WEBVTT - Dark Week (with Reggie Conquest) 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:04.360 I mean not being said. G Depth just cut out 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:06.200 to me. I don't know what he's gonna do. He could, 0:00:06.680 --> 0:00:07.080 he can. 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:09.800 Make this money's money. 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:13.760 She stands for the game. It don't ease pay Come on, 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:17.279 I love that guy. We got G Death fans. I 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:18.880 liked him, but I don't know if you know. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:22.000 Yeah, I don't think he'd have I don't think he'd 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:22.280 have got. 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:26.840 The fact. I'm gonna say hi today. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:30.560 Welcome home G That. But uh, we're not counting on 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:35.120 you to come in as a major player. I mean, 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:37.040 you know him relaxed, get to know your kids. 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:42.200 When they said he was released, I thought I didn't 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:43.160 even know he was in jail. 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:48.640 Bro sound G Death. 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:50.920 Okay, good to see you, mane. 0:00:51.560 --> 0:01:03.560 I love special delivery anyway. Chips in your ah Kuala 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:12.720 bears are racist. The Foxy money turkey. 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:14.840 Stuff I can't tell me. 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:21.080 Numb numb, numb, and my tum tum tumb. There it 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:24.320 is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:26.880 phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:30.000 The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:34.160 black and steer spiracy theories and we finally work to 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:38.679 prove that Shannon sharp Wood in fact suck some toes 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:42.920 it faced with the right toes. Come on, Shannon, we 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.120 know you got it in you just do it for 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:47.199 the team. My name is David Bory. 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.440 I'm la sick German. I'm all for sucking toes. 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:52.560 I am too, I am too. 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:54.240 I ain't fighting it. 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:56.720 It's crazy move, but I don't get it. 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:59.600 But it's not a first date move. But I recognize that, 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:03.880 like everybody date different, everybody wouldn't the first night. I 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:06.560 don't think I would do it before I got some, 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:08.880 or at least like the promise of it. 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:12.079 No, I'm talking about in the first cup. Oh I 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:16.080 would you would? Okay? Which I mean? I think it's 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:18.560 really the beginning of the converse the topic today. 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:26.080 No, you can jump in whatever I was like. I'm like, yeah, 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:29.079 we'll intro you more properly, but but feel free to 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:30.720 chime in whenever you decide. 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:31.840 Word. 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:34.120 Yeah, I'm down. I'm down sucking toes on the first link. 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:37.800 I'm not opposed to it. I don't think my instinct 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:40.880 lends itself to sucking toes, certainly not. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.280 You're scary for it? What do you? 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:45.919 Come on? Man, I'm just trying to earn it. I'm 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:46.800 just trying to earn it. 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:51.760 I'm not jumping straight to the toes though, I want 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:52.760 you to like take your shoes off. 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.160 No, it's not the first place my mouth is going. 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:59.760 Look, even Steph Curry takes layups before he takes half 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:01.760 court shots. It's my point, you know what I mean, 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:05.120 Like he works his way up to the thing that 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:05.960 is his thing. 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:08.160 I don't think it's I don't think it's a half shot. 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:10.519 I think it's a free throw. I think it's a Yeah, 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:13.240 I think it's a mid range jumper at back, maybe 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:16.320 a turnaround. But like na, man, you. 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:21.640 Feel like across the board, even even a first interaction 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:25.240 with somebody, everybody's like, hell, yeah, suck my toes. No 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:27.440 doubt in my mind that that's gonna be well received. 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.560 Yeah, I mean not more or less than the other ship. 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:41.160 I'm trying to pull off you, like for real, body, Yeah, 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:42.200 I got a couple of movies. 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.600 Yeah, I feel like I feel like it's the first 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:47.480 and it's the first day we're going off to dinner. 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.440 Like when she comes over for dinner, she comes over 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:50.839 for then, I'm definitely sucking. 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:55.520 Toe Yeah, if you cross threat. It's all going in 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:56.440 each other's mouth. 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.520 So if you made bowling a's you put in toes 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:00.800 you about, That's just the way. 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:07.160 If I had to eat up an appetizer, I'm. 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:09.520 Gonna he let me get that. Let me get a 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:10.880 look at them piggies. 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:14.800 Pigs and blanket picks in my mouth. That's the order. 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:21.360 Our guests today. You already have heard his, uh, his, 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:25.119 his bold opinions on toll second and maybe maybe maybe 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:27.599 I'm in the minority, and it actually leads us well 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:30.760 into the subject of today. But our guest today, he's 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:33.480 a phenomenal comedian. I couldn't be a bigger fan of him. 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:36.160 You know him from from uh that damn Michael Jay. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.840 You know him from from Comedy Central. You know him 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:42.400 from Abbot Elementary. He's insecurity, has been all kinds of 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:45.560 cool ship hilarious. Dude, give it up for Reggie Conquest. 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:48.280 Hey, what up? What up? What's going on? It's been 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:49.520 a while since I've been on here, man. 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:54.120 Yeah, you you were in the original iteration of the show, 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:57.560 back when it was just me in a different corner 0:04:57.600 --> 0:04:59.240 of my room. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:03.039 You changed corners of your room. 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:06.560 Yeah, I used to be over there. But it's the 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:13.200 whole thing that's about progress. Yeah, Reggie, you came, well, 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:16.679 we should say you did not come with this conspiracy theory. 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:20.600 It sort of was. It was born of you and 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:24.400 Bory looking at each other and building an almost immediate 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:28.080 bond in a way that that's hard to articulate how 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:31.960 quickly you all sort of like vultron together into a 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:34.279 single body. 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:41.240 You see how he just says that obediate he was. 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:45.400 Going to separate youself, you all the way, the way 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:52.000 you two apes sort of uh monke it up together. 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:55.320 It's it's hard to articulate what. 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:57.200 I was looking at my camera? 0:05:57.440 --> 0:05:57.880 Is that me? 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:06.839 But you you came with this conspiracy today you said, 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:18.960 my mama told me dark skinned Nickus is up. Uh 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:20.200 oh oh yeah. 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:21.080 Tell me. 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:24.480 Tell me everything you're feeling right now in this moment. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:25.679 Tell me what you believe. 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:28.520 I mean me personally. I want to say, for the record, 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:32.000 I don't think we've been down since like early nineties. Wow. 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:37.920 I think Wesley Snipes came up and it's been a steady. 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:42.320 Rocking even even like Peak Drake era, y'all were still and. 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:49.040 Then the Meek ship here's okay, and you're from Philly. 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:49.679 That is tough. 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:52.880 Yeah, I can't no more. I'm kind of over them. 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:56.279 Now get up. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:06:59.320 Rock to. 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.800 Be fair, I was laughing at that video, but then 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:06.480 I went and did the same thing, like it's easy 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:09.760 to sound like a bitch as and he was like, 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:10.880 you know what I feel for me. 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:14.120 At that point? And you're with kids, I was with 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:16.520 grown men. Like it was. 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:18.400 The same exact tone and everything. 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:20.840 I'm talking tough, like I had to take a walk 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:24.760 when the Undertaker got beat it. Yeah, oh my god, 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:27.960 that was a bad day. That was a tough day. Uh. 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:30.680 Here's the thing I think that to the Drake of 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:35.040 it all, here's what I think about Drake. Great artists, 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:39.000 we love him right. Women want to have sex with him. 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:42.559 Men don't want to be him. Nah, And that's why 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:45.800 I don't think he counts for a take. Niggas want 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:49.080 to be Wesley Snipes. Nobody wants to Like I said, 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:52.680 I love the guy. Nobody wants to beat Drake. Everybody 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.160 everybody looks you know what I mean. You see him 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.400 and you're like, oh Drake, you're up to your old 0:07:57.920 --> 0:07:59.840 what are you doing? Spread he go on the bed. 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:03.400 I was just I was just speaking from just cold, 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.520 just apologizing to Kendrick. 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:09.400 Like it's come on, that was a big day summer. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:12.240 That was a crazy dark skin. 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:15.760 I was like, oh got it, that was a that's 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:16.840 a that's that's a. 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:21.760 Good day me. I could not I so first, And 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.520 I want to say this on the record, I didn't 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.800 care about this beef from the start. From the start, 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:31.080 I was like, this is boring. They're just friends like 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:34.280 being like I like beef when they beef when it 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:34.880 really is. 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:40.400 About Yeah, Langston wants somebody killed behind it. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:43.640 I like when a man feels sad after he listens 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:46.040 to another man read poems, you know what I mean. Like, 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:49.160 I don't want this ship where it's like, oh wow, 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:55.559 he rapped really rapping, like yeah, let's burnes. 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:59.160 I respect that. Yeah, you want somebody's baby mama to 0:08:59.160 --> 0:08:59.680 get fucked. 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:01.680 Yeah, that's old school. 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:03.200 That's old school beef. 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.480 That's the worst ship I ever seen on the internet. 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:09.079 That was is just wild. That's the worst thing I 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:11.400 seen girls one Cup. That's still the worst shit I 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:13.520 ever seen on it, Like, you hurt my feelings when 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:16.200 I was I forgot about that, Yeah I forgot about that. 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:18.560 Yeah that's a throwback yeah. 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:21.120 I think he was meaner to to Floyd Mayweather than 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:22.200 he was the Giant rule. 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:25.199 Oh, Floyd got it bad. The reading thing. 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:29.240 That the reading thing was pretty like exposing in a 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:31.840 way that I still look at Floyd a little funny, 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:33.439 you know what I mean, where I'm like, damn, bro, 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:34.640 you you can't read. 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:37.760 That's but even even that era, nobody was getting killed. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:39.520 They were just really shitting on each other. 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:43.079 Yeah, they were just real main. Yeah, but I knew 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:43.520 this bad. 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:45.840 I knew this wasn't real beef, but I didn't. I 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:51.160 was getting into it, okay, getting into it. I was 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:54.120 buying into the friendship and the lyrical ship. 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:54.720 Now. 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:56.679 I don't think Drake is coming doing that. 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:57.160 I don't think. 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:59.160 I think Drake is a foul nigga and he gonna 0:09:59.160 --> 0:09:59.840 say some problem. 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:01.360 I think so. I think so. 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:04.559 I don't think Drake's gonna make this a rap beef, 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:06.960 but I do think he's gonna do something real, like 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:12.400 fucking weird and personal and make this way ickier than 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:13.240 it currently is. 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:16.920 Drake also was bested by a dark skinned man. 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:22.120 He was, he was, he was, but but he bested 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:28.439 He bested a dark skinned man. 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:29.640 Steph is done. 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:36.439 It's hey, almost get out of here. I think that 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:39.559 is fine. I think Clay could come back. I think 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:42.360 Clay could reverse Sammy Sosa. I think he ends up 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:49.400 with us. I think that's I think that's a real possibility. 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.959 Here's what I'll say is I think that there's a 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:54.199 fair argument that a lot a lot of our heroes 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:58.280 are on their downturn. Right Hey, Klay Thompson, Steph Curry, 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:02.800 Drake obviously is at his height of heights. It ain't 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:06.080 looking great. Ja Coles apologizing, But I don't think you 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:08.400 all are given enough credit to the way dark skin 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:12.240 niggas have been acting a fool as of late as well. 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:15.720 I don't think you're acknowledging all of the important players here. 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:21.800 Meek Mill is an important mentioned. Draymond Green has truly 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:23.560 lost every ounce of him. 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:27.280 Well see that's all fun and games, that's all, and 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:32.440 he lost himself in the darkness. He's like Darth Vader. Yeah, 0:11:32.600 --> 0:11:36.680 like come on, yeah, yeah, Like all the things he's 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:39.280 doing is just he got if anything too dark. 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:44.040 Yeah see that's just that's just dark skinned fun. 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:47.360 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly exactly. 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:50.800 This has always been this has always been my issue 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:54.000 with this argument is that at its core, you guys 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:56.680 hate us so much. I want to be clear about 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:00.280 I want to be absolutely clear about my lef whige 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:05.679 I am. I'm furious now you will hand us so 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:10.160 much that when when Drake acts like a psychopath, you go, 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:12.920 this is life skin behavior. He's being a little bitch, 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:17.560 whatever it is. But when Draymond Green arguably does identical 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:19.480 ship to ship. 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:27.760 You actually you've seen Draymond spread equal on the bed. 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:36.920 Let's be honest that you think. Now, let's be completely honest. 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:39.400 You take the dick pic out of the equation. And 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:43.720 Draymond Green is going on his podcast and and starting 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:46.920 beefs that he ends only when he can like wrestle 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:50.640 a dude from the back. It's Drake level behavior, dark 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:52.200 skin activities. 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:54.559 Yes, that's fun, that's dark skin fun. 0:12:55.720 --> 0:13:00.280 Started man suspended, He is suspended, just like I got 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:00.640 used to. 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:02.720 Come on everything, Come. 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:05.160 On, he's doing the same thing Drake does. 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:08.439 He's pulling the fire alarm. Yes, I used to really 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:10.000 pull every fire alarm in school. 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:13.840 Exactly did you get you guys suspend it every time? 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.120 Oh that was like a kink for me back then. 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:19.440 I was every time I could not stop pulling fire 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:21.480 alarm at one point in my life. 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:26.839 That's a hilarious stat bro, there's twenty fire alarms pool. 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:30.040 Oh my god, it was. It was insane. 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:35.200 It is. I get it though, because I've seen somebody 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:38.640 do it and the excitement if that is excitement. 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:42.280 Running laughing, and your on camera they're showing you pull on. 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:47.280 They used to say right here, and I'm like, whoa, you. 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:51.439 Might be the first cereal fire alarm my life. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:55.240 At one point from like from like seventh grade to 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:56.160 like tenth grade. 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:57.679 Oh, it was a problem. 0:13:58.040 --> 0:13:58.840 It was a problem. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:03.840 What do you remember your last pull? Do you remember 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:06.000 like where you were like, hey, I got a chill. 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:07.280 This this took me over. 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:08.360 I got I. 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:11.760 Got kicked out of my first high school ninth grade year, 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:14.719 and I got sent to another school. And then when 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:17.600 I got sent to the worst, the worst school I 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.080 was ever at, I was like, that's probably chill. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.160 Yeah. They were like, we don't even have fire alarms 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:25.680 over here. Yeah, We'll let you die in this bit. 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:31.920 You pulled the fire alarm, we send the police. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:34.640 It's like begetting into the grade. I was like, all right, man, 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:36.120 I gotta I gotta cut this habit. 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:40.440 Damn, damn. They took a great one out the game. 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:41.520 That's that sucks. 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:41.800 Man. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.520 It was a problem gone but not forgotten. 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:47.760 When we come back, we're really gonna try to unpack 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:51.880 this so so called dark skin Niggas is up movement. 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:53.760 Y'all are trying to start right now, see it. 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:56.040 You see what he does, though, Bro, you see what 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:58.560 he does and then he's like, I don't understand the 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:02.960 light skin jokes, dividing, trying to divide and conquered. 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:05.720 It was a good impression. I'll say that. 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:07.040 It was a good impression. 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:10.760 You nailed my voice. I give you that, And it's 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:11.320 only when. 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:14.480 You do that regularly, regular guy. But then you start 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:15.720 to get the. 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:20.160 So called Okay, yeah, I thought I was talking again. 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:23.560 I couldn't believe how close the impression was. We're going 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:25.360 to be back with more Reggie Conquests more. 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:26.280 Ma. Mama told me. 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:37.920 We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch. 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:41.720 We have very exciting merch that we are now selling 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:43.880 and it's it's fucking great. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:47.120 We love it so much. Just sleek, it's sexy. 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:49.360 Come on, you want to tell them what we have? 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:52.400 Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:56.280 really fun. We have a two tone hat Alien Dad 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:59.640 hat the traditional logo in black and khaki. 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Me? 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:45.040 We are back nothing ages well, nothing ages Well, I. 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:47.240 Don't think that was even that long ago. I don't 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:48.120 think that was that long. 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:51.480 Are you guys gonna tell me that's that he got 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:54.640 swallowed by the dark skin? What's that? Why do you 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:55.600 defend that moment? 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:58.720 That one was tough? I don't know. T I think 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:01.120 I think, yeah, I think that in service of the 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:06.000 White Lord, the white I think everyone makes the stakes 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:08.880 and I think he's like I blame that on white Jesus. 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:12.040 And nothing is aging well, like. 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:16.440 Ten years, they're gonna call one of us game. They're 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:18.880 gonna pus a picture. Look at him with his too 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:24.880 dark and nothing ages well man. 0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:28.600 And they're taking all our heroes out the game is 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:31.280 what I get upset about. I don't I don't know. 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:33.800 I don't know, not one white guy who had to 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:36.280 get rid of any heroes. I gotta I gotta lose 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:37.480 one every six weeks. 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:42.440 Yeah, Like nobody looked up to uh to what's his name, 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:47.520 what's the producer's name that Harvey Harvey, nobody gave a ship. Yeah, 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:49.840 nobody was like, I want to be Harvey Wan. 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:53.399 Yeah he's a distributor. 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:56.920 You're like, no, I respect that he's like very famous 0:17:57.040 --> 0:17:59.520 and successful, but I don't want to be that guy. 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:02.359 He looks like, yeah, yeah, fucking awful. 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:05.880 Yeah, it fucking sucks. We ain't nobody left, oh man, 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:08.080 And it's like more and more man. 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:11.800 They waited to cancel Hugh Hefner the moment he gave 0:18:11.880 --> 0:18:14.399 out his last cough, you know what I mean, Like 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:16.959 they were like he was like and they were like, oh, 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:19.720 he's a bad guy. And then he died and so 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:22.440 they just get to live with his memory being good 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:26.119 the whole time. Yeah, Dark Skin niggas is up. 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:26.360 Y'all. 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:29.520 Are y'all are of the belief that this j cole apology, 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:32.120 or at least Reggie you suggested that this j cole 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:36.320 apology might have been the the the big step forward 0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:37.320 you needed at least for. 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:40.440 The right before summer, Right before summer. It's a good look. 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:44.600 And then you know, Kendrick is our patchie beard King 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:50.880 and uh gives. Yeah, he's a He's a patchy beard king. 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:52.240 And I'm following this league. 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:56.679 Do you think that Kendrick now walks away from whatever 0:18:56.800 --> 0:18:58.879 this is? Like, does he go and rest? Or you 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:00.680 think he's coming back with violence? 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:04.080 I hope, I hope he comes back. Viol I want 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:06.560 him to rip. I still want him to rip whoever's 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:07.280 thrown out. 0:19:07.840 --> 0:19:10.560 I also, I mean, I do we do know he 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:14.639 loves his rest? Yeah, he loves he loves his rest. 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:17.800 He loves taking long breaks, which I do too. Maybe 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:26.640 it's the blue with me, I don't. I think it's 0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:29.640 not just Kendrick though. I think I think I think 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:32.760 it's fashionable to be dark skin. Maybe we have more 0:19:33.080 --> 0:19:35.399 dark skin sexy actors than ever. 0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:43.119 Before, ever before Damn saying yeah, come on baka some 0:19:43.280 --> 0:19:47.560 other Africans, I will say right now, and I've felt 0:19:47.600 --> 0:19:48.720 this for a few years. 0:19:48.880 --> 0:19:52.719 We are very much lacking in the entertainment space. There 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:56.200 aren't a lot of great light skin champions moving and 0:19:56.320 --> 0:20:00.400 shaking the way that they used to. Jesse Williams down, 0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:08.320 Michael Eli, Shamar Moore is is long past his his 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:16.800 expiration date. Terrence Howard uh retired from the game. Retired, 0:20:17.480 --> 0:20:20.280 Well he did. I let's talk about him a little bit. 0:20:20.400 --> 0:20:23.639 Terrence Howard did retire so that he could explore his uh, 0:20:24.400 --> 0:20:28.800 his solving these major maths sort of breakthroughs. And now 0:20:29.040 --> 0:20:31.680 he has announced that he's out of retirement because he 0:20:31.960 --> 0:20:34.840 was in massive debt and in need of money. So 0:20:34.960 --> 0:20:37.800 he's back acting again. But he ain't doing great. 0:20:38.160 --> 0:20:41.240 Why And because I know you watched the entire interview, 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:42.960 what what's with the bangs? 0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:47.760 Great question? He he goes five minutes into the interview 0:20:47.880 --> 0:20:55.720 without ever addressing them once. Uh, I think that's a 0:20:55.880 --> 0:20:56.960 reasonable guess. 0:20:57.640 --> 0:21:02.560 Yeah, he don't give skit vibes like No, I don't 0:21:02.560 --> 0:21:05.320 think I don't think he's funny like i'd imagine he 0:21:05.440 --> 0:21:06.520 doesn't like comedy. 0:21:07.160 --> 0:21:08.880 I don't think so either. I don't think he likes 0:21:08.920 --> 0:21:10.680 to laugh, Like, you never. 0:21:10.640 --> 0:21:14.600 Seen him be funny in a movie ever, never, And 0:21:14.720 --> 0:21:17.119 that's like hard for a Blackmail actor to never have 0:21:17.200 --> 0:21:18.560 had a comedic role. 0:21:19.040 --> 0:21:22.440 He goes, he goes five minutes into the conversation, never 0:21:22.560 --> 0:21:26.440 having acknowledged it. And then eventually the interviewer who loves 0:21:26.520 --> 0:21:30.000 him dearly, like is very obsessed with him, believes very 0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:33.200 much in everything that he claims to have done. But 0:21:33.400 --> 0:21:35.760 she kind of goes like, hey, maybe we should tell 0:21:35.800 --> 0:21:38.520 people why you're wearing a wig, and he goes, Oh, yeah, 0:21:39.440 --> 0:21:43.000 it's for a role I'm on set, and it's like, oh, 0:21:43.640 --> 0:21:48.320 take it off. You can take it off. This is 0:21:48.440 --> 0:21:53.320