Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Speaker 1: podcast network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am gisellebra Ryant.
Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you
Speaker 1: for being here? Everyone, Yes, gays?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, season four he's coming in quatraquatro.
Speaker 1: Yes. What language did you learn in high school?
Speaker 3: Spanish?
Speaker 1: You did?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Spanish and well no I'm lying French? French? Yes, so,
Speaker 3: and I can't tell you one French thing really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you count oom dult? Right? Is that it?
Speaker 2: I have no idea what, but I do know some
Speaker 2: Spanish that's crazy, yes, yeah, partly Brancis.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, I thought that was Spanish.
Speaker 2: Anyway, moving on, we are it's season fault, season fault.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We want to thank Black Effects, of course. Yes,
Speaker 1: and you know I heart family Black Effect. iHeart Dolly
Speaker 1: Charlemagne the whole. Not from what I understand they had
Speaker 1: like they had no it's you know what wine is
Speaker 1: part of the show today? Yeah, it's all good. Yes.
Speaker 3: Why do you booth? So when when we first started?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think they had like thirty some podcasts. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: don't have I don't changes.
Speaker 1: They probably have had. There's probably been some drop offs, yeah,
Speaker 1: some new ones, but we still have but we're still here. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's so true. People don't realize how difficult not I
Speaker 1: don't want to say difficult, but but podcasting requires a commitment, yes,
Speaker 1: and consistency, and people appreciate that. You know, so and
Speaker 1: I and listen. We're going to get to all of
Speaker 1: the emails that we received this past week. But that
Speaker 1: was one of the sentiments that people wrote. They said,
Speaker 1: you know, we love that you all are consistent. Even
Speaker 1: on a holiday, when you know that you're not going
Speaker 1: to be around, you still give us something. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: because we love you guys.
Speaker 2: Is it because or is it because Jazelle just continue
Speaker 2: to show up at your house? So I keep showing
Speaker 2: about Robin's house, so we keep doing the podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, she misses me. I do?
Speaker 3: I do all the top anyway? All right? So do
Speaker 3: you have a shady moment?
Speaker 1: I do? And this is more I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't want to call it a shady moment. This is
Speaker 1: just like another Robin moment, robinism.
Speaker 3: Yay, I like robinisms.
Speaker 1: So do you remember around Black Friday? When I was
Speaker 1: when we were talking about, like if we did our
Speaker 1: Black Friday shopping and I think you said, oh, you
Speaker 1: got all your girls Christmas gifts and yeah, done, and
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I just bought some furniture covers
Speaker 1: from my outdoor furniture.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you told me that you gave
Speaker 3: me that. Oh okay, I wasn't listening.
Speaker 1: I did. Okay, that was Black Friday. Why why are
Speaker 1: those furniture covers still in the box? So you haven't
Speaker 1: taken them out? No, I haven't. And we've had rain, snow,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, ice, so you bottom off sale.
Speaker 2: I think one needs help with the printer. Okay, we're
Speaker 2: having some issues. We're having some technical issues.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, it's okay. I saw him stumbling and
Speaker 1: fumbling over so Robin, yeah, you saved money on the covers.
Speaker 1: We got a deal, we got to deal and everything
Speaker 1: probably percent off. And why didn't you put them on
Speaker 1: the furniture? I mean, okay, just like being lazy, and
Speaker 1: then it would always happen. It would like rain and
Speaker 1: then I'm waiting for, you know, to give a couple
Speaker 1: of days for it to dry off, right, and then
Speaker 1: it would rain again, and it just kept getting wet
Speaker 1: or damp. And then the days when I probably should
Speaker 1: have been doing it, I probably was on my couch
Speaker 1: doing nothing. Okay, yes, And then we had snow this
Speaker 1: past yes week. So now there's like four inches of
Speaker 1: snow oh, on top of all of my outdoor furniture.
Speaker 1: And I'm just looking at these boxes that have been
Speaker 1: sitting by my deck right you know, on it in
Speaker 1: my kitchen, and I'm just like you bick idiots, like
Speaker 1: big book Thanksgiving. We are now passed.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, we're in February.
Speaker 1: Martin Luther, King Dad, Yes, Martin Luther and the King.
Speaker 1: And you couldn't put the covers on the furniture. I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't open the boxes. I couldn't do anything.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 1: Okay, you gotta do better, I know. Yes, this is
Speaker 1: Robin being shady. Yes, yes, yes, okay, all right.
Speaker 2: Well my shady moment is a little different. So the
Speaker 2: other day I was on the TikTok. Which are you
Speaker 2: on TikTok?
Speaker 1: No? I have like somehow I have a TikTok account
Speaker 1: because I kept getting emails like, oh you have new
Speaker 1: TikTok followers. Yeah what, Okay, so you.
Speaker 3: Have no interest in getting talk. Okay, I don't really understand. TikTok.
Speaker 2: TikTok to me is kind of like Facebook, Like I
Speaker 2: don't understand, like how you follow too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 2: But anyway, they do have a lot of stuff on
Speaker 2: there to buy if you want to buy something. So anyway,
Speaker 2: I was on there and I saw, because I posted
Speaker 2: it yesterday, a cotton candy cake.
Speaker 1: Okay, yea, I saw something cloud cake or something.
Speaker 2: It's called a cloud cake. The whole cake is cotton candy.
Speaker 2: So they have different flavor cotton candy layers. Right, It's
Speaker 2: like it kind of looks like a rainbow can. That
Speaker 2: sounds good to you, So wait a minute, Okay, it
Speaker 2: sounds amazing to me. Okay, I am the cotton candy
Speaker 2: queen over here. I love cotton candy.
Speaker 1: I lived.
Speaker 2: So you were married to a man or you still
Speaker 2: are married to a man that used to play in
Speaker 2: the NBA, and they would have the cotton candy at
Speaker 2: the games.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't always get cotton candy. Okay, not really.
Speaker 1: So I used to date Sticky and.
Speaker 2: All that, a guy that played in the NBA, and
Speaker 2: that was I was excited about.
Speaker 3: The game because the cotton candy. Anyway, I love me
Speaker 3: some cotton candy. So I went through the game.
Speaker 1: I wasn't really into the into the chancey and to
Speaker 1: the people walking by, was sending a game okay anyway,
Speaker 1: so that's probably why he and I broke up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so listen, I got the cake, I tasted the cake.
Speaker 1: I did a little video because people were supposed to
Speaker 1: videos on TikTok. I did all of that. My kids
Speaker 1: come home and they're into cotton candy too. Oh but
Speaker 1: and it's really like a kid thing. I was jumping
Speaker 1: into my younger self. The kids were like, Mama, is
Speaker 1: the dumbest thing I've ever seen. They were not into
Speaker 1: the cake. Matter of fact, they hate the cake. Oh
Speaker 1: really yeah, They're like, this is just regular cotton candy.
Speaker 1: They wanted to be something more then. Okay, but it's
Speaker 1: it comes in the shape of a cake, yes, a
Speaker 1: round cake, yes, around cake, and you slice it, you
Speaker 1: slice it with a knife like a cake. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then you use a fork and you know, you just
Speaker 1: really just smash it in your mouth.
Speaker 3: It's called mouth smashing.
Speaker 1: And then it just tastes like cotton candy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is kind candy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So my kids were like, this is so anti climactic.
Speaker 2: They were like not exciting, okay, which hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1: It should have been like layer in like actual cake
Speaker 1: and cotton candy.
Speaker 3: That's what a door said. She was like, mine, where's
Speaker 3: the cake?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't think they can do that.
Speaker 1: That's not possible, right, Yeah, that would be weird, Like
Speaker 1: how do you That would involve like something else that
Speaker 1: would probably make it even grosser. So how did it taste?
Speaker 2: It tastes like cotton candy. I enjoyed every every morsel, but.
Speaker 1: Some cotton candy. Like Carter brought some cotton candy home
Speaker 1: one day and he like, taste it in one time,
Speaker 1: and they never touched it again because it wasn't good.
Speaker 1: So it with this cotton candy was it was? It
Speaker 1: was great, It was excellent good. Okay. Now did it
Speaker 1: have what I saw? Because I saw you posted had
Speaker 1: like multiple colors, yes, different flavors, so the flavors you
Speaker 1: could taste the different flavors.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, pink and blue are my faves.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so so you like the cake.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but I wanted my kids to be as.
Speaker 1: Excited, okay, and they were not.
Speaker 3: They kind of poop pooed on me.
Speaker 1: It's good. That means more for you, very true.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, let's add to my my big fat booty.
Speaker 3: Yes, let's add to the.
Speaker 1: Big fat booty. Yes, sugar that we don't need to eat.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay.
Speaker 1: So February first coming up real soon, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: be in Philly, Philadelphia.
Speaker 2: Tickets are selling like hotcakes. Swimmon, you got to make
Speaker 2: sure to get yours a S A P. We're at
Speaker 2: City Winery.
Speaker 1: Yep, City Winery. I'm so excited. I really the past
Speaker 1: previous two shows that we've done, it's just like so
Speaker 1: cool to meet you guys in person and and give
Speaker 1: you a hug and you, you know, for the people
Speaker 1: who do the meet and greet, give you a hug
Speaker 1: and do ask us anything live and in person?
Speaker 3: Yes, you know.
Speaker 1: You guys really love that part. And then even have
Speaker 1: like crowd participation. So it's really cool. So so live
Speaker 1: show February first, Philadelphia.
Speaker 3: We want to hug y'all, So come on down.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 3: All right, we have something to talk about call Ravens
Speaker 3: flock is flocking, its flocking.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I want some Super Bowl predictions, Okay, okay, yes,
Speaker 2: so right now we have Okay, well, so by the
Speaker 2: time all right, so by time this airs disclosure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're recording on a Wednesday. So the AFC Championship
Speaker 1: game has not happened yet, so none of the championship
Speaker 1: games that happened yet. No, but we're getting prediction right.
Speaker 1: So right now it's Ravens Chiefs, Yes, Kansas City, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift's coming to Baltimore, y'all.
Speaker 3: I was like, I want to go to the game
Speaker 3: to see Taylor Swim said that. Yeah, but I was okay,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm like, okay, that's a lot okay.
Speaker 1: And then on the other side, what is it, Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, they're playing the game in Baltimore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't realize that. Okay, Yeah, we're home team. Okay.
Speaker 1: And then on the other side it's the forty nine
Speaker 1: Ers and the Detroit Lions.
Speaker 2: Okay, so what do we think if it is Baltimore
Speaker 2: and Detroit, that just seems to be like the scrappiest
Speaker 2: game ever, grittiest scrappiest game.
Speaker 1: Everretty fans, Gretty team.
Speaker 3: People are going to jailty, no question.
Speaker 1: Fan's gonna be fighting. No. Actually, so Baltimore fans are
Speaker 1: like really gung ho about Baltimore. Yeah, but I've never
Speaker 1: experienced or seen where Baltimore fans get into it with
Speaker 1: other teams. You know what I'm saying. We're just like
Speaker 1: really hardcore for our team, so super hard. I would
Speaker 1: like to see. I would like to see Baltimore versus
Speaker 1: Detroit Lions because I don't know if you know about
Speaker 1: the Detroit Lions, like they've had misery for years with
Speaker 1: their football team. I mean they recently went oh to
Speaker 1: sixteen in the regular season like oh day, maybe last year,
Speaker 1: a couple of years years ago. So and this is
Speaker 1: the first time that they've even made it this far
Speaker 1: I think. And this would be, of course the first
Speaker 1: Super Bowl they would get to. So I would love
Speaker 1: to see the Ravens and the Lions in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Right, It's like some animals, two animals going against it.
Speaker 2: So can a raven beat a lion because the lion,
Speaker 2: the lion is like they.
Speaker 1: They can poison them, they can put with what with
Speaker 1: their beat?
Speaker 3: Would there be. I think they would just like poke
Speaker 3: their backs.
Speaker 1: Yep, and then they would poison into them and they'll die.
Speaker 3: That's, however, a devastating end to the biggest Baltimore Ravens
Speaker 3: game in decades.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Ravens lost the AFC Championship to Kansas City
Speaker 1: final score seventeen to ten. You can see it all
Speaker 1: over their faces. This was a true heartbreaker in every
Speaker 1: sense of the word.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I was intrigued by this, this new little
Speaker 2: young quarterback CJ.
Speaker 3: Stroud is that his name?
Speaker 1: Yes? Who was?
Speaker 3: He's awesome. He's a cutie pie.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: He was always like.
Speaker 2: Coming off the field and like giving praise to Jesus. Yes,
Speaker 2: And NBC would cut him off, and CBS and whoever
Speaker 2: else the game was.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't they let the boy talk about Jesus? I
Speaker 3: don't understand.
Speaker 1: Did they cut him off?
Speaker 3: As somebody said, they cut him off? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: I love the fact that he, you know, gives all
Speaker 2: praise to Almighty GDP.
Speaker 1: He is steadfast in his faith. Yeah, and he you know,
Speaker 1: every interview, every opportunity he gets, he praises God. He
Speaker 1: thanks God. He's so and he's a rookie and he's
Speaker 1: had a wonderful season. He's just like a it's really
Speaker 1: great to see. And you know what, I find that
Speaker 1: with a lot of football players, they're so gracious and
Speaker 1: appreciative really yeah okay, yeah, yeah, I mean Lamar Jackson,
Speaker 1: Like every article interview he does, he's so yeah gracious
Speaker 1: and are because.
Speaker 3: He can like stick it to him now, like yeah
Speaker 3: and take that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He's always been like that though, But anyway, but
Speaker 1: c J. Stroud is just it's really it's like refreshing
Speaker 1: to see a young guy, yeah, be so proud to
Speaker 1: express his faith. And he's like, y'all gonna hear this,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't care what y'all want to hear you.
Speaker 3: Right, And he's the quarterback for the Texans.
Speaker 1: Yeah is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1: He says that that football is his platform and he
Speaker 1: is spreading the gospel of Jesus Christ and that is
Speaker 1: his purpose. That's beautiful.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: That is beautiful. Yeah. His mom was in the They
Speaker 1: kept showing her, his mom in the stands at the
Speaker 1: Ravens game, and she was just praying the whole time.
Speaker 2: The blood, the blood, the blood.
Speaker 1: She was stressed, you need to go home, lady.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they didn't pull it out. But he's young,
Speaker 2: he's got a long career. Oh yeah, yeah, he should
Speaker 2: be proud. The whole team, the whole city, his parents,
Speaker 2: all of that should be proud.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And you know, I just I love football. It's
Speaker 1: just something different about Yes, the passion and the competitive competitiveness,
Speaker 1: and then the camaraderie like I saw in the Ravens
Speaker 1: locker room after they won, they're just dancing and having fun.
Speaker 1: Just it's such a brotherhood. And you know, I've talked
Speaker 1: about this with my kids and their own experience playing
Speaker 1: youth football, and like, I just felt like that experience
Speaker 1: that my son Corey had playing football as a young
Speaker 1: kid had really like I'm so thankful for it because
Speaker 1: I think it has shaped his life into you know,
Speaker 1: the student, the athlete, the young man that he is today.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: So speaking of the other profession called basketball, Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about Tristan because Tristan got booted out the
Speaker 1: league for twenty five games.
Speaker 3: Why because he's a cheetah again.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, cheated on Chloe and he treated cheated
Speaker 2: on his bloodline. He is infecting it with steroids. Oh,
Speaker 2: he is not passing drug tests.
Speaker 1: I need to know exactly what he failed. I know
Speaker 1: they said, well that's what, because don't they all take it?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say that because I mean, so
Speaker 3: it could be.
Speaker 1: Something that's like that was he could have been taking
Speaker 1: some sort of product like a protein or a criantine
Speaker 1: or something that he didn't know had the wrong stuff
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 3: But do we think he didn't know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think.
Speaker 3: Because he's been in the league for a long time
Speaker 3: exactly so he knew.
Speaker 1: Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just curious
Speaker 1: exactly what it was that that caused him to fail
Speaker 1: to drug test. I just can't imagine anyone who's been
Speaker 1: in the league this this long. You know how often
Speaker 1: you get drug tested to deliberately take something that's gonna
Speaker 1: cause you to fail a drug test, right, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but you know me, I'm always trying to like.
Speaker 3: See the best see the best interest in.
Speaker 1: Well not just Trystan, but I'm always trying to like
Speaker 1: give people the benefit of the doubt. And with him,
Speaker 1: I just can't imagine that he would deliberately and intentionally
Speaker 1: take steroids or whatever it is that they're trying to
Speaker 1: imply that he took. Imply, no, he failed the drug test,
Speaker 1: he took it or whatever. No implications here, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: whatever it was it he took. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: that he intentionally was trying to cheat, do you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I think it could have been something
Speaker 1: some type of supplement that he took that may have
Speaker 1: had something in it that is in the band's substance list.
Speaker 1: Like that can happen, It can really happen. Okay, we
Speaker 1: don't think like once a cheater, always a cheater, once
Speaker 1: a drug Okay, Okay, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If that's the case, if we're going to apply Tristan
Speaker 1: and Chloe, yeah two drug tests in the NBA, Yeah,
Speaker 1: then every player in the NBA will fail their drug tests,
Speaker 1: all of them, all, even the ones that you love
Speaker 1: so much and think are so yes and it's great
Speaker 1: and the old what a family, man. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: every last one of them.
Speaker 3: And we have intel.
Speaker 2: You know how Robin is the CSI FBI, She's a CIA.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just realistic here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the girls be telling us the girls in
Speaker 2: the streets who they doing it with, be telling us
Speaker 2: anyway we're gonna move on.
Speaker 1: Well, some of them have NDA's.
Speaker 2: Yes they do, but they still talk to their friends.
Speaker 2: Going back to Super Bowl, I want to talk about Usher.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I.
Speaker 2: Was just practicing right now. As we all know, he's
Speaker 2: doing his his spin in his eight count and he's
Speaker 2: saying how many times.
Speaker 3: You think is he precicing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, So he's doing all of that.
Speaker 1: What is the prediction about who he's bringing on stage,
Speaker 1: because they haven't said.
Speaker 3: It's been very like close to the chest. Nobody's talking
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So let's think about the songs that he's done with.
Speaker 3: So is he bringing out Jermaine Duprix?
Speaker 1: I think he should.
Speaker 3: He should bring out j Okay.
Speaker 1: Dupree was so instrumental in his career.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he as the beginning, But like, does he
Speaker 2: have songs with j Yeah, he has songs for j D.
Speaker 1: After the night let's see yeah.
Speaker 3: One right, Yeah, is he bringing out?
Speaker 1: But what is Jermaine? Okay, Jermaine? I feel like Jermain
Speaker 1: Dupree like produced, but do we hear his voice? I
Speaker 1: don't know if we hear his voice. But he could
Speaker 1: come Jamaic could come out and just do like a
Speaker 1: year on stage. Yeah. What about her? Not her Somemer
Speaker 1: Walker that's their most recent song. Yes, but that's kind
Speaker 1: of slow. So no, okay, So some walker stays home. Okay.
Speaker 1: So he had a song with Beyonce. Yeah, no, Beyonce,
Speaker 1: it's not coming. You know she said Jay for this Jay,
Speaker 1: I mean Usher?
Speaker 3: Well, Jay handles all the music for super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Oh j Z her husband. You know that guy you
Speaker 1: know with the dress? Yeah? Him?
Speaker 3: So okay. So she told Jay no, does he have
Speaker 3: a song with Rihanna?
Speaker 1: No, Let's let's just look it up because I can't
Speaker 1: think off the top of my head Usher collaboration.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I think he's because he's I need a girl with
Speaker 1: p Diddy. No, no, Diddy shot puppy.
Speaker 3: At the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: He better not be he He don't even have a
Speaker 1: plane of money to get there. Okay. Little John yes, yes,
Speaker 1: Little John yea yeah. Yeah. Oh and Ludacris, because you
Speaker 1: have Little John and Ludacris. We're both on yeah yeah okay.
Speaker 1: And he lovers and friends lovers and but they might
Speaker 1: that might be a transition to catch his breath. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: from dancing twirling exactly. Okay, Okay, So we are predicting
Speaker 1: yes to Little John and Ludacris, right, yeah? Welse did
Speaker 1: we say yes to? Was that it? I think? So? Okay? Okay,
Speaker 1: he said no to P Diddy, Alicia Keys my boo,
Speaker 1: my my nah. No, we don't need her.
Speaker 3: And did you do something with her?
Speaker 1: Did he?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't know he did it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Not Jay z okay o MG, oh my god?
Speaker 3: With will I Am.
Speaker 1: He actually came out super Bowl when they performed that song. Oh,
Speaker 1: so we we've heard that. Okay, I love that song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he performed. He came out when they when they performed
Speaker 1: Super Bowl Somebody in Love with Justin Bieber No, no,
Speaker 1: Bieber No. I love Bieber by the way I do.
Speaker 3: I like a good Beeber little freak with Nicki minaj Nah,
Speaker 3: that might be good little Nikki sighting it?
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 2: I think that song is big enough. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: You just throw everything to the wall for super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see, we got fed up with dj klled Drake,
Speaker 1: Little Wayne usshert Rick Ross and Geez. Okay, that they
Speaker 1: might bring all them out. I can see that, oh
Speaker 1: without you with David Getto with David Goettos a DJ. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so we we I think we figured it out.
Speaker 1: We'll definitely see little John and Ludacris, that's all.
Speaker 2: John, Ludacris, and we might see Drake. I don't think so,
Speaker 2: butod okay, yeah, I don't think so either. Drake is
Speaker 2: over here doing other things. I don't know what he's doing,
Speaker 2: but he's doing.
Speaker 1: We had like we must see little John. Must it's
Speaker 1: a mass, yes, and then we need to let little
Speaker 1: John have his little moment and say, from the window
Speaker 1: to the walls, John Tudos drop down my bowl.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, I want you to know, Robert, your
Speaker 3: face was so serious just now where you was like.
Speaker 1: It's dump my balls. Okay, y'all. I was like, like,
Speaker 1: that is a song. I want you to think of
Speaker 1: a song. Okay, but that is a song. When I
Speaker 1: hear it, I think about just my wild times, you know,
Speaker 1: just in the like fun times, like in the club, partying,
Speaker 1: like that song was like popping when out was like
Speaker 1: in the club all the time. Do you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Yes, I can't think of I can't. Yeah, but I
Speaker 2: mean because maybe because I'm still there. So there's no
Speaker 2: one song club moving on. Okay, so can we talk
Speaker 2: about one? No, maybe I can say that next week
Speaker 2: for my shady moment next week. Okay, Well I don't know.
Speaker 1: We can talk about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna get We're gonna give the show version.
Speaker 2: Wine got booted out the gym. So while I was
Speaker 2: in the bathroom minding his business peeing in the corner,
Speaker 2: I guess I don't I don't know how the bathroom
Speaker 2: is set up. And this is I want to tell
Speaker 2: the gym. The name of the gym Lifetime.
Speaker 3: Sure, okay. And the reason why I know this is
Speaker 3: because why I just told me the story. Okay.
Speaker 1: So he was highly entertained.
Speaker 3: I was. I was, really, did he cut his hair
Speaker 3: off or something?
Speaker 1: He cut his beard down?
Speaker 2: So he looked right, he looks totally different, really, Okay,
Speaker 2: in a good way.
Speaker 1: He's great.
Speaker 2: So he was at the gym and he was in
Speaker 2: the bathroom and his dude was in there taking a
Speaker 2: shit because he was in the stall, and I guess
Speaker 2: that's signed for you taking a shit, taking the shit.
Speaker 3: He comes out and he just walks out the bathroom yep.
Speaker 2: And while I was like, yo, you better wash your
Speaker 2: hands because that shit is nasty. And the dude turned
Speaker 2: around and was like what, I'm gonna use hand sanitize,
Speaker 2: and while I was like, you nasty man, You're disgusting.
Speaker 2: So the guy walks out and he's pissed. So he
Speaker 2: goes on the gym floor with his little girlfriend. He
Speaker 2: tells his little girlfriend what's happening because and why knows this?
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm telling the story not you know.
Speaker 1: And of course when hot sauce it just letting her go.
Speaker 2: I doubt Wan knows that they're staring at him because
Speaker 2: he can feel them staring. So he's across the way
Speaker 2: and and he the guy looks at Wan, looks in
Speaker 2: Wan's direction, and he was like, yeah, you're just an idiot.
Speaker 3: So Wa was like, I.
Speaker 1: Think end somewhere in between he said, you're not my daddy.
Speaker 1: I think that's what he was saying in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: You're not my daddy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not my daddy.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna use hand sanitizing because that's gonna make
Speaker 2: my hands clean.
Speaker 1: So anyway, before can I can I just interject here.
Speaker 1: Wan is a germaphobe. Yes, so he his antenna is
Speaker 1: always up for nasty shit. Okay. So when he's in
Speaker 1: the bathroom, he is watching to make sure that people
Speaker 1: wash their hands, because I mean and rightfully. So you're
Speaker 1: in the gym, people touch the weight, they touch the equipment,
Speaker 1: and then people come behind behind you and you touch
Speaker 1: it and all of that, and so that is how
Speaker 1: germs get spread. Y Okay, I'm just giving you all
Speaker 1: a little backstore of him that that is a passion
Speaker 1: of his. Yes, avoiding germs.
Speaker 3: Avoiding germs is a passion. It's a wine passion.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So they're they're on like the main level of the gym.
Speaker 2: Everyone's watching and the boy, the guy says to want
Speaker 2: or in his direction, you're just an idiot. And so
Speaker 2: then Wan was like, why was across the gym he
Speaker 2: puts his things down.
Speaker 3: Walks.
Speaker 1: The man walked over to Wan.
Speaker 2: Oh man walked up to say, idiot, You an idiot,
Speaker 2: And so one was like, what you say, what you say?
Speaker 2: And you know, anytime a man says what you say
Speaker 2: and he's coming at you, it's never good. So the
Speaker 2: dude was like, he didn't say anything.
Speaker 3: So one was like what you say?
Speaker 1: What you say? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: And a guy like back the way and went back
Speaker 2: to scurried back to where his girlfriend was. Okay, so
Speaker 2: is the situation is over, it's dead. Wan leaves, the
Speaker 2: dude leads everybody's back to their corners. The next day,
Speaker 2: one comes to the gym. He tries to swipe his card.
Speaker 2: They's like dirt there, dirt, dirt. In other words, his
Speaker 2: card didn't work. They was like, you're no longer a
Speaker 2: member here. You need you need to take a breather.
Speaker 2: They told him he needed to take a breather.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Him and the dude got banned from the gym for
Speaker 2: the for the altercation that didn't happen, which was based
Speaker 2: off of shitting and not.
Speaker 1: Washing your hands. Your hand. This is this is some drama.
Speaker 3: This is better than the real.
Speaker 1: We was so okay. So when he went to go
Speaker 1: in the in the gym and they didn't let him
Speaker 1: in and they didn't tell him right away, and he
Speaker 1: was like, is this because of the incident, And so
Speaker 1: they were like you know that because they did a
Speaker 1: little investigation, like oh yes, And so he's like, who
Speaker 1: do I need to talk to? So he kept the
Speaker 1: person that he needed to talk to was not there.
Speaker 1: They were at corporate and blah blah. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: blowing those people up and just like this is not fair.
Speaker 1: So this this between the period of him being terminated,
Speaker 1: his membership was terminated. Oh, it was terminated, ermonated. Oh
Speaker 1: it wasn't like a ko No, it was that was
Speaker 1: That was the message he received first. Membership has been terminated.
Speaker 1: You've been removed from your family account. So he spent
Speaker 1: like the whole week trying to get somebody on the
Speaker 1: phone to talk to them and try to plead his
Speaker 1: case and whatever. And then so finally he found out
Speaker 1: yesterday that you know, he was able to talk to
Speaker 1: them explain his side, and then they said, okay, we're
Speaker 1: going to reinstate you.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I like that, but.
Speaker 1: We're going to give you a cooling off period. So
Speaker 1: he'll be reinstated in a month thirty day cooling off.
Speaker 1: But they also did the same thing to the other guys,
Speaker 1: as they should because because he's thank his handstank spreading
Speaker 1: malaria in the ship.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's malaria, it's.
Speaker 1: Quite he's spreading all Yes, he is him and his
Speaker 1: nasty ass girlfriend. Yes, but it was it was so funny.
Speaker 1: He was so mad, he was so upset. He was
Speaker 1: just like, what do I do?
Speaker 2: So I want to talk about came talk about Barbie
Speaker 2: really quickly, because I know you did not watch Barbie
Speaker 2: and it was such a cultural phenomenon for women.
Speaker 1: And for girls.
Speaker 2: And Barbie got snubbed for the Oscars, the Oscar nomination.
Speaker 2: She got Margot, Robbie and Greta I can't remember Greta's
Speaker 2: that saying who was the producer?
Speaker 3: I mean the director. They didn't get nominated for an Oscar?
Speaker 2: Okay, but Ken did? That would be oh not Ryan Ren,
Speaker 2: Ryan Gosling, Ryan Gosling, he did, now mind you. Ken
Speaker 2: was amazing and Ken kind.
Speaker 3: Of stole the show. Okay, but Barbie should have gotten
Speaker 3: it as well.
Speaker 1: Really, okay, So tell me this. Did they get nominated?
Speaker 1: Did all those all the people you named? Did they
Speaker 1: get nominated for Golden Globes?
Speaker 3: I think so?
Speaker 1: Okay. So it's like a big, like maybe a feminist
Speaker 1: issue right now.
Speaker 2: It is because like, why wouldn't you nominate the director?
Speaker 2: Right at least if you didn't, if you didn't like
Speaker 2: the way Mark Margo acted, fine, you can at least
Speaker 2: nominate the director. And that's what Ryan Gosling said. He
Speaker 2: was like, I don't understand this. This doesn't make no sense, right,
Speaker 2: I understand it. And the movie like broke records and stuff, right,
Speaker 2: all the things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, yeah.
Speaker 3: So Oscar nominee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they can't even It would be different if
Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling wasn't wasn't nominated, you know, But since he
Speaker 1: was nominated, it's like, Okay, well, this movie or the
Speaker 1: caliber of the movie is worthy of being nominate an
Speaker 1: actor here. Yes, Wow, that's messed up, you think, I
Speaker 1: think so. Yeah, I think it's actually ridiculous. Now, I
Speaker 1: was minding my business. I was at home, really minding
Speaker 1: your business, Robert. When I'm at home, I'm actually minding
Speaker 1: my business. Who's business in my end? When I'm at home,
Speaker 1: there's plenty of business to get in, Yes, plenty. I
Speaker 1: mean with my kids, my kids, Okay, I'm always in
Speaker 1: my kids business.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So speaking of my kids, they're like a little mad
Speaker 2: at me, a little bit, not yeah, they're mad. Okay.
Speaker 2: So there's this thing called Beach Week which is coming
Speaker 2: up in June, which these seniors go down to Virginia Beach.
Speaker 1: That makes me nervous. Hello, and act a full and
Speaker 1: rental house all that. So the parents put and I
Speaker 1: had no intentions of talking about this, but anyway, here
Speaker 1: we are.
Speaker 3: The parents put a little group chat together and.
Speaker 1: They were like, hey, we got to put our money
Speaker 1: down if we're going to get this house. And and
Speaker 1: so I was like, where is the parent the parental
Speaker 1: supervision here? So all the parents was like, ain't nobody coming,
Speaker 1: We're gonna be so one parents said they'd be like
Speaker 1: in the next town.
Speaker 3: What the next town? Okay?
Speaker 2: So I was like, guys, I'm not feeling comfortable with this,
Speaker 2: like at all, because it is an event set up
Speaker 2: for disasters to happen. It's set up for drinking and nonsense.
Speaker 1: Drinking, drugs, the whole thing, getting in trouble, getting arrested.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I don't feel like I'm a protect overly
Speaker 2: protective parent. I feel like I let my girls live.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, I don't feel good about this. So
Speaker 2: yesterday I had to put the hammer down.
Speaker 1: I was like, yuess what, guys, you're y'all are out,
Speaker 1: And so their angels like whatever, I don't care, and
Speaker 1: a door, was like, what she's like hot? So I said, okay,
Speaker 1: I want to tell you what happened on my beach week.
Speaker 1: So and this was obviously a hundred years ago, and
Speaker 1: it wasn't Virginia Beach. She went to Jamaica, okay, oh
Speaker 1: my god, or the Bahamas. I think it's Bahamas. And
Speaker 1: we're in the hotel we were in. We had a
Speaker 1: parent with us. My parent was in the hotel with us.
Speaker 1: So do you want to know what happened to me?
Speaker 1: I was in the hospital. So day three, I was
Speaker 1: in the water. Something bit me in my face. My
Speaker 1: face swelled up so badly I couldn't see. My eyes
Speaker 1: were like swollen shot. I had to go to the hospital.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: So imagine if there was not a parent there. Right, Okay,
Speaker 3: that was me, that's number one. Right.
Speaker 2: It was about fifteen girls two got raped. I don't
Speaker 2: need to continue anymore, right, So I'm done.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I don't feel.
Speaker 3: Good about this.
Speaker 1: No, So Grace didn't go last year.
Speaker 2: She didn't because her friend group, thank god, couldn't get
Speaker 2: it together to like get a place okay, And I
Speaker 2: was like yay, So she didn't even come to me
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: The twins are like organized people. They're like, Oh, we're organized.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get a place right now, We're gonna do
Speaker 1: it early. It's freaking January and they're talking about Junie.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I don't recommend it. That's just me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't feel good about that. Like that makes
Speaker 1: me nervous just because, you know, I know what I
Speaker 1: was exposed to, and I wasn't even allowed to go
Speaker 1: to Beach Week, you know, and it's so crazy, Like
Speaker 1: I even knew, not even to ask my parents, you know,
Speaker 1: like I knew like that was like a hell no, right.
Speaker 1: But I still, even without going to Beach Week and
Speaker 1: all that, I still got into my you know, plenty
Speaker 1: share of doing stuff that I shouldn't have been doing, right,
Speaker 1: And when I think back on, you know, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: even okay, the times I maybe went to Ocean City
Speaker 1: with a couple of friends. Yeah, my mom was there,
Speaker 1: and we're still out in the street doing nonsense, doing
Speaker 1: crazy shit right right with total strangers with you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I could just go down a list. I
Speaker 1: remember being in Cancun and you know, hooking up with
Speaker 1: some random ass guy.
Speaker 3: Yea great rhy.
Speaker 1: Don't know his name.
Speaker 3: So can I call you a sluthhore reform, Yes, Roby's
Speaker 3: reform sluthhrror.
Speaker 1: But like, I don't know the guy's name. He can't
Speaker 1: speak English.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole the whole line.
Speaker 1: I mean, he could have kidnapped me for all I know.
Speaker 3: Was he Dexter? Did you call him Dexter?
Speaker 1: Okay, like the serial killer? Oh no, not Dexa Shama Lester.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Okay, what's the stella gotta grew back?
Speaker 3: What was the guy's name?
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Him.
Speaker 1: He was Mexican. I was in CaCO and he was Mexican.
Speaker 1: He was cute, but you know, and I'm doing yellow
Speaker 1: shots in the club, all the things, all the thing. No,
Speaker 1: so I even feel more comfortable to Grace as a freshman.
Speaker 1: She's playing her spring break and I'm I'm like, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: and I'm actually paying for some of this nonsense. It's
Speaker 1: so funny because she sent me like she's.
Speaker 2: Like, mom, this is where we're gonna stay, this is
Speaker 2: where we're thinking about staying. And it was like the
Speaker 2: most sedious, cheapest in Miami, in Miami, I said, Grace,
Speaker 2: I'm get you a place to stay, honey, because you
Speaker 2: can't stay and this bullshit like, but you won't have
Speaker 2: bad bunchs.
Speaker 1: She should, well, yeah she should.
Speaker 2: I think, well, I mean no, I upgrade her break slightly, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's not. No, and so but she wants me to
Speaker 2: come because she knows I'm stay in a really nice
Speaker 2: hotel and then she come to my hotel. Yeah no,
Speaker 2: but I mean I might if I'm free, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so I'm cool. I feel much better with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel much.
Speaker 2: Better with her being them being freshmen but a bunch
Speaker 2: of seniors in high school and the situation is set
Speaker 2: up for them to just act foolish.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Nothing, No, I don't feel good about that. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: definitely did spring break in college, and we have fun,
Speaker 1: but it was like a it was my group of friends.
Speaker 1: It was some guys involved too that we were friendly with,
Speaker 1: and so we felt protected and safe because we had
Speaker 1: our guy friends with us as well, and we had
Speaker 1: a good old time. Yeah, you know, we stuck together.
Speaker 1: It's very interesting how you know, age wise, you're not
Speaker 1: that much older, but a lot of maturing happens when
Speaker 1: you go off to college and you develop, and I
Speaker 1: don't trust those high school seniors.
Speaker 3: Not one, but no.
Speaker 2: And it's kind of like New Year's This is how
Speaker 2: I feel about New Year's Eve. New Year's E is
Speaker 2: for amateurs. It's for people that really don't hang out
Speaker 2: and party, and it's New Year's Eve. So they're like,
Speaker 2: this is my opportunity, right, So they go out and
Speaker 2: they fall down, They act like Robin as Sludhr, they
Speaker 2: get their teeth busted out.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's a mess, like it's Hangover Part five.
Speaker 2: So that's why I feel like with these seniors, it's like, yes,
Speaker 2: it's like a bunch of amateurs.
Speaker 1: You're just like letting them, letting them loose in the wild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're just like never been there before, even though I'm
Speaker 1: sure some of the people that are that you know,
Speaker 1: were going they've probably already been wallowing out. I'm sure true.
Speaker 1: I just I don't like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So when did you become a reformed sluthhar Like?
Speaker 2: When was it like age twenty three, age forty two?
Speaker 1: How old are you? Bro? Where were you reformed? I
Speaker 1: just wanted when I started dating one? So that was
Speaker 1: like a high school that was my senior year in
Speaker 1: high school. You started dating one senior year high school.
Speaker 1: Huh okay, and you went to Can't Coon your senior
Speaker 1: year in high school, you were you were a slut wore. Then.
Speaker 1: I think I was probably like a sophomore high school
Speaker 1: Can't Coon. Yeah, why were you doing that? I was
Speaker 1: a little I started early. Clearly, clearly you should be
Speaker 1: like in the old folks home at this point, you
Speaker 1: should be in senior living. Listen. I lived a lot
Speaker 1: of life, yes, before I got with one, and then
Speaker 1: it was like I just became like, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say it was perfect, but yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I kind of just like settled down, calm down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I'm actually thankful for that, because.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, if I was in college and didn't
Speaker 3: you have a boyfriend, slut hor slut hoor, slut horror.
Speaker 1: I can't even I don't even want to think.
Speaker 3: About the things that you would have been doing. WHOA
Speaker 3: thank God for one, Texus. Yes that it was meant
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: It was meant for me to have a boyfriend in college,
Speaker 1: because yes, okay, actually this you.
Speaker 3: Know what I want to I want to we can
Speaker 3: encourage our listeners to go out there and be slut horse.
Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of them are. Yes.
Speaker 2: If you haven't done that in your life, I'm encouraging
Speaker 2: you to go out there and make it happen because
Speaker 2: at some point you need to get that out of
Speaker 2: your system.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's true. Yes, yeah, So we're out of here.
Speaker 3: Guys, we're gone.
Speaker 2: You go out there, you be slow horse, don't ever
Speaker 2: forget to live your life.
Speaker 3: Be the reasonable it's shade, dude.
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