WEBVTT - Halloween Spooky Ookie Special feat Josiah 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.639 All right, Well, I am literally just gonna go I 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:27.280 forgot my fuck an my day awesome. I love that. 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:32.559 Well, we were supposed to start like hours ago, but 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:36.800 Drew is still in his fucking room. He's just sitting 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:39.200 in his room. And I told him for the past 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:41.360 two weeks, I was like, hey, we're not gonna be 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:43.120 dropping an episode on Halloween. 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:45.280 Have your costume? Have your costume? And he kept being like, 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:47.240 I have it, I have it, I have it. Didn't 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:49.200 tell me what his costume was not once. 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:51.560 And He's just sitting in his fucking room and I'm 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:54.080 just sitting here waiting for him to come out so 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:55.040 we can start the episode. 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:56.560 But I guess it's just gonna be me on this 0:00:56.600 --> 0:01:10.959 episode because he's oh, what is this? Oh what is that? What? 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:12.400 What do you have in there? 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:14.720 Oh? 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:18.840 You're You're just gonna stay hard the whole episode. 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.800 Oh my god, Harry's side love. 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:26.920 It's me excited to have you here. 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:33.000 It's the Forum right now. You don't know one of 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:36.560 the ten shows you no? Oh, I like that that 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:44.600 You're humble. Well, welcome to this episode of I guess 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:46.759 I'm just gonna sit here with this the whole time, 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:49.000 just because I feel like it, like, you know, it 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:49.680 does the job. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:52.840 Are you not talking that fucking accent the whole NOI, 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:54.760 And I bet you're wondering. 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:56.840 Okay, what is that little pink thing in that microphone 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:57.760 that's just sticking up? 0:01:59.080 --> 0:01:59.320 Wow? 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:06.240 Yeah, very special guest, Very special guest. 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:13.119 She's loved, She's loved amongst all she girl she brings. 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:20.880 Oh my god, me and Joker broke up. Oh. You 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:22.680 know what's awesome is because it's soomed and you can 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:24.119 barely your asks. 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:28.400 Crazy. I saw earl. I was a compliment, but it 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:31.720 was like, I don't know, literally looks really good. 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:39.040 Now your post breakup with Joker glows, snap, broke up. 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:43.760 These are the three besties who are like, we need 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:44.959 a reality. 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:50.400 We need a podcast, We need to be Harry Styles 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:56.720 and Harley Quinn. Guess who Charlie Quinn Charlie poof good 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:57.600 Night Pudding. 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:05.040 Well all right, well let's the end of there. We 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:07.840 decided to have Josiah back because he's a hit. Oh 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:14.679 do not turn that ahead, and so we can look 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:15.400 you in your eyes. 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:17.680 It took a while to get this, to get this. 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:20.760 The ensemb. 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:28.920 The ensemble, the shoes, the shoe. 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:33.480 Queen a new generation. I don't know by. 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:40.240 S okay, So Josie has been here for days on 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:45.360 end and he's still saying he's got a couple more 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:45.960 days in him. 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:46.400 Yeah. 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:49.880 But we do this thing where we have like a 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:53.320 squad sleepover, which I feel like we've talked about before, 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:57.400 but we have sleepovers where the whole squad gets together. 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:02.400 And while we were watching our like usual well like YouTube. 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:08.280 Are usual programming? Yeah, are usual, regular scheduled programming. I'm 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.000 talking to the back of your wick. 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:14.360 And it looks awful, like I need to take a victor. 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.840 You look gorgeous, though, I will say. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:19.640 You like I saw myself in the mirror and I 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:24.880 was like, whoa, I look unrecognizable, Like, okay, I. 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:31.600 Malash right there, Like the back of your head is ridiculous, ma'am. 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:32.520 Wow. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.920 Also, this is like a real axe because I. 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:38.720 Was so against it, but I was like, no, you 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:40.640 need an axe for the outfit. You have to get 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:43.400 an axe. And I was like, axes come dulled and 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:45.000 I was lying, and he fully. 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:45.760 Lied to my fucking face. 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:48.880 It was like axes come fully dull, and I believed him. 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:51.720 But basically I was just the videos we were waking 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:53.640 and you had something on your ear, like it's literally 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:54.920 like a fucking big spec. 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:57.520 No, that's just dust because he hasn't showered in four days. 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:00.960 I showered this morning, and I use your towel, you know. Yeah, 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:01.440 you let. 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:02.520 Him use your nice tower. 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:04.760 Yeah, I know. I was so surprised. I was like 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:06.760 your shirt once, I was like, are you sure you 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:07.359 want me to use it? 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:08.800 And I know you rubbed that hole. 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:10.479 Oh no I did not. 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:12.880 Yeah, you you better the whole air dry. 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:17.200 M hmm, wait what hole? Which hole? 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:19.920 Your hole? What other hole? 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:21.560 No? 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:26.039 I usually no, I'll use the towel, or I'll use 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:27.000 a blow dryer. 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:28.960 Oh yeah, you spread and spray. 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.680 No, actually, usually it like grosses me the funk out 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:35.560 to use towels, so I usually use like, I'll just 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:36.560 grab toilet paper. 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.800 But you should be washing your ass well enough that 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:42.280 the towel going on your fucking butt doesn't matter. 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:47.520 Even after a shower, no matter your ass, no matter 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:50.320 how you're done, no matter how long I wash it, 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:52.880 it's still to me. I'm like, no, it's gonna have 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:54.640 to be toilet paper, because I'm about to I could 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:56.479 end up using out my face, like I don't. I 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:59.960 can't do it. That's why there's three towels in the set. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:03.400 It I don't use. I have one towel sets. I 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:04.560 don't have sets of things. 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:07.000 Yeah, I don't use a separate face towel. 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:09.640 Like in my head, like my germophobia stops at me, 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:12.720 like anything I touch and like mess with, like is. 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:15.360 Clean like your part. I don't know why I said that, 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:17.800 Like I literally wipe my ass with my towel and 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:18.599 then wipe my face. 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:22.120 You also, like have not been using your towels? Do 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:23.400 you use your towels. 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.360 The new ones you met that I just keep them 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.400 go for babes, and then everybody gets like. 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.479 The most uncomfortable. I'm it's I'm in a very uncomfortable 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:32.599 My legs are shaking. 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:35.039 I'm so comfortable, Like look at my legs right now 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:38.919 because my shoes off, they're not in frame, because then 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:39.200 it's not. 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:41.920 Gonna feel right. That's that's why I've been wearing them 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:43.600 for like I've been wearing these heels for like. 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:46.000 Josie has been five hours for the past four. 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:48.480 Because and also, let me tell you, isn't it crazy? 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.760 I could literally murder both of you? Okay, but what 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:52.400 were you going to say? 0:06:52.560 --> 0:07:01.480 No, I was gonna say heels hurt pretty, hunger hurts, 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.960 Hannah want him? No, no, no, you. 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.320 Know, the needs to make an edit of Harley to that. 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:11.400 Someone needs to make a Fiona Apple McDonald's meal and 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:14.960 it's two big Max, two large cokes, two large fries 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:19.520 and you know why because hunger hurts. Mmmm, mic drop 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:21.200 bit you ate like McDonald's. 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:23.000 What the fuck are you saying? 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:26.480 Like, you know when people are like, oh, Sishu ate, 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:28.400 like Josiah ate like McDonald's. 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:30.280 What does that mean? 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:35.240 It's just me being very classist. 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:39.360 Explaining your joke. In the joke, it's like, Oh, I'm 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:41.520 just like I hate poor people. That's like kind of 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:43.960 the like nobody in the Yeah. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:45.680 I'll just give you guys a thumbnail. 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:48.680 You probably blocked both of us, so that's not the thumbnail. 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:52.240 But okay, should we just get into this episode. 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:53.120 Let's really start. 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:57.320 My legs are crazy. Yesterday I asked Enya and Josiah 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:01.320 to write down some spooky, oooky stories for child, but 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:05.400 I don't have any bitches wrote them down. 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:05.760 I know. 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:07.240 I was thinking about it today. I was like, Oh, 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:08.760 what's a scary story but I think I've. 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.440 Told them all and then like other ones that are 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:12.240 started like traumatizing, scary. 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:16.040 Yeah, the only one I know, yeah, was and I 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:18.440 read it to you, and you like, I don't know, 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:21.640 did you register me reading? I said, okay, stinky dog 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.880 food story. Yeah, I know what. I was like, it's 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:27.480 got to be something. No, it's nothing. I came up 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:29.000 with it. I don't. I don't know have any spooky 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:31.760 stories like, okay, well I'll give you one and then 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:33.720 y'all kind a really good one and then maybe it'll 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.240 jog my memory. Okay, so I have two really good 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.959 ones or three kind of four? Oh, I got a 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:40.960 bunch of guys. Yeah, yeah, you know. I had a 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:44.080 very terrifying childhood. So should I start out with me 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:48.320 seeing three people die in a week as like a ten, eleven, 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:50.280 twelve year old? I can't remember what age I was. 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:54.200 The home invasion story from back home, the cat killer 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:55.400 or us getting swatted. 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:57.120 The home invasion is the best one. 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:00.960 The cat killer. So it's a long story, and I'll 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.840 try to be as brief as possible so y'all can 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:05.400 get some fucking words in because I don't want to 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:12.200 consume this entire episode. But like back in Texas, my 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:15.160 like neighborhood was like an up and coming neighborhood. So 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:18.720 like the lot next door to mine was like completely empty. 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:21.320 It was like woods forever. I feel like I've told 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:22.800 this story before on the podcast. 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:25.560 I don't think so, because when you mentioned saying it, 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:26.040 I was like. 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:30.080 Is scar like that or what? 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:31.120 Hmm? 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:33.640 Look at that cut that scar? Doesn't that look it's 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:37.000 like purple? Okay, So my neighborhood, the lot next door 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.200 to my home was empty for so long because it 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:41.080 was like an impossible lot to build on. No one 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.240 wanted to like take the feet on because it was 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:45.640 like a lot of dirt moving and that's really fucking 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:49.800 expensive apparently. But like eventually, like after living in the 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:52.320 house for like ten or twelve years, they decided to, 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:54.640 like someone some family decided to build on it. So 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:57.840 there was like a construction lot next door to my 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:00.840 house for like years because there's a really big project. 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.000 And I remember like playing in their like wooden house 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:09.000 and shi it was really cute. But my like, with 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.600 a construction site so close to your home, there's all 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:14.360 your My parents obviously got close to some of like 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:16.160 the construction workers on the site because like. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:17.560 They would like they see them every day. 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:19.680 Yeah, they see them every day. My dad would like 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.520 bring them meals and stuff every once in a while 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:26.720 and like bring them water or whatever. But uh so 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:29.080 my dad basically met everybody on the lot, same with 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:33.240 my mom. And then one day this random guy that 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:34.760 my dad and mom never. 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:37.079 An instruction site and nobody know who you knew, who 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:37.400 you were? 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:49.000 Whoa girl? I don't know? I really don't know, Like 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:50.920 that was the definition of I'm in the middle of 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:52.960 his story and someone just said something, let me come 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:58.160 up with something quick, bitch. Yeah. So okay, So this 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:01.000 random ass dude came over to my house and was 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:05.960 like really really frantic, and he was like, I don't 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:08.560 know what to do, Like the helicopter just came. Like 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:10.360 someone chopped off their arm with a buzz saw in 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:12.000 the backyard, Like I don't know what the fuck to do. 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:13.679 I'm freaking out, Like can you help me? Like I'm 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:15.559 freaking out, Like someone cut their arm off with a 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:18.520 buzz saw in the backyard. And my dad was like, one, 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:22.319 who who are you too? My wife was home all day. 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:25.000 She would have fucking heard a helicopter land. Where the 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:27.640 fuck is gonna a helicopter gonna land. You've seen my house, 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:31.560 Like a helicopter's not gonna land anywhere around there. But 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:33.840 my dad was like, Okay, I mean, I guess you 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:36.280 can like hang out here for a little bit. And 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:38.440 then like my dad like brought him a beer because 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:40.360 he was really frantic and freaking the fuck out, and 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:43.160 he just chilled in the backyard whatever. They like hung 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:46.920 out for a little bit, no problem, no problems. Then 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:49.160 my dad just kind of believed it and was like okay, whatever. 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:53.720 And then like every once in a while, this dude, 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:55.760 since it was like a very long project, this dude 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:58.520 would come to like our house every once in a 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:00.320 while to just like hang out in. My dad and 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.760 him became like really close, and like it was like 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.280 my parents were so comfortable around him that like me 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:07.240 and my sister would like go swimming with him in 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:09.400 our pool and like we would hang out with him, 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:11.920 like we met him, like we were really friendly with him. 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:14.080 He was really friendly with us. It was like he 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:15.720 was like a really nice guy. I remember. It was 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:19.640 like really just like a chill situation all around, and 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:24.160 like some time passes like the relationship developed a little 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:27.959 bit more and like whatever, like uh, like we invite 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:29.760 him over for dinner and shit, and it's just like 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:32.000 it's a nice person to have around, like when he's 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.000 like working all day, like we let him come over 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:38.000 like hang out, like yeah, just like have dinner with 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:44.000 our family. And then he randomly like disappears, like like 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:46.600 in thin air, like he stops coming around. We have 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:49.520 no idea where the fuck he went, like for weeks 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:51.440 and weeks and weeks, and my dad was like, where 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:53.120 the fuck did this guy go? Like did he get 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.160 fired or what? And like he's gotten close to our family, 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:59.280 so we were like, oh, Like my dad was like, oh, 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:02.800 let me go as like the construction yard if they 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:05.320 know like where Bob White went, because he went by 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:07.800 the name Bob White and they went over, which. 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:12.040 Is also like false name number one just wait. 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:14.280 It gets it. Where he got the name is fucking crazy. 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:17.240 But basically he my dad went over and was like, yo, 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:20.200 where's like Bob White? Like uh, he was like really friendly. 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:22.240 I'm just curious. I'm just wondering if he's okay, like 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:23.880 kind of miss him around here. He's like a nice 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:26.480 person ever around and they were like a Bob White, Like, 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:29.160 who the fuck is that. We've never met up Bob 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:31.679 White in our entire life, like, let alone working on 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:35.520 our fucking like our site, our site, Like yeah, of course, 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:37.520 Like no, we don't know where the fuck he went. 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:39.760 My dad was like, huh, that's weird. I wonder if 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:43.520 like they just forgot about him or something. But like 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:49.040 it was a small crew, very weird first encounter whatever, whatever. 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:49.560 Whatever. 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:55.040 Well then uh, like a couple of weeks past and 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.839 like my parents are just like noticing like weird things 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:00.400 around the house, like like we'll go like they'll get 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:02.559 home from I'm getting like full body chills, Like we'll 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:04.720 get home from like work, and like or my dad 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:06.800 will get home from work, like it's really late at night, 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:09.800 and like the refrigerator in the garage will be like 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:12.320 wide open, and my dad like would yell at me 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:14.520 and my sister for like getting sodas and not opening 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:18.359 or shutting the refrigerator, and like just like random cabinets 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:20.160 in our house would be wide open in the middle 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.360 of the night, Like random cabinets in our garage would 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:24.040 be open in the middle of the night. Like just 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:28.040 weird shit like that. Yeah, and like my dad would 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:29.360 yell at me and mount and be like Yo, what 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:31.640 the fuck, Like why is all this shit happening? And 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:34.400 then it like escalated and like shit in our kitchen 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:37.080 would be open, and like it's just like weird little 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.560 things like that, like things like out of place, like 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:41.760 put into different places, and my dad was just like 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:44.120 kind of freaked out, but like also didn't think about 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:45.920 it much because he thought it was us like whatever. 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:51.360 And then like there would be like weird like I 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:55.560 don't know, just like just shits out there just like yeah, 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:59.040 and then like I don't know how to trends just 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.360 in this into the climates for the story without like 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:03.680 giving it all away, So I'm just gonna like kind 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.640 of go all in and like word vomit. But like 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:13.880 basically like my dad is asleep one night, or goes 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:17.600 to sleep one night, here's some sounds. Doesn't think anything 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:20.080 of it, like outside, because he had like a door 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:22.360 connecting to the backyard. Yeah, and he like, here's some 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:25.720 sounds out there. He thought like maybe it was some animals, 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:27.840 but like we're in like a suburban neighborhood, like we 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:29.680 don't get like big ass animals. And he was like 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.240 it was like a big sound. My mom heard it too, 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:32.680 she was like, what the fuck was that? Like that 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:37.320 was a big fucking sound. Whatever. My dad and mom 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:40.440 go to sleep that night, and they wake up the 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:42.720 next morning like nothing happened, Like they're just like going 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:46.720 about their day like whatever. And then like my dad 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:49.000 normally is like getting ready for work by now, but 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:51.120 he's like feeling really sick and under the weather, like 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:54.280 he's not feeling really well, so he like decides to 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:56.600 stay home, and my mom like every morning, goes into 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:59.160 her bathroom and like takes a bath, and me and 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:03.200 Madeline had like already been like dropped off at school, 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:05.720 so we're like out of the house. My dad stays 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:08.520 home from work. He's already normally gone by now, and 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:12.640 they're just like enjoying their morning as they normally would 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:15.440 like with my dad home from work. And my dad literally, 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:19.200 in like my entire life, I have never seen him 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:21.080 miss a day of work. I've never seen him sleep 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:22.840 in once for a day of work. I've never seen 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:25.360 a miss a day of work. Just like a very 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:30.320 very rare like thing to happen. And my dad like 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:32.200 just chugged some ni quill and like tries to go 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:34.480 back to sleep because he's like sick. He like doesn't 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:35.240 feel very well. 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:36.880 He actually was the first person with COVID. 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:42.240 Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, it was really Yeah, use station zero. 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:45.080 There's nothing that because this was when you were a kid. 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:46.000 That's what we're saying. 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:48.720 Yeah, like he got it and like cured himself, and 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:50.040 like everybody else just. 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:52.520 Like didn't know nothing. And that's why vaccines aren't real. 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:57.800 I'm sorry, no, wait, two things. It's the peanut fact. 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:00.480 Oh, no, work the peanut for me. 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:05.360 It's enough from the peanut factory. What did you say 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:05.679 about the. 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:09.040 Vaccine that they're very real and very potent. Everybody should 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:09.280 get one. 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:12.000 Oh they're potent. Wait why did I get the potent? 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:21.600 Okay, get keep going. So my dad's like knocked the 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:23.600 fuck out in bed. My mom is in the bathtub 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:27.120 and she gets like a call from a friend on 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:31.600 her cell phone and she's like, yo, like, uh, there's 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:35.840 like this random man like standing outside of your bathroom 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:38.320 window like looking in and it was like our one 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:40.280 of our friends. And my mom was like what the fuck? 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:42.560 And she like opens the window and she looks out 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:44.840 and she doesn't see anybody. And she's like, no, there's 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:48.320 not like whatever. And then she's like, oh, I could 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:50.080 have sworn I saw someone when I passed by. I 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:52.159 must say, must have been like a tree stump or something. 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:56.000 And my Mom's like okay, yeah, like whatever, Like she 0:17:56.040 --> 0:17:57.920 didn't think anything of it. She just thought her friend 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:00.720 was just like looking out for her. Yeah. And then 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:05.280 like my mom continued taking her bath and my dad 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:11.800 fully asleep, like this random fucking man, Bob White, at 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:15.480 this point, had entered our garage, grabbed a beer, chugged 0:18:15.480 --> 0:18:18.600 a beer, grabbed another one, chugged another one, and grabbed 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:21.639 a third beer, and walked all the way through our house. 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:24.480 It's the craziest fucking thing. He walked all the way 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:27.760 through our house, and my mom had like a curtain 0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:31.159 to the bathroom, and this man was just watching my 0:18:31.280 --> 0:18:33.960 mom bathe for like god knows how long, and God 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:35.840 knows what he was gonna do to my mom. And 0:18:36.000 --> 0:18:38.720 my dad rose out of bed and was like, Bob, 0:18:38.760 --> 0:18:40.200 what the fuck are you doing in my house? Like 0:18:40.200 --> 0:18:43.480 why are you watching my mom bathe? And like I 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:45.600 get like full body shows. It's like the most terrifying thing. 0:18:45.600 --> 0:18:47.040 And then he just sprinted out of the house, and 0:18:47.080 --> 0:18:50.080 my parents like called the cops and like, basically this 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:54.200 man had like such a gnarly record. He had like 0:18:54.840 --> 0:18:58.639 child abuse charges, he had like our word charges, sexual 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:00.560 assault charges, and he had been in and out of 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:03.159 jail his entire life. And like you can look at 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:04.280 this shit, just like. 0:19:04.280 --> 0:19:07.720 Lie, yeah, that is so scared. 0:19:07.880 --> 0:19:09.119 You went to jail. You know how you got the 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:11.359 fucking garage code to get into our house One of 0:19:11.359 --> 0:19:13.199 the days he just looked over my dad's shoulder and 0:19:13.240 --> 0:19:14.760 like got the code to the garage And that's how 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:16.840 he was able to get into our house and steal 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:18.000 little things and like. 0:19:18.040 --> 0:19:20.359 And that's why you shouldn't trust anybody or make new 0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:22.280 fucking friends, because everybody's fucking. 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:24.879 Even more creepy when you remember that, Like he was 0:19:24.920 --> 0:19:27.960 swimming with my sister and I and like yeah, and 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:30.359 my sister was like in her bathing suit. It's just 0:19:30.400 --> 0:19:32.520 so fucking weird. And the craziest part is his name, 0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:36.600 Bob White, is a street like three or four blocks 0:19:36.640 --> 0:19:39.000 away from our house that like he just made up 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:40.320 on the way to our house and. 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:43.359