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Speaker 1: Oh. My name is Don Saldivar, and welcome to my

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Speaker 1: new game show, Cash Trunk. We drive around looking for

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Speaker 1: unsuspecting people to step into my car. But what they

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Speaker 1: don't know is that we've turned my car into a

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Speaker 1: game show. I quiz passengers all the way to their destination.

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Speaker 1: But if they get three wrong, they're out of here.

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Speaker 1: Let's hit the road now, all right? Where to uh? Four? Please?

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Speaker 1: You got it? My name is Joey. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I like to bond with everybody who's vaccine. I'm in right,

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Speaker 1: all right, cool, I prefer quiet. It's actually hey, uh,

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Speaker 1: you don't have one of those little TVs, one of

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Speaker 1: the the cap TVs. Those are like my favorite, that's

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Speaker 1: like my favorite part of the cap. Well, this isn't

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Speaker 1: a regular taxi. Oh ship? Wait? Is am I on

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Speaker 1: cash cap? Oh? No, ow, you're on cash Trunk. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna take you to your destination, but along the way,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be asking you some trivia questions. Each question

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Speaker 1: is worth cold hard cash, but if you get three wrong,

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Speaker 1: we will drop you off on the side of the

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Speaker 1: road in a ditch. We're in Manhattan. There's no there's

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Speaker 1: no dick. Don't slow me get a store. That's oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that's down. Oh, son't worry. We're taking the

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Speaker 1: scenic route to give you more chances to win some money.

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Speaker 1: How does that sound? I don't want to do that. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'll walk, I'll walk and walk. It's cash trunk. First question,

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Speaker 1: books missed the turn. I'm gonna papa ue. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. You can ask you to market market alright.

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Speaker 1: Question one in Stephen King's original Shawshank Redemption story, how

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Speaker 1: much money does Andy Dufrain smuggle into prison via his butt?

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Speaker 1: I've never I've never seen the movie. It's thirty years

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Speaker 1: old and I haven't seen it. The movies older than me.

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Speaker 1: I um uh uh fuck? Oh so close. You know what,

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Speaker 1: if you need help, you have a lifeline. Do you

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Speaker 1: want to use your lifeline? I feel like you're struggling here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well all you have to do is punch

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Speaker 1: out that break light right there and flag somebody down.

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Speaker 1: Thought I was gonna be. I'll ask them to roll

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Speaker 1: their window down and they can help you answer the question.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead and knock that brake light out, and I

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Speaker 1: can trust you to do that. Like you're actually gonna

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Speaker 1: ask him because I can't see. I can't see ship.

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Speaker 1: Just go ahead and pudge that brake light out. Okay, Wow,

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Speaker 1: that next car really noticed that. All right, let's see,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull up to them. Uh No, we're just

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Speaker 1: gonna keep driving here. Uh, they're just gonna drive right

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Speaker 1: next to us. Let me see the roll under window,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, he's holding up his fingers to

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Speaker 1: show the number ten. Now he's flashing them two, three, four, five, six, seven,

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Speaker 1: eight nine ten. Oh damn. He drove off a cliff.

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Speaker 1: But it seems like he was saying, where are they?

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Speaker 1: We're in Manhattan, driving you to your destination. Actually, I

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Speaker 1: gotta pop a you you was it? Was it ten? Out?

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Speaker 1: Was it ten tho dollars? That is incorrect? Oh it

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Speaker 1: was one hundred dollars. Jeez, it's like you want to

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Speaker 1: get dropped off in a ditch. I would I actually

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Speaker 1: would prefer not. Alright, we're going on to question number two.

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Speaker 1: That's strike one, But you got a question number two.

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Speaker 1: God damn, the person in front of me is going

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Speaker 1: too damn slow. Let me speed up real quick. Damn

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Speaker 1: ambulances in this city, I swear, alright. Question number two, sure,

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Speaker 1: who cares. But what is the female gonad? You have

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Speaker 1: multiple choice on this one, the uterus, the ovary, or

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Speaker 1: the brain. Huh, don't and don't answer the nickname for

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Speaker 1: for for dick and stuff. I don't have the answer

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Speaker 1: to that right here. I'm just kind of going off

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Speaker 1: the top of my head on these questions, unfortunately, just

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Speaker 1: sort of making them up because I go along. Oh

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Speaker 1: so close, Seriously, this ditch is getting closer and closer.

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Speaker 1: It was the ovary. It was the ovary. Oh so

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. Oh, we're going on to a bumpy road.

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Speaker 1: You know what that means. It's time for the off

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Speaker 1: road round. No multiple choices, and it's a lightning round,

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Speaker 1: so you have to answer quickly. But of course if

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Speaker 1: you get three of these wrong, that counts as one

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Speaker 1: more strike and you are out. Are you ready for

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Speaker 1: the bumpy road round out? I'm gonna take that as

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Speaker 1: always as a yes. All right, okay? First question, what

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Speaker 1: on so honestly incredibly close, trigging top unas, top unas. Alright,

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Speaker 1: one more question, Joey. If you get this one wrong,

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Speaker 1: we are kicking you out of this car. Do you understand? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I truly can't tell that's a good or a bad

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Speaker 1: thing at this point. Again, we're still on this bumpy road.

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Speaker 1: bumpy road we've got here. It's it's causing all kinds

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Speaker 1: you off in this ditch, which it feels like you do.

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Speaker 1: But here we go. What is the capital of the

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Speaker 1: United States? Washington, Washington, d C. That's correct, all right,

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Speaker 1: that is correct, all right, But we're gonna keep going.

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Speaker 1: Of course, we still got quite a few questions. This

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Speaker 1: is a long, umpy road, all right, Joey. What is

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Speaker 1: the square root of thirty one to the nearest hundred

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Speaker 1: of a decimal? Uh? Uh uh five five five point

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Speaker 1: three point three one pot close five point five six

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Speaker 1: And unfortunately that is three incorrect answers. You're unfortunately still

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Speaker 1: five miles away from your destination, which is actually further

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Speaker 1: away than where you got picked up. Sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: I think I took a wrong turn at some point.

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Speaker 1: All right, thanks for playing. Yeah, okay, I don't where's

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Speaker 1: my phone on my phone? Oh? Sorry, I can't give

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Speaker 1: that back to you. Can't ruin the sanctity of the game.

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Speaker 1: So here we go. All right, Well we left that

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Speaker 1: person in a ditch. Let's see who we're picking up next.

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Speaker 1: After the break man, we're really out in the middle

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Speaker 1: of nowhere. Huh hi, Hey, hey, where too? Um David Busters? Please?

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Speaker 1: Sounds good? Just one sec. You're on past trunk? What

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Speaker 1: is past trunk? Out? Rules are simple. I promise I'm

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Speaker 1: taking you to your destination. On the way, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to ask you some trivia questions. Each question is worth

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Speaker 1: ten dollars cash. If you get three wrong, I drop

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Speaker 1: you off in a ditch. Does that sound all right

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Speaker 1: to you? You promise, yeah, sure, why not? But you

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Speaker 1: gotta get my trivia questions right on the way to

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Speaker 1: your destination. Do you think you can handle that? Yeah? Alright?

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Speaker 1: I love the enthusiasm. Okay, is this film? It's recorded,

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Speaker 1: It's an audio game show. It's the hot new thing.

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Speaker 1: Why do you ask? Is this a game show or

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Speaker 1: is this just like what you do? Well, it is

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Speaker 1: I hear it's the hot new thing. Everybody's doing it.

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Speaker 1: Codan O'Brien has what I believe. Oh cool, sound legit?

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Speaker 1: All right, let's do this. I love the enthusiasm. Let's

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Speaker 1: get into it. Question number one, Damn, I just ran

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Speaker 1: over a cute little bunny there, alright? Question number one, No, No,

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Speaker 1: that was I'm pretty sure that was a bunny. Could

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Speaker 1: a bunny. Alright. Question number one. I didn't have time

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Speaker 1: to celebrate this year, but International Day for the Elimination

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Speaker 1: of Violence against Women is around? What holiday? Got a

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Speaker 1: multiple choice here? Easter, Thanksgiving or pay Day? And of

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Speaker 1: course you have one lifeline if you need it. Let

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Speaker 1: me know Easter, Thanksgiving or pay Day? Okay, I have

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Speaker 1: a guest. I have a guest me through that. Can

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Speaker 1: you tell me about the lifeline? Yes, if you need help,

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Speaker 1: you can punch that break light out and flag somebody down. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it Easter, oh so close Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving Elimination of Violence

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Speaker 1: against Women Day is around Thanksgiving. I'm surprised you didn't

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Speaker 1: know that, but okay, wow, that is that is strike one.

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Speaker 1: That is unfortunate. And we have still a ways away

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Speaker 1: All right, we're going into question number two. Are you

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Speaker 1: ready for it? Yeah? Here we go up. We're passing

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Speaker 1: He alright. Question number two in the clotrus whatever that

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Speaker 1: which translates to what the shameful member, the dishonorable organ,

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Speaker 1: or the old wives tale. Al Right, of course you

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Speaker 1: still have a lifeline on the block. But I want

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Speaker 1: to hear your thought process here. Okay, well, I it's

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Speaker 1: this would be a guest again. Um, so I punch

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Speaker 1: if that was that was hard enough? Actually, can I can?

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Speaker 1: so now I can ask, Yeah, just flag somebody down.

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Speaker 1: Do whatever hand gesture you think would flag somebody down.

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Speaker 1: Sticking alright, that middle finger might not be might not

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Speaker 1: We got a concerned citizen. So we're gonna drive up

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Speaker 1: physician membore on toe, which translates to what shameful member,

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Speaker 1: rubbing her two index fingers together, one on top of

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Speaker 1: of the third Austin Powers movie. Okay, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what the shameful member, the dishonorable organ, or the old

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Speaker 1: wives tale? Okay, um, I think it's the shameful member

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Speaker 1: that is correct. All right, that is ten. There's cash,

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Speaker 1: But of course we are we Oh, we're almost there,

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Speaker 1: but actually my ex lives on the street, so I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna take the long way. Oh oh, yellow light challenge?

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Speaker 1: Do I speed up or slow down? Do I speed up?

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Speaker 1: Or do I slow down? Too late? Ship? Ship? I

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Speaker 1: pulled over. You know what that means? If we don't

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Speaker 1: hate that I'm in here, of course it is. But

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Speaker 1: we are getting pulled over, So you know what that means.

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Speaker 1: It's time for the getting pulled over around questions are

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Speaker 1: worth double after the break act, Cool act, cool back, Hey,

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Speaker 1: good evening, good evening, officer, and welcome to cash trunk. Sir,

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Speaker 1: Do you have a person in the trunk of your

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Speaker 1: car that's right and they need your help answering questions

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Speaker 1: to win some cash? Oh my god, I love game shows. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I never win anything. Well, tonight your luck has changed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Damn good bloody hands shot up. Alright, Dan, well, I

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