Speaker 1: All right, Well, I am literally just gonna go I
Speaker 1: forgot my fuck an my day awesome. I love that.
Speaker 2: Well, we were supposed to start like hours ago, but
Speaker 2: Drew is still in his fucking room. He's just sitting
Speaker 2: in his room. And I told him for the past
Speaker 2: two weeks, I was like, hey, we're not gonna be
Speaker 2: dropping an episode on Halloween.
Speaker 1: Have your costume? Have your costume? And he kept being like,
Speaker 1: I have it, I have it, I have it. Didn't
Speaker 1: tell me what his costume was not once.
Speaker 2: And He's just sitting in his fucking room and I'm
Speaker 2: just sitting here waiting for him to come out so
Speaker 2: we can start the episode.
Speaker 1: But I guess it's just gonna be me on this
Speaker 1: episode because he's oh, what is this? Oh what is that? What?
Speaker 1: What do you have in there?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: You're You're just gonna stay hard the whole episode.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Harry's side love.
Speaker 1: It's me excited to have you here.
Speaker 2: It's the Forum right now. You don't know one of
Speaker 2: the ten shows you no? Oh, I like that that
Speaker 2: You're humble. Well, welcome to this episode of I guess
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna sit here with this the whole time,
Speaker 2: just because I feel like it, like, you know, it
Speaker 2: does the job.
Speaker 1: Are you not talking that fucking accent the whole NOI,
Speaker 1: And I bet you're wondering.
Speaker 2: Okay, what is that little pink thing in that microphone
Speaker 2: that's just sticking up?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, very special guest, Very special guest.
Speaker 2: She's loved, She's loved amongst all she girl she brings.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, me and Joker broke up. Oh. You
Speaker 1: know what's awesome is because it's soomed and you can
Speaker 1: barely your asks.
Speaker 3: Crazy. I saw earl. I was a compliment, but it
Speaker 3: was like, I don't know, literally looks really good.
Speaker 2: Now your post breakup with Joker glows, snap, broke up.
Speaker 1: These are the three besties who are like, we need
Speaker 1: a reality.
Speaker 3: We need a podcast, We need to be Harry Styles
Speaker 3: and Harley Quinn. Guess who Charlie Quinn Charlie poof good
Speaker 3: Night Pudding.
Speaker 1: Well all right, well let's the end of there. We
Speaker 1: decided to have Josiah back because he's a hit. Oh
Speaker 1: do not turn that ahead, and so we can look
Speaker 1: you in your eyes.
Speaker 3: It took a while to get this, to get this.
Speaker 3: The ensemb.
Speaker 2: The ensemble, the shoes, the shoe.
Speaker 3: Queen a new generation. I don't know by.
Speaker 4: S okay, So Josie has been here for days on
Speaker 4: end and he's still saying he's got a couple more
Speaker 4: days in him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But we do this thing where we have like a
Speaker 2: squad sleepover, which I feel like we've talked about before,
Speaker 2: but we have sleepovers where the whole squad gets together.
Speaker 1: And while we were watching our like usual well like YouTube.
Speaker 3: Are usual programming? Yeah, are usual, regular scheduled programming. I'm
Speaker 3: talking to the back of your wick.
Speaker 2: And it looks awful, like I need to take a victor.
Speaker 1: You look gorgeous, though, I will say.
Speaker 3: You like I saw myself in the mirror and I
Speaker 3: was like, whoa, I look unrecognizable, Like, okay, I.
Speaker 1: Malash right there, Like the back of your head is ridiculous, ma'am.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Also, this is like a real axe because I.
Speaker 3: Was so against it, but I was like, no, you
Speaker 3: need an axe for the outfit. You have to get
Speaker 3: an axe. And I was like, axes come dulled and
Speaker 3: I was lying, and he fully.
Speaker 1: Lied to my fucking face.
Speaker 2: It was like axes come fully dull, and I believed him.
Speaker 2: But basically I was just the videos we were waking
Speaker 2: and you had something on your ear, like it's literally
Speaker 2: like a fucking big spec.
Speaker 3: No, that's just dust because he hasn't showered in four days.
Speaker 3: I showered this morning, and I use your towel, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you let.
Speaker 1: Him use your nice tower.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I was so surprised. I was like
Speaker 3: your shirt once, I was like, are you sure you
Speaker 3: want me to use it?
Speaker 1: And I know you rubbed that hole.
Speaker 3: Oh no I did not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you you better the whole air dry.
Speaker 3: M hmm, wait what hole? Which hole?
Speaker 1: Your hole? What other hole?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I usually no, I'll use the towel, or I'll use
Speaker 3: a blow dryer.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you spread and spray.
Speaker 3: No, actually, usually it like grosses me the funk out
Speaker 3: to use towels, so I usually use like, I'll just
Speaker 3: grab toilet paper.
Speaker 2: But you should be washing your ass well enough that
Speaker 2: the towel going on your fucking butt doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Even after a shower, no matter your ass, no matter
Speaker 3: how you're done, no matter how long I wash it,
Speaker 3: it's still to me. I'm like, no, it's gonna have
Speaker 3: to be toilet paper, because I'm about to I could
Speaker 3: end up using out my face, like I don't. I
Speaker 3: can't do it. That's why there's three towels in the set.
Speaker 3: It I don't use. I have one towel sets. I
Speaker 3: don't have sets of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't use a separate face towel.
Speaker 2: Like in my head, like my germophobia stops at me,
Speaker 2: like anything I touch and like mess with, like is.
Speaker 3: Clean like your part. I don't know why I said that,
Speaker 3: Like I literally wipe my ass with my towel and
Speaker 3: then wipe my face.
Speaker 1: You also, like have not been using your towels? Do
Speaker 1: you use your towels.
Speaker 2: The new ones you met that I just keep them
Speaker 2: go for babes, and then everybody gets like.
Speaker 3: The most uncomfortable. I'm it's I'm in a very uncomfortable
Speaker 3: My legs are shaking.
Speaker 2: I'm so comfortable, Like look at my legs right now
Speaker 2: because my shoes off, they're not in frame, because then
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 3: Gonna feel right. That's that's why I've been wearing them
Speaker 3: for like I've been wearing these heels for like.
Speaker 1: Josie has been five hours for the past four.
Speaker 3: Because and also, let me tell you, isn't it crazy?
Speaker 2: I could literally murder both of you? Okay, but what
Speaker 2: were you going to say?
Speaker 3: No, I was gonna say heels hurt pretty, hunger hurts,
Speaker 3: Hannah want him? No, no, no, you.
Speaker 1: Know, the needs to make an edit of Harley to that.
Speaker 3: Someone needs to make a Fiona Apple McDonald's meal and
Speaker 3: it's two big Max, two large cokes, two large fries
Speaker 3: and you know why because hunger hurts. Mmmm, mic drop
Speaker 3: bit you ate like McDonald's.
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you saying?
Speaker 3: Like, you know when people are like, oh, Sishu ate,
Speaker 3: like Josiah ate like McDonald's.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: It's just me being very classist.
Speaker 1: Explaining your joke. In the joke, it's like, Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: just like I hate poor people. That's like kind of
Speaker 1: the like nobody in the Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'll just give you guys a thumbnail.
Speaker 1: You probably blocked both of us, so that's not the thumbnail.
Speaker 3: But okay, should we just get into this episode.
Speaker 1: Let's really start.
Speaker 3: My legs are crazy. Yesterday I asked Enya and Josiah
Speaker 3: to write down some spooky, oooky stories for child, but
Speaker 3: I don't have any bitches wrote them down.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about it today. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: what's a scary story but I think I've.
Speaker 2: Told them all and then like other ones that are
Speaker 2: started like traumatizing, scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the only one I know, yeah, was and I
Speaker 3: read it to you, and you like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: did you register me reading? I said, okay, stinky dog
Speaker 3: food story. Yeah, I know what. I was like, it's
Speaker 3: got to be something. No, it's nothing. I came up
Speaker 3: with it. I don't. I don't know have any spooky
Speaker 3: stories like, okay, well I'll give you one and then
Speaker 3: y'all kind a really good one and then maybe it'll
Speaker 3: jog my memory. Okay, so I have two really good
Speaker 3: ones or three kind of four? Oh, I got a
Speaker 3: bunch of guys. Yeah, yeah, you know. I had a
Speaker 3: very terrifying childhood. So should I start out with me
Speaker 3: seeing three people die in a week as like a ten, eleven,
Speaker 3: twelve year old? I can't remember what age I was.
Speaker 3: The home invasion story from back home, the cat killer
Speaker 3: or us getting swatted.
Speaker 1: The home invasion is the best one.
Speaker 3: The cat killer. So it's a long story, and I'll
Speaker 3: try to be as brief as possible so y'all can
Speaker 3: get some fucking words in because I don't want to
Speaker 3: consume this entire episode. But like back in Texas, my
Speaker 3: like neighborhood was like an up and coming neighborhood. So
Speaker 3: like the lot next door to mine was like completely empty.
Speaker 3: It was like woods forever. I feel like I've told
Speaker 3: this story before on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, because when you mentioned saying it,
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 3: Is scar like that or what?
Speaker 1: Hmm?
Speaker 3: Look at that cut that scar? Doesn't that look it's
Speaker 3: like purple? Okay, So my neighborhood, the lot next door
Speaker 3: to my home was empty for so long because it
Speaker 3: was like an impossible lot to build on. No one
Speaker 3: wanted to like take the feet on because it was
Speaker 3: like a lot of dirt moving and that's really fucking
Speaker 3: expensive apparently. But like eventually, like after living in the
Speaker 3: house for like ten or twelve years, they decided to,
Speaker 3: like someone some family decided to build on it. So
Speaker 3: there was like a construction lot next door to my
Speaker 3: house for like years because there's a really big project.
Speaker 3: And I remember like playing in their like wooden house
Speaker 3: and shi it was really cute. But my like, with
Speaker 3: a construction site so close to your home, there's all
Speaker 3: your My parents obviously got close to some of like
Speaker 3: the construction workers on the site because like.
Speaker 1: They would like they see them every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they see them every day. My dad would like
Speaker 3: bring them meals and stuff every once in a while
Speaker 3: and like bring them water or whatever. But uh so
Speaker 3: my dad basically met everybody on the lot, same with
Speaker 3: my mom. And then one day this random guy that
Speaker 3: my dad and mom never.
Speaker 1: An instruction site and nobody know who you knew, who
Speaker 1: you were?
Speaker 3: Whoa girl? I don't know? I really don't know, Like
Speaker 3: that was the definition of I'm in the middle of
Speaker 3: his story and someone just said something, let me come
Speaker 3: up with something quick, bitch. Yeah. So okay, So this
Speaker 3: random ass dude came over to my house and was
Speaker 3: like really really frantic, and he was like, I don't
Speaker 3: know what to do, Like the helicopter just came. Like
Speaker 3: someone chopped off their arm with a buzz saw in
Speaker 3: the backyard, Like I don't know what the fuck to do.
Speaker 3: I'm freaking out, Like can you help me? Like I'm
Speaker 3: freaking out, Like someone cut their arm off with a
Speaker 3: buzz saw in the backyard. And my dad was like, one,
Speaker 3: who who are you too? My wife was home all day.
Speaker 3: She would have fucking heard a helicopter land. Where the
Speaker 3: fuck is gonna a helicopter gonna land. You've seen my house,
Speaker 3: Like a helicopter's not gonna land anywhere around there. But
Speaker 3: my dad was like, Okay, I mean, I guess you
Speaker 3: can like hang out here for a little bit. And
Speaker 3: then like my dad like brought him a beer because
Speaker 3: he was really frantic and freaking the fuck out, and
Speaker 3: he just chilled in the backyard whatever. They like hung
Speaker 3: out for a little bit, no problem, no problems. Then
Speaker 3: my dad just kind of believed it and was like okay, whatever.
Speaker 3: And then like every once in a while, this dude,
Speaker 3: since it was like a very long project, this dude
Speaker 3: would come to like our house every once in a
Speaker 3: while to just like hang out in. My dad and
Speaker 3: him became like really close, and like it was like
Speaker 3: my parents were so comfortable around him that like me
Speaker 3: and my sister would like go swimming with him in
Speaker 3: our pool and like we would hang out with him,
Speaker 3: like we met him, like we were really friendly with him.
Speaker 3: He was really friendly with us. It was like he
Speaker 3: was like a really nice guy. I remember. It was
Speaker 3: like really just like a chill situation all around, and
Speaker 3: like some time passes like the relationship developed a little
Speaker 3: bit more and like whatever, like uh, like we invite
Speaker 3: him over for dinner and shit, and it's just like
Speaker 3: it's a nice person to have around, like when he's
Speaker 3: like working all day, like we let him come over
Speaker 3: like hang out, like yeah, just like have dinner with
Speaker 3: our family. And then he randomly like disappears, like like
Speaker 3: in thin air, like he stops coming around. We have
Speaker 3: no idea where the fuck he went, like for weeks
Speaker 3: and weeks and weeks, and my dad was like, where
Speaker 3: the fuck did this guy go? Like did he get
Speaker 3: fired or what? And like he's gotten close to our family,
Speaker 3: so we were like, oh, Like my dad was like, oh,
Speaker 3: let me go as like the construction yard if they
Speaker 3: know like where Bob White went, because he went by
Speaker 3: the name Bob White and they went over, which.
Speaker 1: Is also like false name number one just wait.
Speaker 3: It gets it. Where he got the name is fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: But basically he my dad went over and was like, yo,
Speaker 3: where's like Bob White? Like uh, he was like really friendly.
Speaker 3: I'm just curious. I'm just wondering if he's okay, like
Speaker 3: kind of miss him around here. He's like a nice
Speaker 3: person ever around and they were like a Bob White, Like,
Speaker 3: who the fuck is that. We've never met up Bob
Speaker 3: White in our entire life, like, let alone working on
Speaker 3: our fucking like our site, our site, Like yeah, of course,
Speaker 3: Like no, we don't know where the fuck he went.
Speaker 3: My dad was like, huh, that's weird. I wonder if
Speaker 3: like they just forgot about him or something. But like
Speaker 3: it was a small crew, very weird first encounter whatever, whatever.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: Well then uh, like a couple of weeks past and
Speaker 3: like my parents are just like noticing like weird things
Speaker 3: around the house, like like we'll go like they'll get
Speaker 3: home from I'm getting like full body chills, Like we'll
Speaker 3: get home from like work, and like or my dad
Speaker 3: will get home from work, like it's really late at night,
Speaker 3: and like the refrigerator in the garage will be like
Speaker 3: wide open, and my dad like would yell at me
Speaker 3: and my sister for like getting sodas and not opening
Speaker 3: or shutting the refrigerator, and like just like random cabinets
Speaker 3: in our house would be wide open in the middle
Speaker 3: of the night, Like random cabinets in our garage would
Speaker 3: be open in the middle of the night. Like just
Speaker 3: weird shit like that. Yeah, and like my dad would
Speaker 3: yell at me and mount and be like Yo, what
Speaker 3: the fuck, Like why is all this shit happening? And
Speaker 3: then it like escalated and like shit in our kitchen
Speaker 3: would be open, and like it's just like weird little
Speaker 3: things like that, like things like out of place, like
Speaker 3: put into different places, and my dad was just like
Speaker 3: kind of freaked out, but like also didn't think about
Speaker 3: it much because he thought it was us like whatever.
Speaker 3: And then like there would be like weird like I
Speaker 3: don't know, just like just shits out there just like yeah,
Speaker 3: and then like I don't know how to trends just
Speaker 3: in this into the climates for the story without like
Speaker 3: giving it all away, So I'm just gonna like kind
Speaker 3: of go all in and like word vomit. But like
Speaker 3: basically like my dad is asleep one night, or goes
Speaker 3: to sleep one night, here's some sounds. Doesn't think anything
Speaker 3: of it, like outside, because he had like a door
Speaker 3: connecting to the backyard. Yeah, and he like, here's some
Speaker 3: sounds out there. He thought like maybe it was some animals,
Speaker 3: but like we're in like a suburban neighborhood, like we
Speaker 3: don't get like big ass animals. And he was like
Speaker 3: it was like a big sound. My mom heard it too,
Speaker 3: she was like, what the fuck was that? Like that
Speaker 3: was a big fucking sound. Whatever. My dad and mom
Speaker 3: go to sleep that night, and they wake up the
Speaker 3: next morning like nothing happened, Like they're just like going
Speaker 3: about their day like whatever. And then like my dad
Speaker 3: normally is like getting ready for work by now, but
Speaker 3: he's like feeling really sick and under the weather, like
Speaker 3: he's not feeling really well, so he like decides to
Speaker 3: stay home, and my mom like every morning, goes into
Speaker 3: her bathroom and like takes a bath, and me and
Speaker 3: Madeline had like already been like dropped off at school,
Speaker 3: so we're like out of the house. My dad stays
Speaker 3: home from work. He's already normally gone by now, and
Speaker 3: they're just like enjoying their morning as they normally would
Speaker 3: like with my dad home from work. And my dad literally,
Speaker 3: in like my entire life, I have never seen him
Speaker 3: miss a day of work. I've never seen him sleep
Speaker 3: in once for a day of work. I've never seen
Speaker 3: a miss a day of work. Just like a very
Speaker 3: very rare like thing to happen. And my dad like
Speaker 3: just chugged some ni quill and like tries to go
Speaker 3: back to sleep because he's like sick. He like doesn't
Speaker 3: feel very well.
Speaker 1: He actually was the first person with COVID.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, it was really Yeah, use station zero.
Speaker 3: There's nothing that because this was when you were a kid.
Speaker 3: That's what we're saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he got it and like cured himself, and
Speaker 2: like everybody else just.
Speaker 3: Like didn't know nothing. And that's why vaccines aren't real.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no, wait, two things. It's the peanut fact.
Speaker 3: Oh, no, work the peanut for me.
Speaker 1: It's enough from the peanut factory. What did you say
Speaker 1: about the.
Speaker 3: Vaccine that they're very real and very potent. Everybody should
Speaker 3: get one.
Speaker 1: Oh they're potent. Wait why did I get the potent?
Speaker 3: Okay, get keep going. So my dad's like knocked the
Speaker 3: fuck out in bed. My mom is in the bathtub
Speaker 3: and she gets like a call from a friend on
Speaker 3: her cell phone and she's like, yo, like, uh, there's
Speaker 3: like this random man like standing outside of your bathroom
Speaker 3: window like looking in and it was like our one
Speaker 3: of our friends. And my mom was like what the fuck?
Speaker 3: And she like opens the window and she looks out
Speaker 3: and she doesn't see anybody. And she's like, no, there's
Speaker 3: not like whatever. And then she's like, oh, I could
Speaker 3: have sworn I saw someone when I passed by. I
Speaker 3: must say, must have been like a tree stump or something.
Speaker 3: And my Mom's like okay, yeah, like whatever, Like she
Speaker 3: didn't think anything of it. She just thought her friend
Speaker 3: was just like looking out for her. Yeah. And then
Speaker 3: like my mom continued taking her bath and my dad
Speaker 3: fully asleep, like this random fucking man, Bob White, at
Speaker 3: this point, had entered our garage, grabbed a beer, chugged
Speaker 3: a beer, grabbed another one, chugged another one, and grabbed
Speaker 3: a third beer, and walked all the way through our house.
Speaker 3: It's the craziest fucking thing. He walked all the way
Speaker 3: through our house, and my mom had like a curtain
Speaker 3: to the bathroom, and this man was just watching my
Speaker 3: mom bathe for like god knows how long, and God
Speaker 3: knows what he was gonna do to my mom. And
Speaker 3: my dad rose out of bed and was like, Bob,
Speaker 3: what the fuck are you doing in my house? Like
Speaker 3: why are you watching my mom bathe? And like I
Speaker 3: get like full body shows. It's like the most terrifying thing.
Speaker 3: And then he just sprinted out of the house, and
Speaker 3: my parents like called the cops and like, basically this
Speaker 3: man had like such a gnarly record. He had like
Speaker 3: child abuse charges, he had like our word charges, sexual
Speaker 3: assault charges, and he had been in and out of
Speaker 3: jail his entire life. And like you can look at
Speaker 3: this shit, just like.
Speaker 1: Lie, yeah, that is so scared.
Speaker 3: You went to jail. You know how you got the
Speaker 3: fucking garage code to get into our house One of
Speaker 3: the days he just looked over my dad's shoulder and
Speaker 3: like got the code to the garage And that's how
Speaker 3: he was able to get into our house and steal
Speaker 3: little things and like.
Speaker 2: And that's why you shouldn't trust anybody or make new
Speaker 2: fucking friends, because everybody's fucking.
Speaker 3: Even more creepy when you remember that, Like he was
Speaker 3: swimming with my sister and I and like yeah, and
Speaker 3: my sister was like in her bathing suit. It's just
Speaker 3: so fucking weird. And the craziest part is his name,
Speaker 3: Bob White, is a street like three or four blocks
Speaker 3: away from our house that like he just made up
Speaker 3: on the way to our house and.
Speaker 1: Like, bitch damn, Like he is really white.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's really working on the Bob Street and White
Speaker 3: Street and it's a crossroad. He was like, Bob White
Speaker 3: is crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, those street names.
Speaker 2: Maybe he deserved it for living that close to the street,
Speaker 2: because oh I live off Bob and White.
Speaker 3: I told that story so terribly, but like whatever, like
Speaker 3: it was fifteen years ago, insane.
Speaker 2: I don't have anything like that. One time a man
Speaker 2: who was on the run was in our backyard.
Speaker 3: He's still in prison, by the way, my parents I
Speaker 3: went to prison. Yeah, he's still in prison. He would
Speaker 3: be called literally free Bob White yep. And he called
Speaker 3: our house like every single time he could get like
Speaker 3: a like a prison call. He called us every single time.
Speaker 1: And like, I shouldn't be allowed.
Speaker 3: He didn't know. It's crazy. It was fucking crazy, right.
Speaker 1: He just had them and they like at least.
Speaker 3: At least you guys gave him some beer and a
Speaker 3: good time, and you know, probably gave him story, a story.
Speaker 3: He was probably going to murder my mother.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, but maybe not he did.
Speaker 3: We don't know. If my dad wasn't home, he could
Speaker 3: have murdered my mother. You maybe your mom should like
Speaker 3: I was at school, Oh at school?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how old were you?
Speaker 3: It was like seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should have been busy being the man of
Speaker 2: the household, going.
Speaker 1: To be so sick. Why aren't you home?
Speaker 3: Aren't you garden the bathroom door?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and taking into a pig for yourself, because that's
Speaker 2: what I would do.
Speaker 3: Oh what the fuck? You are actually like messed up
Speaker 3: in the head. And I don't know if it's this
Speaker 3: whole costume that's got you feeling like a very sexual energy.
Speaker 3: Yeah weird. She's been touching my back with the axe.
Speaker 2: Well that's because I could feel that your body is
Speaker 2: radiating like a radioactive.
Speaker 3: Dude about to start getting like yeah, because it's like
Speaker 3: a transparent Also like loudest fucking jacket of the year.
Speaker 3: Like imagine going to a movie theater. Why would you
Speaker 3: I had one of these press play tour and yet
Speaker 3: do you remember my trench coat? Choice? Choices were made,
Speaker 3: Choices were made.
Speaker 2: Yeah, My only scary story involves somebody who that I
Speaker 2: still fear and like you know what I'm talking.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: All my stories I can't tell because it's like people
Speaker 3: and my family and where I'm like, if they found
Speaker 3: out about this, they might kill me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's like all stories that I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: so you like scare me and I feel like you would,
Speaker 2: like actually you're.
Speaker 3: Still keeping up. I've told you about the death predictions,
Speaker 3: right yeah from my unc I can't my unk. He
Speaker 3: like predicted like several deaths in my family, like like
Speaker 3: day of like.
Speaker 1: We need a proud of us.
Speaker 3: We tried, I talk about he's not joking.
Speaker 1: Well, that's good that there was nothing.
Speaker 3: He's spiritual.
Speaker 2: Well, I like just saying that I'm going to die
Speaker 2: before I leave the house, because then if I do,
Speaker 2: it's like you with like it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you should before And every time I walk out of
Speaker 2: the house, I convince myself that I'm gonna die and.
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, you're asking for death.
Speaker 1: That I'm actually I am.
Speaker 3: Asking for death when I do that. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: Hey don't here next time I come on. We need
Speaker 3: to get a better setup because I like can't have
Speaker 3: a conversation with you guys because I have.
Speaker 1: To like maybe you should just turn and show them
Speaker 1: in the back.
Speaker 3: Because that's the thing I'm not turn into show the
Speaker 3: back of my fucking wig.
Speaker 2: Well, one day we'll have a big studio where we
Speaker 2: can see your beautiful little face.
Speaker 3: If you guys get a big studio. Yeah, no, one's
Speaker 3: gonna watch anything. There was this girl name, what was
Speaker 3: her name? It was Ruth. She would she would draw
Speaker 3: on my back during that during like I think it
Speaker 3: was like pre algebra or something. It was like eighth grade,
Speaker 3: and she would draw my back and be like can
Speaker 3: you tell.
Speaker 1: What it is?
Speaker 3: And I was like like get the fuck away from me.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry, but that is like so like weird,
Speaker 2: Like no, it's so advanced for like somebody to.
Speaker 1: Be doing that. Like I'm like, okay, I'm taking notes
Speaker 1: like a chair.
Speaker 3: She literally like no, it was so and so you
Speaker 3: got into a fist fight with her. No, but she did.
Speaker 3: She hit a kid with her car like two years
Speaker 3: later and left my friend Emily to like clean up.
Speaker 3: The message was like I don't know what to do
Speaker 3: and just drove away and Emily was like, not Emily,
Speaker 3: the one all know it's no differently and Emily was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck am I supposed to do here? Like
Speaker 3: the kid was like I think the kid was bleeding.
Speaker 3: I don't know, just admitted to like a crime, didn't
Speaker 3: I wasn't there.
Speaker 2: Well, in seventh grade, the guy had a crush on
Speaker 2: ran into a parked car when he was playing football,
Speaker 2: And then every time we would get into an argument
Speaker 2: in our fight, like in our relationship, I'd.
Speaker 1: Be like, Oh, I'm the dumb one, but you ran
Speaker 1: into a fucking part of car. You dumb on the planet.
Speaker 1: Who's ever gotten hit by a parked car? Damn?
Speaker 3: I was in seventh grade and that was your boy toy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and y'all have fights of.
Speaker 2: Course, because he wanted to like do s with me,
Speaker 2: and I was like, literally in seventh grade, what the
Speaker 2: fuck is happening?
Speaker 1: Like it was a mess.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's scary stories I think I've told, like the
Speaker 6: girl who did bloody Mary and then ran away and
Speaker 6: then me getting like scared of me.
Speaker 1: Fucking I was going to.
Speaker 3: Die, dud. Yeah, I can't talk about stuff. You really
Speaker 3: can't talk about it. I really can. What I know,
Speaker 3: I really cannot talk about stuff I can't talk about
Speaker 3: like like everything from like family is like let me
Speaker 3: tell you something though, hold on here, let's talk about this. Yeah,
Speaker 3: here I go. Did I tell you guys about the
Speaker 3: person impersonating my mother on TikTok? Dude? This is gonna
Speaker 3: like recently.
Speaker 1: Yes, like spike them up. They're gonna be like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep going.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't care, okay, but keep so going. They
Speaker 3: basically they were just like following my sister's friends and
Speaker 3: shit and like commenting on my stuff, commenting on my
Speaker 3: sister's stuff, being like so proud of you, son, and
Speaker 3: I was like, you are crazy. And it was like me,
Speaker 3: my mom and my sister in my bedroom and my
Speaker 3: sister Grace was like, Mom, why are you following Carly
Speaker 3: like Grace's friend. She's like, why did you just follow her?
Speaker 3: And my mom was like I didn't, Like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck are you talking about? And I knew immediately because
Speaker 3: this person's been like posting stuff being like I know
Speaker 3: his last name and I know like his like where
Speaker 3: his and in the bio of the account it was
Speaker 3: like where my mom works, like her name, and I
Speaker 3: was like, that is too far, too much.
Speaker 2: I remember one child far and I really hope this
Speaker 2: doesn't like make anybody think that this is okay to
Speaker 2: go and do.
Speaker 1: I would like to think people know this is not okay.
Speaker 1: But one time somebody found my birth mother's information and like.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: That has to do with the scary story though, but
Speaker 1: that kind of behavior when I see them, I'm like.
Speaker 2: Okay, especially now because I'm like okay, Like I will
Speaker 2: never see her again, so like keep that in mind.
Speaker 3: And I went on live. I went on live because
Speaker 3: I didn't want to because to DM someone on TikTok
Speaker 3: you got to follow them, and I didn't want to
Speaker 3: follow this person. So I went on live because I
Speaker 3: knew they'd come and I was and I was screaming.
Speaker 3: I wasn't screaming. I was pissed.
Speaker 1: Such a bad relation of privacy.
Speaker 3: But it really is, especially with me too, because it's
Speaker 3: like if my mom is like a common character my videos,
Speaker 3: Like if someone did that about Pam, it wouldn't be
Speaker 3: as it's still be weird, but like people know who
Speaker 3: Pam is, you know, like it's a common character and
Speaker 3: like YouTube videis and shit. But my family is like
Speaker 3: completely private. Yeah, Like everything other than like the ship
Speaker 3: I post on my page is private.
Speaker 1: I mean I think.
Speaker 2: That's why like all of us have made steps to
Speaker 2: like making our life like more private, because it's just
Speaker 2: like the people like can't have no boundary. I know, Well,
Speaker 2: how did I like bring up my mom when we
Speaker 2: were watching Acts just now.
Speaker 3: Uh, you said that the song Landslide reminded you of her?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah?
Speaker 2: And then uh, Josh and Lucas laughed. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's funny because I'm never gonna see her again and
Speaker 2: I don't even remember what her voice sounds like.
Speaker 1: It's really like actually fucked up for me. Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 3: And then I said that song reminds me of your.
Speaker 1: Mom too, And why did you say that?
Speaker 3: Because that anger?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, this house has been a nightmare
Speaker 2: for the past four days. It's literally just been the
Speaker 2: whole crew like rotting away playing Fortnite.
Speaker 1: We are going to play Fortnite jo because I have
Speaker 1: not played for to get.
Speaker 3: Oh when you're dumb.
Speaker 1: Take a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it took a while. Ye, it's gonna be late.
Speaker 3: Can you go do it right now? Like how bad
Speaker 3: would it? Know? We gotta keep going. But like Fortnite podcast,
Speaker 3: Fortnite podcast Fortnight but like h piggybacking off of like
Speaker 3: your y'all's last stories about like your parents being impersonated
Speaker 3: by freaks on the internet. Me, I don't think I've
Speaker 3: ever told this because like it still scares the fuck
Speaker 3: out of me to this day. Like it's still.
Speaker 2: Literally where most of my serious stories I can't say
Speaker 2: because I'm like I'm still fearful.
Speaker 3: It's not like I'm fearful of.
Speaker 1: Even though not saying it won't stop it from happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not fearful of like a particular person or entity.
Speaker 3: I'm just like fearful of this event happening again because
Speaker 3: it's a very common occurrence with like people like in
Speaker 3: our position. But like me and my sister would like
Speaker 3: go live like before like YouTube, yeah, like on you now,
Speaker 3: me and my twin sister, we would go live like
Speaker 3: all the fucking time. She went live every day for
Speaker 3: like an entire year straight, and she was like one.
Speaker 1: Of the first people get a job or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was her job. But like she would like
Speaker 3: she would even do like twenty four hour live streams,
Speaker 3: like before she did twenty four hours. She would do that.
Speaker 3: She did them several literally, I didn't like, uh, she
Speaker 3: just like had a really big following on there, and
Speaker 3: like I would just kind of do it as well,
Speaker 3: and like it was just a fun thing for us
Speaker 3: when we were bored as fuck after school. It was
Speaker 3: just like go live on you now, and like my
Speaker 3: sister was like doing like a celebration pod or celebration
Speaker 3: live stream for like hitting like a certain amount of
Speaker 3: followers or something. So she was like live, like blowing
Speaker 3: up fireworks, like baking cakes like whatever, just like random
Speaker 3: like kids ship like whatever because we were really young,
Speaker 3: say fireworks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was not adding production.
Speaker 3: I'm ms set a firework off in the house. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know. She We would we went out front and
Speaker 3: we would like blow out cakes and ship in this life.
Speaker 3: She was really fun to live, but she uh was
Speaker 3: like it was like getting to the end of her
Speaker 3: broadcast and like one of the people that like watched
Speaker 3: her very regularly, like was kind of like not chill.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Just like they they had like rapport
Speaker 3: and like a friendship and a relationship, but like they
Speaker 3: definitely like overstepped boundary sometimes and like it was just
Speaker 3: like they felt like way too like comfortable with my sister.
Speaker 3: I guess is what it was like. It was like
Speaker 3: a very early parasocial relationship because she was like live
Speaker 3: every day. They felt like they were friends with each
Speaker 3: other whatever. But my sister was live and like all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, like we get like a pizza delivered
Speaker 3: to our door and we're like, oh, that's weird. We
Speaker 3: didn't order a pizza, Like that's weird as fuck, Like okay,
Speaker 3: but we'll take it. We'll pay for it. Y'all made
Speaker 3: the pizza, you delivered it. We feel bad, like yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll take the pizza. And then another pizza gets delivered
Speaker 3: to the door and like we're like, okay, this is weird,
Speaker 3: but we'll pay for this pizza, like not the biggest
Speaker 3: deal in the world. And then like an order comes
Speaker 3: in with like two pizzas and then we're like, okay,
Speaker 3: we'll pay for these pizzas as well. But like damn,
Speaker 3: like we called Dominos and we're like, yo, stop delivering
Speaker 3: us pizza.
Speaker 1: Somebody is hungry.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Literally they were probably like damn bitch, like why
Speaker 3: are you pizza? But uh, we called dominance and were like,
Speaker 3: don't deliver us anymore pizzas. And then Papa John's delivers
Speaker 3: us like eight pizzas and we're like I'm sorry, like
Speaker 3: you cannot pay for this, like just like don't deliver
Speaker 3: us pizzas. So we like have like we go through
Speaker 3: and call all of the pizza restaurants in our town
Speaker 3: and just tell them like, look, someone got our address
Speaker 3: or trolling us like they're delivering us pizzas. We don't
Speaker 3: want pizzas. It was silent for like maybe two hours,
Speaker 3: maybe an hour, and then all of a sudden, like
Speaker 3: we see like a bunch of fucking police cars racing
Speaker 3: down the street and slamming on their brakes out front
Speaker 3: of our house. Three fire trucks, which is like all
Speaker 3: of our cities fire trucks and all of our volunteer exactly,
Speaker 3: and all of the police officers, all of the police
Speaker 3: officers in our town, and like just like so many
Speaker 3: fucking like like first responders, like three ambulances. It was
Speaker 3: like the craziest thing in the world. And we're like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is going on? And then we realized,
Speaker 3: oh my fucking god, we just got swatted. And all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, we hear like banging on our front door,
Speaker 3: and like, uh, I forget what they had told the police.
Speaker 3: But they said like someone was a ratic and there
Speaker 3: was a they like called like several times saying someone
Speaker 3: was a ratic and gonna endanger themselves and their family.
Speaker 3: Someone is like dying actively and uh they said there's
Speaker 3: an electrical fire in our house and like they basically
Speaker 3: swatted us on live stream, and like I answered the
Speaker 3: door because I was like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 3: And Mada one was online and she really didn't know
Speaker 3: what was happening. And I was like, they were like,
Speaker 3: is everybody okay inside? And I was like, yeah, like
Speaker 3: we're fine. What's going on? They were like someone said
Speaker 3: like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: And I was like, no, we're like just getting We're
Speaker 3: just eating pizza and on live and we were like,
Speaker 3: oh my fucking god, like someone swatted us.
Speaker 2: So we were like, okay, that is such just like
Speaker 2: insane behavior and also it's so dangerous.
Speaker 3: It's so dangerous also having to explain that to like
Speaker 3: a small ass town. Also, like six years ago before,
Speaker 3: like swatting was even really like a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like do you think that others was like a
Speaker 2: protocol like that, like a lot of like people go
Speaker 2: through like oh.
Speaker 1: But that, dude, that just sucks because then what if
Speaker 1: you like actually needed that.
Speaker 3: I actually doubt there is a protocol. I bet they respond.
Speaker 3: I feel like in La, they know yeah in La
Speaker 3: and California. It's probably like, oh, if someone says like
Speaker 3: someone swatted me, they'd be like, oh, okay, yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know, but very spooky stuff, right, guys.
Speaker 1: That's never happened to me. I like.
Speaker 3: Me telling that story with a boner. Yeah, you you don't.
Speaker 1: Have a boner. You have to have something tucked into you.
Speaker 1: Are you packing like that? I didn't know you're packing.
Speaker 3: Heat, babe.
Speaker 1: Maybe your bulls looks so good today.
Speaker 3: No, one, it's pretty sweat in season. It's pretty hard
Speaker 3: to get damn bitch, I fucking sting. It's pretty hard
Speaker 3: to find my address. I keep catching you looking at
Speaker 3: my bullets. Both of y'all look, both of y'all look
Speaker 3: up and down.
Speaker 2: Well, you pointed it out, and you're being a you
Speaker 2: looking at it too.
Speaker 1: If I literally like I'm talking to a joke and
Speaker 1: it actually like cut.
Speaker 3: Your oh, I'm talking to you.
Speaker 2: Oh. You know a scary story in seventh grade when
Speaker 2: I was talking to my crush, some one of his
Speaker 2: friends thought it would be funny to pant hi while
Speaker 2: I was talking to him, and then they accidentally pulled
Speaker 2: his boxers down. And that was the first time I
Speaker 2: saw wiener and that was terrifying, And when I saw it,
Speaker 2: I like we made eye contact and we never spoke again.
Speaker 1: And then I don't want to clap you up. It
Speaker 1: was sad for him. That's probably his scary story.
Speaker 3: That's probably Josh and humiliated. Josh said that to me
Speaker 3: right in front of KaiA was standing at the couch
Speaker 3: like doing a dance ki and they're like fucking with him.
Speaker 3: And then Josh came up my moment and you.
Speaker 1: Were asking for it though?
Speaker 3: How was I being a slut? I was doing the
Speaker 3: Great Sweatpants Challenge for like a year straight and no
Speaker 3: one I said you every time. I was like, Jo, sorry,
Speaker 3: your whole cock is out in those sweatpants, and you
Speaker 3: just just you just decided to axurprise every single time
Speaker 3: we were telling you.
Speaker 2: And I won't call out our other friends who did that,
Speaker 2: but one time when I went to Big Sir with
Speaker 2: one of the friends in the group, I literally called
Speaker 2: it out so crazy because I was like, dude.
Speaker 1: You're not wearing underwear like I don't want to see.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I figured, oh yeah yeah. But also he's
Speaker 3: just like literally hun, like that's the thing. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I was just like.
Speaker 2: Dude, chill, like know, and it just he was like
Speaker 2: on the car, like dancing like on top of my
Speaker 2: car in front of all of us.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I know, I'm not like, come on,
Speaker 1: get down.
Speaker 3: Get that down down.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I do that with my big fucking pussy.
Speaker 1: I just like wear tiny shorts.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're packing some fucking heat down there too,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 3: I'm confused as to what the society's standard is for
Speaker 3: the puss. Do people want a small one or a
Speaker 3: big one? Because obviously with the guys it's pretty straightforward.
Speaker 3: But is it like do people want like a big fat,
Speaker 3: like here's my fucking, like you know, juicy puss, or
Speaker 3: do they want like what are you say, tiny pussy?
Speaker 1: Oh you thought about the last? He thought about the latter.
Speaker 3: No, But I really am confused as to what the
Speaker 3: society is like pressuring.
Speaker 5: Trust me, girl, I would like to know too, Like
Speaker 5: I it's like unclean. I am ashamed of my big fat,
Speaker 5: fucking watermelon sugar couchie like I have like.
Speaker 3: Wait, Harry Styles reference Drew, I want to quezer nipples.
Speaker 1: So I know I was that's what I was looking.
Speaker 1: I was taking a unip. I was like, dude, it's
Speaker 1: literally like I.
Speaker 3: Was against sexualizing my body, not sexualizing.
Speaker 1: You would look really good with tattoos.
Speaker 3: Though, Yeah, you would should get tattoos. I'm never getting tattoos.
Speaker 3: I have one. Why would I put a bumper sticker
Speaker 3: on a Bentley? With the way I came up with
Speaker 3: this earlier today.
Speaker 1: I was, okay.
Speaker 3: Howie Mandela effect. Okay, I was in the car when
Speaker 3: you came up with that, and I stayed completely. It's
Speaker 3: like when Howie Mandel developed all.
Speaker 1: Timers literally can silence a room.
Speaker 3: It's when Howie Mandel develops Alzheimer's Alzheimer's Alzheimer's, yeah and
Speaker 3: all time, I can't remember anything and he's like that
Speaker 3: TI Alzheimer's, or the Howie Mandela effect.
Speaker 2: When you said the bumper sticker out of Bentley, I
Speaker 2: almost made fun of the one tattoo you have, and
Speaker 2: then I silence over great, but like not because I.
Speaker 3: Think it's the one I got for my dead brother,
Speaker 3: the one I got for my dad brother. You're gonna
Speaker 3: make fun of that tattoo. I'm the one you should
Speaker 3: be scared of. Oh I can't not you, not him,
Speaker 3: not miss the jay Me because I'm Harley fucking Quinn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, this trio pulls up to your Halloween party.
Speaker 3: Kick him out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get rid of them.
Speaker 3: Kick him out or kill them, honestly either way. Okay,
Speaker 3: this fact that I fact check today because there's no
Speaker 3: way that's fucking really you find it on Uber Facts. No,
Speaker 3: TikTok TikTok. Yeah, same fucking thing. Okay, Taylor Swift and
Speaker 3: Amy Winehouse we're both nominated for Best Artists of the
Speaker 3: Year in the same fucking year. Is that not fucking
Speaker 3: mind bending? That blew min two thousand and eight. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that makes no sense.
Speaker 2: I know what you're saying, because the other day I
Speaker 2: was watching something about like Amy Winehouse, and in my
Speaker 2: head she passed like way before she actually.
Speaker 3: She passed in twenty eleven, I know.
Speaker 2: But like in my head she passed like ways like
Speaker 2: earlier because like my like my gauge of that.
Speaker 3: Time, So, like, I know what you mean. I feel
Speaker 3: like she died in two thousand and eight. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 3: and I feel like she was an artist for like
Speaker 3: ten years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like she was like around for like
Speaker 2: a really long time, but she was like really like.
Speaker 3: She put her first time out in two and one.
Speaker 3: I think done two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like fright now, oh but same, But
Speaker 2: it's funny that that's the case. But then with Michael Jackson,
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, he died in like twenty ten, like
Speaker 2: I know that, Like, but that's also I know that
Speaker 2: because my whole fucking I was at summer camp and
Speaker 2: I was sat down to watch TV.
Speaker 3: He acted like it was like a literal terrist be
Speaker 3: queen like it.
Speaker 1: It was literally like, turn on the TV, look what's happening.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it was that deep, like he
Speaker 3: was like literally pretty bad guy like.
Speaker 1: He would have been. He would have been torrending.
Speaker 3: I never been with a bed, yeah if yeah, if
Speaker 3: he okay, oh, Twitter was around. Twitter was around, and
Speaker 3: he was not trending because a lot of people knew
Speaker 3: who he was. Do you know?
Speaker 2: Yes, I did, everybody, like literally everybody, not everybody who
Speaker 2: doesn't know people.
Speaker 3: And there's other.
Speaker 1: Countries you can wake off of your head.
Speaker 3: Don't because it's so please don't because it's carefully placed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, because I worked on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: Make up by.
Speaker 3: Styling, waiting, tattoos by Drew though. Yeah, we know we
Speaker 3: can tell tattoo by Drew, you should open a tattoo
Speaker 3: shop tattooed by.
Speaker 1: No, he should not. What do you say?
Speaker 3: I could? You should? I feel like i'd be good
Speaker 3: at tattooing. You would be good.
Speaker 1: I think I could be too.
Speaker 3: But that's because like nothing and everything, we're doing nothing.
Speaker 3: It never really works your sticks because you have really
Speaker 3: debilitating eighty h.
Speaker 2: Itself because now you're just like, it's not a very
Speaker 2: accusatory of me, swag.
Speaker 3: If you die with your Diva cup in, they.
Speaker 1: Got to take it out, they got to take it out,
Speaker 1: and you know what's fucked up. You know what's fucked
Speaker 1: up because I'm not alive. They don't have to do
Speaker 1: this the pinchment method to pull it out.
Speaker 2: They could just pop that stuck around and suction cut
Speaker 2: my uterus out of my body.
Speaker 1: It it doesn't matter that.
Speaker 3: Right now you're in your rag.
Speaker 1: No, I might be pregnant.
Speaker 3: Are you joking? Noyes? I better die on hard so
Speaker 3: I'm showing print in the casket.
Speaker 1: With silicone.
Speaker 3: I had a pregnancy scare.
Speaker 1: You had a pregnancy scare? Harley Quinn did no?
Speaker 3: Oh? Josiah did yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh you thought you were pregnant. Yeah, I like, I like.
Speaker 1: The idea that you even have sex really like freaks
Speaker 1: me out, and.
Speaker 3: I, well, I do and I have a ton of it.
Speaker 3: I'm so sure I do.
Speaker 1: Like you know, I then show us pictures, show us
Speaker 1: fucking videos.
Speaker 3: If you do, show you video. No, that sounds like
Speaker 3: you're just trying to convince me to show you videos
Speaker 3: of me having sex.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're scared to prove that you don't
Speaker 1: have sex.
Speaker 3: I don't need to prove anything. I think my swag
Speaker 3: and my confid and my confid saying you have sex
Speaker 3: in this outfit is like really crazy. It really is crazy.
Speaker 3: Y'all just need to ask your mom.
Speaker 2: Oh but back to that, but wait, what my mom
Speaker 2: is dead.
Speaker 1: My mom died.
Speaker 3: Broar, are you and Josie fucking.
Speaker 2: No? She doesn't just say yes, she says she gives
Speaker 2: us a long time sence, and it's like, yes, his
Speaker 2: wiener is so good. But yeah, I still feel like
Speaker 2: as a society we are not right. Like, although that
Speaker 2: there is talks of like big Kouchi being like desirable aesthetically,
Speaker 2: I don't think it's considered desirable because.
Speaker 1: Anytime I wear jeans.
Speaker 2: Where I am showing cameltal, I see everybody, take a
Speaker 2: take a peek down, a quick look at what's happening.
Speaker 3: Including yours, your fat vagina, and you called it fat, Like.
Speaker 2: Do you hear yourself when you speaks vagina?
Speaker 3: Become myself? God? Can I get a diet penisis?
Speaker 1: Who started diet pena?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: And to drinking the fucking red bull, Drew drank.
Speaker 3: The read Oh yeah, if you know about that and
Speaker 3: listen to this as well. Okay, you know I did.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's scary story.
Speaker 3: That is my scary story, because there's a five minute
Speaker 3: long video of me sleeping that I found on my
Speaker 3: fucking phone, Drew, And right now is the time. If
Speaker 3: you did it, admit it right now, right would not
Speaker 3: look at me in the ice, look at me in
Speaker 3: the ice. On God, I did not do it. On
Speaker 3: fucking everything. I did not. I did not take that
Speaker 3: fucking video of you. We'll insert a clip of it.
Speaker 3: It's you fucking recording it. Your eyes open up halfway
Speaker 3: through right now, because I don't actually want to talk
Speaker 3: about it, because it's actually gonna get me really really frustrated,
Speaker 3: because I feel crazy. I feel insane.
Speaker 1: Well, you're getting into character love.
Speaker 3: Oh I just had a big fart.
Speaker 1: Yeah you far, I did.
Speaker 3: It's gonna my part climbing up that jacket right now.
Speaker 3: I can't see it fogging up the bag.
Speaker 2: Recently, I've been loud and then I'll be like, yeah far.
Speaker 2: It is like like, oh, the other night for squad night,
Speaker 2: I let out a fucking loud one and everybody was talking.
Speaker 1: I was like, fucking I was so high.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna have to admit to that,
Speaker 2: but nobody heard it, so I got away with my two.
Speaker 3: Starting at the beginning of a new relationship is such
Speaker 3: a u thrill and such a thrill such.
Speaker 2: Agree I learned. Okay, I know you're talking about I'm large.
Speaker 2: During my first like situationship, I will never hide shitting
Speaker 2: and farting or like feel embarrassed about it ever again.
Speaker 2: And since then, literally everybody I dated I never was
Speaker 2: like poop shy or pea shy. I've never been pea
Speaker 2: shy literally, but I've never post.
Speaker 1: That, never been poop shy.
Speaker 2: Because the first time I was seeing someone, we were
Speaker 2: at an airbnb and I didn't ship for three days
Speaker 2: and was just in chronic bloated pain because I refused
Speaker 2: to ship because it was a small Airbnb and the
Speaker 2: room was right here, And then I should have ship
Speaker 2: because the bathroom smelled like one big condom latex fiesta,
Speaker 2: and I should have just shipped to cover some of
Speaker 2: that smell.
Speaker 3: Are you guys having sex?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Why do I miss that?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Why do I miss the smell of like so many
Speaker 2: condoms in a in a bathroom?
Speaker 3: Trush can I don't know why you missed that. You.
Speaker 3: I think that's something you got to figure out on
Speaker 3: your own. But I personally have never been poop shy.
Speaker 3: I tell, oh, I'm gonna go ship. I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: tell but you are not a woman. But but the
Speaker 3: thing is, I haven't bart shy. I'm like, you're not
Speaker 3: a girl.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 3: I was at the beginning of like of a at
Speaker 3: the beginning of a relationship, I'm like, I don't want
Speaker 3: to far in front of you, like, hold on a second,
Speaker 3: but I'll let it out secretly and.
Speaker 2: Then I guess, yeah, the first few times, I'm not
Speaker 2: about to let out like I have to.
Speaker 3: Do every relationship I've been, every relationship i've been, and
Speaker 3: I just like have never really cared. I just every
Speaker 3: what relationship I've been in.
Speaker 2: You didn't know that holding hands was desirable until three
Speaker 2: weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you about that? Did I tell you
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 2: Drew?
Speaker 3: It doesn't feel right coming from me, right for coming
Speaker 3: from you? Yeah? No, we hold hands all the time.
Speaker 3: It feels fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like Drew doesn't understand and like does it
Speaker 2: or I don't know.
Speaker 3: If he does. Now that's crazy that okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, But Drew didn't understand and was asking me why
Speaker 2: couples hold hands.
Speaker 3: But that's actually crazy because I was gonna say, it's.
Speaker 2: So like the stars, not you're getting messages from the
Speaker 2: stars are because when I said, you're not a girl bitch,
Speaker 2: that's just something that's just something.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Speaker 3: But I love to hold hands. And it's just it's
Speaker 3: like a like it's like come here, you know, not
Speaker 3: like aggressive like that. It's just like it's like literally
Speaker 3: just when I'm walking next to any of my friends,
Speaker 3: I'm just like grab my fucking hand now, like just
Speaker 3: grab it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but imagine that with someone who you were like,
Speaker 2: oh you were like, yeah, have you ever been Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you have. You've had your heart like actually
Speaker 1: destroyed and.
Speaker 3: Crushed shattered right back up and they have not come down.
Speaker 1: And it was good for you need that.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I needed to be humbled. I think you
Speaker 3: need a good heart humble. And the good thing is
Speaker 3: is that we all have like traumatic heartbreaks at a
Speaker 3: very young age and learned a lot of lessons because
Speaker 3: I look at like old motherfuckers like our parents and
Speaker 3: ship and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, whoa, Like you are going on and.
Speaker 3: You are still in that And I'm like, also, they
Speaker 3: don't have they didn't have iPhones, that's true. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: Or they didn't have grinder. I don't they didn't have
Speaker 3: zoloft in therapy. Is so for me, it's so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like couldn't see myself like but I don't
Speaker 1: to yourself, I know you're free.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, oh, like I would never like
Speaker 2: withstand like let somebody treat me a certain kind of
Speaker 2: way again, but like yes the fuck I would like,
Speaker 2: yes the fuck.
Speaker 1: I would like, No, I wouldn't run me over, Oh
Speaker 1: but I would.
Speaker 3: I would. I would. I couldn't. I really couldn't, because
Speaker 3: like I'm very different I think in friendships, but like
Speaker 3: in a relationship, I would let someone actually kill me
Speaker 3: before I said something. Yeah, I mean even now, like
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm very confrontational, just like internalized things.
Speaker 3: And then yeah, I don't even think, like I don't
Speaker 3: think I have like the brain capacity to even like
Speaker 3: give certain things like more than a second thought. I'm
Speaker 3: just like, oh, that was just like whatever that came from,
Speaker 3: like whatever, but like like what happened to me today,
Speaker 3: like should have pissed me off because that was fucking weird,
Speaker 3: weirdo behavior. But I was just like, I actually don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I'm very easily like I dude, I am so I
Speaker 2: am very like over analyzing, Like I'll make a joke
Speaker 2: to a friend and then sit back and be like, ah.
Speaker 1: Fuck, like I don't think I should have said that
Speaker 1: to them.
Speaker 2: But I've started to burst that off because then when
Speaker 2: I like overpick and I'm like, oh, was that like natchill,
Speaker 2: and it makes it more awkward because it's like I
Speaker 2: literally couldn't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: The thing is, that's what like Zoloft literally changed my
Speaker 3: life with that because I was the worst, like I
Speaker 3: would never think everything everything and I would literally be like,
Speaker 3: this person hates me, so I'm gonna not talk to
Speaker 3: them for weeks, like because I would just be like
Speaker 3: horrified and I literally cannot be sitting like this. And
Speaker 3: then when I started soft, but instead of like instead
Speaker 3: of those interests of thoughts being like lasting for fucking
Speaker 3: like days, they would be like five minutes, ten minutes,
Speaker 3: and they just be like, oh, that's not reality. Like
Speaker 3: Zoloft helps with my anxiety so much, y'all are jealous.
Speaker 1: I'm not because I was born like very much normal and.
Speaker 3: I think I'll get off of it soon ish though,
Speaker 3: because like I feel really good and like I just
Speaker 3: am not in a place like this dark place that
Speaker 3: I needed to be. I mean that I where I
Speaker 3: needed to be. I needed to be in that dark
Speaker 3: place to be where I am.
Speaker 2: You know what I will say is I like, literally
Speaker 2: I don't think with age I will stop missing being
Speaker 2: so fucking sad.
Speaker 3: You like being sad in the moment.
Speaker 2: I don't like it in the moment, but like I love,
Speaker 2: like I love for my exercising, my heartbreaks.
Speaker 1: Like literally do not play.
Speaker 3: And when you brought that up, I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: about to go off like I can feel.
Speaker 1: It so fine, Like when I'm driving around and like
Speaker 1: listening to Florence, I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, but give me a reason to be said about
Speaker 3: something and I will and I will run a mile.
Speaker 1: I will sulk. But I've been really good about not
Speaker 1: like just like leaning into it too much.
Speaker 5: But like.
Speaker 3: I did know that this became the mental health podcast
Speaker 3: since last time I've been on here kill Yourself. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so much project and your life And what was I
Speaker 3: saying to you, Charlier?
Speaker 2: I was going to say that for the podcast, oh
Speaker 2: that you were so like debilitatingly sad earlier.
Speaker 3: Oh I had I have had such an awful like
Speaker 3: off day to day, Like it's like really hard to describe,
Speaker 3: but I just woke up like I think it's I
Speaker 3: think it's called like a a sorry go ahead and
Speaker 3: it's a h something. It's just like basically like where
Speaker 3: like everything, like you just don't feel pleasure from anything
Speaker 3: you like typically do. Like when I was reading my
Speaker 3: book that I was bought in, come on for at session,
Speaker 3: come on, give me right, give me right, okay, but
Speaker 3: I was just like pleasuring each other.
Speaker 1: I would pleasure you if you needed it.
Speaker 3: Sorry, truth, Thank you babe, you're the one interrupting. We
Speaker 3: were happy, but no, I was just like describing, like, dude,
Speaker 3: like I'm having I don't know how to I don't
Speaker 3: even know what I was gonna say, but basically, I'm
Speaker 3: just having such an awful fucking day to day where
Speaker 3: like for hours, I'll just be like I hate everything,
Speaker 3: I hate everyone, I don't want to exist, Like I
Speaker 3: had to drag myself into the fucking gym, Like I
Speaker 3: didn't even do this song at the gym because I
Speaker 3: was just like in such a bad mood. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: that's when you know it's bad when Drew doesn't do this.
Speaker 3: And I was just like, actually, I was just like, dude,
Speaker 3: I need to get the fuck out of here and
Speaker 3: go lay in my bed and rot. And then I
Speaker 3: tried reading and I was like just boasting about that
Speaker 3: fucking book and I was like I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: like this book is so fucking good. I'm loving it.
Speaker 3: And then I like sat down to read and I
Speaker 3: was like this is bringing me no joy. And then
Speaker 3: the past couple day is like every song I had
Speaker 3: listened to like has been actually making me like physically
Speaker 3: like emotional and reactive, like in a good way where
Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, I haven't liked music and so long
Speaker 3: I've like been listening to music and actually enjoying it.
Speaker 3: And then the day I just like turned on the
Speaker 3: music and I was like, hopefully this brings me out
Speaker 3: of it, and I just like could not stomach. I
Speaker 3: was just like, fuck this music. So then that was
Speaker 3: when I was trying to make that new playlist. I
Speaker 3: was like, I just I need to make any playlist,
Speaker 3: like it's just like one of my things is like
Speaker 3: when I'm freaking the fuck out, I make a playlist
Speaker 3: to listen to to like chill me out, and I
Speaker 3: just I've had such just like bad day, but like
Speaker 3: I'm kind of out of it now. But I when
Speaker 3: I dropped that goddamn my bulb, it sent me right
Speaker 3: back in Oh. I was like I am. Even when
Speaker 3: when we were in the car at Lows and we
Speaker 3: were driving around, I was like, I think he's gonna
Speaker 3: do it today. I almost did. I know.
Speaker 1: When I came home, you seemed so sad.
Speaker 3: But you know what I did see that's the fear
Speaker 3: of being friends with you guys, and honestly, everyone we know,
Speaker 3: I mean not everyone, we know, but like everyone here,
Speaker 3: I'm like, when's like sometimes I just think I'm like
Speaker 3: today it could be the day.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 3: No, I know it's grim, but like no, but it
Speaker 3: takes one off day.
Speaker 1: Remember when I was really bad?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, missus, I was mad. I was mad
Speaker 3: in the moment. I like I knew, like you were
Speaker 3: fucked up. But like looking back, like mayaan naive, like
Speaker 3: boy brain like really did not.
Speaker 1: See like the e eighteen of like like twenty was
Speaker 1: going like the beginning of twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: That was when I first met and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: When we were hanging out, it was so like I
Speaker 2: don't think I like was like showing it, but like genuinely,
Speaker 2: like it is insane to think what I like did
Speaker 2: with my life at that time.
Speaker 3: Like I didn't like relaxation, No, I know, I actually
Speaker 3: fully did did.
Speaker 2: Like I would be awake for like four to six
Speaker 2: hours in a day and like those hours were just
Speaker 2: to go get a coffee and eat and go write
Speaker 2: the funk back to crazy.
Speaker 3: But you were skinny my, Like my darkness period was
Speaker 3: so bad and you guys didn't see me at all
Speaker 3: for like like five months, six months yeah, we saw
Speaker 3: you like twice in five and I was completely off
Speaker 3: social media too. I wasn't using it at all. I
Speaker 3: really was considering going to real estate school and just
Speaker 3: quitting everything because I was like, I can't I can't
Speaker 3: stomach this. I literally can't do it. But then I
Speaker 3: don't know, something just just something so random, and it
Speaker 3: was like God, you know, it was like God had
Speaker 3: like put his finger.
Speaker 1: In hasmile on me.
Speaker 3: God has put his finger on me, and was.
Speaker 1: Like you he put that finger on you.
Speaker 2: I heard you guys doing that like last I and
Speaker 2: I was like they were so fucking annoying, like you
Speaker 2: Josh and Lucas, like.
Speaker 3: Oh, because I was going like this, I was doing
Speaker 3: some dumb ship. I was like, like it was like
Speaker 3: it was also I I've been going to bed super
Speaker 3: I'm entering my year and wrestler. The Chips, That's what
Speaker 3: I was gonna talk about. Motherfucker. Every single time I've
Speaker 3: gone to talk about that, You've been like, d you
Speaker 3: heard about my chip story for later, you butt in
Speaker 3: right before I'm gonna fucking set talk about the chips.
Speaker 3: But I'm literally in my rest and relaxation arc, like
Speaker 3: I've been going to bed at like nine or ten,
Speaker 3: Like I'm past my bedtime. I'm like forcing myself to
Speaker 3: stay awake, and like I've been waking up at like
Speaker 3: seven am, and I have to do it again tomorrow
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna freak the fuck out. But I I'm
Speaker 3: in a movie, y'all. I'm acting in a movie.
Speaker 1: No, you were like freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 3: Why am I white passing?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, I think you might just be white.
Speaker 3: I'm Greek.
Speaker 1: You're white, but you're passing the bar of expectations. I'm
Speaker 1: an ally, okay, a gay aliens Okay.
Speaker 2: We have been huge Frankie Grande contact connoisseurs for the
Speaker 2: past five years.
Speaker 3: It's been our secret little like go to thing where
Speaker 3: like we don't bring it to the internet ever because
Speaker 3: it's like our little thing. Are you coming up on
Speaker 3: five years of friendship or I was?
Speaker 5: For us?
Speaker 1: It's four? Oh no way.
Speaker 3: And like mid twenty Yeah, we'll be five years and
Speaker 3: we haven't gotten anything done and neither of us.
Speaker 2: Are you saying that I've had very fulfilling moments in
Speaker 2: my Look at where we're keep it in the kitchen, babe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you fucking idiot, bitch.
Speaker 3: I just mean, I mean, yeah, it was like twenty two,
Speaker 3: I'll be a millionaire.
Speaker 1: Oh well that's what you get for.
Speaker 3: You did not just heart I did. Let's just okay,
Speaker 3: you didn't get to the chips by the way, Okay,
Speaker 3: I was. I went to bed really really early last
Speaker 3: night and like I fell asleep with my lights on
Speaker 3: and everything and like whatever. Like it was. It was
Speaker 3: a vibe. It was nice, and I was just, oh,
Speaker 3: but Josiah buck that salsa.
Speaker 2: Josiah brought pineapple salsa from Turner Droves to our house
Speaker 2: over a week ago, talked about it for three days straight.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh my god, it's it's literally the
Speaker 1: best salsa ever. Then we all got high as fuck.
Speaker 3: You were sitting in the not me, not me, not me,
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: So so Josie was like, oh, it's the perfect time.
Speaker 2: Like I went out and I bought chips for the
Speaker 2: salta because I was like, damn, maybe I have some
Speaker 2: of that salta.
Speaker 1: Most mid ship I've ever had in my fucking Like.
Speaker 2: It literally tastes like if a baby had a bunch
Speaker 2: of snacks and then ate a fucking tomato and threw up.
Speaker 3: Wow. That like, you you know what, mother, you didn't
Speaker 3: even try it? No, I didn't, Yeah exactly, Yeah, you
Speaker 3: know what that tastes. I know that, I know that taste.
Speaker 3: I want to go get it. So basically, Josiah like
Speaker 3: woke me up in the middle of the fucking night
Speaker 3: eating Chip's loudest fun outside my door. Like he wasn't
Speaker 3: even trying to wake me up. He was just macking
Speaker 3: on these fucking chips so hard.
Speaker 2: It was your Chipotle today, bitch. Came home hungry ass
Speaker 2: fuck there was there was rice flat everywhere.
Speaker 3: I never make a mess. And I eat, and I like,
Speaker 3: I ate and went and laid down and I ba
Speaker 3: got and I was like, I was hungry. Is because
Speaker 3: me and Drew like we're talking about going to get
Speaker 3: food for maybe like three hours. Yea, let's go get food.
Speaker 3: And we were like, let's get something healthy, and I
Speaker 3: was like, Andrew said shake Shack and I was like
Speaker 3: maybe Subway And then we were like, oh, maybe Chipotle.
Speaker 3: Really jealous.
Speaker 1: Health food quis the idea of health food is literally
Speaker 1: a scam.
Speaker 3: The reason scam. The only bad ingredient in these foods
Speaker 3: that we're eating technically is palm oil. Because it's destroying
Speaker 3: the earth. I'm about to become an eco terrorist.
Speaker 1: The reason I'm saying all of this is going right
Speaker 1: into a lands.
Speaker 3: The reason why I was eating those chips outside your
Speaker 3: door was because I was really, really really I got
Speaker 3: way too high on accident, which I don't smoke very often.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I have a little bit been
Speaker 3: a little bit more lately, but like I don't smoke
Speaker 3: very often. But I got way too high and I
Speaker 3: needed something to eat. So I brought this old pizza
Speaker 3: box full of chips. I emptied some chips out into.
Speaker 1: It that you were eating when you did that, no
Speaker 1: idea you were.
Speaker 3: Eating like McDonald's, okay. And I put pineapple sauce in
Speaker 3: there as well, And I brought it to Josh's room.
Speaker 3: And because he's a fucking freak about his like rug
Speaker 3: and his couch and he's like, okay.
Speaker 1: He's not a freaking his very nice and expensive.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say he is neurotic about it, but like
Speaker 3: it's warranted. Yeah, yeah, he does.
Speaker 1: What it is just like why invests in something you
Speaker 1: step on?
Speaker 3: But like I digress, Like it's basically I went in
Speaker 3: there and I was like yo, can I eat this
Speaker 3: chicken sauce in here? And he was like no, And
Speaker 3: we talked about it, deciding if I should for like
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes, and then I was like, you know what,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go right outside your door in the
Speaker 3: hallway and eat it. And they all had to watch
Speaker 3: me eat it, and I woke you up. I guess yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm feeling like like lacrum lachrymose. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I would suck up a Lacroix right now.
Speaker 3: We to talk about it after this, pampla moose. Yes,
Speaker 3: I need a second meal. I need to get big.
Speaker 3: I need to eat more so I can get fucking big,
Speaker 3: like I want to be like, oh, I'm going to
Speaker 3: be an or a bear?
Speaker 1: You mean you're using a grinder like esque terms right now.
Speaker 3: I want to be a manly man. That's what I want.
Speaker 3: Mask mask mask for mask mask fit gamer. Should I
Speaker 3: talk about how I saw three people die in a week.
Speaker 1: I'm convinced that my ass has gotten bigger.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking hot.
Speaker 2: And I literally almost showed you my butt like I
Speaker 2: was gonna be like you would tell me, like I
Speaker 2: don't think my butt has gotten bigger.
Speaker 1: But I do think going to so many pilates and
Speaker 1: yogats classes my.
Speaker 3: Ass, Like me, I'm not kidding. I felt that today too,
Speaker 3: because I did leg days and I like looked in
Speaker 3: the mirror, like.
Speaker 2: When you were sitting, I was like, you have an
Speaker 2: ass really yeah, Like it was like you were like
Speaker 2: sitting on an app.
Speaker 3: There is there is radiating you. It's like it's really insane.
Speaker 3: How far how far in are we?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: We're fifteen minutes in?
Speaker 3: Did your joke? Yeah, I'm going to talk about how
Speaker 3: I watched three people die in a week because I
Speaker 3: really want to tell that. How do I get started?
Speaker 3: I watched three people lie in a week?
Speaker 2: Lie?
Speaker 3: He said, die Judge, Judy, Judge, Judy jetson hood.
Speaker 2: One time in publics, I was eating baby bottle pop
Speaker 2: and it triggered my Oh. The last time I had
Speaker 2: a bad eggs in a breakout was when I had
Speaker 2: fucking baby bottle pop.
Speaker 3: Why do you say baby bottle pop and baby bottle pop?
Speaker 2: Baby?
Speaker 1: Why what it's called?
Speaker 3: Why not baby bottle pop? You say baby bottle pop?
Speaker 3: Josiah called me out from my weird like annunciation ship.
Speaker 3: He notices everything, like I'm a singer. Oh okay, whoa
Speaker 3: language expert? Okay? Sorry? What the fuck was I saying?
Speaker 3: Go ahead? What was I saying?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you saw three people die in a week?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh I think you you might have because you told
Speaker 1: the baseball one of the baseball game one.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I haven't told the basketball game one though, that was
Speaker 3: in the same week. Have I told you that one?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I was so in my like small ass town. There's
Speaker 3: like intermural basketball leagues, which is just like a basketball
Speaker 3: league for like people who aren't actually good at basketball.
Speaker 3: They just want to be healthy and like not be sedentary.
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassing. Imagine like running around playing basket.
Speaker 3: It's not that good at Imagine doing it for fun.
Speaker 3: How awful would that be? Right?
Speaker 1: Jesus, girls, look at me, look at me.
Speaker 3: Why don't you I swear to God, And now you're
Speaker 3: going to be mean, and now you're gonna be that
Speaker 3: fund up for him to call you out like I
Speaker 3: did not agree with that. Take it off.
Speaker 1: Look at me. You're nothing, and you're a loser.
Speaker 3: M hm, you're a fucking loser. But intermal basketball game
Speaker 3: and I was like, however old I fucking was. I
Speaker 3: don't know how old I was, Damn like pressing you all,
Speaker 3: they are asking so many goddamn questions all the fucking time,
Speaker 3: and I want to ask one question. Whatever, Okay, now
Speaker 3: you're gaslighting me. But whatever. I was at this basketball
Speaker 3: game and they were like warming up for the game.
Speaker 3: It was like it was like a tournament, so like
Speaker 3: a bunch of people. They were like a bunch of
Speaker 3: games acted back and back, and I was with my
Speaker 3: babysitter at the time, who was also with me when
Speaker 3: I saw the person at the baseball game die a
Speaker 3: few days later, and I was like kind of dolo
Speaker 3: because there were no kids there because it was like
Speaker 3: a bunch of like twenty early twenty year olds, twenty
Speaker 3: something year olds, so I was like basically the only
Speaker 3: kid there, and uh, I was just kind of like
Speaker 3: loitering around, like hanging out, like watching them warm up,
Speaker 3: just like being like they were all so fucking big.
Speaker 3: I remember, like they were all really tall, and I
Speaker 3: was like, damn, like, y'all are some tall motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: But in the day, I saw something about a video
Speaker 2: about that about how like your perception of like older
Speaker 2: people when you're younger is just like so skewed because
Speaker 2: literally of your age, Like when you were a freshman,
Speaker 2: you saw seniors and you were like.
Speaker 3: They look like a dude.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Now I see like seniors in high school, I'm like,
Speaker 3: you are a child.
Speaker 1: What you are a fucking poser, baby child, loser, loser.
Speaker 1: You're a loser. You should go and get your driver's
Speaker 1: license or something.
Speaker 3: If you're a senior in college or in high school
Speaker 3: right now, grow up, bitch.
Speaker 1: Don't say that to them. A prom.
Speaker 3: But I was watching these giants like do layups and
Speaker 3: I was underneath a goal and this guy was on
Speaker 3: the opposing team that I was rooting for, and like
Speaker 3: he was the tallest person on the field. He was
Speaker 3: probably like six or five or six seven, Like he
Speaker 3: was a really he was a tall fucker, a big fucker,
Speaker 3: and like he was like completely normal, like there, it
Speaker 3: didn't seem like anything was off with him. It was
Speaker 3: like completely like just like normal drills, running drills over
Speaker 3: and over again. And then one time when he went
Speaker 3: up for a he literally in mid air right in
Speaker 3: front of me, had a fucking brain aneurysm. His brain
Speaker 3: exploded and his head. I literally remember it so viscerally.
Speaker 3: His head kicked back and he fell face first right
Speaker 3: in front of me, at my fucking feet, like like
Speaker 3: full force, like after jumping like six feet in the air,
Speaker 3: and like everybody was like, oh, my fucking god, like
Speaker 3: what just happened? Did he trip? Did he trip? And
Speaker 3: he like they rolled him over. He was already dead,
Speaker 3: like you die instantly, and he died at my fucking feet,
Speaker 3: and like I remember all the adults in the room
Speaker 3: like being like grab his tongue, don't let him swallow
Speaker 3: his tongue, like just grab his tongue, like, don't let
Speaker 3: him swallow his tongue, like over and over again. And
Speaker 3: this went on for like seven minutes, and he was
Speaker 3: literally his head was at my feet like the entire time.
Speaker 3: And then my babysitter saw me and was like, get
Speaker 3: the fuck out of here, like go to the car,
Speaker 3: and I got, like ushered to the car. And that's
Speaker 3: the only time I've ever heard him cuss in my
Speaker 3: entire life was when he was telling me to go
Speaker 3: to the car, your dad, no, my babysitter. I got
Speaker 3: to the car and listened to a Millie by Little
Speaker 3: Wayne over and over and over again so many times
Speaker 3: that I still to this day remember every single lyric
Speaker 3: to that song. And I was in that car listening
Speaker 3: to that song for literally three hours probably, And then
Speaker 3: I got home and they sat me down, my babysitters
Speaker 3: and they were like, we told your parents, Like my
Speaker 3: sister was in the other room because she was she
Speaker 3: stayed home. And they were like, do you know what
Speaker 3: death is? And I was like yeah, and they just
Speaker 3: like kind of gave me like this talk about death
Speaker 3: and like did they have to tell you that? They too? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was you. Yeah, I was like really terrified. I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, you can. You can die
Speaker 3: at any moment. It was so fucking sky. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna lie to I'm gonna lie down all of them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna lie the fuck to my kids, and I'll
Speaker 3: probably kill them. I need a good one. I need
Speaker 3: a good person to raise them with me, because like
Speaker 3: like someone who's a little more like okay, let's get
Speaker 3: to like reality.
Speaker 1: I find a normal person to have kids.
Speaker 2: Like nobody who's like a normal person who like goose
Speaker 2: the goose like me, Yeah, like any day and could you.
Speaker 3: Imagine us having a child together, like, actually, I'm sorry, dude, you're.
Speaker 1: Like thirty something. You will be like super lit. But
Speaker 1: the way you react to frustration now, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you would like no, I would. You would literally be
Speaker 1: like the kid who's like my dad, like like I
Speaker 1: don't know how he feels.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it would be so bad.
Speaker 1: We gotta we gotta get those feelings out.
Speaker 3: Will you be my surrogate? Probably not, thinks babes if
Speaker 3: I could. No, No, you don't have to carry the baby.
Speaker 3: You just got to give me an egg.
Speaker 1: I would give you an egg.
Speaker 3: You would Yeah, I would give you an egg.
Speaker 1: Her baby's gonna have a wide fucking her egg.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be who wants her egg? Damn.
Speaker 1: I think our baby would be cute, though, we would have.
Speaker 3: A cute baby. Are both very cute people, and we're
Speaker 3: not I'm not cute, you're cute. I'm like, you're cute,
Speaker 3: You're cute. Don't let them. You're a cute sexy, don't let.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we would have a cute kid.
Speaker 3: And then in the same week I saw him, You
Speaker 3: and a Ryan's.
Speaker 1: Kid would be tall and sleigh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we would have No one wants to have a kid.
Speaker 3: With me.
Speaker 1: Oh well, no, bitch, why.
Speaker 3: You don't fuck with blondies, you freak bitches. If you
Speaker 3: have blonde hair, you're a fucking monster.
Speaker 1: You're gorgeous. No, I was lying, you were gorgeouses.
Speaker 3: I am not kidding. I think if we had a child,
Speaker 3: that would be very cute, because you have a nice,
Speaker 3: slim face. I have a fucking giant, massive, gorgeous technically, like, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like i've seen like now people being like, when
Speaker 2: you're thinking of having kids, it shouldn't be about the
Speaker 2: way they're gonna look.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I will not have an ugly baby. I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I don't want to baby because also, like that's just
Speaker 3: gonna make their life harder.
Speaker 1: And I need my baby to have the easiest life.
Speaker 2: Like I need my child to be just like gorgeous
Speaker 2: and Instagram is tapped into your fucking mind. Maybe will
Speaker 2: be Instagram famous and I will give my baby an
Speaker 2: Instagram at the age of three months.
Speaker 3: I'm not joking. Part of the reason why I'm working
Speaker 3: so hard in my twenties is so I can have
Speaker 3: a very good life for my children when I'm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, but isn't it crazy how that's like animal
Speaker 2: instinct Because I used to be like fuck having kids,
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about having a kid and
Speaker 2: having like them whatever. But now I fully am kicked
Speaker 2: charge into like, dude, I have to like bust my
Speaker 2: ass not only for like my family that I have now,
Speaker 2: but so I can like build my own family.
Speaker 1: And then I was sick the other day.
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, I need to have a bunch
Speaker 2: of kids and like have a big family because I
Speaker 2: got lucky since I have so many siblings.
Speaker 1: Like my uh like kids will have a lot of cousins.
Speaker 2: But I was like, damn, because there are small ass families,
Speaker 2: Like there are families that when they get together, it's
Speaker 2: literally like ten of them.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, just my like immediate family alone in
Speaker 1: a room is like seven.
Speaker 3: My immediate family in a room, Yeah, it's like eight
Speaker 3: or nine. It is because I am. I was seven
Speaker 3: and then my brother died and so now it's so
Speaker 3: you should just replace him. My mom was seven wild
Speaker 3: kids because my dad was one of the kids. Her
Speaker 3: name on Instagram. So I'm gonna have two kids. I'm
Speaker 3: not having to lie now. She's a lying slag. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, did you tell her to change it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I said change the six wild Kids because one of
Speaker 3: them Wild Kids went to hell. Oh Drew, Yeah, that
Speaker 3: was dark. That was really bad.
Speaker 1: That I should get cut.
Speaker 3: But I wonder if you can hear me biting the
Speaker 3: fun out of my mind. I really don't. I'm just
Speaker 3: like I had to go in. Does anyone else think
Speaker 3: global warming is a good thing? I love lady by
Speaker 3: the way, Oh my god, we should order Taco Bell.
Speaker 3: Tac Bell. Yeah, say that publicly work. That is actually
Speaker 3: fucked up. You support them?
Speaker 1: We know where I stand.
Speaker 5: Cool?
Speaker 2: Cool, okay, just so okay, okay, this is like so
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sounds stupid saying this on the podcast, but
Speaker 2: like the.
Speaker 3: You know, you're not like gay, like the global warming
Speaker 3: thing though, like I love Lady Gaga, like, but like,
Speaker 3: can we give up this whole global No? No, no,
Speaker 3: Well you don't want to hear about nine to eleven.
Speaker 1: That was so good, Josiah, like the tone you did
Speaker 1: it so well.
Speaker 3: M dude, Mimi is I will never I'll never give
Speaker 3: up on her. And it's the same thing with DEMI
Speaker 3: I like there, I just I will go hard for
Speaker 3: them to complain. I want you and you only for
Speaker 3: the rest of my Why are you crying? You and
Speaker 3: you only? Oh my god, what he said? He's gay? Ye,
Speaker 3: and you're surprised. Oh oh, And now we have to
Speaker 3: cut that.
Speaker 1: And now we have to let your truth live, your
Speaker 1: truth live if you're if your truth was a plant,
Speaker 1: I would water it because I wanted to grow.
Speaker 3: I literally, dude, I've been so like, this is the
Speaker 3: quietest y'all have probably heard me in I feel because
Speaker 3: no literally, because like I'm sitting here, but also because
Speaker 3: I have talked about so much ship on the thing
Speaker 3: with lou because and now I'm literally like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck do I talk about?
Speaker 2: Job?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's not so easy.
Speaker 3: And Lucas have a podcast, probably sexy the Emergency Intercom Networks.
Speaker 3: I tried to buy y'all's podcast so bad, but you
Speaker 3: ignored every offer I gave you. Well, we don't need
Speaker 3: it right now, we don't need money. Yeah, but like,
Speaker 3: let me get in at the own so.
Speaker 1: We could make a lot of money off of you
Speaker 1: and you become profits because this.
Speaker 3: Is the only time you're getting.
Speaker 1: Promotion from me, because no one else will want you.
Speaker 3: We have a podcast coming. You know, I can't say
Speaker 3: the name because it's like, I don't know, it's a
Speaker 3: very big it's a really big part of the podcast,
Speaker 3: and uh god, I want to say the name is
Speaker 3: so bad. It's me and Lucas. You know, when are
Speaker 3: we going to free the rectum? Free the rectum?
Speaker 1: What are you all talking about?
Speaker 2: Oh, we've asked this question, but I don't think we've
Speaker 2: asked Josie, what do you think is more explicit showing
Speaker 2: your butthole or your wiener?
Speaker 3: Uh, your wiener, Your butthole can be perceived as funny
Speaker 3: to a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: See, that's exactly how your butthole is so vulnerable.
Speaker 1: Because okay vulnerable, you're wiener flaccid. When I say you're wiener,
Speaker 1: I think about it.
Speaker 3: Like on like hard. No, No, it's definitely the butthole
Speaker 3: to a large group of people is a lot less suggestive.
Speaker 3: It's just so funny, like, but the wiener everyone.
Speaker 1: Is suggesting to spread whole is a lot.
Speaker 3: My whole is like naturally, oh.
Speaker 1: At the fucking steep Wait what because you don't have
Speaker 1: an ass?
Speaker 3: No, No, I just I got it pinned a few years.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just remembered a girl at the steamer room.
Speaker 1: Because everybody knows that. I like, where'd your hat go?
Speaker 1: Where's your hat?
Speaker 3: Where's your mama at?
Speaker 1: My mom died?
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's what I'm asking. Where's your mama at?
Speaker 3: You're always asking about my fucking hat. Where's your mam at?
Speaker 3: She's dead? Okay, now open playing field today to just
Speaker 3: joke about Anya's mother passing away. Yeah, because there's a
Speaker 3: time in a place. Because she asked about where my
Speaker 3: fucking hat is? That hat off? I took the hat
Speaker 3: off because my head hurt and it itched.
Speaker 1: That is just not like, that's just not very like parable.
Speaker 3: On.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god. Last thing before we go,
Speaker 1: I was in the steam room. Everybody knows, like I've
Speaker 1: said it before at the.
Speaker 3: Are you okay? He knows that.
Speaker 1: At the steam room, I spread whole.
Speaker 3: Like I don't give a fuck, But she really doesn't tell.
Speaker 1: Me why somebody in the fucking steam room, bitch.
Speaker 2: I fucking oh my god, I almost said something. I
Speaker 2: just see her pull out a minute and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I know she's not about to.
Speaker 1: Do what I think she's about to do.
Speaker 2: She started fucking exfoliating dead skin off of herself right
Speaker 2: next to me in the steam off her whole body
Speaker 2: like literally started at our feet and started going up
Speaker 2: her legs and I was like, m.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: I literally laughed so hard out loud, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I have to go some nighties.
Speaker 3: I got up in last someone in the sauna last
Speaker 3: time I was in there, like had a towel over
Speaker 3: his head, and like he was. I was sat on
Speaker 3: the top row because I like sitting on the top
Speaker 3: because it's way more hot and I like can be
Speaker 3: in and out quicker. But he rises, yeah, exactly, and
Speaker 3: he was sitting up there with me, and then he
Speaker 3: put his back on the wall so his feet were
Speaker 3: facing towards me, and his feet like touched my ear,
Speaker 3: and like I like kind of just moved my arm
Speaker 3: really quick because I was like, here, gross ass, feet
Speaker 3: do not need to be touching me. And then we
Speaker 3: both just started dying laughing, and I think we were
Speaker 3: laughing at the same thing, but I couldn't tell we
Speaker 3: were laughing at the same thing or if he was
Speaker 3: laughing at me, And it made me really fucking insulate he.
Speaker 2: Was probably also laughing at like he was probably laughing
Speaker 2: at it all in general because like you.
Speaker 1: Moving so fucking quick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really crazy.
Speaker 2: Also, like I've realized like little noises really do fucking
Speaker 2: piss me off, and like it's like a deep thing
Speaker 2: like for me.
Speaker 1: And that's it. Because this girl in my pilates class.
Speaker 2: Had I fucking hate a sniffle bitch below your nose
Speaker 2: get away.
Speaker 1: Because she was literally the whole work.
Speaker 3: Some people can't help it, nya well.
Speaker 1: Fucking stay home bitch and fix.
Speaker 3: Its fucking chair fell off. It's the worst when you
Speaker 3: can't tell people are laughing with you or at you.
Speaker 3: When I went to this festival, I told you about
Speaker 3: this festival, right, this festival I went to, I fucking like,
Speaker 3: there is this group of girls. I was like waiting
Speaker 3: for the people I went with in the bathroom. I
Speaker 3: was waiting outside the bathroom and they literally like looked
Speaker 3: at me as they were passing by, pointed out and
Speaker 3: said no way and then laughed and walking feels so
Speaker 3: you do that like that. So I was just standing
Speaker 3: there alone and I was wearing like I hope we
Speaker 3: can insert a picture like huge baggy pants, huge like
Speaker 3: baggy T shirt that Louis vuiton glasses and like a snap,
Speaker 3: like a huge snap back, and I was like, that's
Speaker 3: kind of that festival I got, Like I was like
Speaker 3: going up to people I got. I got several d
Speaker 3: MS after going to that festival, being like, hey, I
Speaker 3: saw you at the Pestoval yesterday, but like I didn't
Speaker 3: want to go up because like I really thought you
Speaker 3: were rolling. I was dead sober for anyone who was there,
Speaker 3: Like I was just like so like I got my
Speaker 3: glass alarm. I was like screaming at people like behind
Speaker 3: their backs, and like just like, oh it was it
Speaker 3: was bad. I kept breaking off from my group. I
Speaker 3: got lost a few times.
Speaker 1: You got lost in translation?
Speaker 3: Maybe oh I got lost in the sauce.
Speaker 1: Maybe.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, one one last thing, and it's a
Speaker 3: very quick thing. But why do moms love me? Oh?
Speaker 3: Moms love me? Insert the TikTok.
Speaker 1: Oh of the mom being obsessed with you.
Speaker 3: He's different. I love how she says he's different. You know, like,
Speaker 3: hold on, I need to watch it real quick. Did
Speaker 3: you know that in a relationship?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, where then is this? I don't know where I
Speaker 3: was going with that. Oh, and now you want to
Speaker 3: try and be weird with me? Yes, you did, and
Speaker 3: guess what ya see. I think Aliens sent us. Aliens
Speaker 3: sent us Nikolai Tesla to give us free energy, free
Speaker 3: renewable energy, and we killed him. Aliens did.
Speaker 2: Read this.
Speaker 1: Okay, you think he looks.
Speaker 3: Are they really talking about you? They're talking about me.
Speaker 3: You're talking about Drew Gooden. I would have sex with
Speaker 3: Drew Gooden. I would have sex with your good He
Speaker 3: has a wife. Okay, Well that that has literally never
Speaker 3: stopped me once. Oh my god, I am a homewrecker,
Speaker 3: ned fulmer.
Speaker 1: How about you try staying in your relationship.
Speaker 3: Okay, why are you faulting? Why don't you go?
Speaker 1: And you go?
Speaker 3: And why don't you stop posting about your wife every
Speaker 3: once in a while. Pussy pitch loser, loser, loser, keep cheating,
Speaker 3: keep cheating, loser. I predicted that, by the way, he
Speaker 3: before the episode, before that, I was like, we need
Speaker 3: to bring cheating, say that I have cheaters. It's like
Speaker 3: so interesting to me. I'm like, someone cheated on me.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. I would ruin their fucking lives. I
Speaker 3: will kill their family. I would kill their pets, I
Speaker 3: would kill their animals. I would kill their parents.
Speaker 1: Here's my game plan. Because I thought about it.
Speaker 2: If somebody cheated on me, I would hang myself above
Speaker 2: their side of the bed so that they came Yeah,
Speaker 2: so they came back, and then they can no longer
Speaker 2: sleep in the cop or their home and.
Speaker 1: They gotta move, and then they'll always have these images.
Speaker 3: Tell them, yeah, tell them, tell them, and let's see
Speaker 3: you go and fuck there. Tell them you want to
Speaker 3: go on a vacation and be like, okay, I love you,
Speaker 3: and then have them pick you up the next day
Speaker 3: and you're dead in your bed and they come and
Speaker 3: they're like, damn, we're supposed to go on vacation.
Speaker 1: That happened, and I can never go on vacation.
Speaker 3: Okay, you can never go. Well, you'd be dead and
Speaker 3: you can never go on vacation. That really did happen
Speaker 3: to my mond. If I got cheated on, I would
Speaker 3: probably stay in the relationship. Let's be real here.
Speaker 1: If I got cheated on, bitch, I would tell my dad.
Speaker 1: You would be your ass.
Speaker 3: Honestly, is someone cheated on me, I would be like, damn,
Speaker 3: I'm underperforming, and then I'd kill their family and their day.
Speaker 1: It's so much cheated on me. I'm not kidding. I
Speaker 1: would go out of my way actual sex with whoever
Speaker 1: they deemed important in their life, and I would destroy
Speaker 1: everything relationship.
Speaker 3: That's the thing though, And you're angry. I wouldn't be
Speaker 3: able to kill someone's dog if I was dating them,
Speaker 3: because if I'm dating someone and they have a dog,
Speaker 3: I'm breaking up with them. People change guys, and you
Speaker 3: got to get people second chances, third chances and fourth chancers.
Speaker 2: Come on, okay, media, Oh god, we watched Triangle Sadness,
Speaker 2: the best movie ever.
Speaker 1: It was so fucking good.
Speaker 2: It was fucking insane. By the time this comes out,
Speaker 2: I have seen Pearl. I started X today, but I
Speaker 2: started it too late. So you decided to tell the truth,
Speaker 2: and I yeah, because I'm a truther and I'm not
Speaker 2: a liar and.
Speaker 1: You're a And if you follow my letterbox, you will
Speaker 1: see that it is true that I've watched.
Speaker 3: These Do you letterox public?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: People, I do not sixty I do not talk about it.
Speaker 3: I don't know, by the way, on on me. And
Speaker 3: because this podcast there's no media. Yeah, that's our thing.
Speaker 3: Everybody else do you want to hear my media?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's the other thing is I know I keep going
Speaker 3: on weird tangents. But a lot of these bitches is
Speaker 3: our sons, and you are not fooling anybody. You can
Speaker 3: try to steal the chemistry.
Speaker 1: And your mother, bitch, Yeah, you will never.
Speaker 3: Be able to emulate what me and and you have.
Speaker 3: You will never have what we.
Speaker 1: Have because we suck and we love and you don't
Speaker 1: have that with your with your except Josiah.
Speaker 3: Well, they're not even trying to emulate us. They're doing
Speaker 3: their own thing because I know they're original, Like all
Speaker 3: these bitches are trying to do our ship sense. But
Speaker 3: who's the daddy.
Speaker 2: The rest of my meeting media is Buppet by Foster Silvers,
Speaker 2: Girls Against God by Flors the Machine by Total.
Speaker 1: Impossible by Figuring. I'm just gonna give you a bunch
Speaker 1: because you won't see us for two weeks.
Speaker 2: I Need Your Love by Arthur Price, Natasha by Peter
Speaker 2: Thomas Sound Orchestra, and Halla by Mazzie Star. There was
Speaker 2: one more song, I'm So Sorry, Drew. There was one
Speaker 2: more song that I was really oh and Miracles by
Speaker 2: Alex g and.
Speaker 3: Wow Okay, I Got Clumsy by oil x L. I
Speaker 3: Got three h two question Mark Want to Go by
Speaker 3: Yah Boujin Chalice of Mine by Yoab I can't ever
Speaker 3: say their fucking name. Yeah, Boujin, Cry Cry, Mazi Star,
Speaker 3: Local Forecast, Casino Versus Japan. Listen to that entire album.
Speaker 3: What is this album called? I can't remember it off
Speaker 3: the top of my head. The album Go Hawaii. That
Speaker 3: is a masterpiece of music. Water Level by Yawning Portal
Speaker 3: and a cover of fum Flim by af X twin
Speaker 3: but the cover is by Simon farn tsh I'm in
Speaker 3: and garf Uncle you know are so funny. My media
Speaker 3: of the week, uh is a text that I just
Speaker 3: got from Lucas saying, Yo, that's my media of the week. No.
Speaker 3: Mine is a probably podcast Marilyn Monroe by Daniel Cohne.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Actually, Daniel, you know that song?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I don't? Yeah, four million fans and they all singing along.
Speaker 3: You know that song. I'll show you no my fucking
Speaker 3: show media don't because no, you need to watch it.
Speaker 3: Drew started it. I just rewatched fucking Russian Doll season
Speaker 3: two again. It's like, way fucking better than season one.
Speaker 3: I sobbed my eyes out and my song is probably
Speaker 3: I don't know. My song is probably four a m By.
Speaker 3: Oh bitch, it's Norman fucking rock well By. It's Norman
Speaker 3: fucking not the album the song Norman Fucking rock Well
Speaker 3: by Lana del Rey and Uhlan Lana del Rey and
Speaker 3: also wait, we should all we should all go right
Speaker 3: now because you're just a man. It's just what you do.
Speaker 3: You're in your hands as you calling me because you're
Speaker 3: just to me.
Speaker 1: You guys so much.
Speaker 3: You in two weeks surprise, we're in Japan, you bitch.
Speaker 3: I don't know when the promo for me and Lucas's
Speaker 3: podcast will drop, but it'll drop in the next few days,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exciting. Maybe check these.
Speaker 3: Last last fucking one. The last thing is I want
Speaker 3: to watch Flea Bag.
Speaker 1: I saw Oh was it the slide show of that
Speaker 1: big conversation?
Speaker 3: I saw something about breaking the fourth wall.
Speaker 1: Oh, we are watching that tonight.
Speaker 3: We're starting to recently about watching the breaking the fourth
Speaker 3: wall or something. Is that a big moment?
Speaker 2: It's not the biggest moment, but it is like she
Speaker 2: did it, like what the hell like It's like kind
Speaker 2: of like that vibe. But no, that's not the biggest boiler.
Speaker 3: Oh that Oh god, that show made me fucking sold.
Speaker 1: Oh that show is so fucked up. That show really, like.
Speaker 3: First season was gnarlier than any of second season for me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: of season and one, I was like, whoa. I knew
Speaker 3: it was coming all the time because it's pretty obvious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was like, dude, oh my god, that
Speaker 1: show is.
Speaker 3: Like dead eyes Bridge. I think I have like emotion
Speaker 3: full eyes, yeah, emotion. I feel like I don't have
Speaker 3: like the micro movements other people have. I've been told
Speaker 3: that I have dog shelter eyes. What whoa, my god,
Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not joking, like sheltered dog.
Speaker 1: You are a little sad puppy.
Speaker 3: Puppy is happy, though recently the puppy is so happy.
Speaker 3: All right, bye, everybody, We'll see I love you. Don't
Speaker 3: forget about us, Please don't forget about us. Please don't
Speaker 3: forget about it.
Speaker 1: Really kill ourselves if you don't come back here in
Speaker 1: two weeks.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not joking, and I'm being dead fucking
Speaker 3: serious when I say that. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm