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Speaker 1: Looking Jebels second d of day. Nothing says love like

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Speaker 1: the honey Bubble Family. Preston is on the phone. Preston

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Speaker 1: took a girl to the fair for his Day's about

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Speaker 1: the deep fried food. Really fun first date? What's up, Preston? Hey,

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Speaker 1: how you guys do it? Pretty good? Genius? Thanks for

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Speaker 1: your email. Tell us a little bit about the girl

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Speaker 1: that you want us to call. So the deal is

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Speaker 1: a friend of mine noses girl named Crystal, and he

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Speaker 1: showed her my picture and she thought it was really hot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so she gave her number. No big deal, No big deal. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it happens a lot of times. People show my picture

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Speaker 1: women think I'm hot. You know, my name's Preston. Preston.

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Speaker 1: Did you say that she got your number and called you? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: she gave my friend her number to get to me

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Speaker 1: call her. Okay, okay, okay, So you made the phone call.

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Speaker 1: I hope you didn't just text. Yeah, I'm old school

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Speaker 1: like that. I gave her a phone call. We talked

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Speaker 1: took her to the fair. How'd that go? I want

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Speaker 1: all that kind of fun stuff. We've got some food

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Speaker 1: and h Yeah, everything was good, I guess. The only

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Speaker 1: really have anything to give her. Press it up. I'll

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Speaker 1: give you some advice. When it's cold and you don't

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Speaker 1: have anything to give the girl that you're with, like

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Speaker 1: a jacket or anything, simply find an elderly person and

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Speaker 1: steal whatever that. Women love that. It's called chivalry, So

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Speaker 1: I press it. You sound like a nice man who

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Speaker 1: likes to treat women correctly. Did you try to kiss her? Well,

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Speaker 1: that's the thing that I was trying to I was

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to hug to play safe, and you know,

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Speaker 1: a hug a little bit longer, maybe than she had wanted.

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Speaker 1: For me. So it was a long hu lingering yea,

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Speaker 1: castle was a lingering hug, but I liked it. I'm

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Speaker 1: figure you're trying to fight him off. Did she have

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Speaker 1: she say that's enough for Okay, she didn't really say

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Speaker 1: too much, to be honest, it was just kind of

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Speaker 1: like a long, silent hug. That's what happens. That's what

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Speaker 1: happens when you cut somebody's air off. They don't say much, presdent.

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Speaker 1: What did you like about this girl? Well, I mean

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Speaker 1: run off the bad her body is unbelievable, Like you

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Speaker 1: some people she can kind of come off this bitchy,

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Speaker 1: But to me, that's just a challenge, right, I'm with

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Speaker 1: you on that. I kind of like arrogant and kind

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Speaker 1: I'm with you. I kind of like that too. I like,

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Speaker 1: get away from me. He's like, yeah, so here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: I started off thinking you were a gentleman. Now I'm

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Speaker 1: starting to think that you're more like Jebil. I want you.

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Speaker 1: That's not a bad things. Okay, Okay, Well we're gonna

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Speaker 1: play song, come back, call learn and get your second

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Speaker 1: day up date. All right, all right, so good. I

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Speaker 1: in the Morning update. Through that whole song, I could

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Speaker 1: just visualize Preston holding Crystal in an awkward long hug

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Speaker 1: of doing like a little squirm. Yeah. Preston met Crystal

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Speaker 1: through a mutual friend. Crystal saw his picture and said

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Speaker 1: It ended without a kiss, but ended with what he

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Speaker 1: you very much. All right, Preston, you're ready to give

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Speaker 1: Crystal a call? Yeah, let's do it. All right, We're

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Speaker 1: we go. Hello, all I was looking for Crystal. This

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm fine? How are you pretty good?

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Speaker 1: she said, like five words total. Yeah, just the way

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Speaker 1: she said it right was, Hey, Crystal, I'm calling you

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Speaker 1: because you recently went on a date with a friend

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Speaker 1: Is there any reason why you're not calling hi back?

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Speaker 1: You really enjoy going out with you. Preston called a

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Speaker 1: That's pretty much it. Yeah, that's the dumbest thing I've

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Speaker 1: been called that before, Crystal, that I wouldn't be the

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Speaker 1: first time. So what's the deal. Why don't you want

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Speaker 1: to go out with him again? Well, since you've already

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Speaker 1: so you went to the fair with him? Did you

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Speaker 1: not have a good time with them at all. I

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Speaker 1: mean we went to you know, the House of Mirrors, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: where it's a maze of mirrors, and I got through

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Speaker 1: and he gets lost in there, like he's calling for

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Speaker 1: through this maze. Do you think how do you get lost?

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Speaker 1: It's for kids? Yeah? Do you think it was just

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Speaker 1: so we could like make a movie. You don't think so.

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Speaker 1: I mean normally you get you get the hotness or

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Speaker 1: the nice face. What was the dumbest thing he's done?

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Speaker 1: He wanted to get food and he kept saying he

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Speaker 1: And he's like, you know the red berries that you

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Speaker 1: I was a little kid. I said, dude, you sound

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Speaker 1: like a ten year old Starberries. I will get starberries.

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Speaker 1: Starberries was pretty bad, but I think that the worst

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Speaker 1: thing was the bumper cars. One of the attendants had

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Speaker 1: to come and unbuckle his seat. Felt for him. You

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Speaker 1: know that was not my fault. The ride was broken. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's why I needed assistance, Crystal. At this point, I

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Speaker 1: should let you know that Preston is actually on the

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Speaker 1: other line and heard everything that you just said. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: Crystal House. I like you so much, Crystal. Crystal. You

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Speaker 1: said some all pretty mean things there. But I can

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Speaker 1: and I look it as a challenge. You like it.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Well, I'm not kidding you. I'll

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Speaker 1: take anything you give me. I think we're match made

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Speaker 1: in genetics. We're both super hot. There's absolutely no reason

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, A lot of reasons like one year,

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Speaker 1: dumb in the box the rock, thank you. I'll take

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Speaker 1: it up a compliment. So why would you taking to

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Speaker 1: show a girl a good time? Did you not have

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Speaker 1: a good time at the ferret? Took you on some rocks.

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Speaker 1: We got some good food. Yeah, like starberries. I said

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Speaker 1: that when I was a kid, and girls usually think

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Speaker 1: it's really cute. It's not cute, sweetheart. You need to

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Speaker 1: speak adult language, sweetheart, man, I do speak adult language.

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Speaker 1: I speak the language of love. I not not to me.

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Speaker 1: You're not understanding my own language of love. You need

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Speaker 1: to come around, though, Preston. Are you like a masochist

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Speaker 1: and you just love being insulted? I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: you know what that is, Crystal. Apparently reverse psychology works

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Speaker 1: really well. I'm Preston. Yeah, he's not getting it. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going out with him again. I can totally see

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Speaker 1: you guys going out. I love it, Crystal, I love it.

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Speaker 1: I could actually see you guys going out, Crystal, just

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Speaker 1: being me and him the whole time, and him just

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Speaker 1: loving every minute of it. Crystal would love to offer

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Speaker 1: you a second date to go out with Preston again.

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Speaker 1: Come on, you could use another night of just ripping

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Speaker 1: the dude right at least He's way. The only way

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Speaker 1: I would ever go out was pressing again. Is if

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Speaker 1: dump things. Preston isn't insulted by any of it. I

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Speaker 1: could do that. I cannot talk and go out with

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Speaker 1: you and we'll still have a great time. I would

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Speaker 1: pay for you to go on a second date, Crystal,

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Speaker 1: not happening. No, there's no way I can get you

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Speaker 1: even kind of sold on this one. I just want

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Speaker 1: to see how it turns out. You love birds. She

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Speaker 1: can say anything to him. That's kind of pathetic though, right,

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Speaker 1: Why why wouldn't he want to go out with a

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Speaker 1: if he turned you around? What if something happened in

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Speaker 1: the second date and you realize that you know, you

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Speaker 1: don't have to go to college to be smart. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm saying ask guys, all right, Well, sorry Press, and

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Speaker 1: it didn't work out for you. I appreciate your trying

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Speaker 1: to help me out, Crystal, still out, be you're missing

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