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Speaker 1: Hello, I was looking for Marissa. Hey Marissa, my name

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Speaker 1: is Seth. I work with Jada. She told me that

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Speaker 1: I should give you a call. Yeah, Hey, Hey, what's up.

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Speaker 1: How's it good? Pretty good? She was thinking that you

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Speaker 1: and I should hang out sometime, like would be a

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Speaker 1: good match or whatever. I know it's kind of weird,

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Speaker 1: but you know, yeah, well, I mean it's cool, like, Um,

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Speaker 1: you like restaurants, we could go get food or something.

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Speaker 1: I like. Nice. There's actually like a really cool with

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Speaker 1: Mexican place in my neighborhood. Um, I love Mexican. That

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Speaker 1: sounds good. It's at this point that I'm legally obligated

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Speaker 1: to tell you I'm not allowed within five hundred yards

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Speaker 1: of a shoe store. So if you could text me

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Speaker 1: the address, I can just make sure there's not a

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Speaker 1: shoe store around. What. Yeah, I'm just not allowed within

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Speaker 1: five hundred yards of a shoe stores. It's no big deal.

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Speaker 1: I just need to check. I know it sounds like

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Speaker 1: a funny joke, but I'm not joking. Are you being

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Speaker 1: serious right now? Yeah, but it's cool if if there's

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Speaker 1: no shoe store that close to it, I can totally

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Speaker 1: meet you at the Mexican place. I just need to

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Speaker 1: check it out, so I don't want to get in trouble. Um,

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Speaker 1: why are you not allowed? Oh it's a it's a

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Speaker 1: long story. So what's your favorite Mexican food? I personally

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Speaker 1: I am a Fahita's guy. Okay, this is so weird.

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Speaker 1: You ID just tell me, like you something like that happen.

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Speaker 1: Can we just pretend that I didn't even make that comment?

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Speaker 1: Well you made it like twice, like really adamantly, so

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Speaker 1: probably not. All right, Well it like a joke. I

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Speaker 1: don't get it. No, it's not a joke. So a

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Speaker 1: long time ago, when I was in college, I was

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Speaker 1: really wasted and I did some supid stuff. It's not

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Speaker 1: my proudest moment. So anyway, she burned something. No, not

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Speaker 1: that bad. Well I'm not going to go out with

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Speaker 1: you unless I know you did. So she was sad.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is all it's like always an issue.

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Speaker 1: But once I tell you, I realized it's not a

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Speaker 1: big deal. So I was drinking with my buddies at

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Speaker 1: this bar, like I said, it was back in college,

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Speaker 1: and I blocked down was a shoe store and I

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Speaker 1: went in there and I did some stuff, like what

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Speaker 1: kind of stuff. Well, I don't really remember much because

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Speaker 1: I was drinking, but I just know what happened according

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Speaker 1: to the police report. Police report, like the authorities, we

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Speaker 1: were involved with this. Yeah, it was just dumb. Apparently

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Speaker 1: I pretended I was working there, and then when I

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Speaker 1: took off a woman's shoes, I proceeded to put my

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Speaker 1: entire mouth over her foot. Phone head, it's kind of funny,

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Speaker 1: are you right now? It was kind of funny at

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Speaker 1: the time. I think that's not funny, man, that's disgusting. No,

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Speaker 1: it was. It was all in good fun. I put

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Speaker 1: mustard on another lady's foot and like licked it off.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, really, you're what was I doing with

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Speaker 1: condiments in my pocket? Right? It's just like, I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's the kind of fun guy I am. That isn't

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Speaker 1: so fun? That sounds like you should be like in

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Speaker 1: jail for something like this. Well I was. I was

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Speaker 1: in jail for that, But then there was other stuff too.

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Speaker 1: It's just I don't even want to ask you what

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Speaker 1: you did. I don't even want to know what you

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Speaker 1: It was pretty much the same thing. I just it's

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Speaker 1: that that day I did it like six other stores.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I had a field day. I guess like

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Speaker 1: I actually had to move out of the city because

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Speaker 1: I was known as the shoe sucker. It was embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: You could google it if you google its. Man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know, Like I don't want to

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Speaker 1: know anymore. Anyway, I'm really I'm really excited to go

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Speaker 1: out with you. Jada would never have to call you

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Speaker 1: if she knew the truth, Siod. No, actually she would

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Speaker 1: because this is actually Jewil from Brooke and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning doing a phone tap on you. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your friend Jada set you up. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I thought I was really talking to you guy.

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Speaker 1: It was like second on people see with Mustard. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: you I've done that a lot. Oh my god. So

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Speaker 1: do you want to go out Mexican food and some

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Speaker 1: tail A second? My wake up every morning with jubal

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Speaker 1: foone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties two point five.

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Speaker 1: Just keep doing