Speaker 1: I mean not being said. G Depth just cut out
Speaker 1: to me. I don't know what he's gonna do. He could,
Speaker 1: he can.
Speaker 2: Make this money's money.
Speaker 1: She stands for the game. It don't ease pay Come on,
Speaker 1: I love that guy. We got G Death fans. I
Speaker 1: liked him, but I don't know if you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think he'd have I don't think he'd
Speaker 3: have got.
Speaker 1: The fact. I'm gonna say hi today.
Speaker 4: Welcome home G That. But uh, we're not counting on
Speaker 4: you to come in as a major player. I mean,
Speaker 4: you know him relaxed, get to know your kids.
Speaker 3: When they said he was released, I thought I didn't
Speaker 3: even know he was in jail.
Speaker 1: Bro sound G Death.
Speaker 4: Okay, good to see you, mane.
Speaker 1: I love special delivery anyway. Chips in your ah Kuala
Speaker 1: bears are racist. The Foxy money turkey.
Speaker 3: Stuff I can't tell me.
Speaker 4: Numb numb, numb, and my tum tum tumb. There it
Speaker 4: is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another
Speaker 4: phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black and steer spiracy theories and we finally work to
Speaker 1: prove that Shannon sharp Wood in fact suck some toes
Speaker 1: it faced with the right toes. Come on, Shannon, we
Speaker 1: know you got it in you just do it for
Speaker 1: the team. My name is David Bory.
Speaker 4: I'm la sick German. I'm all for sucking toes.
Speaker 1: I am too, I am too.
Speaker 4: I ain't fighting it.
Speaker 1: It's crazy move, but I don't get it.
Speaker 4: But it's not a first date move. But I recognize that,
Speaker 4: like everybody date different, everybody wouldn't the first night. I
Speaker 4: don't think I would do it before I got some,
Speaker 4: or at least like the promise of it.
Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about in the first cup. Oh I
Speaker 1: would you would? Okay? Which I mean? I think it's
Speaker 1: really the beginning of the converse the topic today.
Speaker 4: No, you can jump in whatever I was like. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: we'll intro you more properly, but but feel free to
Speaker 4: chime in whenever you decide.
Speaker 1: Word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down. I'm down sucking toes on the first link.
Speaker 4: I'm not opposed to it. I don't think my instinct
Speaker 4: lends itself to sucking toes, certainly not.
Speaker 1: You're scary for it? What do you?
Speaker 4: Come on? Man, I'm just trying to earn it. I'm
Speaker 4: just trying to earn it.
Speaker 2: I'm not jumping straight to the toes though, I want
Speaker 2: you to like take your shoes off.
Speaker 1: No, it's not the first place my mouth is going.
Speaker 4: Look, even Steph Curry takes layups before he takes half
Speaker 4: court shots. It's my point, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Like he works his way up to the thing that
Speaker 4: is his thing.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's I don't think it's a half shot.
Speaker 1: I think it's a free throw. I think it's a Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's a mid range jumper at back, maybe
Speaker 1: a turnaround. But like na, man, you.
Speaker 4: Feel like across the board, even even a first interaction
Speaker 4: with somebody, everybody's like, hell, yeah, suck my toes. No
Speaker 4: doubt in my mind that that's gonna be well received.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean not more or less than the other ship.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to pull off you, like for real, body, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a couple of movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I feel like it's the first
Speaker 2: and it's the first day we're going off to dinner.
Speaker 2: Like when she comes over for dinner, she comes over
Speaker 2: for then, I'm definitely sucking.
Speaker 1: Toe Yeah, if you cross threat. It's all going in
Speaker 1: each other's mouth.
Speaker 4: So if you made bowling a's you put in toes
Speaker 4: you about, That's just the way.
Speaker 1: If I had to eat up an appetizer, I'm.
Speaker 4: Gonna he let me get that. Let me get a
Speaker 4: look at them piggies.
Speaker 1: Pigs and blanket picks in my mouth. That's the order.
Speaker 4: Our guests today. You already have heard his, uh, his,
Speaker 4: his bold opinions on toll second and maybe maybe maybe
Speaker 4: I'm in the minority, and it actually leads us well
Speaker 4: into the subject of today. But our guest today, he's
Speaker 4: a phenomenal comedian. I couldn't be a bigger fan of him.
Speaker 4: You know him from from uh that damn Michael Jay.
Speaker 4: You know him from from Comedy Central. You know him
Speaker 4: from Abbot Elementary. He's insecurity, has been all kinds of
Speaker 4: cool ship hilarious. Dude, give it up for Reggie Conquest.
Speaker 1: Hey, what up? What up? What's going on? It's been
Speaker 1: a while since I've been on here, man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you you were in the original iteration of the show,
Speaker 4: back when it was just me in a different corner
Speaker 4: of my room.
Speaker 1: You changed corners of your room.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to be over there. But it's the
Speaker 4: whole thing that's about progress. Yeah, Reggie, you came, well,
Speaker 4: we should say you did not come with this conspiracy theory.
Speaker 4: It sort of was. It was born of you and
Speaker 4: Bory looking at each other and building an almost immediate
Speaker 4: bond in a way that that's hard to articulate how
Speaker 4: quickly you all sort of like vultron together into a
Speaker 4: single body.
Speaker 1: You see how he just says that obediate he was.
Speaker 4: Going to separate youself, you all the way, the way
Speaker 4: you two apes sort of uh monke it up together.
Speaker 4: It's it's hard to articulate what.
Speaker 3: I was looking at my camera?
Speaker 1: Is that me?
Speaker 4: But you you came with this conspiracy today you said,
Speaker 4: my mama told me dark skinned Nickus is up. Uh
Speaker 4: oh oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Tell me.
Speaker 4: Tell me everything you're feeling right now in this moment.
Speaker 4: Tell me what you believe.
Speaker 1: I mean me personally. I want to say, for the record,
Speaker 1: I don't think we've been down since like early nineties. Wow.
Speaker 1: I think Wesley Snipes came up and it's been a steady.
Speaker 4: Rocking even even like Peak Drake era, y'all were still and.
Speaker 1: Then the Meek ship here's okay, and you're from Philly.
Speaker 1: That is tough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't no more. I'm kind of over them.
Speaker 1: Now get up.
Speaker 4: Rock to.
Speaker 2: Be fair, I was laughing at that video, but then
Speaker 2: I went and did the same thing, like it's easy
Speaker 2: to sound like a bitch as and he was like,
Speaker 2: you know what I feel for me.
Speaker 1: At that point? And you're with kids, I was with
Speaker 1: grown men. Like it was.
Speaker 3: The same exact tone and everything.
Speaker 1: I'm talking tough, like I had to take a walk
Speaker 1: when the Undertaker got beat it. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was a bad day. That was a tough day. Uh.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing I think that to the Drake of
Speaker 1: it all, here's what I think about Drake. Great artists,
Speaker 1: we love him right. Women want to have sex with him.
Speaker 1: Men don't want to be him. Nah, And that's why
Speaker 1: I don't think he counts for a take. Niggas want
Speaker 1: to be Wesley Snipes. Nobody wants to Like I said,
Speaker 1: I love the guy. Nobody wants to beat Drake. Everybody
Speaker 1: everybody looks you know what I mean. You see him
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh Drake, you're up to your old
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Spread he go on the bed.
Speaker 2: I was just I was just speaking from just cold,
Speaker 2: just apologizing to Kendrick.
Speaker 1: Like it's come on, that was a big day summer.
Speaker 4: That was a crazy dark skin.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh got it, that was a that's
Speaker 3: a that's that's a.
Speaker 4: Good day me. I could not I so first, And
Speaker 4: I want to say this on the record, I didn't
Speaker 4: care about this beef from the start. From the start,
Speaker 4: I was like, this is boring. They're just friends like
Speaker 4: being like I like beef when they beef when it
Speaker 4: really is.
Speaker 1: About Yeah, Langston wants somebody killed behind it.
Speaker 4: I like when a man feels sad after he listens
Speaker 4: to another man read poems, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 4: I don't want this ship where it's like, oh wow,
Speaker 4: he rapped really rapping, like yeah, let's burnes.
Speaker 1: I respect that. Yeah, you want somebody's baby mama to
Speaker 1: get fucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's old school.
Speaker 3: That's old school beef.
Speaker 1: That's the worst ship I ever seen on the internet.
Speaker 1: That was is just wild. That's the worst thing I
Speaker 1: seen girls one Cup. That's still the worst shit I
Speaker 1: ever seen on it, Like, you hurt my feelings when
Speaker 1: I was I forgot about that, Yeah I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a throwback yeah.
Speaker 4: I think he was meaner to to Floyd Mayweather than
Speaker 4: he was the Giant rule.
Speaker 1: Oh, Floyd got it bad. The reading thing.
Speaker 4: That the reading thing was pretty like exposing in a
Speaker 4: way that I still look at Floyd a little funny,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, where I'm like, damn, bro,
Speaker 4: you you can't read.
Speaker 2: That's but even even that era, nobody was getting killed.
Speaker 2: They were just really shitting on each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were just real main. Yeah, but I knew
Speaker 4: this bad.
Speaker 2: I knew this wasn't real beef, but I didn't. I
Speaker 2: was getting into it, okay, getting into it. I was
Speaker 2: buying into the friendship and the lyrical ship.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: I don't think Drake is coming doing that.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 3: I think Drake is a foul nigga and he gonna
Speaker 3: say some problem.
Speaker 1: I think so. I think so.
Speaker 4: I don't think Drake's gonna make this a rap beef,
Speaker 4: but I do think he's gonna do something real, like
Speaker 4: fucking weird and personal and make this way ickier than
Speaker 4: it currently is.
Speaker 1: Drake also was bested by a dark skinned man.
Speaker 4: He was, he was, he was, but but he bested
Speaker 4: He bested a dark skinned man.
Speaker 1: Steph is done.
Speaker 5: It's hey, almost get out of here. I think that
Speaker 5: is fine. I think Clay could come back. I think
Speaker 5: Clay could reverse Sammy Sosa. I think he ends up
Speaker 5: with us. I think that's I think that's a real possibility.
Speaker 4: Here's what I'll say is I think that there's a
Speaker 4: fair argument that a lot a lot of our heroes
Speaker 4: are on their downturn. Right Hey, Klay Thompson, Steph Curry,
Speaker 4: Drake obviously is at his height of heights. It ain't
Speaker 4: looking great. Ja Coles apologizing, But I don't think you
Speaker 4: all are given enough credit to the way dark skin
Speaker 4: niggas have been acting a fool as of late as well.
Speaker 4: I don't think you're acknowledging all of the important players here.
Speaker 4: Meek Mill is an important mentioned. Draymond Green has truly
Speaker 4: lost every ounce of him.
Speaker 1: Well see that's all fun and games, that's all, and
Speaker 1: he lost himself in the darkness. He's like Darth Vader. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like come on, yeah, yeah, Like all the things he's
Speaker 1: doing is just he got if anything too dark.
Speaker 2: Yeah see that's just that's just dark skinned fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 4: This has always been this has always been my issue
Speaker 4: with this argument is that at its core, you guys
Speaker 4: hate us so much. I want to be clear about
Speaker 4: I want to be absolutely clear about my lef whige
Speaker 4: I am. I'm furious now you will hand us so
Speaker 4: much that when when Drake acts like a psychopath, you go,
Speaker 4: this is life skin behavior. He's being a little bitch,
Speaker 4: whatever it is. But when Draymond Green arguably does identical
Speaker 4: ship to ship.
Speaker 2: You actually you've seen Draymond spread equal on the bed.
Speaker 4: Let's be honest that you think. Now, let's be completely honest.
Speaker 4: You take the dick pic out of the equation. And
Speaker 4: Draymond Green is going on his podcast and and starting
Speaker 4: beefs that he ends only when he can like wrestle
Speaker 4: a dude from the back. It's Drake level behavior, dark
Speaker 4: skin activities.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's fun, that's dark skin fun.
Speaker 2: Started man suspended, He is suspended, just like I got
Speaker 2: used to.
Speaker 1: Come on everything, Come.
Speaker 4: On, he's doing the same thing Drake does.
Speaker 2: He's pulling the fire alarm. Yes, I used to really
Speaker 2: pull every fire alarm in school.
Speaker 4: Exactly did you get you guys suspend it every time?
Speaker 3: Oh that was like a kink for me back then.
Speaker 2: I was every time I could not stop pulling fire
Speaker 2: alarm at one point in my life.
Speaker 1: That's a hilarious stat bro, there's twenty fire alarms pool.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was. It was insane.
Speaker 1: It is. I get it though, because I've seen somebody
Speaker 1: do it and the excitement if that is excitement.
Speaker 2: Running laughing, and your on camera they're showing you pull on.
Speaker 2: They used to say right here, and I'm like, whoa, you.
Speaker 4: Might be the first cereal fire alarm my life.
Speaker 2: At one point from like from like seventh grade to
Speaker 2: like tenth grade.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was a problem.
Speaker 1: It was a problem.
Speaker 4: What do you remember your last pull? Do you remember
Speaker 4: like where you were like, hey, I got a chill.
Speaker 4: This this took me over.
Speaker 1: I got I.
Speaker 2: Got kicked out of my first high school ninth grade year,
Speaker 2: and I got sent to another school. And then when
Speaker 2: I got sent to the worst, the worst school I
Speaker 2: was ever at, I was like, that's probably chill.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They were like, we don't even have fire alarms
Speaker 1: over here. Yeah, We'll let you die in this bit.
Speaker 4: You pulled the fire alarm, we send the police.
Speaker 3: It's like begetting into the grade. I was like, all right, man,
Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta cut this habit.
Speaker 4: Damn, damn. They took a great one out the game.
Speaker 4: That's that sucks.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: It was a problem gone but not forgotten.
Speaker 4: When we come back, we're really gonna try to unpack
Speaker 4: this so so called dark skin Niggas is up movement.
Speaker 4: Y'all are trying to start right now, see it.
Speaker 1: You see what he does, though, Bro, you see what
Speaker 1: he does and then he's like, I don't understand the
Speaker 1: light skin jokes, dividing, trying to divide and conquered.
Speaker 4: It was a good impression. I'll say that.
Speaker 1: It was a good impression.
Speaker 4: You nailed my voice. I give you that, And it's
Speaker 4: only when.
Speaker 1: You do that regularly, regular guy. But then you start
Speaker 1: to get the.
Speaker 4: So called Okay, yeah, I thought I was talking again.
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe how close the impression was. We're going
Speaker 4: to be back with more Reggie Conquests more.
Speaker 1: Ma. Mama told me.
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Speaker 1: Has been oh ship swallowing up. Have you gone through
Speaker 1: the time of swallowing where everything was overwhelmed? Me?
Speaker 2: We are back nothing ages well, nothing ages Well, I.
Speaker 1: Don't think that was even that long ago. I don't
Speaker 1: think that was that long.
Speaker 4: Are you guys gonna tell me that's that he got
Speaker 4: swallowed by the dark skin? What's that? Why do you
Speaker 4: defend that moment?
Speaker 1: That one was tough? I don't know. T I think
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think that in service of the
Speaker 1: White Lord, the white I think everyone makes the stakes
Speaker 1: and I think he's like I blame that on white Jesus.
Speaker 3: And nothing is aging well, like.
Speaker 2: Ten years, they're gonna call one of us game. They're
Speaker 2: gonna pus a picture. Look at him with his too
Speaker 2: dark and nothing ages well man.
Speaker 1: And they're taking all our heroes out the game is
Speaker 1: what I get upset about. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, not one white guy who had to
Speaker 1: get rid of any heroes. I gotta I gotta lose
Speaker 1: one every six weeks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like nobody looked up to uh to what's his name,
Speaker 4: what's the producer's name that Harvey Harvey, nobody gave a ship. Yeah,
Speaker 4: nobody was like, I want to be Harvey Wan.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's a distributor.
Speaker 4: You're like, no, I respect that he's like very famous
Speaker 4: and successful, but I don't want to be that guy.
Speaker 4: He looks like, yeah, yeah, fucking awful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it fucking sucks. We ain't nobody left, oh man,
Speaker 1: And it's like more and more man.
Speaker 4: They waited to cancel Hugh Hefner the moment he gave
Speaker 4: out his last cough, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 4: they were like he was like and they were like, oh,
Speaker 4: he's a bad guy. And then he died and so
Speaker 4: they just get to live with his memory being good
Speaker 4: the whole time. Yeah, Dark Skin niggas is up.
Speaker 1: Y'all.
Speaker 4: Are y'all are of the belief that this j cole apology,
Speaker 4: or at least Reggie you suggested that this j cole
Speaker 4: apology might have been the the the big step forward
Speaker 4: you needed at least for.
Speaker 2: The right before summer, Right before summer. It's a good look.
Speaker 2: And then you know, Kendrick is our patchie beard King
Speaker 2: and uh gives. Yeah, he's a He's a patchy beard king.
Speaker 2: And I'm following this league.
Speaker 4: Do you think that Kendrick now walks away from whatever
Speaker 4: this is? Like, does he go and rest? Or you
Speaker 4: think he's coming back with violence?
Speaker 2: I hope, I hope he comes back. Viol I want
Speaker 2: him to rip. I still want him to rip whoever's
Speaker 2: thrown out.
Speaker 1: I also, I mean, I do we do know he
Speaker 1: loves his rest? Yeah, he loves he loves his rest.
Speaker 1: He loves taking long breaks, which I do too. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's the blue with me, I don't. I think it's
Speaker 1: not just Kendrick though. I think I think I think
Speaker 1: it's fashionable to be dark skin. Maybe we have more
Speaker 1: dark skin sexy actors than ever.
Speaker 6: Before, ever before Damn saying yeah, come on baka some
Speaker 6: other Africans, I will say right now, and I've felt
Speaker 6: this for a few years.
Speaker 4: We are very much lacking in the entertainment space. There
Speaker 4: aren't a lot of great light skin champions moving and
Speaker 4: shaking the way that they used to. Jesse Williams down,
Speaker 4: Michael Eli, Shamar Moore is is long past his his
Speaker 4: expiration date. Terrence Howard uh retired from the game. Retired,
Speaker 4: Well he did. I let's talk about him a little bit.
Speaker 4: Terrence Howard did retire so that he could explore his uh,
Speaker 4: his solving these major maths sort of breakthroughs. And now
Speaker 4: he has announced that he's out of retirement because he
Speaker 4: was in massive debt and in need of money. So
Speaker 4: he's back acting again. But he ain't doing great.
Speaker 1: Why And because I know you watched the entire interview,
Speaker 1: what what's with the bangs?
Speaker 4: Great question? He he goes five minutes into the interview
Speaker 4: without ever addressing them once. Uh, I think that's a
Speaker 4: reasonable guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he don't give skit vibes like No, I don't
Speaker 1: think I don't think he's funny like i'd imagine he
Speaker 1: doesn't like comedy.
Speaker 4: I don't think so either. I don't think he likes
Speaker 4: to laugh, Like, you never.
Speaker 1: Seen him be funny in a movie ever, never, And
Speaker 1: that's like hard for a Blackmail actor to never have
Speaker 1: had a comedic role.
Speaker 4: He goes, he goes five minutes into the conversation, never
Speaker 4: having acknowledged it. And then eventually the interviewer who loves
Speaker 4: him dearly, like is very obsessed with him, believes very
Speaker 4: much in everything that he claims to have done. But
Speaker 4: she kind of goes like, hey, maybe we should tell
Speaker 4: people why you're wearing a wig, and he goes, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's for a role I'm on set, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: take it off. You can take it off. This is
Speaker 4: a two hour interview. Take off the fucking wig. You're
Speaker 4: done for the day.
Speaker 2: Do you think he knew what he was doing, Like, Hey,
Speaker 2: this is probably gonna I don't feel like he's a
Speaker 2: skit guy, but I feel like he did, like he
Speaker 2: does things on purpose to like.
Speaker 4: I think, and this is where I start to push
Speaker 4: back again against what you guys are saying. I think
Speaker 4: Terrence Howard is an antics guy. I think he was
Speaker 4: the type to pull fire alarms, and you're not acknowledging
Speaker 4: how much that wig is just a pulled fire alarm
Speaker 4: on top of your head.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Terrence Howard, don't give fire along, fire along.
Speaker 2: I see him pitches up when he was on like
Speaker 2: the Cosby Show, like a good kid.
Speaker 1: Or like or in Sunset Park. He's the devil. He's
Speaker 1: a devil. He's a devil. I'm just saying it. I
Speaker 1: want to be He's a light skinned terror.
Speaker 4: I want to be clear. Terrence Howard does not come
Speaker 4: from anything reasonable. Terrence Howard killed Santa Claus. His dad.
Speaker 4: Fucking no, his dad killed a man in line in
Speaker 4: front of Santa Claus because he bumped into him while
Speaker 4: they were waiting to see Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: Almost as if his dad had some type of a
Speaker 1: page rage.
Speaker 4: They cut in front of them and bumped them, and
Speaker 4: Rn Tower's dad then pulled out a gun, shot the
Speaker 4: man in front of arran toward the other person's child
Speaker 4: and Santa Claus, and then time in prison for it.
Speaker 1: Is this real?
Speaker 4: This is a very real thing.
Speaker 3: Ship never mind, Damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: He don't come from a goddamn thing.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he got it. He got out the mud.
Speaker 1: He's from Cleveland, right, I don't remember if he went
Speaker 1: through that.
Speaker 3: He was definitely gonna pull fire alarms. He starts fires.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a fire That's what I'm saying. He's a menace.
Speaker 1: He's not he's not for play.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think he's I think he's a fire kid.
Speaker 3: Fire alarms was fire alarms was all in fun. My
Speaker 3: friends was like do it, do it, We said, get
Speaker 3: out of.
Speaker 2: I pulled firearms for everybody, you know, that little distraction
Speaker 2: and calls. It costs like like seven to ten minutes
Speaker 2: to get it stopped or sometimes, you know, I did
Speaker 2: it for the people.
Speaker 3: Terrence Howard started fires just because he wanted people to die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wanted to kill the teachers.
Speaker 4: Again again, you guys, keep moving the the fucking goalpost
Speaker 4: with this. Terrence Howard and Draymond Green, same energy. Terrence Howard,
Speaker 4: Frankly and Puff Daddy, same energy. Both of them terrorists
Speaker 4: who are monsters, just moving and shaking and pretending like
Speaker 4: they're not. And you're gonna pretend like we're not. We're
Speaker 4: not talking about the same types of individuals.
Speaker 1: His name is Love Yeah, I think there is. I
Speaker 1: think there is. There is a foundation of fun and
Speaker 1: enjoyment that Terrence Howard does not have. Yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: think he put on that.
Speaker 4: You don't think he did that interview and had a
Speaker 4: good time sitting there with his leg cross.
Speaker 1: I think a bang out of his face. I think
Speaker 1: he said I am at work. Everyone will take me
Speaker 1: serious because such. I don't think he. I don't think
Speaker 1: he was like this is hilarious, like Diddy would have thought,
Speaker 1: or Draymond Green would have thought, had they had the
Speaker 1: same wig. I gust he was like, I'm a serious actor.
Speaker 1: This is my process and this is just a part
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 4: Fuck you, I think at some point, because I should
Speaker 4: note that the film that he's shooting on is a
Speaker 4: it is actually it's a sixties film where he plays
Speaker 4: like some sort of gangster in a Muhammad Ali sort
Speaker 4: of offshoot story. It's like before a fight story. I
Speaker 4: can't remember what exactly it is, but Kevin Hart is involved.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I auditioned. I auditioned for that.
Speaker 3: How was it?
Speaker 1: Oh? I did not get it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think we gathered. Don't nobody say I auditioned and
Speaker 4: they booked it.
Speaker 1: Didn't didn't didn't go I was supposed to do, was
Speaker 1: supposed to do a read with Kevin Hart. He couldn't
Speaker 1: make it.
Speaker 2: Wait, Okay, Kevin Hart's involved, right. I think I think
Speaker 2: Terrence Howard did that interview to show. I think it's
Speaker 2: a fuck you to Kat Williams and every black person
Speaker 2: that things, because it's something. It's something there in that wig, like, hey,
Speaker 2: I can wear this wig and still be a scary nigga,
Speaker 2: Like I could still be a man's.
Speaker 1: Man in this wig. Mabe. I agree with that. I
Speaker 1: think that I think he thought Empire was a documentary.
Speaker 1: I think that it's only described. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think that Terrence Howard put on that wig.
Speaker 3: I think that wig was subliminal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'm saying I think he kept that wig on.
Speaker 4: I think he did two hours of interview. He shook
Speaker 4: that woman's hands, and then he walked back to Kevin
Speaker 4: Hart and Samuel Jackson and he was like, y'all ain't
Speaker 4: gonna believe this.
Speaker 1: I just did. I don't think he's that silly.
Speaker 4: I don't think he laughed.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's that silly.
Speaker 4: But I think he came back and very seriously was like,
Speaker 4: you know, I wore the wig the whole time, right,
Speaker 4: and then walked away. And there they were like, this
Speaker 4: man is a psychopath. Okay, that's the funniest thing that
Speaker 4: a human being can be, is that level of psychopath.
Speaker 1: I can see him saying that dead seriously, that's.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying. That's so much funnier than coming back
Speaker 4: and being like, y'all gonna believe.
Speaker 1: No, here's what I think that I'm I'm seeing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I'm starting to see a split, and I'm
Speaker 1: understanding the dark skinned light skin debate. This is because
Speaker 1: our humor is based in whimsy and fun. Your humor is,
Speaker 1: in fact, as you have said yourself, based in true evil.
Speaker 1: That's what you like, is evil, Likeston.
Speaker 4: I pride myself on being able to enjoy all kinds
Speaker 4: of don't do this, but let me I impride myself
Speaker 4: on being able to enjoy all kinds of humor. I
Speaker 4: will say that Terrence Howard It for me. Terrence Howard
Speaker 4: is the top of the top of hilarious human beings
Speaker 4: and on the planet. And if if some of that
Speaker 4: humor is rooted in devildoom, I'm comfortable with that.
Speaker 1: You in your corn as a light skinned man, like
Speaker 1: evil I do.
Speaker 4: I I aspire towards it for sure.
Speaker 1: Case you want hard, that's the difference between light skin
Speaker 1: and dark skin. Fun You want hard. We just want
Speaker 1: to play a little basketball, hits you in the nuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we want we want like temporary like pain a
Speaker 3: little bit, like.
Speaker 1: We wanted to go away. You want to we want
Speaker 1: to come up, suck you up a little bit. You
Speaker 1: want to kill people.
Speaker 4: I don't want gill be But if you have like
Speaker 4: a permanent limp, that's pretty funny. If something I did
Speaker 4: just made you always walk different, that's hilarious.
Speaker 7: You see how his eyes has kind of gone cold
Speaker 7: even right now, that's what they I kind of agree
Speaker 7: with Terrence Howard doing that seriously.
Speaker 4: Like, hey, it's come on, man, that's the funniest way
Speaker 4: you could have done that.
Speaker 1: I get that, but I need to acknowledge that it's
Speaker 1: because of the evil that burns inside of his heart.
Speaker 4: I don't think he's a good guy. That's never been
Speaker 4: my argument. I just think he's the funniest person.
Speaker 3: He's trying to get. But hey, guys, it's okay to
Speaker 3: wear wigs.
Speaker 1: Put it. Put on a wig, yeah, And I don't
Speaker 1: even know if that's what he thinks.
Speaker 4: I think he just makes it up as he goes.
Speaker 1: Nice. It was nice, It is really good.
Speaker 4: It was very pretty. It was a really nice wig.
Speaker 4: And the woman again I I I cannot in enough
Speaker 4: the wood woman could not admire him more, and so
Speaker 4: she truly addresses it at the five minute mark and
Speaker 4: it never comes back up again, like there's never an
Speaker 4: answer he gives where she goes. I have trouble taking
Speaker 4: this seriously. While you're wearing that wig, she just is like, sir,
Speaker 4: thank you, thank you, thank you for your brilliance and
Speaker 4: your time.
Speaker 1: The entire time. Now, here's the question I have. It's
Speaker 1: sort of like, is this like uh, like, we're talking
Speaker 1: about degrees of evil within light skinneddness. Do you think
Speaker 1: light skin, green eyes is what takes you to be
Speaker 1: the full devil? Does that make sense? Because your light
Speaker 1: skin with brown eyes still good Man has a family,
Speaker 1: not have tried to invent any new math. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? You to light in the devil's playground,
Speaker 1: but you don't live there.
Speaker 4: But okay, right, well, here's a word. Here's what I'll
Speaker 4: say the word. Here's what I'll say, and I'd be
Speaker 4: curious to hear both of your thoughts on this. I
Speaker 4: am not a full subscriber that what Terrence Howard is
Speaker 4: doing with the math is as wrong as we think
Speaker 4: it is. Uh wait, what, I'm not saying that his
Speaker 4: math is correct, but I am not a subscriber to
Speaker 4: it being as wrong as everybody keeps trying to say
Speaker 4: it is. I actually think he's kind of making a
Speaker 4: few points even as he's saying a bunch of bullshit
Speaker 4: around it. Go on, Okay, here's what I'll say. Fundamentally,
Speaker 4: one times one does not equal to. I understand that
Speaker 4: is incorrect in the technical sense, right, But what I
Speaker 4: think Terrence Howard is trying to do in a shitty
Speaker 4: not as intelligent as he thinks it his way, is
Speaker 4: challenge us to reconsider how much of this mathematic shit
Speaker 4: is just rules versus things that are actually true in
Speaker 4: our everyday experience. So, for example, we were having this
Speaker 4: debate the other day zero. Where in your life does
Speaker 4: zero actually exist? The number zero, it's the absence of existence.
Speaker 4: It's the absence of existence.
Speaker 1: It's like the color of black being the absence of light.
Speaker 1: Still it's still tangible.
Speaker 4: But again, that's a thing that you're adding a logic too.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, in your everyday sort of natural experience, where
Speaker 4: does zero exist?
Speaker 1: Ah? When I have one of something and it goes
Speaker 1: to none of something, but that does don't have it?
Speaker 4: So principally, if you're looking at this the way that
Speaker 4: he argued, argues it through physics, that doesn't stop existing
Speaker 4: simply because it isn't yours anymore.
Speaker 1: That is just you.
Speaker 3: This is where please I can I can feel my
Speaker 3: my fire alarm.
Speaker 1: Zero right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it as it's it's tough to make
Speaker 4: sense of some of it. But but I don't think
Speaker 4: that everything he's saying is completely incorrect. What I will
Speaker 4: say it's it's wrong. It's technically wrong because we've created
Speaker 4: standardized language for how we talk about math, how we
Speaker 4: talk about certain ideas, and because we as humans just
Speaker 4: agreed on that ship. Then he's he's absolutely wrong because
Speaker 4: we've all agreed on it. Stop being a weirdo and
Speaker 4: trying to break up the party with a new math
Speaker 4: like we're chilling. But like, if we really unpack some
Speaker 4: of this, he's not wrong in the in what the
Speaker 4: natural world is, it's just he's wrong about fucking breaking
Speaker 4: up a party.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think you asked me earlier, what I am my
Speaker 2: team Terrence Howard or something along those lines.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would absolutely be team Terrence Howard.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm I'm I'm going. I'm rolling with him.
Speaker 4: Fuck it, I like to hear it. See these bombs,
Speaker 4: they can be repaired.
Speaker 2: I'm rolling with Terrence in the wig Man. He's a free,
Speaker 2: scary man.
Speaker 4: He's terrifying, he's a he's a menace, and and you
Speaker 4: kind of have to root for. It's the it's the
Speaker 4: fucking Yeah, it's a white Bronco on the fucking freeway,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. It's OJ driving with AC. No,
Speaker 4: he's not a good guy. No you don't. You don't
Speaker 4: fucking want him to be, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: just a free man for the rest of his life.
Speaker 4: But at the end of the day, you want the
Speaker 4: Bronco to get away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want him to get away in that situation
Speaker 2: and that situation, Oh, you want him get away and
Speaker 2: then get.
Speaker 4: Them Yeah drive, OJ drive, and then a few weeks
Speaker 4: from now you pick him up in like a motel
Speaker 4: in Memphis and yeah, okay, you got me. Hey, I
Speaker 4: want him to be but I wanted him to have
Speaker 4: that ride.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's fair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that that too often the distinction of
Speaker 4: light skinned people being sensitive sensitive maybe and this Bory
Speaker 4: made this point is conflated with the fact that we
Speaker 4: like to be menaces and we don't get enough credit
Speaker 4: for the menace work that we do.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: I think we're forgetting somebody that son I can't think of,
Speaker 2: but we're forgetting somebody that's a scumbag, that's.
Speaker 4: Like Chris Breezy.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love Chris Brere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's he's a bad guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's okay. Listen I I and we may get
Speaker 4: pushed back from some of our listeners as it relates
Speaker 4: to this. This podcast ain't here to yuck. You're young.
Speaker 4: If that's who you're into, that's who you're into. I'm
Speaker 4: not going to defend his character and I'm not going
Speaker 4: to tell other people character.
Speaker 3: I'm talking. I'm gonna go see him in June.
Speaker 1: I'm a dancer.
Speaker 3: I'm definitely going.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I you know, at the end of the day, it
Speaker 4: is what it is as far as how you pick
Speaker 4: and choose who you want to go see dance and sing.
Speaker 4: But but Chris Breezy is an objectively menacing successful person.
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Speaker 1: We are back, ladies and gentlemen discussing the complicated life
Speaker 1: in Times of one. Terrence Olivier Howard is that his
Speaker 1: middle name? I don't know. Also, did you talk about
Speaker 1: the new water?
Speaker 4: Talk about what he claimed he invented new water? I
Speaker 4: didn't see new water.
Speaker 1: The new hydrogen technology.
Speaker 4: To the hydrogen technology, it wasn't water.
Speaker 1: Okay, this dude, he wins, He wins one argument. Now
Speaker 1: everybody's a scientist. I like that.
Speaker 4: You are like, h two, Oh yeah, I can cut
Speaker 4: out all the other elements in that water.
Speaker 1: He was saying water.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not what he's saying at all. But what
Speaker 4: was saying, Oh, I mean, I'll tell you what he
Speaker 4: was saying. He's claiming that that and this is some
Speaker 4: of where Terrence Howard, it's truly the biggest psychopath on
Speaker 4: the planet is he believes that if we can he
Speaker 4: can just reframe our fundamental math are one times one
Speaker 4: equals too, then we can finally advance to larger problems
Speaker 4: that have existed for six thousand years. This thing called
Speaker 4: the flower of life, which would open up like these moods.
Speaker 4: I wish it's a it's a diagram of sorts that
Speaker 4: he says, it's one of the most ancient symbols that
Speaker 4: humankind has ever made, and that Da Vinci and all
Speaker 4: these great plato a lot of great thinkers were struggling
Speaker 4: to figure out this diagram because it has these particles
Speaker 4: inside of it that by opening it up, he has
Speaker 4: discovered new particles out in the universe, and in doing
Speaker 4: so can now reframe the way that we use our
Speaker 4: fuels and shit, so we would have hydrogen technology. He
Speaker 4: could solve climate change, he could solve starvation agricultural issues
Speaker 4: across the world.
Speaker 1: It sounds to me like you're talking about good pussy
Speaker 1: ye interview.
Speaker 4: Terrence Howard has said this across many interviews, including appearing
Speaker 4: at Oxford University where he gave a speech where they
Speaker 4: asked him to speak there about his acting career, and
Speaker 4: instead he showed up and gave an our long presentation
Speaker 4: about the science that he has been working on for
Speaker 4: forty years, as he claims, Really, how old is he?
Speaker 1: Like fifty? Damn bro?
Speaker 2: You know your Terrence Howard Howard the homework, I don't
Speaker 2: know anything about that, dude.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't think that
Speaker 4: there's a person I know more about, including my wife.
Speaker 4: I think I think Terrence Howard comes first, and every
Speaker 4: day I'd be wondering, how do you spell my wife's
Speaker 4: hometown again?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Really know? And then Terrence Howard I'd be like spitting
Speaker 4: his knowledge like I'm in a fraternity.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love this nigga. That was crazy.
Speaker 4: His middle name is Dashawn.
Speaker 1: I did. I did put that up yesterday. I did
Speaker 1: see that, which you think he would go. He seems
Speaker 1: more like a Dashawn. That sounds like a football player.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm pretty sure that's a football player
Speaker 1: in the name too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, it sounds like one for sure, just like the odds. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: he's fifty five years old. Yeah so for forty years?
Speaker 4: Is he's been working on this science.
Speaker 1: He's been doing flower science for forty years.
Speaker 4: The flower of life. Let's not be reductive.
Speaker 1: It does sound like what David said.
Speaker 4: Something does sound like it might be and I pray
Speaker 4: that he solves the equation. I guess it's really the
Speaker 4: more important part here.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think any of us have figured
Speaker 1: it out all the way.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. I think that that at the
Speaker 4: end of the day, and this is where I take
Speaker 4: issue when people laugh at Terrence Howard, or at least
Speaker 4: the way that they laugh at him, is that at
Speaker 4: the end of the day, what he's presenting isn't bad.
Speaker 4: He's saying he wants to solve all our problems out
Speaker 4: in the world. That's fucking cool. We should root for him,
Speaker 4: even if he is being a psychopath like dumb dumb.
Speaker 4: We should be like, yeah, figure it out, Terrence, that's great.
Speaker 1: At what point do psychopath and dumb dumb not be
Speaker 1: the more important thing to focus on?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: You following first a psychopath or a dumb dumb?
Speaker 4: I think I'll follow a psychopath.
Speaker 1: And I'd be lying if I said I let some
Speaker 1: dumb dudes talk me into some ship in my lifetime,
Speaker 1: maybe that confident confident dumb dudes have got me in trouble.
Speaker 4: But but in your current life, and this is worth asking,
Speaker 4: you're thirty six years old, in your current self, would
Speaker 4: you follow a psychopath or a dumb dumb first?
Speaker 1: I would go psychopath today. There we go, I agree,
Speaker 1: I agree, there we go. Yeah, if it's if it's
Speaker 1: right now, I think that I can see the forest
Speaker 1: through the trees with a dumb dumb ass, I'll still
Speaker 1: get tricked by a psychopath.
Speaker 4: Psychopath is just a better leader, hands down.
Speaker 1: See you're jumping.
Speaker 2: I follow a lot of dumb dumbs and in a
Speaker 2: lot of dumb ship I never I never went behind.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely following the cyclepath because it's just like, all right,
Speaker 2: this is the first time for everything, let's go.
Speaker 1: I do think the thing about and also the thing
Speaker 1: about psychopath is you can still be a psychopath and
Speaker 1: be kind of smart, be successful. Right, there's I think
Speaker 1: most famous people are psychopaths absolutely inside right, like super dupe,
Speaker 1: like up top famous people their own.
Speaker 4: Steph Curry praised after every shot. That's not a psychopath,
Speaker 4: that's a psychopath.
Speaker 1: That's that's wild, that's wild.
Speaker 4: Lebron James got the Chosen One tattooed on his body
Speaker 4: before he played an NBA game.
Speaker 1: To be fair, was he not? But that's even even
Speaker 1: even at that point he hit that between the legs
Speaker 1: dunk and in high school in game, and I also
Speaker 1: was like, he's bro.
Speaker 4: I'm not questioning the legend.
Speaker 1: Come if that didn't work out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's what I'm saying that if it didn't
Speaker 4: work out, what do you think? What do you think
Speaker 4: Greg Oden has tattooed on his body?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like TJ Ford is
Speaker 1: just at a twenty four hour fitness.
Speaker 8: With wild tattoos. Yeah, that is God will never turn
Speaker 8: on me, you know what I mean. It's like, bro,
Speaker 8: I think I think you're being crazy. I think you're
Speaker 8: being a fucking psychopath.
Speaker 1: I don't mean that too. I love TJ. Ford. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be hating less on this podcast. I really mean,
Speaker 1: like I know, I mean TJ Ford another dark skinn king.
Speaker 4: So if I were to make an argument here, and
Speaker 4: I'd love to hear your thoughts, I think that if
Speaker 4: you're saying that principally light skinned people live towards psychopath
Speaker 4: versus sort of like dumb, silly, and.
Speaker 1: I don't think psychopath. I think more towards evil.
Speaker 4: I think you don't think that those are nails have
Speaker 4: a level of synonymous inside of them.
Speaker 1: I think truly treated evil isn't psychopathic. It's just evil.
Speaker 1: You know, It's just the opposite of good. I don't
Speaker 1: think you have to. Yeah, I don't think. I don't
Speaker 1: think you have to be nuts to be to be evil.
Speaker 1: And like you said, yeah, I think there are some
Speaker 1: psycho people who are totally good. I don't think you
Speaker 1: can be evil without psychosist. I do think you can
Speaker 1: be a psychopath without being evil. But I don't think
Speaker 1: it's like square to rectangle rectangle. I think it's just
Speaker 1: a different orientation.
Speaker 4: You just give me an example of an evil person
Speaker 4: who is not a psychopath.
Speaker 1: Evil evil genius, like an evil genius, Like, I don't
Speaker 1: think you're a psychopath.
Speaker 4: I think we start inside the house and we move outside. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I'm not actually even inspire towards it.
Speaker 1: That's a good point though, now that if I think
Speaker 1: about it, somebody who's evil who's not a psychopath Exter's Laboratory.
Speaker 1: He was just a German child.
Speaker 4: But bro, he's not supposed to be German. His parents
Speaker 4: were American. That's a psychopath. That's a psychopath.
Speaker 3: No, but he wasn't evil though, he was just a
Speaker 3: good psychopathic kid.
Speaker 4: You're trying to take over the world like every episode
Speaker 4: pretendent like, yeah, yes, he wasn't just chilling down there.
Speaker 4: He was doing wild ship.
Speaker 1: Damn, I mean, I am, I'm I'm having trouble pulling
Speaker 1: up the only the only people I feel like I
Speaker 1: can pull up are like just people I've known personally
Speaker 1: in my life. Yeah, I don't think they're evil on
Speaker 1: a large enough scale to make that count.
Speaker 3: I know some people like lovable psychopaths.
Speaker 4: Hold on, come on, I think we're in agreement about that.
Speaker 4: There are plenty of psychopaths that you can love and
Speaker 4: and we we all agree are not evil. We're saying,
Speaker 4: can you be evil without being a psychopath? And I
Speaker 4: don't think you can?
Speaker 1: What's a psychopath? Right?
Speaker 4: I don't know, and I don't I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can be evil without abnormal
Speaker 1: or violent social behavior exactly.
Speaker 4: That's that's that's been my point this whole time. And
Speaker 4: so I say I say that that while yes, it's
Speaker 4: looking like a warm summer for y'all, and I hope
Speaker 4: that you enjoy it. Congratulations on this odd victory that
Speaker 4: you pulled with. Why is it odd? It's not odd
Speaker 4: for a rapper to be on stage apologizing because he
Speaker 4: just wants his friend back.
Speaker 1: That's all I thought. You said. It's odd that dark
Speaker 1: skin is winning.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you're you're so sensitive, uh, which is
Speaker 4: historically one of your traits.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I'm the missingly.
Speaker 4: Calmed down sweet dark all right, your voice. All I'm
Speaker 4: saying is is that while the victory is present, I
Speaker 4: don't believe that you're built to win the war, and
Speaker 4: I look forward to the championship that we will eventually
Speaker 4: hoist above our heads as yellow as our skin, golden
Speaker 4: even amen, I disagree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm saying I think I think
Speaker 1: we I think you put us all in a room together,
Speaker 1: all that ship, all that ship stops.
Speaker 4: Nope, yeah, because we're gonna running circles and go nanny
Speaker 4: nanny boo boo a young.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is very funny. It is very fascious. You're
Speaker 1: saying boat, it's not a light skinned man. It's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying. We got fast ones too.
Speaker 4: He ain't running, you know, he ain't showing up for that.
Speaker 4: All right, This is fun, Reggie, this is great. Could
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Speaker 1: Uncle Wala bears are racist.
Speaker 4: The old school player for ows and money, our ships and.
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