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Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four hundred, episode

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Speaker 5: As a podcast, we take a deep dive into America

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Speaker 5: share consciousness. It is season four hundred and in honor

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Speaker 4: If I may, When you hit a milestone, Miles ain't home.

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Speaker 2: Hey got And that's what that is my that's your

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Speaker 4: Show's that's the that's my campaign spogan.

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Speaker 2: The milestone attack ads for podcast hot figure like this

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Speaker 2: four hundred to you know, all the people Zeitgang to

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Speaker 2: it's been a fun four hundred seasons. Eat my shit,

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Speaker 2: Somewhere I read whatever still season four hundred. I still

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Speaker 2: They were secretly on board the whole time. I'm thrilled

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Speaker 2: I grew up Catholic and I was told my restless

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Speaker 4: Not to be super pessimistic, but the people who own

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Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, so when Ted does it, it's bad.

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Speaker 4: Everyone's a potential felon.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about it unless you're an actual

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Speaker 4: That's true. I mean this is I will say, like,

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Speaker 2: blood pressure, yelling yeah to give me the douche chills,

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Speaker 2: his God, above and beyond and just yeah.

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Speaker 4: This, Yeah, this is the resistance we got, I suppose,

440
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 4: but Jesus Christ.

441
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Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't, I don't know. It's a they

442
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 2: do seem to go above and beyond when it comes

443
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 2: to like finding ways to ignore the message behind Theramum

444
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Speaker 2: Dannie's success, Yeah, everything else.

445
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Speaker 4: It's well, he's the real enemy, of.

446
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 1: Course, right below and behind.

447
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Speaker 4: But it is good that they're doing this. I guess

448
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 4: I should say this is necessary but not sufficient in

449
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Speaker 4: terms of doing something about Trump.

450
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Speaker 1: Such a mad pass answer, such a answer, what is

451
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Speaker 1: It's just.

452
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Speaker 4: Like like you don't want to like shit on them

453
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Speaker 4: like I reflexively do, but it's not nearly enough.

454
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, they do like to take the high road.

455
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Speaker 2: They're addicted to taking the high road. So when they

456
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Speaker 2: do a thing that's just like, I don't know, maybe

457
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Speaker 2: this will stop it. It looks kind of silly, but

458
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Speaker 2: we don't give a fuck. Like that feels refreshing in

459
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Speaker 2: a way.

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Speaker 1: That is, whenever they take any action that has any

461
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Speaker 1: like actual repercussions, you're like, Wow, what doesn't that should matter?

462
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Speaker 2: You told them how to do that. I do just

463
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 2: like this quote from House Republican Representative Cody Voust defending

464
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Speaker 2: the initial redistricting that they're trying to pull off. He said,

465
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 2: this map was politically based, and that's totally legal, totally allowed,

466
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 2: and totally fair. It's totally prudent, totally right for Texas

467
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Speaker 2: to be able to respond and improve the political performance

468
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Speaker 2: of just like you can judge the fairs totally, totally,

469
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Speaker 2: totally Yeah, you can definitely just take whatever somebody when

470
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Speaker 2: somebody spikes their as a judgment with seven totallyes, I

471
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Speaker 2: feel like you're you can probably take that to the bank.

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Speaker 4: Can I also just say if I feel like if

473
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Speaker 4: any of us wrote the name Cody Voust in a

474
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Speaker 4: script as a clear proxy for the actual devil, we

475
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Speaker 4: would be told this is too on the nose.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: I also like the Fustian bargain.

478
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Speaker 6: Ah, yeah, all right, So there's just been a couple

479
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 6: like Trump things where like there's one of his aides

480
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 6: was like, oh, that's so sick.

481
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 2: That they're doing indefinite presidential terms in El Salvador. We

482
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 2: should do that here. Low lull, lull. There's also a

483
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 2: leaked document showing the New Republic published showing that they're

484
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 2: planning to this is just the start of their domestic

485
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Speaker 2: use of military, like what we saw in La recently.

486
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Speaker 2: That's they weren't like, oh, we maybe pushed it too

487
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 2: far there. They were like, that wasn't a mouse boush. Yeah,

488
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 2: And so just a much lighter but more concrete example

489
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Speaker 2: of that would be that there is a Smithsonian exhibit

490
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Speaker 2: on impeachments that have happened in US history called Limits

491
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Speaker 2: of Presidential the Limits of Presidential Power Exhibit, and it

492
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 2: used to be about all the impeachments that have happened

493
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Speaker 2: to sitting US presidents, including Bill Clinton, Richard Nixon, Andrew Johnson,

494
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Speaker 2: and Donald Trump. And one of those has recently been

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Speaker 2: removed for reasons that we well, first I'll let you

496
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Speaker 2: guys guess which one got removed.

497
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Speaker 1: It killed itself, that's right.

498
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there had been a placard that was added that

499
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Speaker 2: references Trump's impeachment, but it was removed, and the Smithsonian's explanation,

500
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Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna taint

501
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 2: your judgment on this, but you just tell me. So

502
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 2: they said the placard, which was meant to be a

503
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Speaker 2: temporary addition to a twenty five year old exhibition, did

504
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Speaker 2: not meet the museum's standards and appearance, location, timeline, and

505
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 2: overall presentation. It was not consistent with other sections in

506
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Speaker 2: the exhibit, and moreover, blocked the view of the objects

507
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Speaker 2: inside its case. For these reasons, we remove the placard.

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Speaker 2: We're not asked any administration or other government to remove

509
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 2: the content from the exhibit. So just I don't know

510
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 2: why you're even asking about that.

511
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we did it on our own. We did this

512
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: bad idea by ourselves.

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Speaker 2: Which might be true. But the Trump administration has been

514
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 2: attacking museums and historical parks and like taking firing people

515
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 2: and taking away funding. Yeah, so I don't know, I

516
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 2: haven't I haven't heard that. Well, some people are even

517
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 2: saying it's like ideologically motivated some of the stuff they're

518
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Speaker 2: doing on you.

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Speaker 1: We don't have ideas.

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Speaker 4: On the right, Yeah, we don't even know what that is.

521
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: We're just we're just full of feelings.

522
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Speaker 4: I'm I mean, I think I agree with you that

523
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 4: there's definitely a strong chance no one bought, no one asked.

524
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,719
Speaker 4: This is just something that I feel like, this is

525
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 4: like happening so much, which is just like the people

526
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 4: in charge of institutions who are all center right to

527
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 4: right wing goons because you just don't get that type

528
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 4: of power without being right wing on some level, are

529
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Speaker 4: just like yeah, yeah, yeah, let's just do it.

530
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Speaker 2: And they decide if you stay open. And they also

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Speaker 2: live in Washington, d C. Which is yeah, my night

532
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Speaker 2: at the museum franchise knowledge is correct. That's where Washington,

533
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Speaker 2: d C. Is where the Denng Smithsonian's at. That's true,

534
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Speaker 2: So that from.

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Speaker 1: Where it's all at, that's how I live my whole

536
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Speaker 1: life Night at the museum style rules, I.

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Speaker 4: Mean, taking down Trump stuff. I'm sure it feels definitely plausible,

538
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 4: and it's just like, ah, why why bother? They're just

539
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 4: going to come after us, like let's just you know,

540
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 4: like like everyone and like sort of at at best

541
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 4: hiding their heads in the sand or cowering in fear.

542
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Speaker 2: Fear? Does that seem right?

543
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 4: Is that a thing? Is that a thing? People?

544
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Speaker 1: Do?

545
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Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Though, I just like I

546
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 4: could easily see this not like like I could see

547
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 4: them telling the truth here, and yet it's still has

548
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 4: the same result. Yeah.

549
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if like anybody explicitly needs to

550
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: be told, like how to follow along with the fascist regime?

551
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, fascist, It's really clear what to do most of

552
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 4: the time.

553
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, things you do the thing that like you're told

554
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 2: to do in under capitalism, which is like be proactive,

555
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, yeah, make decisions ahead of time. You know.

556
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 2: It's like to try and please your boss, your the

557
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 2: ultimate boss. Yeah, you're doing fun things ahead of time,

558
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 2: you know.

559
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: I try to an evangelical and you were right that

560
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: was the correct decision to go for the.

561
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Speaker 4: Same same move. Yeah, yeah, all right.

562
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Speaker 2: We haven't checked in with a We checked it with

563
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 2: Elon Muskat with regards to his culinary achievements last week,

564
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 2: but it's been a while since we checked in with

565
00:31:55,000 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 2: like how are things like with the lady? And Paul

566
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 2: found this one. He reshared a post on Twitter about women.

567
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Speaker 1: Only good only like super normal and chill and like

568
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: very respectful and whatnot. You know, Elon, I mean, he's

569
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: probably just reflecting on his like how he's interacted with

570
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: his compound harem of women or whatever. But he he

571
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: reshared a post on Twitter. There was a tweet that

572
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Speaker 1: said by Morgan m that said, why do liberal white

573
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: women hate white people so much? And then Musk responded

574
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Speaker 1: with They've been programmed to do so by their teachers

575
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Speaker 1: and the media. So he's like through learning about things

576
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Speaker 1: you know in life, and I'm like, okay, okay, I'm

577
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Speaker 1: yeah yeah. And then there was then somebody quote tweeted

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Speaker 1: him aptly named doctor insensitive said insightful, which I which

579
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Speaker 1: made me think at first that this was elon himself.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like a different version. They're interesting.

581
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Speaker 4: No, the writing is too coherent for yea insightful.

582
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Speaker 1: Women are built to be traded to another tribe or

583
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Speaker 1: captured parenthetical and slide seamlessly into their new culture that

584
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Speaker 1: keeps them safe even though they are physically weak. Twenty

585
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Speaker 1: years after they are captured. They are the matriarchs to

586
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Speaker 1: enforce that culture. That is why women conform to the

587
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Speaker 1: dominant culture and thereby amplify that culture. In my opinion,

588
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: that is why Western women raised in anti white culture

589
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: are now amplifying anti white culture even though they are white.

590
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: They think that keeps them safe, and they are correct,

591
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: but only in the short short term. In the long term,

592
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Speaker 1: they will be forced to remember they are white.

593
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 4: That it's so funny.

594
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Speaker 1: Better they are reminded of that by white men, because

595
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Speaker 1: the alternative is not so gentle.

596
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Speaker 2: White men, you are needed.

597
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Speaker 1: I love the idea of women like waking up twenty

598
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: years after marrying into something and just being like, I'm white.

599
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how the fun How come nobody reminded me?

600
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Speaker 4: Oh my god? I do like every sense. They lifted

601
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 4: the character limit for fucking blue? Is it blue? Checks

602
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 4: only get to write these like like stupid ass manifestos

603
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 4: on Twitter? I don't even know it genuinely is so funny,

604
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,280
Speaker 4: Like even when you read this out loud, like how

605
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 4: shitty the writing is, Like shouldn't it hit your ear wrong?

606
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 4: How often you say culture and white in this and

607
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 4: like wouldn't a curious mind who wants to communicate simply

608
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 4: find a synonym? Right? It's really weird.

609
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: I mean, just trying to associate white people with culture.

610
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Speaker 1: That's why they keep saying these.

611
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Speaker 4: Two words over.

612
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: White people have culture it's.

613
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like the writing is so like tenured.

614
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Speaker 4: I guess. I guess what I mean is it's unsurprising

615
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Speaker 4: that these are surely the same people that think chat

616
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 4: GPT writing is amazing.

617
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Speaker 1: It's also like it's so funny that they're like women

618
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Speaker 1: are built like.

619
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Speaker 2: A tesla or they're optimized.

620
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

621
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Speaker 2: Also, the we're all just cave men and cave women

622
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 2: ideology is kind of weird coming from someone who like

623
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Speaker 2: males women he's never met his jizz and the male

624
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 2: and has like his entire relationship with them is like

625
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 2: through legal contract.

626
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Speaker 1: That's just a survival of the Jesust.

627
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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so I don't know, always great to hear

628
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 2: from him and special survival of the I think that

629
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Speaker 2: was originally the name of the theory, and justin Timberlake

630
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,240
Speaker 2: came through, was like drop the jizz, just make it fittest.

631
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Speaker 1: This is going to ruin the tour.

632
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Speaker 4: My god, I mean, listen, the one thing that is

633
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 4: good about Twitter has continually been and I guess also

634
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 4: truth social is like it is really nice to see

635
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 4: like Elon Musk is not just not smarter than you,

636
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 4: he's like one of the dumbest people that's ever lived wild. Yeah,

637
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 4: and it really is like, like, oh, if you think

638
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 4: this is worth saying like this, the thing probably just

639
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 4: right is worth saying out loud, you're stupid. And it's

640
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 4: like it's a I mean, yeah, it's just a.

641
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 2: Really interesting point.

642
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: Actually yeah really yeah, watching watching people like that rediscover

643
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 1: talking points from like five hundred years ago.

644
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, human rights genius, you're an you came up

645
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 4: with something a Nazi science just thought of. Good for you.

646
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even think they needed to be scientists.

647
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 7: Well yeah, some of the some of the PhD in

648
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 7: Nazi science, the type of science that no longer exists,

649
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 7: not the not the rocket scientists America really appreciated their work.

650
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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it's just I mean, like like he's he's

651
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 4: just a fucking weird moral on creep and like he

652
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 4: always has been and now we all know it. And thankfully,

653
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 4: I guess the bot situation also makes it nice because

654
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 4: you're like, Okay, there's such a limit to the number

655
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,800
Speaker 4: of people that are like this, and yes they are growing,

656
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,720
Speaker 4: but yeah.

657
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 2: They have like somehow conflated the idea that if an idea,

658
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 2: if an idea was like is offensive, then like it

659
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 2: is true and was being suppressed only because it was

660
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 2: a fit must be Yeah, it must be true and

661
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 2: just like a piece of hidden information.

662
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

663
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 2: I feel like by the way, dynamic.

664
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: Is so comedy is legal again if.

665
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 4: You can't spot the logical fallacy of this, which is

666
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 4: that white supremacy is the dominant culture of the globe. Yes,

667
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 4: So like you're just wrong. Your premise isn'tcorrect. So the

668
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 4: rest of this is garbage.

669
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: It's so funny that anytime somebody says something is anti white,

670
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: I'm like sick. I'll be there where we mean?

671
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, where is that?

672
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 2: Where is the.

673
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: Let's figure it out? Sounds like everyone's base.

674
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 2: Let's take a quick break, we'll come back. We'll talk

675
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 2: radioactive wasps and mountain dew conspiracies, and we're back and

676
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 2: all right, I love this radioactive wasps hot wasps. So

677
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 2: the Department of Energy is out here, do it? These

678
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 2: are the jobs that DOGE is cutting. The Department of

679
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 2: Energy is out here finding radioactive wasp nests, decommission nuclear

680
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 2: facility in South Carolina.

681
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: The most surprising part of the story was that the

682
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 1: Department of Energy still exists. For me, like that was

683
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: the most I was like, wow, we still got one.

684
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 2: Well exists in this way.

685
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 4: I mean, you'd assume there would be some version of

686
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 4: it that's like how much oil can we get out

687
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 4: of there? Yeah?

688
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

689
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: This is like the animal control section.

690
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 2: Right, how do we convert oil into a beverage that

691
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 2: we can sell to Americans?

692
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: That would be in our next section about mountain dew.

693
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 2: That's right, we'll convert it to the bottles that contain

694
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 2: the beverages. What if it was the actual thing inside

695
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 2: the plastic bottles. But yeah, so, A spokesperson for the

696
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 2: Department of Energy said the US Department of Energy is

697
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 2: managing the discovery of four WASP nests with very low

698
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 2: levels of radioactive contamination. The nests do not pose a

699
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 2: health risk to SRS workers, the community, or the environment. Yeah.

700
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 2: Nice try.

701
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: It was like one hundred thousand dpm, which is significant.

702
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds high. Thought, I'm going to pretend like

703
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 2: I know that that's high.

704
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: I mean when I looked at I don't know. I

705
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: honestly I have no idea. But like that plant was

706
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: making plutonium and tritium.

707
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 2: During the cold weapons grade nuclear hell yeah, yea WASP destruction. Yeah,

708
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 2: it is there. It is swish. This episode's over, This

709
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,439
Speaker 2: whole show's over. They found the nest near a tank

710
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 2: where nuclear waste was stored. They were summarily executed with bug.

711
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: Spray, which is so fucked up, Like the amount of

712
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 1: like superheroes we could have gotten from those wasps.

713
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't know that they got them all.

714
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 2: Come.

715
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

716
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: I like to think that one escaped and it's going

717
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: to be in the next marvel.

718
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 4: I will say, I think our brains all think if

719
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 4: you get stung by that wasp, it transfers the radiation

720
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 4: to you, and I.

721
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 1: Under Trump, that is a valid medical health care plant.

722
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: That's like basically bleach in your veins.

723
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 4: Okay, it feels like it feels like the bigger dangers,

724
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 4: Like if you eat a wasp, right, you just don't

725
00:40:58,960 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 4: want to.

726
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: I always think about that with like dogs, because they

727
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: always look really cute with their chubby cheeks when they

728
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 1: like get stung by bee from the inside.

729
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 2: Is that the thing that happens so often that look.

730
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 1: Beastings cheeks and they look like they got their wisdom

731
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: teeth out, Like.

732
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 4: It's really cute, but it is.

733
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,240
Speaker 8: Very Some of them are allergic to to stings, because

734
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 8: beastings is also like a you know, a thing that

735
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 8: people do to their faces to like it's like skincare secret.

736
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 1: What the fuck are we doing? Are you serious? Oh?

737
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 7: Yeah?

738
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 4: I love? What is that?

739
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: Why did they do that?

740
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 2: I think plumping?

741
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: It's always plumping.

742
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 2: It's always the plumping. They seem to have like not

743
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,959
Speaker 2: put a lot of effort to work with environmental biologists

744
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 2: to investigate, like what the radioactive contamination of living animals

745
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,240
Speaker 2: looks like. We don't know how the wasp became contaminated.

746
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 2: We don't know what species of wasp wasn't We don't

747
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 2: know if they stung anybody and that person developed powers

748
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 2: that might be cooler than the wasp from the man universe,

749
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 2: just like as cool.

750
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: We don't know how veneers came to be.

751
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, are your teeth glowing in the dark?

752
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 4: Radiological waste? Oh my god? Yeah, it's so weird. What

753
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 4: also I do? I do kind of I am sort

754
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 4: of curious about the ship? Wait? Was it Deep Impact?

755
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 4: What's the one where they send What's which is the

756
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 4: one where they send ben Affleck to drill the media

757
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 4: or common arma? God? In is it? Is this a

758
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:45,800
Speaker 4: situation where they got nuclear waste disposal or a WASP

759
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 4: team train them.

760
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 2: To the WASP exterminators to handle nuclear or did they.

761
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 4: Nuclear waste people to learn how to handle You don't

762
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 4: know your way around.

763
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,919
Speaker 2: The wasp, sir.

764
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: The TV show Animal Control. No, it sounds like a

765
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: beautiful episode of it. It's like it's just an animal

766
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: control group of like people trying to deal with animals

767
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: or whatever on a daily basis.

768
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:16,879
Speaker 2: And the contigued episode and the second episode is just

769
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 2: like basically it's like it just turns translucent.

770
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 4: I mean, I just I do think or my version

771
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 4: not my version of to me, the most exciting version

772
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 4: is a prickly team where no one gets along of

773
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 4: half nuclear waste disposal, halfers right, one wasp wasp, a

774
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 4: turncoat WASP.

775
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:47,280
Speaker 2: Nuclear physicists are like standing there watching the WASP exterminators

776
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 2: walk up and like the WASP exterminators like roll out

777
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 2: of a van with like budweisers and dudes like rolling

778
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 2: out and they say, well these guys, Yeah, that's an

779
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 2: actual line from Armagedon. By the way, they do say

780
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 2: it because because it's a you know, space thing and

781
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 2: there's the space movie the right stuff. Oh well, I says,

782
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 2: talk about the wrong stuff as the oil drillers come

783
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 2: up and they have to teach them how to be

784
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,280
Speaker 2: astronauts instead of it's.

785
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 4: What a insane Yes, this is good. I want to

786
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 4: hear about this team.

787
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: I feel so bad for You're already writing a screenplay.

788
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 1: I feel so bad for bees because, like, first of all,

789
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: they're not as bad ass as wasps. Everybody knows that

790
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: wasps are like scarier for us to run into. Second

791
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: of all, they're all dying. Everybody's like, giving me some water,

792
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: and now they don't even get to be radioactive.

793
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,479
Speaker 2: Like it's very sad.

794
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: Give them something pathetic.

795
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 2: What's happened to our bees? They used to be They

796
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 2: used to be like the urban legend thing like in

797
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:54,359
Speaker 2: the eighties the Africanized killer bees was like bees, Yeah,

798
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 2: they created a racist be conspiracy that was like it

799
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 2: was like the hottest way to get people freaked out

800
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 2: on local.

801
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 4: It really was the way local news people said Africanized,

802
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 4: Like yeah, it was. It was so racist that it

803
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 4: was like just just say what you mean, dog, this

804
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 4: is getting ridiculous, all right?

805
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 2: We do have to and I am it's not that

806
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 2: there anything's wrong with my boys. I'm just getting choked

807
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 2: up because we are going to now talk about mountain

808
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 2: dew and conspiracy theories, two things that are near and

809
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 2: dear to my heart. Over the past few months, there

810
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 2: have been a bunch of online conspiracy theories about what

811
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 2: is being repeatedly called a chilling online conspiracy theory because

812
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 2: I guess, like you like to drink mountain dew chilled,

813
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 2: and also only chill people drink mountain dew. That's not

814
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 2: true at all, all right, So basically people have noticed

815
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 2: the new mountain dew flavors have a tendency to predict

816
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 2: real world disasters. Now, first came out and then the

817
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 2: twenty twenty three Maui wildfires happened, Star Spangled Splash hit

818
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 2: stores before the collapse of the Francis Scott Keybridge in

819
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 2: Baltimore and others presumably I don't know, those two pretty

820
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 2: good people are like, okay, and then Code Red came out,

821
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 2: and when two thousand and one before the ultimate Code Red, okay.

822
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: And then Baja blasted anybody talking about that one.

823
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 2: So this one's this is where we I think the

824
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 2: way they're doing this is that like they're not actually

825
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 2: talking about things that came out like around the same time.

826
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 2: By the way, my dad is on the other side

827
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 2: wall just blasting a hose in two if you can

828
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 2: hear that.

829
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,479
Speaker 1: I love the Jersey Shore.

830
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 2: The Jersey Shore just blasting hoses. So Baja Blast. Interestingly,

831
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 2: you might remember when oh wait that actually is oh yeah,

832
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 2: oh yeah, I remember when a hurricane hit the Baja

833
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 2: Coast of California not too long ago. It was a

834
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:13,319
Speaker 2: once in uh once every one hundred and seventy years phenomenon,

835
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 2: and it couldn't be climate change that was causing. Now

836
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 2: it must be a global weather conspiracy launched by the

837
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 2: good people of Pepsi. Pepsi co that. The theory is

838
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 2: the Baja Blast was predicting that. But like Boja Blast

839
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 2: has been around for so many years, Like, yeah, it's.

840
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: Also under in seventy though, dude, if you look at

841
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: the timeline and you shrink it, okay.

842
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 4: On a geological scale, Baja Blast.

843
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 9: Even ever, I love I guess what I love conspiracy

844
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:53,760
Speaker 9: theories that pose it immense power being used and talked

845
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 9: about in this specific way, because.

846
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,240
Speaker 4: It's like, if you could change the weather, why the

847
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 4: fuck would you care about telling everyone? Via Mountain dew.

848
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 4: You should just tell the world that you ruled the

849
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 4: world now because you can control weather, which means fun

850
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 4: at all, right, right, But like just the time it

851
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 4: would take to develop all these like cryptograms, Like have

852
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 4: you ever tried to write a puzzle? It's really hard.

853
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 4: So like this is so much effort being put into

854
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 4: these little easter eggs for for why?

855
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: But I could thousand see Lex Luthor doing this, do

856
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,840
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like it's fucking evil nerd.

857
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,240
Speaker 4: Shit, Yes, you know, Lex Luthor.

858
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: I'm in. I'm in on this.

859
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 2: It is like wildly entertaining. I'm glad that I can

860
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 2: focus group test it because I was like, does this

861
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 2: just appeal to me? Because I like Mountain doing conspiracy theories,

862
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 2: but like these these are good conspiracy theories.

863
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 1: It's like the Monster Energy drink. Do you remember that

864
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: video of that woman being like Monster Energy drink. There's

865
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: all these signs from the devil and like it's like

866
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: a really famous video of her talking about how like

867
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:09,399
Speaker 1: the symbols of it or nuberlogy or whatever.

868
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 4: Because just imagine from the other side, imagine being on

869
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 4: the Illuminati committee for creating little puzzles for the dumbest

870
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 4: TikTokers in the world to figure out, like why do

871
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 4: you are you in touch is it? Are you part

872
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 4: of the marketing department? Are you in touch with the

873
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 4: weather control.

874
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 2: Writing this movie? The theory is that, like you have

875
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 2: one person who's on the board at the Illuminati who

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Speaker 2: like gets a weird, like perverse pleasure from like teasing

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Speaker 2: people with it and wants to draw attention to it.

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Speaker 4: The Department of Funny Little Games.

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00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: It's the it's like the it's a neo baby.

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Speaker 4: It's right, You're right, it's Barren Alex Luthor.

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00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 2: The yeah, I mean the long history of mountain dew

882
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 2: conspiracy theories. Obviously the yellow dye, which I didn't even

883
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Speaker 2: know that was a conspiracy theory. I'd just like kind

884
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Speaker 2: of taken that at face value as a as a

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00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 2: hazard of you know, like yeah, man, but I still

886
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 2: got the love of the game. Can't can't scare me away.

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Speaker 2: There's also like some in the nineties that specifically said

888
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 2: tropical fantasy mountain dew was laced with a secret ingredient

889
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:32,800
Speaker 2: that would cause sterility and black men unbottled by the KKK,

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Speaker 2: and they were like flyers printed up and like spread

891
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 2: around cities about that, and then people were like, damn

892
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 2: Coke is really going above and beyond with their marketing efforts.

893
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:48,280
Speaker 1: But why does every conspiracy theory have to involve black people,

894
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Speaker 1: like the affriganization of the Lost. So whatever the.

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Speaker 2: Mountain Dew fantasy, yeah, yeah, I mean it.

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Speaker 4: The reason these all lined up is because mount Dew

897
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 4: is targeted towards young men, and so all of their

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Speaker 4: like flavor ideas have some sort of aggressive bend to them, right, yes,

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Speaker 4: And that's why I correspond, you can you can contort

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Speaker 4: it to fit with any disaster. And they are also blasts,

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Speaker 4: et cetera.

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Speaker 1: And the insane clown posse drinks are related to socialism

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Speaker 1: in this lecture, that.

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Speaker 4: Is, I have to say as a as a Michigan

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Speaker 4: person who actually has had more Faco Red Pop than

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Speaker 4: anyone needs to know about. I fucking love I love

907
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Speaker 4: I love like latching yourself to a niche regional brand.

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00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 4: Those Mountain do bullshit fucking fac O Red Pop.

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Speaker 2: I mean, to a certain extent, Mountain Dew like. One

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00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 2: of the reasons this persists is that Mountain Dew actually like,

911
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 2: like there's a tweet at Mountain Dew. What's your favorite

912
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 2: Mountain Dew conspiracy theory?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess Mountain Dew is a regional

914
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 4: brand if you consider twitch like its own sovereign the area,

915
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Speaker 4: which probably.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense.

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Speaker 2: By the way, do d e W directed energy weapons?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to. I'm not gonna, you know, connect

920
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 2: all the dots for you do your own research.

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Speaker 4: But listen to trending yesterday for how much we love

922
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Speaker 4: a weird acronym.

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Speaker 2: That's they hid it in the acronym. It was there

924
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:28,399
Speaker 2: all along, gave you all the calues, mister policeman, all

925
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,720
Speaker 2: the calues. Hey, look, I got a lot of tables.

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00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,959
Speaker 2: They've got like a lot of trippy commercials to which

927
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 2: other way that they're like, there's a commercial where a

928
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 2: Mountain Dew drinker looks in a mirror and discovers that

929
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 2: they're secretly a lizard person. Yeah, they know what they're

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Speaker 2: up to.

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Speaker 4: Marketers, we love you.

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Speaker 1: They start now this is the beginning of them like

933
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 1: actually causing human like disasters across the world because they're like,

934
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Speaker 1: it's marking.

935
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Speaker 2: They love it.

936
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Speaker 1: I don't care if it was an accident before, if

937
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:01,760
Speaker 1: we're gonna We're gonna take down Sears Tower or something.

938
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Speaker 4: I mean, it's like, if you're gonna do this, it

939
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 4: is just like name your suite of mountain new products,

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00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 4: like one for each like major region of the world.

941
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 4: Yeah right, and then append like a like a plausibly

942
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:19,319
Speaker 4: deniable disaster thing to it.

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Speaker 1: He's coming up mountain dew Florida sinks.

944
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 2: Yeah what ITAs like it was brewed in a sink

945
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Speaker 2: in Florida.

946
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Speaker 1: Have a picture of Anderson Cooper in the rain?

947
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Speaker 2: Well, Paula, be such a pleasure having you as always

948
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Speaker 2: on the daily zeitgeist? Where can people find you? Follow you,

949
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 2: hear you all that good stuff?

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Speaker 1: You can find me at Paula Beganalan p A L

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Speaker 1: l A B I g U n A l A

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Speaker 1: N everywhere. I do have the monthly comedy show Facial

953
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Speaker 1: Recognition Comedy at the Comedy Store. I'm also like accidentally

954
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Speaker 1: on an improv team at the pac Theater.

955
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Speaker 2: I'll check that out. How did that happen? I don't.

956
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Speaker 1: It's a whole thing. My whole team was supposed to

957
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Speaker 1: audition that I'm the only one that ended up on

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Speaker 1: a team out of my old team. It's a it's

959
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Speaker 1: a whole thing. And then also I'll be opening up

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Speaker 1: for Mohanned el Sheky in southern California, coming up in

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Speaker 1: a cup in a few weeks, I think the nineteenth

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Speaker 1: through the twenty. First he has some shows, and then yeah,

963
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be bobbing around doing shows, trying to

964
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Speaker 1: sell tickets, you know, getting accumulating credit card debt like

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Speaker 1: the rest of my peers.

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Speaker 2: So come through, Come through. Is there a work of

967
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:45,800
Speaker 2: media that you've been enjoying?

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Speaker 1: Okay, every time I looked disconnected during this episode, I've

969
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,319
Speaker 1: been trying to find that TikTok where it's like three

970
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,760
Speaker 1: guys pretending to be tech bros and they're touching grass

971
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 1: and it's just inspiring them to make like more dystopian

972
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 1: tech shit. Have you ever seen that?

973
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 2: This about the grad Yeah, I have right here. Yeah,

974
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,359
Speaker 2: God that we will link off to it in the footnotes. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

975
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 2: very footnotes. Yeah that is a great video. Imagine this

976
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 2: ship streamline. It's like what it like because tech guys

977
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 2: do use psychedelics. And then yeah, and there that they

978
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 2: come to look at earth.

979
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 4: And just say what if instead of like a business

980
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 4: that already existed what if we did it through an

981
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 4: app and then went to literally the same business back

982
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 4: That's right.

983
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: They're like, what if we what if we were the

984
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: middleman just throttling the necks of these people's bank. I

985
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: cannot download another app. I can't do it. I'm fucking old.

986
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 1: Stop making me download apps.

987
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 2: I think it's from Ethan Mead Forever on Tiktoka. We

988
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 2: will share it in the footnotes. Andrew, such a pleasure.

989
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,800
Speaker 2: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?

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Speaker 4: I'll be number one. I think I'm back tomorrow if

991
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 4: I if I we're calling correctly, But yo, is this racist?

992
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,760
Speaker 4: Is my podcast? I don't know. I'm trying to write

993
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 4: some fucking movies, so you hopefully look for those in

994
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Speaker 4: four years or whatever. The fuck? Uh? Yeah, yeah, is racist?

995
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:16,359
Speaker 4: That's there?

996
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 2: It is all right. Oh and is there a workimedia

997
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 2: you've been enjoying.

998
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 4: Comedian and actor May Martin has a music album out

999
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:29,839
Speaker 4: called I Am a TV and it is great. Oh yeah,

1000
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 4: I would suggest getting on that. I've been listening to

1001
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,920
Speaker 4: it all week. It's really it's really quite good.

1002
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Speaker 2: Is it just like?

1003
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,799
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's music? It use your music. It is not

1004
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 4: jokey it's not joke songs, I guess I ultimately will

1005
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Speaker 4: say I don't like it when people are talented at

1006
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 4: more than one.

1007
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 2: Thing, So I know and like in different ways.

1008
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:53,720
Speaker 1: But like very talented in multiple fields.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if you're It's one of those

1010
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 4: things where like because May's voice is like I didn't think,

1011
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 4: very distinctive, but when you hear them singing, it is

1012
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 4: really like, oh, yeah, well this is great.

1013
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:09,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that sounds great. You can find me on

1014
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 2: Twitter at jack Underscore Bryan and on Blue Sky at

1015
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 2: Jack ob the number one workI media I've been enjoying.

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Speaker 2: So last week I had a bombshell recommendation this movie Hereditary.

1017
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: I still haven't seen it. There's a girl from.

1018
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 2: It, and I was once like you yeah, and it's

1019
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 2: just a cant recommend it enough.

1020
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 4: Really, I really enjoyed it. Sorry, it's very enjoyable. It's

1021
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 4: one of those movies that's good. It's good. Why I

1022
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 4: also understand not recommending it's very unpleasant, very unpleasant.

1023
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 2: So anyways, I watched Midsommar last week, which I hadn't seen. Also,

1024
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna recommend that one. Another another hot

1025
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 2: one off the like to find out about thinks?

1026
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 1: Can I say something that is ingrained in anti white culture?

1027
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: There are some movies I look in I'm like, too

1028
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: white and three hours of the whitest people whitening.

1029
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 4: This is why I didn't watch Oppenheimer. I was just

1030
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 4: like I have for the same reason.

1031
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 2: I have a hard.

1032
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 4: Limit to the white prestige Oscar movie every year, and

1033
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 4: I'm just like, I don't think I can do that.

1034
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 1: Yes, it's good, Yeah, I heard it's good. I'm friends

1035
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 1: with someone who's in it. But I could. I'm like

1036
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 1: having white people comment on the horrors they've done for

1037
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 1: three hours.

1038
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 4: Just I'm just like, I can't.

1039
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Speaker 2: I can't. Yeah, you guys, he felt bad. There are

1040
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 2: scenes in it where he feels bad.

1041
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 4: Oh, that actually makes sense.

1042
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 1: Does he cry at all?

1043
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 2: No? I actually.

1044
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: He didn't feel bad enough to cry.

1045
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,439
Speaker 2: It just seems like vaguely freaked out by the whole thing.

1046
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 1: That's Killian Murphy. That's Killian Murphy on any given day,

1047
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 1: that's the movie.

1048
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 4: It just seems like it's like six white guys smoking

1049
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 4: cigarettes around a chalkboard.

1050
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 1: And I already watched I've already seen mad Men, So why.

1051
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 4: It's the same thing, right, kind of yeah, that is correct.

1052
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 2: You have absolutely gotten it is time for me to

1053
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 2: uh superducer Victors saying it's time for me to move

1054
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 2: on to bow is Afraid, which I've heard is a

1055
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 2: real like. The first two are similar formulaically in a

1056
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Speaker 2: way that I thought I thought worked, but was afraid.

1057
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Speaker 4: They're all ari ast ari asters. Aristor his new movie.

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Speaker 1: I still have his like code name or what what

1059
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 1: is it called?

1060
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Speaker 4: Ed Oh no, no, wait, no, no, these are all We're just

1061
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 4: going down the chronology. Sorry, Aristor, but Eddington is his

1062
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 4: new movie. I haven't seen it yet. I did ask

1063
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 4: my you know, my friend who'd seen it. Does it

1064
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 4: have the trademark ariaster very unpleasant violence part? And apparently

1065
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Speaker 4: it kind of doesn't. Oh wow, which is weird. It's

1066
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 4: kind of unnerving to think about. Yeah, I just wanted

1067
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 4: to see some horrible, horrible shit.

1068
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 2: Anyway, I I'm here to recommend things very late, so

1069
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 2: it's like kind of a useless recommendation, and also recommend

1070
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 2: things that have very unpleasant moments that will make you

1071
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 2: be like, oh, what the fuck is this a problem?

1072
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Speaker 4: Did we talk about? Bring her back? But it's good

1073
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 4: bring Her Back. I think it's one of those things

1074
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Speaker 4: that's good, that contains I mean, I'm not a huge

1075
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Speaker 4: horror movie person, but it literally contains the single worst

1076
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 4: thing I've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: On Yeah, okay, well then you haven't seen Terrifyer three.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I've seen shit like that. It's not in that,

1079
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:56,479
Speaker 4: it's not campy. It's just the worst thing I've ever seen.

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01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 4: Oh man, I don't.

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Speaker 1: At all am into horror, but like lately, because the

1082
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 1: world is horror, I've been having a harder time like

1083
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 1: watching I become like the girl who needs her boyfriend

1084
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: to watch a horror movie because I'm so unsettled. So

1085
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm like someone needs to be in the room with

1086
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 1: me that knows what's happening in the movie that I

1087
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Speaker 1: can just like hide in.

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Speaker 4: I say, I bring her back. Also, it's kind of

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Speaker 4: not exactly a horror It's kind of a supernatural thriller.

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Speaker 4: It's not like a jump scares movie. It's just very

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Speaker 4: matter of factly, this possessed kid does just the worst

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Speaker 4: thing I've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, wait, you mean like leaving in the middle

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Speaker 1: of a comedy show. They wouldn't.

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Speaker 4: I already did my time I'm out.

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Speaker 1: He run the light.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy all right. You can find us on Twitter

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Speaker 2: and blue Sky at Daily Zeke read the Daily Zeichost

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Speaker 2: on Instagram. You go to the description of the episode

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Speaker 2: wherever you're listening to it, and underneath the show description

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Speaker 2: you will find the footnotes where we link off to

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Speaker 2: the information that we talked about in today's episode. We

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Speaker 2: also link off to a song that we think you

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Speaker 2: might enjoy and with Miles out, Andrew, sounds like you've

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Speaker 2: been listening to some music. Is there a song that

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Speaker 2: you think people might enjoy?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I think I think my favorite song from

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Speaker 4: this May Martin album I'm a TV is called Big Bear.

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Speaker 4: It's just got very weird, charming lyrics in it that

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Speaker 4: I enjoyed. And the album, I guess is sort of

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Speaker 4: like alt country, queer alt country ish sort of vibes

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Speaker 4: that might be inaccurate. I just don't know music that well.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, this song, Andrew, this is a rap album.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's the queer part.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we will link off to that in

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Speaker 2: the foot notes. The Daily Zeitgeist is a production of iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 2: Radio ap Apple Podcast or wherever you listen favorite shows.

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Speaker 2: That's gonna do it for us this morning. We're back

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Speaker 2: this afternoon to tell you what is trending, and we

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Speaker 2: will talk to you all then, Bye bye bye.

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