Speaker 1: Oh. My name is Don Saldivar, and welcome to my
Speaker 1: new game show, Cash Trunk. We drive around looking for
Speaker 1: unsuspecting people to step into my car. But what they
Speaker 1: don't know is that we've turned my car into a
Speaker 1: game show. I quiz passengers all the way to their destination.
Speaker 1: But if they get three wrong, they're out of here.
Speaker 1: Let's hit the road now, all right? Where to uh? Four? Please?
Speaker 1: You got it? My name is Joey. By the way,
Speaker 1: I like to bond with everybody who's vaccine. I'm in right,
Speaker 1: all right, cool, I prefer quiet. It's actually hey, uh,
Speaker 1: you don't have one of those little TVs, one of
Speaker 1: the the cap TVs. Those are like my favorite, that's
Speaker 1: like my favorite part of the cap. Well, this isn't
Speaker 1: a regular taxi. Oh ship? Wait? Is am I on
Speaker 1: cash cap? Oh? No, ow, you're on cash Trunk. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take you to your destination, but along the way,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be asking you some trivia questions. Each question
Speaker 1: is worth cold hard cash, but if you get three wrong,
Speaker 1: we will drop you off on the side of the
Speaker 1: road in a ditch. We're in Manhattan. There's no there's
Speaker 1: no dick. Don't slow me get a store. That's oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's down. Oh, son't worry. We're taking the
Speaker 1: scenic route to give you more chances to win some money.
Speaker 1: How does that sound? I don't want to do that. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'll walk, I'll walk and walk. It's cash trunk. First question,
Speaker 1: books missed the turn. I'm gonna papa ue. Hey man,
Speaker 1: that's fine. You can ask you to market market alright.
Speaker 1: Question one in Stephen King's original Shawshank Redemption story, how
Speaker 1: much money does Andy Dufrain smuggle into prison via his butt?
Speaker 1: I've never I've never seen the movie. It's thirty years
Speaker 1: old and I haven't seen it. The movies older than me.
Speaker 1: I um uh uh fuck? Oh so close. You know what,
Speaker 1: if you need help, you have a lifeline. Do you
Speaker 1: want to use your lifeline? I feel like you're struggling here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Well all you have to do is punch
Speaker 1: out that break light right there and flag somebody down.
Speaker 1: Thought I was gonna be. I'll ask them to roll
Speaker 1: their window down and they can help you answer the question.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and knock that brake light out, and I
Speaker 1: can trust you to do that. Like you're actually gonna
Speaker 1: ask him because I can't see. I can't see ship.
Speaker 1: Just go ahead and pudge that brake light out. Okay, Wow,
Speaker 1: that next car really noticed that. All right, let's see,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull up to them. Uh No, we're just
Speaker 1: gonna keep driving here. Uh, they're just gonna drive right
Speaker 1: next to us. Let me see the roll under window,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, he's holding up his fingers to
Speaker 1: show the number ten. Now he's flashing them two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Speaker 1: eight nine ten. Oh damn. He drove off a cliff.
Speaker 1: But it seems like he was saying, where are they?
Speaker 1: We're in Manhattan, driving you to your destination. Actually, I
Speaker 1: gotta pop a you you was it? Was it ten? Out?
Speaker 1: Was it ten tho dollars? That is incorrect? Oh it
Speaker 1: was one hundred dollars. Jeez, it's like you want to
Speaker 1: get dropped off in a ditch. I would I actually
Speaker 1: would prefer not. Alright, we're going on to question number two.
Speaker 1: That's strike one, But you got a question number two.
Speaker 1: God damn, the person in front of me is going
Speaker 1: too damn slow. Let me speed up real quick. Damn
Speaker 1: ambulances in this city, I swear, alright. Question number two, sure,
Speaker 1: who cares. But what is the female gonad? You have
Speaker 1: multiple choice on this one, the uterus, the ovary, or
Speaker 1: the brain. Huh, don't and don't answer the nickname for
Speaker 1: for for dick and stuff. I don't have the answer
Speaker 1: to that right here. I'm just kind of going off
Speaker 1: the top of my head on these questions, unfortunately, just
Speaker 1: sort of making them up because I go along. Oh
Speaker 1: so close, Seriously, this ditch is getting closer and closer.
Speaker 1: It was the ovary. It was the ovary. Oh so
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Oh, we're going on to a bumpy road.
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It's time for the off
Speaker 1: road round. No multiple choices, and it's a lightning round,
Speaker 1: so you have to answer quickly. But of course if
Speaker 1: you get three of these wrong, that counts as one
Speaker 1: more strike and you are out. Are you ready for
Speaker 1: the bumpy road round out? I'm gonna take that as
Speaker 1: always as a yes. All right, okay? First question, what
Speaker 1: is the square root of nine hundred sixty two to
Speaker 1: the nearest integer? I'm gonna kill myself. Oh so close,
Speaker 1: thirty one? All right? Next should how do you pronounce
Speaker 1: the number thirty one in Latin? But they all went
Speaker 1: on so honestly incredibly close, trigging top unas, top unas. Alright,
Speaker 1: one more question, Joey. If you get this one wrong,
Speaker 1: we are kicking you out of this car. Do you understand? Yes,
Speaker 1: I truly can't tell that's a good or a bad
Speaker 1: thing at this point. Again, we're still on this bumpy road.
Speaker 1: To watch your head, please be careful. Wow, what a
Speaker 1: bumpy road we've got here. It's it's causing all kinds
Speaker 1: of havoc. All right, Joey, here's your question. You gotta
Speaker 1: get this one right unless you want me to drop
Speaker 1: you off in this ditch, which it feels like you do.
Speaker 1: But here we go. What is the capital of the
Speaker 1: United States? Washington, Washington, d C. That's correct, all right,
Speaker 1: that is correct, all right, But we're gonna keep going.
Speaker 1: Of course, we still got quite a few questions. This
Speaker 1: is a long, umpy road, all right, Joey. What is
Speaker 1: the square root of thirty one to the nearest hundred
Speaker 1: of a decimal? Uh? Uh uh five five five point
Speaker 1: three point three one pot close five point five six
Speaker 1: And unfortunately that is three incorrect answers. You're unfortunately still
Speaker 1: five miles away from your destination, which is actually further
Speaker 1: away than where you got picked up. Sorry about that.
Speaker 1: I think I took a wrong turn at some point.
Speaker 1: All right, thanks for playing. Yeah, okay, I don't where's
Speaker 1: my phone on my phone? Oh? Sorry, I can't give
Speaker 1: that back to you. Can't ruin the sanctity of the game.
Speaker 1: So here we go. All right, Well we left that
Speaker 1: person in a ditch. Let's see who we're picking up next.
Speaker 1: After the break man, we're really out in the middle
Speaker 1: of nowhere. Huh hi, Hey, hey, where too? Um David Busters? Please?
Speaker 1: Sounds good? Just one sec. You're on past trunk? What
Speaker 1: is past trunk? Out? Rules are simple. I promise I'm
Speaker 1: taking you to your destination. On the way, I'm going
Speaker 1: to ask you some trivia questions. Each question is worth
Speaker 1: ten dollars cash. If you get three wrong, I drop
Speaker 1: you off in a ditch. Does that sound all right
Speaker 1: to you? You promise, yeah, sure, why not? But you
Speaker 1: gotta get my trivia questions right on the way to
Speaker 1: your destination. Do you think you can handle that? Yeah? Alright?
Speaker 1: I love the enthusiasm. Okay, is this film? It's recorded,
Speaker 1: It's an audio game show. It's the hot new thing.
Speaker 1: Why do you ask? Is this a game show or
Speaker 1: is this just like what you do? Well, it is
Speaker 1: what I do, and then somebody offered me a little
Speaker 1: bit of money to make it a game show podcast.
Speaker 1: I hear it's the hot new thing. Everybody's doing it.
Speaker 1: Codan O'Brien has what I believe. Oh cool, sound legit?
Speaker 1: All right, let's do this. I love the enthusiasm. Let's
Speaker 1: get into it. Question number one, Damn, I just ran
Speaker 1: over a cute little bunny there, alright? Question number one, No, No,
Speaker 1: that was I'm pretty sure that was a bunny. Could
Speaker 1: have been a cap, but I'm fairly certain it was
Speaker 1: a bunny. Alright. Question number one. I didn't have time
Speaker 1: to celebrate this year, but International Day for the Elimination
Speaker 1: of Violence against Women is around? What holiday? Got a
Speaker 1: multiple choice here? Easter, Thanksgiving or pay Day? And of
Speaker 1: course you have one lifeline if you need it. Let
Speaker 1: me know Easter, Thanksgiving or pay Day? Okay, I have
Speaker 1: a guest. I have a guest me through that. Can
Speaker 1: you tell me about the lifeline? Yes, if you need help,
Speaker 1: you can punch that break light out and flag somebody down. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'll just go with my guest. Um is
Speaker 1: it Easter, oh so close Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving Elimination of Violence
Speaker 1: against Women Day is around Thanksgiving. I'm surprised you didn't
Speaker 1: know that, but okay, wow, that is that is strike one.
Speaker 1: That is unfortunate. And we have still a ways away
Speaker 1: to your destination. So there's a lot writing on question
Speaker 1: number two. You know, I I can't really count that good.
Speaker 1: All right, we're going into question number two. Are you
Speaker 1: ready for it? Yeah? Here we go up. We're passing
Speaker 1: through a school zone with the speed up real quick.
Speaker 1: He alright. Question number two in the clotrus whatever that
Speaker 1: is was labeled by a French physician member on tool,
Speaker 1: which translates to what the shameful member, the dishonorable organ,
Speaker 1: or the old wives tale. Al Right, of course you
Speaker 1: still have a lifeline on the block. But I want
Speaker 1: to hear your thought process here. Okay, well, I it's
Speaker 1: the first one that was member because you said like member,
Speaker 1: so those sounds similar. So that I think is my
Speaker 1: most educated guest. But I just really don't know like
Speaker 1: this would be a guest again. Um, so I punch
Speaker 1: through the brake light. Just go ahead and punch that
Speaker 1: brake light out and flag somebody down. Okay, um okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, okay, okay, alright, I think you need one
Speaker 1: more to get it out. I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: if that was that was hard enough? Actually, can I can?
Speaker 1: I kick? It doesn't have to be a punch, you
Speaker 1: can try. I find it easier to just punch it
Speaker 1: out in the times that I've practiced this game at
Speaker 1: home by myself. But yeah, go ahead, whatever whatever will work,
Speaker 1: all right. I'm just I'm just going to use my
Speaker 1: foot real quick because my hand is bleeding. Um okay, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so now I can ask, Yeah, just flag somebody down.
Speaker 1: Do whatever hand gesture you think would flag somebody down.
Speaker 1: Sticking alright, that middle finger might not be might not
Speaker 1: be the best thing to do. Just try to flag
Speaker 1: somebody down there. I'm in a car trunk. I'm a
Speaker 1: woman in a car trunk. Hello, all right, we got somebody,
Speaker 1: We got a concerned citizen. So we're gonna drive up
Speaker 1: right next to the match their speed here, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have them roll their window down, all right, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and ask them the question in
Speaker 1: the clitoris whatever that is was labeled by a French
Speaker 1: physician membore on toe, which translates to what shameful member,
Speaker 1: dishonorable organ, or old wives tale? All right, she's she's
Speaker 1: rubbing her two index fingers together, one on top of
Speaker 1: the other. All right, she's holding up a DVD copy
Speaker 1: of the third Austin Powers movie. Okay, I don't know
Speaker 1: if that helps you, but memborate on toe translates to
Speaker 1: what the shameful member, the dishonorable organ, or the old
Speaker 1: wives tale? Okay, um, I think it's the shameful member
Speaker 1: that is correct. All right, that is ten. There's cash,
Speaker 1: But of course we are we Oh, we're almost there,
Speaker 1: but actually my ex lives on the street, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take the long way. Oh oh, yellow light challenge?
Speaker 1: Do I speed up or slow down? Do I speed up?
Speaker 1: Or do I slow down? Too late? Ship? Ship? I
Speaker 1: think that was a cop stay trooper. Ah, we're getting
Speaker 1: pulled over. You know what that means? If we don't
Speaker 1: hate that I'm in here, of course it is. But
Speaker 1: we are getting pulled over, So you know what that means.
Speaker 1: It's time for the getting pulled over around questions are
Speaker 1: worth double after the break act, Cool act, cool back, Hey,
Speaker 1: good evening, good evening, officer, and welcome to cash trunk. Sir,
Speaker 1: Do you have a person in the trunk of your
Speaker 1: car that's right and they need your help answering questions
Speaker 1: to win some cash? Oh my god, I love game shows. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: how can I help? All right? Your question for both
Speaker 1: you and our person in the trunk is I believe
Speaker 1: her name is Mary. I'm getting word from in my ear.
Speaker 1: What was the name of the c I A operation
Speaker 1: that killed Osama bin Lauded. You have a multiple choice here,
Speaker 1: Operation Neptune Spear, Operation Apollo Arrow, or Operation kill Osama
Speaker 1: bin Lauded. Okay, okay, pretty straightforward answer, or with se there? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you can you can't go ahead and and and
Speaker 1: chat amongst yourself, can confer on on what you think
Speaker 1: the answer might be? The CIA operation that killed Osama
Speaker 1: bin Lauded. Well, I was real happy they got that
Speaker 1: some bitch. But you know, I wish I could have
Speaker 1: done it myself, but I didn't. And if I would have,
Speaker 1: you know, if I got to name the operation, I
Speaker 1: would have said Operation in Dan Salvodard that's my name,
Speaker 1: because I would have done it myself. But I gotta
Speaker 1: think that the people at the CIA are real straight shooters.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna go ahead and say that. You know,
Speaker 1: they just named it Operation kill Osama Bin Lan and
Speaker 1: that's my final answer. First things First, our person in
Speaker 1: the trunk, Mary is it is gonna have to give
Speaker 1: the final answer. Confirm on the final answer. But I trouble. No,
Speaker 1: We're fine. Mary. You got a headlight out and that's
Speaker 1: the only issue here. Otherwise I'm please be cool, Just
Speaker 1: be cool about that, all right. I had to I
Speaker 1: had to ask, is your name Dan salty Bar? That
Speaker 1: is correct? Yeah, my name is Don SALTI bar, You're Don,
Speaker 1: I'm Don, You're Dan? Wait? Are are we cousins? I
Speaker 1: mean very well, you don't even see Latino at all.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna go ahead and say we're probably cousins
Speaker 1: by marriage. Wow, Oh my god, crazy. I've been really
Speaker 1: good just hosting this game show Cash Drunk. You know
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a living um not not too much.
Speaker 1: I most I get mostly paid by the fair that
Speaker 1: I that I get from people. But you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's mostly at nights. It's a it's a regular cap
Speaker 1: but it's great. Well, you look good. It seems like
Speaker 1: you're doing great for yourself. Oh thanks man, Yeah you too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How long have you get up patrol in this highway?
Speaker 1: Or the old badge and gun? You know, the old
Speaker 1: badge and gun just like just like mob used to make.
Speaker 1: All right, But let's go ahead and just confer. Mary,
Speaker 1: can you believe this is my cousin what you're I
Speaker 1: guess we were talking a little lower. We should, we
Speaker 1: should be shouting more. Mary, So that me, me and
Speaker 1: my cousin have been conferring. My cousin thinks that the
Speaker 1: answer is Operation kill Osama Bin Laden. Again, the answers
Speaker 1: are Operation Neptune Spear, Operation Apollo Arrow In, Operation kill
Speaker 1: Osama Bin Lada. Mary, what are you thinking? Oh? I
Speaker 1: don't want to say something that Dan Wasn't Dan, I do?
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to really, it's crazy, right, Isn't that
Speaker 1: the craziest thing? But you really will have to enunciate.
Speaker 1: It's hard to hear you back in that trunk. Okay. So,
Speaker 1: on the one hand, I don't feel very confident in
Speaker 1: Dan's answer. But on the other hand, I'm gonna feel
Speaker 1: like a real hell if I don't say his answer,
Speaker 1: and that drink out to be the right answer. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and lock in operations. What's the assassinate?
Speaker 1: What is it? I'm gonna need an exact same Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: operation kill Osama bin Laden. And that is my final answering.
Speaker 1: That is oh incorrect. Wow, that is that is strike two.
Speaker 1: That is strike two. It was it was Operation Neptune Spear,
Speaker 1: Operation Neptune Spear. But you still have you still have
Speaker 1: ten dollars cash. You're almost at your destination. But you
Speaker 1: know what, Hey, Dan, do you want to just pop
Speaker 1: in the backseat just kind of hang out for the
Speaker 1: rest of the ride. Sure, yeah, let me. I'll just
Speaker 1: leave the car right here, I'll come in great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't even turn off the lights. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: All right, what a what a fun time. But Mary,
Speaker 1: of course, there is a lot writing on this last question.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and let Dan Dan help you out.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't sound like he's been too much help
Speaker 1: so far. All right, we're going into question number four.
Speaker 1: This is where ten dollars. If you get it wrong,
Speaker 1: you're out of here. And Dan, I forgot to mention
Speaker 1: we'll probably have to teamwork drop her off in a
Speaker 1: ditch somewhere. That's fine, sounds great, alright. Question number four,
Speaker 1: What is the name of s n L alum Chris
Speaker 1: Cantans memoir? Is it Behind the Mango? Mr? Peepers? Was
Speaker 1: my father called me? Chris? Or Baby Don't Hurt Me?
Speaker 1: Stories and Scars? All right? What are you two thinking? Mary?
Speaker 1: What are you thinking? I think it's either one or three.
Speaker 1: Do you remember what they were? What the what the
Speaker 1: names of those things were. It's the first one I
Speaker 1: believe was behind Mango, correct, Behind the Mango, Behind the Mango,
Speaker 1: and the third one, baby Don't Hurt Me, Stories and Scars? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe you said that. It's just really hard to
Speaker 1: hear you from again. You're in the trunk, all right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have no clue. I was always more of a
Speaker 1: mad TV guy, I like Stewart, and so this Chris
Speaker 1: Cattan fella, I know of him, but I can't say
Speaker 1: that I know enough about him to guess what his
Speaker 1: memoir would be. But the Mango one sounds kind of nice,
Speaker 1: and you know, it's a fun name for a memoir.
Speaker 1: I can I can say he was in quirky romano
Speaker 1: if that helps at all? All right? Well that doesn't,
Speaker 1: That doesn't help all right? Right, you know I was
Speaker 1: wondering if it did or not. All right, Mary, what
Speaker 1: are you thinking? You have? You have my my cousin
Speaker 1: Dan saying that it's behind the mango sounds right, but
Speaker 1: more of a mad TV guy anyway, So you know,
Speaker 1: and and didn't help too much on the last one,
Speaker 1: and you were between two answers. There's a lot writing
Speaker 1: on this, Mary, what are you thinking right now? Now?
Speaker 1: I know this is this is really tough. You know,
Speaker 1: I got ten dollars on the line, or you know
Speaker 1: I could go it um somewhere, which isn't really close
Speaker 1: to David Buster's at all. Probably um um. But I
Speaker 1: feel pretty good about my answer, and let's lock in. Um.
Speaker 1: It's the last one. Baby, don't hurt me such and
Speaker 1: such such a baby, don't hurt me stories and scars. Mary, Yes,
Speaker 1: that is correct, And you've made it to your destination,
Speaker 1: made it safe and sound. Mary, how do you win anything?
Speaker 1: I never win anything. Well, tonight your luck has changed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's getting a little late. I'm really glad we
Speaker 1: didn't have to drop you off in that ditch. Oh Mary,
Speaker 1: against all odds, you made it. I guess it helps
Speaker 1: that you only wanted to go right down the block.
Speaker 1: But of course, how how do you feel? How do
Speaker 1: you feel? Say it one more time for the people
Speaker 1: at home? I guess want cash trunk and I'm feeling trunk.
Speaker 1: You sure are all right? I'm gonna let you out now, baby,
Speaker 1: don't hurt me. All right, So you're walking away with
Speaker 1: seventy five dollars in cash. Here you go. Now you
Speaker 1: just have to pay your fare and it's seventy seven
Speaker 1: dollars and fifty cents. So, um, I don't want to
Speaker 1: Oh wow, um, I guess you're going back in the trunk.
Speaker 1: Damn good bloody hands shot up. Alright, Dan, well, I
Speaker 1: think that's the that's the end of the end of
Speaker 1: the show. Do you want you want to go grab
Speaker 1: something something? Yeah, let's take the squad car out to
Speaker 1: David Buster Les gona have a bite. Yeah, you know what,
Speaker 1: Let's just leave this car here. Sounds great. My car
Speaker 1: is much better anyway, all right, Oh and join us
Speaker 1: next time for cash Trunk. Junior