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Speaker 1: The phone Elvis Durant phone tap?

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Speaker 2: Whose phone tap isn't Oh it belongs to Greg t

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited about this phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Why are you excited about this phone This is grandma

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Speaker 1: and his mom. There you go, all right, Greg Tea

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Speaker 1: has the phone tap, go right ahead?

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: So yesterday we had a restaurant that came up and

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Speaker 1: give us some food. And part of the food that

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Speaker 1: we got was bacon, and I ate a lot of bacon.

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Speaker 1: So all of a sudden, I said, how much bacon

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Speaker 1: could somebody eat before they like pass out? So I figured,

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Speaker 1: you know what, this could be a kind of a

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Speaker 1: funny phone tap, So I decided to have another, you know,

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Speaker 1: go at it. We'll get with my mom with my

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Speaker 1: grandmother and my mom and I put them both together.

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Speaker 1: And you know, when mom and grandma are together, it

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Speaker 1: makes for a great phone tap.

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Speaker 2: And we all agree your mom and grandmother should have

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Speaker 2: their own show. But they are fantastic. All right, Let's

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Speaker 2: listen to Greg Tea's mom and grandma. Is they are

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Speaker 2: phone tapped by Greg Tea?

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Speaker 1: Here, Grandma, Hey, I got a question.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure.

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Speaker 1: Out how much bacon can someone eat before they're starting

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Speaker 1: to have, like, I don't know, some kind of bacon issues.

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Speaker 3: I don't know idea.

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Speaker 1: We had a restaurant that came up and they brought

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Speaker 1: us all this food, and I ate the bacon. Was

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Speaker 1: so delicious, and I done eating the bacon and eating

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Speaker 1: the bacon.

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Speaker 2: I'm eating so much bacon.

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Speaker 1: But now I feel like I got I have sweats,

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Speaker 1: I'm loss of breath.

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Speaker 2: And my heart is racing out of here. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: I think I got diarrhea too.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Well, why don't you call it doctor

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Speaker 3: or somebody?

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Speaker 1: My one thumb is twice the size of my other thumb.

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Speaker 1: Oh come on, No, well maybe not, but I'm getting

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Speaker 1: nervous and I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, was don't you call or something like that?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Is anybody in the family allergic to bacon? Grahama, I

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Speaker 2: gotta know. No, no, no, I think I got like diarrhea.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go.

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Speaker 3: Now you're getting me nervous. I know, better call somebody.

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Speaker 3: What did Mom say, called doctor or somebody?

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Speaker 2: No, I told her I was calling you. Momm used

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Speaker 2: to tell me stories that you guys used to roast

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Speaker 2: pigs in your backyard.

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Speaker 3: What what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: You guys were pig roasters back in the day.

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Speaker 3: Where are you getting this ideas from?

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Speaker 1: Just hold on a second, Grandma, Okay, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on, hold on home.

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Speaker 2: And we'll get to the bottom of this.

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Speaker 3: Oh geez, I've never heard Yeah, tell me said shuke.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Mom, I got Grandma on the other line.

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Speaker 3: Terry, Yeah, what are you telling him? When do we

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Speaker 3: roast pigs in our backyard? I didn't say that, that's

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Speaker 3: what he told me. Don't even joke about something like that.

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Speaker 3: And then he's telling me, now he's allergic to bacon.

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Speaker 3: When are you allergic to bacon?

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Speaker 2: I am, I'm sweating. I had too much to eat today.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know, because now that's some being really stupid.

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Speaker 2: It is, Grandma, I'm sick. I'm alergic to bacon.

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Speaker 3: Go to the doctor.

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Speaker 2: It's from the pigs that you used to own.

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Speaker 3: It's a stupid now, Terry, it's ridiculous. Now, it's the ridiculousness.

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Speaker 2: So you did not roast pigs back in the day

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Speaker 2: in the backyard?

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Speaker 3: Are you crazy? Are you going nuts? Now? This is

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Speaker 3: it stupid? And then we're going to kill a pig.

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Speaker 3: It's ridiculous to me in a way to start a day.

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Speaker 1: You made us eat bacon all the time. Bacon, bacon, bacon.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, in your dreams, Okay, all right, very good.

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Speaker 2: Grandma always fed us hot dogs all the time.

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Speaker 1: When grimmy 's the babysit should feed us hot dogs constantly.

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Speaker 3: Anybody ever gets sick. No, okay, that's a shame. Then

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Speaker 3: you better never touch bacon again.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think I can't have enough bacon. I'm coughing,

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Speaker 1: I'm lost of breathfast.

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Speaker 3: Well what graha? Okay, I'm gonna hang up. Yeah, because

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Speaker 3: this is a stupid conversation. You should be ashamed of yourself,

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Speaker 3: bother when your grandmother with something stupid like this.

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Speaker 2: You're saying that you guys didn't roast pigs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. All right, we roasted pigs.

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Speaker 3: Oh maybe we roasted everything. We roasted pigs. We had

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Speaker 3: everything here. Yes, if you feel that way, are there

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Speaker 3: people around you? Now?

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Speaker 1: Well, there are people around us. The reason why is

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Speaker 1: because I'm phone tapping both of you again.

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Speaker 3: No kidden, Oh, no, Kidden. That's ridiculous. I knew it

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Speaker 3: was a stupid world.

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Speaker 2: Grandma that used to kill pigs in your backyard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, did you ever? Yeah? Please? All right? Killing

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Speaker 3: other headache? All right, bye everybody.

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Speaker 2: That was just awful.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I love I love your mother and

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Speaker 1: grandmother so much.

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Speaker 2: I just I think they should be off limits. This

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Speaker 2: phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participants.

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Speaker 2: Dan phone tap on Elvi's Duran in the morning show