Speaker 1: Get you know, boys, it's back and reot it all
Speaker 1: in your mind. Yeah, and that deep throating. This is
Speaker 1: for the streets, the reel, the rail roaded, the distant franchise,
Speaker 1: the Truth Escape Doulding, And they ain't know when we
Speaker 1: speak the truth, so they quoted because we wrote it.
Speaker 1: The North South East Coat the g B my keeping
Speaker 1: your head, Bobby, it ain't no stopping and wants to
Speaker 1: be drips head by then the system is so corrupt
Speaker 1: they throw the rock out of their heads and then
Speaker 1: blame me. Do U g B? Don't get twisted on
Speaker 1: code and me and danced for no buttament biscuits. I got.
Speaker 1: I got a good question for you, man. What's that?
Speaker 1: So you on stage at the fucking Oscars and you're
Speaker 1: telling joke somebody's wife and the husband runs up on you. Quick,
Speaker 1: what's the first thing you wanna do? Well? I studied
Speaker 1: have Keto foe out, so I tried maybe kick him
Speaker 1: in his face, okay, or kick him may maybe low
Speaker 1: kick him in the knee or something. But what what
Speaker 1: if you didn't you thought that would be the last thing.
Speaker 1: Then he hit me, then I would probably kick him
Speaker 1: in his back if he walked away right, I'll be
Speaker 1: like this, I'd be like this, what the fund trip?
Speaker 1: I would like probably push him right funk out of here.
Speaker 1: Man for turning on the cheek? Was that cool? Oh?
Speaker 1: It made him actually got him his tickets sales went up.
Speaker 1: And Will Smith's not a small dude. Well was kind
Speaker 1: of a big guy. I think if because like let's say,
Speaker 1: let's say Corey Holkum was on, let's just say Willie
Speaker 1: d was up there, Oh, that would he would have
Speaker 1: got them hands right here. Here's the thing, like when
Speaker 1: he slipped it from me, I have, I have this
Speaker 1: thing called discernment, right, and I would not I would
Speaker 1: not have dd a that bit like I know that
Speaker 1: as a line, and I know the comedians always say
Speaker 1: ain't no lines, and but that doesn't imaginary line, right,
Speaker 1: And unless I had a bone to pick with Will,
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't have said, well, I know I would
Speaker 1: not have said that Joe. I would have had to
Speaker 1: have some type of angst, you know, in regards to him,
Speaker 1: you know, other than that, you know, I would not
Speaker 1: tell that joke because I don't want to. I try
Speaker 1: to avoid situations that will make that that will make
Speaker 1: me have to engage in conflict, you know, I try to.
Speaker 1: I try to avoid them type of situations because conflict
Speaker 1: is costly. Even if you win, you might lose. You
Speaker 1: did what I'm saying, So I try to avoid them
Speaker 1: those type of situations. So if let's just say, hypothetically,
Speaker 1: if it was me, of course my career would they've
Speaker 1: been over right there on the spot because I would
Speaker 1: have fun. Well up, I would have fun. We are
Speaker 1: all the way up. You know, my career would have
Speaker 1: been over right there in that moment because all that
Speaker 1: old Oscar ship don't mean nothing to me like that.
Speaker 1: It's cool. I'm thank y'all for letting me host the Oscars.
Speaker 1: I know it's a great moment. It's a great accolade
Speaker 1: for me to have in my career. But this, I
Speaker 1: just this mother slapped me is one of the slapping
Speaker 1: a man. It is one of the things that you
Speaker 1: can do to a man. It's a slapper man. And
Speaker 1: and and look, I've never been slapped by a man,
Speaker 1: but I've been spit on by a man. And that
Speaker 1: man will never spit on another human being in life. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't play like that, so I would like I
Speaker 1: would not play like that. I like that right there.
Speaker 1: I would have had the funk we are all away,
Speaker 1: not just a little bit all the way to funk up.
Speaker 1: I don't care about the oscars. I don't even fuck
Speaker 1: about decorum. I don't even ship about all y'all talking
Speaker 1: about where that was the respectful thing to do and
Speaker 1: say it would have just been what it was. But
Speaker 1: I'm glad I was not in that decision. And and
Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm really glad, you know. And it's easy
Speaker 1: for me to say because it didn't happen to me,
Speaker 1: but I'm glad that Chris did not strike him. I'm
Speaker 1: glad that Chris did not hit him back, because now
Speaker 1: you got two black men, two prominent black men, engage
Speaker 1: in this foolish and it would just look really fucking
Speaker 1: even more. And I'm and I'm not in the embarrassment.
Speaker 1: To me, it's not about how other people see us.
Speaker 1: It's about how we see ourselves. I don't give a
Speaker 1: funk everybody else thinking or whatever. I care about how
Speaker 1: we see ourselves. And that overall that was not a
Speaker 1: good look for us, because there are people that young
Speaker 1: comics and young entertainers and young people period who look
Speaker 1: up to both of those guys and to see that
Speaker 1: type of foolish ignorance. You know what I'm saying, that happened,
Speaker 1: and you can't say certain ships in comedy, you know.
Speaker 1: I think it's you gotta. It's textual. You're at A.
Speaker 1: You're at a You're at an award show. You're gonna
Speaker 1: have a different state of mind. You're at an award show.
Speaker 1: Everybody's watching, families are watching Boo all right, when he
Speaker 1: was that really really bad, No, I don't think it
Speaker 1: was bad because g I j g I Jane looks
Speaker 1: really good like dim Me Moore look good as fun
Speaker 1: as g I Jane. I think I think okay, because
Speaker 1: he said G I Jane, g A Jane too, that's
Speaker 1: Chris rock Man. That's like within the safeness of it's
Speaker 1: we're talking about movies. It's it's a celebration of movies.
Speaker 1: He said, G I Jane. That's contextual to what's going on.
Speaker 1: It's movies. Dem Me Moore look good as funk with
Speaker 1: the shaved head. Um, Jada, you're not a bad looking lady.
Speaker 1: You look good. He was saying that, and and the
Speaker 1: fact that it got a laugh, she felt like boom
Speaker 1: the alopecia thing, but you don't look like you have alopecia.
Speaker 1: It wasn't about that. It was like, you look good,
Speaker 1: but he's Chris Rock. I'm a comedian. I thought Chris
Speaker 1: was in the right. I don't think he was that bad.
Speaker 1: He was complimenting her, and I thought they were friends.
Speaker 1: I thought he knew them like that. But then he
Speaker 1: made a comment on them in and that's where that
Speaker 1: comes from. It's like me, it's like we didn't bump
Speaker 1: hands a few times before. I got something on my
Speaker 1: chest right now, and then now here we go again.
Speaker 1: And actually he probably laughed. That's that's what really laughed.
Speaker 1: It was like, see now that not now, that's what
Speaker 1: really really made a lot of people say, now do
Speaker 1: that wasn't cool because had he had he had that reaction.
Speaker 1: I think that's what you made me feel. You made
Speaker 1: me feel bad. There I was cool, and then my
Speaker 1: wife he was the lame. And then they said it
Speaker 1: was playing. Everybody's saying it's fixed. Have you heard this ship?
Speaker 1: I was like, what my thing is this? Even if
Speaker 1: it was fixed, who the funk plan? That's stupid ship.
Speaker 1: I'm about to win the Oscar let's go up and
Speaker 1: once you smack Chris Rock, then go back and say,
Speaker 1: keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth. What kind
Speaker 1: of plan is that? I don't know. A people say
Speaker 1: it was fixed, but I think I think we were just.
Speaker 1: I think he's coming apart personally because even when in
Speaker 1: his speech he goes, I'm tired of smiling people's faces
Speaker 1: when I shoot. I think that he's always been a
Speaker 1: good black kid for so long that he wants to
Speaker 1: shake that ship. And I think, and this some people
Speaker 1: may get mad at this, that Jada is part of
Speaker 1: this ship man. She's part of making him feel like
Speaker 1: he ain't ship. Sometimes she might maybe she throws that
Speaker 1: Tupac ship in his face because he's like, oh, your
Speaker 1: wraps are a little corny. Tupac had real rhymes. Parents
Speaker 1: just don't understand. She never knows. I can't believe it. No,
Speaker 1: I love showing untands dope. She will some time like
Speaker 1: Smith fan. But I'm saying, come on rock the House
Speaker 1: album before that. But I'm saying what I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: what if I'm saying I remember this? Maybe she remember
Speaker 1: there's a video of her filming Will and he's like,
Speaker 1: could you not do that. Stop filming me. This is
Speaker 1: not for your I take social media serious. And she's
Speaker 1: like clowning him. Maybe maybe that it was like we're
Speaker 1: not with them all the time. There could be some
Speaker 1: brawl out hard arguments where he's going, why the fund
Speaker 1: do you always do that to me? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. And she's living off of him.
Speaker 1: He's the he's the breadwinner. Funk what you heard? He's
Speaker 1: the king and she's been riding off his ship for
Speaker 1: a while. I'm not taking anything from Jada because I'm
Speaker 1: a Jada pink I always love Jada Pinkett. But people
Speaker 1: are funking with you because of Will. That's what I think.
Speaker 1: Will Smith is the king. Funk what you heard? That
Speaker 1: guy got record for eight movies in a role grossing
Speaker 1: over a hundred million, and the residuals must be fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Well here's here's the thing. Will be all right because
Speaker 1: he has character equity. Yeah, so he'll he'll be all right.
Speaker 1: Uh you know, hey, he do one ship. You know,
Speaker 1: it just shows that he's human. You know, Well we
Speaker 1: always knew that, but sometimes people got to see that
Speaker 1: type of ship. You know. That's why personally, I don't
Speaker 1: mind like somebody seeing me like like going through some ship,
Speaker 1: because you know sometimes because the thing is is that
Speaker 1: if you if you come off too squeaky clean, when
Speaker 1: you do something fucked up, it's gonna be harder for
Speaker 1: you to recover. Look, man, I've done some fun in
Speaker 1: the past, and I'm gonna do some fun in the future.
Speaker 1: I don't know when. I don't know when, but I'm
Speaker 1: telling you it's coming. And I'm trying to be a
Speaker 1: better man. I'm trying my ass out. Man, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to be a better man, and I'm hoping that that
Speaker 1: that I don't get caught up in something. But some
Speaker 1: sh it gonna happen because I'm not perfect, and I
Speaker 1: don't know when somebody's go flip that switch in the light.
Speaker 1: Don't come on. I don't know. I'm a black guy,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think our business is very frustrating. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of ship that they make you bottle up, especially as
Speaker 1: black man in America. Holy fuck. And then I see
Speaker 1: some guys I know that do stuff in the business
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't do, but they're getting there here. But
Speaker 1: I go, I can't do that kind of ship, and
Speaker 1: I'm and it angers me. Sometimes when I go, I
Speaker 1: like what, I like what I do, I feel great.
Speaker 1: I wake up going, yeah, mind clear, I go. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? My ass ain't leaking none of
Speaker 1: that ship. I'm good to go. I don't need a
Speaker 1: butt plug or nothing. I'm not leaving a trail of
Speaker 1: blood and fucking come on anguish and this PGG just day, man,
Speaker 1: I just did it. I said I don't need a
Speaker 1: butt plug. I said, I'm not leaking. I didn't looks
Speaker 1: this guy. He said, you're not toughing this guy up.
Speaker 1: I said, my buddy. I could have said, my asshole
Speaker 1: just got fucked. No, I said, hey, my butts leaking.
Speaker 1: I try to be as safe as I can. This
Speaker 1: guy's Disney World. He gave you a talk to anybody.
Speaker 1: You know what I means. Every time I talk to
Speaker 1: this guy, this guy, let's make a PG. I've been
Speaker 1: coaching off fucking day. All of a sudden, this guy goes, hey,
Speaker 1: I might snap, and I just go, hey, hey, I
Speaker 1: get no respect. I tell you, I tell you no respect.
Speaker 1: I talked about my bus leaking all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: he has a problem with it. Hey, man, you're nick
Speaker 1: this is funny, and the motherfucker jack sleep ship talking
Speaker 1: about pussy and ship. Niggas ain't shit. I'm tired of
Speaker 1: this ship. Damn. Nigga can't talk about it. God, Now
Speaker 1: the niggas is getting funed. We got to keep it real.
Speaker 1: Kiss my ass to get old. Boys. Your motherfucker's been
Speaker 1: talking about holes and ship. I said, my ass leaking
Speaker 1: this motherfucker turning the church and mother bucker. You got
Speaker 1: a lot of nerve. God damn. Oh, you niggas. You
Speaker 1: niggas are real funny. You niggas are very funny. Ghetto boys.
Speaker 1: You got a lot of goddamn nerve. Call yourself goddamn
Speaker 1: ghetto boys. Fifth ward nigga, fifth goddamn war. God man,
Speaker 1: you are so fucking telling, man, God damn, God Damn.
Speaker 1: Paul Mooney, good god man, you fucking goddamn telling. Appreciate you, man, Damn.
Speaker 1: Coming from talented guys like yourself, who I grew up
Speaker 1: listening to, that's crazy. You know when I first heard
Speaker 1: about you guys, I was in Chicago and we turned
Speaker 1: to MPR NPR the end of the it's like a college.
Speaker 1: You know, every I think every city has an MPR college.
Speaker 1: And they were like, we're gonna be playing, We're gonna
Speaker 1: play these new guys from out of Houston, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And it was like ghetto boys, ghett old boys, and
Speaker 1: ghett old boys don't funk with me. We're like funking
Speaker 1: these guys and we're like playing. That's how I heard
Speaker 1: about you, guys. Lout to Chicago, man, Chicago has been
Speaker 1: there from day y'all, y'all show us so much God,
Speaker 1: because we really respect Chicago, man. We really respect the
Speaker 1: people in Chicago. And I'm gonna tell you something before
Speaker 1: you before you jump in Chicago oftentimes get a bad rap.
Speaker 1: It's not people. It is not the majority of people
Speaker 1: in Chicago who It is a very small percentage of
Speaker 1: people who are doing all they're doing all the foolishness
Speaker 1: and you know, along with a few corrupt cops. But anyway,
Speaker 1: just to let you know, Chicago has some of the createst,
Speaker 1: most beautiful people that don't know about some of the
Speaker 1: coolest people that I've ever met in my life. You
Speaker 1: know that lives in it lives in Chicago and are
Speaker 1: from Chicago, and we have a fantastic black community, middle class,
Speaker 1: wealthy educated from Chicago. You got parts of the South
Speaker 1: side of the Western black folks that are killing the
Speaker 1: game that are all like hbc U ivy leaguers. They
Speaker 1: got there. They're like scientists, doctors, lawyers, murdering the game.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sorry for that word, but they're they're they're there.
Speaker 1: There's a strong black community and strong black president Chicago
Speaker 1: that are not all gangbangers the funk out of here.
Speaker 1: They just like to pump that ship up. But Chicago
Speaker 1: is a beautiful city. You can go to a lot
Speaker 1: of beautiful places and no one's doing ship. I mean
Speaker 1: if you go to the gang area and throw up
Speaker 1: some signs, yeah, but other than that, it's isolated ship.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I shout out to my Chicago folks for real,
Speaker 1: for real house music all day, you know what I mean. Chicago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I'm saying like, yeah, man, this um the comedy,
Speaker 1: the whole comedy. Ship. Like I'm saying, like, when I
Speaker 1: look at the business, I go, man, I wish you
Speaker 1: know you can just go hey, I'm gonna take the
Speaker 1: road of integrity, all right, You guys, don't mind right,
Speaker 1: and I can get paid the same amount, you know,
Speaker 1: but it takes you a little longer when you decide
Speaker 1: to do that. And I yeah, of course, man, I
Speaker 1: should be on TENSI cars by now. You should be
Speaker 1: playing the mail man like, hey, man, I got mail
Speaker 1: for you. You should be playing whatever the no doubt, doubt, whatever,
Speaker 1: no doubt you know. And it's that that that just
Speaker 1: goes to show. Man, the majority of people in this
Speaker 1: country who are at the top, who are in leadership positions,
Speaker 1: really ain't ship. I'm gonna tell you straight up, bro,
Speaker 1: really ain't ship. It's a lot of diabolical people in
Speaker 1: in top positions because it's no way possible. Somebody could
Speaker 1: just watched you for five minutes and don't say, man,
Speaker 1: I need to get this guy. But what they want
Speaker 1: to know? Wait, waiten, what's his position on politics? What
Speaker 1: does he think about? But my girlfriend? He's gonna my wife?
Speaker 1: He is he gonna? Is he gonna? Is he gonna?
Speaker 1: I don't want to? Is he gonna try to? He gonna?
Speaker 1: Is he gonna try to? I think I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to go with a sexuality. I'm gonna say homeo, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm a sexual. My friends just let me work. I
Speaker 1: have no sex. I don't like any of it. I'm nothing.
Speaker 1: UNI where if you can be anything other than the
Speaker 1: hetero sexual, you get you straight in well eight, doesn't
Speaker 1: they include a set? Yeah, LGBT just you. You can
Speaker 1: just call yourself in a thing sexual male, straight man.
Speaker 1: The way these motherfucking women are nowadays, they can call
Speaker 1: you out on anything. Now I'm just a sexual. I'll
Speaker 1: be like ship man after shows. I used to like, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up. I'd be like straight in agreeing room. Thanks by,
Speaker 1: I'm not ship. Everybody's calling the cops on everybody. Now
Speaker 1: you can't do ship. You can't even say hi, how
Speaker 1: are you? He aggressively said hard to me. I'm not uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I look, I'm comfortable with that. He said. Hi. I said,
Speaker 1: what's up? But it was very I don't like the
Speaker 1: way he's stressed up. Yeah that that's not cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, because that's you know what it's like. But
Speaker 1: it's like, I come from the city where you're back
Speaker 1: to it. Hey, how do you take a photo like
Speaker 1: kenle Reese? That motherucker does this with his hands, He
Speaker 1: keeps it out, He does that man, I put my
Speaker 1: hands in front of me. I'm like, yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: girls were like, can I help get them? We're not
Speaker 1: doing that? Girl voice belted podcast sheep right back after
Speaker 1: the point. That's still better than me because at one
Speaker 1: point I stopped taking pictures with girls I didn't know
Speaker 1: because yeah, yeah, yeah, I never told you this, Brad,
Speaker 1: But once once, Um, I was in the club one
Speaker 1: day in Houston and this dude, uh walked up to
Speaker 1: me and said, yeah, Willie Man, Yeah, what's up? Man? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know you you've been about to see my sister later?
Speaker 1: I mean no, no, he not. He didn't say my sister.
Speaker 1: He said have you been aby to see my nephew lately?
Speaker 1: And I said who is your nephew? He said, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: such such such said the girl name? And man, don't
Speaker 1: you got a baby? A boy? My sisters? That's to
Speaker 1: hold on, bro, I ain't got no kids. I ain't
Speaker 1: got no kids. And he's like, he was like, and
Speaker 1: she got a picture of you on the man? You
Speaker 1: would hub on the man. I at my mom my house.
Speaker 1: I say, dude, do you know how many women that
Speaker 1: I take pictures with every fucking week? And the dude
Speaker 1: me me. He was a big dude too, but I
Speaker 1: had already sized him up. I'm gonna break his ass down.
Speaker 1: But he was like looking down, like yeah, man, men,
Speaker 1: he got he was mad. He was frustrated that I
Speaker 1: would not claim this little kid that I didn't even know.
Speaker 1: So for a while, like I would. I would say
Speaker 1: about three maybe two years, I stopped taking pictures with
Speaker 1: women I did not know because I was just I
Speaker 1: was paragling. And and one day, one day I woke up, man,
Speaker 1: and I realized I was depressed. And I realized that
Speaker 1: that was part of it, that was part of me
Speaker 1: trying to like live up to somebody else's expectations, because
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even if I if I went to a club,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do any type of you know, get on
Speaker 1: the dance floor nothing, you know, not say that I
Speaker 1: could dance, but you know, we don't dance. We don't dance.
Speaker 1: We boogie, but I would not even get on the
Speaker 1: dance floor. I go into the v I p A
Speaker 1: and I just see it or I just stand around.
Speaker 1: And I just realized, goddamn, man, I had to self
Speaker 1: diagnose in my sounds like I'm depressed. And that was
Speaker 1: why that was the reason, trying to live up to
Speaker 1: other people's expectations. Have you ever found yourself in that
Speaker 1: type of funk? If it feels like that nowadays, like
Speaker 1: you know, um, you have people turn on you that
Speaker 1: you know, like what And I have a clean record,
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm I don't even if if a woman
Speaker 1: rolls her eyes at me, I walk away if she
Speaker 1: hasn't answered, I'm lazy. I've never been an aggressive like yo.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how guys be touching on girls
Speaker 1: and clubs. I'm not how do you just grab my
Speaker 1: hair like that? I just be like hey, And a
Speaker 1: lot of times I'll meet girls two friends to like
Speaker 1: if youre a group of people, hey, this is my
Speaker 1: old hey baba. But I'm never I've never cat called.
Speaker 1: I never was like yo, I never did I never
Speaker 1: did that. I think that's the corny is I've never
Speaker 1: done that in my life. I have said I know
Speaker 1: that's right when the lady pays before, that's right. That
Speaker 1: anything that's not, But that's not like hey, alright girl,
Speaker 1: I've never done that. I'm very like like very you know,
Speaker 1: I don't even rarely look anymore. I'm just because it's
Speaker 1: like they've made it like that sort of you don't
Speaker 1: want to look, you don't want to do anything because
Speaker 1: everything's gonna stop me from looking. Bro I don't give Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could be like you could be like this and
Speaker 1: they'd be like they got you going looking man. That's
Speaker 1: when he changed old girl right after that. You never know.
Speaker 1: If I can't if I can't look at a fine woman,
Speaker 1: I may as well just gone. I mean, it's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying this about all women, but it's like
Speaker 1: there's this empowerment where they go, I'm gonna have my
Speaker 1: titties out in my ass out, but you bet a
Speaker 1: fucking look at me. Uh huh. It's almost like that's
Speaker 1: a well not listen, I'm not talking about all women.
Speaker 1: So I don't want them to go no, of course not.
Speaker 1: But it's like that's why when you go to Brazil
Speaker 1: or you go overseas, they like that you look at them.
Speaker 1: They love that. They're like, yeah, you're a man. It's good.
Speaker 1: You know. When I was in Russia, like yes, your
Speaker 1: the men. It's what you're the woman. Are you supposed
Speaker 1: to look at the woman? What's wrong? Nothing's wrong. It's
Speaker 1: a woman busy. It's not wrong. Your the man you're like,
Speaker 1: it was no, it was I was a pitch. There
Speaker 1: was the foreigners like to go because you let the
Speaker 1: funk like, but you know, bloody got the bigger day,
Speaker 1: like you know, you know what. But one one of
Speaker 1: the one of the biggest reasons why a lot of
Speaker 1: women act the way they act when they come to drace,
Speaker 1: dressing and stuff, is because some men take it too far,
Speaker 1: you know, like women Obviously most women, I do believe
Speaker 1: I'm going good and said most women. I just say
Speaker 1: many women. How about that? Many women dress provocatively because
Speaker 1: they want men to look. But they want the right.
Speaker 1: They want the man they don't you look, No, no,
Speaker 1: they want the man that they're attracted to. The look
Speaker 1: they want but exactly, but but you get the residual effect, right,
Speaker 1: they're getting all of them, all of them, don't. And
Speaker 1: then you have and then you have you have women
Speaker 1: who are who are on guard because now you have
Speaker 1: all these uncivilized MUDs out here, who who if a
Speaker 1: woman rejects them, they want to swing on the h
Speaker 1: they want to stab, but they want to shoot, yeah,
Speaker 1: biting their faces. Yeah, Like come on, man, where did
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's come from and when did it start? In security?
Speaker 1: That's an in curity move when you go funk, that's
Speaker 1: what the She don't owe you her number. Woman, don't
Speaker 1: owe you her information. She don't owe you ship. Just
Speaker 1: because you see a girl don't mean you own her
Speaker 1: because you know they'll be like, oh I saw you
Speaker 1: overre okay, all right, that's cool, but doesn't mean I
Speaker 1: owe you my number. The trip part about it that
Speaker 1: women don't a lot of times women don't know how
Speaker 1: to respond because because because if if they're just polite guy,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to shut it down. He don't
Speaker 1: know if they're too aggressive with with their rejection, then
Speaker 1: he may take exception to it and take it even further.
Speaker 1: It's harder for women, man, it is. I feel bad
Speaker 1: because I'm not even like that. I wish I was, like,
Speaker 1: I don't. I wouldn't even do that. As soon as
Speaker 1: he says no, I remember one time I saw a
Speaker 1: girl and I was she was while I was like, man,
Speaker 1: she's nice looking. You know. I was with my buddies
Speaker 1: and they go, yo, go over there, and just go
Speaker 1: over there, because we used to challenge each other. YO,
Speaker 1: just go try to get a number. I said, I
Speaker 1: don't even do this kind of ship. I said, all right,
Speaker 1: let me go over there. So I said, excuse me.
Speaker 1: I was real, excuse me. And she goes, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't really have to say, oh, that's okay, have a
Speaker 1: nice day. And she goes, you're not even gonna try,
Speaker 1: and I go, you said, no, I'm out. No. I said,
Speaker 1: I'm lazy than motherfucker. She actually laughed at the ship.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, they have a good day. I
Speaker 1: was like, nah, I'm cool, because you know what that
Speaker 1: woman could be. She could have an ex boyfriend that's crazy.
Speaker 1: She can be going through some ship. They could there's
Speaker 1: so many scenarios of what they're going through, and we
Speaker 1: automatic thing. They're bit rejected me. No, dude. First of all,
Speaker 1: she's only got to calling no bitch. You don't have
Speaker 1: to say that. What if she's going through ship in
Speaker 1: her life. What if she got a man that's crazy
Speaker 1: and she wants you to get the funk away from her,
Speaker 1: And what if it's just you don't she don't like you,
Speaker 1: she's not attracted to your ass. Keep it moving. Sometimes
Speaker 1: they don't like the way you were born, Sir, like,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much it like, if I going through go,
Speaker 1: she goes, she don't like the way I look, what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? You? No, you can't even be
Speaker 1: It's what it is. It's fair. She don't like you.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker move you know what I mean. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: so arrogant bro that in my mind if a woman,
Speaker 1: if I try to talk to a woman and she
Speaker 1: reject me, in my mind, it's her loss at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, because I know him, because I
Speaker 1: know him a good dude. Nothing, I'm a solid dude.
Speaker 1: I know I'm a good dude. And I just feel
Speaker 1: like she ain't gonna find the mother better me noway so,
Speaker 1: And there's nothing wrong that's that's really gonna be her
Speaker 1: long exactly. But I'm cool with that because because that's
Speaker 1: what makes better me anyway. You know, I'm all no, no,
Speaker 1: it's over, it's over. And I always said, you know,
Speaker 1: you're not everybody's type. And another thing too, I said,
Speaker 1: if we were judged by conversation and intelligence, I would
Speaker 1: have I would I'll be smoking everybody I'm talking about
Speaker 1: just literally conversation. Oh come on now, but you got it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it don't work that way because because the
Speaker 1: impression is made within seconds, and you figured out, she
Speaker 1: figured out right away whether she's gonna be receptive or
Speaker 1: you not. And so she never even get a chance
Speaker 1: to hear you. Here you're saying, yeah, but I can
Speaker 1: guarantee you that once she starts talking, once you get
Speaker 1: her number and y'all start come communicating, or even if
Speaker 1: you're just standing, uh, sitting in the appoint waiting, you know,
Speaker 1: it's a different story, no doubt, And and and I
Speaker 1: you know, I take pride in how I treat it.
Speaker 1: You know, I like to make them laugh that I
Speaker 1: don't try. I don't say sexual ship to women ever.
Speaker 1: Know that's why someone says you, yeah, you said that.
Speaker 1: I go, no, I don't talk like that. And motherfucker's no,
Speaker 1: I don't talk like that. I don't say, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like a corny o white man. I'd
Speaker 1: like to have that for a breakfast. The funk is
Speaker 1: that corny ship. I would never say that to anybody.
Speaker 1: And you know, even after shows, women will touch on me,
Speaker 1: but but I'm not. I don't touch on them. I
Speaker 1: don't grab on them when i'm taking do that ship ever?
Speaker 1: You know, you put your arm around somebody, but it's
Speaker 1: like you're taking a photo. But I don't grab him
Speaker 1: rub bullshit. I don't act like that ever unless I
Speaker 1: am consensually with you, and we are consensually sexual each other,
Speaker 1: and it's an agreement. I touch you, you'll touch me.
Speaker 1: I kiss you, you kiss me. You like that. I
Speaker 1: rub you, you rub me. It's all consensual. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: basic ship. But nah, I don't just do that when
Speaker 1: someone didn't ask him. I didn't ask permission, and they
Speaker 1: don't want that. I know when someone don't want me
Speaker 1: fucking around with them, You know that, you know not
Speaker 1: to tell. You know, woman will let you when she
Speaker 1: wants you too. If she don't want you to even
Speaker 1: be around, and she's gonna let you know, it's not hard.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know. Oh yeah. And that's why I
Speaker 1: what I do is I just don't. I just go
Speaker 1: to the green room. I saved myself. I just go.
Speaker 1: I go into the green room. And if anyway, like
Speaker 1: if you, if you're the guy, if it's Godfrey and here,
Speaker 1: like I said, Godfrey is on the mare a key,
Speaker 1: you already got the edge. That's what I'm saying. You
Speaker 1: know you gotta do. Remember remember Robert Wagner Heart to heart,
Speaker 1: Heart to heart, right, and when they met it was
Speaker 1: moista dad it. So I did a movie with him
Speaker 1: called Dennis the Menace Christmas and comes on every Christmas.
Speaker 1: I shot it in Montreal, and you know, um, Robert
Speaker 1: Wagner's from the days of Sinatra, them cool motherfucker's. And
Speaker 1: one day I was he provided us all to dinner.
Speaker 1: He's eating this motherfucker's cool as ship, yo, and he's
Speaker 1: talking about not all this old movie ship. And you
Speaker 1: know when he was young, that motherfucker was handsome as ship.
Speaker 1: And he's like and there was this waitress like sir,
Speaker 1: fine black chick, serving us and stuff. And I was like, man,
Speaker 1: she looked real. She's nice looking, you know, and she's
Speaker 1: laughing with me and this, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm being very nice. And then I go and she's
Speaker 1: looking over my way a little bit, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go over there. So I like kind of
Speaker 1: go over there, right. I go over there, and I
Speaker 1: said a couple of things. I come back and Robert
Speaker 1: Wagner's just sitting there, going you gotta sucked up, kid,
Speaker 1: because like, what do you mean you already had her?
Speaker 1: You didn't have to move, guy like, you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: doing so much moving. He's like, you already had her.
Speaker 1: She she already liked you. You might have funked that up.
Speaker 1: He did too much. He was so fucking gangs. This
Speaker 1: ship was so smoothly goes you didn't have to move
Speaker 1: a guy like you shouldn't have to move that much?
Speaker 1: Now where we were in Montreal? In Montreal, like but
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like what kind of venue were here? We
Speaker 1: were in the like a restaurant. It was a nice
Speaker 1: little rusta. I was private. It was nice. And then
Speaker 1: the girl was yeah, he was like she it was
Speaker 1: just when we were our exchange was very like. It
Speaker 1: was like nice, it was nice. And I was making
Speaker 1: her laugh a little bit because she was I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's your name? Oh the great, Yeah I'm from It
Speaker 1: was like that. It wasn't like let me get that number. No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't that ship. And then you know, I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I think I wou over there and
Speaker 1: maybe you talk to her a little more because our
Speaker 1: food hadn't come yet, and I was like let me
Speaker 1: and he goes he did too much. Man, Let me
Speaker 1: ask you this, how did it work out? I did
Speaker 1: too much? Man? He was fucking right. Damn. Yeah. Who
Speaker 1: have you had the most fun working with us? Yes?
Speaker 1: Besides beside you guys Man oh Man Breakfast Club. I
Speaker 1: mean you're talking about just in general, just comedy or no,
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm saying working with like like, whether it
Speaker 1: be comedy, whether whether it be movies, whether it be
Speaker 1: oh Man, anything, reginal Gangsters, Man, that was fun. I
Speaker 1: had fun because I I have because I was hating
Speaker 1: Richard Rowntree. We we were in original Gangsters. Yes, Cambrira
Speaker 1: of Fred Williamson, Richard Rowntree, um Ron got back together,
Speaker 1: super Fly O'Neil ron super Fly. We had super Fly
Speaker 1: where wings Housing. Bushwick was there. Sorry, guys, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: he was there and Willy weren't there, but he was
Speaker 1: there in spirit right, and then there was who else
Speaker 1: was there? Um yeah, path Brier was cool as ship.
Speaker 1: I had fun doing it because I was at Jim Brown.
Speaker 1: Jim Brown. Let me ask you by Jim, Yeah, have
Speaker 1: you been paying attention to his politics over the last
Speaker 1: two three years or maybe not two three years old?
Speaker 1: I don't really care about his I mean he's been
Speaker 1: remember he was hanging with Trump, right I don't really
Speaker 1: judge him from that. He's done enough work as far
Speaker 1: as for our community enough right now, I'm like, he's
Speaker 1: he really making an impact? But do you do you
Speaker 1: live your entire life where you are making an impact
Speaker 1: and you are doing for your people, and then get
Speaker 1: to the end, you know, you get to the end
Speaker 1: and you just it away, just say, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just throw my people under the bus and
Speaker 1: be a coon. Yeah you know what? Oh your song,
Speaker 1: your you're you're, you're comeded twice too? Is he a
Speaker 1: comb because he was because he took the meeting with Trump. Bro.
Speaker 1: You listened to his rhetoric. What is he saying like
Speaker 1: herschel Walk some herschel Walker type. Got it? You gotta
Speaker 1: listen to him talk. What does he say? It's not
Speaker 1: just him, you know, because it's demension. He's fine, He's fine.
Speaker 1: Like when Bill Cozy was talking about black people like
Speaker 1: you you pull your pants up and you got put gls.
Speaker 1: Girls are under age, I'll getting pregnant. But you see,
Speaker 1: but you see, you see Bill ain't saying that ship No,
Speaker 1: Bill got his wake up call and see you know
Speaker 1: it typically happens. Yeah, you got to wait, um, you
Speaker 1: got to wake up call, like someone like Candice Owen's man.
Speaker 1: The past a couple of times she's been saying some
Speaker 1: ship right on point though, it's like that's how they do,
Speaker 1: That's how they do. Charles Barkley is good at that too.
Speaker 1: What what this is? This is what they do. See now,
Speaker 1: I got a question here ship. You know so this this,
Speaker 1: this is what happened. This is what happened solid Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I ain't talking about what he'd be saying
Speaker 1: about politics. Great basketball might have been a great basketball player,
Speaker 1: but he ain't ship as a man. The thing. The
Speaker 1: thing is is that you know, we can't afford to
Speaker 1: to have people that are we can't afford to have
Speaker 1: anybody period that's members of our society, um, disparaging us
Speaker 1: and throwing us under the bus. But we damn show
Speaker 1: cannot have people who are in positions of power and
Speaker 1: influence to be out there throwing mixed messages. This is
Speaker 1: something that that's very good at doing. They're threw a
Speaker 1: few a couple of truths out there to get everybody
Speaker 1: gonna Yeah, man, I believe that that's real, that's right, right,
Speaker 1: and then they go like and the rest of it
Speaker 1: be all one sided. See, here's the thing when when
Speaker 1: you're when you when your criticism of the black community
Speaker 1: outwear your contribution, your comb Okay, so watch them. Just
Speaker 1: pay attention to them, Watch what they do, what they're saying,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, because because they can say
Speaker 1: some cool ship and you'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Then they say some sucked up ship and even oh
Speaker 1: that's suck up. Then they say good, shoot you back there,
Speaker 1: back there. See what I'm saying. It's always a lot
Speaker 1: of but watch but watch what they do, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So that ship she she she not.
Speaker 1: She not for us, period. She's not. She's not for
Speaker 1: us period. Man. So you know, it's the same thing
Speaker 1: with the Stacy dass chick. You know she it was
Speaker 1: just she done. She's done, man. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: She's done. She said, I don't even know how people
Speaker 1: have the nerve to say that kind of ship. On TV.
Speaker 1: She goes, what if there was White History Month? But
Speaker 1: but check this out, but check this oute Godfred, People
Speaker 1: like Charles Barkley, Candys One and the rest of them,
Speaker 1: even Steve and A. They're talk that black talk down
Speaker 1: ship where I'm just telling the truth. They'll say shit
Speaker 1: about black people. But when had a motherfucker's collectively are
Speaker 1: generalized bad this bad ship about white people? When have
Speaker 1: they said made the disparaging comments about white folks in general?
Speaker 1: They'll do that ship all day with black folks, but
Speaker 1: they will not do that ship with white folks. That
Speaker 1: lets you know what type of motherfucker's they are. That's
Speaker 1: all you gotta do. Just listen if you want to
Speaker 1: listen to him, listen to him, but watch what they
Speaker 1: watch what they do. But you can listen to these
Speaker 1: motherfucker's and tell what they really about just because they
Speaker 1: put on a suit and talk proper and all that
Speaker 1: old ship be on Fox. Dunt done with all the
Speaker 1: theme music and all that old ship. That don't mean ship. Man,
Speaker 1: Watch the motherfucker's, watch what they say, and watch what
Speaker 1: they do. More important, girl Boys Reloaded podcast will be
Speaker 1: right back after the poet. What about Shannon Shark? I like, like,
Speaker 1: I just want to tell you something. Skill. You have
Speaker 1: to understand skill. This is eight It's I've been in
Speaker 1: the NFL for a long time. Skill, and you gotta
Speaker 1: understand some of these players skills. Skill. You really have
Speaker 1: to be on. You have to be aware of yourself.
Speaker 1: Like my grandmother said, if you're a froggy, better jump.
Speaker 1: Now I understand Shannon is consistent. Now I know Skip,
Speaker 1: I say a lot of sayings that don't make no
Speaker 1: damn sense, But that's just the way I talk. From
Speaker 1: Stuth skil kill co on. You don't tell me Shannon.
Speaker 1: I like Shannon. You know Shannon. He's a great shooter,
Speaker 1: you know, and and and he's consistent. Okay, he's very consistent,
Speaker 1: and you know he's gonna say what it is. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm to be honest, I'm surprised Shannon still on going
Speaker 1: because you know, I'm not gonna say he don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck. The reason he does give a fuck, that's
Speaker 1: why he's saying what he's saying, the ratings. He speaks,
Speaker 1: He speaks the truth, he says how he feels, he
Speaker 1: talks about he says what it is because he does care.
Speaker 1: But he has a balance with Skip. Skip. You know,
Speaker 1: Skip his bayliss is they're listening to him, and Skip
Speaker 1: will validate a lot of ship that he says, so
Speaker 1: that the White agreement to helps too. You know, well,
Speaker 1: Skip can't help, but validated. I ain't gonna say validate
Speaker 1: because that means that he needs him to co sign
Speaker 1: to Skip ballet but but but Skip will co signed
Speaker 1: because Skip knows that he's gonna sound like a guy
Speaker 1: damn food if he don't. Because Shannon be so on
Speaker 1: point he's going Shannon takes the wiggle room out of
Speaker 1: the argument. See, anytime you have you have to pick
Speaker 1: the wiggle room out because Motherucker's be sitting around waiting
Speaker 1: waiting to attack. They just be waiting on on the
Speaker 1: way to sneak and slither them in and and say
Speaker 1: something opposing to try to make you look stupid and
Speaker 1: make it seem like you don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Shannon takes the wiggle room out, and Skip knows it,
Speaker 1: and so you know he has little choice if he
Speaker 1: don't want to look like a damn food Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: um yeah, that's um because the way, um you gotta
Speaker 1: understand too, they work under Disney. Disney owns ESPN a
Speaker 1: lot of these big so they got it. How do
Speaker 1: you navigate? Okay, I want to be black, not lose integrity,
Speaker 1: And I got these corporate motherfucker's watching me, and Shannon
Speaker 1: knows how to navig hate that stephen A. I used
Speaker 1: to watch him at the beginning. I used to watch
Speaker 1: him like first take it, He's like all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like then he just started saying crazy shit about like
Speaker 1: black I was like, really, how about saying nothing about
Speaker 1: us like that. I can understand if you don't want
Speaker 1: to be controversial, but why do you gotta shoot on us?
Speaker 1: And he always shot on black men? Yeah, got when
Speaker 1: he talked about black men. He's super badass. I'm keep
Speaker 1: our name on your mouth. Man, Just be neutral. I'd
Speaker 1: rather you be neutral, and I'll understand, like I'll understand
Speaker 1: a brother's neutrality because I'll go I get it. I
Speaker 1: get it as long as you ain't sucking throwing us
Speaker 1: under the bus. I get why you're neutral, because sometimes
Speaker 1: we gotta be Everybody can't be outspoken. There's people, there's
Speaker 1: people like us that are working different ways. There's different
Speaker 1: ways to skin a cat. You don't want to be
Speaker 1: like I believe that. No, there's people working in the
Speaker 1: law think that the black man and we got to
Speaker 1: come together because every time. Everyone I believe that the
Speaker 1: black man we are we are second class citizens. We
Speaker 1: have to understand that the black man and the black
Speaker 1: woman are not protected. We have to you know, we
Speaker 1: don't always have to do that. There's not everybody's gonna
Speaker 1: be a Malcolm X. There spurs people's skill for that.
Speaker 1: That was Malcolm X. I just did and and and
Speaker 1: we have to understand that the white man makes us
Speaker 1: feel like selling class citizens. And a lot of you
Speaker 1: coons and negroes are walking around here, walking around here
Speaker 1: shucking and jibing all the time. They love using entertainers, clowns,
Speaker 1: and and and and and musicians to speak for black people.
Speaker 1: White people don't do that. I don't see M and
Speaker 1: M speaking up for white people. Do you see that. No,
Speaker 1: you should have black people that are are are educated
Speaker 1: in policy and education. But no, you don't want to
Speaker 1: do that because you might lose that argument anyway. Time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the beautiful thing about all those old footage. It
Speaker 1: is the same ship. It's like it's still happening. That's
Speaker 1: why I said, go watch the Malcolm X videos, go
Speaker 1: watch the it's nothing has changed. When James Baldwin, have
Speaker 1: you watched James bald James your Negro, I'm not your who.
Speaker 1: That ship is fantastic, and I'm not your right, I'm
Speaker 1: not your negro. And and James Balder was a gay
Speaker 1: black man to a white woman he married. He may
Speaker 1: gotta go, but you've been going eight times. I got
Speaker 1: a new kid peeing on. Oh is that? What is
Speaker 1: it working though? Like a motherfucker good. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought she was tired of the damn. He's like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm out now, I'm back. Baldwin, James Baldwin, James Baldwin,
Speaker 1: I'm not your negro. Everybody should watch. That came out
Speaker 1: a few years ago. What you got coming up? What
Speaker 1: do I have coming? When is this playing? When is it? Um? Okay?
Speaker 1: Right now? Okay? Uh? When I got coming up? Where
Speaker 1: he's had a white boyfriend? Where you got coming up?
Speaker 1: In the next few months and the next few months,
Speaker 1: I got oh gosh, I got by well the Miami
Speaker 1: Improv twenty two to four. I don't know if it
Speaker 1: comes out at that point. My iam got all the
Speaker 1: different You guys could check my um Instagram comedian Godfree
Speaker 1: and you'll see my dates. You know, I have my
Speaker 1: dates on there? Should I look up my dates? And yeah?
Speaker 1: And what what about the the podcast What you Guys
Speaker 1: should be on Someday is in God Free We Trust,
Speaker 1: which is on the Gas Digital Network Tuesdays and Fridays
Speaker 1: at ten pm Eastern. It's Dope as Hell. I had
Speaker 1: Phase on on there. You know, I've had Lord Jamar
Speaker 1: on there from Brand Newbians, I've had Raw Dick. I've
Speaker 1: had a lot of different people on my my ship.
Speaker 1: It's Dope is Healthy. I came on. We were talking
Speaker 1: about the whole comedy controversy. Um, yeah, it's it's a
Speaker 1: pretty good podcast. Gas Digital Network. Subscribe to it. So
Speaker 1: you talked to after the Oh yeah, after a little
Speaker 1: thing in Atlanta. Yeah, we talked man Atlanta. Hold oh, expeditiously.
Speaker 1: See this is what happened. I was in at the
Speaker 1: Atlanta Comedy Theater and I was finishing. I had done
Speaker 1: like an hour forty minutes. I got off my boys
Speaker 1: like hats hosts and say, yo, man, I'm gonna keep
Speaker 1: the show going. I go why I'm the headlines though
Speaker 1: in the show, no t I is gonna go up.
Speaker 1: And I was like to do what? I was like, like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean like he's going up to wrap
Speaker 1: and some ship. He's doing comedy. I's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: And I didn't know O Cave doing to do comedy.
Speaker 1: Didn't know he's doing comedy. So I see him. I
Speaker 1: give him a pound boomba boom. It's t I. I'm
Speaker 1: a t I fan. I said, Yo, I'm gonna wait.
Speaker 1: I'll wait in the green room. Blah blah blah. And
Speaker 1: we talked, hung out a little bit. He was cool
Speaker 1: ash Ship. And then when I went back to my
Speaker 1: podcast back to New York that you know, they were
Speaker 1: asking me, did you go watch him? I said no,
Speaker 1: I didn't watch him because I know he was doing
Speaker 1: comedy on I don't see him as a comedian. Not
Speaker 1: to insult him, but I just headlined, why am I
Speaker 1: gonna go watch him do what I do best? He's
Speaker 1: a rapper. I didn't know he was doing comedy, and
Speaker 1: I and and my thing is, I don't care that
Speaker 1: he's not doing comedy. It's just that I just finished
Speaker 1: doing an hour and forty minutes. I always go to
Speaker 1: the green room and sit my ass down. And did
Speaker 1: he decompress? You know? After performance? You're like, Ship, could
Speaker 1: you could you hear what what? What? It was Atlanta
Speaker 1: Comedy Theater in North Cross is the dressing room the
Speaker 1: green room from Oh, it's not that far. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like it's like a few feet like there's two
Speaker 1: green rooms and the exited stage leads to the first
Speaker 1: green room and you can go to the other one.
Speaker 1: I didn't really hear it. I was I was in
Speaker 1: the other room, in the other green room, the main
Speaker 1: one that I stay in, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: already finished. I'm not going to watch because I was like,
Speaker 1: he's doing comedy. I didn't because you know, I took
Speaker 1: it as in everybody's approaching comedy like it's easy. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm a purist, I'm a real comedian. I'm I don't
Speaker 1: funk around. I'm a real deal. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Not just me, but it's like you guys are a
Speaker 1: real deal. It's like I'm the real deal. Like from
Speaker 1: Mike Gabs to cat To to Corey to Ship to Louisa,
Speaker 1: where the real do we do real comedy? And there's
Speaker 1: a lot of like Instagram people or whatever. And there's
Speaker 1: some Instagram people that are taking it serious and there's
Speaker 1: there's and there's younger guys that are and women that
Speaker 1: are taking this ship serious. And everybody's thinking, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do comedy, like what's her name from Housewives of Atlanta
Speaker 1: name Nini because she's she's a big personality. But it
Speaker 1: doesn't mean the transfers over the comedy. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: you can't do comedy, but I was kind of yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was. I would have. I just wasn't even
Speaker 1: that offended. I was just like, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: going to go watch because you were offended. I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I was. I don't. I wasn't offended. I just wasn't
Speaker 1: interested because I was like, he's doing comedy. I don't
Speaker 1: get it. Like I was like, that's all that's for me.
Speaker 1: But he felt like I insulted him the whole nine
Speaker 1: and and he and he expressed it in the video.
Speaker 1: Everybody was calling me. You see the video t I made.
Speaker 1: You know when t I goes into the woods, When
Speaker 1: he goes into the woods, he's mad at something. He goes.
Speaker 1: I asked something to say. I want to express myself. Uh,
Speaker 1: the other day Godfrey expeditiously. You know, t I is
Speaker 1: my man and we and Nick Cannon shout out to
Speaker 1: Nick Cannon um he Um called yeah, I said, can
Speaker 1: we make a FACETI I'm wanna FaceTime him. We talked.
Speaker 1: He said, I respect you man, you O g get you.
Speaker 1: You wanted the best. I appreciate that that man, I
Speaker 1: funk with you. I just was I was just talking
Speaker 1: like a comedian. I'm I'm a headliner. I'm not coming
Speaker 1: out watch you. That's hustling, funk. I look like I'm
Speaker 1: the headliner. You're t you're a superstar, but I'm the
Speaker 1: star of this comedy show. So you were You were
Speaker 1: actually protecting your bag going farward also right by not
Speaker 1: going out there, because if you if you had went
Speaker 1: out there after that, it takes away from the it
Speaker 1: take not only does it take away that moment, but
Speaker 1: it could affect your bag later down the line. You know,
Speaker 1: like if somebody get away with that once, they'll try
Speaker 1: you again. That's what I'm saying. So yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: it's just they's just code of ethics. That's all it was.
Speaker 1: It wasn't him doing comedy. That going good for you.
Speaker 1: And then I said, man, you're really taking this ship serious.
Speaker 1: He goes man I've been going. I said, that's what's up.
Speaker 1: Be ready for the grind, because comedy is a fucking
Speaker 1: what to get the art form itself, I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about the travel t I don't have problem traveling the
Speaker 1: guys loaded. I ain't talking about the art itself is
Speaker 1: a grind. To get it down takes a lot of work.
Speaker 1: It's sculpting. I don't give a funk with anybody's says.
Speaker 1: I don't care what anybody says. You can listen to
Speaker 1: the podcast talking whatever you want. We can go pound
Speaker 1: for pound on the mic. It takes a lot of work.
Speaker 1: When I first did comedy, I knew I was funny,
Speaker 1: but I didn't have shipped to say. And Bernie Mac
Speaker 1: used to tell me that ship he's like the motherfucker
Speaker 1: you know, they can just come up here and do
Speaker 1: the ship takes a lot of mother wuck work, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when Bertie used to fucking school me on ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he goes to guys, he goes, you know, half the
Speaker 1: motherfucking job. It's being interesting. You gotta mother fucking interesting,
Speaker 1: you know. Motherfucker's I don't want to be in a
Speaker 1: room with your asks. He used to say that ship.
Speaker 1: And I used to be like, yeah, they wanted and
Speaker 1: then he says, you gotta. It's like you gotta put
Speaker 1: the time in. You know. That's I've learned that from
Speaker 1: Seinfeldt Seinfeld when he when he talked to me and say, hey,
Speaker 1: how long you've been doing Comedy's about ten years? I
Speaker 1: said about ten years. He goes, you're a ten year old.
Speaker 1: That's your that's your agent comedy. Remember that, you know
Speaker 1: Seinfeld but doing comedy since the seventies, I've been. I
Speaker 1: was advised by Cosby before all this ship happened. He
Speaker 1: he gave me advice. That's when his son was murdered.
Speaker 1: I was there. I was working there. Yeah, I was there.
Speaker 1: I was there. I remember the day and everything. He said.
Speaker 1: I remember the ship, I said, because you could come
Speaker 1: into his office and talk to him. He had his
Speaker 1: cigar and ship. He goes, hey, you know, I said, hey,
Speaker 1: you can just walk into his armies open, say hey,
Speaker 1: what's up that Steve Black? He better close that damn dope. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just walk your ass in. Yeah no, And Steve. Steve
Speaker 1: gave me advice when I was in a comedy team
Speaker 1: in Chicago. He gave I was in a duo and
Speaker 1: my man, and my man was sucking up the whole
Speaker 1: thing because I was writing all the ship. He was
Speaker 1: getting high drunk for getting the lines. And Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: I was in the hallway. It was a place called
Speaker 1: All Jokes Aside in Chicago, All Jokes Aside. My man
Speaker 1: Raymond Lambert shout to Raymond Lambert, Mary Lindsay and James
Speaker 1: Alexander and he goes, um, he mean, he goes, what's wrong, man,
Speaker 1: I said, My partner keeps forgetting my house. In the
Speaker 1: comedy team, it was called Godfrey and Alexander. My first
Speaker 1: year we opened up for del Givings and Steve and
Speaker 1: t K. Kirkland and he goes, uh, yeah. T K
Speaker 1: is the one that got me my manager, and he's
Speaker 1: the reason why I moved to New York. T K Kirkland,
Speaker 1: God Damn. T K got his hand and everybody that's
Speaker 1: the truth. T K sounds like he's lying. When t
Speaker 1: K talks, he sounds like he's lying. And he's not. No, No,
Speaker 1: I believe it. One of those he's like Godfrey, I
Speaker 1: got him to go to New York. No, I was
Speaker 1: there and you'd be like he's lying. No, he's telling
Speaker 1: the truth. He talks like how this dude just moves
Speaker 1: around man, and how he's just been involved in so
Speaker 1: many peaks. My my first manager, I moved to New
Speaker 1: York out of him arranging that ship. It was T. K.
Speaker 1: Kirkland shout and my first and my first. My first
Speaker 1: roommate was Viola Davis when she was at Juilliard Acting School.
Speaker 1: And I saw Viola not too long ago at an
Speaker 1: interview at nine two Wide in New York, and I
Speaker 1: met her backstage and she goes, there, goes my roommate.
Speaker 1: She remembered me, So what does Steve. Steve was like, So,
Speaker 1: he's like, you're the funny motherfucker. You're the funny one
Speaker 1: on that one. He's like, you're the funny one. You
Speaker 1: know you You're the mortalented one. He goes, how much
Speaker 1: you getting for this? I said, I'm getting about We're
Speaker 1: getting like a hundred bucks. He goes, are you tired
Speaker 1: of splitting that ship? I said yeah. He goes cut
Speaker 1: his ass and he walked off. That's when Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: had a ball this fot. He goes, I remember, he goes,
Speaker 1: I'll see you later and he walks off. And I go,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut his He goes, cut his ass. That's
Speaker 1: your money, boy, he's ass. He's dumbass up there wasting time.
Speaker 1: You ain't got time to be splitting that ship. Get
Speaker 1: your hundred dollars, boy, Cosby said. Cosby goes, he goes,
Speaker 1: he goes. The first thing, he goes writing, you got
Speaker 1: to put it on the paper. You got the right son,
Speaker 1: You got to writing. Your ideas have to go on
Speaker 1: the paper. You have to write every he got to
Speaker 1: be writing the ideas. But oh yeah. Then he goes,
Speaker 1: I want you to see the word show business, show business.
Speaker 1: What is the long bigger word business. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like writing, you got to write, put it in.
Speaker 1: And he says, you know, sim bad. He knocks it
Speaker 1: out the park, SI bad. But the dupeuper dope. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was beautiful. Though. I got advice from a lot
Speaker 1: of great people. Man worked with Robin Williams. We have
Speaker 1: the same birthday. No, he never really gave advice. He
Speaker 1: just sat quietly and and and But you if you
Speaker 1: got him hyped like I would, I would talk like that,
Speaker 1: you know, that corny black voice, and he would start
Speaker 1: doing it. I'd be like, what's up, Robbie be like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm good. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, brother, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like a little yeah, you know what, the little
Speaker 1: corny black and he does. And he's the nicest man though.
Speaker 1: He's one of my favorite. Such a nice man. Same birthday,
Speaker 1: July twenty one, And he's such a nice I've worked
Speaker 1: with a futimes. He's a humble, humble, humble that dude.
Speaker 1: Oh he was great, great dude. I work with Raymond
Speaker 1: Moano sometimes good another good dude. Yeah, I've worked a
Speaker 1: lot of good, good folks. There's some good comedians. George Wallace,
Speaker 1: same birthday, George. You know, there's a lot of stupid
Speaker 1: people out here. I'm just so tired. You ever see
Speaker 1: somebody just so damn stupid. I'm so you know, that's
Speaker 1: George Wallace. Man, that's my man, real humble dude, always encouraging.
Speaker 1: He's like, man, you're just so talented, Godfrey, You're so talented.
Speaker 1: Just just keep it up. You're just beautiful. Just keep
Speaker 1: doing it, man, just keep doing it. Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: used to like when he used to do that. There's
Speaker 1: something just don't make no sense. Yeah, Yeah, he's funny,
Speaker 1: funny dude, man. Yes, so yeah, I've been fortunate to
Speaker 1: work around really really great comedians the whole nine, seeing people,
Speaker 1: you know, get to the top, man and you go, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm almost there. Yeah, I'm there. I'm a successful comedian.
Speaker 1: Not let me not sit there and go you're kind
Speaker 1: of anything. No, I'm a successful that you are. You are,
Speaker 1: you are successful. Uh but with that, we know that
Speaker 1: the opportunities out there for comics on your level. And
Speaker 1: how so how frustrating is it that you don't get
Speaker 1: those opportunities? Fat man? Who doesn't want to be in
Speaker 1: a Spider Man movie? Yeah? Funk? I grew up on
Speaker 1: Spider Man. I met Stanley three times. I you know,
Speaker 1: I uh yeah, who doesn't want to be in all
Speaker 1: that ship? You're I'm a you know, we grew up boys. Man.
Speaker 1: We want to we want to do a tuck and
Speaker 1: roll and shoot a gun. We want to drive a car,
Speaker 1: fast car, get the girl. Yeah I would. I Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's frustrating. Man. I'm a pretty good actor too. I
Speaker 1: have great acting teachers I've studied under in New York
Speaker 1: City and uh yeah, lady by name of Alice Spivack
Speaker 1: she passed away, though. Alice Spivack in New York City's
Speaker 1: legendary active teacher. And yeah, and I yeah, I have
Speaker 1: I have pretty decent chops. I didn't say I was Denzel,
Speaker 1: but you know, I'm decent. And I see a lot
Speaker 1: of cats that I go, I think I'd better skilling
Speaker 1: that guy, and and you go. But you know, it's
Speaker 1: like it's my bed. I have to lay in it.
Speaker 1: I chose to do this ship. I chose it. And
Speaker 1: this business has always been like this. I didn't just
Speaker 1: come into a go what I didn't know? They It's
Speaker 1: always been the thing. And and then I then I
Speaker 1: kind of back up and go, We'll think about what
Speaker 1: step and Fetch it went through. Think about what Hattie
Speaker 1: McDaniel went through, Think about what moms maybe went through.
Speaker 1: Think about what what he Strode went through. Think about
Speaker 1: Sydney put all these people from the past. Think about
Speaker 1: how much worse it was, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: motherfucker what And I'm and then sometimes I start to
Speaker 1: do that and I go, let me chill. I've I'm
Speaker 1: so fortunate to be doing this job for twenty some years.
Speaker 1: No job, I win. I told my own shots. I
Speaker 1: do what the funk I want. I get to travel everywhere.
Speaker 1: I have great crowds. I'm making money doing what I love. Man,
Speaker 1: Come on, and it's not like I haven't been on anything,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But you but as an artist,
Speaker 1: we still want other things. You're like a plant. If
Speaker 1: you put a plant in a in a body, it's
Speaker 1: gonna still try to find other ways to extend. I
Speaker 1: want to do more films. Hell, yeah, I got the
Speaker 1: skills that I would love to be on. Have my
Speaker 1: own show. Yeah, single cameras from Dope ship. I watch
Speaker 1: a lot of television, lots of movies. Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to do my own shift. I would love to go here.
Speaker 1: I have something, let's do it, you know. And I
Speaker 1: and it's coming. You know, it's just something. Some people's
Speaker 1: lanes just it's just it's like traffic. Some lanes are
Speaker 1: moving slower than others, but you're going to the same destination,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm gonna get it
Speaker 1: though it's it's impossible for me not to. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to appreciate that. But I like, like I'll be
Speaker 1: doing good you know, good times. It's coming out animation,
Speaker 1: you know, they're doing Good Times animation for that Flix.
Speaker 1: I'm doing some characters on there and Cree Summer Crease
Speaker 1: Summer from from what is it called? From Different World?
Speaker 1: Remember Freddie? Remember the girl Freddie. She was a little
Speaker 1: She is a you know, she's a voiceover master. Oh,
Speaker 1: inspector gadget. She was the girl for thirty years. She
Speaker 1: and she is producing the voices. She coached me and
Speaker 1: some of the voices I'm doing for Good Times the
Speaker 1: animation series come out on Netflix. She coached you. She
Speaker 1: coached me yesterday. Yeah, it was crazy. She was there
Speaker 1: in the zoom. I was like, how many different voices
Speaker 1: she's done, like over thirty and forty of them. She
Speaker 1: does a lot of voices. It's crazy, little girls, different animals,
Speaker 1: ship like that. She's bad as ship. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: Keith David. You know Keith David. You ever see Dead President?
Speaker 1: He was curly the older Black Men or um damn
Speaker 1: Dead Presidents with Lorenz Tate or um something. Oh Atlanta
Speaker 1: remember Atlanta with t I remember he was the rich father.
Speaker 1: Remember the girl that was pretending like, yeah, he's good.
Speaker 1: He does talks like this the whole time. A lot
Speaker 1: of voice over what I was in on time. I
Speaker 1: was in an audition, a voice over audition. He walked
Speaker 1: in and I threw my papers up. Everybody started laughing.
Speaker 1: I said, the fuck. I'm sitting at him like practicing
Speaker 1: my ship going remember Prudential. And he comes in, How
Speaker 1: you doing, gentlemen? I said, man, Yeah, you know, he
Speaker 1: does a lot of the PPS. He does a lot
Speaker 1: of PPS, narration, PBS, he has the Jack Johnson documentary.
Speaker 1: He's He's that's his voice. The Jazz tempar series is
Speaker 1: Keith David. He does a lot. He does Gargoyle, he
Speaker 1: does a lot. He's amazing, And I want to do
Speaker 1: stuff like like him. Yeah, were you amazing? To man?
Speaker 1: I want to see you do stuff appreciate. Even even
Speaker 1: even with the Joe Rogan thing, he's following me. Now yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't been on it yet, but he's Joe's following Joe.
Speaker 1: They say, Joe's following me. Yeah, it's following me. Come on, Joe.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's a big fan of yours. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know he has to, he has to pick people
Speaker 1: on his own. But I've done so. I've done like
Speaker 1: a lot of his friends podcast. You know what I'm
Speaker 1: saying I just have Everyone's like, what are you going
Speaker 1: to do? Because it took me a long time to
Speaker 1: do Breakfast Club. You're on his radar. That's cool. That'd
Speaker 1: be fun because I love his podcast. Yeah, a lot
Speaker 1: of my friends are on it, man, and they are
Speaker 1: blown up from that ship he did had the Magic Touch.
Speaker 1: But you guys are your numbers are pretty damn good yourself. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: everyone's like when we can't on a small get old boys.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but this is what I'm glad to be
Speaker 1: on this. I was like, what they gotta do this? Hell, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to do your show too, man. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: we can zoom it. It's all good because to talk
Speaker 1: to you, that'd be fantastic. What are you recording? I
Speaker 1: recorded the lour East Side of New York City, but
Speaker 1: we always got a feed. I just did Sham. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm have to come to do that show by myself though.
Speaker 1: Use well, I put it like this, if Brad can
Speaker 1: make it, fine, But but but my daughter lives in
Speaker 1: New York and so so I need to go back
Speaker 1: to New York. She's just left Houston, but to go back,
Speaker 1: but I need to go to New York because I
Speaker 1: have to, you know, as I find I got to
Speaker 1: go in and make sure I got gold to look
Speaker 1: around seven. Okay, she lived in Manhattan. I have to
Speaker 1: go down are like. She's like right by Radio City. Meet.
Speaker 1: She's not that far from me. I'm I'm by not
Speaker 1: too far from Carnegie Hall. She's she's very she's right there,
Speaker 1: she's like three blocks. Okay, she's a lawyer. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Yeah, okay, cool? Yeah, man, And so when's
Speaker 1: the next time you're gonna play New York you mean comedy?
Speaker 1: When I get back Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I do it
Speaker 1: a middle week usually, is that right? Yeah? I need to.
Speaker 1: I need to link y'all up. Man. So so she
Speaker 1: can come out, and she can come out and come
Speaker 1: and bring your friends whatever. Boy, Yeah, let her that's cool.
Speaker 1: I'll be cool. I was like, I'm following. I'm finally
Speaker 1: met you. Absolutely absolutely man, thank you for coming on
Speaker 1: the show. Appreciate it. Follow me an Instagram Comedian Godfrey.
Speaker 1: See me on a new season of Wilding Out Season
Speaker 1: eight Team Nick Cannon, see me on a new Michael
Speaker 1: j show on HBO Max And yeah, man, just keep
Speaker 1: following me. Following me and follow me, Follow me. That's it,
Speaker 1: and God for retrust. No more talk, no mo talk.
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