Speaker 1: NK and Jubels second d the guy on the phone
Speaker 1: for a second date update Today, I met a girl
Speaker 1: at a place where you normally wouldn't think you'd meet
Speaker 1: a lot of single ladies. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: most of people at this place have probably never even
Speaker 1: talked to a woman before. WHOA what Magic the Gathering event?
Speaker 1: Where he says that he met the girl that he
Speaker 1: wants to call today. His name is David. David, how
Speaker 1: are you? I'm good, cubo, but I just want to
Speaker 1: let you know that there are some women at this
Speaker 1: Magic the Gathering interest group. There are definitely some women.
Speaker 1: You're right, then, David, you listen to the show a lot.
Speaker 1: Obviously you emailed in for a second date update. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I love the show. Okay, So you obviously know that
Speaker 1: if you told me you were meeting out a Magic
Speaker 1: the Gathering event, I was going to rip on you
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah. No, that's why I can, you know,
Speaker 1: hang with the best of them. So your worst what
Speaker 1: is this said? You met this girl to Magic the
Speaker 1: Gathering event. I'm not really that familiar with I know
Speaker 1: you have cards and things like that. What exactly is
Speaker 1: Magic the Gathering for people who don't know. Oh, okay, well,
Speaker 1: Magic the Gathering is a trading card game where you
Speaker 1: use spells and artifacts and mystical beings to defeat you opponents,
Speaker 1: also known as plane walkers. So um yeah, it's um
Speaker 1: highly entertaining and it's great. As soon as you saw
Speaker 1: this girl at this event, were you excited? Oh? Immensely?
Speaker 1: She um, like I said, we have some girls. But
Speaker 1: then when Tory walked into the room, everyone's ears, like
Speaker 1: in eyes perked up all my friends. She was cute.
Speaker 1: I bet other things perked up too, didn't they, David, Well,
Speaker 1: that's not let's not go. Let's not hit the load
Speaker 1: the belt. Okay, So sorry, you were saying that everybody
Speaker 1: was excited when she walked in and joined the group, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: she walked in. Um, I was taken aback. She was
Speaker 1: very cute and I became nervous as you can imagine. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: but she kept coming over though to watch me play,
Speaker 1: and I ended up asking her out. Nice. And so
Speaker 1: you're emailing him for a second day update, So I'm
Speaker 1: assuming she said, yes, what Magical Land did you guys
Speaker 1: meet up for your date? That's a very funny quip there. Uh, Yeah.
Speaker 1: We actually went to a bar, and things I thought
Speaker 1: went incredibly well. We got deep into conversation about, you know,
Speaker 1: our hopes and our dreams, and it was just a
Speaker 1: very pleasant evening. I mean that sounds really deep for
Speaker 1: a first date conversation. So she was obviously reciprocating the
Speaker 1: great feelings that you were having. Yeah, very much. Though.
Speaker 1: We actually so much that I invited her back to
Speaker 1: my part. Oh nice, it was your mom's sleep and
Speaker 1: stuff for Yeah, I have a job. You know, I
Speaker 1: have a job. I have my own place. You know.
Speaker 1: You know I am an adult. All right, I'll stop
Speaker 1: messing with you, man. So once you got back there,
Speaker 1: how did everything go? Was it cool? It was great.
Speaker 1: I opened a bottle of wine, and like, I just
Speaker 1: felt very close with Toria. Felt actually closer than anyone
Speaker 1: else I've ever been on a first eight with, and
Speaker 1: I just wanted to share kind of like everything with
Speaker 1: her in that moment. It was very nice. If everything
Speaker 1: went so well, then why do you think she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back? Well, I don't know. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: calling you, guys. I mean I left to go open
Speaker 1: a second bottle of wine, and when I came back
Speaker 1: she was gone and just sent me a text about
Speaker 1: twenty minutes after she had left, saying sorry, I had
Speaker 1: to leave emergency. That's a direct text. So you never
Speaker 1: got you never got a goodbye from her at all, No, nothing,
Speaker 1: And she hasn't returned any of my text or calls,
Speaker 1: and she hadn't even come back to the Magic Club.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the deal is. Are you worried
Speaker 1: that maybe you came on too strong, like it was
Speaker 1: too much for her? You know? I thought about that,
Speaker 1: of course, But that's the way that my mom, who
Speaker 1: does not live it with me at all, has taught
Speaker 1: me to be open. So that's kind of like, I
Speaker 1: feel like I was true to myself and I'm happy
Speaker 1: with that. I just want to know where she's saying. Okay,
Speaker 1: So she just disappeared and then sent you a text
Speaker 1: twenty minutes later saying sorry, I had to leave. I
Speaker 1: had an emergency. Yeah. Did you get a kiss or anything?
Speaker 1: Way you guys were hanging out, Well, no, I didn't
Speaker 1: get a kiss. I maybe I should have tried that.
Speaker 1: I was talking a lot. I just I guess I've
Speaker 1: just been going for the kill, so to speak. It's
Speaker 1: just hard to imagine any emergency that would require you
Speaker 1: not to be able to walk to the kitchen and
Speaker 1: tell the person that you're leaving. You know, yeah, and
Speaker 1: you know that's been bothering me. So that's kind of
Speaker 1: why I hope you guys can help me out and
Speaker 1: maybe get a hold of her and U, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe find out what happened. David, Why didn't we think
Speaker 1: of this? Just dawned on me? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Invisibility cloak? She had one, She had to have had one.
Speaker 1: That's how you didn't see her when you came back
Speaker 1: from the kitchen. I get it. It's very funny. Um,
Speaker 1: you just help me out this girl. Okay, we'll play
Speaker 1: a song, we'll come back, we'll call her and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. All right, great, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Hang on, man, looking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Imagine this. You're sitting with your friends playing magic the gathering,
Speaker 1: and then into the room walks a fair maiden. So
Speaker 1: what dost thou do? You walk up to her and
Speaker 1: you wonder does she have spells of enchantment? Is she
Speaker 1: a succubus? Possibly? Is she a vixen? Most definitely? So
Speaker 1: you pull out your conjury stick, and you asked her
Speaker 1: if she'd like to come back to your place to
Speaker 1: peruse some elixus. What does that mean? I don't really
Speaker 1: know what that means at all. I was just making
Speaker 1: up a bunch of stuff because the guy on the phone.
Speaker 1: For the second date update today, David met the girl
Speaker 1: that he wants to call at an event that he
Speaker 1: goes to for people who play magic. The gathering they
Speaker 1: play magic cards and stuff. He met her there, They
Speaker 1: had a connection, and then they went back to his
Speaker 1: place where they hung out for a while, and then
Speaker 1: he went to go open a bottle of wine and
Speaker 1: came back and she had left. She never said goodbye
Speaker 1: to him or anything. Twenty minutes later, I guess she
Speaker 1: shot him a text message that said, basically, I had
Speaker 1: an emergency and I had to leave. David, are you
Speaker 1: ready to give the Fair Maiden a call? Yes? I
Speaker 1: am great. Intro by the way, Cubo, very appropriate. I
Speaker 1: loved it. Did I get Did I get all the
Speaker 1: terms correct? I'm not very familiar with magic. You got
Speaker 1: zero of the terms correct? Okay, I'm just worried about
Speaker 1: the conjuring stick. Still, I feel like that should be
Speaker 1: put away on the first date. Yeah, the conjuring stick
Speaker 1: doesn't come out for a little bit. I'm a gentleman.
Speaker 1: Keep your conjuring stick in your pants. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna doubt the phone number right now. Get her
Speaker 1: on the phone and see if we can figure out
Speaker 1: why she's not calling you back. You're ready to go?
Speaker 1: I am? Yeah, all right? Hi is Megan. I'll get
Speaker 1: back to you as soon as I can. Well, that's
Speaker 1: not her, is it. You know what, David, she's a changeling.
Speaker 1: We were trying to call a woman named Tori, but
Speaker 1: she has turned into Megan. Could it could be that
Speaker 1: you just missdialed. It could be that I doubt the
Speaker 1: wrong number, or I think she's a changeling. I don't
Speaker 1: ever dial wrong numbers, David. Let's see if I can
Speaker 1: get it right this time. Hello, Hark, who's this? Hello him?
Speaker 1: I speaks Tory? Please? Yeah? Is hey Tory? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, Hi,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Do you listen to the show once
Speaker 1: in a while? Yeah? Perfect? Well guess what somebody emailed
Speaker 1: us about you? Oh what they say? They said that
Speaker 1: you're a great person and they really liked you a lot,
Speaker 1: but now you're not calling them back. Apparently you went
Speaker 1: out with a guy named David. Oh god, Okay, So
Speaker 1: David emailed us and told us about meeting you and
Speaker 1: your date and how you kind of just bailed in
Speaker 1: the middle of the whole thing and shot him a.
Speaker 1: Texas said you got to leave for an emergency. M yeah,
Speaker 1: that was kind of a that was it. I just
Speaker 1: haven't gotten back yet. But there's no emergency. You don't
Speaker 1: just leave. Mean like, was there actually an emergency that
Speaker 1: you couldn't actually walk to the kitchen and tell them about.
Speaker 1: I mean there, I felt like I just the best
Speaker 1: thing to do is to go WHOA. You said a
Speaker 1: second ago that you haven't gotten back to him yet.
Speaker 1: Were you planning on getting back to him? That doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like a yes at all. Tory. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess not. So why not? Did
Speaker 1: you just not like him? Well? He was really nice,
Speaker 1: but I don't know that we really clicked. Why would
Speaker 1: you go back to his apartment? Then? If like things
Speaker 1: were not clicking, you know, well I kind of thought
Speaker 1: they were. And then when we were there I realized
Speaker 1: it was not as much of a match as I thought.
Speaker 1: Why not? I got a little there were just sort
Speaker 1: of a weird moment. I got, to be honest, a
Speaker 1: little weirded out. So I laughed, I would only leave
Speaker 1: a date like that if I was actually scared. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could say I was scared? All right, Well how
Speaker 1: did he scare you? What did he do? Okay? Uh?
Speaker 1: So basically we were having a really nice time, and
Speaker 1: you know, he was telling me really nice stuff that
Speaker 1: he never felt this way before in a date, and
Speaker 1: it was really nice. And then he told me he
Speaker 1: felt so close to me that he wanted to show
Speaker 1: me something. Did you wanted to show? Okay? What did
Speaker 1: he want to show you? Because where my mind's going
Speaker 1: at all, that's where my mind going to and I
Speaker 1: wish it had been that um but instead instead he
Speaker 1: reached under his bed and he pulled out this box.
Speaker 1: What was in the box? Well, he went to the
Speaker 1: kitchen to go get more winery, and I was curious, like,
Speaker 1: what is in this box? So while he was in there,
Speaker 1: I opened it and in the box were all these
Speaker 1: framed pictures of himself naked. And did you just say
Speaker 1: naked frame pictures of himself. Yeah. Also some of them
Speaker 1: were like with him naked with a bunch of other
Speaker 1: naked people. Weird. Yeah, it definitely weirded me out, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what's going on here?
Speaker 1: Is this guy a total creeper? Like yeah, so he
Speaker 1: was gonna show He said he was feeling really like
Speaker 1: good about the date and meeting you, and he wanted
Speaker 1: to show you naked pictures of himself apparently yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So I instantly freaked and was like, I gotta get
Speaker 1: out of here. Well, Percy do it in the pictures
Speaker 1: like just standing there naked or trying to be sexy.
Speaker 1: I didn't really look at them long enough to know
Speaker 1: exactly what he was doing. I just saw him like
Speaker 1: naked or a naked bunch of friends. I don't know
Speaker 1: what they were going. Glad you got all the situation.
Speaker 1: Sounds kind of creepy, But aren't you curious why he
Speaker 1: was going to show you naked pictures like that? I
Speaker 1: mean a little curious now that I'm safe, But at
Speaker 1: the time, it was like alarm that ye perfect, Now
Speaker 1: that you're safe, I'm gonna let you know that he's
Speaker 1: actually on the phone listening and we get to ask
Speaker 1: him right now? What? Yeah, no, Hi Tory, it's David Tor.
Speaker 1: Please don't hang up, don't go anywhere. There's a very
Speaker 1: good explanation. I'd love to hear it. It's a little personal,
Speaker 1: but now that everything's out there, I might as well
Speaker 1: explain myself. I wanted to show you those pictures because
Speaker 1: that's actually me and my family. Um what what? Your
Speaker 1: explanation did not help you at all, David? Why do
Speaker 1: you have naked pictures of you and your family? My
Speaker 1: family practices nudism. Um, it's a real thing, and I
Speaker 1: believe that. We just believe the human body is beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's actually not a bad thing. So we're not as
Speaker 1: creeped out about the human body as maybe the rest
Speaker 1: of society is. Obviously, I moved away and I don't
Speaker 1: practice anymore like amongst everybody else. But when I go home,
Speaker 1: I do still, um practice nudism. When what's my family? Why? Pu? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And why are you going to show me that? Why
Speaker 1: would I want to see that? Well? I you know,
Speaker 1: we take pictures because that's just I mean, our family's
Speaker 1: always naked and we want everything like a closed family.
Speaker 1: Would want like, I don't get why were you gonna
Speaker 1: show me that though? I mean, well, I wanted to
Speaker 1: show you because Tory, I felt so close to you
Speaker 1: on our date. I know it would make me seem
Speaker 1: a little vulnerable and maybe he seems silly, but I
Speaker 1: wanted you to know about me and you know, all
Speaker 1: of me. It was a first date. How how was
Speaker 1: that appropriate for a first date? I know, I you know,
Speaker 1: I know, I know it's I mean, it seems silly
Speaker 1: now because it obviously didn't go very well, but I
Speaker 1: was having it such a nice time as these were
Speaker 1: moving very quickly in a way that I was no
Speaker 1: unt I'm very happy now. He just so so close
Speaker 1: to you. He just wanted to show you his mom
Speaker 1: and dad with no clothes on. At this point, Torry,
Speaker 1: I would love to ask if you'll go on a
Speaker 1: second date with David. We will pay for it. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but no, weird the first dinner to meet his parents.
Speaker 1: I think, is there any way to reconsider? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll no, sorry, you seem like a really sweet person,
Speaker 1: but no, I can't. I mean, I'd love for you
Speaker 1: to at least come back to you know, the Magic
Speaker 1: Club and I'll show you had to become better. I'll
Speaker 1: show you some of the secrets. At least it becoming
Speaker 1: a better player. No, I don't want to know any
Speaker 1: more of your secrets. Broken jewel in the morning,