WEBVTT - The Comedian Godfrey Episode Part. 2 0:00:01.040 --> 0:00:04.480 Get you know, boys, it's back and reot it all 0:00:04.640 --> 0:00:07.360 in your mind. Yeah, and that deep throating. This is 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:10.960 for the streets, the reel, the rail roaded, the distant franchise, 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:13.680 the Truth Escape Doulding, And they ain't know when we 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:16.360 speak the truth, so they quoted because we wrote it. 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:20.040 The North South East Coat the g B my keeping 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:23.000 your head, Bobby, it ain't no stopping and wants to 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:26.479 be drips head by then the system is so corrupt 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:28.360 they throw the rock out of their heads and then 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:32.320 blame me. Do U g B? Don't get twisted on 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:38.880 code and me and danced for no buttament biscuits. I got. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:40.839 I got a good question for you, man. What's that? 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:47.559 So you on stage at the fucking Oscars and you're 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:54.120 telling joke somebody's wife and the husband runs up on you. Quick, 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.400 what's the first thing you wanna do? Well? I studied 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:58.560 have Keto foe out, so I tried maybe kick him 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.520 in his face, okay, or kick him may maybe low 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:07.760 kick him in the knee or something. But what what 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:11.080 if you didn't you thought that would be the last thing. 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:14.640 Then he hit me, then I would probably kick him 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:17.440 in his back if he walked away right, I'll be 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:19.120 like this, I'd be like this, what the fund trip? 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:22.080 I would like probably push him right funk out of here. 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:25.480 Man for turning on the cheek? Was that cool? Oh? 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:29.000 It made him actually got him his tickets sales went up. 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:34.440 And Will Smith's not a small dude. Well was kind 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:40.000 of a big guy. I think if because like let's say, 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:43.440 let's say Corey Holkum was on, let's just say Willie 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:45.440 d was up there, Oh, that would he would have 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:50.160 got them hands right here. Here's the thing, like when 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:52.320 he slipped it from me, I have, I have this 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:56.559 thing called discernment, right, and I would not I would 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:59.600 not have dd a that bit like I know that 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:02.040 as a line, and I know the comedians always say 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:07.200 ain't no lines, and but that doesn't imaginary line, right, 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:12.160 And unless I had a bone to pick with Will, 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:14.280 I probably wouldn't have said, well, I know I would 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:16.600 not have said that Joe. I would have had to 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:20.239 have some type of angst, you know, in regards to him, 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:22.040 you know, other than that, you know, I would not 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:24.680 tell that joke because I don't want to. I try 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:28.000 to avoid situations that will make that that will make 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:31.240 me have to engage in conflict, you know, I try to. 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:34.079 I try to avoid them type of situations because conflict 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:36.480 is costly. Even if you win, you might lose. You 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:38.240 did what I'm saying, So I try to avoid them 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:43.200 those type of situations. So if let's just say, hypothetically, 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:46.919 if it was me, of course my career would they've 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:49.880 been over right there on the spot because I would 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:53.040 have fun. Well up, I would have fun. We are 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:55.240 all the way up. You know, my career would have 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.240 been over right there in that moment because all that 0:02:58.280 --> 0:03:01.440 old Oscar ship don't mean nothing to me like that. 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:04.480 It's cool. I'm thank y'all for letting me host the Oscars. 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:08.320 I know it's a great moment. It's a great accolade 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:12.400 for me to have in my career. But this, I 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:15.200 just this mother slapped me is one of the slapping 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:17.280 a man. It is one of the things that you 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:20.959 can do to a man. It's a slapper man. And 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:24.440 and and look, I've never been slapped by a man, 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:28.240 but I've been spit on by a man. And that 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:32.760 man will never spit on another human being in life. Okay, 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:35.000 I don't play like that, so I would like I 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.320 would not play like that. I like that right there. 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:40.200 I would have had the funk we are all away, 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:44.160 not just a little bit all the way to funk up. 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:47.280 I don't care about the oscars. I don't even fuck 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:51.120 about decorum. I don't even ship about all y'all talking 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:55.720 about where that was the respectful thing to do and 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:58.520 say it would have just been what it was. But 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:01.560 I'm glad I was not in that decision. And and 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:05.000 I'm glad. I'm really glad, you know. And it's easy 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:06.720 for me to say because it didn't happen to me, 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.880 but I'm glad that Chris did not strike him. I'm 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:13.120 glad that Chris did not hit him back, because now 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:17.600 you got two black men, two prominent black men, engage 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:21.520 in this foolish and it would just look really fucking 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:25.360 even more. And I'm and I'm not in the embarrassment. 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:29.000 To me, it's not about how other people see us. 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:32.000 It's about how we see ourselves. I don't give a 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:36.400 funk everybody else thinking or whatever. I care about how 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:40.080 we see ourselves. And that overall that was not a 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:43.360 good look for us, because there are people that young 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:47.520 comics and young entertainers and young people period who look 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:49.840 up to both of those guys and to see that 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:53.599 type of foolish ignorance. You know what I'm saying, that happened, 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.920 and you can't say certain ships in comedy, you know. 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:01.359 I think it's you gotta. It's textual. You're at A. 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:04.800 You're at a You're at an award show. You're gonna 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.119 have a different state of mind. You're at an award show. 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:11.280 Everybody's watching, families are watching Boo all right, when he 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:14.000 was that really really bad, No, I don't think it 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:16.359 was bad because g I j g I Jane looks 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.440 really good like dim Me Moore look good as fun 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:22.680 as g I Jane. I think I think okay, because 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:26.640 he said G I Jane, g A Jane too, that's 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:31.680 Chris rock Man. That's like within the safeness of it's 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:34.720 we're talking about movies. It's it's a celebration of movies. 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:38.600 He said, G I Jane. That's contextual to what's going on. 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:41.640 It's movies. Dem Me Moore look good as funk with 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:45.560 the shaved head. Um, Jada, you're not a bad looking lady. 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:48.400 You look good. He was saying that, and and the 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:51.280 fact that it got a laugh, she felt like boom 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:54.599 the alopecia thing, but you don't look like you have alopecia. 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:57.400 It wasn't about that. It was like, you look good, 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:01.000 but he's Chris Rock. I'm a comedian. I thought Chris 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:02.920 was in the right. I don't think he was that bad. 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.719 He was complimenting her, and I thought they were friends. 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:07.680 I thought he knew them like that. But then he 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:11.360 made a comment on them in and that's where that 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.680 comes from. It's like me, it's like we didn't bump 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:17.440 hands a few times before. I got something on my 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:20.359 chest right now, and then now here we go again. 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:26.080 And actually he probably laughed. That's that's what really laughed. 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:32.279 It was like, see now that not now, that's what 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:35.280 really really made a lot of people say, now do 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:40.120 that wasn't cool because had he had he had that reaction. 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:45.760 I think that's what you made me feel. You made 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:51.560 me feel bad. There I was cool, and then my 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:54.640 wife he was the lame. And then they said it 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:57.880 was playing. Everybody's saying it's fixed. Have you heard this ship? 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:02.440 I was like, what my thing is this? Even if 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:04.920 it was fixed, who the funk plan? That's stupid ship. 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:07.680 I'm about to win the Oscar let's go up and 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:10.120 once you smack Chris Rock, then go back and say, 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:13.240 keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth. What kind 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:16.200 of plan is that? I don't know. A people say 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:21.720 it was fixed, but I think I think we were just. 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:25.200 I think he's coming apart personally because even when in 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.720 his speech he goes, I'm tired of smiling people's faces 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:30.120 when I shoot. I think that he's always been a 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:34.040 good black kid for so long that he wants to 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:37.280 shake that ship. And I think, and this some people 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:39.840 may get mad at this, that Jada is part of 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.360 this ship man. She's part of making him feel like 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:45.240 he ain't ship. Sometimes she might maybe she throws that 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:47.880 Tupac ship in his face because he's like, oh, your 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:52.240 wraps are a little corny. Tupac had real rhymes. Parents 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:58.840 just don't understand. She never knows. I can't believe it. No, 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:04.400 I love showing untands dope. She will some time like 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:11.400 Smith fan. But I'm saying, come on rock the House 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:15.960 album before that. But I'm saying what I'm saying. But 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:21.320 what if I'm saying I remember this? Maybe she remember 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:24.160 there's a video of her filming Will and he's like, 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:26.920 could you not do that. Stop filming me. This is 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:30.440 not for your I take social media serious. And she's 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:35.560 like clowning him. Maybe maybe that it was like we're 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:37.440 not with them all the time. There could be some 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:41.320 brawl out hard arguments where he's going, why the fund 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:42.920 do you always do that to me? I don't know. 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.640 Maybe I don't know. And she's living off of him. 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:50.840 He's the he's the breadwinner. Funk what you heard? He's 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:53.559 the king and she's been riding off his ship for 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:55.520 a while. I'm not taking anything from Jada because I'm 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:58.720 a Jada pink I always love Jada Pinkett. But people 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:00.840 are funking with you because of Will. That's what I think. 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:04.080 Will Smith is the king. Funk what you heard? That 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:07.280 guy got record for eight movies in a role grossing 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:12.839 over a hundred million, and the residuals must be fucking crazy. 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:17.640 Well here's here's the thing. Will be all right because 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:24.600 he has character equity. Yeah, so he'll he'll be all right. 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:27.320 Uh you know, hey, he do one ship. You know, 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:30.160 it just shows that he's human. You know, Well we 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:33.000 always knew that, but sometimes people got to see that 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:36.199 type of ship. You know. That's why personally, I don't 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:42.640 mind like somebody seeing me like like going through some ship, 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:45.880 because you know sometimes because the thing is is that 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:49.480 if you if you come off too squeaky clean, when 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:52.920 you do something fucked up, it's gonna be harder for 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:56.880 you to recover. Look, man, I've done some fun in 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:59.320 the past, and I'm gonna do some fun in the future. 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.680 I don't know when. I don't know when, but I'm 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:04.440 telling you it's coming. And I'm trying to be a 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.520 better man. I'm trying my ass out. Man, I'm trying 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:10.720 to be a better man, and I'm hoping that that 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:13.560 that I don't get caught up in something. But some 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.440 sh it gonna happen because I'm not perfect, and I 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:21.240 don't know when somebody's go flip that switch in the light. 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.560 Don't come on. I don't know. I'm a black guy, 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:27.280 you know what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't know. 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:33.240 I think our business is very frustrating. There's a lot 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:36.000 of ship that they make you bottle up, especially as 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:39.440 black man in America. Holy fuck. And then I see 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:42.640 some guys I know that do stuff in the business 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.880 that I wouldn't do, but they're getting there here. But 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:48.840 I go, I can't do that kind of ship, and 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:51.760 I'm and it angers me. Sometimes when I go, I 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:54.520 like what, I like what I do, I feel great. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:58.040 I wake up going, yeah, mind clear, I go. You 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.400 know what I mean? My ass ain't leaking none of 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:02.880 that ship. I'm good to go. I don't need a 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:05.400 butt plug or nothing. I'm not leaving a trail of 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:11.360 blood and fucking come on anguish and this PGG just day, man, 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:12.800 I just did it. I said I don't need a 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:19.040 butt plug. I said, I'm not leaking. I didn't looks 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:21.200 this guy. He said, you're not toughing this guy up. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.800 I said, my buddy. I could have said, my asshole 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:28.439 just got fucked. No, I said, hey, my butts leaking. 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.120 I try to be as safe as I can. This 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:33.280 guy's Disney World. He gave you a talk to anybody. 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:36.480 You know what I means. Every time I talk to 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:38.400 this guy, this guy, let's make a PG. I've been 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:40.800 coaching off fucking day. All of a sudden, this guy goes, hey, 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:45.360 I might snap, and I just go, hey, hey, I 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:48.480 get no respect. I tell you, I tell you no respect. 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:50.920 I talked about my bus leaking all of a sudden, 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:56.439 he has a problem with it. Hey, man, you're nick 0:11:56.520 --> 0:12:02.199 this is funny, and the motherfucker jack sleep ship talking 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:05.480 about pussy and ship. Niggas ain't shit. I'm tired of 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:08.679 this ship. Damn. Nigga can't talk about it. God, Now 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:12.400 the niggas is getting funed. We got to keep it real. 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:16.640 Kiss my ass to get old. Boys. Your motherfucker's been 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:20.200 talking about holes and ship. I said, my ass leaking 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:23.400 this motherfucker turning the church and mother bucker. You got 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:33.199 a lot of nerve. God damn. Oh, you niggas. You 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:37.360 niggas are real funny. You niggas are very funny. Ghetto boys. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:40.360 You got a lot of goddamn nerve. Call yourself goddamn 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:47.640 ghetto boys. Fifth ward nigga, fifth goddamn war. God man, 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:54.240 you are so fucking telling, man, God damn, God Damn. 0:12:54.720 --> 0:13:02.080 Paul Mooney, good god man, you fucking goddamn telling. Appreciate you, man, Damn. 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:06.480 Coming from talented guys like yourself, who I grew up 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:09.840 listening to, that's crazy. You know when I first heard 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:13.720 about you guys, I was in Chicago and we turned 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:17.480 to MPR NPR the end of the it's like a college. 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:20.400 You know, every I think every city has an MPR college. 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:23.800 And they were like, we're gonna be playing, We're gonna 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:26.880 play these new guys from out of Houston, blah blah blah. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.559 And it was like ghetto boys, ghett old boys, and 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:33.480 ghett old boys don't funk with me. We're like funking 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:37.600 these guys and we're like playing. That's how I heard 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:40.880 about you, guys. Lout to Chicago, man, Chicago has been 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:46.000 there from day y'all, y'all show us so much God, 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:49.360 because we really respect Chicago, man. We really respect the 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:51.560 people in Chicago. And I'm gonna tell you something before 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:55.320 you before you jump in Chicago oftentimes get a bad rap. 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:58.720 It's not people. It is not the majority of people 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:02.800 in Chicago who It is a very small percentage of 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:07.160 people who are doing all they're doing all the foolishness 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:12.520 and you know, along with a few corrupt cops. But anyway, 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:16.080 just to let you know, Chicago has some of the createst, 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:18.760 most beautiful people that don't know about some of the 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:22.120 coolest people that I've ever met in my life. You 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:25.960 know that lives in it lives in Chicago and are 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:30.520 from Chicago, and we have a fantastic black community, middle class, 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:35.080 wealthy educated from Chicago. You got parts of the South 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:37.280 side of the Western black folks that are killing the 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:40.960 game that are all like hbc U ivy leaguers. They 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:45.520 got there. They're like scientists, doctors, lawyers, murdering the game. 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:50.440 Excuse me, sorry for that word, but they're they're they're there. 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:53.680 There's a strong black community and strong black president Chicago 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:56.480 that are not all gangbangers the funk out of here. 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:58.920 They just like to pump that ship up. But Chicago 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:01.080 is a beautiful city. You can go to a lot 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:04.040 of beautiful places and no one's doing ship. I mean 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:05.760 if you go to the gang area and throw up 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:08.920 some signs, yeah, but other than that, it's isolated ship. 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:12.720 So yeah, I shout out to my Chicago folks for real, 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:18.320 for real house music all day, you know what I mean. Chicago. Yeah, 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:22.480 But I'm saying like, yeah, man, this um the comedy, 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:26.440 the whole comedy. Ship. Like I'm saying, like, when I 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:29.080 look at the business, I go, man, I wish you 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.640 know you can just go hey, I'm gonna take the 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.280 road of integrity, all right, You guys, don't mind right, 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:37.880 and I can get paid the same amount, you know, 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:41.320 but it takes you a little longer when you decide 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:45.080 to do that. And I yeah, of course, man, I 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:47.520 should be on TENSI cars by now. You should be 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.440 playing the mail man like, hey, man, I got mail 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:54.680 for you. You should be playing whatever the no doubt, doubt, whatever, 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:58.840 no doubt you know. And it's that that that just 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:02.080 goes to show. Man, the majority of people in this 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:04.760 country who are at the top, who are in leadership positions, 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:08.080 really ain't ship. I'm gonna tell you straight up, bro, 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:11.320 really ain't ship. It's a lot of diabolical people in 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:16.040 in top positions because it's no way possible. Somebody could 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:20.080 just watched you for five minutes and don't say, man, 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:22.280 I need to get this guy. But what they want 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:25.400 to know? Wait, waiten, what's his position on politics? What 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:29.600 does he think about? But my girlfriend? He's gonna my wife? 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:35.240 He is he gonna? Is he gonna? Is he gonna? 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:37.600 I don't want to? Is he gonna try to? He gonna? 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:40.840 Is he gonna try to? I think I think I'm 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:45.120 gonna have to go with a sexuality. I'm gonna say homeo, no, no, 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:48.560 I'm a sexual. My friends just let me work. I 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:52.600 have no sex. I don't like any of it. I'm nothing. 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:55.480 UNI where if you can be anything other than the 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:59.200 hetero sexual, you get you straight in well eight, doesn't 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:03.840 they include a set? Yeah, LGBT just you. You can 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:08.720 just call yourself in a thing sexual male, straight man. 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.680 The way these motherfucking women are nowadays, they can call 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:13.880 you out on anything. Now I'm just a sexual. I'll 0:17:13.880 --> 0:17:16.440 be like ship man after shows. I used to like, Hey, 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:20.159 what's up. I'd be like straight in agreeing room. Thanks by, 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:24.000 I'm not ship. Everybody's calling the cops on everybody. Now 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:25.719 you can't do ship. You can't even say hi, how 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:30.040 are you? He aggressively said hard to me. I'm not uncomfortable. 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:34.080 I look, I'm comfortable with that. He said. Hi. I said, 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:36.520 what's up? But it was very I don't like the 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:43.040 way he's stressed up. Yeah that that's not cool. Yeah, 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:48.320 you know, because that's you know what it's like. But 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:50.480 it's like, I come from the city where you're back 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:53.320 to it. Hey, how do you take a photo like 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:55.800 kenle Reese? That motherucker does this with his hands, He 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:58.080 keeps it out, He does that man, I put my 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:02.080 hands in front of me. I'm like, yeah yeah, and 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:04.080 girls were like, can I help get them? We're not 0:18:04.240 --> 0:18:08.400 doing that? Girl voice belted podcast sheep right back after 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:17.560 the point. That's still better than me because at one 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:21.280 point I stopped taking pictures with girls I didn't know 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:24.879 because yeah, yeah, yeah, I never told you this, Brad, 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:27.520 But once once, Um, I was in the club one 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:31.159 day in Houston and this dude, uh walked up to 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:33.720 me and said, yeah, Willie Man, Yeah, what's up? Man? Uh? 0:18:34.000 --> 0:18:36.760 You know you you've been about to see my sister later? 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:38.480 I mean no, no, he not. He didn't say my sister. 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:40.800 He said have you been aby to see my nephew lately? 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:46.439 And I said who is your nephew? He said, uh yeah, 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:50.200 such such such said the girl name? And man, don't 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:51.800 you got a baby? A boy? My sisters? That's to 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:53.840 hold on, bro, I ain't got no kids. I ain't 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:57.960 got no kids. And he's like, he was like, and 0:18:58.000 --> 0:19:01.080 she got a picture of you on the man? You 0:19:01.119 --> 0:19:03.040 would hub on the man. I at my mom my house. 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:05.679 I say, dude, do you know how many women that 0:19:05.760 --> 0:19:10.520 I take pictures with every fucking week? And the dude 0:19:10.760 --> 0:19:13.560 me me. He was a big dude too, but I 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:16.280 had already sized him up. I'm gonna break his ass down. 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:19.520 But he was like looking down, like yeah, man, men, 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:22.760 he got he was mad. He was frustrated that I 0:19:22.800 --> 0:19:26.000 would not claim this little kid that I didn't even know. 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:28.880 So for a while, like I would. I would say 0:19:28.880 --> 0:19:32.119 about three maybe two years, I stopped taking pictures with 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:35.159 women I did not know because I was just I 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:39.000 was paragling. And and one day, one day I woke up, man, 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:42.880 and I realized I was depressed. And I realized that 0:19:42.880 --> 0:19:45.119 that was part of it, that was part of me 0:19:45.400 --> 0:19:50.920 trying to like live up to somebody else's expectations, because 0:19:50.920 --> 0:19:53.000 I wouldn't even if I if I went to a club, 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:57.280 I wouldn't do any type of you know, get on 0:19:57.320 --> 0:19:59.199 the dance floor nothing, you know, not say that I 0:19:59.200 --> 0:20:02.320 could dance, but you know, we don't dance. We don't dance. 0:20:02.320 --> 0:20:04.639 We boogie, but I would not even get on the 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:06.359 dance floor. I go into the v I p A 0:20:06.480 --> 0:20:08.200 and I just see it or I just stand around. 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:11.600 And I just realized, goddamn, man, I had to self 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:14.520 diagnose in my sounds like I'm depressed. And that was 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:17.800 why that was the reason, trying to live up to 0:20:17.880 --> 0:20:21.280 other people's expectations. Have you ever found yourself in that 0:20:21.359 --> 0:20:25.080 type of funk? If it feels like that nowadays, like 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:29.000 you know, um, you have people turn on you that 0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:32.040 you know, like what And I have a clean record, 0:20:32.119 --> 0:20:35.600 like I'm I'm I don't even if if a woman 0:20:35.720 --> 0:20:38.879 rolls her eyes at me, I walk away if she 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:43.000 hasn't answered, I'm lazy. I've never been an aggressive like yo. 0:20:44.000 --> 0:20:45.880 I don't even know how guys be touching on girls 0:20:45.920 --> 0:20:47.679 and clubs. I'm not how do you just grab my 0:20:47.760 --> 0:20:50.480 hair like that? I just be like hey, And a 0:20:50.520 --> 0:20:52.480 lot of times I'll meet girls two friends to like 0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:54.480 if youre a group of people, hey, this is my 0:20:54.560 --> 0:20:57.840 old hey baba. But I'm never I've never cat called. 0:20:58.200 --> 0:21:02.480 I never was like yo, I never did I never 0:21:02.520 --> 0:21:07.680 did that. I think that's the corny is I've never 0:21:07.720 --> 0:21:09.720 done that in my life. I have said I know 0:21:09.760 --> 0:21:16.159 that's right when the lady pays before, that's right. That 0:21:16.880 --> 0:21:21.600 anything that's not, But that's not like hey, alright girl, 0:21:24.200 --> 0:21:29.040 I've never done that. I'm very like like very you know, 0:21:29.320 --> 0:21:33.760 I don't even rarely look anymore. I'm just because it's 0:21:33.800 --> 0:21:36.920 like they've made it like that sort of you don't 0:21:36.920 --> 0:21:38.880 want to look, you don't want to do anything because 0:21:39.080 --> 0:21:46.400 everything's gonna stop me from looking. Bro I don't give Yeah, 0:21:46.480 --> 0:21:48.639 you could be like you could be like this and 0:21:48.640 --> 0:21:50.680 they'd be like they got you going looking man. That's 0:21:50.720 --> 0:21:54.320 when he changed old girl right after that. You never know. 0:21:54.520 --> 0:21:56.880 If I can't if I can't look at a fine woman, 0:21:56.960 --> 0:22:00.840 I may as well just gone. I mean, it's like, 0:22:01.840 --> 0:22:03.760 I'm not saying this about all women, but it's like 0:22:03.800 --> 0:22:06.000 there's this empowerment where they go, I'm gonna have my 0:22:06.040 --> 0:22:08.240 titties out in my ass out, but you bet a 0:22:08.440 --> 0:22:11.840 fucking look at me. Uh huh. It's almost like that's 0:22:11.840 --> 0:22:13.840 a well not listen, I'm not talking about all women. 0:22:13.880 --> 0:22:16.159 So I don't want them to go no, of course not. 0:22:16.640 --> 0:22:18.600 But it's like that's why when you go to Brazil 0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:21.240 or you go overseas, they like that you look at them. 0:22:21.280 --> 0:22:23.840 They love that. They're like, yeah, you're a man. It's good. 0:22:24.080 --> 0:22:25.880 You know. When I was in Russia, like yes, your 0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:27.879 the men. It's what you're the woman. Are you supposed 0:22:27.920 --> 0:22:30.280 to look at the woman? What's wrong? Nothing's wrong. It's 0:22:30.280 --> 0:22:32.760 a woman busy. It's not wrong. Your the man you're like, 0:22:33.040 --> 0:22:36.959 it was no, it was I was a pitch. There 0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:38.920 was the foreigners like to go because you let the 0:22:39.000 --> 0:22:45.000 funk like, but you know, bloody got the bigger day, 0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:50.080 like you know, you know what. But one one of 0:22:50.119 --> 0:22:52.040 the one of the biggest reasons why a lot of 0:22:52.040 --> 0:22:54.520 women act the way they act when they come to drace, 0:22:54.600 --> 0:22:58.920 dressing and stuff, is because some men take it too far, 0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:04.840 you know, like women Obviously most women, I do believe 0:23:04.840 --> 0:23:06.920 I'm going good and said most women. I just say 0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:11.359 many women. How about that? Many women dress provocatively because 0:23:11.359 --> 0:23:14.200 they want men to look. But they want the right. 0:23:14.240 --> 0:23:16.320 They want the man they don't you look, No, no, 0:23:16.520 --> 0:23:18.760