1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast. 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:12,079 Speaker 2: Niki Glaser pos Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to 3 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 2: the show. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Man, I sound a 4 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,360 Speaker 2: little loud, but I kind of like it. Maybe they'll 5 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 2: make me talks softer. 6 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:21,960 Speaker 3: You think it'll balance balance out low Mike, Brian, Yeah, I. 7 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 2: Mean Brian Franjie's coming back from his honeymoon with a 8 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 2: little mic. But he's getting on the right supplements and 9 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 2: we're all going to support him emotionally and he's got 10 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 2: doctors monitoring it. 11 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 4: Brian Franjie's back. 12 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 5: Everyone. Oh, man, I missed the pod, and you know what, 13 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 5: I listened to three out of four of the episode 14 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 5: so far that I was not on. And I have 15 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:50,159 Speaker 5: so many comments, so many moments where it's like I 16 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,519 Speaker 5: want to say something here and I can't say anything. 17 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 2: I know, And isn't that a because you used to 18 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 2: listen as a listener and you couldn't say anything and 19 00:00:58,680 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 2: that was just your lock life. 20 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: But now you you have an. 21 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 2: Entitlement now that is warranted because you're a part of 22 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 2: the show. 23 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, you had to have the user experience. 24 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,120 Speaker 5: Yes, that's awful. I feel bad for all the listeners 25 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 5: out there who can't contantly chime in. 26 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 2: I feel that way. Often I listen to Chris's show. 27 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 2: If I wake up early enough, I listen to it live. 28 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 2: It's from six to ten or if I usually listen 29 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 2: to it on the podcast and at like two times 30 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,400 Speaker 2: the speed. But when I get to hear it live, 31 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 2: it's so awesome because he'll get like there'll something will 32 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 2: be of debate in the room of like how old 33 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 2: is she? Or like did she actually Usually it's something 34 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:36,959 Speaker 2: where they're like, or we'll bring. 35 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 5: Up a guy. 36 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,960 Speaker 3: We'll be like, oh, yeah, I think this guy is 37 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 3: a really good guy and rape. 38 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,119 Speaker 4: Seven women in nineteen eighty one. 39 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,679 Speaker 3: Go look at them, just like, do your own research. 40 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 2: I really do. Every time there's like I'm like, he 41 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 2: once kicked a dog in nineteen ninety something. 42 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 3: Well, for Brimley, I think is pretty clean. He's a 43 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 3: great person. 44 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:06,760 Speaker 2: Problematic diabetes, PROBLEMATICUS. No, he seems like a good guy. 45 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 2: But okay, so we have so much to get to today. 46 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 2: Let me just set up the room. Okay, Brian Franngie 47 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,800 Speaker 2: is back. Or you're in California. It looks like you're 48 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,519 Speaker 2: home right, all right, I'm in California. 49 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, back home, all right? 50 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 2: And then okay, yeah it's. 51 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 4: And then Anya is in New York. 52 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:33,640 Speaker 2: What Anya's has her parents in New York with her 53 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 2: right now? If we want to set the scene, they 54 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 2: were staying with her all the week all the weekend. 55 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 4: This is all the weekend. 56 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 1: This is one of seven pills I've found. This is 57 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: what happens when eighty year olds stay with you. There's 58 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: just stray medication everywhere, Like a. 59 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 3: Weekend with Nikki. I'm like, what is this? 60 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,839 Speaker 2: I don't so many because I don't I will never 61 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 2: take a pill and just be like, well, I wonder 62 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 2: what's this experience going to be? 63 00:02:58,360 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 3: Like? 64 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 2: There are a lot that I don't know. And then 65 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,360 Speaker 2: I just, you know, throw them into a creek. 66 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,639 Speaker 1: One side you grow dollar and the other side will 67 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:11,959 Speaker 1: make you grow smaller. Do you know that movie Beauty? 68 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 1: This is. 69 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:14,520 Speaker 2: Seventies. 70 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you know how you're supposed to dispose of 71 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 5: pills because if you put them in the toilet or something, 72 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 5: they're bad for the environment. 73 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's what was my joke about putting in I. 74 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:31,080 Speaker 2: Don't know how I forgot remember, Well there's one I know, Courtney, 75 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 2: This corny show doesn't add for a place called what's 76 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 2: it called. 77 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 4: I hate the name of it so much. 78 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 2: It's rough prevent prevented. 79 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 3: Prevented, prevented. Oh yeah, and we're like, what. 80 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 5: Did ed do? 81 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 2: Like I as time and I was like, Corney, I 82 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 2: think it's supposed to be prevented dot com, but they 83 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 2: like did it wrong? But then I looked it up 84 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 2: and I was like, well, I didn't say that because 85 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 2: it literally is prevent ed dot com and you can 86 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 2: send in your medication and they mix it or they 87 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 2: send you a mixture to put in with your medication 88 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 2: that makes it neutralized. 89 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and then you can dump it. I thought 90 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 4: it was prevent a rectile dysfunction. 91 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 5: I know. 92 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 2: I think that's what a lot of people are. They're 93 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 2: swallowing that goo they said them, and then. 94 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 3: Get hard. 95 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,119 Speaker 4: That's a good point. 96 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,600 Speaker 1: Oh my god, my dad almost killed Matt over the weekend. 97 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 5: Okay. 98 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 1: This is another thing eighty year olds do is they 99 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,480 Speaker 1: don't they don't look at what is in front of them. 100 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,840 Speaker 1: They're just haphazard, or at least it's just my dad. 101 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 1: So I had a bowl of cherries. 102 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,239 Speaker 5: All starts with cherries. 103 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 2: It does. Then there's like a crime scene exhibit, a 104 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 2: kind of thing, something that only happened one hundred years ago, 105 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 2: when people were like, life is but a bowl of cherries. 106 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 3: Nobody's got a bowl of cherries anymore. That was an 107 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 3: old time say what is a bowl? When did you 108 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 3: get cherries? 109 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 1: And why do you have They had the I guess 110 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 1: it's like cherries. 111 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 4: Your mom brings like vegetables and fruit. 112 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:00,240 Speaker 6: It is. 113 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 1: The wildest thing at the store. They have them there. 114 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 4: It's you said, you're you. 115 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,720 Speaker 2: It was the season, so your mom picked them from 116 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 2: a tree in her Your mom brought me a bag 117 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,279 Speaker 2: of lemons one time to like a show that she 118 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 2: came to visit. 119 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 4: See, yeah, I'm like that. 120 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 1: We're in San Francisco. Nikki lives in Missouri. She's flying 121 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 1: home tomorrow. She's like, but I have this from my 122 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:27,719 Speaker 1: tree for Nikki. 123 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 4: It was really sweet. But that's why I thought she 124 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 4: brought the other cherries. 125 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, she just likes fruit, so I brought her 126 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: some fruit. I'm trying to get her acclimated here in 127 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 1: Hudson Valley anyway. I have a large glass bowl of cherries, 128 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: and then I have two small bowls that are white 129 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 1: and ceramic one has trail mix in it. It's like 130 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,279 Speaker 1: medium size, and then there's a tiny white bowl for 131 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 1: cherry pip pits because if dogs eat cherry. 132 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:55,279 Speaker 2: Shitty part of the trail mix like the peanut exactly. 133 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,200 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, whatever part you don't like, getting. 134 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 1: Nikki, what does a peanut look like a cherry pit? Right? 135 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 1: So my dad's just willy nilly eating all the cherries 136 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,479 Speaker 1: and cherry pits are toxic to dogs, by the way, 137 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:15,920 Speaker 1: and people, which I didn't know. Also, apple seeds, Brian. 138 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 5: Apple seeds contain a small amount of arsenic in them, 139 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 5: so if you eat too many apple seeds you will 140 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 5: get arsenic poisoning. It's it's a cheese. 141 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:26,479 Speaker 1: I ate apples like whole for like a season. I 142 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 1: remember just thinking like I'm just gonna eat the whole 143 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,480 Speaker 1: apple and be cool. Never bought, never had an issue, 144 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 1: but I did. I've eaten many apples entirely ate the 145 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 1: whole Why. I don't know. I could just got into 146 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 1: it once and was like, why are we throwing this 147 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,600 Speaker 1: part away? It's like kind of probably. 148 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 4: Like really gross stuff up in it. It has like 149 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:44,839 Speaker 4: spider webs, and. 150 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 3: I don't know if this is allowed either like for 151 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 3: my cousin, I don't know whether he was tricking me. 152 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:54,280 Speaker 3: When I was young, he started like eating peanuts with 153 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:55,720 Speaker 3: the shell and he was like, hey, you can just 154 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 3: eat the whole, and so I was like, oh, yeah, 155 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,960 Speaker 3: I'll do that too, and then I was doing that 156 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,240 Speaker 3: for a while, and then at one point I was like, 157 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 3: did he just do this twice to trick me into 158 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:05,160 Speaker 3: doing this for the rest of. 159 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,360 Speaker 4: Those lies you see only the peanuts shell? 160 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:07,919 Speaker 6: What? 161 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, even as a kid, it wasn't like I was 162 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 2: like trying to avoid calories, even though it was calorie conscious. 163 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 4: As a kid, I would say. 164 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 2: Throw out the I was I was sick because it's 165 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 2: salty on the outside and you like almost choke to 166 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,720 Speaker 2: death every single time, and it's like you're living, You're 167 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:25,840 Speaker 2: just this is. 168 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 3: My going out submarine. 169 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:35,880 Speaker 2: And yeah, I was like getting kind of horny about it. 170 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 2: You went there, Chris, You you gave me the man. 171 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 4: I was not even headed in that direction, and you. 172 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,000 Speaker 2: Go, hey, you know, a nice trail to take would 173 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 2: be this one and in that direction. 174 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:52,840 Speaker 3: And then I get then, okay, all right, you're going 175 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 3: to give it back to me on this podcast. There 176 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,160 Speaker 3: will be I. 177 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 4: Will get you. 178 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 2: I will, I will take you somewhere where you'll go 179 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,920 Speaker 2: and you'll want it taken out, but we're gonna leave it, 180 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:04,360 Speaker 2: all right. 181 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,119 Speaker 1: So okay, So that trail brings us back to trail mix, 182 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 1: which my dad is eating by the fistful and also 183 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,280 Speaker 1: doing the cherries double dose. Of course, at one point 184 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 1: he just throws a cherry pit into the trail mix, 185 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 1: which nobody knows about until Matt takes a handful of 186 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,680 Speaker 1: trail mix. And then I see him go and he's 187 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,600 Speaker 1: like choking and he's like, oh, my tooth, and then 188 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 1: he's like spits something out and then he rushes to 189 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 1: the bathroom and I'm like, I already know what this is. 190 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 1: And then he comes out and he looks furious. So 191 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 1: Matt has broken open a cherry pit thinking it's a 192 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:46,520 Speaker 1: peanut and swallowed it. No, no, by the way, disgusting, Yes, 193 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:52,199 Speaker 1: So he looks like grossed out. 194 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:55,719 Speaker 2: I'm just played And I wondered if Noah played it? 195 00:08:55,800 --> 00:09:00,960 Speaker 2: What the did I that was weird, like it, but 196 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,000 Speaker 2: it was perfectly on time. What if my brain is 197 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 2: putting those sounds in it's so weird? Did anyone else 198 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,959 Speaker 2: who's listening to the podcast, hear it, because. 199 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 1: This is how people here goes like. Sometimes I'll hear 200 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:18,040 Speaker 1: like yeah, and I know it didn't happen in real life, 201 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:22,040 Speaker 1: but I'll hear don't do that, But I'll hear like voices. 202 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 2: No, that's good, that's really good because that's your inner voice. 203 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,720 Speaker 2: Because I all these books I'm reading, you were hearing 204 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,840 Speaker 2: like voices. If you listen, if you're really plugged in 205 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,840 Speaker 2: with your body and you're like mind, your subconscious is 206 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,080 Speaker 2: telling you ship all the time. So you're plugged into 207 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,960 Speaker 2: that inner voice. Whereas my inner voice is me. So 208 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,480 Speaker 2: I would never hear if I go like, ew, that 209 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,680 Speaker 2: shirt's ugly, I would never think it was someone else. 210 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:48,480 Speaker 2: It's like Dave Matthew said on stage that blew my mind. 211 00:09:48,520 --> 00:10:06,520 Speaker 2: He was like, I read somewhere. 212 00:09:52,800 --> 00:10:02,520 Speaker 4: The his guitar way up, he goes you know what. 213 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:05,640 Speaker 2: Sometimes no, But when he said that, he goes someone 214 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 2: he's he had like a revelation and he shared it 215 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,120 Speaker 2: with us, and I already said this, but it bears 216 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:16,160 Speaker 2: repeating that. Uh. The he was like, someone told me 217 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,120 Speaker 2: that the voices in my head, I'm just an audience 218 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:21,120 Speaker 2: for them. They're not me, Like I'm just listening to them, 219 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,920 Speaker 2: they're not me and that, like he separated and then 220 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,240 Speaker 2: he started going into and he was like going into 221 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,680 Speaker 2: some of the voices and they were like, you're not 222 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,760 Speaker 2: as talented as you think you are. Everyone doesn't like you. 223 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,720 Speaker 2: Like it was all the voices that I have, And 224 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:35,680 Speaker 2: I was like, you're fucking Dave Matthew with like, who 225 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:40,199 Speaker 2: is one of the biggest grossing artists of not the grossest. 226 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,800 Speaker 3: Well, I mean, he went through a. 227 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:49,040 Speaker 4: Couple of years, but he's back. He is. 228 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:54,400 Speaker 5: All right. 229 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:57,040 Speaker 3: Rob Thomas v Dave Matthews right. 230 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,080 Speaker 4: Now, Okay, Dave Matthews. 231 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,240 Speaker 2: Because it's just grained in me as a child, like, 232 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 2: as literally a seventeen year old. I guess we could 233 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,640 Speaker 2: count that as a child to be like attracted him. 234 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:12,319 Speaker 2: But Rob Thomas is more like your friend that you 235 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,440 Speaker 2: like are like you acknowledge he's cute, but he's like 236 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,839 Speaker 2: he's just the Rob Thomas. 237 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,560 Speaker 4: I can't get over it. He's the best person. I wish. 238 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,880 Speaker 4: I can't wait for you to meet him. 239 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,400 Speaker 2: I looked at his tour schedule so we could go 240 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,920 Speaker 2: hang out with him, because he's gonna love you. You 241 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,480 Speaker 2: guys are gonna be best buds, it's gonna be wild. 242 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,560 Speaker 2: We're gonna go, We're gonna go like on tour with him. 243 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,280 Speaker 4: I'm obsessed. 244 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,040 Speaker 3: Every story I've heard about him has been great. 245 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:36,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, from other people, because she's stalked him like four 246 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:39,080 Speaker 2: times over the years working in radio, and he's always 247 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,040 Speaker 2: been kind, he's always been hilarious. She had like specific 248 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,240 Speaker 2: stories to tell about him, and like, you just can't 249 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,600 Speaker 2: find a bad story about old Rtie, And. 250 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:49,000 Speaker 1: I think he's a monster. 251 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:55,560 Speaker 3: Oh god, the show. 252 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, I text you on him, like, actually, you keep 253 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,760 Speaker 2: your mouth fucking got about that. 254 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,199 Speaker 1: I can't believe Artie got friend zoned so fast, My 255 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,040 Speaker 1: good old Glad. 256 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,440 Speaker 3: Don't know what happened. 257 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,199 Speaker 2: He doesn't want any of this, and I don't want 258 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,360 Speaker 2: our relationship. I'm not gonna be friends with Dave Matthews. 259 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,640 Speaker 2: So I could say, like, oh, he's so hot or whatever, 260 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 2: But if I want to be friends with someone, I'm 261 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,880 Speaker 2: also not going to sexualize them either, and I would 262 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,000 Speaker 2: not want him to do that to me. 263 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:26,839 Speaker 3: You've got boundaries. You and Taylor both commented, and he 264 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:28,600 Speaker 3: was a good looking guy. 265 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,480 Speaker 2: Well, I'm commenting on he looks exactly the same as 266 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:34,640 Speaker 2: he did in the nineties and that that. 267 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,760 Speaker 4: But he is a good looking guy. There's no but 268 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:37,840 Speaker 4: it's not I'm. 269 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:43,400 Speaker 2: Not like, let's get back, let's get back to being 270 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:47,160 Speaker 2: furious to say he didn't almost kill Matt. Matt just 271 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,760 Speaker 2: almost broke a tooth, which is terrible. But you don't 272 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,160 Speaker 2: you the cherry seat is never going to choke you 273 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:52,600 Speaker 2: to death. 274 00:12:53,559 --> 00:12:58,080 Speaker 1: It's not that I was shocked to learn, like, cherry 275 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:02,079 Speaker 1: pits have our cyan I in them. If chewed, you 276 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,360 Speaker 1: could like release some cyanide, and and there's conflicting reports. 277 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,720 Speaker 1: I immediately was like, maybe. 278 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 4: You're going to be hind them all over the place. 279 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:11,320 Speaker 2: I know instantly if kids could get their hands on them, 280 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,000 Speaker 2: we would kids would be dying back. 281 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:19,520 Speaker 1: Seven chew it. If you open the pit, it does 282 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:23,160 Speaker 1: it's much worse than just swallowing it whole, because there's 283 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,640 Speaker 1: cyanide in there. And Matt evidently did that. I was like, 284 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,560 Speaker 1: you're going to be fine, and he was. I think 285 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,560 Speaker 1: he was just like, I've fucking had it. At this point. 286 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:34,200 Speaker 1: It had been a long weekend. Let's just say, and 287 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,360 Speaker 1: you know, sucking on somebody else's cherry pit, there's. 288 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,680 Speaker 3: No disgusting cherry pits okay, I. 289 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,880 Speaker 5: Have some information, so they do have they have cyanide 290 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,440 Speaker 5: in them. Hardstone in the center of cherries is full 291 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 5: of prussic acid, also known as cyanide, which is poisonous. 292 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,280 Speaker 5: But don't freak out because if you accidentally swallow one, 293 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,880 Speaker 5: it'll just pass through your system. But if you do 294 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,720 Speaker 5: what Matt did and you crunched down on it, eating 295 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:03,160 Speaker 5: just three eat a four pits of the Morello cherry 296 00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:07,240 Speaker 5: or seven pits of red or black cherries will lead 297 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,760 Speaker 5: to cyanide toxicity. 298 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,520 Speaker 2: And doesn't mean or death. 299 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:16,000 Speaker 1: No, a guy died, a man died, A grown man 300 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,640 Speaker 1: died after eating three cherry pits, which, of course Matt 301 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,080 Speaker 1: finds that article. I'm like, let's put the Internet away 302 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,280 Speaker 1: and just like, sit. 303 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:24,600 Speaker 2: Did he eat it? 304 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:24,760 Speaker 6: Though? 305 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:25,440 Speaker 2: He spit it out? 306 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:25,840 Speaker 1: Though? Right? 307 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 5: He ate it? 308 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,920 Speaker 1: He like, He's like, I think I swallowed half of 309 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,360 Speaker 1: it and half of it I spit out. I'm not sure. 310 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,880 Speaker 1: I think at that point he is just done and 311 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,000 Speaker 1: I had to leave him alone. 312 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,920 Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like one of these wives someday that 313 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:41,960 Speaker 2: like once you you okay, so you know how the 314 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,960 Speaker 2: wives kill their husbands and they like, here's this tea. Honey, 315 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,040 Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, it's a new cherry pit tea 316 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,239 Speaker 2: I found. We'll see cherry pit tea. 317 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:54,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm gonna be like, here's. 318 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,280 Speaker 4: I think I've heard about this before. 319 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 2: I'm like, we did a pans about it. You fucking 320 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 2: dumb fuck. 321 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,160 Speaker 3: That's what you said the last time I was on, 322 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,520 Speaker 3: you were like, how dumb is this guy for marrying 323 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,760 Speaker 3: a girl that wants to kill him? 324 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're gonna be that, but you're gonna be senile. 325 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:10,200 Speaker 2: It's not your fault, Okay, Like you're smart now and 326 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,880 Speaker 2: you don't And I'm fucking crazy right now. I would 327 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,120 Speaker 2: never kill you. But no one knows what's going to 328 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,800 Speaker 2: happen in thirty to four. 329 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,840 Speaker 3: We don't know what voices are in your head or 330 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,000 Speaker 3: what sound effects are going to. 331 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,920 Speaker 5: Lead you to kill all of a sudden. 332 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 3: That's gonna be a. 333 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,320 Speaker 2: It's jaws. 334 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:33,640 Speaker 3: And while she's waiting for me to die, what's the 335 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:37,120 Speaker 3: sound effect while she's waiting for me to die? 336 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:39,600 Speaker 4: That's great? 337 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,480 Speaker 3: Love your your it's so crazy. 338 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,960 Speaker 2: We can try. Your mom can do the whistle? Oh 339 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,120 Speaker 2: her whistles whistle? 340 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:53,880 Speaker 4: Can anyone do that? 341 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 2: One don't do it. 342 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,760 Speaker 1: I wanted to do that. 343 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,800 Speaker 2: It is you can you kind of do it? Chris? 344 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,040 Speaker 3: It sounds terrib I mean. 345 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 2: Kill yourself with two guns like you're doing Like that 346 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:07,240 Speaker 2: was a horrible conversation. How do you do the trick 347 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:07,960 Speaker 2: to doing act? 348 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 1: You fold your tongue right. 349 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, you fold your tongue back. I mean yeah, you 350 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,440 Speaker 3: fold your tongue back. My mom could do it with 351 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,400 Speaker 3: like one hand, one hand. I have to do it 352 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:15,640 Speaker 3: with two. 353 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:16,240 Speaker 2: Badass? 354 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,040 Speaker 1: What is the cool part of your badass? I remember 355 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:24,960 Speaker 1: seeing kids do this that's flip. Yeah, And when I 356 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,360 Speaker 1: was a child, I was like that was so cool, 357 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,280 Speaker 1: just this like the shape of it where the fingers 358 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,560 Speaker 1: were done. I'm just showing you something that is almost 359 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:37,080 Speaker 1: as cool as a one handed whistle. But when I 360 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,920 Speaker 1: was a kid, I would have to like hold my 361 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,920 Speaker 1: fingers down. Look how lame this? 362 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,000 Speaker 2: I get it, Like when you're a kid in your hand. 363 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,720 Speaker 2: I saw a kid the other day that was so 364 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,840 Speaker 2: cy was like a baby and you just learned how 365 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,760 Speaker 2: to do thumbs up and he had done something. They 366 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,760 Speaker 2: were like yay, and he like looked at his hands 367 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 2: and he was just really focused and he was just 368 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,280 Speaker 2: like slowly his thumbs went up and he was like. 369 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:05,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, every figure. It's almost like, yeah, it was so 370 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,560 Speaker 4: cute when I learned the bird. 371 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, we were skydiving, me and my sister. I think 372 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,200 Speaker 3: I gave it to her for her. 373 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,760 Speaker 2: Eighteenth birthday skydove, Yeah, with my sister. 374 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,160 Speaker 3: And on the way down she I think she tried. 375 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,680 Speaker 3: She's not this kind of person like she doesn't do like, 376 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,960 Speaker 3: but I think on the way down she tried to 377 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 3: flip me off as like just to be funny with me, 378 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,920 Speaker 3: but instead she she held up all the fingers except 379 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:29,760 Speaker 3: for her middle finger. 380 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,600 Speaker 5: Doesn't do it just like. 381 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,679 Speaker 1: That is so hard. 382 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:38,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to do. 383 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 5: She did it. 384 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:39,960 Speaker 1: Oh. 385 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,639 Speaker 2: I get so nervous whenever people to post her pictures 386 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 2: and they're like. 387 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,360 Speaker 4: Let's do the heavy metal rock. 388 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,320 Speaker 2: I'm always like, I'm going to do some Nazi symbol 389 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,400 Speaker 2: I know, because I don't know which one is. 390 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,919 Speaker 3: You should do the opposite because like Taylor Swift is 391 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 3: and then it becomes like the Dane Cook superfinger. 392 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:55,680 Speaker 4: Oh yes, Swift gives the horns. 393 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,480 Speaker 2: I saw it with my own eyes. What do you 394 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:01,960 Speaker 2: mean she went like this like this, Oh she does yeah, 395 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:02,760 Speaker 2: Oh yeah she can. 396 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,400 Speaker 4: I mean she can do everything. 397 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,119 Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm putting that like this simple 398 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,119 Speaker 2: land movement as like God, she's so fucking amazing, and 399 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,760 Speaker 2: she can sing, she can dance, she writes her own music. 400 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,159 Speaker 2: She's a fucking near billionaire, and she can do the 401 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,320 Speaker 2: devil hornto her hand like without thinking. 402 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:17,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. 403 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:22,480 Speaker 3: As of today, she's number two on the Lady Musician List. 404 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, and she did it without the use of slave 405 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:29,159 Speaker 2: labor to make her products like Rihanna did. I'm sorry, 406 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,439 Speaker 2: Rihanna's number one, and it's totally on the backs of 407 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,280 Speaker 2: slave labor making all of her fenty stuff. 408 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,280 Speaker 5: So money like total money earned. 409 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well Taylor's never Taylor has her merch but 410 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,480 Speaker 2: Taylor's never been We were talking about this in the 411 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:49,240 Speaker 2: kitchen just before this is a little private action, little 412 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,600 Speaker 2: purview into Chris and ized life. We were talking about this, 413 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,679 Speaker 2: and yeah, Taylor Swift never doesn't take any money to 414 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,800 Speaker 2: perform and Dubai. She's never done a private party ever. 415 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,959 Speaker 2: She doesn't do any like I'm not gonna say ever, 416 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,920 Speaker 2: but she doesn't do any private events where they pay 417 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,960 Speaker 2: them millions of dollars. So this bitch is about to 418 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:10,240 Speaker 2: make a billion dollars with just her music and her merchandise, 419 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,880 Speaker 2: which needs some help. 420 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:15,920 Speaker 3: Time ago. 421 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,960 Speaker 2: If true, I mean, yeah, but we'll still buy it. Okay, 422 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,080 Speaker 2: we gotta go to break. We have a lot to 423 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:25,119 Speaker 2: talk about. Brian's marriage. Noah went to Taylor Swift this weekend. 424 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,040 Speaker 2: We did I don't know what my dad performed with 425 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:33,080 Speaker 2: me in California, and Anya had her parents in town. 426 00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 2: So we'll talk about all of that and more and 427 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,080 Speaker 2: maybe not even all. 428 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,919 Speaker 4: Of it, mostly not all of it. We got too 429 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,919 Speaker 4: much to get to, so we'll be back right after this. 430 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:43,560 Speaker 4: All right, we're back. 431 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:48,840 Speaker 2: Let's start off with Frangie's wedding, because we've talked about 432 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:52,119 Speaker 2: it a little bit. What a time I'm I'm almost 433 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:56,240 Speaker 2: wanting to start with Noah because what no experienced this 434 00:19:56,359 --> 00:20:00,000 Speaker 2: weekend is almost the same as like a marriage, because 435 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,040 Speaker 2: is it something you only get to do once or 436 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:08,840 Speaker 2: eight times in a summer in your life. It was transformational. 437 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,919 Speaker 2: But uh no, let's start with Brian's. 438 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,840 Speaker 3: Which relationship do you think is going to last longer? 439 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,800 Speaker 3: Noah's with Taylor Swift or Brian's with his wife. 440 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,720 Speaker 2: I think they're both going to go the full. I 441 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,920 Speaker 2: think there's no going back for knowing very good. There's 442 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,439 Speaker 2: no like, nothing could happen that will make noe not 443 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,000 Speaker 2: a swiftye. 444 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,439 Speaker 4: Okay, Brian, how are you feeling now? 445 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,480 Speaker 2: Almost? Is it like almost two weeks out of being married? 446 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,159 Speaker 2: What's been like? 447 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,320 Speaker 5: It's been great. I was very I had a lot 448 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:39,679 Speaker 5: of anxiety leading up to a peak anxiety. I couldn't 449 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,560 Speaker 5: sleep the night before. I didn't sleep for a single 450 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,879 Speaker 5: second the night before. I had to cancel my morning 451 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,359 Speaker 5: brunch that's supposed to have with my boys or whatever. 452 00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:54,960 Speaker 3: That was a good call, though, Yeah, definitely those guys. 453 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,520 Speaker 5: Laid in bed just not sleeping for hours. 454 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,280 Speaker 3: I thought maybe lane and bread was like one of 455 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,440 Speaker 3: those things you researched and like, help somebody anxiety. 456 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,720 Speaker 5: I got a of warm bread and I laid in 457 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,240 Speaker 5: it and it didn't even help. 458 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,160 Speaker 3: And what was the anxiety? If you don't mind me asking? 459 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:08,560 Speaker 5: Was it? 460 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,280 Speaker 3: Was it like a hundred different things, seeing all the family? 461 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,040 Speaker 3: Was it doing your vows and not. 462 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,119 Speaker 4: Best man's speech? 463 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:14,960 Speaker 3: Yeah. 464 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,439 Speaker 5: Here's what they don't tell you about weddings is that 465 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:21,240 Speaker 5: everyone puts an incredible amount of pressure on you. Everyone 466 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,119 Speaker 5: puts an incredible amount of pressure on you to have 467 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,760 Speaker 5: the best day of your life, and if you're not 468 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,320 Speaker 5: having the best day of your life, you're a piece 469 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:29,080 Speaker 5: of shit. You make everybody sec God, you're right, And 470 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 5: that's why I had anxiety, because I frequently feel like shit. 471 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,560 Speaker 5: I have chronic pain and all these types of problems, 472 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,520 Speaker 5: and I was worried that I was gonna feel like 473 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,080 Speaker 5: shit on my wedding day, and then, on top of that, 474 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:44,040 Speaker 5: disappoint everybody who's all trying so hard to. 475 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:48,960 Speaker 4: Make like just saying that you had the best day 476 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,720 Speaker 4: or you know, like if you didn't like. 477 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,760 Speaker 5: I also want to have a good time, you know, 478 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:54,600 Speaker 5: I think that. 479 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,439 Speaker 2: You you were you want you wanted to have the 480 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,280 Speaker 2: best time. I understand the pressure that other people put 481 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,000 Speaker 2: on you, like this better be the best day, but 482 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,960 Speaker 2: I think deep down you wanted to have the best 483 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,200 Speaker 2: day possible. And I also hear that a lot from 484 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,760 Speaker 2: Anya about her anxiety is like I want to make 485 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,280 Speaker 2: sure that I absorb this day and I remember it 486 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,479 Speaker 2: and I have memories from this day and that it 487 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,920 Speaker 2: is the most special day of my life. But it's 488 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,760 Speaker 2: just a day, and it's a party, and. 489 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,359 Speaker 1: It's wait before you can I share a funny stuff 490 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,439 Speaker 1: I was freaking out having an anxiety spiral at like 491 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,840 Speaker 1: midnight or one. I can't it felt like one in 492 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,919 Speaker 1: the morning. And Nikki's caught, you know, as always like 493 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,160 Speaker 1: talking me off the ledge, and She's like, play out 494 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,040 Speaker 1: your fears. I'm like that I won't be present, that 495 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,440 Speaker 1: I'll miss it, that I'm gonna fuck something up, I'll 496 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,040 Speaker 1: forget something. 497 00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:44,879 Speaker 2: Can you read your exact thing? Because it was very interesting, 498 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:45,840 Speaker 2: I can have it. 499 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,720 Speaker 1: I can't have it, okay, but and then she can. 500 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,760 Speaker 1: I just read in your tone what you said to 501 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,320 Speaker 1: me because it made me laugh so fucking hard. I'm 502 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,239 Speaker 1: I'm on imagine me in bed in the dark, just 503 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,040 Speaker 1: like all on the verge of tears. And I won't 504 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,960 Speaker 1: be present, and I well, either I want to have 505 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,480 Speaker 1: a nice day and be present, but I'm already lamenting it, 506 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,479 Speaker 1: lamenting it being over and me missing it because I 507 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,240 Speaker 1: wasn't really allowing myself to have fun. 508 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,840 Speaker 2: I'm not even making sense. Thanks for listening to this. 509 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,360 Speaker 2: I'd feel better just writing it out. 510 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,320 Speaker 1: And that she goes, Babe, no offense, No one cares 511 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,040 Speaker 1: at all. 512 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 2: She goes. 513 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:27,040 Speaker 1: She goes, literally, everyone will forget everything about this day. 514 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:32,120 Speaker 2: And at the moment it's over. I go, No one, Uh, 515 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,440 Speaker 2: there's a way, did I said? 516 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:34,639 Speaker 4: What did I say? 517 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,040 Speaker 1: There was something else that made me laugh, So it 518 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,439 Speaker 1: was like a combination of over and over, like Babe, 519 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:46,800 Speaker 1: no one cares, yes, and it doesn't matter at all, 520 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,760 Speaker 1: which just made me laugh so hard at the anxiety passed. 521 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:54,040 Speaker 2: Yes, I go, it's just like every person, Oh this 522 00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,200 Speaker 2: is it's just a party. And much like every person 523 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,480 Speaker 2: I know who throws parties, you're riddled with anxiety. I 524 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,560 Speaker 2: don't and I said, I don't get why people do them. 525 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:07,560 Speaker 2: And I said, oh God, where is it. I want 526 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,399 Speaker 2: to get it right because no one is going to 527 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,439 Speaker 2: cut you out of their life because you didn't respond 528 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,600 Speaker 2: to an email in person. Okay, this is another thing. 529 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,639 Speaker 2: You were like, people are emailing me back. But there 530 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:20,200 Speaker 2: was a worry about kombucha. 531 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,600 Speaker 4: This was the big worry. 532 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,560 Speaker 5: She goes, she's worried it has cyanide in it. 533 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, shes okay. 534 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:27,360 Speaker 1: I want. 535 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:31,000 Speaker 2: I can't sleep because it's so many decisions to be 536 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,399 Speaker 2: made and so much many things to do, overwhelming to 537 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,800 Speaker 2: the point of pep paralysis. Eventually, I'll get to it, 538 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,640 Speaker 2: but it's all exhausting, so true. Too many dumb things 539 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,240 Speaker 2: like whether I have to decide on whether I want 540 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,080 Speaker 2: to serve kombucha in a big conator or just let 541 00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:43,919 Speaker 2: people serve themselves. And I can't even bring myself to 542 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,919 Speaker 2: reply to an email. I said, big container there done, 543 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,879 Speaker 2: and she's like, I mean, I'm doing my own hair 544 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,880 Speaker 2: and makeup. But I'm like, is this the dumb decision? 545 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,439 Speaker 2: Which I totally get too, because I you know, I 546 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,160 Speaker 2: did a whole podcast about I did my own hair 547 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,320 Speaker 2: and makeup for ted Lasso event, and I like was 548 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,119 Speaker 2: crying all day long. Yes, I said, do you your 549 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,240 Speaker 2: own hair and makeup? You know what you like because 550 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,640 Speaker 2: I know you, and like, you don't like any big 551 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,360 Speaker 2: eyelashes and like crazy winged thing, like you don't want 552 00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,600 Speaker 2: to you don't need to contour. You know what you 553 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:15,240 Speaker 2: look like pretty? And then I said, I said, Babe, 554 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,040 Speaker 2: this will be a bunch of picks on Instagram for 555 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,359 Speaker 2: one day and those picks will only be revisited by 556 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,800 Speaker 2: you and Matt after that, and that I know that's harsh, 557 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,480 Speaker 2: but it's true. 558 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,400 Speaker 1: Now, It's true. 559 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,760 Speaker 2: How you look does not need to be like you're 560 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,880 Speaker 2: going to the oscars, Like it's not going to be. 561 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,720 Speaker 2: I said, weddings are forgettable. They all are. You don't 562 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:36,880 Speaker 2: have to ut And I go and about like she's worried. Well, 563 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,520 Speaker 2: this is the thing about weddings that I worry about. 564 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,600 Speaker 2: And I talked to Chris, like, if we have a wedding, 565 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,840 Speaker 2: I feel like I'll never see Chris because he will 566 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,680 Speaker 2: have to like spend individual time with everyone because they 567 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 2: like made the effort to be there, and you want 568 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,919 Speaker 2: to have a moment with everyone. And I said, you 569 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,200 Speaker 2: don't have to hang with them. It's their choice to come. 570 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,280 Speaker 2: Let them be mad at you. Would you be mad 571 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,960 Speaker 2: at them in the same circumstance. And then I said, 572 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,399 Speaker 2: and it's New York City, Like if they flew in, 573 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,560 Speaker 2: they can find things to do. Get on a fucking 574 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,680 Speaker 2: double deck or bus, take a door, go to a 575 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,159 Speaker 2: Broadway show, to it down the street, walk on the 576 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,720 Speaker 2: high Line. But yeah, my mom gets mad at me 577 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,679 Speaker 2: too when she's like getting dressed and I go and 578 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,480 Speaker 2: she's like, should I wear this with this? 579 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,160 Speaker 1: And I go, no one is looking at you. 580 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 2: And that soothes me because I had the revelation at 581 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,840 Speaker 2: a young age in the gym in La where everyone 582 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,680 Speaker 2: was so fit and perfect, and I was going through 583 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,160 Speaker 2: like a chubby phase in my life, and I didn't 584 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,960 Speaker 2: want to go to the gym. And I went there 585 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,720 Speaker 2: and I realized, no one is looking at me. Everyone's 586 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,159 Speaker 2: looking at themselves. And it's the same as I gave 587 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,359 Speaker 2: the same advice to Noah for Taylor Swift because she 588 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,200 Speaker 2: was worried about should I wear this sparkly dress or 589 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,200 Speaker 2: should I wear this red dress. It's a little more subdued, 590 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,520 Speaker 2: like I don't want to be going over and I 591 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,840 Speaker 2: go no offense, like no one is gonna look at 592 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:51,160 Speaker 2: you because no one. Everyone's so obsessed with their own outfit. 593 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,800 Speaker 2: They are just like or people can looking at me, 594 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,240 Speaker 2: and so no one looks at you. 595 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,239 Speaker 5: No one gives a shit about what anyone does at 596 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,000 Speaker 5: any time unless. 597 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,960 Speaker 2: Yes, and weddings are great and like, but just think 598 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,920 Speaker 2: about the weddings you've been to in your life that, yes, 599 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,840 Speaker 2: they have you have fond memories of them, but you're 600 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,280 Speaker 2: not remembering every detail of them. You're not revisiting. You're 601 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,159 Speaker 2: not like flipping through photos and going, wow, that wedding 602 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,600 Speaker 2: I went to four years ago, Like it's important to 603 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,280 Speaker 2: the people who have it, so don't worry about other 604 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,280 Speaker 2: people's experience as much. Was my point not to be like, 605 00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,040 Speaker 2: no one cares, because we do care. We're going, but 606 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,520 Speaker 2: take a little bit of that off. 607 00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,399 Speaker 3: I'll be looking at you the whole time, judging the 608 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,720 Speaker 3: whole every second I'm there, I'm gonna be like, I 609 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,120 Speaker 3: can't believe she made that decision dress. 610 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,560 Speaker 4: Getting married. 611 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,960 Speaker 3: But I remember a lot of good things about Brian's wedding, 612 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,639 Speaker 3: and it was two weeks ago, but those are the 613 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,199 Speaker 3: thing the highlights that you remember. Like I remember thinking, 614 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,480 Speaker 3: oh man, it's going to rain on this wedding. We're 615 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,200 Speaker 3: in trouble. And then the hails started coming down and 616 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,960 Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, this wedding is screwed, Like I don't 617 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,600 Speaker 3: know what I mean, Brian's going to be devastated. And 618 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,000 Speaker 3: then everything cleared up. 619 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,560 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, as soon as it starts. So it was 620 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,440 Speaker 5: the day of the wedding, and we knew that there 621 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,159 Speaker 5: was a likelihood of various storms in the mountains. That 622 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,520 Speaker 5: always changes, and it started drizzling in the morning and 623 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,680 Speaker 5: I was very worried then that it was going to 624 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,199 Speaker 5: rain all day. As soon as it started hailing, it 625 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,240 Speaker 5: was hailing buckets of like. 626 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,000 Speaker 3: Buckets of white on the ground. Yes, it looked like 627 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,960 Speaker 3: it was snowed. 628 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:15,240 Speaker 5: Yes. 629 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,159 Speaker 4: One of the rocks that concert everyone. 630 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,639 Speaker 5: One of the bridesmaids fell down the stairs because it 631 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,320 Speaker 5: was too slippery and she sprained her hand. Aubrey Aubrey Aubrey, 632 00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,159 Speaker 5: who is a bestie by. 633 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,880 Speaker 4: The Bustye Aubrey, hope your ankles better man the way. 634 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,159 Speaker 5: There's many besties in Grand Lake. I didn't even know this, 635 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,120 Speaker 5: but the the executive chef of the Lodge restaurant. 636 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,320 Speaker 4: I met her. Yeah, that was cool. 637 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, she she listened to the podcast. 638 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:46,120 Speaker 2: She delivered my beyond Burger patty and mushrooms in for breakfast, 639 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,239 Speaker 2: and she was like, and I'm a really huge fan. 640 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,680 Speaker 2: I don't want to bother you by like literally even 641 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,280 Speaker 2: like look in her face and I was stuffing it 642 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:54,760 Speaker 2: down my face. 643 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,040 Speaker 3: And then she comes up and she's like, I tell 644 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,560 Speaker 3: everybody not to ever do this to guests, but I'm 645 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,280 Speaker 3: asking you for a pictures. 646 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,720 Speaker 2: So she's like, don't ever do this to people, but 647 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,600 Speaker 2: she's like, I'm doing it. 648 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,040 Speaker 5: Her names Caroline Schwartz. I met her at the dinner. 649 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,560 Speaker 5: I had dinner at the Lodge after the wedding, and 650 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,680 Speaker 5: she came up to our table and was like, thank 651 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,080 Speaker 5: you for inviting Nikki Clazier to your wedding. It was 652 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,440 Speaker 5: the best day of my life. 653 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,440 Speaker 2: She was so nice. 654 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,840 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that. 655 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,440 Speaker 2: Was really that was It was just a cool like 656 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,680 Speaker 2: it was a cool weekend altogether. Chris and I got 657 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,480 Speaker 2: there on Thursday and the wedding was Saturday, and it 658 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,480 Speaker 2: was like, it was the smallest place I've stayed in 659 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,880 Speaker 2: in my whole career since I was like traveling in 660 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,720 Speaker 2: Illinois as a one night or comedian doing like shitty 661 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,040 Speaker 2: real glindside. 662 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:36,760 Speaker 5: Small room. 663 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,920 Speaker 2: I'd say, like the smallest hotel room I will ever 664 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,479 Speaker 2: stay in the rest of my life. There's no way, 665 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,480 Speaker 2: there's no way we'll ever get smaller than that. And 666 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,960 Speaker 2: it really brought me back to like when I would 667 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,800 Speaker 2: drive to Carbondale to perform at a holiday inn like 668 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,280 Speaker 2: bar and grill, and no one would be listening to 669 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,360 Speaker 2: me and I just check into like a you know, 670 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,280 Speaker 2: a motel essentially. But it we got in, I was like, 671 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,400 Speaker 2: this is but that's what it was. And it was 672 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,320 Speaker 2: not bad at all because you. 673 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,120 Speaker 4: Don't even spend time in your room, you just sleep there. 674 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,320 Speaker 4: I don't need a lot of space. 675 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,120 Speaker 2: It was it was great and its cleans and it 676 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,840 Speaker 2: was nicely decorated. It wasn't like it wasn't like a 677 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,480 Speaker 2: motel grungy. It was like just small. It was nice though. 678 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,600 Speaker 3: I loved it. I think the whole point of those 679 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,400 Speaker 3: tiny rooms is to get you to hang out at 680 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,680 Speaker 3: the love I want everybody to be like Kellerman's and 681 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,600 Speaker 3: dirty dancing and hang out in one space. 682 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,880 Speaker 5: Definitely like a summer camp vibe. 683 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:23,520 Speaker 6: There was. 684 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:27,400 Speaker 5: There was moments when Nicky had great I was very gracious, 685 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,080 Speaker 5: and one of them was the small roofs. But the 686 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:34,040 Speaker 5: other one was when the DJ started playing a terrible 687 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:38,600 Speaker 5: The DJ was amazing in the world, but he did 688 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,680 Speaker 5: play a remix of a Taylor Swift song that was. 689 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,840 Speaker 2: Like, this is the story this is that's so funny, 690 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,880 Speaker 2: So he is. He was a great DJ. He was 691 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,560 Speaker 2: very into it, very professional. Every song he would he 692 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,240 Speaker 2: would play like the perfect amount of chorus and verse, 693 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,880 Speaker 2: and then you would transition out of the song and 694 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,640 Speaker 2: you would almost hear like a new song coming in 695 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,479 Speaker 2: and you'd go like, what the fuck is this? I 696 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:58,840 Speaker 2: know it, but I don't know what it's going to be. 697 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,320 Speaker 2: And we were about Chris how long into the night were. 698 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,480 Speaker 3: We I was saying. I was saying, Nicki is like, 699 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,440 Speaker 3: is one of the most intuitive people. 700 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,000 Speaker 4: It's the nicest thing you've ever said. 701 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,560 Speaker 3: I can't tell you how many times NICKI will will 702 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,880 Speaker 3: be watching TV or be somewhere and nick will like 703 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,640 Speaker 3: pause TV and be like, say something. 704 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,760 Speaker 4: We were listening to podcast recently? 705 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:19,520 Speaker 3: Was it? 706 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:23,640 Speaker 2: It was, uh, my dad or my dad wrote a porno? So, 707 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,800 Speaker 2: which is a great podcast that Chris and I have 708 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,840 Speaker 2: always been talking about starting. But on this road trip 709 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,400 Speaker 2: back from Colorado to the airport, we were like, let's 710 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:34,080 Speaker 2: start it, and we're listening to it and this girl's dad, 711 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,120 Speaker 2: this guy's dad wrote a porno and they're all making 712 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,959 Speaker 2: fun of it the whole time, which is the you know, 713 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,120 Speaker 2: the that's the idea is. 714 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,160 Speaker 4: Just to mock it. 715 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,720 Speaker 2: But I was kind of getting a little bit turned 716 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,200 Speaker 2: on by the writing because it was like a little 717 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,120 Speaker 2: bit like they were making fun of it, being like 718 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,360 Speaker 2: they were making fun of the fetish in it, which 719 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,840 Speaker 2: was kind of like this girl's like just like an 720 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,320 Speaker 2: object and like the people are just like using her, 721 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,600 Speaker 2: and they're like and then I stopped it and I go, I. 722 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,600 Speaker 4: Don't think these people watch porn. I like, pause it. 723 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,000 Speaker 2: I go, I they're making fun of it in a way, 724 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,480 Speaker 2: like I get making fun of the writing and the 725 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,120 Speaker 2: word choice, but like this is actually something people are 726 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,280 Speaker 2: very into, and this dad is kind of nailing it. 727 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,120 Speaker 2: And then we press play again and this girl goes, 728 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,240 Speaker 2: I just want to say, I don't watch porn. I 729 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,640 Speaker 2: was like, and Chris was like, how did you know? 730 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,480 Speaker 2: Because I was like, that was the point where it 731 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,720 Speaker 2: was like cause she has to address that she's not 732 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:21,280 Speaker 2: getting this. 733 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,200 Speaker 3: And the night before Nikki turned to me and she's like, 734 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,560 Speaker 3: it has been an hour and a half and this 735 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:30,400 Speaker 3: DJ hasn't played one single Taylor Swift song. The song 736 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,160 Speaker 3: ends like thirty seconds later, and then the Taylor Swift 737 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:33,880 Speaker 3: song comes home. 738 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,880 Speaker 4: And Chris goes, are there? 739 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,320 Speaker 2: This was another thing. He goes, are there Taylor Swift 740 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,240 Speaker 2: songs that are appropriate for a wedding? And there aren't many, 741 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,360 Speaker 2: to be honest with you, like when you're really wanting 742 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,560 Speaker 2: to dance, But we've got shake it off, We've got 743 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 2: We're never getting back together, and there's a couple other ones, 744 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,800 Speaker 2: but those are the two main ones. So shake it 745 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:50,520 Speaker 2: Off begins. 746 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,600 Speaker 5: I would dance to your being too, loud too, you're 747 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,719 Speaker 5: being too loud. 748 00:32:55,880 --> 00:33:01,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, calm down, Yeah, that'd be a good one. Waiting 749 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,120 Speaker 2: with me, but shake it off. 750 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:08,040 Speaker 3: He he is playing so every song the normal one, 751 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,960 Speaker 3: like you were saying he was. He would manipulate the 752 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,400 Speaker 3: bpms a little bit for some songs. So we songs. 753 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 4: Yes, but every crank up to like what they were 754 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:17,560 Speaker 4: every other song. 755 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,800 Speaker 3: So this song starts, and I'm telling you he slowed 756 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,720 Speaker 3: it down by thirty percent at least. 757 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,120 Speaker 4: I stay out to the late, got nothing in my brain. 758 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,080 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like Taylor Swift one. 759 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,840 Speaker 2: And Brian came up to me about a minute in 760 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,760 Speaker 2: because we were keeping like waiting for the beat to 761 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,840 Speaker 2: drop where it would be like shake it off, and 762 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,920 Speaker 2: it just wasn't and you could tell it wasn't ever 763 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,320 Speaker 2: going to. 764 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,040 Speaker 4: And Brian came up and he goes, is this acceptable? 765 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,400 Speaker 5: I said, is this offensive? 766 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:45,400 Speaker 1: Yes? 767 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:45,880 Speaker 7: Yes? 768 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:46,240 Speaker 6: Yes? 769 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,440 Speaker 4: Is this offensive to you? 770 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,480 Speaker 2: And I go absolutely, and he and I go, but 771 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,480 Speaker 2: it's funny because it's it's funnier than if you played 772 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,720 Speaker 2: it normal. I got more joy out of like this song, 773 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,520 Speaker 2: never reaching any kind of apex where you could let 774 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,760 Speaker 2: loose anyway you. 775 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,320 Speaker 3: Would rather him just never even you. I would rather 776 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,040 Speaker 3: be like, oh, this guy just doesn't know that Taylor 777 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,920 Speaker 3: Swift has a few good songs at a. 778 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,200 Speaker 2: Wedding, right, And instead it was like bastardizing. Yes, but 779 00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,080 Speaker 2: that was that was but I enjoyed it. But the 780 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,359 Speaker 2: rest of the songs were so oh. 781 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,960 Speaker 5: My god, I do want to him. He was the 782 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,799 Speaker 5: best DJ. He We danced the entire night. The dance 783 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,719 Speaker 5: floor was on fire the whole night, and he he 784 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,959 Speaker 5: was responsible for that. He he knew the right songs 785 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Speaker 5: to play, so fun. He was amazing and so gracious 786 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,920 Speaker 5: and great the whole time. He lent us a speaker 787 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 5: for the day before. He is amazing. If you're in 788 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:36,480 Speaker 5: the Colorado RIDI DJ Perry, he's booked until twenty twenty five. 789 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,799 Speaker 5: You can't get him, but he is. 790 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,760 Speaker 3: Can't even get you can't get even get him. Goodluck 791 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,800 Speaker 3: married ten years book DJ P. 792 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,400 Speaker 2: We're dancing right away and it was still light outside. 793 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,359 Speaker 2: And that was a surprising to me that as soon 794 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,560 Speaker 2: as the speech is wrapped up and dinner was like 795 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,719 Speaker 2: already eaten, everyone ran to the dance floor and it 796 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,560 Speaker 2: was it was packed the whole time. 797 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:57,719 Speaker 1: One thing having anxiety right now? Why because I don't 798 00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,640 Speaker 1: have dancing at my wedding. My wedding is like a 799 00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:00,919 Speaker 1: lunch garden park. 800 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,120 Speaker 4: That's fine, That's what it is. 801 00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:02,920 Speaker 3: That's what it is. 802 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,160 Speaker 4: You're getting married during the. 803 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,440 Speaker 2: Day, in the in the afternoon, and I told you 804 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,080 Speaker 2: should have dancing, and you said, I don't want it. 805 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:08,640 Speaker 4: So like you. 806 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:13,080 Speaker 3: Chose that the best DJ in Denver. This was a choice. 807 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,719 Speaker 4: But no, one no, Like one thing I did is 808 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:17,640 Speaker 4: I were to dance at. 809 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,120 Speaker 3: Cyane's Crew was great. It kind of reminded me of 810 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,879 Speaker 3: like friends because most of the guys that were there 811 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,800 Speaker 3: were high school friends, yes, and they were taking shots 812 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,239 Speaker 3: at Brian all weekend. The wives were taking shots. I 813 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,160 Speaker 3: didn't you made me feel like a home. 814 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,799 Speaker 2: Yeah. We were in the hot tub and like people 815 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,040 Speaker 2: would just get in and they were all they all 816 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,279 Speaker 2: knew Brian from high school. There's like Brian has like 817 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,320 Speaker 2: ten friends from high school and all their wives were there. 818 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,319 Speaker 3: And they've got a guy's chat. I think it's like 819 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,520 Speaker 3: fifteen people. 820 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,200 Speaker 2: A girl chat. 821 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:49,920 Speaker 1: We have nine. 822 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,080 Speaker 2: I asked what they talked about in the guy's chat 823 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:56,319 Speaker 2: because your buddy Steinman, he was telling who I love 824 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,960 Speaker 2: so much, which, by the way, everyone was shit talking 825 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 2: Steinman all weekend and being like. 826 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,720 Speaker 4: Ah, you don't even want to run into this guy. 827 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:06,480 Speaker 3: Character. 828 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,640 Speaker 4: I didn't hear what I heard. You were going to 829 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:09,280 Speaker 4: get towels. 830 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,759 Speaker 2: These girls were like, I go, is Steinmann married because 831 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,920 Speaker 2: they're all like all of our husbands, and I go, 832 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,640 Speaker 2: which one of you is married to the guy who's 833 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,440 Speaker 2: giving the speech that I've heard about, who's like so 834 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:21,359 Speaker 2: crazy and so wild. And they're like, oh, no one 835 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:26,680 Speaker 2: could love Steinman. He'll never find anyone. I'm like, he's awesome. 836 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,680 Speaker 2: He he's the best speech he gave. He fucking killed 837 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,279 Speaker 2: the speech. And he was like a normal guy, Like 838 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,840 Speaker 2: who is this guy? I pictured like a Chris Farley character, 839 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:41,520 Speaker 2: being like just out, unhinted, drunk, stumbling everywhere, kind of 840 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,879 Speaker 2: like a chaotic man. 841 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,880 Speaker 3: He was such a reliable, good hanging at the end 842 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,840 Speaker 3: of the night and one of the best best speeches 843 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,719 Speaker 3: I've ever heard of my life. 844 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,600 Speaker 4: Yes, oh truely. 845 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,600 Speaker 3: Do you have any highlights from that? 846 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:53,120 Speaker 2: My favorite was that he was like Brian the last 847 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,279 Speaker 2: the last line he had he said he didn't he 848 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,040 Speaker 2: wrote that joke that this morning, but he's closed it 849 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:01,320 Speaker 2: and he goes and Brian is on strike from a job. 850 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:07,920 Speaker 3: He doesn't even have so funny your favorite line? That 851 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,279 Speaker 3: was probably it? But had he had a few great 852 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,960 Speaker 3: I mean probably what were some of your favorites? 853 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,840 Speaker 5: Oh god, it's all blur. I couldn't. I don't remember anything. 854 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,400 Speaker 5: I have a out of the speech, but I uh, 855 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,640 Speaker 5: I don't remember any specifics. 856 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:28,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, his vows were opening line for his wedding 857 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,200 Speaker 2: vows was the one that killed me. 858 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,960 Speaker 4: That's one I've been telling people. 859 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,560 Speaker 1: John, did you prepare et cetera the vows well before 860 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,080 Speaker 1: we go to the vows. 861 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,200 Speaker 5: I don't want to finish the hail thing because it 862 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,640 Speaker 5: was drizzling during the day and I was afraid that 863 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,160 Speaker 5: it was going to rain all day. But then as 864 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,960 Speaker 5: soon as it started hailing, I said to the wedding coordinator, 865 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,880 Speaker 5: who was also the best I said this, the ceremony 866 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,080 Speaker 5: is gonna be outside as soon as it started hailing, 867 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,240 Speaker 5: because I knew that in the mountains, if it hails 868 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,879 Speaker 5: that much, it's gonna stop pretty soon. Maybe we would 869 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,800 Speaker 5: have had to have delayed the ceremony by twenty to 870 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,759 Speaker 5: thirty minutes, but there's just not that much water in 871 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,520 Speaker 5: the air to allow. 872 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,880 Speaker 4: It's never hailed for days. 873 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, so as soon as I started hailing, everyone was like, 874 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,239 Speaker 5: oh no, we're to do it inside. And I was like, 875 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,880 Speaker 5: make sure we wipe down the benches, make sure the 876 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,759 Speaker 5: staircase is swept, because we're doing this outside. And it 877 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,880 Speaker 5: was I. 878 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,080 Speaker 4: Cleared up beautiful. 879 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,000 Speaker 2: It was like sunny and gorgeous and it wasn't like 880 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,960 Speaker 2: sopping wet everywhere. It was like a perfect ceremony. I 881 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,520 Speaker 2: cried instantly when you started walking, when you were walking 882 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,359 Speaker 2: towards the. 883 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:33,279 Speaker 4: Really whatever, Yeah, instantly, why because I just. 884 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,359 Speaker 5: Knew we were like he's disgusting. 885 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,640 Speaker 2: No, you looked so handsome, so handsome, but you just 886 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,320 Speaker 2: it was just like I saw the importance on your face, 887 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,319 Speaker 2: like I saw a little bit of nerves. I saw 888 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,440 Speaker 2: like how special this was to you, like on your face, 889 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,120 Speaker 2: and I just like couldn't handle it, and I started 890 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,640 Speaker 2: like welling up like instantly, because it was just like 891 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,400 Speaker 2: I just saw all the love you have for Ali, 892 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,280 Speaker 2: like everything was just on your face. 893 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,240 Speaker 4: I don't know why, you know, And your cute little dog. 894 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,719 Speaker 5: Was yeah, Jack was there. Nikki, you are an extreme EmPATH. 895 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,400 Speaker 5: I have frequently said things to you about like my 896 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:11,160 Speaker 5: pains or whatever, and I can see you feeling my pain, 897 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:15,120 Speaker 5: and I think that's an incredible uh personality traits. 898 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,080 Speaker 2: So I think I will never say that I'm an 899 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,160 Speaker 2: EmPATH because I hate people that do, and they're usually 900 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,040 Speaker 2: not because it's just a way to be. Like, there's 901 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,799 Speaker 2: a lot of people on f Boy Island. Let me 902 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,719 Speaker 2: just say that. It always like and because I'm an EmPATH, Like, 903 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,000 Speaker 2: I like, get what you're saying about your school. 904 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,160 Speaker 5: You can't say that about My name is Jack. 905 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,680 Speaker 2: Well and I used to have a therapist who told 906 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,840 Speaker 2: me I had no empathy. But I think I'm brimming 907 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:40,120 Speaker 2: with it. 908 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:44,040 Speaker 5: I think, well, that's why you felt I really felt it. 909 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and it was just so yeah, that was 910 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:51,040 Speaker 2: a and then just you know, every let's get to 911 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,520 Speaker 2: your vows. Though. Annie wants to know how when you 912 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,480 Speaker 2: started preparing and how long it took you six years. 913 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,319 Speaker 5: Ago on you before you even met Ali. I started right, No, 914 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,879 Speaker 5: I I took about about a month prior. I wrote 915 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,959 Speaker 5: a first draft and then just like mold it over, 916 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,360 Speaker 5: just like was mulling it over. I just did notes 917 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:14,200 Speaker 5: in my phone and then like I'd say, I looked 918 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,800 Speaker 5: it over like four more times, stressing out. The biggest 919 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:22,200 Speaker 5: time I looked it over was that the night before 920 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,200 Speaker 5: when I wrote it down in my little book, and 921 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:30,480 Speaker 5: the day before that we were in Veil. I did 922 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:34,160 Speaker 5: a I did a pass on it, but it normally 923 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,560 Speaker 5: I only spend like I did my brother's best man speech. 924 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,800 Speaker 5: I did Rob Stern's best man speech, and I wrote 925 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,840 Speaker 5: those the day of. Normally I do it the. 926 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:49,200 Speaker 1: Best man's speeches. You know, I kind of want to 927 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,960 Speaker 1: do that, control everyone's speech. 928 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,960 Speaker 5: But I knew that there was going to be a 929 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,360 Speaker 5: certain expectation, especially amongst the my high school friends and 930 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:03,600 Speaker 5: stuff that did you say? Especially expectations were from No. 931 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:08,200 Speaker 2: It's especially especially No, especially. 932 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,600 Speaker 4: I'm gonna Brian, you are too smart to be saying. 933 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,680 Speaker 5: Especially. It was especially I think for my high school 934 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,520 Speaker 5: friends and my family, especially to prove it to my family, 935 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,840 Speaker 5: like I'm a good writer, I'm funny. You know. I 936 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,680 Speaker 5: needed this to be good. Is everybody that I ever 937 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,120 Speaker 5: cared about or loved is sitting there in these seats, 938 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,719 Speaker 5: And it's not just that I care about love them, 939 00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:30,560 Speaker 5: but also I have something to prove to some of 940 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,160 Speaker 5: these people. Some of Ali's family never even met me, 941 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,799 Speaker 5: and I'm like I'm going to show you who I 942 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,720 Speaker 5: am in my writing. 943 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,759 Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't even like you did. You did that, 944 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,399 Speaker 2: and you weren't trying to be too funny, because first 945 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,880 Speaker 2: of all, you just are funny, and so you be. 946 00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:48,080 Speaker 2: You trying to be sincere even became really fun. You 947 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,560 Speaker 2: like being as sincere as possible with hilarious. Can we 948 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:50,920 Speaker 2: just go? 949 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,840 Speaker 4: Can you walk us through your vows? Can I just 950 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:53,239 Speaker 4: hear it? 951 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,560 Speaker 3: I laughed so hard. 952 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,440 Speaker 4: I think the besties deserve to hear the whole thing. 953 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,640 Speaker 5: It's pretty long, so I want the whole thing, but 954 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:01,080 Speaker 5: I can. 955 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,640 Speaker 4: Oh, there are some moments that really got me. 956 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,840 Speaker 3: There was one moment where Salmon Runner. 957 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,960 Speaker 4: The Salmon Runner was great. 958 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,120 Speaker 5: There was one moment where, no matter how many times 959 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,879 Speaker 5: I read it to myself, I couldn't not cry. And 960 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:13,920 Speaker 5: I was like, I'm not. 961 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,719 Speaker 4: Gonna cry stop the whole time. 962 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,120 Speaker 6: Brian. 963 00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:19,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, I just want to say that it was a 964 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:23,120 Speaker 5: miracle because I feel like shit probably nine out of 965 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:27,160 Speaker 5: ten days of the week, and I didn't sleep a 966 00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:32,440 Speaker 5: single second before this day, and the entire day I 967 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:36,640 Speaker 5: felt a solid eighty five percent, which is like the 968 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,720 Speaker 5: best I felt. 969 00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,719 Speaker 4: I think it proves that's great that it's in your head. 970 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,200 Speaker 2: I know that you know everything. 971 00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:46,080 Speaker 5: I know that I was, that I was a solid 972 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,880 Speaker 5: eighty five percent. It was a miracle, and honestly, I 973 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,800 Speaker 5: felt so glad. 974 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,000 Speaker 4: I was so worried about that. 975 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,320 Speaker 5: All that anxiety. But when I was with my groomsmen 976 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,319 Speaker 5: in the getting ready room, I said to them, you 977 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:01,080 Speaker 5: know I made I said a line. Rob was there, 978 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,880 Speaker 5: and he laughed out loud. I didn't even realized it 979 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,480 Speaker 5: was funny, I said. I didn't sleep at all last night, 980 00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:10,080 Speaker 5: not a single second. But if I do sleep, I 981 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,799 Speaker 5: know I would have ground and clacked my teeth. So 982 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:19,920 Speaker 5: I guess it's better to be tired than in pain. Yes, yes, yeah. 983 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,760 Speaker 2: I agree, Like you would have had some like crazy 984 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,799 Speaker 2: nightmares and stress dreams that would have added to the 985 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:25,640 Speaker 2: overall stress. 986 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,120 Speaker 5: So you were just tired, but not in pain. And 987 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,319 Speaker 5: so that's how I felt going into the up to this. 988 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,440 Speaker 5: But once I got there, all that anxiety and the 989 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:37,319 Speaker 5: pressure of my friends and family wanting me to have 990 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,640 Speaker 5: the best time of my life turned into incredible feelings 991 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:44,480 Speaker 5: of love and support, and I felt amazing. And I 992 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,040 Speaker 5: can honestly say this. I know it's cliche, but this 993 00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,840 Speaker 5: was the best day of my life, best day of 994 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,680 Speaker 5: my life. I had the best time. I married the 995 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,319 Speaker 5: love of my life and I have no regrets and 996 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:59,000 Speaker 5: the whole day was amazing, and this anxiety was lifted 997 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,279 Speaker 5: off of me, and I think during the you know, 998 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,919 Speaker 5: during the dancing and stuff, it was truly like being 999 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,440 Speaker 5: on drugs. It was cathartic. We were so happy, not 1000 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,480 Speaker 5: just that we got married, but that it was over 1001 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,960 Speaker 5: all of it's over now. Multiple times Ali and I 1002 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,719 Speaker 5: raised our hands in the air and said. 1003 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:20,880 Speaker 3: It's fucking over. We're done. Shit. That felt the highlight 1004 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,200 Speaker 3: of my night, despite all the laughs and your stuff 1005 00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:26,160 Speaker 3: and like all the joy with her values, how I 1006 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:30,360 Speaker 3: looked and how pretty Nikki made me say she looked 1007 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,040 Speaker 3: was when I went, I talked, I got like I 1008 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,040 Speaker 3: got like two minutes with Ali in the middle of 1009 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,000 Speaker 3: the dancing, and the first thing she said was this 1010 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,840 Speaker 3: is this is the greatest day of my life. And 1011 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,160 Speaker 3: I was just like, I was overcome with joy because 1012 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,399 Speaker 3: I knew she meant it like. 1013 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:53,280 Speaker 2: She loves top like thousand Honestly, it was filled with joy. 1014 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:57,320 Speaker 4: It was it was It was truly like a perfect wedding. 1015 00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,400 Speaker 2: If I could just like have that be every my wedding, 1016 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,160 Speaker 2: like it seemed like the best. 1017 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,440 Speaker 3: And Allie looks like she knows. She's like she's you know, 1018 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,520 Speaker 3: she's beautiful when you're going on a hike, and she's 1019 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,839 Speaker 3: beautiful when like, you know, she's hanging out and all 1020 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,879 Speaker 3: that fun stuff. But she was born like it looked 1021 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,600 Speaker 3: like she was born to be a bride. A bride. 1022 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,000 Speaker 2: She looked stunning and her dress was perfect. But she 1023 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,160 Speaker 2: and she also got down on the dance floor. I've 1024 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,799 Speaker 2: never if you think, I do you see me dance 1025 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,640 Speaker 2: like a Swift concert and you're kind of like, wow, 1026 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:25,680 Speaker 2: take it easy, Nikki. 1027 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,799 Speaker 4: You don't know what dancing is until you see this girl. 1028 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:29,680 Speaker 3: What was beauty like? 1029 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,279 Speaker 4: She was bopping around, you know. 1030 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,239 Speaker 3: So do you remember what song it was? I would have. 1031 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,279 Speaker 3: It would take me a little bit. 1032 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,880 Speaker 2: But they remember there's a song that's something like it 1033 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,840 Speaker 2: up hot Wires. 1034 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,000 Speaker 3: All the girls, like all of her friends must have 1035 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,400 Speaker 3: like done the US. Was it Space? No, it was 1036 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,440 Speaker 3: it was after Space. Jam was one of them. 1037 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:53,960 Speaker 4: But oh yeah there was one Space. I remember it was. 1038 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,200 Speaker 3: They were like and then they One of my favorite 1039 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,200 Speaker 3: things is those beautiful moments were like every single friend. 1040 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,520 Speaker 3: If they hear it, it's like a beacon that they 1041 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,879 Speaker 3: all have to gather together. And there was a few 1042 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,480 Speaker 3: of those songs where like all of her girlfriends. 1043 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,400 Speaker 2: Knew, we've got to get to. 1044 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:08,439 Speaker 3: The dance floor. 1045 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,880 Speaker 5: For me, it was Hymca that was my yeah. 1046 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,759 Speaker 2: But here's this as it's playing, I was saying to Chris, 1047 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:18,279 Speaker 2: this is the gayest song imaginable. 1048 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,319 Speaker 4: I can't believe the lyrics, how gay that song is. 1049 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,680 Speaker 5: You can hang with all the boys, you can hang. 1050 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,640 Speaker 2: Out with all the boys, you can do whatever you please, 1051 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,840 Speaker 2: you can have a good like and then it's about 1052 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,080 Speaker 2: like getting homeless. 1053 00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,520 Speaker 4: Boys off the street, which is a nice thing. 1054 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,600 Speaker 2: And it's like you can come in, you can get clean, 1055 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,319 Speaker 2: you can have a good meal, and then you can 1056 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,399 Speaker 2: fucking do. 1057 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:38,520 Speaker 4: Yeah. 1058 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,040 Speaker 3: And if that's what you feel. 1059 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,239 Speaker 2: So gay and it's so your body just knows why. 1060 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,239 Speaker 2: I'm like, you don't even have to think about it. 1061 00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:46,480 Speaker 2: It's like it's like. 1062 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,799 Speaker 5: You can dance to Ymca that the beginning eat is 1063 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,040 Speaker 5: so danceable. 1064 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:55,400 Speaker 2: But in the seventies, to people like were accepting of 1065 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,600 Speaker 2: gay people, like they we're in the seventies where people 1066 00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,279 Speaker 2: like this song's fucking gay. And like they're like, you 1067 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,200 Speaker 2: don't know people. 1068 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,520 Speaker 5: I don't even realize because like I think in republics, 1069 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,719 Speaker 5: I think McDonald Trump wanted that to be his like 1070 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,680 Speaker 5: theme song, and they said no, Like there was some 1071 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,160 Speaker 5: Republican who was like, I wanted to be my team song. 1072 00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,080 Speaker 2: But themc now is like you can have you can 1073 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,399 Speaker 2: come in and get your picture taken and then pay 1074 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:20,200 Speaker 2: thirty dollars. 1075 00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,600 Speaker 4: You can go on the slide in the Lazy River. 1076 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,880 Speaker 2: It's like you can run into a bunch of families. 1077 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,520 Speaker 2: You can not go past this gate because you can't 1078 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:29,120 Speaker 2: scan your car. 1079 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:32,080 Speaker 3: Rule. 1080 00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not the same, but it used to be 1081 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,520 Speaker 2: like a fucking gay bathhouse fun. 1082 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,360 Speaker 3: You can wrote on the sidelines of a pickup basketball 1083 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,200 Speaker 3: game and feel really nervous about getting in. 1084 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,160 Speaker 5: With real athletes. 1085 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,480 Speaker 4: You can go on a treadmill that a fact I 1086 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:49,279 Speaker 4: didn't wipe down. 1087 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,880 Speaker 2: You can deal with him. You can watch Fox News 1088 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,920 Speaker 2: on the screens. It's like that's what's going on at 1089 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,239 Speaker 2: wess Now, Okay, anyway, I. 1090 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,520 Speaker 5: Wanted to show you this picture. This is like a 1091 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:06,000 Speaker 5: preview picture from that the that the photographer sent me. 1092 00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:11,200 Speaker 2: My god, yeah, that was Ali's just bouncy and. 1093 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,960 Speaker 5: In the background. 1094 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,320 Speaker 3: So who's basically like, I didn't know my son was 1095 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,880 Speaker 3: such a stud. Yeah, your dad was so proud of you. 1096 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,040 Speaker 3: It was sweet than you to make sure. 1097 00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:22,600 Speaker 5: Oh sorry, I want to hear that. But I sent 1098 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:26,359 Speaker 5: that picture to Darien Hip Hop hnting and I said, yeah, 1099 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,200 Speaker 5: that's a great one. I said, I just got married 1100 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,480 Speaker 5: and you weren't there in person, but you were definitely 1101 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,120 Speaker 5: there in my hips and knees, and I couldn't have 1102 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,760 Speaker 5: done it without youp Ho. Truly, he is the reason 1103 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:38,520 Speaker 5: I was able to. 1104 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:43,080 Speaker 2: Dance coach for every everyone once a week for Oh 1105 00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,400 Speaker 2: my god, Yeah it did payoff. You looked so fluid 1106 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,480 Speaker 2: and comfortable and you're casual dancing. 1107 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:49,520 Speaker 5: Thank you. 1108 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,680 Speaker 2: Can we just can I just hear the first couple 1109 00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:53,359 Speaker 2: of lines of your vows because that's what it really 1110 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:53,680 Speaker 2: got me. 1111 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:58,200 Speaker 5: Okay, so Ali's It worked out that Ali's vow was 1112 00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,920 Speaker 5: a was Ali's vows were amazing, but we were so 1113 00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,600 Speaker 5: funny too, And they were funny, they were amazing, heartfelt. 1114 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,360 Speaker 5: I loved them, and they also worked as a setup 1115 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,719 Speaker 5: for my first line, which wound up being a punch line. 1116 00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,200 Speaker 5: It wouldn't have gotten a laugh if Ali didn't do her. 1117 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,560 Speaker 1: Vows, did you plant that way? 1118 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,839 Speaker 5: No, I didn't expect the first line to get a line. 1119 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,040 Speaker 4: I don't hear each other's vows. 1120 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, Matt wants to like go over our vows before 1121 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:21,720 Speaker 1: the wedding. 1122 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:27,440 Speaker 3: Would that's the point of it? Yeah, he said, I wouldn't. 1123 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:29,880 Speaker 5: I wouldn't go over the vaws. I mean it was 1124 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,239 Speaker 5: I mean we got lucky in that we didn't cover 1125 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,600 Speaker 5: the same ground in our vows, but I think it 1126 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,439 Speaker 5: was so nice hearing them from the heart. 1127 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:42,200 Speaker 1: Insupposed to go first. 1128 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:41,440 Speaker 5: It doesn't matter wherever you. 1129 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,960 Speaker 2: Think should Why don't we take a break and come 1130 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,120 Speaker 2: back and listen Tor's vows because we got we got 1131 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,399 Speaker 2: to do that, and we're not going to get nothing 1132 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,080 Speaker 2: before we go. So we'll be right back and you're 1133 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:57,000 Speaker 2: gonna want to hear it Bryan's vows after this, all right, 1134 00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:01,040 Speaker 2: dearly beloved, we are gathered here, Brian, will you read 1135 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:01,880 Speaker 2: some of your vows? 1136 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:06,720 Speaker 5: Yes? So Ali did her vows, and then my first line. 1137 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,520 Speaker 2: Was hers were amazing. By the way, I don't want 1138 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,319 Speaker 2: to breeze past that. I'm not just saying like, oh, 1139 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,680 Speaker 2: they were cute, lovely, they they made me cry so much, 1140 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,960 Speaker 2: and and they were the you're right, the perfect setup 1141 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:17,680 Speaker 2: to yours. 1142 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,279 Speaker 5: Because Allie's vows were funny and heartfelt, but they were 1143 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:25,000 Speaker 5: all so more normal. And then because my my first line, 1144 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:31,320 Speaker 5: because she's normal, because she's like, I love you, And 1145 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,080 Speaker 5: then it swelled to a loving thing. And and then 1146 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,960 Speaker 5: I say, before I met you, I was very lonely. 1147 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,800 Speaker 2: That was the first line. 1148 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:48,680 Speaker 3: Was at lunch true because everyone there knew that, everyone 1149 00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:53,479 Speaker 3: there knew Brian. He wanted to find somebody. It wasn't 1150 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,680 Speaker 3: working out. It was a miracle that he found out. 1151 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,440 Speaker 7: My god, the line that made me cry. It's even 1152 00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,080 Speaker 7: thinking about it. I can't even can you do the line? 1153 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:04,000 Speaker 7: The well, just take us through. But you gotta do 1154 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,160 Speaker 7: the line. I don't want to tease it at all. 1155 00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:06,759 Speaker 2: Just keep going in. 1156 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:07,759 Speaker 4: If you don't do it, I'll tell you. 1157 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,080 Speaker 5: I start telling the story about I had been single 1158 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,240 Speaker 5: and searching for someone for a long time. I lost 1159 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:15,200 Speaker 5: hope I would find anyone. My expectations were very low, 1160 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,080 Speaker 5: which also got to laugh. I didn't expect that. 1161 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,080 Speaker 4: Yes, it's hilarious. 1162 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,560 Speaker 5: I used to say, I want someone who will ask 1163 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,680 Speaker 5: me what I want for dinner. Tonight, which I've said 1164 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,600 Speaker 5: to you Nikki before. Uh that that's when I was 1165 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,760 Speaker 5: searching for someone. I'd always say, I just want someone 1166 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,439 Speaker 5: that will ask me what I want for dinner tonight, 1167 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:34,200 Speaker 5: because that's like the symbol of just like where a partnership. 1168 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:38,840 Speaker 2: Mom, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah sure? 1169 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:43,200 Speaker 1: And then I three, can I get clarification on that? 1170 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,880 Speaker 1: Like is that open to like uber eats or are 1171 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,920 Speaker 1: we talking like what do you want me to cook 1172 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:49,520 Speaker 1: for you tonight? 1173 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,120 Speaker 5: Well, that's that was my joke. 1174 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,280 Speaker 1: I said, I'm sorry. 1175 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,400 Speaker 5: Something I realized now I could get from like a McDonald's. 1176 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,760 Speaker 2: No, I don't want. 1177 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:00,759 Speaker 4: I fixed in the person day. 1178 00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,640 Speaker 1: It was so funny but honest question, like in your dreams, 1179 00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:05,560 Speaker 1: were you looking for someone who was cooking for you 1180 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,040 Speaker 1: or you just wanted them to caere. 1181 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:11,320 Speaker 5: I wanted somebody. When you're when you're single and alone, 1182 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,719 Speaker 5: no one gives a shit what you do at any time. 1183 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,319 Speaker 5: You don't have to clear anything with anybody. But when 1184 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:20,920 Speaker 5: you're with somebody, a very normal thing in a relationship 1185 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,680 Speaker 5: is for you to say, hey, what are we doing 1186 00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:26,439 Speaker 5: for dinner tonight? And that's what I wanted. I wanted cooking. Yeah, 1187 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:30,600 Speaker 5: I wanted that like sort of routine and that expectation 1188 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,640 Speaker 5: that someone else is like interested and on board with 1189 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,920 Speaker 5: whatever it is that we're doing together for dinner. 1190 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,560 Speaker 2: It's a really good team, beautiful, simplistic, poetic way of 1191 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,680 Speaker 2: you know, highlighting what relationships are about is about someone 1192 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:48,760 Speaker 2: caring about the mundane, your mundane need. 1193 00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:51,160 Speaker 1: Your designers. Yeah, would you like? 1194 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:53,200 Speaker 5: Yeah? 1195 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,319 Speaker 4: And I always when Chris says it, I always say 1196 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:56,160 Speaker 4: your dick. 1197 00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:57,400 Speaker 2: So it's like. 1198 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:00,799 Speaker 3: She did it? 1199 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,400 Speaker 2: Did It'll say what your. 1200 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:05,520 Speaker 5: For dinner? 1201 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:09,040 Speaker 3: Take it out? 1202 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:18,719 Speaker 2: Uber eats, what you're gonna do? Okay, all right, so 1203 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:19,320 Speaker 2: keep going. 1204 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:19,720 Speaker 1: On the vows. 1205 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,440 Speaker 5: So then I started talking about dating. So when I 1206 00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,840 Speaker 5: first saw a picture of you on that dating app 1207 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,399 Speaker 5: dressed like a pirate, only one thought crossed my mind. 1208 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,440 Speaker 5: There's absolutely no way someone that beautiful will ever talk 1209 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,239 Speaker 5: to me, which is truly what I felt. Yeah, but 1210 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:32,879 Speaker 5: I said, you know. 1211 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:33,800 Speaker 3: What we all felt. 1212 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,480 Speaker 5: Yes, No, it's really crazy. I really do think that 1213 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,319 Speaker 5: she's lady. Yeah she is. But I said, you know what, 1214 00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,360 Speaker 5: I'm just gonna message her because I'm just messaging a 1215 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,120 Speaker 5: lot of people right now. It's a numbers game. 1216 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,040 Speaker 2: That was so funny. That was one of my favoriteized you, 1217 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,680 Speaker 2: but you know what, I'm going to message her because 1218 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,200 Speaker 2: I'm just messaging a lot of people right now. 1219 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:51,920 Speaker 4: I remember that. 1220 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,120 Speaker 2: Got a huge usual. 1221 00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,400 Speaker 4: But you know what, because we thought you were gonna say, 1222 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,600 Speaker 4: I'm going to message her because you know, on the 1223 00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:58,080 Speaker 4: off chance this girl. 1224 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:02,439 Speaker 3: Or we respond or like I feel some magic. 1225 00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,719 Speaker 2: Something, you know, usually I would pass up on this. 1226 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,520 Speaker 2: But there was something about the way her smile, you know, 1227 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,399 Speaker 2: tilted into the side. But he was just like, because 1228 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:11,160 Speaker 2: I was just messing goo. 1229 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,399 Speaker 5: That was one of the biggest laughs I've ever heard. 1230 00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:17,600 Speaker 2: Okay, go on. 1231 00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:19,680 Speaker 5: So the fact that you not only responded but also 1232 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,720 Speaker 5: greet to go on a date was quite frankly shocking. 1233 00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,440 Speaker 5: I was certain you would cancel or maybe you were. 1234 00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,480 Speaker 5: This was this was one of my actual punchlines I start. 1235 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:30,000 Speaker 5: I sort of regretted having actual punchlines in there, because 1236 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,560 Speaker 5: I was like, everyone knows you're trying to get a laugh. 1237 00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,920 Speaker 2: Well no, no, no, I don't think so you got it. 1238 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,839 Speaker 2: That's who you are anyway, Like you try to get 1239 00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:38,680 Speaker 2: laughs in your own life. 1240 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,520 Speaker 5: I was trying to get some laughs. So I was 1241 00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,280 Speaker 5: certain you would cancel or maybe you were an actual 1242 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,360 Speaker 5: pirate who was about to ask me for money. So 1243 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,440 Speaker 5: that was an actual Okay. 1244 00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:47,520 Speaker 4: Well I regret that for you as well. 1245 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,399 Speaker 2: Let's skip over that one. No, no, no, it was good. 1246 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,960 Speaker 5: The last thing I expected was the actual girl from 1247 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,120 Speaker 5: that picture to walk through the doors of that weird 1248 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:59,480 Speaker 5: airport theme bar. I stupidly suggested, and then I closed yes, 1249 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,600 Speaker 5: and then I when people laughed at that, then I 1250 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:05,360 Speaker 5: said it went out of business three months later because 1251 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,719 Speaker 5: people to tell people don't want to spend more time 1252 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:13,879 Speaker 5: in an airport. I was off the cuff. 1253 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:15,680 Speaker 2: Yeah that was really good. 1254 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, now I'm riffing. I'm doing crowd work and work. 1255 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:22,600 Speaker 3: My mom. 1256 00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,400 Speaker 5: When I first saw you, I thought you were the 1257 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:30,840 Speaker 5: most beautiful person I'd ever seen, so beautiful. The bartender 1258 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,040 Speaker 5: was confused at what was even happening, which is true. 1259 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:40,120 Speaker 5: He probably thought it was your agent. I couldnot I 1260 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,000 Speaker 5: cannot believe how lucky I was to be sitting across 1261 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,680 Speaker 5: from you that night. You laughed at my weird jokes. 1262 00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:45,440 Speaker 5: You were smart, you were kind. I was so nervous 1263 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,000 Speaker 5: and excited. I talked for forty five minutes about salmon. 1264 00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:51,279 Speaker 5: I went, this is all true. We talked about it 1265 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,320 Speaker 5: all the time I went on and on about salmon 1266 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,160 Speaker 5: and where to buy salmon and what temperature to cook salmon, 1267 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,040 Speaker 5: and this is my vows. 1268 00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:04,600 Speaker 4: Yeah he kept salmon salmon as well. 1269 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:05,120 Speaker 3: Correct. 1270 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:08,080 Speaker 2: She had frontloaded the salmon thing. So it was so 1271 00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,640 Speaker 2: funny because we all knew they had not heard each 1272 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,200 Speaker 2: other's speeches. Like it wasn't that vibe of like I 1273 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,320 Speaker 2: would never in a million years think that they planned this, 1274 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:16,640 Speaker 2: but they both It. 1275 00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:18,000 Speaker 4: Was lovely that they had. 1276 00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,120 Speaker 2: And that's what you'll have, Anya, too, is like you 1277 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,320 Speaker 2: and Matt will have crossovers in yours that will be 1278 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:25,680 Speaker 2: genuine and cute rather than like plant. 1279 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:28,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just gonna tell them I forbid us from 1280 00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:28,759 Speaker 1: doing there. 1281 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,160 Speaker 3: You go, yeah, I love it. 1282 00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:33,880 Speaker 5: Yeah, good, that's what you also do. So for most girls, 1283 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:39,360 Speaker 5: you got them. For most girls, a ten minute lecture 1284 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:42,400 Speaker 5: about salmon on a first date would be a deal breaker. 1285 00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:46,439 Speaker 5: But you said, and I quote, that's cool, how much 1286 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:52,839 Speaker 5: you know about salmon over and she meant it, that's 1287 00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:56,239 Speaker 5: why we go well together. Oh yes, And that's when 1288 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,160 Speaker 5: I knew i'd be talking you. 1289 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:58,640 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I like that part where you go and 1290 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,160 Speaker 4: she meant it like he was like, that's cool, how 1291 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:02,160 Speaker 4: much you know about Salmon. 1292 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:06,000 Speaker 3: She really the beauty of the relationship is that she 1293 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,840 Speaker 3: really gets Brian, yes, like not only gets him, but 1294 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,040 Speaker 3: appreciates Brian. And for anybody that has been getting to 1295 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,719 Speaker 3: know Brian over this this you know since the start 1296 00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:20,120 Speaker 3: of the podcast, once you get it, you're all in, oh, yeah, because. 1297 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,280 Speaker 2: I don't understand who's like there was some talk of 1298 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,880 Speaker 2: like Brian's kind of like an interesting, different kind of guy, 1299 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,520 Speaker 2: which you know, arguably he is. 1300 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,160 Speaker 4: Who would not like Brian Frangie. 1301 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:35,960 Speaker 2: I don't understand it because club man, you're nice as 1302 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:39,000 Speaker 2: first and foremost, Like, you can't not like someone who's 1303 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,280 Speaker 2: not nice. Sure, you get grumpy sometimes and you like 1304 00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,240 Speaker 2: have strong opinions about things, but overall, you're like a 1305 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,760 Speaker 2: very kind person, which is like I forget. I was 1306 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,360 Speaker 2: telling my mom like how we met, and I'm like, 1307 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,240 Speaker 2: he was just not He was a guy in Bloomington. 1308 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,520 Speaker 2: I was at a comedy club and he was nice, 1309 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,600 Speaker 2: and you want those people around if you don't like 1310 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,280 Speaker 2: Brian Frangie. 1311 00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:58,120 Speaker 4: That's on eight. 1312 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,920 Speaker 3: Well, I'm just talking about being like appreciating how amazing 1313 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,400 Speaker 3: and hilarious it is like he you know, while he 1314 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,280 Speaker 3: was doing stand up. He was like my favorite comic. 1315 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,280 Speaker 3: I felt like he was Larry David and Bill burd 1316 00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:14,360 Speaker 3: In one human man. Yes, wow, and he's not doing 1317 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,640 Speaker 3: stand up enough anymore. But man, I just am back 1318 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:18,959 Speaker 3: out there, getting back out there. So yeah, that line, 1319 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,160 Speaker 3: that line the salmon stuff killed. 1320 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,200 Speaker 5: I can say that I had to learn in my 1321 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:27,040 Speaker 5: life the phrase just kidding, because frequently, if I'm in 1322 00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,560 Speaker 5: a conversation with somewhere or meeting new people, I'll do 1323 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,680 Speaker 5: a joke and they will not get it at all. 1324 00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,360 Speaker 5: So I learned to say just kidding a lot in 1325 00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,920 Speaker 5: my life, Yes, exactly, Yeah, because if they don't get 1326 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,600 Speaker 5: it and I don't say just kidding, then they're just 1327 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,280 Speaker 5: looking at me like I'm insane. That's happened so many 1328 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:43,680 Speaker 5: times and sometimes. 1329 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:44,280 Speaker 2: You're not kidding though. 1330 00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:48,400 Speaker 3: Well that's why you have to really understand the nuance 1331 00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:52,000 Speaker 3: of Brian Frangie, and Ali does and you could. I mean, 1332 00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:54,040 Speaker 3: she's really bought into. 1333 00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,080 Speaker 4: This hilarious Frangngie story. 1334 00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,600 Speaker 2: When we were all gathered together after like we had 1335 00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,960 Speaker 2: a really fun group at the end, and then night 1336 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,120 Speaker 2: everyone was kind of drunk, you know, and partying, and 1337 00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,080 Speaker 2: the bride was with them and all, and she was 1338 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:05,600 Speaker 2: holding it down. It was so nice of her to 1339 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,200 Speaker 2: like stay with the main party because we kind of 1340 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,800 Speaker 2: went up to the cabin with Brian and Rob Stern 1341 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:15,400 Speaker 2: and his Steinman guy and your brother who did the ceremony, 1342 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:19,280 Speaker 2: and then Chris and Tim uh Tim convey and Tim 1343 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:23,520 Speaker 2: was telling a story about uh oh and Rob's wife 1344 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,960 Speaker 2: and so uh you were telling a story. He was 1345 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,920 Speaker 2: telling a story about when he lived with Brian and 1346 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:34,760 Speaker 2: they were like looking at apartments or whatever, and he 1347 00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,320 Speaker 2: was going through like there was like kind of we're 1348 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,440 Speaker 2: just going through and Brian's just like and what about this? 1349 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,160 Speaker 2: And like, well, this seems a little doesn't work very well. 1350 00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,560 Speaker 2: And he went up to a kitchen cabinet and like 1351 00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:45,280 Speaker 2: pulled on it. 1352 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:46,840 Speaker 4: And was like and this doesn't even open. 1353 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,240 Speaker 2: The landlord just goes it opens on the other side, 1354 00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,560 Speaker 2: like and what about this? Oh, so are you gonna 1355 00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:56,960 Speaker 2: fix this? 1356 00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,480 Speaker 3: Pre empty? So he get a good deal. 1357 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,000 Speaker 4: Okay, back to VOWS. 1358 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,280 Speaker 5: I just want to say it was so amazing having 1359 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,240 Speaker 5: all you guys there. I was so happy that you 1360 01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,640 Speaker 5: guys came. So fun. It was like it made my 1361 01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:13,760 Speaker 5: food was so good. 1362 01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,640 Speaker 2: And that just the atmosphere and like all your friends 1363 01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,280 Speaker 2: were fun. It was like and we Chris and I 1364 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,320 Speaker 2: just had like a great time on little like adventures 1365 01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:24,240 Speaker 2: that we went on together. 1366 01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,000 Speaker 3: The town was cute, and they did a bunch of 1367 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,840 Speaker 3: thoughtful things, like for people that were vegan, they had 1368 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,480 Speaker 3: like they made sure all the vegan people stuff and 1369 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,560 Speaker 3: then the gift bags were really thoughtful. Yeah, they were 1370 01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,720 Speaker 3: so cute and I've never seen better place cards like 1371 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:40,800 Speaker 3: to find your Table. They're big on national parks and 1372 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:43,040 Speaker 3: they had your name your name on them. But then 1373 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:47,560 Speaker 3: also I think they associated the closest or the national 1374 01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:50,280 Speaker 3: park that sort of made most sense to you. And 1375 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:51,760 Speaker 3: they had the Saint Louis. 1376 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:56,440 Speaker 2: Arch form the Gateway arch table yea, and yeah, and 1377 01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:58,760 Speaker 2: it was just it was a great group of people 1378 01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,640 Speaker 2: and the dancing was fun and it was just and 1379 01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:02,800 Speaker 2: it was low key and there wasn't like everyone has 1380 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:04,840 Speaker 2: to look amazing. You're in Colorado, so it was kind 1381 01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:07,040 Speaker 2: of like a laid back and Brian wears like you know, 1382 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,600 Speaker 2: fanny packs everywhere, so it was like the dress code. 1383 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:13,680 Speaker 2: It wasn't like we need to be seen and look perfect, 1384 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,840 Speaker 2: like I felt like it was just casual and fun 1385 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,520 Speaker 2: and it was about having fun and. 1386 01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,960 Speaker 5: That's that was our number one goal. Was totally easy, 1387 01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:21,560 Speaker 5: good time. 1388 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:22,560 Speaker 4: It was easy. 1389 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,479 Speaker 3: It had the opposite of an on your wedding. 1390 01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:30,880 Speaker 4: She looks like a cherry pick. 1391 01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:33,160 Speaker 1: All I heard was food on your wedding. 1392 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,120 Speaker 3: That's an opposite of on your wedding. Sorry, I was 1393 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:36,600 Speaker 3: just kidding. 1394 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,280 Speaker 1: I'm filled with so much anxiety, but that does sound 1395 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,320 Speaker 1: so lovely. I don't have gift bags. I don't have it. 1396 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,040 Speaker 2: Don't compare. 1397 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:45,960 Speaker 4: I need to get back because you don't have You 1398 01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:47,439 Speaker 4: don't need gift bags, babe. 1399 01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,840 Speaker 1: I don't egot about coasters or name tags. 1400 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,200 Speaker 4: There's no seat placements, babe. 1401 01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:58,080 Speaker 3: You don't need that person that they gave us. You 1402 01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,840 Speaker 3: don't have to do that need gift bags. 1403 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,720 Speaker 2: This was This was an added thing for people because 1404 01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:05,440 Speaker 2: they were coming in and staying the whole weekend at 1405 01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:10,560 Speaker 2: this place like it was obviously, I would never care 1406 01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:11,800 Speaker 2: if there was a gift bags. 1407 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:14,520 Speaker 1: Well, can I say one last thing quickly that I 1408 01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,640 Speaker 1: just remember that Nikki said to soothe me at my 1409 01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:19,520 Speaker 1: anxiety at two in the morning about my wedding. I 1410 01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,280 Speaker 1: go and I over invited people. I was supposed to 1411 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,120 Speaker 1: have fifty it's in a tiny backyard and there's sixty 1412 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:29,040 Speaker 1: people coming and she goes, she goes, Babe, so many 1413 01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:30,440 Speaker 1: people are going to get sick? 1414 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:32,720 Speaker 7: I did. 1415 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,040 Speaker 2: I said that, here you go, so many people are 1416 01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:35,760 Speaker 2: gonna get sick. 1417 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,440 Speaker 1: And I just started laughing in it all. 1418 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:40,280 Speaker 3: And what does that mean? It means too many cherries. 1419 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:41,880 Speaker 3: I think you meant they're not going. 1420 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:45,200 Speaker 1: To the wedding. But it sounded like all my friends 1421 01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:47,600 Speaker 1: and drugs are just going to be getting sick everywhere 1422 01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:48,240 Speaker 1: and canceling. 1423 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,400 Speaker 2: And I would not say so many people are going 1424 01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:52,160 Speaker 2: to get sick. There's no way I would. Didn't even 1425 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,880 Speaker 2: make sense. I can back, people can go inside. 1426 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,680 Speaker 1: I know you said so many people are going to 1427 01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,160 Speaker 1: get sick. When I said I'm nervous, I don't do 1428 01:02:59,280 --> 01:02:59,480 Speaker 1: it now. 1429 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:00,360 Speaker 5: It's bad radio. 1430 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:03,880 Speaker 1: It's bad radio. But no, when I was stressing about 1431 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,640 Speaker 1: too many people, yeah, it's there, but you meant like 1432 01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,440 Speaker 1: before they'll flake. But it just sounded so funny, like 1433 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,160 Speaker 1: look forward to all your friends getting sick. 1434 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,640 Speaker 5: If it makes you feel any better, on you. But 1435 01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:17,880 Speaker 5: I don't think there's anything that anybody can say or 1436 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:20,040 Speaker 5: do to lower your anxiety, because I can say I 1437 01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:23,040 Speaker 5: had gift bags, I had a theme or whatever, and 1438 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:27,439 Speaker 5: I had the most anxiety of my entire life leading 1439 01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:29,600 Speaker 5: up to this, Like there was nothing anyone could have 1440 01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:32,240 Speaker 5: said or done. There was no wedding advice I could 1441 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,320 Speaker 5: have heard that would have lowered my anxiety at all. 1442 01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:36,040 Speaker 5: So I don't think there's anything you can do. You're 1443 01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,840 Speaker 5: just gonna have super high anxiety. 1444 01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:41,080 Speaker 1: I relate to you so much. It's on so many 1445 01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,640 Speaker 1: things like so, I just know I'll probably have a 1446 01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:46,080 Speaker 1: sleepless night too. And that's okay. It's all my life 1447 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:48,280 Speaker 1: hearing you say it was the best night of your life. 1448 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:51,880 Speaker 5: Yes, it's just worked out. And if it doesn't, then, uh, 1449 01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,520 Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. 1450 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:55,880 Speaker 5: If it doesn't, I don't know. 1451 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:56,720 Speaker 3: It's not Brian's. 1452 01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:03,800 Speaker 5: It's a miracle. It's a miracle, all right. 1453 01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:04,479 Speaker 4: Final thought. 1454 01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,720 Speaker 3: Finally, here's my final thought. I can't wait to talk 1455 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:11,600 Speaker 3: about Noah's experience with Tais would be there next episode. 1456 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,560 Speaker 4: I know I'll have my mom, I'll be there to 1457 01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,600 Speaker 4: talk about it. I know you could come back. 1458 01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:16,360 Speaker 3: I'll listen to it. 1459 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,840 Speaker 2: But I did look up. You said Kate's place is small. 1460 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:21,040 Speaker 2: I'm thinking, what was I thinking inviting so many people. 1461 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,520 Speaker 2: I said, it's hard to keep it small, and I said, 1462 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,440 Speaker 2: people will make it work and sit inside if they 1463 01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:26,800 Speaker 2: have to. It's not that big of a deal. I 1464 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,440 Speaker 2: know it feels like it is, but it's not. Everyone 1465 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:30,360 Speaker 2: who's going has been to a million weddings. It's a 1466 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,040 Speaker 2: big deal to you, and so you just make it 1467 01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,840 Speaker 2: fun for you. Everyone else it's just another event. Write 1468 01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:36,880 Speaker 2: them the morning of that's what I and you were 1469 01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,560 Speaker 2: worried about something else. I said, just write them the 1470 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,120 Speaker 2: morning up. That's what I would one hundred percent do. 1471 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:42,560 Speaker 2: Write them in the morning. I swear it will be fine. 1472 01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,280 Speaker 2: No one will remember them, oh the valves. Write them 1473 01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:47,600 Speaker 2: in the morning. No one will remember them if they 1474 01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,160 Speaker 2: are good or bad. There's no recording to revisit. I promise, 1475 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,360 Speaker 2: Just write them in the morning, ask for time alone 1476 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,360 Speaker 2: to do it. And that was my I never said 1477 01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:57,120 Speaker 2: they'll all get sick. But if you find that, I 1478 01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,760 Speaker 2: would love it. We'll put it on the Instagram. 1479 01:04:58,880 --> 01:04:59,800 Speaker 4: But I never said that. 1480 01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:02,600 Speaker 3: I just heard some sick stuff in there. 1481 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:06,680 Speaker 1: I delete all my texts sadly. 1482 01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,440 Speaker 2: Well, I will go through it and and I will 1483 01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,320 Speaker 2: send you screenshots to prove that I never said that 1484 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,560 Speaker 2: you delete all your texts. 1485 01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:20,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, I just there's incriminating stuff really sometimes yeah, thank 1486 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:25,200 Speaker 1: god freely in texts, I'm like uncensored and then I'm like, 1487 01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:26,160 Speaker 1: oh I should delete that. 1488 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:28,720 Speaker 3: Oh wows. 1489 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,160 Speaker 5: On the other side, if you find the text, Vicky, 1490 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:32,920 Speaker 5: and then you realize that it was even worse, Like 1491 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,600 Speaker 5: you said, I hope everyone. 1492 01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,560 Speaker 1: Gets Can you search Anya and sick? 1493 01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:41,200 Speaker 2: I did, and it says and it's me saying, you know, well, 1494 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:45,360 Speaker 2: we were talking it's so funny about the last time 1495 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:46,960 Speaker 2: you guys went snowboarding. 1496 01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:55,040 Speaker 4: It said, because we were talking about like people who. 1497 01:05:56,440 --> 01:06:00,479 Speaker 2: We're watching the Ultimatum Queer edition, we're talking talking about 1498 01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:03,040 Speaker 2: someone who had been in a lesbian relationship and they're 1499 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:06,200 Speaker 2: mainly in straight relationships, and one day in the lesbian relationship, 1500 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:06,600 Speaker 2: they were. 1501 01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:08,880 Speaker 4: Just like, oh, I hate eating pussy. What am I 1502 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:09,480 Speaker 4: even doing? 1503 01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,680 Speaker 2: And that was used as Annie was kind of saying, 1504 01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:14,880 Speaker 2: because that person's experience, it was kind of like proof 1505 01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:16,640 Speaker 2: that they were just doing that as like I want 1506 01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:18,080 Speaker 2: to be cool in lesbian for a while, but they 1507 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:20,280 Speaker 2: really don't like pussy, or maybe it was about the 1508 01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:22,920 Speaker 2: person and that's what I said. I go, how many 1509 01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:26,240 Speaker 2: times have you been with a man and been disgusted 1510 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:31,480 Speaker 2: and sick? Second by his genitalia? So that was the word. 1511 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,520 Speaker 4: I was like, I know, it's more about the person. 1512 01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:37,439 Speaker 2: And then I just and then I referenced someone from 1513 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,480 Speaker 2: a past of someone's we know, Oh god, it was 1514 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:41,040 Speaker 2: a one. 1515 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,600 Speaker 1: I just searched my message, and you know what came 1516 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,320 Speaker 1: up me telling a friend of mine who was soothing 1517 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:49,520 Speaker 1: me about marriage, how funny it was that Nikki had 1518 01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:51,840 Speaker 1: said to me, don't worry, babe, so many people are 1519 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:54,920 Speaker 1: going to get sick. So somewhere I have this memory 1520 01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:57,600 Speaker 1: of something that may have never occurred, but it actually did. 1521 01:06:57,840 --> 01:06:59,840 Speaker 2: The only reason I don't think I would say that 1522 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:03,160 Speaker 2: is not because it's not something I would. It's not 1523 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:04,760 Speaker 2: because I'm like, I don't want people to think I'm 1524 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:07,120 Speaker 2: rude that they're going to get sick. I just have 1525 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:09,200 Speaker 2: that's not a train. You know how you know when 1526 01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:12,240 Speaker 2: you have not said something, Because Chris I even accused 1527 01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:14,240 Speaker 2: you of saying something recently and you were like, I 1528 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,680 Speaker 2: would never say that, and I trusted that he didn't 1529 01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:19,400 Speaker 2: say it, because you know what you would say and 1530 01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:21,959 Speaker 2: wouldn't say it doesn't say it seems. 1531 01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:25,240 Speaker 1: Nicky because people will get sick, probably before. 1532 01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,400 Speaker 2: And I would never think that if people go to 1533 01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,800 Speaker 2: New York City. That's not even a thought that would 1534 01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:31,959 Speaker 2: ever occur to me, that people would get sick. 1535 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,200 Speaker 1: No, this was not entertaining. Cut it all. 1536 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:36,840 Speaker 2: I think it's entertaining. 1537 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,520 Speaker 1: I remembered something that never occurred. 1538 01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:47,080 Speaker 3: A conversation, remembered something that didn't happen. What about Brian, 1539 01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:49,160 Speaker 3: do you want to finish the loop on those vows? Yeah? 1540 01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:49,520 Speaker 5: Please? 1541 01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:52,200 Speaker 1: Did you say the line that killed Nicky? I thought 1542 01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:53,080 Speaker 1: it was something else. 1543 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,480 Speaker 2: Oh no, it's coming up. 1544 01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:55,120 Speaker 1: Yeah. 1545 01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:57,720 Speaker 5: So I said, that's cool. How much you know about salmon? 1546 01:07:57,720 --> 01:07:59,560 Speaker 5: And you meant it? And that's when I knew I'd 1547 01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:01,800 Speaker 5: be talking you for the rest of my life about 1548 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:10,440 Speaker 5: all sorts of fish, even con even cod. When the 1549 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:12,360 Speaker 5: date ended and I walked back to my car, I 1550 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:14,080 Speaker 5: looked up at the moon. I raised my fist and 1551 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:16,599 Speaker 5: I audibly cheered, which is true. And then I did 1552 01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:19,320 Speaker 5: a little paragraph about the moon, and then I did 1553 01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:23,160 Speaker 5: my the reasons I love you part, which is pretty 1554 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,680 Speaker 5: standard vow part, like Ali, I love the way you 1555 01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:29,559 Speaker 5: patiently listen to my endless rants. I love blah blah, blah, 1556 01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:30,559 Speaker 5: So I did all these I love. 1557 01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:35,640 Speaker 2: You do we want to hear those? Okay, yeah, this 1558 01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:39,000 Speaker 2: is like girl stuff. Okay, this swoon hard at the 1559 01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,800 Speaker 2: details that you like, the little things we don't like 1560 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:42,880 Speaker 2: about ourselves or whatever. 1561 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,320 Speaker 5: I love the way you patiently listen to my endless rants. 1562 01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,680 Speaker 5: I love the way you are unconditionally supportive of me, 1563 01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:51,360 Speaker 5: even though I'm an unemployed comedian. I love your kindness 1564 01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:55,000 Speaker 5: and your optimism, your undying loyalty, and the sincere joy 1565 01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:57,840 Speaker 5: with which you travel through life. I love how much 1566 01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:01,960 Speaker 5: time you take taking things out of bags and putting 1567 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,080 Speaker 5: them into smaller bags. 1568 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:06,240 Speaker 4: That was like an inside joke. 1569 01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:06,840 Speaker 5: That was cute. 1570 01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:09,640 Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means, what that looks like. 1571 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,519 Speaker 5: Whenever she we're on a trip, she's like, oh, I 1572 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,679 Speaker 5: got to move this this from this bag into another 1573 01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:15,559 Speaker 5: bag and then put that into a different bag. She's 1574 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:17,320 Speaker 5: going to takes so much time and like, can you 1575 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:18,920 Speaker 5: just leave everything in a big bag? 1576 01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:21,200 Speaker 4: So do you really like that about her? 1577 01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,920 Speaker 2: Because this is the thing about vows that bugs me 1578 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:25,880 Speaker 2: is when people will say things like I love when 1579 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:29,360 Speaker 2: you like get little like some food by the side 1580 01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:31,559 Speaker 2: of your mouth when you chew loudly, and it's like, well, 1581 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,560 Speaker 2: this is gonna be a reason you divorce them, and 1582 01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:35,840 Speaker 2: you're just trying to be cute right now. And actually 1583 01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:37,920 Speaker 2: you're allowed to not like things about people. 1584 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:41,240 Speaker 5: When you love them. You that those little things are 1585 01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:43,640 Speaker 5: the things that you wind the you don't love. No, 1586 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:46,479 Speaker 5: I think those little things are the for me. It's 1587 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:50,800 Speaker 5: like those are those are the little things. I'm like, yes, 1588 01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,679 Speaker 5: this would be annoying if I hated you, but because 1589 01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:55,720 Speaker 5: I love you, those are the little things I think 1590 01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:58,080 Speaker 5: I would miss. Like it's it's like what you were 1591 01:09:58,120 --> 01:10:01,800 Speaker 5: saying about, like like, uh, there's a that joke you 1592 01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,960 Speaker 5: said on one of the previous podcast episodes in the 1593 01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:05,840 Speaker 5: last three weeks where it's like, oh my oh the 1594 01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:07,400 Speaker 5: hat thing, like at the drop of. 1595 01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:08,759 Speaker 2: Like, oh he wore hats. 1596 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:09,759 Speaker 3: He wore hats. 1597 01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:11,439 Speaker 5: So it's like that with the little bags. I'd be 1598 01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:13,160 Speaker 5: like if I if Ali and I broke up or 1599 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:16,120 Speaker 5: something and I saw someone like, oh my god, all 1600 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:17,720 Speaker 5: he always did the little bags thing. 1601 01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:18,080 Speaker 6: You know. 1602 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,560 Speaker 2: It's like that if chrisal little bags, you'd be like, 1603 01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:27,000 Speaker 2: she has those under her eyes. It's like one of 1604 01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:30,400 Speaker 2: those Barney's bags. It's like medium bag yeah. 1605 01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:32,519 Speaker 5: And it's also he could tease each other about, like 1606 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,040 Speaker 5: I love how you're I love how you always fill 1607 01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:37,400 Speaker 5: the water picture up too much and you simply refuse 1608 01:10:37,479 --> 01:10:39,559 Speaker 5: to admit it's filled too high, no matter how many 1609 01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:41,599 Speaker 5: times it spills out the top all over the counter, 1610 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:46,519 Speaker 5: which is something. And you don't cook except for when 1611 01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:48,040 Speaker 5: you microwave eggs. 1612 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:52,880 Speaker 6: And so got an audible groan from people like how 1613 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,560 Speaker 6: could she? I was like, no, that sounds like a 1614 01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:57,599 Speaker 6: great idea, And so I never did get someone who'll 1615 01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,320 Speaker 6: ask me what I want for dinner. It's more like 1616 01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:02,439 Speaker 6: what are you making me for dinner tonight? 1617 01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:06,080 Speaker 5: Which is fine because I make an absolutely incredible salmon 1618 01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:07,520 Speaker 5: that is as good as advertised. 1619 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:12,280 Speaker 1: In fact, I'm just taking notes, Yeah, I really am. 1620 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:15,280 Speaker 5: The question is better because it's not about the salmon. 1621 01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:19,360 Speaker 5: It was never about the salmon. It's that now I 1622 01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,800 Speaker 5: finally have someone to cook for who loves me. 1623 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:24,040 Speaker 1: Oh that was the line. 1624 01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:26,680 Speaker 4: That was the line that like fucking. 1625 01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:28,880 Speaker 5: Man, because I couldn't get through it. I couldn't get 1626 01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:30,840 Speaker 5: through that line. Now that it's over, you do at 1627 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:33,559 Speaker 5: any time, but saying like I. 1628 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:35,160 Speaker 2: Just you know what you were saying there is like 1629 01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:37,640 Speaker 2: I found someone who like loves me like that just 1630 01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:40,800 Speaker 2: that like someone being vulnerable enough to admit that they 1631 01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:43,400 Speaker 2: didn't think they would find someone because in that line, 1632 01:11:43,439 --> 01:11:45,760 Speaker 2: you're saying, like I thought maybe no one would ever 1633 01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,240 Speaker 2: love me, and like I found someone who loves me. 1634 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,920 Speaker 2: And it's just it was a vulnerable thing for a 1635 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:53,880 Speaker 2: guy to say that he just wants to be loved. 1636 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,760 Speaker 4: And to be like cared about it. It was like 1637 01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:57,200 Speaker 4: really gay. 1638 01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:01,760 Speaker 5: The line before it. 1639 01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:04,559 Speaker 2: Was so vulnerable and like, but it's true, I mean, 1640 01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:07,280 Speaker 2: and that That's what I loved about it was because 1641 01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:11,160 Speaker 2: it was just so honest. The reason I could, oh, 1642 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:11,920 Speaker 2: you actually see it? 1643 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,719 Speaker 5: Well, the reason I couldn't get through it is because 1644 01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:16,400 Speaker 5: when I was writing this, that was like a revelation 1645 01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:19,559 Speaker 5: to me, Like why was it that on our first 1646 01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:23,080 Speaker 5: date I talked about cooking salmon for forty five minutes. 1647 01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:26,240 Speaker 5: I didn't connect that with me saying to you Nikki 1648 01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:29,400 Speaker 5: earlier that I just want someone who asked me what 1649 01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:32,760 Speaker 5: I want for dinner. I and I realized while writing this, 1650 01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:34,919 Speaker 5: I was like, the reason why this is so important 1651 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,760 Speaker 5: to me is because I wasn't asked. I wasn't talking 1652 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,840 Speaker 5: to her about this salmon because I wanted to tell 1653 01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:43,000 Speaker 5: brag about how I could cook salmon or something. I 1654 01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:48,960 Speaker 5: was doing it because subconsciously, I was like, I want 1655 01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:51,160 Speaker 5: to be able to cook dinner for you. I want 1656 01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:54,080 Speaker 5: someone to share this with. And I realized that while 1657 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:57,320 Speaker 5: writing the vows, and that's why I couldn't get through 1658 01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:00,920 Speaker 5: without crying. And then maybe it was really got me. 1659 01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:06,920 Speaker 3: It was awesome. She really she really does. Yes, I 1660 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,960 Speaker 3: mean I think she. 1661 01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:12,880 Speaker 2: Loves him so much. So sweet they are. I have 1662 01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:16,160 Speaker 2: no question that you'll be together forever and ever, like 1663 01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:20,519 Speaker 2: and I wouldn't. I would just say nothing because who 1664 01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:22,479 Speaker 2: needs to say that when people get married. But let's 1665 01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:24,760 Speaker 2: be honest, fifty percent of marriages and didn't divorce you. 1666 01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:27,800 Speaker 3: Most times you're sitting at weddings and being like, I'm 1667 01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:29,200 Speaker 3: in somebody's backyard in New York. 1668 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:31,560 Speaker 2: These people aren't gonna make it, no way, they're not 1669 01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:36,639 Speaker 2: gonna be They're just so perfect. Oh you're doing audio well. Anya. 1670 01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:38,760 Speaker 2: I know I've known they were gonna be together forever, 1671 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:46,080 Speaker 2: since forever, but yeah, it was just everyone got it there. 1672 01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:47,080 Speaker 2: It was so nice. 1673 01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:49,439 Speaker 4: And your dad and Ali's dad are the same place. 1674 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:52,120 Speaker 5: Yes, Oh my god, you guys. 1675 01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:57,120 Speaker 2: He gave a speech, and then Ali's dad gave a speech, 1676 01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:58,880 Speaker 2: and then your dad gave a speech, And I go, why. 1677 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,920 Speaker 4: Is Ally's dad back up there? Because it was they 1678 01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:04,760 Speaker 4: were pacing the same way. They both are lanky, tall men. 1679 01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:07,560 Speaker 2: Yes, and as someone with a lanky, tall dad, I 1680 01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:10,800 Speaker 2: get it too, And yeah, it was really and their 1681 01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:13,760 Speaker 2: speeches were so sweet and thoughtful about you. And then yeah, 1682 01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,360 Speaker 2: the best man speech was hilarious. And did he say 1683 01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:19,200 Speaker 2: anything that made you super embarrassed and you were worried 1684 01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:20,479 Speaker 2: about because you were pretty worried before that. 1685 01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:23,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, I was worried. But no, nothing, Everything was great. 1686 01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:25,839 Speaker 5: I mean there was some yeah, there were actually Ali's 1687 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:27,760 Speaker 5: dad said some things that I was like, what how 1688 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:31,240 Speaker 5: did he even know that about us? That we were embarrassed? 1689 01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:33,920 Speaker 5: But the best man's speech and Rob's speech were so great. 1690 01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:35,639 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Rob's speech was so good. 1691 01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:39,000 Speaker 5: Yeah. And then and Ali's sister did a speech too, 1692 01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:42,639 Speaker 5: and she actually yes, she said. 1693 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:44,200 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and she said some sweets. 1694 01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:47,160 Speaker 5: She told the story, the real story of how Ali 1695 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,400 Speaker 5: and I got together, which I'm glad somebody mentioned it 1696 01:14:49,479 --> 01:14:52,200 Speaker 5: because yes, I you know, Golden scissored it out of 1697 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:56,080 Speaker 5: the vows But the truth is is that Ali and 1698 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:57,920 Speaker 5: I went on a first date. I thought she was 1699 01:14:57,960 --> 01:14:59,400 Speaker 5: the love of my life. I thought we were gonna 1700 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:02,000 Speaker 5: be together forever. And then we had a second date 1701 01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:07,120 Speaker 5: set up, and right the day before or two days 1702 01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:09,880 Speaker 5: before the date, I get a text from Ali saying, 1703 01:15:11,479 --> 01:15:13,719 Speaker 5: I hate to do this, but I need to cancel 1704 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:18,519 Speaker 5: our date. An old flame has re emerged unexpectedly and 1705 01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:19,920 Speaker 5: I'm going to give it a shot with him. 1706 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:22,640 Speaker 4: So I've sent that text to a lot of guys. 1707 01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:25,320 Speaker 1: Over the years. 1708 01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:32,840 Speaker 5: So we didn't, well, we didn't go on that second date, 1709 01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:35,400 Speaker 5: and then I went insane. I was so upset, and 1710 01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:38,840 Speaker 5: I went on dates with like thirty to forty different 1711 01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:41,639 Speaker 5: women over the next three months. I went crazy. Date 1712 01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:44,240 Speaker 5: I was doing three dates a night, I was doing 1713 01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:46,320 Speaker 5: I was just trying to find someone that would be 1714 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:51,000 Speaker 5: as good as Ali. And about four months passed and 1715 01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:53,840 Speaker 5: then I just I just had a feeling. I just 1716 01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:56,320 Speaker 5: had a feeling, because I had a feeling that when 1717 01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:58,479 Speaker 5: someone sends a text like that, an old flame re 1718 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:00,920 Speaker 5: emerges from the past. I was like, that's not going 1719 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:05,040 Speaker 5: to last. So I texted Alley out of the blue, 1720 01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:08,439 Speaker 5: and like four months later, and I said hey, because 1721 01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:10,519 Speaker 5: I never even responded to her cancel text. I was 1722 01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:13,120 Speaker 5: so sad I didn't even respond. So the text chain 1723 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:16,000 Speaker 5: is just per sting that text and then four. 1724 01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:18,880 Speaker 2: Months Actually it is a great move because I'd be like, 1725 01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:22,439 Speaker 2: this guy's pissed, yeah, and like and he's so sad 1726 01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:25,240 Speaker 2: and like he's not being understanding of it. He doesn't 1727 01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:26,680 Speaker 2: want to wish me well with this guy, because a 1728 01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:28,360 Speaker 2: lot of times we'll go like, I just want you 1729 01:16:28,439 --> 01:16:30,720 Speaker 2: to be happy, and I really hope and it's like, no, 1730 01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,479 Speaker 2: you don't. You're not happy about this, be honest, Like 1731 01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:35,479 Speaker 2: leaving like that, that's a good move. 1732 01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:35,800 Speaker 5: I thought. 1733 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,720 Speaker 1: I thought I was dumb to loose end. 1734 01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:41,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought I was done looking and I went 1735 01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:43,760 Speaker 5: I looked at the moon and I fist pumped because 1736 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,040 Speaker 5: I was like, I'm done. I don't have to do 1737 01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:48,040 Speaker 5: this anymore. I found her, and then the cancelation was 1738 01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:51,600 Speaker 5: such a blow. I almost like I was working on 1739 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:53,120 Speaker 5: a show at the time and I walked into the 1740 01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:55,600 Speaker 5: showrunner's office. I didn't even know the guy I was 1741 01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,800 Speaker 5: I had, I had no relationship with him, and I said, 1742 01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:59,880 Speaker 5: can I just be in here? And he was like okay, 1743 01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:02,120 Speaker 5: and I just sat in his office and I poured 1744 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:04,000 Speaker 5: my heart out. Greg tou gilesco it couldn't make it 1745 01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:06,519 Speaker 5: to the wedding, but he wanted to be there, and like, 1746 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:08,160 Speaker 5: I just poured my heart out to him about how 1747 01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:12,040 Speaker 5: sad this was and uh, and I really was devastated, 1748 01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:15,160 Speaker 5: and I went crazy. I went on crazy dating mode. 1749 01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:17,400 Speaker 5: I went on so many dates that year it was absurd. 1750 01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:23,599 Speaker 5: Four months later, four I did I text. I text 1751 01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:25,920 Speaker 5: her out of the blue and I say, hey, I 1752 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:28,000 Speaker 5: really thought I had a great time on our date. 1753 01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:30,120 Speaker 5: I really thought we had a connection, and I just 1754 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:33,000 Speaker 5: wanted to see that if by any chance, you and 1755 01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:37,280 Speaker 5: your own flame didn't work out. Yeah, And she texted 1756 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:40,200 Speaker 5: back and she said, as a matter of fact, it 1757 01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:43,400 Speaker 5: did not. And it just so happens they had officially 1758 01:17:43,479 --> 01:17:49,360 Speaker 5: officially broken up the week before. Oh my god. And 1759 01:17:49,439 --> 01:17:51,560 Speaker 5: then we went on a second date. And then I 1760 01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:55,560 Speaker 5: was game over for Ali, because not only was she 1761 01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:57,920 Speaker 5: like I had the hand because she canceled, but I 1762 01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,880 Speaker 5: had been going on all these dates. I was like 1763 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:03,479 Speaker 5: I had seen the matrix of dating. I could get 1764 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,920 Speaker 5: away with anything on dates. And so I was running 1765 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,600 Speaker 5: circles around how are you nervous? Not nervous by the 1766 01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:10,559 Speaker 5: time I went out. The first time I went out Ali, 1767 01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:12,479 Speaker 5: I was so nervous. I talked about salmon for forty 1768 01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:13,040 Speaker 5: five minutes. 1769 01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:16,080 Speaker 3: But the second time I went out Alley, I was like, 1770 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:21,680 Speaker 3: there is no groundhog Dad, Yes, yes, exactly need Ryerson. 1771 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:25,680 Speaker 5: The second time I went out Ali, I was like, 1772 01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:30,120 Speaker 5: I am one percent in control. I am dodging bullets 1773 01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:34,000 Speaker 5: left and right. I am jumping through portals and I 1774 01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:40,000 Speaker 5: really do I can honestly say, I fucking world. Man. 1775 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:42,240 Speaker 2: I feel like there are gonna be guys listening being like, 1776 01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:45,800 Speaker 2: what was the secret to like being so bulletproof on 1777 01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:46,439 Speaker 2: a date? 1778 01:18:46,479 --> 01:18:48,439 Speaker 4: And it's probably just a repetition. 1779 01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:54,120 Speaker 5: Right, It is rejection. Get rejected one hundred times in man, 1780 01:18:54,439 --> 01:18:57,000 Speaker 5: and then you will you will lose all fear. And 1781 01:18:57,360 --> 01:18:59,799 Speaker 5: I was just there. I used to say, like if 1782 01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,080 Speaker 5: if a girl, if there's a chance that a girl 1783 01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:04,719 Speaker 5: likes me on a date, it's up to me whether 1784 01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:06,560 Speaker 5: or not we're gonna make out at the end of 1785 01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,679 Speaker 5: the day, Like I'm not going to mess this up. WHOA, 1786 01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:11,360 Speaker 5: I'm not gonna There's nothing I'm gonna do to mess 1787 01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:11,600 Speaker 5: it up. 1788 01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:13,560 Speaker 3: If she does pick up art, if she doesn't. 1789 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,000 Speaker 5: Like me, then she doesn't like me. There's nothing you 1790 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:16,680 Speaker 5: can do about it. But if she likes me at all, 1791 01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:19,519 Speaker 5: then I'm not going to do anything to mess it up. 1792 01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:21,639 Speaker 5: I can make out with this person. 1793 01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:24,960 Speaker 4: Wow, it's so crazy to give up that skill. 1794 01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:25,240 Speaker 2: Man. 1795 01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:28,000 Speaker 3: I want to sysitter with Brian one night and I 1796 01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:30,519 Speaker 3: made out because I didn't have a choice. 1797 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:36,920 Speaker 1: Brian, he approved our theory that a man will always 1798 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:41,840 Speaker 1: pursue if he's interested enough, even if it's four months later, 1799 01:19:42,479 --> 01:19:44,200 Speaker 1: even if we have sent them a text. 1800 01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:48,360 Speaker 2: Point Anya to every girl listening who's like, is he 1801 01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:48,920 Speaker 2: into me? 1802 01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:49,800 Speaker 1: Did he? 1803 01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:53,719 Speaker 4: If he is, he will fuck? Did he lose my number? Maybe? 1804 01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:56,599 Speaker 1: I do not take my own advice. 1805 01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,200 Speaker 2: No, of course not. 1806 01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:00,639 Speaker 5: No, I did not for at. 1807 01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:04,120 Speaker 1: Full speed. I have chased after. 1808 01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:06,479 Speaker 2: Why didn't Allie write back to you? Did you ever 1809 01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:08,880 Speaker 2: get like after it ended? Was she still thinking about you? 1810 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,040 Speaker 2: Did you ever get answers on that. 1811 01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:10,720 Speaker 5: I didn't text her? 1812 01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:11,040 Speaker 6: Yeah? 1813 01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:13,640 Speaker 5: She says she was. I think she was. She never lies, so. 1814 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:16,040 Speaker 2: I wonder she's probably one of those girls like you know, 1815 01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:18,680 Speaker 2: lighton Measter whatever. When we were listening to where it 1816 01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:21,080 Speaker 2: was like she was just like we I mean, just 1817 01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:22,920 Speaker 2: so like I do think about you all the time, 1818 01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:25,240 Speaker 2: but I'm just like gonna wait, like what the fuck. 1819 01:20:25,439 --> 01:20:29,000 Speaker 1: She's probably still like not licking her wounds, but like 1820 01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:32,200 Speaker 1: processing that breakup. And then it's only been a week 1821 01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:35,000 Speaker 1: and she's like, well, Brian never wrote me back. 1822 01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:38,080 Speaker 5: Yeah, she said she was so happy. She was so 1823 01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:39,439 Speaker 5: happy when I texted her. 1824 01:20:39,479 --> 01:20:40,200 Speaker 4: Oh, cutie. 1825 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:42,200 Speaker 2: I wish I had footage of her receiving that text. 1826 01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:43,960 Speaker 2: That's always when I want in people's lives, is those 1827 01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:46,160 Speaker 2: moments where they're like, like I always went the footage. 1828 01:20:46,439 --> 01:20:49,200 Speaker 3: I wonder if she yelled at the moon, Oh my god, 1829 01:20:49,439 --> 01:20:50,280 Speaker 3: American tale. 1830 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:52,760 Speaker 2: The only time I've ever yelled at the moon was 1831 01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:55,360 Speaker 2: when Obama got elected. The night he got elected, what 1832 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:57,880 Speaker 2: you say? I was, I was alone and I was 1833 01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,439 Speaker 2: going back to my apartment. I parked my car and 1834 01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:01,880 Speaker 2: I was walking into my apartment building across the street, 1835 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:03,599 Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, and it had just been 1836 01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:04,400 Speaker 2: announced on NP. 1837 01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:06,040 Speaker 4: I was listening to the radio and it had just 1838 01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:07,080 Speaker 4: been announced. It was happening. 1839 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:09,160 Speaker 2: Everyone else was at parties. I was like alone, I 1840 01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:11,840 Speaker 2: don't know why, coming back from a show. And then 1841 01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:13,960 Speaker 2: a gust of wind like the Santa Ana winds. It 1842 01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:16,120 Speaker 2: was like whsh And I just looked up, not at 1843 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:16,800 Speaker 2: the moon, but at the. 1844 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:18,880 Speaker 4: Sky, and I go the winds of change. 1845 01:21:19,479 --> 01:21:21,400 Speaker 2: And I stood in the middle of the street and 1846 01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:23,600 Speaker 2: paused and said the winds of change to myself. And 1847 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:25,840 Speaker 2: I was like, I'll never forget saying that to myself. 1848 01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:29,400 Speaker 2: And I also recently we got to go, oh, yeah. 1849 01:21:29,439 --> 01:21:31,679 Speaker 3: It's great. I don't even know that song Wind's a change, 1850 01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:34,560 Speaker 3: but I did get it. 1851 01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:37,200 Speaker 2: There are times where I catch myself doing things alone 1852 01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:39,240 Speaker 2: that I'm like, this is hilarious. And I didn't do 1853 01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:41,960 Speaker 2: it to later tell a story about it, right, but 1854 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:45,800 Speaker 2: it needs to be told because it's so funny. But 1855 01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:50,599 Speaker 2: I was watching The Gang recent born and the girl 1856 01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:54,000 Speaker 2: took so much during it. After I was done, I 1857 01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:56,120 Speaker 2: set down my phone and I just go, thank you 1858 01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:56,960 Speaker 2: for your service. 1859 01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:59,519 Speaker 4: I literally said that. 1860 01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:02,840 Speaker 2: I didn't started laughing so hard because I didn't intend 1861 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:03,760 Speaker 2: to be funny at all. 1862 01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:06,120 Speaker 4: I really meant it, like, thank you for what you 1863 01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:08,200 Speaker 4: just gave me, because that was rough. 1864 01:22:08,479 --> 01:22:08,759 Speaker 5: Girl. 1865 01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:10,840 Speaker 4: She was not able to do that for another year 1866 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:14,040 Speaker 4: or so. What she did that was a olypiic style. Okay, 1867 01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:15,200 Speaker 4: so we gotta go thank you guys. 1868 01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:16,760 Speaker 2: So much. Thank you for your service, thank you for 1869 01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:19,639 Speaker 2: listening to the show. We love you so much. Lots 1870 01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:21,200 Speaker 2: of tour dates coming up. You can go to Nicki 1871 01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,439 Speaker 2: Glazer dot com. I'm with David Spade this weekend in 1872 01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:25,760 Speaker 2: Las Vegas. If you want to plan a last minute trip, 1873 01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:29,000 Speaker 2: just look at flights. Come to see US Venetian and 1874 01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:31,640 Speaker 2: then yeah, tons of tour dates. I wish I had 1875 01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:33,400 Speaker 2: them all listed, but they're at nicky Glazer dot com. 1876 01:22:33,479 --> 01:22:36,160 Speaker 2: I love seeing you on the road. Anny's getting married 1877 01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:38,720 Speaker 2: next week. We'll have a new show for you tomorrow, 1878 01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:42,720 Speaker 2: and jumpik and just don't worry because your friends are 1879 01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:43,360 Speaker 2: gonna get sick.