Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how
Speaker 2: much baggage you claim and give us time and a
Speaker 2: terminal and gay a.
Speaker 3: We want to send you off instat. We want to
Speaker 3: welcome you back home.
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her?
Speaker 4: Was it fine?
Speaker 5: Now? Porn?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 1: I'm Chris Fairbanks. Normally with me is Karen Kilgarriff. She
Speaker 1: is in the middle of multiple riding jobs.
Speaker 4: She's too successful.
Speaker 1: She knows to the grindstone. She is just riddled with success.
Speaker 1: Like the person of my right just said. That is
Speaker 1: Matt Kirshin.
Speaker 4: Hello, Matt, Hey, Chris, how's it going?
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm very good man for right now.
Speaker 1: If you don't mind, you are my co host. I
Speaker 1: can do that. I know that you got on board
Speaker 1: initially knowing that you would be a guest. But before
Speaker 1: we pick up, oh sorry, our co host for today,
Speaker 1: Henry Phillips, we have to go to his house, at
Speaker 1: which point, he will become the co host and you
Speaker 1: will then become the guest. But until we go to
Speaker 1: his house.
Speaker 4: I can get that.
Speaker 1: I get that you are the co host. I mean
Speaker 1: generally the job is the same.
Speaker 4: Does Henry know that we're on our way? Henry very
Speaker 4: much knows, Like, do you need me to text him
Speaker 4: when we're closer?
Speaker 1: You know what I got? I got people on this.
Speaker 1: We got a main office. I was about to lie
Speaker 1: I texted him before we left, right, Yeah, so I'm
Speaker 1: the people that is on me and Siri, which is
Speaker 1: of course Tom Cruise's daughter have contacted Henry and we
Speaker 1: are we are going to pick up.
Speaker 4: It's kind of weird how Tom Cruise got his daughter
Speaker 4: to be the computer for Apple products.
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of scientologists see their kids as
Speaker 1: you know, a way to make h you know, extend
Speaker 1: their celebrity. Yeah, and he did it in a weird
Speaker 1: way though with Apple, I thought that was a And
Speaker 1: she has a very adult voice when you ask her
Speaker 1: filter things.
Speaker 4: Apple is, of course Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's Delta.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they really for whom.
Speaker 4: Ton Cruise does. The kid does the voice?
Speaker 1: Of course I did not it all.
Speaker 4: I mean, all celebs know each other, so that's kind
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 1: Really all happens on Franklin in the Scientology Center, something
Speaker 1: that a lot of people won't make light of or
Speaker 1: joke about, but they would't. You know what, I'll push
Speaker 1: that envelope.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all the most successful people will.
Speaker 1: They're scared. Yeah, I'm not scared. No, should I be?
Speaker 4: You know, for damn thing?
Speaker 1: Maybe I should be.
Speaker 4: I mean, you're just telling me before you skateboard?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: Well, death literally every recreational awa you I mean I do.
Speaker 1: I occasionally there's thread of me rolling my ankle, but
Speaker 1: I don't know that death is eminent at any point.
Speaker 1: But with these Scientology people, I think if they corner
Speaker 1: you and they're like, hey, you don't you know you've
Speaker 1: been talking smack about us. You can just write a
Speaker 1: check and join their club, right, what what would four
Speaker 1: thousand dollars? And then all of a sudden, then.
Speaker 4: You're like then it's like me, it's doing a juw joke. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, you're like decent, you know, No, no,
Speaker 4: I can show you might have missed for video.
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to do this, right, Yeah, exactly what if
Speaker 1: I become one of you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, then you can no longer they can no longer
Speaker 4: criticize you for.
Speaker 1: You know what, Sometimes I think about it. I think
Speaker 1: about becoming a scientologist, and I don't think that any
Speaker 1: you know, they all seem very happy.
Speaker 4: Do you think you'd be able to buy your tongue
Speaker 4: fully enough?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah I would. Just you know what, I'm starting to
Speaker 1: think I am. I'm malleable mentally enough to be uh,
Speaker 1: you know, pulled into it because I have an empty
Speaker 1: void in my head where there isn't any kind of religion.
Speaker 1: So what if they were like, oh, this is making sense.
Speaker 1: I think our emotions are alien ghosts or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you see that sounds good to me. It sounds sounds uh.
Speaker 4: You know, sounds plausible and working.
Speaker 1: It's plausible, it's workable. Now, what we just left was
Speaker 1: the improvisation in Hollywood, California.
Speaker 4: When people still called it by the full name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the improvisation.
Speaker 4: It's a is it even like? Is the company even
Speaker 4: still cool? The improvisation?
Speaker 1: Because yeah, I can't remember. It's been a while since
Speaker 1: I wasn't paid in cash, which is actually upwards made
Speaker 1: to twelve dollars, but.
Speaker 4: I judge it that was even worse, Like what they
Speaker 4: pay you really small, maus the two sets there. At
Speaker 4: least they pay you cash. Now, when I first did it,
Speaker 4: they paid it by check. Yeah, and you get allowed
Speaker 4: at W two Yeah, and you got like, well, what
Speaker 4: am I supposed to is gonna?
Speaker 1: I think one year they realized, Yeah, we've never paid
Speaker 1: anyone more than six hundred dollars annually, which means you
Speaker 1: don't have to report anything to the iras as far
Speaker 1: as I know, although I am under investigation, so I
Speaker 1: don't know much.
Speaker 4: Are you under investigations?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They they've been calling, and I don't think it's
Speaker 1: to say hello you we just recorded, Uh what would
Speaker 1: you call that? What we just did?
Speaker 4: Well, what this was, I believe is a test of concepts.
Speaker 4: Get footage for a potential sizzle reel for a potential
Speaker 4: TV show.
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 1: So it's sizzle reel. It's something that you show before
Speaker 1: it goes to pilot. Is that safe to say?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's exactly what it is. Right, that's
Speaker 4: as it's like a mini self funded pilot, right, so
Speaker 4: you make I think these guys are attending left by
Speaker 4: the way.
Speaker 1: They are alterning left. It's funny that when Karen Kilgarriff,
Speaker 1: who usually is my co host, she's driving. Usually she's
Speaker 1: very good at multitasking. I don't know if you noticed,
Speaker 1: but girls can do often to assault many things at once,
Speaker 1: which is why often they have a cracked cell phone
Speaker 1: because they're doing many things. But that seemed like I
Speaker 1: slide it. It did seem that way. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and own up to that. But she drives very
Speaker 1: well while talking, whereas I I'm like hands on the road.
Speaker 1: I'm a professional driver. I do not know how to
Speaker 1: talk right now because I can only do one thing time.
Speaker 4: So Yeah, a sizzle reel, Yes, a scissle reel is
Speaker 4: like a five or so minute short video piece that's like, hey,
Speaker 4: this is ours, this is what our show will be, right,
Speaker 4: and they set and they show it to people who
Speaker 4: then might fund the pilot as a sales tool.
Speaker 1: And so, because you know they're riddled with funding money,
Speaker 1: you filled the room with high school children.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what they did. So what they did. This
Speaker 4: is a show that's being produced by the production company
Speaker 4: that's aligned with my managers, who were also aligned with
Speaker 4: the improv. They're all part of the same levity. Yep, yes,
Speaker 4: So because of that, they used the improv to film
Speaker 4: it and they're like, and they were talking to the
Speaker 4: manager of the IMPROVM, so when could we maybe do
Speaker 4: this and she was like, well, we've got these shows,
Speaker 4: these eight o'clock shows, which are filled with teenagers, and
Speaker 4: you could do it for twenty minutes before that starts.
Speaker 1: Isn't that I ran a Kimmel set last week in
Speaker 1: front of those kids, and that is not who you
Speaker 1: want to Yeah, be testing adults all totally.
Speaker 4: And even though they tell you you can do adult material,
Speaker 4: but what they mean by that is it doesn't matter
Speaker 4: if you say fuck, it doesn't. What it doesn't mean
Speaker 4: is you can do material that is not about them,
Speaker 4: not right away, Like it's not a fair judge of
Speaker 4: what will and what work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can use adult language. They used to say
Speaker 1: you couldn't during these teen tours. Yeah, but now I
Speaker 1: think adult themes though if you talk about anything, which
Speaker 1: that's all I talk about. Yeah, it's grown up stuff.
Speaker 1: And we learned to do comedy in front of adults
Speaker 1: who are in nightclubs, who are drinking. It's weird to
Speaker 1: talk to kids. Some of them have like beards and stuff, though,
Speaker 1: can you explain that some of them looked.
Speaker 4: Thirty some of them, a few of them, And then
Speaker 4: there were a few people here in the room who
Speaker 4: were definitely not part of that teen tour, right, Okay, Like.
Speaker 1: The dude that was that kept chiming in that was
Speaker 1: like a hipstery guy.
Speaker 4: They don't know what he Maybe he was their supervisor name.
Speaker 4: Why was that supervisor the one heckling?
Speaker 1: I'd yeah, exactly, Hey, I'll take my lead kids, it's
Speaker 1: here's exactly what you shouldn't do, and then he does
Speaker 1: it so they don't have to. Honestly, they're pretty well behaved.
Speaker 1: If I think about what it was like when I
Speaker 1: was in high school, I think we all would have
Speaker 1: been a little more rude. They were attentive. I'm surprised.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to think what I would be like.
Speaker 4: I think a bit of them because they're not from
Speaker 4: LA so they don't have that kind of jaded Yeah,
Speaker 4: we've seen this kind of stuff before.
Speaker 1: We are going to pick up Henry Phillips. There he is,
Speaker 1: He's gonna get in the back seat. I'm gonna turn
Speaker 1: on the hazards. People are on my ass. Hey, oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: do you mind getting in the back the other I
Speaker 1: really apologize. I'd like to pick up people on the
Speaker 1: door side that's facing traffic. I figure that's hey, how
Speaker 1: are you we are podcasting. Good to see you. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna turn off the hazards. Thanks, sorry to make your way.
Speaker 1: Matt and I were just talking about the high school
Speaker 1: audiences that have been at the improv all month. Oh yeah, teachers, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you have the yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's uh. What
Speaker 1: are your thoughts on that?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 5: I used to do better the last couple of times
Speaker 5: I did it.
Speaker 7: I just I don't know if there's a threshold with
Speaker 7: age where you just lose the connection.
Speaker 5: I didn't do very well. I felt like they were
Speaker 5: just staring at me.
Speaker 1: Incidentally, this is the point where i'd remind you. I
Speaker 1: warned you of it. Matt. You are now the guest,
Speaker 1: you are no longer well.
Speaker 4: I felt that change. I'm like I knew I felt
Speaker 4: the second Henry got in the car. I felt my
Speaker 4: position switching.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even you're the co host sitting next to me.
Speaker 1: He was the co host for a little.
Speaker 5: While, and I just want to know how to behave.
Speaker 1: Your fire, Matt. But I would you take the job
Speaker 1: of being our guest today.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm insulted to just being fired, but I do
Speaker 4: like he as a person, so yes, I will.
Speaker 7: Okay, should be complimented that you get hired in a
Speaker 7: lateral position.
Speaker 1: Oh exactly, that's a very good point. And Henry, you're
Speaker 1: fired from not being on the podcast anymore and you
Speaker 1: are now hired as our guest. All right, thank you.
Speaker 5: I didn't like that other position that.
Speaker 1: I I mean, the co host. God, it's so confusing. Henry,
Speaker 1: you're the co host?
Speaker 5: Yes? Yes?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 7: Uh so Matt as a co host? Yes, meaning myself, Yeah,
Speaker 7: that's you. How would you say that your days going?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm terrible. I'm gonna get fired for real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not the kind of question. We just we
Speaker 1: just ask ask Henry as a co host. It might
Speaker 1: make sense right now to ask Matt about his uh
Speaker 1: sizzle real presentation potentially a game show pilot.
Speaker 4: So we just we just tried this idea. Okay, yes, uh,
Speaker 4: not my idea. I've just been brought in to be
Speaker 4: the potential host of this thing. You're hired, Yeah, the
Speaker 4: high talent. So we played some I don't know what
Speaker 4: the rules are on discussing shows and development. But we
Speaker 4: it involved hidden camera footage and guessing and banter, right,
Speaker 4: and it seemed to work.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It has all the elements of successful things these days,
Speaker 1: like at Midnight and the cash Point zero. I think
Speaker 1: I'm buying together.
Speaker 4: And just before that, I saw some vaginas, did you.
Speaker 5: I did see some vaginas a strip joint.
Speaker 4: No, I did Whole Foods. It was kind of Whole Foods.
Speaker 4: So I did a radio the Internet radio show hosted
Speaker 4: and run by Ginger Lynn.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do you remember her Henry Porno Star.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I assumed.
Speaker 4: Hall of Fame Plono star. They have, they totally do.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: It's one of the industries where the older you get,
Speaker 7: the less desirable.
Speaker 5: I think you get.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's but then I think you sort of
Speaker 4: get into legend status where she's like the Don Rickles.
Speaker 4: Although it wasn't her vagina I saw, it was really
Speaker 4: still funny he is, but I want to see it.
Speaker 4: Don w Reckles played near La recently and some friends
Speaker 4: of mine went, and I found out too late. I
Speaker 4: would have gone. I would love to see him.
Speaker 5: Life.
Speaker 7: Be careful not to switch from Vaginas to Don Rickles
Speaker 7: because that don't lose every follower that we have. But
Speaker 7: I just want to say I had the opportunity to
Speaker 7: see Frank Sinadra twenty years ago, and I was like,
Speaker 7: I don't think so, I think I'm gonna go.
Speaker 5: I think I went to a Neil Diamond tribute instead.
Speaker 5: We were in Vegas. Oh it's that funny looking back,
Speaker 5: I probably should have seen Sinatra, right, since I just.
Speaker 4: I just did exactly that with a Python show. I
Speaker 4: had the opportunity to go to the Monty Python Reunion
Speaker 4: show and then some stuff came up and I just
Speaker 4: dropped the ball on it. I just didn't go.
Speaker 7: Please tell me there was something dumb that you did
Speaker 7: that way twenty years from now you can be like,
Speaker 7: I did not the Neil Diamond tribute whatever the current equivalent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just I can't think even like what a
Speaker 4: tribute to a lesser steat show would be.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: Like a tribute to SNL season four? Which season was
Speaker 4: it that.
Speaker 5: We first few?
Speaker 1: You can't do that on television, yeah, yeah, the grown
Speaker 1: up here.
Speaker 5: Any tribute to a sketch show.
Speaker 4: There are in Britain there are I'm gonna say like
Speaker 4: five or six tribute tacks to well known comedians.
Speaker 5: Interesting, we don't have that, but I could see.
Speaker 4: If there's if they're good. I've never seen any of
Speaker 4: the footage of any of them, but there's at least
Speaker 4: one Billy Connolly, there might be two U.
Speaker 1: And Billy Connolly's still around for God's sake.
Speaker 4: Oh absolutely, But then again, the Rolling Stones are still around,
Speaker 4: then you can go see Rolling Stones tribute tax Yeah.
Speaker 1: I t so often for some reason, with comedy, it
Speaker 1: really bothers me when someone is doing an impression of
Speaker 1: a comedian that's still alive, Like if someone was doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because there wasn't the Ice Father versions like you
Speaker 4: never like, I'd never be in the middle of my
Speaker 4: set doing my material and then just go, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do something a little bit different for you now.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna do a joke by someone I'm a.
Speaker 7: That's a good against Does that not work because it
Speaker 7: should on paper, it should work if music, if musicians
Speaker 7: can do it and everybody enjoys the material, and they
Speaker 7: do it well and have their own different slant on it,
Speaker 7: we enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it covers with music is just a thing, and
Speaker 1: with with stand up. It's more idea based and more sacred.
Speaker 1: So you just I would be against someone doing someone
Speaker 1: else's jokes. I mean, Ron Shock, God bless his soul,
Speaker 1: used to do some Bill Hicks stuff on stage, and
Speaker 1: I know that he used to hang out with him
Speaker 1: and everything.
Speaker 4: But did did he announce it as Bill Hicks?
Speaker 1: Not really, It was just it's kind of a tribute
Speaker 1: in his head, like, hey, I used to hang out
Speaker 1: with him. I started with him in Texas. Here's some
Speaker 1: of his bits with my little twist to them. There
Speaker 1: wasn't enough of a twist to make it his and
Speaker 1: I noticed that, but I forgave him because you know,
Speaker 1: he's an older guy.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna express my naivete here.
Speaker 7: But who is the comedian who does a bit?
Speaker 5: Or maybe they did a tweet?
Speaker 7: But it was great and it's perfectly on topic where
Speaker 7: he said.
Speaker 5: I read all my own material.
Speaker 7: Everything I say is original, and if you don't agree,
Speaker 7: you can kiss my black ass.
Speaker 4: Stuart Francis.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a white guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a She even.
Speaker 5: Started by saying he's a white guy. Otherwise the joke
Speaker 5: makes no sense.
Speaker 4: Otherwise it's just a black guy being angry.
Speaker 5: It's a complete non story, a non sequitor. It just
Speaker 5: interrupts an interesting con Otherwise, it's a joke.
Speaker 4: The reason he wrote that joke, though, is he caught
Speaker 4: a black comic stealing his material.
Speaker 5: That's funny. See, that's even better.
Speaker 4: He's a Canadian comic, but he was based He's based
Speaker 4: in the UK for a large amount of the time,
Speaker 4: and he was in He's the one liner guy, right,
Speaker 4: great one liner writer, and he was in Scotland. I
Speaker 4: can't remember why he was that. He was doing some
Speaker 4: other show or for whatever reason, he popped into this
Speaker 4: comedy club, was at the back of the room and
Speaker 4: saw someone do his material. He told me about this
Speaker 4: year several years later, when we worked together.
Speaker 1: It's very rare that a comic. It happens all the time.
Speaker 1: So yeah, to actually catch them, that's like the waste.
Speaker 4: The way Stewart tells it, he went into the green
Speaker 4: room afterwards and the guy went, oh, Stuart, I didn't
Speaker 4: know you were here, And he said evidently.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's great, that's great.
Speaker 5: One word.
Speaker 1: So the guy clearly knew that he was doing his material.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah, oh that's so great. It
Speaker 1: would feel so good. Like any time I've been robbed
Speaker 1: or my car has been you know, broken into, I
Speaker 1: always think of how satisfying it would be to just
Speaker 1: casually catch that person, like as they're in your car.
Speaker 4: If it was something like that, though I don't know, I.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't and just say, evidently.
Speaker 4: That doesn't working that you need him to say that.
Speaker 5: I just would love my stuff. I would love to
Speaker 5: add that one word that just gets everybody.
Speaker 4: You know, Henry, that work doesn't work if he hasn't
Speaker 4: done that.
Speaker 1: Evidently Henry knows.
Speaker 5: Have you ever had that?
Speaker 7: I had that, Uh, when I was telling that story
Speaker 7: where you're you're in the middle of telling the joke
Speaker 7: and you realize you've forgot an important part, and you
Speaker 7: have that choice of do I finish it or do
Speaker 7: I stop and say, wait, hold on, let me go
Speaker 7: back and give you an important premise. I went with
Speaker 7: just finish it and then go backwards.
Speaker 5: It was awkward.
Speaker 4: I'll just finish it and just sight with confidences.
Speaker 7: Well, it's like my friend's mom was trying to tell me,
Speaker 7: there's an old joke about Michael Jackson. Why did Michael
Speaker 7: Jackson shop at kmart? Because little kid's underwear was half off, right, right,
Speaker 7: So she was trying to tell me the joke that
Speaker 7: I already knew. But she said it's because little kids
Speaker 7: underwear was half price. Oh, and I'm like, she thinks
Speaker 7: the joke is that just that he likes to buy
Speaker 7: little kids underwear.
Speaker 5: And he wants it for cheaper.
Speaker 7: But he's extremely wealthy. He could definitely afford him.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so it's wrong on so many other levels.
Speaker 4: That's the thing about Michael Jackson. He enjoys smooth on
Speaker 4: a bucket.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what she thought was funny about it.
Speaker 1: But a pedophile he is. He guilty of finding good
Speaker 1: deals in a case of like huffing undergarments if.
Speaker 7: You were a niece that he was buying underwear for.
Speaker 7: And he's kind of a cheap skid even he has.
Speaker 1: All that money, yeah, exactly, and he just likes bunk beds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm we're taking Matt Kursh into the airport
Speaker 1: l A X. Are you feeling okay about the time?
Speaker 4: It is a tight Oh no, no, we golden.
Speaker 5: I have ways w a Z where we can. No.
Speaker 4: I think we're fine. I mean, this road just goes
Speaker 4: straight to the apple a.
Speaker 5: Sponsor, but I am almost out of battery.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, experience, Well you could say that. I wish
Speaker 1: you would keep saying it mine, uh mine, if you
Speaker 1: hold my hand here momentarily. Actually, that doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be part of it. I'm holding the recharger. It's sitting
Speaker 1: there in the console, Henry, I'm talking to you. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can plug in your phone.
Speaker 5: Oh no, but I have a difference.
Speaker 1: Nuts. Well, I'll just put it where I found it.
Speaker 1: I'm uh loosely nuzzled in my crotch area, not connected
Speaker 1: to anything where you going mad? We're checking it.
Speaker 4: I am going to Atlanta.
Speaker 1: Why did I think you were going to London? Is
Speaker 1: it because I'm racist?
Speaker 4: You might have thought that because I'm going to London.
Speaker 1: Next week and we had kind of loosely scheduled that, yes, okay.
Speaker 4: And you might have also thought that because I'm from London,
Speaker 4: right exactly. So that's an air lace that I often
Speaker 4: go to.
Speaker 1: What is the when you say Britain? Yeah, how is
Speaker 1: that different from United Kingdom?
Speaker 4: Okay, here's the deal?
Speaker 1: Okay? So or the UK?
Speaker 4: Yeah so?
Speaker 1: Or great Britain?
Speaker 4: What's so great Britain is? Yes, England Scotland for the moment,
Speaker 4: or they're about they're about to have a vote that.
Speaker 1: Might change that Scotland for the moment.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, so Great Britain is England, Scotland and Wales.
Speaker 4: And then when you add Northern Ireland in as well,
Speaker 4: it's the United Kingdom. So it's in Ireland then, uh yeah,
Speaker 4: once it once they added the Northern Ireland bit, it
Speaker 4: becomes the United Kingdom. And I only really knew that
Speaker 4: for sure because my pastport says on it the United
Speaker 4: Kingdom of Great it's in the Northern Island. Oh, that's
Speaker 4: the that's the math's equation, that's how you work that out.
Speaker 4: And then the British Isles is just the land mass,
Speaker 4: the whole collection of isles. Sure, so the British Isles
Speaker 4: would include the country of Ireland, the Republic of Islands,
Speaker 4: which is a separate country completely in its own right,
Speaker 4: Like it's as separate illegally as Britain is.
Speaker 1: Do I sound dumb for not knowing this or it sounds.
Speaker 4: Like we asked this question many times, moting obvious questions.
Speaker 5: So what about Southern Ireland? Do you just call that Ireland?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: So that's the Republican of the Republic of Ireland everything
Speaker 4: below that border, because that's sound.
Speaker 5: The tour bus to Ireland from England.
Speaker 1: Henry, you do a lot of those tour buses, don't you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: old people.
Speaker 5: I'm kidding because I don't think you can do that.
Speaker 5: But okay, now, what about there's a lot of people
Speaker 5: that get offended when you say you were in England
Speaker 5: or are you English? People that are English? That's just England.
Speaker 5: Is that Wills also or no?
Speaker 4: No, So if you called a Welsh person or a
Speaker 4: Scottish person.
Speaker 1: English, you might as well spit in their faith.
Speaker 4: They get upset. You're gonna get enough, kind of in
Speaker 4: the way Canadians get when you call them American, do
Speaker 4: people with But with the addide, anybody ever was called
Speaker 4: Canadians American, right, not without knowing the Canadians, but like.
Speaker 5: Oh I see, just just by judge.
Speaker 4: American from I'm from Canada.
Speaker 5: Oh I understand that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was thinking that if you knew somebody was
Speaker 7: Canadian and you called him American, but that would be absurd.
Speaker 4: Well, I think that does happen as well. I bet
Speaker 4: that happens outside of the US and Canada.
Speaker 1: Yeah, outside of the Americas. Yeah.
Speaker 7: John Dorr told me that when he was at a
Speaker 7: bar Canadian in the UK somewhere. I don't know how,
Speaker 7: but somehow she determined that he was Canadian, and then
Speaker 7: she said, I'm glad you're Canadian because I hate Americans.
Speaker 5: And it bothered him so.
Speaker 7: Much that he actually said, uh, oh, I'm American. Like
Speaker 7: he actually just wanted to be American, just to just
Speaker 7: to be, you know, because yeah, no, he just is
Speaker 7: against bigotry of any sort. So he just thought, you know,
Speaker 7: fuck you. But I feel like Chris, I think you
Speaker 7: would do the same thing for some reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Canada.
Speaker 5: I'd be like, who do you not like?
Speaker 1: Because I'll be that Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: I guess I want to be the.
Speaker 1: Person that you don't you know, you know me, Henry,
Speaker 1: I I love all parts of the globe and the
Speaker 1: people from it.
Speaker 5: Oh, I guess I don't know you.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Yeah, no, no, no, I do too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: me too, Matt. You're the same, right, so, I except
Speaker 1: I don't really like Russia to make it where you.
Speaker 7: Lived on Santa Monica Boulevard and curse, right, and you
Speaker 7: used to tell great stories about how you the grumpy people.
Speaker 1: Yes, trying my best to befriend elderly grumpy uh Russian women,
Speaker 1: trying my best. Can I grab your grocery? Can't? And
Speaker 1: to be fair, I was actually grabbing their groceries.
Speaker 5: You need to ask, yeah.
Speaker 4: And you don't, yeah, because it does just literally you
Speaker 4: shouldn't run after and you're like, I was just helping
Speaker 4: you get your groceries where they needed to be quicker.
Speaker 1: Henry, do you know what I wish you?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 1: You had one job other than co hosting. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it was to help navigate.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, go to latsi Hara.
Speaker 1: Oh, lotsi Hara.
Speaker 5: Where is the end of this starch? You'll see it.
Speaker 1: Just keep going.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're actually not very far at all. No, No,
Speaker 7: there're certainly by nine.
Speaker 4: If you're not nervous about your My flight is at
Speaker 4: nine thirty.
Speaker 5: I'm not nervous about his flighting.
Speaker 4: But I'm no nervous. Okay, my flight's in nine thirty.
Speaker 4: Is currently eight thirty five a seeming.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're about ten minutes away.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm where.
Speaker 5: I already have your boarding past, I've.
Speaker 4: Already checked in. I'm only taking carry on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's uh, and it's a good time to apply
Speaker 5: everything's in our face.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be funny to have a carry on,
Speaker 1: but it's just a honeybag tam uncovered.
Speaker 4: And then just be very adamant that it is fully
Speaker 4: within the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can check that. Keep offering that you can
Speaker 1: check it. Oh is this Lati Hara? No, Nah, that's
Speaker 1: a fair view. I often take that. I'm incorrect.
Speaker 5: That is not what we're.
Speaker 4: Gonna do with Here we go, but I think it's
Speaker 4: fairly well signposted.
Speaker 1: So you're going to Atlanta, explain that you're You've been
Speaker 1: very secretive mad about your dealings in Atlanta.
Speaker 4: There's nothing particularly secret. It's mostly a social visit.
Speaker 5: But I'm fitting in a cake.
Speaker 1: Oh sweet, are you gonna do the old laughing School.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I'm gonna do. And I've never kicked
Speaker 4: that before.
Speaker 1: Well I have, and then the guy won't have me back.
Speaker 1: He says I'm not a big enough name. And then
Speaker 1: I look at the schedule and there's a lot of
Speaker 1: just my peers on.
Speaker 4: I've told to Henry about this before. I wonder whether
Speaker 4: I did the Funny Farm, which is the previous.
Speaker 1: In the roof. You blew the roof off that place.
Speaker 5: Now, I did the improv last year that the tornado
Speaker 5: came in.
Speaker 1: The tornado. Henry was going to do the club there
Speaker 1: and the tornado actually ripped them.
Speaker 5: While I was out there in the front and it
Speaker 5: just rip out the Auntie. But yeah, that was terrible.
Speaker 7: But you know, I would have liked to have done
Speaker 7: the lapping Skull because it's got more of a hip thing.
Speaker 5: The improv, I think pays more.
Speaker 1: Well, he sent me a message that said, hey, I'd
Speaker 1: love to just pay nine hundred bucks to every one
Speaker 1: of my friends that's cool to hang out with, but
Speaker 1: I can't afford that. And I was like, oh, well
Speaker 1: we're in agreement because I can't go anywhere for nine
Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: You're already undercutting.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he did like it, and so now my
Speaker 1: goal is to just find the closest place and just
Speaker 1: sell out a theater. But I think Matt, you're gonna
Speaker 1: do great there, and he loves you, and I think
Speaker 1: that you guys should maintain a solid Well, here's the.
Speaker 4: Thing I gig for him when it was the Funny
Speaker 4: Farm and then there was an old there was a
Speaker 4: business the old with thing where there was a confusion
Speaker 4: about the money uh huh, which is not a nice
Speaker 4: you know, and you're like, you thought it was mono, man,
Speaker 4: he thought it was another round and anyway, Oh, I
Speaker 4: wonder whether that was a little Burning Bridges moment or
Speaker 4: whether or whether he didn't even remember that and he
Speaker 4: just didn't want to put me back right. But he's
Speaker 4: definitely I've approached him and got little in the way
Speaker 4: of replay, and he's not going to be there to
Speaker 4: talk to tomorrow because he is in Montreal.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I was doing my week there, he was not around,
Speaker 1: and I like him.
Speaker 5: I got along with him really well. I've just never
Speaker 5: been back and it's like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we got on great. I did two
Speaker 4: weekends for him. It was the first place I ever
Speaker 4: headline in America, the Funny Farm, the first when I
Speaker 4: was fresh off last last coming standing, and it was
Speaker 4: really enjoyable. That's where I learned how to headline, I
Speaker 4: guess yea, And it was we.
Speaker 5: Were an odd era now and I think I'm starting
Speaker 5: to learn this.
Speaker 7: It's like you can be famous. Anybody who's seen my
Speaker 7: movie thinks that I'm famous, and everybody else has no idea.
Speaker 7: So I'm just saying, like, you can be famous to
Speaker 7: just a small subset of people, right, So you might
Speaker 7: not be famous to him, but you could be way
Speaker 7: more famous than the people that he's booking. But they're
Speaker 7: famous to him because he listens to a certain podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's funny that a lot of well known
Speaker 1: comics are not famous to comedy clubs because they don't
Speaker 1: know where to look anymore.
Speaker 4: Well, here's an example. I was helping with set this
Speaker 4: the UK version of the TV show and you were
Speaker 4: looking at the guy who has no lights on.
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm just by the way one and a
Speaker 5: half miles. Then you make a left up.
Speaker 4: And one of the people we were suggesting to the
Speaker 4: UK now I'm looking at the guy with no headlights on.
Speaker 4: When we were looking at we were talking to the
Speaker 4: UK production company people and one of the names we
Speaker 4: brought up to try and uh pitch to them was
Speaker 4: Russell Peters and trying to explain to them that he
Speaker 4: is the most famous comedian in the world. I know
Speaker 4: you haven't heard of him, but he is the most
Speaker 4: famous comedian in the world. That's possible in da funny,
Speaker 4: which is probably true. If you think about the number
Speaker 4: of fans he has across everywhere in Asia, plus all
Speaker 4: the fans in the UK and US and Canada are
Speaker 4: and wherever.
Speaker 7: I remember being up owner in la and it was
Speaker 7: at this bar, the Coronet, and he didn't want I was.
Speaker 5: About to say, hey, you know that's Russell Peters.
Speaker 7: You know he's in comic and a couple of years
Speaker 7: ago whatever, but this.
Speaker 5: Guy was like, he didn't seem interested in meeting him.
Speaker 5: And then when when Russell Peters was there with a
Speaker 5: bunch of.
Speaker 7: People and then he left, and then this guy said, well,
Speaker 7: I don't like meeting comics because then the next thing,
Speaker 7: you know, they asked me how they can get in
Speaker 7: my club. And I'm like, at this time he was
Speaker 7: doing what several thousand seat theaters.
Speaker 5: He's not trying to get into your dumb club.
Speaker 7: And you know whatever, Missouri wherever we were.
Speaker 4: Funny, it's just you know, yeah, they have no idea,
Speaker 4: Like he sold out the O two Arena for two
Speaker 4: nights in the UK on the back of pretty much
Speaker 4: a tweet. It's just like they did no publicity. How
Speaker 4: did no one knows?
Speaker 1: I kind of it's a mystery to me.
Speaker 4: Social media and YouTube.
Speaker 5: He had these YouTube special.
Speaker 4: Here's what here's what I heard happened, and I haven't
Speaker 4: had it backed up, but it's I think it's it's
Speaker 4: not particularly defametory, so I don't think it's libelous if
Speaker 4: it's slightly inaccurate. But my understanding is his brother, who
Speaker 4: I think manages him or certainly helps out with stuff,
Speaker 4: is it is a like a marketing guru. And they
Speaker 4: took his Comedy Now special or whatever Canada's version is
Speaker 4: of a Comedy Central special, divided it into chunks, put
Speaker 4: it on YouTube, and then got students to actually go
Speaker 4: on to all of the different Asian community message boards
Speaker 4: and chat rooms and everything and just spread the word
Speaker 4: about this guy and these clips and linked to it.
Speaker 4: And he went and then and that started to build
Speaker 4: up its own momentumous people watched and they liked it
Speaker 4: and its steamrolls and it.
Speaker 7: And if there anybody who thinks that snowball marketing, I
Speaker 7: just want to point out that that would not work nowadays.
Speaker 7: If it was no, if it was crap, if they
Speaker 7: didn't like it, they wouldn't share it. But we just
Speaker 7: had a combination of both.
Speaker 4: Yeah, something about his something about what he was doing,
Speaker 4: like they got it out there, and something about what
Speaker 4: he was doing struck a chord with that, particularly with
Speaker 4: that community and initially with the Indian community, and then
Speaker 4: it just spread to other communities.
Speaker 5: So I think it's coming up.
Speaker 1: Are we so?
Speaker 5: Are we discussing still straight?
Speaker 1: Are we discussing? Yeah? Are we discussing something that we
Speaker 1: all know we should be doing then and we're just not.
Speaker 5: Well, we should at least be getting the word out
Speaker 5: to people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't do that neither.
Speaker 4: It's amazing when people are really good at that kind
Speaker 4: of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish I was good at that thing.
Speaker 7: Well in that case, like the in the case we're
Speaker 7: talking about the comedian, isn't the guy who's good at it?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 7: So, And there's often situation like uh, I think a
Speaker 7: lot of credit to weird Al's success should also go
Speaker 7: to his manager that I met years ago and was
Speaker 7: a fascinating guy to just talk to for a second.
Speaker 7: He I can't remember his name, but uh, I want
Speaker 7: to say Jay, but he's he's a genius and he's
Speaker 7: just he was able to figure out how to do
Speaker 7: a lot of things that people don't.
Speaker 1: Would you say that Jay stands for genius or would
Speaker 1: you not say that, yeah, Jay is a genius. I
Speaker 1: guess you wouldn't.
Speaker 7: Unfortunately, he's way too successful to be listening to me
Speaker 7: right now, so or maybe he does.
Speaker 5: I don't know that.
Speaker 1: Part of the people don't listen to anything. YEA, certainly
Speaker 1: not podcast.
Speaker 5: He's probably listening to like uh npr uh. Yeah. So
Speaker 5: if you're right, well, now you know where you are?
Speaker 1: Yeah, now I know. Now it's very clear. I like
Speaker 1: what this guy's doing. He's just walking away from his flight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you ever want to do that? Just just like
Speaker 1: I've had it, Just pull a falling down and be like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't care about taxis.
Speaker 4: Just gonna point in one direction and keep them all.
Speaker 1: I'm walking away from the airport. That's always a sad.
Speaker 5: For those listening. We saw a guy walking away from
Speaker 5: the airport, and yeah, he was.
Speaker 4: Doing the double rucksack as well. He was doing the
Speaker 4: he was doing the backpack in the front pack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's like he was he was David Banner,
Speaker 1: but going from town to town really looked a bit
Speaker 1: like that. You don't want to see me angry. I
Speaker 1: say this in every town I visit, and then I
Speaker 1: become a monster, and then I have to know to
Speaker 1: the next town.
Speaker 4: If someone said to you, you don't like, don't make
Speaker 4: me angry, that's such a dick move. I think I'd
Speaker 4: stop whining that guy up.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, I really don't think.
Speaker 5: What was the fridge you used?
Speaker 4: If they went, don't make me angry, you would start
Speaker 4: I'd stop whinting the guy up. I think dickish thing
Speaker 4: to say.
Speaker 5: So the US, I'd always to be whining like you're
Speaker 5: whining and dining like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd get him drunk if I could say, you
Speaker 1: want to fight or get him drunk.
Speaker 5: And yeah, don't make me angry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's a question. It is forty five minutes to
Speaker 4: my flight. Yes, I left my kindle on a British
Speaker 4: Airways flight last week and it's currently in the British
Speaker 4: always lost and found.
Speaker 1: Do you want to try and do that? Do you reckon?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to work.
Speaker 7: Out, Uh, you know, I what do you think? It
Speaker 7: looks like we have a parking lot of cars in
Speaker 7: front of us?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: How close is your termin which Tumbel is really not
Speaker 7: worried because it's if your flight leaves at nine thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do it on the way back.
Speaker 4: I will get it on the.
Speaker 1: I do like adventure, like especially and what you're saying.
Speaker 4: It's very which terminal area whatever, US eras. I don't
Speaker 4: normally fly US, so I'm not sure what number.
Speaker 1: We'll figure it out.
Speaker 4: Secure.
Speaker 1: You go get that candle just yet.
Speaker 4: That is you're correct. Thank you for talking me out
Speaker 4: of my foolishness.
Speaker 5: This is gonna have at.
Speaker 4: Least it's gonna add at least.
Speaker 1: I had to mull it over. I was like, that's
Speaker 1: not a half bad idea, and then I looked at
Speaker 1: the time. If we are terrible, they don't do that.
Speaker 1: Come on terrible. I don't care if you have a
Speaker 1: commercial driver's license, you guys. It's at lats that I
Speaker 1: become very aggressive.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is the worst I've traveled a lot for
Speaker 4: US airways. I'm keeping a look out for I always
Speaker 4: looking on the left because they go the slip ros.
Speaker 5: I think for the people listening, this is getting stressful.
Speaker 5: Word I feel like it looks like a Judas Priest
Speaker 5: comes it does?
Speaker 1: It really looks like that movie Heavy Metal parking lot
Speaker 1: which for the first time recent isn't it a terrific thing?
Speaker 4: Fun?
Speaker 1: I really like the the the am I gonna say
Speaker 1: the just over and over and over?
Speaker 5: You did right? Well?
Speaker 1: I like the insane clown posse version's called the US Airways.
Speaker 1: The US Airways colon the Juggle Party. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the gathering of the Juggler.
Speaker 5: They should do Judas Priest parking Lot twenty fourteen. Have
Speaker 5: you ever seen how many people?
Speaker 1: Now I just heard you all go there? It is
Speaker 1: US Airways, No, it's I saw.
Speaker 5: I saw the listening for it.
Speaker 4: You ever seen Judas Priest life?
Speaker 5: Uh? No, I haven't. They were one of the ones
Speaker 5: I missed, and I was really bummed out about it.
Speaker 4: I've heard they put on a ridiculous show.
Speaker 7: Well, I've seen their live concerts televised and they were amazing.
Speaker 7: There was electric guy, that's just unbelievable, lasers. They had
Speaker 7: stacks of Marshal amps that apparently were all props. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 7: it's like all you really need is one amp.
Speaker 5: It doesn't get loud terrific.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. What is it they visual?
Speaker 4: Yeah, just just gives the gives the type, the kind
Speaker 4: of tone right now. Yeah, and it usually.
Speaker 5: Miked and there's a guy mixing it.
Speaker 7: But they they had wallpaper of Marshal stacks just to
Speaker 7: look like they were the loudest ones. But it was
Speaker 7: all visual. They were empty catalis. Yeah, and it was
Speaker 7: great advertising for.
Speaker 1: Marshall, which of course that was their intention. Judas Priests
Speaker 1: is a big fan of Marshall Amps. I don't know.
Speaker 7: I don't know much about acoustics, and I wonder if
Speaker 7: twenty Marshall Amps at ten is louder than one.
Speaker 1: I don't know much about. Everything I know about acoustics
Speaker 1: I learned about by rendergarding, this podcast and a little
Speaker 1: bit in kindergarten. Look, they're happy to be home. You're
Speaker 1: no son of mine. Shit. I could see him saying that,
Speaker 1: but he wasn't.
Speaker 4: You can you could take a slip?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I wonder if you just got off, you'd probably beat us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon, we just just start edging Ford. I'm
Speaker 4: doing it. This is what they call a dick move. No,
Speaker 4: because you're about to pack up on three. Just that
Speaker 4: so I think that.
Speaker 1: Much about right? Well, I'd like to monitor at sir level.
Speaker 1: I'm being a dick. I am going to be a dick.
Speaker 4: Do all your podcasts end in frustration or begin in
Speaker 4: frustration usually way they're coming Because the Lax is the
Speaker 4: worst foot in the world.
Speaker 5: I would think that there's a whole different energy on
Speaker 5: the way back.
Speaker 1: Every every time I come to Lax, I'm filled with rage.
Speaker 1: Every time I leave it, I get PROGRESI here we go,
Speaker 1: I have blue leap godha has a nice sweater. You
Speaker 1: have leaping into the street.
Speaker 4: I should probably go straight to security.
Speaker 5: Then, right, I would say, at this point you're doing.
Speaker 4: I'd say that's definitely the right thing to do. Yes,
Speaker 4: in which case, gentlemen, is it being a pleasure? Thank
Speaker 4: you so much for that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 1: I want out of the time in Atlanta, and I.
Speaker 5: Wish we could have talked more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Henry, would you do me the honor of
Speaker 1: when Matt gets out, will you become the guests? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do that. So I didn't care who I
Speaker 5: was talking.
Speaker 1: Matt, I'm releasing you from your duties of being against
Speaker 1: so much. I'm gonna stuff and to Henry, I will
Speaker 1: put it in my crown.
Speaker 4: Chair like probably science my podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh of course, Hey, do you have.
Speaker 4: Any probably science and find me on Twitter at my cushion.
Speaker 4: But probably Science is.
Speaker 1: The podcast perfect? Probably Science hopefully a podcast I will
Speaker 1: do soon. Right now, Henry and Matt are switching. Sorry,
Speaker 1: they are switching seats, and I'm alone for the time being. Boy,
Speaker 1: a lot of people going to and fro wishing each
Speaker 1: other bon voyage. I can tell by watching most of
Speaker 1: them they're not that comfortable with their emotions, you know,
Speaker 1: expressing love. Those guys should have hugged, but they work together. Oh, Henry, hello,
Speaker 1: if you don't mind talking into this microphone.
Speaker 5: We almost did hug. He went in for the hug.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I cut him off because I didn't
Speaker 5: know we were doing seed.
Speaker 1: I mean that was lunacy. Do you remember him saying, I,
Speaker 1: of course, you remember going to grab the kindle that
Speaker 1: we would have had to go to international travel.
Speaker 5: He is a low stress guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's really relaxed.
Speaker 7: I'm about to have a heart attack and I don't
Speaker 7: even need to be anywhere till August.
Speaker 5: Second.
Speaker 1: Well, that's good because that gives you more time to
Speaker 1: recover for your heart attack.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I need to be at the uh these
Speaker 7: people at the Belveder room for my two shows Saturday
Speaker 7: Night August second. Oh yeah, well the usually Henry we
Speaker 7: plug the Oh I'm sorry, No, I just came it
Speaker 7: sort of naturally came up in conversations.
Speaker 1: Really, you brought it kind.
Speaker 5: Of like it was organic.
Speaker 1: It's just sort of like, hey, conversationally that would lend
Speaker 1: itself to us both talking about you were just kind
Speaker 1: of did you did your credits? It sort of jumped
Speaker 1: into speaking at credits. Yeah, last night you were on
Speaker 1: Drunk History.
Speaker 7: That's right, I'm still hungover. Even though I tapped it
Speaker 7: nine months ago.
Speaker 1: You were cartoonishly drunk, yes, and very but so funny.
Speaker 1: I've got.
Speaker 7: I've had some odd comments all the way from people
Speaker 7: complimenting me because they said that they liked. In the
Speaker 7: earlier ones, people were more legitimately drunk, but once they
Speaker 7: went on Comedy Central.
Speaker 5: There's a couple of things that happened.
Speaker 7: That the stakes were hired, there's some legal things involved, whatever,
Speaker 7: so and then also you get some celebrities that don't
Speaker 7: necessarily want to be drunk, which defeats But.
Speaker 1: You went into it with some concerns, weren't you.
Speaker 7: But I'm a fan of the show anyway, But I
Speaker 7: was like, no, I'm going to be very drunk. I
Speaker 7: was definitely a little nervous because you're you're you're out
Speaker 7: of control, you know, you're just like whatever. And but
Speaker 7: I was like, we're doing this, and so your story
Speaker 7: was very fun. But I also had people saying. I
Speaker 7: had one person I'm not going to say who it was, Uh,
Speaker 7: a lady who said, you know, just because it's called
Speaker 7: drunk history, doesn't mean you have to get drunk.
Speaker 1: Wow? Is she wrong?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly what I thought.
Speaker 1: Does that mean you also don't have to talk about history? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that you're making up the rules? Who is this?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not gonna but I'll say it was a
Speaker 7: really rude It's somebody.
Speaker 5: There's always people trying to peep on your poop hoole.
Speaker 1: Who's well, that's unsanitary and painful.
Speaker 5: Well we were ex exes.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, no, all right, who was? Now you have
Speaker 1: to tell me afterwards. Tune into the next episode where
Speaker 1: I reveal who said that about Henry's drunk history. He
Speaker 1: won't let me do it right now.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I've had a lot of fun things. Well.
Speaker 7: Doug stand Hope just tweeted today that he was as
Speaker 7: drunk as Henry Phillips on drunk History watching Henry Phillips
Speaker 7: with Henry Phillips because his dog's name is Henry Phillips.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so his was like a riddle that even
Speaker 1: now I don't know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's great and nobody understood it except for
Speaker 7: people that know Doug well enough to know that that's
Speaker 7: his dog.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I forgot that.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have I met that dog when I was out there?
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure you did. Yeah, there's two dogs.
Speaker 1: I remember a lot of dogs. I remember going out
Speaker 1: to Stan Hopes in the middle of nowhere and.
Speaker 5: Oh, I know they had Henry Phillips taking up.
Speaker 1: A large desert frog and holding it and him leaping
Speaker 1: out of my Incidentally, before that, we drank some mushroom tea.
Speaker 1: That's something that you didn't You didn't have mushroom talking.
Speaker 5: No, no, I did.
Speaker 7: I think that he's gotten so used to sing Henry
Speaker 7: Phillips as the dog as normally happens that there.
Speaker 5: It is funny. There's a lot of cofusion.
Speaker 7: As a matter of fact, he was on Stern not
Speaker 7: too long ago, and Bingo said Henry Phillips, and I
Speaker 7: think she was talking about the dog, and then he
Speaker 7: started talking about me, and it was confusing.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny, and she didn't put two and two together.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's the human also that we named our
Speaker 1: dog as well.
Speaker 7: No, I understand that though, because after years of like,
Speaker 7: they don't see me, they see me once a year
Speaker 7: or whatever.
Speaker 1: They don't feed you and whole yarn that you've swallowed
Speaker 1: from your ass only when I'm there graphic example, But
Speaker 1: they do do that when you're.
Speaker 5: There, when I'm there, Yeah, but that's once a year.
Speaker 1: Are you still eating out of their bathroom garbage a.
Speaker 5: Lot at the Super Bowl parties?
Speaker 1: Did I ever tell you, Henry about the time I
Speaker 1: lived in my dad's basement and I would occasionally bring
Speaker 1: girls there, which is already weird when you're college aged.
Speaker 1: But it was cheap to live in my dad's basement.
Speaker 1: And one time, you know, I would throw away condoms
Speaker 1: when I would get used to use condoms back then,
Speaker 1: and I don't use the name more. That was a
Speaker 1: joke anyway. The dog, they had a dog that went obviously,
Speaker 1: this shitty dog would always eat out of my trash,
Speaker 1: like clean it. I blow my nose or my grandma
Speaker 1: was over one morning. We were all having breakfast and
Speaker 1: the dog came up and one of my condoms was
Speaker 1: hanging from the dog's ass and she, oh God, and
Speaker 1: I saw it and I was like, oh, come here,
Speaker 1: or Sammy or whatever. The dog's name was Shasta, and
Speaker 1: my grandma she's like, oh, excuse me, there's something hanging
Speaker 1: and she pulled the condom out of the dogs and
Speaker 1: held it up, and yeah, it was awful. It was
Speaker 1: a thing that happened, and I just oh, everyone knew
Speaker 1: what it was. She knew what it was once she
Speaker 1: grabbed it.
Speaker 5: But now she she has to commit at this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well she had to go oh yeah, and I
Speaker 1: had to come up with some I'll have to commit.
Speaker 1: I think I came up with the excuse that the
Speaker 1: dog was drug mule and that maybe he was smuggling heroin.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Yeah, that was the that's the only
Speaker 1: way you're going.
Speaker 5: That's a great yeah.
Speaker 7: And it's like, well, it's a good thing it didn't
Speaker 7: burst inside of him like happens to so many.
Speaker 1: So back to drunk history, when yeah, when you were
Speaker 1: did you they assign you a story? Did they say it?
Speaker 5: They give you.
Speaker 7: About seven or eight stories, and you pick which one
Speaker 7: that you want to do.
Speaker 5: And I wanted to pick.
Speaker 7: Not only one that had to do with music, but
Speaker 7: also I wanted to pick a stuffy history, an era
Speaker 7: of history that you would study in high School's right,
Speaker 7: that's just that academic kind of boring stuff, because that's
Speaker 7: what's supposed to clash.
Speaker 5: Up against the being drunk part.
Speaker 7: Like it's not I don't know, to me, a drunk
Speaker 7: guy talking about something that happened in the last ten years.
Speaker 5: It's just not.
Speaker 1: You don't have that iron I think something. And maybe
Speaker 1: it's because you to tutor high school kids and you're
Speaker 1: a smart person. Yours had something that I think most
Speaker 1: of them don't have, which isn't easy to follow. You're
Speaker 1: actually giving information in a story. I actually learned real
Speaker 1: things from yours. The comedy comedy came from you falling over.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think that's what they want.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was, but I learned from it, I did.
Speaker 5: But oh yeah, no, I researched it a lot.
Speaker 7: And then they have they have sort of a historical
Speaker 7: expert that works for the show that you you uh,
Speaker 7: you know, do some talk back. Yeah, you were you
Speaker 7: read your your you recite your version of the story
Speaker 7: back to them several times. They want to make sure
Speaker 7: there is no date that is wrong. There no names,
Speaker 7: no dates.
Speaker 5: And that's one of the reasons that I kept on laughing.
Speaker 1: Why did they, Oh yeah, you were giggling.
Speaker 7: I kept on saying mister Beans. And it was supposed
Speaker 7: to be doctor Beans, but I kept on saying mister Beans.
Speaker 7: It's just yeah, just picturing mister Bean just made me
Speaker 7: laugh and I couldn't stop laughing. And so you just
Speaker 7: see me laughing, but you don't really know, except I
Speaker 7: didn't know why you were laughing.
Speaker 5: I thought, well, and also i'm picturing them, okay.
Speaker 7: Then once I started laughing, then I was picturing the
Speaker 7: guy who's acting it out, because of course I know
Speaker 7: the show, so I'm picturing the guy acting it out laughing.
Speaker 7: And then now I'm laughing at that. I'm already laughing
Speaker 7: at loops of things, you.
Speaker 1: Know, And they did do that.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Century Boulevard is what you want. Okay, Oh
Speaker 7: we're going back to the airport, I.
Speaker 1: Think, no, no, I know what I'm doing. Okay, so
Speaker 1: we uh, yeah, that was so great. They had the
Speaker 1: best versions of you cracking up and them making that
Speaker 1: part of the dialogue. I really yeah, you were great Pageant.
Speaker 1: The everyone in your episode was really great. It was
Speaker 1: fucking Trestle that was That was a really good one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a great show. Derek's an awesome dude.
Speaker 7: So there's a there's gonna be I think there's this
Speaker 7: particular route that Ways is telling.
Speaker 5: Us that we should do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't need Well.
Speaker 7: You know, Obama's in town, so it could be an
Speaker 7: hour of waiting needlessly.
Speaker 1: Well, for now, let's go to my place and we'll
Speaker 1: get some leftover fourth toly Beyers. We'll just crack open
Speaker 1: a brew and just be a couple guys. That could
Speaker 1: have been extras on Cheers sitting at the bar. Yeahidently
Speaker 1: Henry's father was on Cheers once Tours of Boston. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this, boy.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 1: It is. I don't know what I was thinking when
Speaker 1: I thought let's have a podcast that ends angrily at lax,
Speaker 1: but that is what I decided to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that's quite all right.
Speaker 1: What do you have coming up, Henry?
Speaker 5: I've got.
Speaker 1: Just emotionally what's coming up for you?
Speaker 7: Just let's see, I know, I'm feeling great. Actually, I'm
Speaker 7: feeling really good lately.
Speaker 1: When are you going to Austin, Texas?
Speaker 5: And that's gonna be the second.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna do a show with Mike McCrae over because
Speaker 7: a room.
Speaker 5: He's terrific. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I was talking to Why wasn't McCrae or James I don't.
Speaker 1: There's so many people that are amazing at impressions, that
Speaker 1: are funny comedians also that should be on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1: And I'm starting to think that it's such a bad
Speaker 1: show now that they just start deciding not to do it. Friends, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is getting ridiculous. Come on, yeah, God, people don't
Speaker 1: know how to merge.
Speaker 7: Yeah uh yeah, No, either of those guys would be great.
Speaker 7: Are there any good impressionists on there now?
Speaker 1: I do not. I could not finger a single.
Speaker 5: Well, I didn't ask you to do that.
Speaker 1: Put one of them in a line up. I would not.
Speaker 1: If someone said, hey, you can finger anyone that is
Speaker 1: on Saturday Night Live right now, I would not be
Speaker 1: fingering anyone because I do not.
Speaker 5: I might have some of them fer.
Speaker 1: Me well, I mean, it's good for your career and
Speaker 1: for your colon I got fingered all the way to
Speaker 1: the top of Hollywood. It's great. That's every time I've
Speaker 1: gone to a proctologist.
Speaker 5: Gee.
Speaker 1: Uh, he stuck his finger in my ass. And then
Speaker 1: and then I finally went into the examining room, and
Speaker 1: I don't know, there were the makings of an old classic.
Speaker 5: No, I like that. What's the name about?
Speaker 7: Uh my buddy Mark Cohen's got so many of the
Speaker 7: damn I can't remember any of them. But well, there's
Speaker 7: the one about the guy who goes in there and
Speaker 7: they're like, okay, sir, we're gonna need a sperm sample
Speaker 7: and a urine sample, and a stool sample, and a
Speaker 7: blood and.
Speaker 5: A blood sin.
Speaker 1: He's a guy's sick, and he's like, well.
Speaker 5: All right, well let me just give you my underwear.
Speaker 5: But you know what, it occurred to me. I don't
Speaker 5: think blood sample was part of the Joe. I think
Speaker 5: I just this guy's got blood on his underwear. That
Speaker 5: doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: We're also gonna need a sample of your grass that
Speaker 1: you have. Yeah, we're gonna need some bacteria. This guy
Speaker 1: just has everything, and we're gonna need a sample of
Speaker 1: the New Spoon album. It's just no one is underwear.
Speaker 5: We're gonna need some samples from some early sixties coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just some drum samples. Yeah, from early.
Speaker 5: Can you give us a drum sample.
Speaker 7: Well, my my friend Evan always had this great story.
Speaker 1: So Ivan. The other day, right before I booked, Henry
Speaker 1: booked as skippies.
Speaker 5: Oh you booked it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna be a voice in a animated peanut situation.
Speaker 5: Dude, you didn't tell me that that is fit.
Speaker 1: It's good, it's good. I mean, I certainly pay off
Speaker 1: this Honda. Get the air conditioning. Fick. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: It's so hot. It's really so anyway. Yeah, so Evan
Speaker 5: years ago.
Speaker 1: Evan, Evan Arnold, Yeah, was formally growing pains.
Speaker 5: So Evan was, and this is in his early days.
Speaker 5: Now he's married with Joseph.
Speaker 1: Story about him saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he does. He had had interactions with the lady.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 7: And a few days later he noticed something that looked
Speaker 7: peculiar in his genital area. Sure and yeah, and so
Speaker 7: he went in there and he was extremely depressed because
Speaker 7: he was just assuming. He's like, oh, I've got one
Speaker 7: of these damn diseases that I'm probably gonna have forever.
Speaker 7: And he went in there and there was this beautiful
Speaker 7: girl behind the counter at the doctor's office and the
Speaker 7: dermatologists or whatever you go to.
Speaker 5: And she was like.
Speaker 7: And and when he's talking to her, she he was like,
Speaker 7: this is the kind of girl I should have been
Speaker 7: with these nasty girls that I'm going.
Speaker 5: No, he just walked into the doctor's office, but he
Speaker 5: just kind.
Speaker 7: Of fell in love with this girl behind the counter
Speaker 7: and started longing for a different choice that he could
Speaker 7: have made with his life whatever I don't know, and
Speaker 7: oh yeah, and.
Speaker 5: I might be embellishing, but anyway, he was depressed.
Speaker 7: But he went back into one of the examining rooms
Speaker 7: and sat there for a while, and he was there
Speaker 7: for a very long time, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 7: that same girl came back.
Speaker 5: And opened the door and said, Hey, what are you
Speaker 5: doing here?
Speaker 7: And he goes, oh, I I have some kind of
Speaker 7: a posture or some kind of a pimple or something
Speaker 7: that looks like it could be bad on my penis,
Speaker 7: like on the shaft part of my penis. And she
Speaker 7: was like, well, no, that's for the doctor.
Speaker 5: But what are you doing in room A? I told
Speaker 5: you that you should be in room C, which is
Speaker 5: in the back. He didn't even have to he didn't
Speaker 5: even have to give that information.
Speaker 1: He could have started a life.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But then she's like, oh, well, you clearly hang around
Speaker 5: with tramps.
Speaker 1: Oh god, she was an older woman then.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she used the word tramps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's the elderly in nineteen twenty. You wu was
Speaker 1: to hang out with roustabouts Yeah, and men with tommy guns.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well that's sad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it was a missed opportunity of sorts.
Speaker 1: But well, you know, in my act, I have the
Speaker 1: it was the same situation and then the doctor said
Speaker 1: that's a burn and oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah it was from but yours was from a match
Speaker 5: or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that very much happened.
Speaker 5: It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, burnt my penis. I think I was very drunk,
Speaker 1: but you never know. Stuff. If anything is in your
Speaker 1: bathing suit area and other than a bathing suit or underwear,
Speaker 1: it's uh. I've gone in to planned parenthood because of
Speaker 1: being grown. Harris. Welcome back to meta cold talk.
Speaker 5: No, I know, yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't want to bring everyone.
Speaker 7: I had a time that I was trying to put
Speaker 7: this bathing suit on and it was so small that it.
Speaker 1: Was it seems made up.
Speaker 5: No, this is totally true.
Speaker 1: Okay, and it wasn't your bathing suit. Then you were
Speaker 1: just trying to put it.
Speaker 5: I was at a friend's place and she was gonna.
Speaker 1: Take pictures of you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's actually anything that I could make up at
Speaker 7: this point is better than the real story. But no,
Speaker 7: she was like, yeah, you should try these on, and
Speaker 7: so I was putting them on, and they were so
Speaker 7: small that I remember thinking it would be funny just
Speaker 7: commedically to walk out to the pool with this, just
Speaker 7: like as if nothing.
Speaker 5: It's like the thing is riding up my ass and
Speaker 5: then you could see my balls and everything. But instead
Speaker 5: I was just like, all right, that didn't work, and
Speaker 5: I took them off.
Speaker 7: No, I'm trying to remember how that story ended. Sorry,
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, and then I gave it to the
Speaker 7: girl and she threw them away.
Speaker 1: Oh she because tainted them.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's exactly what happened. I tainted her underwear and
Speaker 7: then I she.
Speaker 5: Had me fingered.
Speaker 1: She had she had fingered you for some of it undercarriage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh well that's well. Do you think did Is there
Speaker 1: any possibility that she looked at them and you had left.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 7: No, I just told her what happened, like the same
Speaker 7: was almost one hundred percent up my ass and it
Speaker 7: wasn't working all right.
Speaker 5: Well, it's not like I'm going to be giving.
Speaker 7: This to the next guy who wants to try on underwear,
Speaker 7: but that happens a romantic situation.
Speaker 5: It was gonna be.
Speaker 7: Did I ever tell you this one? This one's a classic.
Speaker 7: I had gotten off I had gotten off the road
Speaker 7: from uh about eighteen hours straight of a bad travel day,
Speaker 7: like I was laid over, and then they put me
Speaker 7: in some crappy hotel in Indianapolis because I had, you know,
Speaker 7: a delayed flight. And then the next morning I almost
Speaker 7: missed my flight, but I got on last minute, and
Speaker 7: then I had a layover in Chicago and it was
Speaker 7: just like everything was a nightmare. And I finally get
Speaker 7: to LA and I get in the cab, get to
Speaker 7: my place, go right to the car, start driving to
Speaker 7: this place called Gallagher's, which is a couple hours south
Speaker 7: through traffic.
Speaker 5: This is a yeah, a pub where the.
Speaker 7: Neo conservative Yeah, that guy fruit no and so did
Speaker 7: the show. Afterwards, start talking to a young lady and
Speaker 7: we were like, let's party and she was like yeah,
Speaker 7: and so we went to her place, which is around
Speaker 7: the corner.
Speaker 1: Oh that kind of party. Yeah, I thought you meant.
Speaker 7: Uh yeah, No, we were kissing at one point, oh wow, yeah,
Speaker 7: so uh and then what happens is, uh, she says
Speaker 7: to me while we're kissing, she goes, do you want
Speaker 7: to take a shower?
Speaker 5: And I was like, well, hell yeah.
Speaker 7: And then she goes, Okay, well, towels are over here,
Speaker 7: and there's soaps and shampoos and all that stuff. I
Speaker 7: guess I guess that. I thought she was saying we
Speaker 7: should both go in there and take a shower together.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's terrific.
Speaker 7: Turns out she just wanted me to take a shower
Speaker 7: because I must have been just.
Speaker 1: Dirty, just sweaty and yeah.
Speaker 7: And so I said, uh, well, no, I don't want
Speaker 7: to take a shower by myself.
Speaker 5: Who the does that.
Speaker 1: I never do that. I always said, That's why I
Speaker 1: am often unclean, because there's no one around, and so, uh,
Speaker 1: because I refused to shower alone. It's yeah, I get
Speaker 1: scared because of the movie Psycho.
Speaker 5: I actually have a race in my house right now
Speaker 5: to what gets used up faster. My almond butter or
Speaker 5: my soap.
Speaker 1: And what do you do with almond butter?
Speaker 5: I do this. I put it on my toasts or
Speaker 5: on my apples.
Speaker 1: You just put it on.
Speaker 5: But uh, I'm curious. You'll bought the almond butter will
Speaker 5: be gone way before the soap.
Speaker 1: Why why did you decide they're in different rooms?
Speaker 7: For one, it's just like when you live alone and
Speaker 7: you're self employed, you come up with random races with
Speaker 7: your household. Yes, and that was one that I thought
Speaker 7: I might try, And the are so crazy.
Speaker 1: The art of doing that, the art of that craziness, yeah,
Speaker 1: is called racism. If I my dad once and I
Speaker 1: remember he came. It was very funny but also sad.
Speaker 1: He bought this mustard at Costco. There was a giant
Speaker 1: gallon jug of mustard and he said, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: probably gonna be the last mustard I ever buy. And
Speaker 1: I laughed just because it was so much mustard. But
Speaker 1: he still has it, and uh, you know, it's kind
Speaker 1: of sad. What if it is? What if it is?
Speaker 1: I think of that.
Speaker 5: Joke and then but it couldn't be.
Speaker 1: It couldn't be. I mean hopefully, well, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm going to visit. I'm gonna throw away that mustard.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, throw that away because that's bad energy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is bad.
Speaker 5: Just the fact that he said that it's like a jink.
Speaker 7: It was a funny joke, I suppose, Oh no, no,
Speaker 7: it's very funny on his part, But to actually think it.
Speaker 5: Might happen, it's scary. I have no idea where we are.
Speaker 1: Oh we're at my Look, we're ended up right at
Speaker 1: my beach house.
Speaker 5: Oh we're here. Wow, Yeah, I guess I get disoriented
Speaker 5: in this.
Speaker 1: Incidentally, it is my only it's an apartment, but it
Speaker 1: is kind of oh look at this. A lot of
Speaker 1: times in LA you never know when up screen is
Speaker 1: going to be cartoonishly blocked off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just for no real.
Speaker 7: Also, you know, you know it's been bumming me out
Speaker 7: a lot lately, is uh Pillars in comedy shows, Every
Speaker 7: fucking LA show has a damn pillar in front of us.
Speaker 1: Look around.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think they've got one at Barlou Bitch, and
Speaker 7: it's like they've got one at the Palace, and there's
Speaker 7: countless other ones. Like pillars are the enemies of LA
Speaker 7: comedy shows.
Speaker 1: But comedy clubs and pill there's something to be said
Speaker 1: for the pillars of our industry, but I don't think
Speaker 1: that's what I am almost ever said talking about that
Speaker 1: was actually, you.
Speaker 5: Know what has pillars.
Speaker 7: The ACME Club in Minneapolis has pillars, which I'm going
Speaker 7: to be at looking at those pillars from August sixth
Speaker 7: through August tenth.
Speaker 1: Wrapping it up, would you like to plug anything?
Speaker 7: I think I'm good with the August second is Austin
Speaker 7: and then Minneapolis. But I do want to say people, please,
Speaker 7: uh watch Henry's Kitchen because the only reason I make
Speaker 7: these things Henry's.
Speaker 5: Kitchen because people watch.
Speaker 1: Go on YouTube, go to Henry Phillips's page or just
Speaker 1: or just YouTube search Henry's Kitchen. Yeah, it should come
Speaker 1: on and you will and also build up an appetite,
Speaker 1: which is a terrific combination. But don't try and eat.
Speaker 5: While my last one came out great except for I
Speaker 5: forgot to put.
Speaker 1: The bag spaghetti, it was a really good episode. I
Speaker 1: laughed hard, solid jokes in that. And then on Behalf
Speaker 1: of Me, and also the do you need to write podcast?
Speaker 1: Go ahead and go on to iTunes and give us
Speaker 1: a positive review. If you want to give a negative one,
Speaker 1: you could take that write it down on a piece
Speaker 1: of paper, roll it up and stick it in your
Speaker 1: own ass.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, they're like, hey, I did, I got it
Speaker 7: up my ass?
Speaker 5: Now what do I do?
Speaker 1: Do I get it out?
Speaker 5: Because I really want people to know how bad to go.
Speaker 1: To a doctor? I just tuk him through it. There's
Speaker 1: a proptologist in your area. I think he's in your
Speaker 1: insurance network as well. You want to have him pull out.
Speaker 7: There and then he what he sends it to iTunes
Speaker 7: at that point, how did I? How does iTunes eventually known?
Speaker 1: And the doctor will help you extract your negative review
Speaker 1: then send it to iTunes?
Speaker 5: Do I say which podcast I was? Okay?
Speaker 1: Just send that And I.
Speaker 5: Just don't know how they know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll know. Just you'll have your stool sample on
Speaker 1: there and from that DNA they can figure out who
Speaker 1: you are and what your email is and they'll reply
Speaker 1: back to you and say okay, and.
Speaker 5: I don't need to log in or no, no, they okay.
Speaker 1: You're logging in once you stick something in your ass.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, technically so they just know from my ISP.
Speaker 1: All right, I've been Chris fairbankscuse my whole life. This
Speaker 1: has been Henry Phillips my temporary co host and friend
Speaker 1: temporary friend as well. And next time we come back,
Speaker 1: Karen Kilgarriff will be off of these writing jobs she's
Speaker 1: been writing on. But until then this has been d
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