Speaker 1: Looking Jebels second d of day. Nothing says love like
Speaker 1: deep fried butter right, well it dependent that's true In
Speaker 1: the honey Bubble Family. Preston is on the phone. Preston
Speaker 1: took a girl to the fair for his Day's about
Speaker 1: the deep fried food. Really fun first date? What's up, Preston? Hey,
Speaker 1: how you guys do it? Pretty good? Genius? Thanks for
Speaker 1: your email. Tell us a little bit about the girl
Speaker 1: that you want us to call. So the deal is
Speaker 1: a friend of mine noses girl named Crystal, and he
Speaker 1: showed her my picture and she thought it was really hot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she gave her number. No big deal, No big deal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it happens a lot of times. People show my picture
Speaker 1: women think I'm hot. You know, my name's Preston. Preston.
Speaker 1: Did you say that she got your number and called you? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: she gave my friend her number to get to me
Speaker 1: call her. Okay, okay, okay, So you made the phone call.
Speaker 1: I hope you didn't just text. Yeah, I'm old school
Speaker 1: like that. I gave her a phone call. We talked
Speaker 1: on the phone. She seemed really cool, and she agreed
Speaker 1: to go off me D to date. And so you
Speaker 1: took her to the fair. How'd that go? I want
Speaker 1: pretty well? Man. You know, we we went on some rides,
Speaker 1: you know, some typical fair rides, you know, ferris wheel,
Speaker 1: all that kind of fun stuff. We've got some food
Speaker 1: and h Yeah, everything was good, I guess. The only
Speaker 1: kind of bumber of the night. It was a little
Speaker 1: bit colder, and I had anticipated and I didn't really
Speaker 1: dress for it, and she didn't either, and I didn't
Speaker 1: really have anything to give her. Press it up. I'll
Speaker 1: give you some advice. When it's cold and you don't
Speaker 1: have anything to give the girl that you're with, like
Speaker 1: a jacket or anything, simply find an elderly person and
Speaker 1: steal whatever that. Women love that. It's called chivalry, So
Speaker 1: I press it. You sound like a nice man who
Speaker 1: likes to treat women correctly. Did you try to kiss her? Well,
Speaker 1: that's the thing that I was trying to I was
Speaker 1: trying to read it, and I couldn't talk if I
Speaker 1: should kiss her or if I should hug her. So
Speaker 1: I just wanted to hug to play safe, and you know,
Speaker 1: it was a little chilly out. So I gave her
Speaker 1: a hug a little bit longer, maybe than she had wanted.
Speaker 1: For me. So it was a long hu lingering yea,
Speaker 1: castle was a lingering hug, but I liked it. I'm
Speaker 1: figure you're trying to fight him off. Did she have
Speaker 1: to push you back to get you off or did
Speaker 1: she say that's enough for Okay, she didn't really say
Speaker 1: too much, to be honest, it was just kind of
Speaker 1: like a long, silent hug. That's what happens. That's what
Speaker 1: happens when you cut somebody's air off. They don't say much, presdent.
Speaker 1: What did you like about this girl? Well, I mean
Speaker 1: run off the bad her body is unbelievable, Like you
Speaker 1: can tell she to shape nice. You know. I think
Speaker 1: some people she can kind of come off this bitchy,
Speaker 1: But to me, that's just a challenge, right, I'm with
Speaker 1: you on that. I kind of like arrogant and kind
Speaker 1: of see that. I kind of like that, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I kind of like that too. I like,
Speaker 1: get away from me. He's like, yeah, so here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I started off thinking you were a gentleman. Now I'm
Speaker 1: starting to think that you're more like Jebil. I want you.
Speaker 1: That's not a bad things. Okay, Okay, Well we're gonna
Speaker 1: play song, come back, call learn and get your second
Speaker 1: day up date. All right, all right, so good. I
Speaker 1: just think it was in the third grade, fucking jubil
Speaker 1: in the Morning update. Through that whole song, I could
Speaker 1: just visualize Preston holding Crystal in an awkward long hug
Speaker 1: and her trying to get away from his grasp, kind
Speaker 1: of doing like a little squirm. Yeah. Preston met Crystal
Speaker 1: through a mutual friend. Crystal saw his picture and said
Speaker 1: he's and then the friend gave the phone number to him,
Speaker 1: and he called her and they went to the fair together.
Speaker 1: It ended without a kiss, but ended with what he
Speaker 1: described as a long hug, longer than normal. I like
Speaker 1: you very much. All right, Preston, you're ready to give
Speaker 1: Crystal a call? Yeah, let's do it. All right, We're
Speaker 1: gonna call it right now. Okay, okay, cool a, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, all I was looking for Crystal. This
Speaker 1: is Crystal. Hey Crystal, this is Jewel from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. I'm moving on eighty two point five.
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm fine? How are you pretty good?
Speaker 1: You sound hot? I hate to just throw it out,
Speaker 1: she said, like five words total. Yeah, just the way
Speaker 1: she said it right was, Hey, Crystal, I'm calling you
Speaker 1: because you recently went on a date with a friend
Speaker 1: of mine. His name is Preston, Oh God, and you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back, and he wants to know why.
Speaker 1: Is there any reason why you're not calling hi back?
Speaker 1: You really enjoy going out with you. Preston called a
Speaker 1: radio station to find out why I didn't call him back.
Speaker 1: That's pretty much it. Yeah, that's the dumbest thing I've
Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. I like you, Crystal. I've
Speaker 1: been called that before, Crystal, that I wouldn't be the
Speaker 1: first time. So what's the deal. Why don't you want
Speaker 1: to go out with him again? Well, since you've already
Speaker 1: talked to Preston, I don't have to tell you how
Speaker 1: Dumby is one of the main reasons that I haven't
Speaker 1: been calling him back. He sounded kind of chivalrous. I mean,
Speaker 1: he wanted to, you know, be paid for the date.
Speaker 1: He wanted to give a coat to you because you
Speaker 1: were cold. I'm not saying that he wasn't hot and
Speaker 1: gentlemanly or whatever, but he was dumb as wow. So okay,
Speaker 1: so you went to the fair with him? Did you
Speaker 1: not have a good time with them at all. I
Speaker 1: mean we went to you know, the House of Mirrors, Yeah,
Speaker 1: where it's a maze of mirrors, and I got through
Speaker 1: the maze and like five or ten minutes, however long
Speaker 1: it takes a normal person to get through the maze,
Speaker 1: and he gets lost in there, like he's calling for
Speaker 1: me to come and find them to help him get
Speaker 1: through this maze. Do you think how do you get lost?
Speaker 1: It's for kids? Yeah? Do you think it was just
Speaker 1: a boy though, to get you into the dark maze
Speaker 1: so we could like make a movie. You don't think so.
Speaker 1: I mean normally you get you get the hotness or
Speaker 1: you get the brains, and obviously this guy only got
Speaker 1: the nice face. What was the dumbest thing he's done?
Speaker 1: He wanted to get food and he kept saying he
Speaker 1: wanted starberries starberry And I'm like, what the hell are starberries?
Speaker 1: And he's like, you know the red berries that you
Speaker 1: put whipped cream on or you know, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: are you talking about strawberries? He said, yeah, I call
Speaker 1: them starberries because that's what I've been calling them since
Speaker 1: I was a little kid. I said, dude, you sound
Speaker 1: like a ten year old Starberries. I will get starberries.
Speaker 1: Starberries was pretty bad, but I think that the worst
Speaker 1: thing was the bumper cars. One of the attendants had
Speaker 1: to come and unbuckle his seat. Felt for him. You
Speaker 1: know that was not my fault. The ride was broken. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's why I needed assistance, Crystal. At this point, I
Speaker 1: should let you know that Preston is actually on the
Speaker 1: other line and heard everything that you just said. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Crystal House. I like you so much, Crystal. Crystal. You
Speaker 1: said some all pretty mean things there. But I can
Speaker 1: take it because I'm a man and I like it,
Speaker 1: and I look it as a challenge. You like it.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Well, I'm not kidding you. I'll
Speaker 1: take anything you give me. I think we're match made
Speaker 1: in genetics. We're both super hot. There's absolutely no reason
Speaker 1: why we should not be going out in the second day.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, A lot of reasons like one year,
Speaker 1: dumb in the box the rock, thank you. I'll take
Speaker 1: it up a compliment. So why would you taking to
Speaker 1: show a girl a good time? Did you not have
Speaker 1: a good time at the ferret? Took you on some rocks.
Speaker 1: We got some good food. Yeah, like starberries. I said
Speaker 1: that when I was a kid, and girls usually think
Speaker 1: it's really cute. It's not cute, sweetheart. You need to
Speaker 1: speak adult language, sweetheart, man, I do speak adult language.
Speaker 1: I speak the language of love. I not not to me.
Speaker 1: You're not understanding my own language of love. You need
Speaker 1: to come around, though, Preston. Are you like a masochist
Speaker 1: and you just love being insulted? I know, I know,
Speaker 1: you know what that is, Crystal. Apparently reverse psychology works
Speaker 1: really well. I'm Preston. Yeah, he's not getting it. I'm
Speaker 1: not going out with him again. I can totally see
Speaker 1: you guys going out. I love it, Crystal, I love it.
Speaker 1: I could actually see you guys going out, Crystal, just
Speaker 1: being me and him the whole time, and him just
Speaker 1: loving every minute of it. Crystal would love to offer
Speaker 1: you a second date to go out with Preston again.
Speaker 1: Come on, you could use another night of just ripping
Speaker 1: the dude right at least He's way. The only way
Speaker 1: I would ever go out was pressing again. Is if
Speaker 1: I suddenly turned death and I couldn't hear all the
Speaker 1: dump things. Preston isn't insulted by any of it. I
Speaker 1: could do that. I cannot talk and go out with
Speaker 1: you and we'll still have a great time. I would
Speaker 1: pay for you to go on a second date, Crystal,
Speaker 1: not happening. No, there's no way I can get you
Speaker 1: out with Preston again, you know, Crystal, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: even kind of sold on this one. I just want
Speaker 1: to see how it turns out. You love birds. She
Speaker 1: can say anything to him. That's kind of pathetic though, right,
Speaker 1: Why why wouldn't he want to go out with a
Speaker 1: girl that actually enjoys his company? But what if? What
Speaker 1: if he turned you around? What if something happened in
Speaker 1: the second date and you realize that you know, you
Speaker 1: don't have to go to college to be smart. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm saying ask guys, all right, Well, sorry Press, and
Speaker 1: it didn't work out for you. I appreciate your trying
Speaker 1: to help me out, Crystal, still out, be you're missing
Speaker 1: out though? Look at that a foreign language? Yeah sor
Speaker 1: yeah he spoke Italian A broken pupil in the morning,