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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hi, guys, Hello, Hello, Oh wow, my voice is back Sydney.

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Speaker 1: Your yours sounds like it's leaving. I'm tired, man, fucking haggard.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we were together last night? How late? How

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Speaker 1: late did you stay?

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Speaker 3: I didn't I stay up. I fucking went home. I

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Speaker 3: went to sleep immediately. I didn't even wash my ass.

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Speaker 1: You didn't wash your butt. I did not. I put

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Speaker 1: my dirty self in the.

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Speaker 3: Bed, discussing you're just soiled, fucking nasty.

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Speaker 1: But I could not.

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Speaker 3: I had to go to sleep. I was exhausted. I

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Speaker 3: had gotten up. I worked a freaking eleven hour day

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Speaker 3: with only three hours of sleep.

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Speaker 1: Three hours of sleep? Yeah, what were you doing the

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Speaker 1: night before? What was I doing? Was I like before?

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Speaker 1: It was Wednesday?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I don't know the days? Yeah, what are the days?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: We who when you don't have a day job, What

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Speaker 1: day is it? What are the hours?

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Speaker 2: I'll go through entire days thinking today's Friday, and then

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Speaker 2: somebody like today's Tuesday, and I'm.

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Speaker 1: Like, really, but when you're unemployed, every day is Friday,

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Speaker 1: I mean youriday Friday? That song.

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Speaker 2: Can somebody find Rebecca Black for us and have her

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Speaker 2: come in and do the podcast. I want her to

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Speaker 2: be out on Fridays, No, because I could get somebody

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Speaker 2: who works the teach off Fridays. I just feel like

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Speaker 2: she should be our like privileged white girl expert, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like her parents had extra money

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Speaker 2: and paid for to go to a studio and record that.

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Speaker 3: But we went to a rich we had a rich

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Speaker 3: bitch expert, Greta. So you said we already had We

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Speaker 3: already had one.

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Speaker 1: You know, we already had one.

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Speaker 2: Hi white ladies, all three of y'all that are listening

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Speaker 2: to this right now. Well, Sydney, what were you an

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Speaker 2: expert in this week?

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Speaker 3: You just can't put up with shit sometimes sometimes you

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Speaker 3: just you've had it up to here.

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Speaker 1: And I went to a.

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Speaker 3: Consignment shop that I shopped there fucking frequently, and this

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Speaker 3: time I was trying to drop shit off. I was like,

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Speaker 3: let's get rid of some of some things so I

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Speaker 3: can bring more things to the crib. Or actually I

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Speaker 3: was just dropping stuff off. I was like, y'all could.

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Speaker 1: Really use thirty dollars.

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Speaker 2: Right now, right, you like bring stuff in the consignment shop.

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Speaker 2: They they value your goods for so much less than

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Speaker 2: what you think you.

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Speaker 3: Should be getting Okay, I said, let me, let me

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Speaker 3: get a cool thirty dollars real quick.

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Speaker 1: Bitch. I knew I knew walks as soon as I

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Speaker 1: walked in. That bitch.

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Speaker 3: I was like, that bitch is not taking none of

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Speaker 3: the shit that I have. This other dude he walked

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Speaker 3: in before me. He looked homeless, he legit looked like

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Speaker 3: he doesn't even sleep on a mattress.

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Speaker 1: He looked like he was in a band. Bengie. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just nasty.

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Speaker 3: And he had a bag of things, if that's what

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Speaker 3: you want to call them, trash articles, clothing, whatever, And

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Speaker 3: the lady at the register, key king picking up stuff.

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Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, this is so great.

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Speaker 2: But when you see a homeless looking white person, it's

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Speaker 2: all this on your syst that's whatever.

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Speaker 1: That's easy.

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Speaker 3: And I don't even I don't know. I don't think

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Speaker 3: he was white. He was something else. Okay, he was other,

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Speaker 3: that's cures, just dirty. And she was kicking with him hard,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, yo, I bet you that's this,

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Speaker 3: that's her friend. Like the way she was talking to him,

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Speaker 3: he didn't seem like a stranger AnyWho. He's got like

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Speaker 3: bags and stuff, and she's taking this and taking that

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Speaker 3: she almost took everything that he had.

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Speaker 2: He had like an ikea bag full of steps. He did,

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Speaker 2: like a big blue he did, and I was fuming.

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Speaker 2: You could see the heat coming up off my braids.

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Speaker 1: I'm mad. One of the braids slipped out. That's how I.

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Speaker 3: Or old whatever looks anyway, Yo, I had like seven

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Speaker 3: pairs of jeans. She didn't take not one. She said, oh,

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Speaker 3: they're a little worn. She's like, oh, we're not doing

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Speaker 3: low rise like that. We need a longer zipper.

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Speaker 1: Like came at your lower rise.

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Speaker 2: You said, these are not up to date. When they

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Speaker 2: look at your stuff and then they start folding it.

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Speaker 1: Back, they not taking it. You know, they're not gonna

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Speaker 2: When they not even and it's not even like a

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Speaker 2: like an even fold, they're just like haphazardly. Yeah, they

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Speaker 2: just they roll it. They literally throw it on the floor.

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Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah, so we're not gonna do We're

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Speaker 2: not gonna take anything for.

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Speaker 1: You today, nothing, nothing.

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Speaker 3: And so I said, well, what are y'all taking? And

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Speaker 3: she tried to explain. I said, let's go to the racks.

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Speaker 3: Let's see what y'all have right now. You have to

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Speaker 3: do that because it's a lot of Zara they be

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Speaker 3: having forever twenty one Star had labels, tattered thing. I

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Speaker 3: had labels. I had good jeans that cost a lot

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Speaker 3: of money that I actually spent money on some J brands, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I Jay brands from seven years ago.

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Speaker 1: Whatever, you know that whatever? Went to the.

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Speaker 2: Racks, right, there was tons of shit and I was

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Speaker 2: picking up stuff left her.

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Speaker 1: I said what is this? And what is this? And

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Speaker 1: what is that?

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Speaker 2: She's like, well, you know, there's different buyers, and so

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Speaker 2: we're trying to train people so that we can all

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Speaker 2: be on the same But it's kind of like, whatever

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Speaker 2: should the buyer's preference should have said?

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Speaker 1: What days are you not here?

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Speaker 3: Because I said, I said, so, all I got to

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Speaker 3: do is come back here tomorrow when you're not here, Right,

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Speaker 3: is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 1: She's like, I know your frustrations.

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Speaker 2: Blah blah blah, and and I just kept and then

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Speaker 2: I went to another rack and I picked up a

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Speaker 2: shirt and I said, what is this?

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Speaker 1: Right? What is this? Miss right? This is a dish rag?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: This is not trap. It's not a look, it's not

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Speaker 1: a look? What in the epic?

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Speaker 2: I picked up a shoe, I said, I think this

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Speaker 2: still has ship on the shoe. Yeah, this will be

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Speaker 2: destroyed in that spot. And I'm like, y'all paid for this?

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Speaker 1: She gave me a five dollar coupon this.

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Speaker 3: They give me five dollars off. So that was an

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Speaker 3: expert in letting somebody have it and getting five dollars

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Speaker 3: for it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's it. Sorry, what were you expert?

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Speaker 2: Well, as we all know, my birthday was on Sunday

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Speaker 2: and I turned twenty something cute, and I had a

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Speaker 2: party on Friday. I was an expert I think at

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Speaker 2: just bringing different types of people together this week, because

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Speaker 2: the people who came to the party were I want

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Speaker 1: All over the place. But everybody was either gay or

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Speaker 1: a woman.

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Speaker 2: So there were like three straight people there and they

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Speaker 2: just happened to all be related to me. And those

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Speaker 2: people are Haitian. I mean they were Haitian. Yes, thank

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Speaker 2: you so much.

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Speaker 1: City where a Haitian gays at Man, I don't think

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Speaker 1: that those I don't think you're like to be Haitian

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Speaker 1: and yay, you got to pick one struggle.

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Speaker 4: It's like being.

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Speaker 1: You can't be both. Yeah, you can't have like third

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Speaker 1: world country roots and be gay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't, Like you can't. You gotta have money

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Speaker 3: to be gay. Okay, it's expensively.

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Speaker 1: Are gay and you ain't got no money. Listen. I was,

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Speaker 1: I was straight and poor before I became gay, and

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Speaker 1: then I was you were rich when you were straight?

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Speaker 2: It was okay, See you must have listen. You don't

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Speaker 2: even have to do twenty three in me. I already

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Speaker 2: know that you come from a third world country.

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Speaker 1: The lineage I can have no money.

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Speaker 2: I can tell that your your ancestors are from the Caribbean.

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Speaker 1: I came here on a boat. Sounds expensive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't a yachtsis what was that? That's not

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Speaker 2: what Christopher Columbus reship.

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Speaker 4: Anyway?

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Speaker 1: Anyway, anyway, anyway.

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Speaker 2: So the theme was Studio fifty four, right, I, being

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Speaker 2: the gracious host that I am, provided fried chicken and biscuits.

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Speaker 2: Sydney bought the biscuits in my house, Sydney. The biscuits

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Speaker 2: were going like. People were like, y'all have honey, do

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Speaker 2: y'all have jam? The party was very adult. Nobody died,

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Speaker 2: nobody broke any glasses.

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Speaker 3: And I wasn't even at the party. So I just

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Speaker 3: want to let y'all and I still contribute even if

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Speaker 3: I'm not.

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Speaker 2: There, Honestly, like, that's the best type of party. Guest

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Speaker 1: It was beautiful. The boomerang were on point.

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Speaker 2: Everybody adhered to the theme. I don't even know if

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Speaker 2: that's the word that goes there. But somebody showed up

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Speaker 2: in just underwear and somebody was like, well, that doesn't

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Speaker 2: seem very seventies, and I was like, yeah, in the seventies.

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Speaker 1: The dude the head no pants on was the dude

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Speaker 1: the head olla cocaine. M hm.

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Speaker 2: He was literally holding it in his butt. So it

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Speaker 2: was a lot of white folks there. So it was

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Speaker 2: a lot of drugs at my party. And nobody odeed.

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Speaker 2: Nobody uh broke with the coffee table. Everybody was fantastic.

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Speaker 1: It was fun.

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Speaker 3: I mean I wasn't there, but I felt the vibes.

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Speaker 3: I felt the fun vibes from the answer stories. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and uh you know, people were people were happy to

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Speaker 1: Your girlfriend DJ. The music was phenomenal. I don't have

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Speaker 1: a girlfriend, all right, Well your roommate DJ such a

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Speaker 1: good DJ.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, you know, I made a jacket with

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Speaker 2: these like gold streamer things and Uh, the gays wouldn't

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Speaker 1: They just shredded it. It was like gold pieces all

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Speaker 1: over this. Say it was a it was a d y.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure it was a diy, but still like I

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Speaker 2: was gonna just wear it.

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Speaker 1: And just like you know, when you have something delicate.

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Speaker 2: Or something that you know is not built to last,

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Speaker 2: you don't since you had a party sitting work, you're

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Speaker 2: noting any though.

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Speaker 1: You just take pictures in it. Dude, people were working

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Speaker 1: in the g You.

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Speaker 3: Were supposed to like a bogger with think that's it.

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Speaker 3: You were just supposed to take photos and then hang

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Speaker 3: it up.

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Speaker 2: They wouldn't even let me do that, dude. They wouldn't

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Speaker 2: even let me live my best blogger life.

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Speaker 1: The devil be thriving.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of bloggers, our guests today couldn't be a fashion

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Speaker 2: blogger if she wanted to.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, She's got style pieces that are quite expensive pieces.

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Speaker 1: Pieces. Poor people don't have pieces. No, we don't. We

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Speaker 1: have stuff.

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Speaker 4: We have things.

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Speaker 1: People with money have pieces, and we have things that

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Speaker 1: Hi, Male Austin, Hi, guys, what's up boo?

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Speaker 5: You know, I just want to like let everybody know

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Speaker 5: I'm not rich, so I'm still girl.

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Speaker 2: By you live in an apartment by yourself, you guys, okay,

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Speaker 4: You're sharing a bed.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it, but there's some

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Speaker 5: Well it's a little bit. Actually, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: When you say, what about your bed? About my situation?

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Speaker 4: About my situation?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, me in real uh secretive on the podcast.

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Speaker 5: Legal legal things right. There's legal things right. But I

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean, I get.

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Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, yay what I feel like,

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Speaker 5: I was putting out the idea that like I don't

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Speaker 4: I worked retail for years.

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Speaker 1: Oh who'd you work?

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Speaker 4: And then I was a nanny for years.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are right now.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know you worked.

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Speaker 1: I had a job.

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Speaker 5: I had jobs before I got hit by that car

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Speaker 2: You did get hit by a car, But then that

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Speaker 5: Honestly, if I could go back in time and someone's like,

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Speaker 5: you have a choice, get hit by the car, don't

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Speaker 5: get hit by the car, I'd be like, hit it,

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Speaker 5: more time, one more time. Because it was it was

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Speaker 5: you got sometimes you got to tear down to rebuild,

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Speaker 2: Truly, I really believe that car accident. If you just

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Speaker 2: You know, you can misplace something but still walk it

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Speaker 1: Misplace your entire What did you misplace and still walk?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're trying to say?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 4: What did you did a wallet fall out?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: I had eight thousand dollars car accident get.

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Speaker 2: Away when I was younger. My entire family was going

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Speaker 2: to Pathmark to one of the supermarket, you know, to

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Speaker 2: neck brace. Oh my god, like you no, like like

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Speaker 2: three little ashy Haitian babies and then my two ashy

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Speaker 1: I don't know if any money came out of it.

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Speaker 4: Did you take a family photo?

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Speaker 1: No, of course not. We didn't go to Sears.

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Speaker 4: Like a Sears and robots like family photo.

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Speaker 3: I get that platinum package, you know, magnets and whatnot

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Speaker 4: All of you in the neck brace and then individual neck.

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Speaker 2: Brads wear them, and my dad would be out that

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Speaker 6: Your neck you know they're watching us, and my dad

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Speaker 6: would have to run back in the house, run back

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Speaker 5: They do watch you. They watch you, they listen to you,

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Speaker 5: especially on social media. My case, yeah, my case was pending,

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Speaker 4: Because I left.

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Speaker 5: No one checked me for concussion, and the effects of

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Speaker 5: it didn't happen until like a week later. I lost

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Speaker 5: rest for two months.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I like collapsed on the street and then I

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Speaker 4: Sydney speak Go ahead, Sidneys.

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Speaker 1: Didn't you have a sex date while you were born?

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Speaker 1: You had a concussion.

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Speaker 4: Well, i'll tell you what.

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Speaker 7: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: You already got that money, you could talk about it.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes you need a man to make your fruit salad

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Speaker 5: and lie down next to you.

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Speaker 4: You know when you well.

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Speaker 5: I couldn't go anywhere. I couldn't go anywhere. I couldn't

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Speaker 5: do anything. And like, by the way, sex those sex

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Speaker 5: DGGs were so sad. It was just like because my

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Speaker 5: back was all fucked up. So I'm just like lying

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Speaker 5: real still.

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Speaker 3: Hey, some people say that I'd lie real still.

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Speaker 4: Okay, then you're not doing it.

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Speaker 1: It's a feather stiff as a board.

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Speaker 2: That's how vagina just manne challenge.

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Speaker 1: Call spirits for through your your vaginal canal.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so you were in a back brace when you

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Speaker 2: were having sex on this.

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Speaker 5: No, I take it off for sex, but I was

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Speaker 5: wearing a back You feel like that's when you need

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Speaker 5: it though, you need support. Well, yeah, but like what

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Speaker 5: I'm not gonna have a back brace on my naked body.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Molly, you could do that, but just your house. Yeah, sure, world,

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Speaker 1: you had a man come over and make fruit salad.

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Speaker 1: You should have been like also strapped me into my

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Speaker 3: I put on a condo, right, we need to use

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Speaker 3: protection in it. He gets the condoms, Like, actually my

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Speaker 4: It was like it was honestly less sex, more like sleepover.

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Speaker 1: Oh it was.

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Speaker 4: Like not.

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Speaker 5: For that, Yeah, but I need a snuggle. I was

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Speaker 5: having because of my concussion. I was having nightmares, so

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Speaker 5: I was like, really into snuggling. Sling, you have a girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: I am single, That's what she's saying on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Now we just I was like, bitch, I went away

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Speaker 1: for three days. I am single. Damn.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what y'all talking about. I don't I'm

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Speaker 3: not in a relationship. I'm out here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know who else is not in a relationship,

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Speaker 2: Mally Austin. Let's talk about let's talk about how this sex.

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Speaker 1: Date thing even came to be.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, that's good, and take us to the beginning,

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Speaker 2: because I just want to say, y'all don't know what

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Speaker 2: Maley Austin looks, but I don't feel like, you know,

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Speaker 2: you look like you just sex and all the time,

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Speaker 2: you know, you look like you.

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Speaker 5: That's that's that's why I'm such an avocado surprise. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: you don't see it coming, but I'm pure guawk. Yeah

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Speaker 5: it just squawk me home now.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what I have this squawk mean?

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Speaker 1: Why too? Would like to be pure quaky? If you

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Speaker 1: know what costs extra?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, two dollars extra, full of cilantro. I have

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Speaker 5: no idea what I'm even saying. Right, Okay, So what

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Speaker 5: how did it start? I was in California, Yes, the

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Speaker 5: land of the Hose, the land of the hose, home

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Speaker 5: of a brave I.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I know.

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Speaker 5: I was getting out of a relationship. I had gotten

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Speaker 5: a few days out. And my move, my number one

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Speaker 5: move in a breakup, is to always get right on

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Speaker 5: not I go out with people or not is besides

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Speaker 5: the point. I like seeing that other people exist. I

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Speaker 1: It makes me.

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Speaker 4: Get the fuck up over it faster, beautiful.

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Speaker 5: And I decided in this breakup that I had wasted

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Speaker 5: a tremendous amount of time and it's energy.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to It was a lot of times.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of time.

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Speaker 3: A lot of times you were there. It was a

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Speaker 1: It was a lot of time. There's a lot of time,

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Speaker 1: like because it was a breakup. It was a second breakup.

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Speaker 5: It was a second breakup, and it was like there

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Speaker 4: And then there was like it was too much. It

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Speaker 5: It was like it was two and oh it was

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Speaker 5: it was it was Brenda and Dylan ship right, and yeah,

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Speaker 5: and everybody knows hands.

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Speaker 1: But Kelly, everybody knows.

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Speaker 4: Everybody knows.

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Speaker 1: Everybody is the writings are on the wall, bitch, yeah, Kelly. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: what was Tory Spelling's character's name?

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Speaker 4: Wasn't it Tory?

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Speaker 2: No, it was wasn't It wasn't Kelly, No, Kelly, Kelly

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Speaker 2: and chick, But what was Tory Spelling?

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Speaker 1: She was like, I didn't care.

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Speaker 4: Donna Martin graduates, Dona Martin graduates.

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Speaker 1: Dona Martin. I never cared about.

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Speaker 2: Nobody cared about Donna. My dad created the show and

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Speaker 4: To put her on. But you guys don't remember I know.

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Speaker 2: Aaron spelling, I ain't did a bitch, I remember create

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Speaker 2: a show And they were like, actually, we could do

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Speaker 2: without you. But I'm looking at my I'm like, Sam, Samuel,

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Speaker 2: when are you going to create a show and cast

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Speaker 1: You talking about your dad?

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Speaker 2: Talked about real dad, a real non spelling assd.

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Speaker 4: I hope your dad doesn't listen to this.

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Speaker 1: He does. My dad doesn't know what a podcast is. Hypoppy?

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Speaker 1: Uh so, Molly, you so.

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Speaker 5: My most relationship out of this relationship, my move dating apps.

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00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:21,239
Speaker 5: I decide, Wow, I've been really just trapped in in

449
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,080
Speaker 5: a in a cage in the closet, in a closet

450
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:29,520
Speaker 5: of like sexual repression for an emotional like trash for

451
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,760
Speaker 5: too long. So I opened up the door when I decide,

452
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,359
Speaker 5: when I get out, I'm gonna have a threesome.

453
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,840
Speaker 4: I've never had a threesome. Oh yeah, right away, right

454
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:39,720
Speaker 4: right away, right away, right away, right away.

455
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,439
Speaker 1: That make you feel like she wasted ten years in

456
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,600
Speaker 1: this relationship. Yeah, yeah, threesome.

457
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,000
Speaker 3: If you wasted so much time, you like, actually, I

458
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,359
Speaker 3: need another person on top of another person.

459
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,240
Speaker 1: I need to be betwixt me two.

460
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,480
Speaker 4: People I wanted to be betwixt.

461
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,360
Speaker 5: And I also have never had a threesome, so I

462
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,120
Speaker 5: was like, let me at least because my three.

463
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,919
Speaker 3: I feel like little ambitious of you, Molly though, like

464
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,840
Speaker 3: you wasn't getting digged down properly in a whole relationship.

465
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,920
Speaker 3: Now you want to come out. You got to test

466
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,480
Speaker 3: the waters before you do a threesome.

467
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,560
Speaker 4: No, you don't know. You don't because there's a woman.

468
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,600
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, Molly Austin is a grown ass woman.

469
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,480
Speaker 4: Thanks so much.

470
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,399
Speaker 1: Get between and and honestly, if you listen to the story,

471
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:24,359
Speaker 1: like you're not wrong. I know what I'm talking about, bitch.

472
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,600
Speaker 2: So do you have friends that you wanted to be

473
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,560
Speaker 2: in a threesome with? Or you just joined an app?

474
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:29,960
Speaker 4: No?

475
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,639
Speaker 5: I have I joined, and I don't want to know

476
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,359
Speaker 5: these people. I don't want to see these people. I

477
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,520
Speaker 5: want to go to a hotel.

478
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,480
Speaker 2: I want to leave, Molly, you won't die in that hotel.

479
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:38,520
Speaker 4: And I live on the edge.

480
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,920
Speaker 1: And you don't watch any Lifetime movie anything.

481
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,879
Speaker 5: Well, I got a friend tracker with my friend Margot,

482
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,000
Speaker 5: so she knows where I am all the time.

483
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,639
Speaker 1: Molly Sidney, let's get that. Yeah, actually, you know what,

484
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,240
Speaker 1: let's not get that.

485
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,639
Speaker 2: I talked about it on Instagram and everybody was like,

486
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 2: nobody want to know you. You're the worst person to

487
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,679
Speaker 2: know where everybody else you'll just show up.

488
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, great friend, Where where is the line? That's

489
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,520
Speaker 1: a great friend?

490
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,600
Speaker 4: Picking through a window?

491
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,960
Speaker 1: Gnecologists? And Sydney's like, all right, well how do they feel?

492
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,280
Speaker 1: And You're like, why are you?

493
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,960
Speaker 3: I'm checking on you, bitch. I'm like, it's one eight

494
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:12,679
Speaker 3: one pm.

495
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,760
Speaker 1: Do you know where your friend is?

496
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 4: So I think this is a genius idea.

497
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,639
Speaker 5: This Like, I'm like, great, it's gonna be athletic, it's

498
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 5: gonna be a motionless it's gonna be because I've also

499
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 5: never had like purely physical interactions with other people, right,

500
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:27,680
Speaker 5: I've I've gotten involved with people and they're like, oh,

501
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,560
Speaker 5: I'm not looking for anything serious. I'm like, I'm not

502
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,600
Speaker 5: looking for anything serious. But then it ends up getting like.

503
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 1: Right, people get people got feelings.

504
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,159
Speaker 4: People have feelings. But I was like, this is pure physical.

505
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,880
Speaker 2: But nowhere in your mind are you like I might

506
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,840
Speaker 2: die at this fake threesome at a.

507
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 1: Certain point in your life. Well, I like that.

508
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,439
Speaker 5: I will say that anytime a woman is murdered, the

509
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 5: number one suspect is her husband, and she knows that motherfucker.

510
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 2: So okay, okay, okay, let's go back. Elizabeth Smart, then

511
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 2: Natalie Holloway in them. They didn't know the people who

512
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 2: took them.

513
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 1: Those were new and oove beige folks that took them.

514
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 1: A little Smart. Remember she was like walking down the street.

515
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,639
Speaker 4: Who was Elizabeth Smart?

516
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,120
Speaker 1: The little the little white girl. She was like walking home.

517
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 4: From not a little white girl.

518
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 2: Woman has grown now, but look she was walking home

519
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:14,680
Speaker 2: from school or something.

520
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 4: And some like to pick up and putting a vale

521
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 4: that much?

522
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:24,400
Speaker 1: How much you weigh with a back brace? Oh my god?

523
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 1: How much? Right?

524
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 5: Right?

525
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:33,120
Speaker 1: Right?

526
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 7: It was vel crow for your information, sounds like straps, dude,

527
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,679
Speaker 7: what's the actual The brace is like the waist trainer.

528
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,119
Speaker 1: Honestly, Yeah, that skeleton and.

529
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,439
Speaker 5: Vel crows off and you swing it around. It's a

530
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 5: weapon anyway, anyway, anyway.

531
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,400
Speaker 1: I listen, I'm scared for you.

532
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 5: Well, but I've also online dated before, so it's I

533
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 5: don't see it as any different than online dating, and

534
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 5: people are pretty like my move is to just get

535
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 5: on a date and feel someone's vibe. I never funk

536
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 5: around on the first date. I always spend one to

537
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 5: two hours and I hit it, hit the.

538
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 7: Road, hit two hours, okay, right, depending on how a

539
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 7: two hours on the date, and then you beat it,

540
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 7: beat it.

541
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 4: You just leave right right right, right right right. You

542
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 4: got to be specific.

543
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 5: So I showed up to the date and well, first

544
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 5: of all, Wow, threesomes are a weird group of people

545
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,399
Speaker 5: to break into.

546
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 1: I will say as because, like.

547
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 3: I just want to let you know, people who are

548
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 3: openly looking for three sims are fucking weird. Like any

549
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 3: threesome I've had, it just fucking happened.

550
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 1: Any threesome you've had. How many have you had?

551
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:42,400
Speaker 4: I know it's a number. I need a hard number.

552
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 1: Hard like her spine braes.

553
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 4: I need like a one, two, three, four, give me

554
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 4: it in the teens?

555
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: Where am I with this? No, bitch is less than

556
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 1: it's less than five, So four.

557
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 2: She's at at least whatever this about you? This say't

558
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 2: about me, but let's talk about your I didn't know

559
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 2: you had five three.

560
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy that she's had six?

561
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 8: Three?

562
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 4: I mean seven is the lunch eight?

563
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,400
Speaker 1: Three somes is crazy? Dude, I can't believe you had

564
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: that man. Let the listeners think whatever they want to.

565
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: Y'all know, damn well, I haven't.

566
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 4: What are we doing with your boobs right now?

567
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:18,199
Speaker 2: I'm just missaged because it was more hands on her

568
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 2: boobs before.

569
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm at.

570
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 1: The guo, wait what, I'm not touching my looking for lumps,

571
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: don't I don't check anyway? Go ahead, Yes, you got

572
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: a check. I know, but I feel like they look smooth.

573
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 4: You know that's true.

574
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 1: Anyway, So you're you meet up with these people.

575
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,439
Speaker 5: So I meet up with these people, And did you

576
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 5: have a preference you wanted?

577
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it was gonna be a girl

578
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: and a guy.

579
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 5: Well, no, I was open. No, I was like open

580
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 5: to discussing all options, guy and guy. I'm like, that feels,

581
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 5: I don't know, something about two dicks feels very violent

582
00:24:56,359 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 5: to me, like swords right, like pew, and like you

583
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,199
Speaker 5: get a cut somewhere right. But I'm like, also like

584
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 5: not shut down to the idea. But I'm also not.

585
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:09,919
Speaker 2: Like Molly, you would take two dicks, That's what I mean.

586
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm not judging you, but I'm just like, I.

587
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 5: Think it would have to be like a very I

588
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 5: don't know. I just like I don't. I don't think

589
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 5: I could handle two dicks.

590
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 1: You think you could handle to I feel like you

591
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: could handle two dicks? Well, why do you feel like

592
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 1: I wipe? What about me?

593
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 2: You have like you'd have one like getting snacks set up,

594
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 2: and then you would bang one and then like he

595
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 2: would rest and then you would eat, you know, a

596
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 2: little little break.

597
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 1: Then you got a new back, so you definitely could

598
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,360
Speaker 1: take two dicks.

599
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about.

600
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 2: I do have a new back, not two big dicks,

601
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 2: but like a like a medium sized dick, and.

602
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 5: Then like a I'm not working around with two dicks

603
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 5: for for for below average dick.

604
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like people who have threesomes don't

605
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 2: have great dicks.

606
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 1: On my mind to say, yeah, right, that's why they

607
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:04,360
Speaker 1: need help. That's a threesome expert. I'm gonna tell you

608
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 1: no anyway.

609
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 4: So I get there, I get there, he's there already.

610
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 5: And what he looked like, I mean like Clark Kent,

611
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 5: like six three, real broad, real like tall, dark and handsome,

612
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 5: just like a night like a like a retired Chippendale.

613
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 5: He's like fucking buff and he's like hot.

614
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: You are painting the photo here.

615
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 5: I mean this man is just like his hands like

616
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 5: fit across my entire back.

617
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,400
Speaker 4: Like he's huge.

618
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 5: Wow, he's a huge, like a giant beautiful man.

619
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 4: Who like, yeah, he's like a giant.

620
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: And I'm just like like.

621
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 4: Right, yeah.

622
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: But if he's that big and that fine, I would

623
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 2: assume that means he either doesn't speak English or he's

624
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 2: very You don't.

625
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 5: Right, Yes, I mean no, I definitely because I once

626
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 5: I dated a male model, so I was like, perfect,

627
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 5: right up my alley.

628
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 1: They don't like no words.

629
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 3: I mean I've seen a picture of him. He's good looking,

630
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 3: but he don't look dumb.

631
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 4: No, he's actually not. He's actually very smart and smart.

632
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 1: I could see the way he part his hair.

633
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 4: He has a has a bar.

634
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: He has a bar.

635
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 4: Yes, it's smooth. He's like slick. He's like very well.

636
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 2: You should have led with the fact that he parts

637
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 2: Clark Kent. I didn't know that Superman was that Clark

638
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 2: Kent had glasses.

639
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 4: Can flies through the air, never loses his part.

640
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: Never loses that girl. So what does the girl look like?

641
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 5: So she's late and we are like and I was like,

642
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 5: which is a terrible.

643
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: Move for her? Because if I bringing my man and

644
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: meet another bitch, Oh, I'm getting there early. We're pulling

645
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 1: up together. No, no, no, I'm getting there early.

646
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 4: Together is the move.

647
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: It was weird, was she that he got there first?

648
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: Me me early.

649
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get there early. Talk to the waiter. Listen,

650
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 3: another bitch is coming in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna

651
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 3: be messy.

652
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 5: So well she gets oh my god, really, why is

653
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 5: it so violent for you?

654
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 4: And it was like, I'm under the well I'm told

655
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 4: that it's her idea. The whole thing is her idea.

656
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 4: That means he's about.

657
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: To break up with her and she's panicking, right right,

658
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: that's what that is.

659
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 4: Wow, you just ruined the end of the story.

660
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: Well that's but no, I'm saying that's a fact.

661
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 2: Like if you were like, yo, I'll do whatever you

662
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 2: want so you could stay, it would be a threesome.

663
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 4: Well yeah, not mean.

664
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 2: This is why I don't This is why I don't

665
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 2: care about how men feel. I'm not a desperate hail

666
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 2: Mary passed. To keep my man is to bring another

667
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 2: chicken to the situation.

668
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I would never.

669
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 5: I'd be like, if you want to go, go And

670
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 5: also I'm never going to bring someone into my situation.

671
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 4: I'm going I'm going out. I'm going out. I'm going

672
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 4: out for food, you.

673
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 5: Know what I'm talking about. Because I want to go home.

674
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 5: I don't want these people in my home. I don't

675
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 5: want them in my space. I don't want like, no, no, no,

676
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 5: I don't want to never see these people again.

677
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 4: I don't even want them to be from this coast.

678
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: Said, and they're not.

679
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 4: Look look at God. So I'm there. She shows up.

680
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 5: She is visibly miserable, like like I can. She's like

681
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 5: arms crossed, like looking down, like uncomfortable, like.

682
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 2: It was noise me because I'm like, well, I'm obviously

683
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 2: not moist, Like, how we going to do a threesome?

684
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: You look like you upset?

685
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 4: Well, I already know it's done. It's already done when

686
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 4: I see this.

687
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 2: So she weary because she it sounds like she threw

688
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: on some gym clothes.

689
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: She looked like she was running. She had lemons, you know,

690
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: she had like.

691
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 5: A really tight tank top and like really short shorts

692
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 5: and then platform heels. And I was like, this is Erine.

693
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 5: It was a very like off duty stripper. But no,

694
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 5: she's she's not a stripper venarian. But it's like also

695
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 5: and she's like very short, and I'm like, there's nothing

696
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 5: I like find short people are fine, but I don't

697
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 5: want to. I was so much bigger than her, Like

698
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 5: she was like five two or some ships and like.

699
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: You said, gross, you're like five four.

700
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 4: And Sydney's but Sidney's like brought.

701
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,479
Speaker 5: Sidney's not petite, and he's like, I got a body,

702
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 5: she's got put a pin in that body and come

703
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 5: back to it. But like you could, like you could,

704
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 5: like you she could fall through a great She's so small,

705
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 5: but he was.

706
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 4: So much bigger than and her tits would just get hooked,

707
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 4: do you know what I mean?

708
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: Like she's got she looked like a polly Pocket. She

709
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: was like Polly Pocket. So she's upset you're there, So

710
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm just exactly I told you, tight tank top you wearing?

711
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 4: Oh I look cute.

712
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: I got Alice and Olivia jean on. She had like

713
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: a jacket, she had a duster on. I did have

714
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: a I did.

715
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 4: I had a duster. I well, I get chili.

716
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 5: So I like to carry a jacket if I know

717
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 5: there's gonna be air condition.

718
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: But what are you wearing? Under the jacket.

719
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 5: I just have like a button down tied up. I

720
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 5: got these jeans that like, I guess a.

721
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: Business, Like, what are you doing?

722
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 2: It's an interview for Yeah, she had questions. She was like,

723
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 2: what would you say your greatest strength in the bedroom.

724
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 4: That's exactly what it was.

725
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 5: And I like, have these jeanes that I always get

726
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 5: hit on from behind, So I put them on, tied

727
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 5: my shirt up, put on some cute red heels, right,

728
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 5: but it's like it's classy but it's sexy, right, Yeah,

729
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 5: I know what I'm doing.

730
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 4: So and then I had like these really pretty like

731
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 4: blue earrings that I wear. You accessorized for the threesome interview.

732
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: I'm here.

733
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I needed them to know that I'm here to fuck,

734
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 5: but I also care about fashion.

735
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 2: Ah so if I got to put that on some jackets, yeah,

736
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 2: if you fuck, but also care about fashion.

737
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if the fuck is gonna be that great. Honestly,

738
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be that good. It's not

739
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: gonna be that great.

740
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 4: Well, I I guess I'm here to prove you wrong.

741
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: That's right, Molly Austin.

742
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 2: AnyWho, Well, she's upset she came here She's like, oh,

743
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 2: but I thought we was chilling.

744
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 1: Why are you so dressed up.

745
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 4: I'm not dressed up.

746
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: It's casual, No, but your casual is her dressed up?

747
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 5: Yeah? Okay, well that's a personal problem for her. Then,

748
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 5: so she's she's visibly unhappy. I know it's not gonna happen,

749
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 5: but I feel bad because she's just miserable. So I

750
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 5: go into like crowd work mode, and I just comedy

751
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 5: the situation.

752
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 4: So now I'm just like doing.

753
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: Crowd work with her crown.

754
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 4: I'm a full clown and I'm.

755
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 5: Just like I just I'm gonna finish this drink and

756
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 5: I'm gonna leave.

757
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 4: But I want her to not feel bad.

758
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: I don't know.

759
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 5: I just felt like she felt bad, and I felt

760
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 5: bad that she felt bad, And I was like.

761
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 2: Maybe while he's having the time of his time of

762
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 2: his life, he's like, look at my hoes.

763
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 5: I'm like not even making eye contact with him because

764
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 5: I can feel how like she's like viscerally upset. So

765
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 5: I'm just like it's like her and I'm like small

766
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 5: talking arm. We're having a good time. She starts to laugh,

767
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 5: we start to have fun.

768
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: You break that laugh. You're like oh.

769
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 4: I was like, wow, I'm really like good at comedy,

770
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 4: you know.

771
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 5: And by the time it got good, I was just like,

772
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 5: I still exhausted. I'm fucking tired. I'm tired. I don't

773
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 5: and she's too small. She's just too small. I'm just like,

774
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 5: I have a height requirement. It wasn't your type, she's

775
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 5: not my type. But I was just like, but he

776
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 5: was so hot that if it had been a different.

777
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: His pants out because I want dick, because.

778
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 4: I mean he was so hot. I mean he's still hot.

779
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 4: He's alive. Okay, so it's not going well.

780
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 5: But I like, turn the attitude around and he's like,

781
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 5: this is going great. Should I get us a hotel room?

782
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 5: And I'm like, in my mind, I'm like no, but

783
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 5: I'm gonna let her. She's gonna say no. She's like, no,

784
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 5: I got a kid. I got to get home.

785
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 4: And I was a bitch.

786
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 2: If that a sham, wow, mo, pussy me keep that

787
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 2: in sh Did you say kid?

788
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: Did you say you have a child.

789
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 4: Who's got a fucking kid?

790
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 8: Yeah?

791
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: And I was like this is not for me. No, no,

792
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: how long had they been together? Well, I this is

793
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: what I start figuring out.

794
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 5: So like I'm and so I'm like, you know what,

795
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 5: it's cool, like we'll meet up another time.

796
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 4: I'm lying, I'm telling all kinds of lies. I'm hitting

797
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 4: the road right, said goodbye to them, and I get

798
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 4: in the car. I leave.

799
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 5: Noticed it's like really tense between them when I get

800
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 5: in the car and leave. But I'm like, not my problem,

801
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 5: audios amigos, right, and I get home and he's like

802
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 5: already very like sending me very sexy text so disappointed

803
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 5: it didn't work out, Like he's like very sexual right away,

804
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 5: because that's what we're doing, right, So.

805
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 2: And you can't get mad because you were like, well,

806
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 2: I know, I'm like, this is what I send up for.

807
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 5: And I was like, yo, how long were you guys together?

808
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 5: Have you been together for nine months?

809
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 4: And this is already in nine months. Yeah. So they

810
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 4: end up breaking up, right, They end up breaking up.

811
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 5: That week because she was because she asked him to

812
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 5: come home with her, and then he was like no

813
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 5: because I have work.

814
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,800
Speaker 4: But she's like, but you were gonna get a hotel

815
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 4: room for us.

816
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, baby's at the house for time

817
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 1: to babysit.

818
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 5: And honestly, I agree with that. I don't want to

819
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 5: go to my friend's places.

820
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 2: Well, why are you telling you about this? Because that's

821
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 2: not hot.

822
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,280
Speaker 1: I don't want to know about your life.

823
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 3: Well because he if we just fucking because I want

824
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 3: a fantasy.

825
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: Well I need to know some stuff like how dirty

826
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: is your dick? Right right?

827
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 5: And well he told me that because he asked me

828
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 5: out by myself, and I was like, I don't want to.

829
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 5: I don't feel right about that. And then he was like, well,

830
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,919
Speaker 5: I think we're breaking up. And I was like, well,

831
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 5: when you break up, let me know.

832
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: He called you ten minutes later, it's done.

833
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 2: Well it's I'm outside let.

834
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 4: The window, sitting on friend Finder.

835
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: So he's so he's.

836
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 5: He asks me out, but I'm leaving California, right, and

837
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 5: I was like, well, I'm leaving and that's you know whatever,

838
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 5: and I was like whatever, he's hot and he's like

839
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 5: all these things. But I mean I had to go,

840
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,919
Speaker 5: and but I was also coming back in a few

841
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 5: weeks if I had to for for some for work

842
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 5: for work, damn.

843
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 1: So he was like, well, when you're to be content

844
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: to be continued.

845
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 5: Well not even I was just like whatever, let it go,

846
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 5: Like it was just like it was a weird situation,

847
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 5: and I was just like, he's hot, but like, there's

848
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 5: hot boys all over the world. I mean, there are

849
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 5: if you know where to look. So so I'm just

850
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 5: trying to think. So okay, So I'm he's like, well

851
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 5: when are you coming back? And I'm like, I'm coming

852
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 5: back this week and he's like, well, can we hang out?

853
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 5: And I was like, well, I have meetings and I

854
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 5: have shows and I have all this stuff and I

855
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 5: I can't commit to you, so maybe we can play

856
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 5: it by ear.

857
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: That turned him on. He's like you can't commit, maybe

858
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: we can, yeah, he said. He's like, you don't have

859
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 1: time in your schedule for me? That's hot?

860
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 5: Oh well yeah, and he goes, well, what if you

861
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 5: came a day early. I got us a hotel room,

862
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 5: I bought you some panties, and I took you to dinner.

863
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, that's all you

864
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: need to hear.

865
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 4: I think that's did he pay for your ticket? No,

866
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 4: I was coming back already for work.

867
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 3: See that would have came and be like can you

868
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,240
Speaker 3: pay for the flight?

869
00:36:52,480 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: Paid? Well, we can fix that, okay, So you said sure.

870
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 4: And I was like you know what, Yeah, that sounds great.

871
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 2: Did you have to give him a measurements or was

872
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 2: he like, already know a size buddies.

873
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 4: No, he asked me my size and I told him

874
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 4: it was just small.

875
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 5: If anybody's shopping for me, small on small for panties, medium.

876
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 4: For tops, I have broad shoulders. Just to kiss him.

877
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 4: He was like, wow, Molly, will looks great in the top. Okay,

878
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 4: so you get there, that's where but.

879
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 5: That's where you come in, right, So I'm going out

880
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 5: there and you came over right before I left.

881
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:34,919
Speaker 1: I did because I'm a good friend.

882
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 5: Because I was like, I don't know what I'm gonna wear,

883
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,479
Speaker 5: Like I'm like playing with all these outfit ideas.

884
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 4: Marie shows up. I had a business suit.

885
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 2: She said, this is what I'm thinking about waring from

886
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,240
Speaker 2: my sex date. I said, is that a blouse?

887
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:46,840
Speaker 1: Marie?

888
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 7: I said. She had a blazer on and elements. Mary

889
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 7: Tyler Moore showed up for the first day of work.

890
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: I said, I said, Molly, you can't wear that to

891
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: a sex date.

892
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 5: I don't know you guys, I don't wear tight dresses.

893
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 5: Like I don't have tight dresses.

894
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 1: I know you could buy one. You text me with

895
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 1: that bullshit. She's like, I might have to borrow some

896
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: of you. I was like, what do you what do

897
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: I wear condoms? I don't.

898
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 2: She said, you'd be wearing uh fashion nova and Molly

899
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 2: doesn't do that.

900
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't have none of that. A

901
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: sex date like a real one.

902
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 2: Well, Sidney, you have looks for a sex you have you.

903
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 4: You do stand up in sex date?

904
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: Okay?

905
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:23,760
Speaker 5: Wow?

906
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, that's what we say. Next date, jumpsuit in

907
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: the yea yea yeah, yeah.

908
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, you look good.

909
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 1: You look good. Don't even you did stand up in

910
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: clear heels once in a clear.

911
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 5: Boat and a clear boot and tell me brow that boot.

912
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: No, yes, unless you're gonna keep the boot on during sex. Well,

913
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: I do keep my shoes on for sure. Yeah, of course. Okay,

914
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: you keep your well I do. Now wait, let's let's

915
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 1: let's get okay.

916
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you got to get into the other one.

917
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 4: Okay.

918
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 5: So I show up for I show up for this

919
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 5: XT date, right, and he's like, I'm gonna wait in

920
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 5: the lobby for you. Nice so you can like like

921
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 5: get get ready and have the room to yourself. And

922
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 5: I was like, great, thanks so much, gentlemen.

923
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:11,240
Speaker 4: I love space.

924
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 1: What I want another fucking room?

925
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 4: Like, what the room?

926
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: About the hotel?

927
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:22,439
Speaker 4: Oh? Oh, we're at the Culver. Okay, it's cute. That's cute.

928
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:22,879
Speaker 4: It's cute.

929
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 1: That's nice. So we're at the Culver and it's not

930
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: the Stratosphere in Vegas.

931
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 5: No, okay, you think I'm getting on the plane for

932
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 5: a fucking stratosphere, Dick, Get the funk out.

933
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 3: Mean some of us just goes before for work.

934
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta pay me in money to go to

935
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 4: the Stratosphere. You can't pay me in Dick.

936
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for my money. Shut up, Molly finish.

937
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 4: I'm trying.

938
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: Okay.

939
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 5: So I get to the he wanted to know the

940
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 5: fucking hotel deals.

941
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 4: So okay.

942
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 5: So I get to the hotel room. I show up

943
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,959
Speaker 5: and I'm like, I've never done anything like this before.

944
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 5: Marie helps me pick out my dress. I feel like,

945
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 5: really good. My dress is cute, right, it's like tight,

946
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 5: but it's like classy and it's like knee length. I

947
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,439
Speaker 5: got these like cute turquoise heels. Velvet turquoise heel.

948
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 1: Yes, here for that.

949
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 4: I look great. So I but that's not what I

950
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 4: fly in. Really? What gross?

951
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 2: Heels, Sydney, stop talking. We gotta get to the sex

952
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 2: of the sex.

953
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 4: I'm not accepting fashion critiques. I will say that, okay.

954
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 5: I So, I I show up to the room, I

955
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 5: like pull, I like put my suitcase down. I look

956
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 5: over at the bed and the panties are on the bed,

957
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 5: in the middle of the bed, surrounded by just.

958
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: Every sex toy that maybe ever existed, beads. Was going

959
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 1: to say, flower every sex toy.

960
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 4: I don't even know.

961
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what beads on the middle. And then

962
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: they get beat Yeah, I.

963
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 5: Didn't see I don't think I saw an anal beats so,

964
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 5: but there might have been antal.

965
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: Bit honestly, like I like blacked out when I saw it.

966
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Were they surrounded like in a design?

967
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I had to reach in the middle of

968
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 4: the sex.

969
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: Didn't make a word with this.

970
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 4: It was like a tie die right. It was like

971
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 4: a tie dye design.

972
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: Like it was like a little clusters of toys.

973
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 5: It was just like it was like a flower, right,

974
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 5: But the panties were there the middle, and I was

975
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 5: I had to like reach into the.

976
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 4: Sex toys to get the panties.

977
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: And I was like, like so.

978
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 4: Nervous, so nervous.

979
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: I like, I'm taking a shower and I'm like, I've

980
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: been over my head.

981
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 4: I'm over my head.

982
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: I'm like panicking.

983
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 4: I'm like I've never done anything like this before. Like

984
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 4: I don't know what's happening. It's like full fifty shades.

985
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, how many estimate? How many toys do you

986
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: think they were?

987
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 4: I mean I would say like twenty.

988
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 2: What yo, he dropped a dime on ship. That's a

989
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 2: lot of fucking He's.

990
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 4: Got money, yo.

991
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: That's also told us he was rich.

992
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, but wait, I mean what you do with the toys?

993
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: Can we sell them? Well? I mean no, City.

994
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 5: Beats City is walking around the street just like like

995
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 5: try to.

996
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 2: They were in his butt while he was waiting in

997
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:31,359
Speaker 2: the lid. Excuse me, gentlemen, my basketball team.

998
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 5: I don't mean to disturb anybody.

999
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 4: Oh my god. So I so I so you shower

1000
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,280
Speaker 4: classy because yeah, well.

1001
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 5: And I'm on a plane, Like that's I'm never having sex,

1002
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 5: Like fresh off a plane people do that And I'm like,

1003
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 5: what's what's happening?

1004
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: Okay, cool? You showered?

1005
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 4: I shower to put my dress on?

1006
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I put my panties on, I put the

1007
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 5: dress on, I put my velvet heels on that are

1008
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 5: fucking cute, Sydney, thank you so much. So then I

1009
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 5: go downstairs and I am more nervous than I've ever

1010
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 5: been in my entire life, Like my entire life. I

1011
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 5: like guzzle. I guzzle with Martini, yes, and like I

1012
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 5: drink like the whole like caraff of water. Right, I'm

1013
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 5: so thirsty. I'm so nervous. Right, I don't know what

1014
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 5: I'm even talking about.

1015
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 1: While he's cool as a cucumber, cool.

1016
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 5: As a cucumber, like doesn't laugh, doesn't smile, I am

1017
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 5: pretty much fucking the devil, right, And like this man

1018
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 5: is just like the beautiful, beautiful devil. And he's just

1019
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 5: like got a tight T shirt tucked in. It's like

1020
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 5: you can like see his body.

1021
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:33,959
Speaker 4: He's like his body is.

1022
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 5: Like insane, so like sitting there, and I honestly like,

1023
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 5: I think I only talked about the plot line to

1024
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 5: Mam and Mia because I watched it on the plank, Like.

1025
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 4: That's what I talked about.

1026
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: I don't make nobody did card the whole time. Yeah,

1027
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: but he knew he had just the anal bees was

1028
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 1: in his butt. He was hard.

1029
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeh yeah.

1030
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 5: He didn't care what I was talking about. And I

1031
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,399
Speaker 5: didn't want to stop talking because I did not.

1032
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: Want to stairs. I'm upstairs.

1033
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 4: I was so freaking down. And he was like, so,

1034
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 4: what did you think? And he like stops me and I.

1035
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 8: Was like.

1036
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 1: The movie was great. He's like, no about this stuff upstairs?

1037
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 8: Yah?

1038
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,959
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And I was like, well, I've never really

1039
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 4: done this, like I don't know, you know what. I'm

1040
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 4: like such a loser.

1041
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 5: And he was like, well, he was like, I brought

1042
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 5: a lot of stuff that I thought you would like,

1043
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:22,439
Speaker 5: and uh.

1044
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 2: You looked on your Instagram, you know what you like

1045
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 2: because you yeah.

1046
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: For to use on you, not to use on himself.

1047
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 4: Right for me. So he was like, so because we've

1048
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 4: been sending sexy texts. So he was like, I brought a.

1049
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 5: Bunch of stuff that I thought you would like and

1050
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 5: we can try it out and if you like it,

1051
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 5: we'll use it.

1052
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 4: If you don't, we'll stop.

1053
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 3: And thirty day Amazon will take everything bad.

1054
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 4: So you guys are so gross.

1055
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 2: So Molly, okay, so what did you eat on the

1056
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 2: sex date? I feel like we need to know that

1057
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 2: he did talk about the here is tomatoes.

1058
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 4: I was about no, I had it to add an

1059
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 4: airlom tomato salad.

1060
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: Salad is good.

1061
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 3: You got your stomach. You just need to coach your

1062
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 3: stomach lightly. You can't be fucking on a full stomach.

1063
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 3: You can't have no eggplant, parmesan.

1064
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: Some spaghetti. I have to let spaghetti.

1065
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 4: So we get back up to the room.

1066
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 5: I'm filled with booze and water and I'm like, I

1067
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 5: just have to pee.

1068
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 4: I'm just like a floating device at this point. So

1069
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 4: I like, go I pee. I come out.

1070
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 1: He's on the bit.

1071
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 4: No, he's at the window.

1072
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 5: No lights are on, it's dark, and I'm like, this

1073
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 5: is really is this too sexy?

1074
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: No? This is good. Okay, keep talking, come through, sunglasses on.

1075
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 5: You got a real bad attitude right now, I'll say that,

1076
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 5: look down, don't look at me. Actually, neither of you

1077
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 5: look at me. Nobody in the room will give me

1078
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 5: when I say this. Okay, So I come out of

1079
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 5: the bathroom. He's like standing at the window. The lights

1080
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 5: are off, and I like, I'm like, oh my god,

1081
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 5: I'm so dr rat like right, So I like walk

1082
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:08,240
Speaker 5: up to him because.

1083
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,280
Speaker 1: I like, just that's bold. He walked up to him.

1084
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't know what to do because in

1085
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 2: my mind I'm at the bathroom door, like should I

1086
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 2: should Should I turn on some lights?

1087
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1088
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 4: I was, Should I go?

1089
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 3: I would have plugged in a night light that I

1090
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 3: need to have some lights?

1091
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 4: No, I mean it's like it's what there's street light.

1092
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 5: So it's the room is like lit, like I can

1093
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 5: see and like the streetlights make it like pretty bright.

1094
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: So so you lay on a bed. No.

1095
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 5: I walk up to him and we like kind of

1096
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 5: like start making out a little bit, and he like

1097
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 5: immediately turns me around, unzips my dress, pulls it down,

1098
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 5: and now I'm just in my panties and my heels,

1099
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 5: my cute heels, you be so.

1100
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1101
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 5: So then he like, I don't know how to explain

1102
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 5: this and in any other way, but you.

1103
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: Just say, like he just like he already had a

1104
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 1: condom on. No he like.

1105
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 5: No, he like it's the the point is like not penetration.

1106
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 5: The point is like making me come. So he like,

1107
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,439
Speaker 5: thank you so much?

1108
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 4: Right, So yeah, so he.

1109
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 5: The only way I can explain it is like he

1110
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,720
Speaker 5: makes out with my entire body from like my ankle

1111
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 5: to my ear, like and I'm and I like went

1112
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 5: to move and he was like stand still and then

1113
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 5: I stand So I'm just standing like as still as

1114
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 5: I can. And he's just like I don't even know

1115
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 5: what this man is doing to my body. But he's

1116
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 5: getting low, he's getting high, and he's so big and quiet.

1117
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 1: It's so weird. He's like a sniper, right. So there's

1118
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: no music plan. It's just breathing.

1119
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean, I don't have no you don't

1120
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,879
Speaker 2: even no wow.

1121
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 4: No Abba playing in the background from Mama.

1122
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 5: MIA's like, can we just play Abba for Mama?

1123
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 4: Want to listen to uh Fernando.

1124
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 5: So he's like making out with my body I and

1125
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 5: then he was like and then he like stands up

1126
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 5: and moves away for me, and I like go to

1127
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 5: turn and he was like stay there and I was

1128
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 5: like okay.

1129
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 4: So I'm just naked, standing.

1130
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 1: There and still.

1131
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 5: And with my shoes and my panty's still on. And

1132
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 5: he comes over and he like puts a blindfold over

1133
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 5: my eyes.

1134
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 2: Scream you can't just put a blind foot over a

1135
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:21,360
Speaker 2: black woman, No way, Jose I'm not no dramatic woman, black, white,

1136
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 2: Asian whatever.

1137
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 1: I'm screaming.

1138
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 5: I don't want to get well, I saw it on

1139
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 5: the bed, so I knew it was I knew it right,

1140
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 5: all right, So I saw it so I knew it

1141
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 5: was there.

1142
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,959
Speaker 3: My memory is so bad I would have forgot trying

1143
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 3: to kill me, trying to costly.

1144
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 4: You can take it, you get taken.

1145
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 5: So he so so he blindsld me, blindfolds me, and

1146
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 5: then makes out with my whole body like the exact

1147
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 5: same way again, and I'm just like standing there, still

1148
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 5: standing there.

1149
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 4: And then he like puts me on the bed and

1150
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 4: carries you. He like guides me and then like lifts me.

1151
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: Get over there trust exercise.

1152
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 5: It's just fall and then like proceeds to like flip

1153
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 5: me around like a pancake and use like every toy

1154
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 5: he brought and then like breaks it up with like

1155
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 5: going down on me, and it's just like fo hours.

1156
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: It's for hours, and he's fully clothed the entire time.

1157
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 4: I have a blind hoold on I don't know.

1158
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 5: And then and then we had like traditional sex, right,

1159
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 5: but he doesn't come.

1160
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: He doesn't come. He doesn't come. That's great.

1161
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 5: I've had approximately five orgasms at this point, and like

1162
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,320
Speaker 5: it's been hours and.

1163
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 3: I I'm looking in the room for some hard dicks.

1164
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 3: Nobody's hard here.

1165
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: Well he's a laptop on. That's that good. That's not

1166
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: good for sperm and stuff.

1167
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 5: But like it's it's I'm I'm so exhausted that I

1168
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 5: like go to I just like pass out.

1169
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 4: With my hair on.

1170
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 5: I'm like butt naked, and I've never fallen asleep in

1171
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 5: my heels I will know.

1172
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 4: And then a few.

1173
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 5: Hours later I wake up and he's like making out

1174
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 5: with my body again. I don't know how else to

1175
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 5: explain it other than like he like makes out with

1176
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 5: my whole body, like and he's like so big that

1177
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 5: his like wingspan is like you can get an ankle

1178
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 5: and be on my head. Like he's like the whole

1179
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 5: thing is just I feel like dough. I feel like

1180
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 5: pizza dough in this man's hands. It's amazing.

1181
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 4: And we start and he just like starts again.

1182
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: No real pizza, real pizza.

1183
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 4: I'm doing the I'm like flipping around like a saucer.

1184
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 5: So we and then we do it again and then

1185
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:45,280
Speaker 5: for hours, for for about an hour, his whole point

1186
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 5: is is making me come, like that's the whole point

1187
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:48,919
Speaker 5: of it.

1188
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,879
Speaker 4: So like he got.

1189
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 2: Like a dad who like a mentor he's got me

1190
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 2: talked in this because men don't just know this stuff. No, no,

1191
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 2: you know, men don't know.

1192
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 4: I texted you this. You know what technique he knows.

1193
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,720
Speaker 5: Remember when we went to I Don't Think So Honey

1194
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 5: and Catherine Cohen talked about the ladybug technique. Yeah, with

1195
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 5: the fingers, Yeah, that's he knows the ladybug technique. And

1196
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 5: most mental it's like instead of like most men are

1197
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 5: like just pushing.

1198
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 4: On your clip like as hard as they can, like

1199
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 4: trying to make a wish.

1200
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 2: Kathy Cohne was like, if you see a ladybug down

1201
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 2: on the street, you like pick it up.

1202
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: With you, you like real gentle like really like can

1203
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 1: you do with yours?

1204
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't be just yeah, yeah, you're not smoshing the

1205
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 5: ladybug to get on your likes.

1206
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 4: And he like does that Like he like, I've never

1207
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 4: I feel like I have had good sex.

1208
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever had sex like this, Like afterwards,

1209
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 5: I felt like I had I felt like I had

1210
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 5: never had sex.

1211
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 2: Listening to his story sounds like I'm not having sex

1212
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 2: at all. It was like athletics sounds like I'm just

1213
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 2: studying with a buddy.

1214
00:51:55,960 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do not and cannot relate. I don't know what.

1215
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 5: And then we woke up in the morning and did

1216
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,959
Speaker 5: the whole thing again like three separate times.

1217
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 4: So three separate times in the first night.

1218
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:09,800
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted.

1219
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:14,800
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I had to sleep. I slept for

1220
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 4: like two days meeting.

1221
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, and you were you there for work? Bitch?

1222
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: I went for meetings.

1223
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 5: I went to the meetings, a show and right to bed,

1224
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 5: Like I was like in bed by nine pm every night.

1225
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 4: I was like, well two nights in a row. I

1226
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 4: was so tired.

1227
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 5: I was just so tired because I had, you know,

1228
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 5: had an amazing amount of orgasms.

1229
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 4: So he he left the next day.

1230
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: How does one leave a sex date? Like what a

1231
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: half hour? But I've got to.

1232
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 4: See you, no, I mean we were checking out of

1233
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 4: a hotel, so we both left at the same time.

1234
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 1: We both I'm not getting checked I'm not getting charged extra, bitch.

1235
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 1: You leaven right with. I got my card on the

1236
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 1: room for incidental you know about to be getting the water.

1237
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,279
Speaker 5: Well, I had a lunch meeting I had to get to,

1238
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 5: which was like really, I was like, I don't even

1239
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 5: know what to say to you people right now because

1240
00:52:59,120 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 5: I'm different.

1241
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 4: You were, I died, I'm reborn Wednesday right now. No, Sydney,

1242
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 4: I fucking changed. You're so gross.

1243
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: You wore that same dress.

1244
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 4: Pro No, I did not that nighttime.

1245
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: I wanted to book, You wanted to book, whatever you

1246
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 1: were doing, you wouldn't have dress in the hills.

1247
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 4: I don't even know. I did wear the heels, but

1248
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 4: I wore them with like pants. But besides the point.

1249
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,239
Speaker 5: So then so we so we part ways and it's

1250
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 5: like very like cold when we leave each other, because

1251
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 5: it is just like there's almost no affection, like.

1252
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's how I like it. So he kissed

1253
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: your whole body, and ya didn't make out when we

1254
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: were in like public. No, that's gross.

1255
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 4: Gross. I don't make it in public with men.

1256
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 2: I'm like serious, up, you don't have every sex toy

1257
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:52,879
Speaker 2: all up and through your body, and you don't want

1258
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 2: to get in the room.

1259
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 4: In the room, we're talking about a public place.

1260
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: I'm not here for PDA either.

1261
00:53:58,640 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 4: I don't want to sit.

1262
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,320
Speaker 1: I hate the horse for not people in public.

1263
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 4: I hate this.

1264
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: Right, babe, sick, fucking gross gross. So we want to

1265
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: get hussies, that's what you are city.

1266
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 2: You've had twelve threesomes, and yeah, give me a break,

1267
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 2: give me a break, like.

1268
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 1: A back breaks break.

1269
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,800
Speaker 5: Hey like like a like A yeah, I guess so

1270
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,800
Speaker 5: so I. So we say goodbye, and I was just

1271
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 5: like it was great. I've just like never had anything

1272
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 5: like purely physical like that before. It was really exciting.

1273
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 5: So we like kind of like text back and forth.

1274
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 5: He invites me to go with him to.

1275
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 1: I feel like Hawaii.

1276
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say if you weren't going to say,

1277
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 2: say Hawaii Hawaii and we were like, Molly, don't go

1278
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 2: to Hawaii.

1279
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 1: You don't die there.

1280
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 5: Well, I was gonna go to Hawaii, but then I

1281
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 5: but then some stuff came up and I told him.

1282
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know, I'm getting like stressed out.

1283
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 5: I don't know what to do, Like I have this

1284
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 5: friend coming in town. It's my other friend show and

1285
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 5: it feels like too many words. He was like, figure

1286
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 5: it out, let me know.

1287
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,399
Speaker 4: Well, he was like, well I don't. I actually don't

1288
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 4: want you to come if you're going to be distracted.

1289
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 4: So he was like, yeah, if you come in a.

1290
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 8: Why bitch your whole your whole agenda is dick Yeah,

1291
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 8: that's what the itinerary is, Dick for breakfast, and we're

1292
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 8: gonna get up for Dick Continental Breakfast.

1293
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:36,399
Speaker 1: Then Dick A dick A guided around French chose sight

1294
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: seeing it the dick.

1295
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 5: So I was like, and he was like, you know,

1296
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 5: he was like, we can plan for something else, and

1297
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 5: I said okay, and then he invited me to go.

1298
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 4: To Las Vegas with him, and so you went to

1299
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 4: Las Vegas. And that's I just got back last night.

1300
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: She got back last night. Do y'all hear this, listeners,

1301
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: She got back from a sex date. She still got

1302
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 1: a sex date. Smell on her right now. I did

1303
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 1: wash my hair for seven payments of twenty nine, nine

1304
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: and nine. You too can have sex dates like Mally Austin.

1305
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 4: No, it's way more than that.

1306
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 1: Oh how much is it?

1307
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know what a suite at

1308
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,760
Speaker 4: the Cosmo cost, but it's.

1309
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 1: More Cosmo.

1310
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 5: Cosmo and we were so I went there this time

1311
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 5: and it was like it was interesting because it was

1312
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 5: like more familiar and we like had actual conversations and

1313
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 5: we and but like it was the same kind of

1314
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 5: like it's a lot of prep that you don't consider, right,

1315
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 5: because like you're, well, I'm like bending in ways.

1316
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 4: I don't know that I can bend stretch.

1317
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:34,800
Speaker 1: You gotta have a foam roll in your suitcase.

1318
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,360
Speaker 5: Yes, And it's like the type of stamina that's like

1319
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 5: for really an athlete.

1320
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 4: It's an athlete's stamina.

1321
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,880
Speaker 1: You should have took some of at Molly from Marie's birthday.

1322
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 4: Oh, that would have been great.

1323
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's but also you have to be like

1324
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 5: aware because it is so like it's it's it's still

1325
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 5: new even though it's a second time.

1326
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 4: It's like stuff I've never done before. Things I've like

1327
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 4: I didn't even know the second sex date.

1328
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: It was like a holy man.

1329
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 4: He should teach a class.

1330
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 2: He should teach a class. And all the men listening

1331
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 2: straight or gay, Yeah, watch should know. Should like bring

1332
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 2: a friend, bring a friend. Everybody can like step the techniques.

1333
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 4: No, it was none of the same. It was not repetitive.

1334
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 4: It's that's yeah, because that's the biggest problem my sex

1335
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 4: a life.

1336
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: That's repetitive. You could pass him to me. I just

1337
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 1: want to see let us borrow him for a moment.

1338
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 5: Honestly, like I will happily set you guys up with him.

1339
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 4: He is it's religious. It's truly religious.

1340
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: Like you don't broke up with him?

1341
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 4: I can, Well, she wanted, she wanted, Like she's.

1342
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 2: Like, I got taken my son out have sex for

1343
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 2: four hours with you tonight.

1344
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, well she wants.

1345
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 4: I think she wants like somebody real in her life.

1346
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 4: He's not like a real Like he's so focused on

1347
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 4: his career and like he does it raal what does

1348
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 4: he do?

1349
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 1: He's like he's like a dentist. Yeah, yeah, he teaches children.

1350
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 4: He's like, well, I can't at that part. I know

1351
00:57:59,360 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 4: I can't.

1352
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,439
Speaker 1: Don't blow him up on the podcast. That's after we finish.

1353
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you guys later, but because I need this.

1354
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 1: To keep going, right, Like, how long do you think

1355
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 1: you can do this for Molly?

1356
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 4: I think I got like four or five more times

1357
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,479
Speaker 4: than me, four or five nine.

1358
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 3: So you tell that sex and it's still not worn out.

1359
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 3: It don't look like beef jerky down there.

1360
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 5: No, No, you're a woman, you're a woman whom and

1361
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 5: you've never seen a vagina before, a woman who dates women.

1362
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 1: And she's like, you know, look like beef jerky.

1363
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 7: What is it like beef Jerkyina look like Spais.

1364
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 4: This is why you turned to women.

1365
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 1: You couldn't take it to beef because something weird was happening.

1366
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 1: She said, you can't take dixus. Wow good.

1367
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 2: I was like sending that back please, I said, I

1368
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 2: ordered it because I don't really want it what I want.

1369
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 5: So I get to Vegas and I just want to

1370
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 5: stress this because like, this is the part that is important. Okay,

1371
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 5: he makes an event out of it, right, like every

1372
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 5: time we don't sell Facebook, No, I show my god

1373
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 5: real glad, I show up. I show up to this

1374
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 5: beautiful hotel room.

1375
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 4: He picks me up from the airport.

1376
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 2: Yes, bitch, listen, do you know how good the cat

1377
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 2: gotta be where He's like, listen, listen, Mada.

1378
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 4: So you keep to me and then you guys get

1379
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 4: mad at me.

1380
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 5: I know, well, I'm trying to get to the part

1381
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 5: that's important that I need these people to understand.

1382
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: Okay, get us there.

1383
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 4: We I show up to this beautiful suite.

1384
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 5: It's like just it's it's got multi rooms in it,

1385
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 5: right and a balcony wrap around balcony.

1386
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 4: It is beautiful.

1387
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 5: You say it's got two bathrooms? Oh yeah, for sure.

1388
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 5: So yeah, there's there was room. I mean not not

1389
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 5: when we were done with it, but yeah, for sure.

1390
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 5: So we get there and it's like we get ready

1391
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 5: and we go somewhere and we get dressed up, and

1392
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 5: we like go to this beautiful dinner. This like this

1393
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 5: like seven course meal. There's course meal before six day y,

1394
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 5: it's like a tasting menu.

1395
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 4: So it's like small stuff.

1396
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 5: And he's just like dressed up and like this beautiful

1397
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 5: shirt with this beautiful jacket.

1398
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 4: He's just like a woman fell down in the lobby.

1399
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 1: He helped her up. She fell down because she saw

1400
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 1: that nigga.

1401
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 5: This man has on women is I've never seen anything

1402
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 5: like it. Like we got into the elevator with all

1403
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 5: women and I'm like, obviously you guys.

1404
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 4: Have seen me fly.

1405
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 5: I didn't think he was going to pick me up

1406
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 5: from the airport. And I'm like in half pajamas and

1407
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 5: these women are like and I'm was like, yeah, right,

1408
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:36,920
Speaker 5: you guys see it too, right, Like it's he's like insane.

1409
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 5: So we go out to this beautiful dinner and he

1410
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 5: makes an event out of it. It's not just like

1411
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 5: like I have a reason to put on this laundry.

1412
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 5: I have a reason to get dressed up. I have

1413
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 5: like a reason to put heels on. And it's like

1414
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 5: and I was afterwards after the dinner, I was like,

1415
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 5: what do you want to do? Do you want to

1416
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,800
Speaker 5: like go gamble? He's like, we're going to the room.

1417
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 1: I was like, just like a loser a gamble. He's like,

1418
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 1: he said, I am gambling, which you he said.

1419
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 5: Well because he was saying, he was like, we can gamble,

1420
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 5: we can go out, we can do this and no,

1421
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 5: and then I have like I think I slept two hours.

1422
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 5: Like it went on for so a rebel. It was

1423
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 5: like head shouldered out a boot head shoulders knews and

1424
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 5: toes like it was different techniques. It was like exciting,

1425
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 5: it was fun. It was like it was just like

1426
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 5: in every room on the balcony.

1427
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 1: Like falcony, what floor were yellowing?

1428
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 4: The twentieth floor?

1429
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 1: You get me in the shower, body on a kitchen flop.

1430
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 4: I'm not really a shower person, but we did take

1431
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 4: a bath.

1432
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 1: I do I feel like you wet be a little weird?

1433
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 8: What what you like?

1434
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: You want a shower? Like you know, some people just

1435
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 1: don't look right in the shower. Oh my god, I'm

1436
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 1: one of those people because we haven't on a shower

1437
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:06,680
Speaker 1: cat No, I just looking like a wet dog. I

1438
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 1: look good, damp Molly. Okay, we have have to go.

1439
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 4: Don't touch my Nippleney, Sydney, you just said that because

1440
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 4: you you're not flying around, you're not getting.

1441
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 7: Me dressed up, you're not buying me panties. You can't

1442
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 7: touch my nipples, Sydney. We could go to Target, pick

1443
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 7: you up some draws, like a three pack, just you know,

1444
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 7: touch my nipples.

1445
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 1: No, damn biscuits. You We we have not had sex

1446
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:37,480
Speaker 1: on the twentieth floor of a balcony. We we don't

1447
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 1: even ever need to be on a terrace together.

1448
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 5: I think the point is is that you two can

1449
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 5: do this, like I feel like anybody can do this,

1450
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 5: And I think we all try to fall into these

1451
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 5: like traditional relationships because it's something we feel like we

1452
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 5: should be doing. But life can be fucking fun and

1453
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 5: weird and like that, men like this exists, like men.

1454
01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 1: I don't know none of those men. So what app

1455
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 1: were again? Yeah? What's the app I'm gonna join it

1456
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 1: right now.

1457
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 4: Listen. I found men like this on bumble. I found

1458
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 4: men like this.

1459
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:06,840
Speaker 1: Why did you find this specific.

1460
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:10,280
Speaker 4: Man, it's a threesome AP. I forget.

1461
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 1: That's a lot. Molly, you know what threable app you

1462
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 1: was on?

1463
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:14,080
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1464
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 5: It looks like I think I I think I tried

1465
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 5: to download a thing called thrinder, but then it ended

1466
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 5: up being something else.

1467
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 3: Girl, you have one job to give the people the

1468
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 3: fucking answers and you get a story.

1469
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 1: But we no, no, no, no no, because she doesn't

1470
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 1: want to share this.

1471
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:28,439
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1472
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 5: Well no, I'm saying he was not like the other

1473
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,440
Speaker 5: I don't think you want to find this dude on

1474
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 5: a threesome AP because the other people in the threesome

1475
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 5: MAP like. I went out with him because he was

1476
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 5: the only person who was like, we can just have

1477
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 5: a drink and see.

1478
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 4: How we like each other. Everybody else is.

1479
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 1: Like, Molly, oh my god, this this episode is too hot.

1480
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 1: I feel like you gotta come back.

1481
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 4: Well, I have another one coming up.

1482
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you've know the sex state coming up?

1483
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:56,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have another sex that.

1484
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,480
Speaker 1: I'll put it in my calendar.

1485
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 4: I think it's our host October fourteenth.

1486
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 1: October fourth that's a Sunday. Y'all be doing sex dates

1487
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:04,600
Speaker 1: on Sundays.

1488
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 4: The Devil doesn't rest. Honey, where are you all going? No,

1489
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 4: I don't want to. I'm not going to say where

1490
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 4: we're going.

1491
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 1: He's coming here. I'll tell you that you said all

1492
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 1: that shit you can't go because.

1493
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 4: It's leading up to it. I'll tell you after Molly going.

1494
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:25,439
Speaker 1: To Kansas or something somewhere. Are whack regular like you'all

1495
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:26,320
Speaker 1: in a relationship?

1496
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 2: Now?

1497
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's pat Maley got passport, pussy. It's they're

1498
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 1: going out of the country. She's going. She gotta be

1499
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,160
Speaker 1: at the airport two hours early. That's where where.

1500
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 5: I'll tell you after where we went. I don't want to,

1501
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,120
Speaker 5: like say, leading up where I'm going.

1502
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:41,960
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Molly, let people know who are listening where

1503
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 2: they can catch you besides all over the country doing

1504
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:44,960
Speaker 2: sex dates.

1505
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 5: Hey, I mostly I guess like you mean, social media wise,

1506
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 5: I'm Molly, oh Austin on everything. And then oh, I'm

1507
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:58,080
Speaker 5: going to be a dead Crow Comedy Club October sixth

1508
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 5: in North Carolina.

1509
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 1: October six just a couple of days before your six data.

1510
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:07,400
Speaker 1: You know, it's oh my god.

1511
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll pretty much be doing stand up around New

1512
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 5: York City and you know, living in my sexual revolution.

1513
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 1: What's your comedy schedule around October fourteen.

1514
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 4: We'll talk about it.

1515
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,320
Speaker 1: I know it's somewhere basic.

1516
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 4: Listen, you don't.

1517
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,320
Speaker 2: I don't believe it's basic. I'll tell you because they

1518
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 2: got it. They going to be like having sex in

1519
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 2: a helicopter or something Cincinnati where they're going to see it.

1520
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:35,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Molly, thank you so much for that.

1521
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 4: I just want to stress that, like anybody can do this,

1522
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 4: anybody can do this.

1523
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,080
Speaker 5: It's like it's very out of my personality and out

1524
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 5: of like out of the usual like things that I

1525
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:44,919
Speaker 5: do or have done.

1526
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 4: I've never done anything like this before. And like you

1527
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:51,120
Speaker 4: two can live your best sexual life listening.

1528
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:53,959
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll show up missing because of an unofficial expert bridge.

1529
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:55,440
Speaker 1: This is all a legend.

1530
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 4: Listen. People are getting murdered by their husbands every all

1531
01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 4: the time.

1532
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 1: You might as well. They're getting murdered and their husbands

1533
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:01,959
Speaker 1: are not making them.

1534
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 4: Come and you you might as well be coming five

1535
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:04,240
Speaker 4: times before you go.

1536
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 1: Yep, sure, okay. A lot of women never go of

1537
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 1: all the sex toys that he used on you? What

1538
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:12,160
Speaker 1: was your favorite? And be real here, be super honest.

1539
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:14,840
Speaker 1: People are listening. They get ready to wear on Amazon,

1540
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:17,959
Speaker 1: so they too can buy something that makes them come seven.

1541
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:22,520
Speaker 4: I really, what did I like the best? It's hard.

1542
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 4: I didn't know what a lot of stuff was because

1543
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 4: I was blindfold but you.

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01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,720
Speaker 1: Didn't take a picture of it and then scan it

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Speaker 1: somewhere a shirt.

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Speaker 5: I was freaking for the weekend. I was running around

1547
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:36,600
Speaker 5: so scared, so frighten, so horny. I can't I think,

1548
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 5: I guess, I don't know. It's hard like he does

1549
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:41,200
Speaker 5: like a lot of great stuff with his hands.

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01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 4: And like oil, so it's like oil. Yeah, Oh yeah,

1551
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:48,720
Speaker 4: he's got like oil. Oh yeah, he does the whole thing.

1552
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,280
Speaker 5: You know what that you might be having sex with

1553
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:52,920
Speaker 5: the devil because I don't sound like I'm gonna need

1554
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:54,240
Speaker 5: an exorcism at some point.

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01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,320
Speaker 1: If anybody knows a priest, I think that would be

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Speaker 1: the toy.

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01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:58,920
Speaker 2: But I think next week we have to have somebody

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01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:02,120
Speaker 2: real Christian on to scribble the podcast because.

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01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,080
Speaker 1: We got to cleanse a palette. Here we do yeah,

1560
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:05,640
Speaker 1: like a like a little ginger.

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01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 3: Well, thank you so much, Molly Austin, you were incredible.

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01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 3: Thank you guys so much for listening to the unofficial

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01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 3: I hope.

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01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,160
Speaker 1: Everybody is wet right now.

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01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,320
Speaker 4: Is I will, I'll, I'll know after the next send

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01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 4: us pictures.

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01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 1: Yes, well we find out. We'll post it on the install.

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01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:25,720
Speaker 2: Make sure you subscribe rate, do all that shiite Apple.

1569
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 4: You know what you need to do.

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01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: You know where we are. People need to know where

1571
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:30,280
Speaker 1: we at it. You know what this episode? Send it

1572
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 1: to your mom.

1573
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:34,080
Speaker 2: Yes, because you're anybody that you know liked the Terrible

1574
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,280
Speaker 2: Fifty Shades of Gray movie, send them this episode.

1575
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:38,479
Speaker 1: Molly really live in the truth right here? We should

1576
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:40,560
Speaker 1: write this. Yeah, yeah, make a pilot.

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Speaker 4: Bye guy, Forever.

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Speaker 1: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:55,760
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