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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter, the first one

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Speaker 1: for one okay, and the subject is two surprises in

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Speaker 1: one night. We'll get into that later. Right now, I've

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Speaker 1: had two surprises in one night? Girl? Is this letter

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Speaker 1: about you? I show hope nothing right now about two

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Speaker 1: surprises in one night. We usually turn out good. This

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Speaker 1: is true. Wait till you hear this letter all right?

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Speaker 1: Right now, the nephew is here with today's praying phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us? Enough? One? I got one

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Speaker 1: for you, baby calling sir all gonna love this woman

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Speaker 1: right here. Her cousin told me my cousin is a

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Speaker 1: food toim. It ain't gonna ta long. And guess what

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Speaker 1: it didn't tait long. The title is mask Up, mask

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Speaker 1: Let's go Catt Twitter one. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: reach Vicky. Vicky. This is Malik. I'm calling from wigs

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Speaker 1: and more. My I'm sorry, whatnot is my hair in? Okay?

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Speaker 1: You you have your order with us? What? What? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What kind of order do you have? Yeah? I ordered

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Speaker 1: Kiki twists one B four four backs a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: and they still have it. Came in, So that's what

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking you're calling me about. No, I'm like I said,

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Speaker 1: my name is Milik. You know, I just start working here,

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Speaker 1: probably within the last eight months. But the reason for

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Speaker 1: calling you is that I noticed the last couple of

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Speaker 1: times that you come here that you know your your

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Speaker 1: mask is not on, you know, just hanging off your

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Speaker 1: ear or your tin. Right. So I'm trying. I'm you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you're not calling me about no mask. Baby. Got to

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Speaker 1: be coming about bout my hair. Keep you coming. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling about to have Now, when your hair come in,

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Speaker 1: we will call you and let you know your hair

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Speaker 1: is in. But right now you're calling you no, no,

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Speaker 1: you can't be calling me by my mask baby, if

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Speaker 1: your mask is hanging off your ear or is under

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Speaker 1: your check every time you come in here in this store.

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Speaker 1: So I'm calling you the doors it says it on

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Speaker 1: the door, have your mask on? Your mask? Ain't who

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Speaker 1: hired you for that? You're supposed to be at the

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Speaker 1: register taking the money and said thank you for coming.

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Speaker 1: That's what you're supposed to be doing here for this.

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Speaker 1: How are you getting my number? That's another thing I

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Speaker 1: got your number here because we got it on file,

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Speaker 1: because you you do your orders here, so I know that.

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Speaker 1: Oh you got a smart mouth too, I don't. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, you know, I think it's stuff you don't have.

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Speaker 1: I'm skilled me. I think it's bad. No, no, we

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Speaker 1: on not wait up there, Wait a minute, stop breathing,

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Speaker 1: my scalelie. We're on our way up there. Baby. I

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Speaker 1: hope you're just as bad as you are in person,

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Speaker 1: because mont who is that in the background? Who is

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Speaker 1: about was in the flug. I want my way up

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Speaker 1: there because I need to find out who this is

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Speaker 1: calling me and worry about my mask. My red baby

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Speaker 1: made this mask, baby, and it might be little what sideed,

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Speaker 1: but my little grand baby made this mask for her

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Speaker 1: ca k okay, can she makes can she make a man?

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Speaker 1: Said fit your guys? That fit your face? Oh? Hell mountain?

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Speaker 1: And I just got the pin. Oh you got me

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Speaker 1: all the way up now, I did. I can't do

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Speaker 1: what I want to do. You don't tell me, you

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Speaker 1: don't call on me, and I'm trying to get some situations.

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Speaker 1: You can't win. No mask hanging off your face when

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Speaker 1: you are don't you can on now man? Probably people.

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Speaker 1: This is when he wants no nona change, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no nothing. Who is that? Who is that back up? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who is your mama? Who you got your disrespect? Him

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Speaker 1: calling me calling I'm calling customers that ain't wining their

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Speaker 1: because you ain't gonna have my job? And the morning

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Speaker 1: where's uh my mom? On them all on their man

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Speaker 1: because I know well they ain't high you that I'm

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Speaker 1: the one calling making show people how their mask on.

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Speaker 1: So when when you when you come in you from

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna be welcoming? What door? Bet I do?

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Speaker 1: I bet I do, I I bet I'm driving right now.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm talking right now, and I bet I've

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Speaker 1: see you. I bet your that. I bet ma'am you're

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Speaker 1: coming here. Don't make no difference. I'm just doing nothing.

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Speaker 1: You're not telling me nothing, not telling me nothing. I'll

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Speaker 1: baby make a man, tell her to make this right?

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Speaker 1: No where a minute? Hold on, hold on, don't you baby?

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you that's my only grand baby. And

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Speaker 1: she meant when you got me st up, do will

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Speaker 1: go to pen behind? Huh, you're tired. You kind of

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Speaker 1: can't even hand no kids? You low down, probably short baby, ugly,

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Speaker 1: big guy frog, don't talk about it's my head but

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Speaker 1: fighting for hear me? Who lord? I don't got enough?

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Speaker 1: And the house phone? Who is? Don't where about? What

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Speaker 1: do you was gonna ask? Who you are? You know

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Speaker 1: what your show? Right? Matter of fact? Start what you're doing?

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Speaker 1: Let's goes, she got me stuck? No, you know what

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Speaker 1: you know when you're rang it so black that needs

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Speaker 1: change in his pocket? Creans killing behind this dummy. Don't

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Speaker 1: you come on my matter of fact? Matter fact, I'm

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Speaker 1: almost sail hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on, I'm almost. Don't you read that job? You

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Speaker 1: better stay yours right there. You. I know you're ugly too.

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Speaker 1: I know you think you're bad too. You're calling me,

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Speaker 1: tell me about man and my grand baby. Oh him,

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Speaker 1: this is my first grand baby. You know what. Calm

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Speaker 1: come and told me you was gonna act like this

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Speaker 1: coming coming call me. Ain't called me your cards. I

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Speaker 1: got a coubame, call me, call me. This is the

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Speaker 1: nephew timing from the Steve Harman Marty, tell you call me.

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Speaker 1: You have those y come to do? Not that grandman.

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Speaker 1: I'll be down, Carmen right low down, grand Baby, I

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Speaker 1: love you, yell trying to get They've done makes the moves.

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Speaker 1: One carman, call mean carman that at one down. I

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Speaker 1: and uncle Tommy, how baby, you gotta tell me this, baby,

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Speaker 1: it's one I want to say. Happen New Year to you? One.

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Speaker 1: You gotta tell me this. What is the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Happy

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Speaker 1: New Year, guys, and I'm car all right tell her

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Speaker 1: In the background time and said hey hey, Toma said

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Speaker 1: hey girl, Hey Tommy, we love you baby. Yeah, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: by this is my new favorite. You're probably ugly short man.

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Speaker 1: She was going to find until she said, big eyes

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Speaker 1: is my favorite line of the prey, stop greasing my skin,

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Speaker 1: stop breathing my it's my hair in because I wanted

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Speaker 1: to ticky twist. She got a one be you know,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, what you think from the nephew too

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Speaker 1: ready said the first time you cussed out of that

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Speaker 1: change All the time she was trying to be I

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Speaker 1: just gotta stay wait. Don't you go nowhere because you

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Speaker 1: live a shout. You stay right there, baby, And she

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Speaker 1: started talking to her, don't you leader jaw hey Once again,

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Speaker 1: I want to say, big up to Jay fives cop

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Speaker 1: Out the side to turn the Incorporated Founder's Day, Big

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Speaker 1: ups to all my members of cop Out Side and

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Speaker 1: Turning in Corporated. January fifth, nineteen eleven Baby on the

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Speaker 1: campus of Indiana University, Bloomington, Indiana. It began, Yeah he

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Speaker 1: side to the day we died. Big up all the

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Speaker 1: nups out there shot get them boys to the day

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Speaker 1: we die. Man, I do like the news. I ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna lie to you. I like them capital some brothers,

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Speaker 1: some good brothers. Man. Capits in the Q was just

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Speaker 1: the only fract that's got interchangeable parts. I know a

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Speaker 1: lot of capitals that would have made some good cues.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. No, that would have made good capitals,

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Speaker 1: two way streets out. Yeah, all right, we'll be back.

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Speaker 1: Thank you with the Strawberry Letter to surprises and one

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Speaker 1: night right after this, you're listening to The Steve Harvey

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