WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Fun at the Fair

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<v Speaker 1>Looking Jebels second d of day. Nothing says love like

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<v Speaker 1>deep fried butter right, well it dependent that's true In

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<v Speaker 1>the honey Bubble Family. Preston is on the phone. Preston

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<v Speaker 1>took a girl to the fair for his Day's about

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<v Speaker 1>the deep fried food. Really fun first date? What's up, Preston? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how you guys do it? Pretty good? Genius? Thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>your email. Tell us a little bit about the girl

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<v Speaker 1>that you want us to call. So the deal is

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<v Speaker 1>a friend of mine noses girl named Crystal, and he

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<v Speaker 1>showed her my picture and she thought it was really hot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so she gave her number. No big deal, No big deal. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it happens a lot of times. People show my picture

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<v Speaker 1>women think I'm hot. You know, my name's Preston. Preston.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say that she got your number and called you? No? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>she gave my friend her number to get to me

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<v Speaker 1>call her. Okay, okay, okay, So you made the phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you didn't just text. Yeah, I'm old school

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I gave her a phone call. We talked

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. She seemed really cool, and she agreed

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<v Speaker 1>to go off me D to date. And so you

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<v Speaker 1>took her to the fair. How'd that go? I want

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<v Speaker 1>pretty well? Man. You know, we we went on some rides,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, some typical fair rides, you know, ferris wheel,

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<v Speaker 1>all that kind of fun stuff. We've got some food

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<v Speaker 1>and h Yeah, everything was good, I guess. The only

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<v Speaker 1>kind of bumber of the night. It was a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit colder, and I had anticipated and I didn't really

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<v Speaker 1>dress for it, and she didn't either, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really have anything to give her. Press it up. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give you some advice. When it's cold and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have anything to give the girl that you're with, like

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<v Speaker 1>a jacket or anything, simply find an elderly person and

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<v Speaker 1>steal whatever that. Women love that. It's called chivalry, So

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<v Speaker 1>I press it. You sound like a nice man who

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<v Speaker 1>likes to treat women correctly. Did you try to kiss her? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the thing that I was trying to I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to read it, and I couldn't talk if I

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<v Speaker 1>should kiss her or if I should hug her. So

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to hug to play safe, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a little chilly out. So I gave her

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<v Speaker 1>a hug a little bit longer, maybe than she had wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>For me. So it was a long hu lingering yea,

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<v Speaker 1>castle was a lingering hug, but I liked it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>figure you're trying to fight him off. Did she have

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<v Speaker 1>to push you back to get you off or did

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<v Speaker 1>she say that's enough for Okay, she didn't really say

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<v Speaker 1>too much, to be honest, it was just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like a long, silent hug. That's what happens. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>happens when you cut somebody's air off. They don't say much, presdent.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you like about this girl? Well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>run off the bad her body is unbelievable, Like you

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<v Speaker 1>can tell she to shape nice. You know. I think

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<v Speaker 1>some people she can kind of come off this bitchy,

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<v Speaker 1>But to me, that's just a challenge, right, I'm with

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<v Speaker 1>you on that. I kind of like arrogant and kind

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<v Speaker 1>of see that. I kind of like that, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with you. I kind of like that too. I like,

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<v Speaker 1>get away from me. He's like, yeah, so here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I started off thinking you were a gentleman. Now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>starting to think that you're more like Jebil. I want you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not a bad things. Okay, Okay, Well we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>play song, come back, call learn and get your second

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<v Speaker 1>day up date. All right, all right, so good. I

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<v Speaker 1>just think it was in the third grade, fucking jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning update. Through that whole song, I could

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<v Speaker 1>just visualize Preston holding Crystal in an awkward long hug

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<v Speaker 1>and her trying to get away from his grasp, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of doing like a little squirm. Yeah. Preston met Crystal

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<v Speaker 1>through a mutual friend. Crystal saw his picture and said

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<v Speaker 1>he's and then the friend gave the phone number to him,

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<v Speaker 1>and he called her and they went to the fair together.

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<v Speaker 1>It ended without a kiss, but ended with what he

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<v Speaker 1>described as a long hug, longer than normal. I like

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<v Speaker 1>you very much. All right, Preston, you're ready to give

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal a call? Yeah, let's do it. All right, We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call it right now. Okay, okay, cool a, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Hello, all I was looking for Crystal. This

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<v Speaker 1>is Crystal. Hey Crystal, this is Jewel from Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the Morning. I'm moving on eighty two point five.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? I'm fine? How are you pretty good?

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<v Speaker 1>You sound hot? I hate to just throw it out,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, like five words total. Yeah, just the way

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<v Speaker 1>she said it right was, Hey, Crystal, I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>because you recently went on a date with a friend

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<v Speaker 1>of mine. His name is Preston, Oh God, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>not calling him back, and he wants to know why.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there any reason why you're not calling hi back?

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<v Speaker 1>You really enjoy going out with you. Preston called a

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<v Speaker 1>radio station to find out why I didn't call him back.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty much it. Yeah, that's the dumbest thing I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever heard in my life. I like you, Crystal. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been called that before, Crystal, that I wouldn't be the

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<v Speaker 1>first time. So what's the deal. Why don't you want

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with him again? Well, since you've already

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<v Speaker 1>talked to Preston, I don't have to tell you how

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<v Speaker 1>Dumby is one of the main reasons that I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>been calling him back. He sounded kind of chivalrous. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he wanted to, you know, be paid for the date.

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<v Speaker 1>He wanted to give a coat to you because you

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<v Speaker 1>were cold. I'm not saying that he wasn't hot and

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<v Speaker 1>gentlemanly or whatever, but he was dumb as wow. So okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you went to the fair with him? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>not have a good time with them at all. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean we went to you know, the House of Mirrors, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>where it's a maze of mirrors, and I got through

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<v Speaker 1>the maze and like five or ten minutes, however long

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<v Speaker 1>it takes a normal person to get through the maze,

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<v Speaker 1>and he gets lost in there, like he's calling for

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<v Speaker 1>me to come and find them to help him get

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<v Speaker 1>through this maze. Do you think how do you get lost?

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<v Speaker 1>It's for kids? Yeah? Do you think it was just

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<v Speaker 1>a boy though, to get you into the dark maze

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<v Speaker 1>so we could like make a movie. You don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean normally you get you get the hotness or

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<v Speaker 1>you get the brains, and obviously this guy only got

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<v Speaker 1>the nice face. What was the dumbest thing he's done?

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<v Speaker 1>He wanted to get food and he kept saying he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted starberries starberry And I'm like, what the hell are starberries?

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like, you know the red berries that you

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<v Speaker 1>put whipped cream on or you know, And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking about strawberries? He said, yeah, I call

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<v Speaker 1>them starberries because that's what I've been calling them since

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little kid. I said, dude, you sound

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<v Speaker 1>like a ten year old Starberries. I will get starberries.

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<v Speaker 1>Starberries was pretty bad, but I think that the worst

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<v Speaker 1>thing was the bumper cars. One of the attendants had

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<v Speaker 1>to come and unbuckle his seat. Felt for him. You

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<v Speaker 1>know that was not my fault. The ride was broken. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I needed assistance, Crystal. At this point, I

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<v Speaker 1>should let you know that Preston is actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line and heard everything that you just said. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal House. I like you so much, Crystal. Crystal. You

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<v Speaker 1>said some all pretty mean things there. But I can

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<v Speaker 1>take it because I'm a man and I like it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I look it as a challenge. You like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? Well, I'm not kidding you. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>take anything you give me. I think we're match made

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<v Speaker 1>in genetics. We're both super hot. There's absolutely no reason

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<v Speaker 1>why we should not be going out in the second day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, A lot of reasons like one year,

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<v Speaker 1>dumb in the box the rock, thank you. I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>it up a compliment. So why would you taking to

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<v Speaker 1>show a girl a good time? Did you not have

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<v Speaker 1>a good time at the ferret? Took you on some rocks.

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<v Speaker 1>We got some good food. Yeah, like starberries. I said

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<v Speaker 1>that when I was a kid, and girls usually think

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<v Speaker 1>it's really cute. It's not cute, sweetheart. You need to

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<v Speaker 1>speak adult language, sweetheart, man, I do speak adult language.

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<v Speaker 1>I speak the language of love. I not not to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not understanding my own language of love. You need

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<v Speaker 1>to come around, though, Preston. Are you like a masochist

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<v Speaker 1>and you just love being insulted? I know, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what that is, Crystal. Apparently reverse psychology works

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<v Speaker 1>really well. I'm Preston. Yeah, he's not getting it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going out with him again. I can totally see

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<v Speaker 1>you guys going out. I love it, Crystal, I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I could actually see you guys going out, Crystal, just

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<v Speaker 1>being me and him the whole time, and him just

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<v Speaker 1>loving every minute of it. Crystal would love to offer

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<v Speaker 1>you a second date to go out with Preston again.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, you could use another night of just ripping

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<v Speaker 1>the dude right at least He's way. The only way

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<v Speaker 1>I would ever go out was pressing again. Is if

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<v Speaker 1>I suddenly turned death and I couldn't hear all the

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<v Speaker 1>dump things. Preston isn't insulted by any of it. I

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<v Speaker 1>could do that. I cannot talk and go out with

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<v Speaker 1>you and we'll still have a great time. I would

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<v Speaker 1>pay for you to go on a second date, Crystal,

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<v Speaker 1>not happening. No, there's no way I can get you

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<v Speaker 1>out with Preston again, you know, Crystal, I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>even kind of sold on this one. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to see how it turns out. You love birds. She

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<v Speaker 1>can say anything to him. That's kind of pathetic though, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Why why wouldn't he want to go out with a

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<v Speaker 1>girl that actually enjoys his company? But what if? What

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<v Speaker 1>if he turned you around? What if something happened in

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<v Speaker 1>the second date and you realize that you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to go to college to be smart. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying ask guys, all right, Well, sorry Press, and

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't work out for you. I appreciate your trying

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<v Speaker 1>to help me out, Crystal, still out, be you're missing

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<v Speaker 1>out though? Look at that a foreign language? Yeah sor

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<v Speaker 1>yeah he spoke Italian A broken pupil in the morning,