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Speaker 1: Jubila on the twenties toy I'm moving ninety five. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hi there, this is Pastor Mike from the United Church.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Aaron. Um. Yes, this is she. Well,

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Speaker 1: Hello Aaron. How are you on this blessed day? I'm fine?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? How are you? I'm well. I know we've

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Speaker 1: never met, but I have seen you at the service

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Speaker 1: and someone in the congregation told me that you're new

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Speaker 1: to our church. So I wanted to call and give

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Speaker 1: you a big Heidi ho, a big welcome. Ah, thank you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we just had our first visit just Sunday. Oh that

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Speaker 1: is wonderful. That's a joyous occasion. We hope to see

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Speaker 1: you back next Sunday. And I promise it's going to

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Speaker 1: be one humdinger of a service we're going to be

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Speaker 1: speaking about at the Apostle. Paul. Okay, well that sounds fun. Well,

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Speaker 1: it will be a doozy before that, though, what do

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Speaker 1: you say you and me get a little drink at

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Speaker 1: a nearby bar, and maybe we could get to know

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Speaker 1: each other a little better. And okay, I was I

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Speaker 1: was just thinking what a better way for a pastor

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Speaker 1: and a new member of the church to get to

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Speaker 1: know each other sharing a few drinks. Do you like whiskey?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I do, not actually about tequila or any

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Speaker 1: other alcoholic beverage that we could consume at a bar together. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I really feel comfortable about that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well not if you wanted, we could do a lunch

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Speaker 1: thing and if that goes well, maybe dinner in a

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Speaker 1: movie next week. Um, well, I'm I'm not sure about that.

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Speaker 1: I think Sunday would be just fine in the morning

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Speaker 1: for the morning service. Oh, we're available and not working.

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Speaker 1: I was hoping you were going to want to get

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Speaker 1: together before the service. I do have some extra sacramental wine.

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Speaker 1: We could split a glass. I'm getting the feeling that

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Speaker 1: you're maybe you're even asking me out a little bit.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just not super comfortable with this full of

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Speaker 1: the Lord's beauty and a great head on her shoulders too.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I am asking you out. Well, I do have

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Speaker 1: a boyfriend, Oh you do. Yeah, we were at the

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Speaker 1: service together actually, and we will be attending this Sunday together.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I approve of that, because because

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Speaker 1: you are young and vibrant and you don't want to

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Speaker 1: tie yourself down at your age. Trust me as your leader,

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Speaker 1: I know a few things. Okay, So I am so sorry,

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Speaker 1: but I think i'm I'm as a man of the cloth,

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Speaker 1: I can tell that you're a sheep who may have

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Speaker 1: lost her way a bit, and allow me to shepherd

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Speaker 1: you in the right direction. And the right direction would

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Speaker 1: be a drink with me, right, okay, So, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for the phone call and welcoming us to well.

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Speaker 1: I do have a rather important question for you. I

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Speaker 1: hope you're not engaged in any premarital activities with your boyfriend,

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Speaker 1: because that could be wrong and you could face punishment

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Speaker 1: from the church. You do know that. Okay. So that's

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Speaker 1: offensive and that's none of your business. It is offensive

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Speaker 1: in the eyes of God if you're in if you're

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Speaker 1: engaging in premarital activities, it is quite offensive and he

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Speaker 1: might smite you. Oh okay, So I'm gonna I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to get off the phone now. Let me tell

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Speaker 1: you this. If you are engaging in premarital activities, then

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Speaker 1: you should break up with him and allow me to

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Speaker 1: counsel you on the dangers of overstimulated young men. Right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we will not be attending this next Sunday. That

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Speaker 1: was a one time thing. But thank you for the

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Speaker 1: phone call and good luck. This may be a little

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Speaker 1: lot of bounds, but if you have any videos of

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Speaker 1: you two consenting with each other, oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: will need to see those. Okay. That is not a

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Speaker 1: little out of bounds. That is absolutely completely out of

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Speaker 1: Now you are doing those things, Yes, if you are

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Speaker 1: doing those things, are inappropriate, and I am going to

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Speaker 1: report you. If you are doing those things, it is

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Speaker 1: very inappropriate, and that's where I will need your business.

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Speaker 1: I will need to take you under my own are

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Speaker 1: absolutely inappropriate and you should be reported. Listen as you

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Speaker 1: are being looked under the eyes of God as allow

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Speaker 1: is like, allow me to lead you like the sheep.

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Speaker 1: You are whoa No, you are a church pastor. I

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Speaker 1: cannot believe this. This is super sup Aaron. You cannot

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Speaker 1: use that language when addressing a member of the cloth.

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Speaker 1: That language is only appropriate in the bedroom, what or

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Speaker 1: in a phone tap? Excuse me, Oh, this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewil from brook and Jewil in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your boyfriend Nate set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. He said that you went to a

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Speaker 1: new church recently and you thought the pastor was creepy,

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Speaker 1: so he wanted me to call you as your new pastor.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, I was so I'm

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Speaker 1: so creeped out. I'm so creeped out. I may not

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Speaker 1: be your real pastor, but I bet if you asked

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Speaker 1: him to have a drink with you, he probably would

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with jewel foot tabs weekday mornings

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