 1: It's a hot dogs everybody. Okay, I gotta make some heat. Okay, okay, okay.

769
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: Did you favor theg Yeah, I think that's my hot dog.

770
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: That dog. Yeah, he's saying for my hot dog. I

771
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: bought that hot dog from hot Dogs for she just

772
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: killed What then is going on here? It was a

773
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 1: bit of a hard shove, So it doesn't sound necessary

774
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 1: like he was into you as much as he was

775
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: the hot dog. And that's the problem, you know, he

776
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: just wasn't that into me. As the book, what of

777
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 1: his actions indicated to you? It was time to kiss.

778
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: Well to me. When a man pays for your meal,

779
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: that's a date. And at the end of the date,

780
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,720
Speaker 1: you right, of course. Of course, of course, the question

781
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 1: is did you read anything into the fact that the

782
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: item was a wiener? God? No, I didn't see. This

783
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: is why it's so great that I come to you,

784
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: because you can really look at things zoomed out, and

785
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm so zoom objectively. Objectively objectively that's the word, right,

786
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,800
Speaker 1: That's why I'm here, Jesus, Danny, I can't fix this.

787
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: What the hell you want me to do with this? Man?

788
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 1: We'll put it back together. What's the big I'm not

789
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: gonna put it back together? Looks don't help him any

790
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 1: You gotta take this butt plug back, throw it away,

791
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: or do something with it. I can't. I can't fix it.

792
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it back together. I'm not putting it

793
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 1: back together. Danny, stop playing with the stuff. Will you

794
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 1: come over here and listen to me. I'm not fixing

795
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: this butt plug, man, I just I just wanted to

796
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 1: make sure. Who are you talking to you? Danny? So

797
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 1: I can't here? It was expensive, don't Danny put down

798
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: the put back together? Just put it back and just

799
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,919
Speaker 1: put it back together, can't you hear? I mean? There's

800
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not the crazy one here. I bought

801
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 1: an expensive Bluetooth capable butt plug that I used on

802
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: one day with a wonderful woman. I know you told

803
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 1: me the story. Man. I don't know why it's broken.

804
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: I don't know how it's broken. I just know, I'm

805
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: not gonna fix it. That's not what I'm supposed to have.

806
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:50,879
Speaker 1: A horse tail in the end. Do you see any

807
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: horse tail on it? I see, I see like a

808
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: hook that should be Like you can attach something clearly

809
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: was not made. Well, just give me a new one.

810
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: If you can't exit. I don't expect you to be

811
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: a miracle worker. Just give me another one of those

812
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: on the wall. I just I'm not gonna do. These

813
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 1: are six hundred dollars. I'm gonna a three danny. He

814
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: came to the right place. Let me see the product. Okay,

815
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: Well it's in. It wasn't I didn't break it this bad.

816
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 1: It was in fewer pieces earlier. But now that the

817
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,839
Speaker 1: here it is. He's like death, right, nobody's really dead.

818
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 1: The molecules are just spread apart or whatever the fun.

819
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,839
Speaker 1: But let me just see the thing. Okay, okay, all

820
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: right again, I didn't do all that. Damn tried to

821
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,839
Speaker 1: fix it, took it apart. Look at it. Look at man.

822
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: I'm standing here with a half sherry on and and

823
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 1: and and then then I'm not here to judge people.

824
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: Oh I'm here to fixed products. You bring a broken

825
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,399
Speaker 1: bug plug in here? I fixed a broken blood plug.

826
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,439
Speaker 1: I don't I don't ask questions. I don't ask where,

827
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,919
Speaker 1: I don't ask what a horsetail is. I don't ask

828
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: how you broke about. I don't know what happened to

829
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: the horsetail. And no, no, see that just the whole thing.

830
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Speaker 1: I didn't ask. I wouldn't be able to tell you

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Speaker 1: was the thing. And then there was Lionel and it

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Speaker 1: was a good date. And what I liked about him

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Speaker 1: was he came as himself, you know, like we were

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Speaker 1: going to Houston Steakhouse and he came in a crop

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Speaker 1: top and little dolphin shorts, and I just thought, this

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Speaker 1: guy knows who he is and he likes who he is.

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Speaker 1: Was this the one in the butt plug? What is

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Speaker 1: this the one with the blug? Well, yeah, he did

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Speaker 1: have a butt plug with him. Um, he didn't ask

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Speaker 1: me to participate. He just kind of was fiddling with

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Speaker 1: it all night. So you're taking that from me. I

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Speaker 1: mean I was hoping you'd fix it. No, no, no, look,

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Speaker 1: trust me, give me a week. You get this thing

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Speaker 1: back in better shape than it ever been. You go Auer, Alright,

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Speaker 1: it's just said it's six luck. That's our show for today.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, oh my. Everything was just normal until we

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Speaker 1: put a price on it. Everything was just so straight

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Speaker 1: and narrow. I want to thank all of our alchemists

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Speaker 1: for joining us on this particular outing, starting with Mr

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Speaker 1: James Heeney. James still coming to us from the state

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Speaker 1: of Illinois. I will be back in l A on Monday.

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Speaker 1: I will be back in town. Were excited as hell

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Speaker 1: to have you back right in time for the West

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Speaker 1: Side Comedy Theater opening its doors and a slow fashion

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Speaker 1: next week. I think. So that's exciting as hell. We

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Speaker 1: can all grill gorbos and gang on when we can

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Speaker 1: get in there and do a live shop. But thank

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Speaker 1: you James very much for joining any uh anything you

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Speaker 1: would like to plug. No, it's broken right now, Okay, okay, no,

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Speaker 1: or he's just asking Gary Anthony Williams, thank you very

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Speaker 1: very very much part of it, my friend. Oh yes, please,

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Speaker 1: where should folks be looking to find your wares? Uh?

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Speaker 1: If you got any little kids. Have a couple of

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Speaker 1: voices in the new movie Spirit unto it's about a horse,

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Speaker 1: it's about sure it is that's exciting yourself. I saw

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Speaker 1: the trailer. Looks great. Yeah. Uh. And other than that,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm just out man. I'm out in these streets, bro,

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to I'm out here doing ship man,

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Speaker 1: which is where I'll find you. Yeah, thank you very much,

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Speaker 1: Jackie in the house next door to me is for sale. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's put it out did you want to just putting

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Speaker 1: it out there? Yes, thank you, all right, we'll list

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Speaker 1: that under Joey's phone number. At the end of the show,

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Speaker 1: Jackie Gonzalez Douthy, thank you so very damn much. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for having getting a giant airbit as it turns out. Yes,

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Speaker 1: all are welcome. All are welcome. We do least four.

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Speaker 1: It's a party of four. Thank you again, and thank

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Speaker 1: you and thank you Gary for buying me a house.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to be your neighborhood and to be

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Speaker 1: your neighborhood, not your I'm at Jackie Truthee on the

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Speaker 1: Socials and honestly, that's where you can find me right now.

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00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 1: And sometimes you can find me in commercial breaks during

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Speaker 1: basketball games, which is pretty fun. But right, that's right,

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Speaker 1: you can find me on the Socials at Jackie Dirthy.

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Speaker 1: What's that product? I need to watch these commercials? It

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Speaker 1: is like a god sent commercial from last year. That's

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Speaker 1: like still rolling during the basketball games. God blessed, it's Exfinity. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Exfinity. And I scream into a pillow. That's like

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Speaker 1: the most Like, Oh, so, if you want to see

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Speaker 1: Jackie screaming too a pillow, watch the NBA playoffs, I

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Speaker 1: think is what we're learning. The playoffsky fantastic and enjoy.

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00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: If you want to see you screaming to a pillow,

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Speaker 1: go to my house Patreon. That right when I wake

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00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 1: up or right before I go to sleep, and that's

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Speaker 1: that's my meditation practice. Sure, thank you so very much

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Speaker 1: for being here, Joey. Let's thank you. Engine into the stars.

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Speaker 1: Mr Doug Bain find folks that I heart media. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Pollack thanking you all very damn much

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Speaker 1: for joining us and writing reviews and telling everyone you've

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Speaker 1: ever met please behind you each other. It's the right

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Speaker 1: thing to do. Until next time, Gay