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Speaker 1: Like when you call, you're not calling them, You're going

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Speaker 1: be good. You are an expert in, Kristen, what are

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Speaker 1: you an expert in? I'm an expert in guessing how

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Speaker 1: tall people are? Really? Yeah, okay, like down to the inch,

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Speaker 1: But wow, it wouldn't be interesting if if she's like,

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Speaker 1: you're somewhere between five and six feet, you are somewhere

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Speaker 1: was like a really fun bar game that we used

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Speaker 1: to do. But my friends to be like, Hey, everybody,

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Speaker 1: of those people at like the carnival that guess is

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Speaker 1: Let's see how good you are, Kristen. Yes, by the

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Speaker 1: But I did me and my mustan did google ones.

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Speaker 1: expert in keeping your money a damn bank. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: me your central life. As I'm telling you, man, I

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you called. Have a good day, Andy. What

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Speaker 1: are you an expert in smart assery? Okay? Um? True?

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Speaker 1: what are you an expert in? Review? Choose procrastination? Are

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Speaker 1: so maybe the daddy stickers charts more of a fetish

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Speaker 1: your wife. How does this work? Well? The thing is is, um,

421
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,240
Speaker 1: she loves having her back on a daily basis. Okay,

422
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 1: So her trade off is man every two weeks when

423
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 1: she gets paid and I collect records albums for a

424
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 1: little you know, but you know it's a hobby. Okays,

425
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,680
Speaker 1: an album? I see, that's that's harmless. You know, that's

426
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,920
Speaker 1: a cute little thing. I guess you know she wants

427
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 1: it every day and so she gets you a nice

428
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 1: little thing. Yeah, I would, you would do it anyway,

429
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:35,159
Speaker 1: and she knows it right well, yeah of course. So

430
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if I have a problem. The man's

431
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,440
Speaker 1: going to do it every day. It's kind of like Thursdays.

432
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh really, but she might buy you a

433
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,240
Speaker 1: record every two weeks because she loves you, and you

434
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: might tickle her back, and but there's no sticker board

435
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 1: or no reward system in place. Yes, I don't like that.

436
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 1: If I my friends came over and saw this crap

437
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: on the wall. I would never hear the end of it.

438
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 1: Like if he doesn't complete all his chores, does he

439
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 1: not get that stuff? And like so you're withhold it.

440
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 1: It's weird. Thank you, Sean. Have a good day. Are

441
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 1: you glad you called? Hey Bob, Hey Bob, you're on

442
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: the prison line today. So what's the deal? You got

443
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 1: a what's the reward system in your house? So my

444
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 1: wife's a hard line in the stable. We got married

445
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 1: that I do the dishes and she does the laundry. Okay,

446
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 1: we'll go. She does the laundry all the time, and

447
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: if there's no laundry, then she had to get up

448
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 1: and do it. Sometimes I'll let the dishes go, and

449
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: then she'll get real mad, all right, so you you

450
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 1: real mad? And then I have to like wake up

451
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 1: early before work and do the dishes and want bottle. Okay,

452
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 1: but you you divided responsibilities in your household. That's great.

453
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: But if is she gonna come home and say, now

454
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 1: if you don't, if you don't do the dishes, then

455
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,719
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hook up with you tonight, Like consistently

456
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: she wouldn't maybe once really annoyed, but like, yeah, I

457
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 1: don't like it, and if I don't, I think that's

458
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 1: pretty common. But I also think that if there was

459
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 1: a dividing responsibility takerboard and your house where you get

460
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 1: stars every you do what you're supposed to do as

461
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 1: an adult. No, I think this is I think it's

462
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:10,239
Speaker 1: pretty normal. Yeah, all right, Bob, thanks man, Thanks good

463
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: to hope you get out of prison soon. Hey Samantha,

464
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:18,160
Speaker 1: Hey Samantha, you have a comment about the chart. Yeah,

465
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: that's actually from like a big Facebook like a satire page.

466
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: Actually it's not even real. No, it's like there's like

467
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 1: a little like name at the bottom of the chart.

468
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 1: If you're looking at a photo of it, woman's getting killed. Yeah,

469
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 1: so like name, Yeah, baby sideburns. We'll go ahead and

470
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 1: plug it. But there's actual stickers on this. Are you

471
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 1: sure this isn't really looks like it could be real. No,

472
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 1: it's like a hundred percent satire. Could you go to

473
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 1: that Facebook page? Like everything on there is like I

474
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: got something commas and people do it though, so that's

475
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: people are at people are outraged to, so I know

476
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: it's real. It's just like it just shows like how

477
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 1: messed up like like parental relationships are that guy dad? Okay?

478
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: But let's flip it around now. Are in these situations

479
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: where where there is this reward system, are we absolutely

480
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: sure the guys wouldn't do it? Like I don't. I've

481
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 1: met wives and girlfriends I've met I've met both sides

482
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: of this where where they just are controlling there somebody.

483
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 1: If you have to threaten somebody to do stuff, I

484
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: mean they must not. Yeah, that's quality, Like a partnership

485
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: shouldn't be all like, here's incentive, I'm gonna give you

486
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 1: some oral no and that. I guess that's the point

487
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 1: of all this. But I I know somebody who's who

488
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: is holding out all kinds of favors because she wants

489
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: a bigger ring, and she's campaigning my friends friends to

490
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 1: convince him to buy her a ring and saying, well,

491
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: tell him I'll do this, and tell him I'll do that.

492
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: How about you, how about he buys you a bigger

493
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: of you got a ring? Did you buy the ring

494
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: you could afford? Second of all, he'll buy your ring

495
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 1: when he feels like it. And if you keep harping

496
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 1: him on it, then it won't be special when he

497
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: does and third of all, why are you doing this

498
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 1: stuff for him anyway? Um, like, why are you holing out?

499
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 1: You know that's that cool? You know I don't like it,

500
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:16,199
Speaker 1: Thank you, Samantha. I don't want to be in a relationship, right.

501
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't take the trash out, my

502
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 1: wife won't want to be with me intimately. Yeah, It's like, I, look,

503
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 1: I should take a trash out because I'm an adult,

504
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: because you asked me to, and because that's my role

505
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 1: in the relationships. Well whatever, whatever, the garbage, whatever, the

506
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: division of responsibility is, I don't know, you know, the

507
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 1: garbage's full. Whoever sees it first take it out. But

508
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: I don't have an issue with that. If like someone

509
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: does the cooking and someone does a launder, I don't

510
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: care if people trade. But what I'm saying is like,

511
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 1: I also don't want I want you to do things

512
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: with me, especially on an intimate level, because you want

513
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: to do them, not because I did something that I

514
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: was supposed to do like a big boy. Yeah yeah, Hi, Shelley,

515
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 1: Hi Shelley, thanks for coming. You get a sticker for

516
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 1: walking into that perfect when you get five stickers, Oh

517
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: you know, then you know I don't either. I don't

518
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 1: know between us love Paula, I got your themes, are ready,

519
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:28,399
Speaker 1: You're ready this new booty Paula. I think he announced

520
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: this on the Tangent Our offair on Touch Your podcast,

521
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: but on Monday after the show. Yeah, Monday after the show.

522
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 1: If you get, you get a new booty. I'm taking

523
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: Hot Girl Summer to a whole new level. What are

524
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 1: you not, dunk? What are you doing? So? I'm doing

525
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 1: a Brazilian butt lift through air sculpting, which means I'm

526
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: gonna be moving some fat around that doesn't belong in

527
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: certain places and funding it right where you're supposed to

528
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: have some of mine too. I don't want to because

529
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: I love fat to celebrate too. I got some fat stories.

530
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: I could go from dad to making your ass look

531
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: good and real fast. I love it. Um, this is exciting.

532
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: This happens on Monday and then so all week she's

533
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 1: asked the same question over and over again, of which

534
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: I don't have an answer. Apparently she can't sit. You

535
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 1: can't sit for a week? Yeah, seven days? No sitting,

536
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: Absolutely none in the bathroom. I can go to the bathroom,

537
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: but that's the only sitting I'm allowed to number two.

538
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: What if it takes a long time. Well, then I

539
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: heard that first number two. I don't even think about

540
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to think like a cushion, like I

541
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: get a special pillow, don't seven. They're strict on it.

542
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: We broadcast out of a closet, basically, and you've asked

543
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: for a week if you can lay across the floor

544
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: the only surface area that's open in this entire room

545
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: and work. You want to come in here? What do

546
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: you want to put a microphone down there too? Oh? No,

547
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: I was fine with keeping the microphone where it belongs. Yeah,

548
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: I changed down there. No, I know I was gonna

549
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: keep it right here. And if I wanted to, you know,

550
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: talk to you guys, I get up because I can stand.

551
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: I can stand neil and lay down on my stomach.

552
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: Can you stand like this? I mean that gets tiring

553
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: for four hours though, Oh you know, and get you

554
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: like a portable standing desk thing right here. So I

555
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: actually wanted to build my own standing desk and management

556
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: said no, because I have what at my house you

557
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: can build this, sing We're not doing that. Um, We'll

558
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: just get you a wireless mic and you can lay

559
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: across the floor somewhere over there or something. I told them.

560
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: Can I bring like a like a picnic blanket, you know,

561
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: or like a beach towel and just lay on it

562
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: because at home I have to be on my stomach.

563
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: I can't be on my back. I'm curious as to

564
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: like how colossal this ass is going to be? Are

565
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: we talking like Kardashian sized or are are we talking

566
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: what are we talking about? No, it'll just be a

567
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: nice little like bump then, I you know, because I've

568
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: got enough cushion. And he told my My doctor's like, yeah,

569
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: a great little like thing going on here. And he's like,

570
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if I even want to put any

571
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: of your doctor told you you've got a great little

572
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: thing going on here. You just ad he has the

573
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: same thing from his doctor. Yeah, avery little thing over there.

574
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: Every time my domestic shot when I turn it, coffee goes.

575
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: What a great little thing professional terms. They taught him

576
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: that it Harvard. I should thank you, sir. You're just

577
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: lifting it up. I'm lifting it up, getting a little

578
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: like I don't look bigger also too, because when they

579
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: sculpt me, yeah, I mean they're gonna take some so

580
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: you'll see you more of a figure, which was is

581
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: this gonna be more noticeable? It's will be more noticeable

582
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: when you're naked than it will in clothing. Right, No,

583
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: I think both probably gonna have to get some fashion

584
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: nova girl. I'm many a whole new war job. I

585
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: hope it goes the way that I hope it goes.

586
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure that it will. It will. This is very exciting.

587
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: So Paul is getting into Monday jealous. I want to

588
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: get like all the fat sucked out of my body,

589
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: calm through. Yeah, but the problem is that you have

590
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: to also change your life because if you get all

591
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: the like if like I've already discussed this, if I

592
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: if I get this, I have a little like dad

593
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: bud belly that I can't seem to get rid of

594
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: the rest of me. I can lose weight, no problem,

595
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: it is sucked out, but they suck it out. And

596
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 1: then unless I start eating vegetables all day every day

597
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: and kale smoothies, he comes back. I'll do I gotta

598
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: do it again. Yeah, I'll do it, do over. I'll

599
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: live right well for once, I'm gonna get all sucked out.

600
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna continue to try and change my lifestyle,

601
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: so it goes away for good. The other problem is

602
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: you might look good, but your heart still will stop

603
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: because you're still eating you know, saturated fat all day.

604
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: And these people that get flastic surgery and they get

605
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: all start, they don't change their lifestyle though. That doesn't work,

606
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: which is what I think. You look good for a

607
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: little while, which is cool. Yeah, I'm like, I gotta

608
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: eat better. I mean, I did have hot cheetles for

609
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: breakfast to day with all my last bad yeah, I

610
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: did get all in now anything big macks all weekend.

611
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 1: They're gonna suck it out anyway. I want to gain

612
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: any more weight though, home, Like, just take what I've got.

613
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: That's enough. I ain't really healthy this week except for today.

614
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: Are you not taking any time off next week? You

615
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: just you're gonna come straight from the butt surgery. Is

616
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: that you're gonna be here Tuesday? You're saying, no, I'm

617
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: not here Tuesday, Okay, Tuesday, I won't be here. Um,

618
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: I'll be leaking at home because no, no, no, no,

619
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: not like that. It's just like you know when you

620
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: what I mean, how many ways are there to leak? Okay?

621
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: All right, I'm good, So good luck. We'll talk to

622
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: you about it on Monday, I'm sure, but it happens

623
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: Monday afternoon, and then we'll all get a good look

624
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: at this thing on Wednesday. Yeah. I mean, I'm not

625
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: doing like a shell like a dhow okay? Are you

626
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: going to do it before and after? I am, I'll

627
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: have the before and afters on my install have everything. Um,

628
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm excited. We're excited for you. I'm

629
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: one of three five kiss Up