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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: open up and say, ah, excuse me, Hello Dean, how

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm sorry about the weirdness for the start

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Speaker 1: of the phone call. My name is Juniper and I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from Dintal about your gum grafting appointment this afternoon.

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Speaker 1: Just confirming that you're still going to make it in

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Speaker 1: here so that we fix your gums and put some

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Speaker 1: new meat on your bones.

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Speaker 2: Are you all right?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, I'm perfectly fine. Do I sound like there's

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Speaker 1: a problem. I'm actually very excited to be conducting your

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Speaker 1: surgery today.

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Speaker 2: You'll wait, see you're going to be doing the surgery.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'll be the attending surgeon. It will be me

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Speaker 1: and a couple of accomplices, but we will be taking

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Speaker 1: our time. Yes, a couple of hygenists to help me

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Speaker 1: get in there and find the areas where we need

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Speaker 1: to add some new gums onto your precious teeth and

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Speaker 1: make sure that they're protected properly.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm just calling to confirm everything with you and see

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Speaker 1: how you're feeling. Sometimes. I know that these types of

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Speaker 1: procedures can be a little nerve racking for people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, I'm a little nervous about it, but

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Speaker 2: I'm actually getting more nervous.

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Speaker 1: Well as the countdown begins. I'm sure you would be,

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Speaker 1: but I want to let you know you're in very

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Speaker 1: capable hands. I've done many of these gum grafting procedures

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Speaker 1: and it's quite a passion of mine. You're nice and comfortable.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I am nervous about it, but I don't

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Speaker 2: know that you're not making me feel better.

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Speaker 1: You did elect for donor gums, that's correct.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I wanted to do the donor, yes, and.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you know we have a

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Speaker 1: very capable donor and the gums are perfect that we'll

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Speaker 1: be giving you, so your new gums will be shiny

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Speaker 1: and new and ready to take on anything that you

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Speaker 1: might want to put in your mouth.

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Speaker 2: Uh, I don't know, and I do you know you're.

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Speaker 1: Right there on the spot.

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Speaker 2: You can do it all on the spot.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I take it directly from the donor and then

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Speaker 1: place it into your mouth and the appropriate part of

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Speaker 1: where it should go, all right there and one and

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Speaker 1: one swoop so that everything can be as quick as possible,

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Speaker 1: and the gums from the donor, don't waste any time

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Speaker 1: in the open air before going into your body. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god?

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Speaker 2: Okay are you Are you trying to say the donor

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Speaker 2: is going to be sitting next to me and you're

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Speaker 2: going to take their gums out?

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Speaker 1: Oh well, no, the donor will be me.

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Speaker 2: What what the what?

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Speaker 1: Yes? That will be I've decided that for this surgery,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be the one giving you my tissue.

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: So I'll be extracting it from my own mouth and

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Speaker 1: stitching it into your mouth.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: You don't need gums?

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Speaker 1: Bonding in a way that I've never bonded with a

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Speaker 1: client before.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well this is disgusting. I have I don't need.

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Speaker 2: What is wrong with you? All right? I don't want

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Speaker 2: your gums in my mouth.

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Speaker 1: I care about I care about my clients and the

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Speaker 1: people that I operate on a lot when I do

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Speaker 1: these gums procedures. And I thought you might be honored

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Speaker 1: to have my gums, because I'd be honored to get.

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Speaker 2: All right, But there's no way that's happening. You can

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Speaker 2: cancel my appointment. I don't want your gums. I don't

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Speaker 2: want I'm not coming. Okay, I'm not coming in. You're

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Speaker 2: you're insane. You're not going anywhere near my mouth. Perfect,

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you that right now.

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Speaker 3: Hey Dean, Dean, this is actually Doubile from the Jubil

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Speaker 3: Show doing a phone brank on you and your wife.

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Speaker 1: Patsy set you up.

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Speaker 2: Wait that was a joke.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's actually a radio show that your wife listens to.

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Speaker 3: And she said you had an appointment to get gum

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Speaker 3: surgery today and wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't even know what. Oh goll right,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. If you're a lot better right now,

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Speaker 2: that was really insane. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with double phone pranks