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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her?

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Speaker 4: Was it fine?

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Speaker 5: Now? Porn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: I'm Chris Fairbanks. Normally with me is Karen Kilgarriff. She

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Speaker 1: is in the middle of multiple riding jobs.

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Speaker 4: She's too successful.

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Speaker 1: She knows to the grindstone. She is just riddled with success.

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Speaker 1: Like the person of my right just said. That is

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Speaker 1: Matt Kirshin.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Matt, Hey, Chris, how's it going?

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Speaker 5: How are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm very good man for right now.

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Speaker 1: If you don't mind, you are my co host. I

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Speaker 1: we pick up, oh sorry, our co host for today,

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Speaker 1: Henry Phillips, we have to go to his house, at

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Speaker 4: I can get that.

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Speaker 4: Does Henry know that we're on our way? Henry very

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Speaker 1: You know what I got? I got people on this.

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Speaker 1: of course Tom Cruise's daughter have contacted Henry and we

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Speaker 4: It's kind of weird how Tom Cruise got his daughter

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Speaker 1: I mean a lot of scientologists see their kids as

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Speaker 4: Apple is, of course Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's Delta.

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Speaker 1: Of course I did not it all.

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Speaker 1: Really all happens on Franklin in the Scientology Center, something

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all the most successful people will.

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Speaker 1: They're scared. Yeah, I'm not scared. No, should I be?

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Speaker 4: You know, for damn thing?

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Speaker 4: I mean, you're just telling me before you skateboard?

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Speaker 4: Well, death literally every recreational awa you I mean I do.

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Speaker 1: But with these Scientology people, I think if they corner

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Speaker 1: I think one year they realized, Yeah, we've never paid

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Speaker 4: Well, what this was, I believe is a test of concepts.

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Speaker 1: So it's sizzle reel. It's something that you show before

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Speaker 4: that's aligned with my managers, who were also aligned with

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Speaker 4: And even though they tell you you can do adult material,

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Speaker 1: We are going to pick up Henry Phillips. There he is,

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Speaker 1: He's gonna get in the back seat. I'm gonna turn

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 5: I used to do better the last couple of times

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Speaker 4: I felt that change. I'm like I knew I felt

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Speaker 1: Yeah, even you're the co host sitting next to me.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm insulted to just being fired, but I do

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Speaker 7: Okay, should be complimented that you get hired in a

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Speaker 4: And just before that, I saw some vaginas, did you.

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Speaker 4: No, I did Whole Foods. It was kind of Whole Foods.

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Speaker 5: Life.

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Speaker 7: Be careful not to switch from Vaginas to Don Rickles

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Speaker 4: I just did exactly that with a Python show. I

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Speaker 5: Any tribute to a sketch show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because there wasn't the Ice Father versions like you

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Speaker 7: But it was great and it's perfectly on topic where

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Speaker 5: I read all my own material.

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Speaker 7: Everything I say is original, and if you don't agree,

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Speaker 4: Stuart Francis.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a white guy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a She even.

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Speaker 5: That's funny. See, that's even better.

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Speaker 4: He's a Canadian comic, but he was based He's based

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Speaker 1: It's very rare that a comic. It happens all the time.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, to actually catch them, that's like the waste.

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Speaker 4: The way Stewart tells it, he went into the green

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Speaker 1: Ah, that's great, that's great.

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Speaker 5: One word.

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Speaker 1: So the guy clearly knew that he was doing his material.

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Speaker 4: If it was something like that, though I don't know, I.

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Speaker 5: Wouldn't and just say, evidently.

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Speaker 4: That doesn't working that you need him to say that.

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Speaker 4: You know, Henry, that work doesn't work if he hasn't

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Speaker 1: Evidently Henry knows.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever had that?

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Speaker 7: I had that, Uh, when I was telling that story

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Speaker 5: It was awkward.

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Speaker 4: I'll just finish it and just sight with confidences.

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Speaker 7: Well, it's like my friend's mom was trying to tell me,

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Speaker 7: there's an old joke about Michael Jackson. Why did Michael

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Speaker 7: But he's extremely wealthy. He could definitely afford him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so it's wrong on so many other levels.

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Speaker 4: That's the thing about Michael Jackson. He enjoys smooth on

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what she thought was funny about it.

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Speaker 1: But a pedophile he is. He guilty of finding good

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Speaker 7: You were a niece that he was buying underwear for.

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Speaker 7: And he's kind of a cheap skid even he has.

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Speaker 4: It is a tight Oh no, no, we golden.

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Speaker 5: I have ways w a Z where we can. No.

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Speaker 4: I think we're fine. I mean, this road just goes

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Speaker 5: Sponsor, but I am almost out of battery.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, experience, Well you could say that. I wish

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Speaker 1: there in the console, Henry, I'm talking to you. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can plug in your phone.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, but I have a difference.

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Speaker 1: Nuts. Well, I'll just put it where I found it.

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Speaker 1: I'm uh loosely nuzzled in my crotch area, not connected

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Speaker 1: to anything where you going mad? We're checking it.

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Speaker 4: I am going to Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: Why did I think you were going to London? Is

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Speaker 4: You might have thought that because I'm going to London.

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Speaker 4: What's so great Britain is? Yes, England Scotland for the moment,

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Speaker 4: or they're about they're about to have a vote that.

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Speaker 1: Might change that Scotland for the moment.

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Speaker 4: Yes, okay, so Great Britain is England, Scotland and Wales.

448
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Speaker 4: And then when you add Northern Ireland in as well,

449
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Speaker 4: it's the United Kingdom. So it's in Ireland then, uh yeah,

450
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Speaker 4: once it once they added the Northern Ireland bit, it

451
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Speaker 4: becomes the United Kingdom. And I only really knew that

452
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Speaker 4: for sure because my pastport says on it the United

453
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Speaker 4: Kingdom of Great it's in the Northern Island. Oh, that's

454
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Speaker 4: the that's the math's equation, that's how you work that out.

455
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Speaker 4: And then the British Isles is just the land mass,

456
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Speaker 4: the whole collection of isles. Sure, so the British Isles

457
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Speaker 4: would include the country of Ireland, the Republic of Islands,

458
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Speaker 4: which is a separate country completely in its own right,

459
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Speaker 4: Like it's as separate illegally as Britain is.

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Speaker 1: Do I sound dumb for not knowing this or it sounds.

461
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Speaker 4: Like we asked this question many times, moting obvious questions.

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Speaker 5: So what about Southern Ireland? Do you just call that Ireland?

463
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Speaker 1: Yeah?

464
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Speaker 4: So that's the Republican of the Republic of Ireland everything

465
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Speaker 4: below that border, because that's sound.

466
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Speaker 5: The tour bus to Ireland from England.

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Speaker 1: Henry, you do a lot of those tour buses, don't you. Yeah, yeah,

468
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Speaker 1: old people.

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Speaker 5: I'm kidding because I don't think you can do that.

470
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Speaker 5: But okay, now, what about there's a lot of people

471
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Speaker 5: that get offended when you say you were in England

472
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Speaker 5: or are you English? People that are English? That's just England.

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Speaker 5: Is that Wills also or no?

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Speaker 4: No, So if you called a Welsh person or a

475
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Speaker 4: Scottish person.

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Speaker 1: English, you might as well spit in their faith.

477
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Speaker 4: They get upset. You're gonna get enough, kind of in

478
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Speaker 4: the way Canadians get when you call them American, do

479
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Speaker 4: people with But with the addide, anybody ever was called

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Speaker 4: Canadians American, right, not without knowing the Canadians, but like.

481
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Speaker 5: Oh I see, just just by judge.

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Speaker 4: American from I'm from Canada.

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Speaker 5: Oh I understand that.

484
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I was thinking that if you knew somebody was

485
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Speaker 7: Canadian and you called him American, but that would be absurd.

486
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Speaker 4: Well, I think that does happen as well. I bet

487
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Speaker 4: that happens outside of the US and Canada.

488
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Speaker 1: Yeah, outside of the Americas. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: John Dorr told me that when he was at a

490
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Speaker 7: bar Canadian in the UK somewhere. I don't know how,

491
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Speaker 7: but somehow she determined that he was Canadian, and then

492
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Speaker 7: she said, I'm glad you're Canadian because I hate Americans.

493
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Speaker 5: And it bothered him so.

494
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Speaker 7: Much that he actually said, uh, oh, I'm American. Like

495
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Speaker 7: he actually just wanted to be American, just to just

496
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Speaker 7: to be, you know, because yeah, no, he just is

497
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Speaker 7: against bigotry of any sort. So he just thought, you know,

498
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Speaker 7: fuck you. But I feel like Chris, I think you

499
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Speaker 7: would do the same thing for some reason.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Canada.

501
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Speaker 5: I'd be like, who do you not like?

502
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Speaker 1: Because I'll be that Yeah, yeah, exactly.

503
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Speaker 5: I guess I want to be the.

504
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Speaker 1: Person that you don't you know, you know me, Henry,

505
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Speaker 1: I I love all parts of the globe and the

506
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Speaker 1: people from it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I guess I don't know you.

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Yeah, no, no, no, I do too. Yeah,

509
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Speaker 1: me too, Matt. You're the same, right, so, I except

510
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Speaker 1: I don't really like Russia to make it where you.

511
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Speaker 7: Lived on Santa Monica Boulevard and curse, right, and you

512
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Speaker 7: used to tell great stories about how you the grumpy people.

513
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Speaker 1: Yes, trying my best to befriend elderly grumpy uh Russian women,

514
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Speaker 1: trying my best. Can I grab your grocery? Can't? And

515
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: to be fair, I was actually grabbing their groceries.

516
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 5: You need to ask, yeah.

517
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Speaker 4: And you don't, yeah, because it does just literally you

518
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Speaker 4: shouldn't run after and you're like, I was just helping

519
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Speaker 4: you get your groceries where they needed to be quicker.

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Speaker 1: Henry, do you know what I wish you?

521
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Speaker 5: You?

522
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Speaker 1: You had one job other than co hosting. Yeah, and

523
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Speaker 1: it was to help navigate.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, go to latsi Hara.

525
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Speaker 1: Oh, lotsi Hara.

526
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Speaker 5: Where is the end of this starch? You'll see it.

527
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Speaker 1: Just keep going.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we're actually not very far at all. No, No,

529
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Speaker 7: there're certainly by nine.

530
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Speaker 4: If you're not nervous about your My flight is at

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Speaker 4: nine thirty.

532
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Speaker 5: I'm not nervous about his flighting.

533
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Speaker 4: But I'm no nervous. Okay, my flight's in nine thirty.

534
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 4: Is currently eight thirty five a seeming.

535
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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're about ten minutes away.

536
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm where.

537
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Speaker 5: I already have your boarding past, I've.

538
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,439
Speaker 4: Already checked in. I'm only taking carry on.

539
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's uh, and it's a good time to apply

540
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 5: everything's in our face.

541
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Speaker 1: I think it'd be funny to have a carry on,

542
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Speaker 1: but it's just a honeybag tam uncovered.

543
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Speaker 4: And then just be very adamant that it is fully

544
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Speaker 4: within the.

545
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can check that. Keep offering that you can

546
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Speaker 1: check it. Oh is this Lati Hara? No, Nah, that's

547
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Speaker 1: a fair view. I often take that. I'm incorrect.

548
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 5: That is not what we're.

549
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Speaker 4: Gonna do with Here we go, but I think it's

550
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Speaker 4: fairly well signposted.

551
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Speaker 1: So you're going to Atlanta, explain that you're You've been

552
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Speaker 1: very secretive mad about your dealings in Atlanta.

553
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 4: There's nothing particularly secret. It's mostly a social visit.

554
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 5: But I'm fitting in a cake.

555
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Speaker 1: Oh sweet, are you gonna do the old laughing School.

556
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Speaker 4: That's exactly what I'm gonna do. And I've never kicked

557
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Speaker 4: that before.

558
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Speaker 1: Well I have, and then the guy won't have me back.

559
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Speaker 1: He says I'm not a big enough name. And then

560
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Speaker 1: I look at the schedule and there's a lot of

561
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Speaker 1: just my peers on.

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Speaker 4: I've told to Henry about this before. I wonder whether

563
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Speaker 4: I did the Funny Farm, which is the previous.

564
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Speaker 1: In the roof. You blew the roof off that place.

565
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Speaker 5: Now, I did the improv last year that the tornado

566
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Speaker 5: came in.

567
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Speaker 1: The tornado. Henry was going to do the club there

568
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: and the tornado actually ripped them.

569
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Speaker 5: While I was out there in the front and it

570
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,719
Speaker 5: just rip out the Auntie. But yeah, that was terrible.

571
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Speaker 7: But you know, I would have liked to have done

572
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Speaker 7: the lapping Skull because it's got more of a hip thing.

573
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Speaker 5: The improv, I think pays more.

574
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Speaker 1: Well, he sent me a message that said, hey, I'd

575
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Speaker 1: love to just pay nine hundred bucks to every one

576
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: of my friends that's cool to hang out with, but

577
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 1: I can't afford that. And I was like, oh, well

578
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: we're in agreement because I can't go anywhere for nine

579
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Speaker 1: hundred dollars.

580
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Speaker 5: You're already undercutting.

581
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he did like it, and so now my

582
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: goal is to just find the closest place and just

583
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Speaker 1: sell out a theater. But I think Matt, you're gonna

584
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: do great there, and he loves you, and I think

585
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 1: that you guys should maintain a solid Well, here's the.

586
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Speaker 4: Thing I gig for him when it was the Funny

587
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 4: Farm and then there was an old there was a

588
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 4: business the old with thing where there was a confusion

589
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 4: about the money uh huh, which is not a nice

590
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 4: you know, and you're like, you thought it was mono, man,

591
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 4: he thought it was another round and anyway, Oh, I

592
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 4: wonder whether that was a little Burning Bridges moment or

593
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 4: whether or whether he didn't even remember that and he

594
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 4: just didn't want to put me back right. But he's

595
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Speaker 4: definitely I've approached him and got little in the way

596
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Speaker 4: of replay, and he's not going to be there to

597
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,640
Speaker 4: talk to tomorrow because he is in Montreal.

598
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 5: Yeah.

599
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Speaker 1: When I was doing my week there, he was not around,

600
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Speaker 1: and I like him.

601
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Speaker 5: I got along with him really well. I've just never

602
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 5: been back and it's like.

603
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we got on great. I did two

604
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Speaker 4: weekends for him. It was the first place I ever

605
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 4: headline in America, the Funny Farm, the first when I

606
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 4: was fresh off last last coming standing, and it was

607
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Speaker 4: really enjoyable. That's where I learned how to headline, I

608
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Speaker 4: guess yea, And it was we.

609
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Speaker 5: Were an odd era now and I think I'm starting

610
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Speaker 5: to learn this.

611
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Speaker 7: It's like you can be famous. Anybody who's seen my

612
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 7: movie thinks that I'm famous, and everybody else has no idea.

613
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Speaker 7: So I'm just saying, like, you can be famous to

614
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 7: just a small subset of people, right, So you might

615
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Speaker 7: not be famous to him, but you could be way

616
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Speaker 7: more famous than the people that he's booking. But they're

617
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 7: famous to him because he listens to a certain podcast.

618
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's funny that a lot of well known

619
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Speaker 1: comics are not famous to comedy clubs because they don't

620
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Speaker 1: know where to look anymore.

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Speaker 4: Well, here's an example. I was helping with set this

622
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 4: the UK version of the TV show and you were

623
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Speaker 4: looking at the guy who has no lights on.

624
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Speaker 5: No, no, I'm just by the way one and a

625
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Speaker 5: half miles. Then you make a left up.

626
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Speaker 4: And one of the people we were suggesting to the

627
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Speaker 4: UK now I'm looking at the guy with no headlights on.

628
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 4: When we were looking at we were talking to the

629
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Speaker 4: UK production company people and one of the names we

630
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Speaker 4: brought up to try and uh pitch to them was

631
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Speaker 4: Russell Peters and trying to explain to them that he

632
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Speaker 4: is the most famous comedian in the world. I know

633
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 4: you haven't heard of him, but he is the most

634
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Speaker 4: famous comedian in the world. That's possible in da funny,

635
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 4: which is probably true. If you think about the number

636
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Speaker 4: of fans he has across everywhere in Asia, plus all

637
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 4: the fans in the UK and US and Canada are

638
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Speaker 4: and wherever.

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Speaker 7: I remember being up owner in la and it was

640
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 7: at this bar, the Coronet, and he didn't want I was.

641
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 5: About to say, hey, you know that's Russell Peters.

642
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 7: You know he's in comic and a couple of years

643
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Speaker 7: ago whatever, but this.

644
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Speaker 5: Guy was like, he didn't seem interested in meeting him.

645
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Speaker 5: And then when when Russell Peters was there with a

646
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Speaker 5: bunch of.

647
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Speaker 7: People and then he left, and then this guy said, well,

648
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Speaker 7: I don't like meeting comics because then the next thing,

649
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Speaker 7: you know, they asked me how they can get in

650
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Speaker 7: my club. And I'm like, at this time he was

651
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 7: doing what several thousand seat theaters.

652
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Speaker 5: He's not trying to get into your dumb club.

653
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Speaker 7: And you know whatever, Missouri wherever we were.

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Speaker 4: Funny, it's just you know, yeah, they have no idea,

655
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Speaker 4: Like he sold out the O two Arena for two

656
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 4: nights in the UK on the back of pretty much

657
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 4: a tweet. It's just like they did no publicity. How

658
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 4: did no one knows?

659
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Speaker 1: I kind of it's a mystery to me.

660
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Speaker 4: Social media and YouTube.

661
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Speaker 5: He had these YouTube special.

662
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Speaker 4: Here's what here's what I heard happened, and I haven't

663
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 4: had it backed up, but it's I think it's it's

664
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Speaker 4: not particularly defametory, so I don't think it's libelous if

665
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Speaker 4: it's slightly inaccurate. But my understanding is his brother, who

666
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Speaker 4: I think manages him or certainly helps out with stuff,

667
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 4: is it is a like a marketing guru. And they

668
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 4: took his Comedy Now special or whatever Canada's version is

669
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 4: of a Comedy Central special, divided it into chunks, put

670
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 4: it on YouTube, and then got students to actually go

671
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 4: on to all of the different Asian community message boards

672
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 4: and chat rooms and everything and just spread the word

673
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 4: about this guy and these clips and linked to it.

674
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 4: And he went and then and that started to build

675
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 4: up its own momentumous people watched and they liked it

676
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 4: and its steamrolls and it.

677
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 7: And if there anybody who thinks that snowball marketing, I

678
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 7: just want to point out that that would not work nowadays.

679
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 7: If it was no, if it was crap, if they

680
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 7: didn't like it, they wouldn't share it. But we just

681
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 7: had a combination of both.

682
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, something about his something about what he was doing,

683
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 4: like they got it out there, and something about what

684
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 4: he was doing struck a chord with that, particularly with

685
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 4: that community and initially with the Indian community, and then

686
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 4: it just spread to other communities.

687
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 5: So I think it's coming up.

688
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: Are we so?

689
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 5: Are we discussing still straight?

690
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: Are we discussing? Yeah? Are we discussing something that we

691
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: all know we should be doing then and we're just not.

692
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 5: Well, we should at least be getting the word out

693
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 5: to people.

694
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't do that neither.

695
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 4: It's amazing when people are really good at that kind

696
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 4: of thing.

697
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish I was good at that thing.

698
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 7: Well in that case, like the in the case we're

699
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 7: talking about the comedian, isn't the guy who's good at it?

700
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:02,719
Speaker 1: You know?

701
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 7: So, And there's often situation like uh, I think a

702
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 7: lot of credit to weird Al's success should also go

703
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 7: to his manager that I met years ago and was

704
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 7: a fascinating guy to just talk to for a second.

705
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 7: He I can't remember his name, but uh, I want

706
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 7: to say Jay, but he's he's a genius and he's

707
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 7: just he was able to figure out how to do

708
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 7: a lot of things that people don't.

709
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: Would you say that Jay stands for genius or would

710
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: you not say that, yeah, Jay is a genius. I

711
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: guess you wouldn't.

712
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 7: Unfortunately, he's way too successful to be listening to me

713
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 7: right now, so or maybe he does.

714
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 5: I don't know that.

715
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: Part of the people don't listen to anything. YEA, certainly

716
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: not podcast.

717
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 5: He's probably listening to like uh npr uh. Yeah. So

718
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 5: if you're right, well, now you know where you are?

719
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, now I know. Now it's very clear. I like

720
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: what this guy's doing. He's just walking away from his flight. Yeah,

721
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: do you ever want to do that? Just just like

722
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: I've had it, Just pull a falling down and be like,

723
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't care about taxis.

724
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 4: Just gonna point in one direction and keep them all.

725
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 1: I'm walking away from the airport. That's always a sad.

726
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 5: For those listening. We saw a guy walking away from

727
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 5: the airport, and yeah, he was.

728
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 4: Doing the double rucksack as well. He was doing the

729
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 4: he was doing the backpack in the front pack.

730
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's like he was he was David Banner,

731
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: but going from town to town really looked a bit

732
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: like that. You don't want to see me angry. I

733
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: say this in every town I visit, and then I

734
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 1: become a monster, and then I have to know to

735
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: the next town.

736
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 4: If someone said to you, you don't like, don't make

737
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 4: me angry, that's such a dick move. I think I'd

738
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 4: stop whining that guy up.

739
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,919
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, I really don't think.

740
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 5: What was the fridge you used?

741
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 4: If they went, don't make me angry, you would start

742
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 4: I'd stop whinting the guy up. I think dickish thing

743
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 4: to say.

744
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 5: So the US, I'd always to be whining like you're

745
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 5: whining and dining like.

746
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd get him drunk if I could say, you

747
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: want to fight or get him drunk.

748
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 5: And yeah, don't make me angry.

749
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's a question. It is forty five minutes to

750
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 4: my flight. Yes, I left my kindle on a British

751
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 4: Airways flight last week and it's currently in the British

752
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 4: always lost and found.

753
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: Do you want to try and do that? Do you reckon?

754
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 4: I'm trying to work.

755
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 7: Out, Uh, you know, I what do you think? It

756
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 7: looks like we have a parking lot of cars in

757
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 7: front of us?

758
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: Yeah?

759
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 7: How close is your termin which Tumbel is really not

760
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 7: worried because it's if your flight leaves at nine thirty.

761
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do it on the way back.

762
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 4: I will get it on the.

763
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: I do like adventure, like especially and what you're saying.

764
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 4: It's very which terminal area whatever, US eras. I don't

765
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 4: normally fly US, so I'm not sure what number.

766
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: We'll figure it out.

767
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:45,240
Speaker 4: Secure.

768
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: You go get that candle just yet.

769
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 4: That is you're correct. Thank you for talking me out

770
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 4: of my foolishness.

771
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 5: This is gonna have at.

772
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,879
Speaker 4: Least it's gonna add at least.

773
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: I had to mull it over. I was like, that's

774
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: not a half bad idea, and then I looked at

775
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 1: the time. If we are terrible, they don't do that.

776
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: Come on terrible. I don't care if you have a

777
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: commercial driver's license, you guys. It's at lats that I

778
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: become very aggressive.

779
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 4: Okay, this is the worst I've traveled a lot for

780
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 4: US airways. I'm keeping a look out for I always

781
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 4: looking on the left because they go the slip ros.

782
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 5: I think for the people listening, this is getting stressful.

783
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,439
Speaker 5: Word I feel like it looks like a Judas Priest

784
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 5: comes it does?

785
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 1: It really looks like that movie Heavy Metal parking lot

786
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,919
Speaker 1: which for the first time recent isn't it a terrific thing?

787
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 4: Fun?

788
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: I really like the the the am I gonna say

789
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: the just over and over and over?

790
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 5: You did right? Well?

791
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 1: I like the insane clown posse version's called the US Airways.

792
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 1: The US Airways colon the Juggle Party. Oh yeah, yeah,

793
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: the gathering of the Juggler.

794
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 5: They should do Judas Priest parking Lot twenty fourteen. Have

795
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 5: you ever seen how many people?

796
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: Now I just heard you all go there? It is

797
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 1: US Airways, No, it's I saw.

798
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 5: I saw the listening for it.

799
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 4: You ever seen Judas Priest life?

800
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 5: Uh? No, I haven't. They were one of the ones

801
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 5: I missed, and I was really bummed out about it.

802
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 4: I've heard they put on a ridiculous show.

803
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 7: Well, I've seen their live concerts televised and they were amazing.

804
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 7: There was electric guy, that's just unbelievable, lasers. They had

805
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 7: stacks of Marshal amps that apparently were all props. Oh really, yeah,

806
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 7: it's like all you really need is one amp.

807
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 5: It doesn't get loud terrific.

808
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. What is it they visual?

809
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, just just gives the gives the type, the kind

810
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 4: of tone right now. Yeah, and it usually.

811
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 5: Miked and there's a guy mixing it.

812
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 7: But they they had wallpaper of Marshal stacks just to

813
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 7: look like they were the loudest ones. But it was

814
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 7: all visual. They were empty catalis. Yeah, and it was

815
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 7: great advertising for.

816
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 1: Marshall, which of course that was their intention. Judas Priests

817
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: is a big fan of Marshall Amps. I don't know.

818
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 7: I don't know much about acoustics, and I wonder if

819
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 7: twenty Marshall Amps at ten is louder than one.

820
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: I don't know much about. Everything I know about acoustics

821
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: I learned about by rendergarding, this podcast and a little

822
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 1: bit in kindergarten. Look, they're happy to be home. You're

823
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: no son of mine. Shit. I could see him saying that,

824
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 1: but he wasn't.

825
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 4: You can you could take a slip?

826
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:22,919
Speaker 3: Yeah?

827
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 5: I wonder if you just got off, you'd probably beat us.

828
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon, we just just start edging Ford. I'm

829
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 4: doing it. This is what they call a dick move. No,

830
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 4: because you're about to pack up on three. Just that

831
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 4: so I think that.

832
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: Much about right? Well, I'd like to monitor at sir level.

833
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: I'm being a dick. I am going to be a dick.

834
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 4: Do all your podcasts end in frustration or begin in

835
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 4: frustration usually way they're coming Because the Lax is the

836
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 4: worst foot in the world.

837
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 5: I would think that there's a whole different energy on

838
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 5: the way back.

839
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: Every every time I come to Lax, I'm filled with rage.

840
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: Every time I leave it, I get PROGRESI here we go,

841
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: I have blue leap godha has a nice sweater. You

842
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: have leaping into the street.

843
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 4: I should probably go straight to security.

844
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 5: Then, right, I would say, at this point you're doing.

845
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 4: I'd say that's definitely the right thing to do. Yes,

846
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 4: in which case, gentlemen, is it being a pleasure? Thank

847
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 4: you so much for that.

848
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was great.

849
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: I want out of the time in Atlanta, and I.

850
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 5: Wish we could have talked more.

851
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Henry, would you do me the honor of

852
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 1: when Matt gets out, will you become the guests? Yeah?

853
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do that. So I didn't care who I

854
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 5: was talking.

855
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: Matt, I'm releasing you from your duties of being against

856
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: so much. I'm gonna stuff and to Henry, I will

857
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: put it in my crown.

858
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 4: Chair like probably science my podcast.

859
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: Oh of course, Hey, do you have.

860
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 4: Any probably science and find me on Twitter at my cushion.

861
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 4: But probably Science is.

862
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: The podcast perfect? Probably Science hopefully a podcast I will

863
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 1: do soon. Right now, Henry and Matt are switching. Sorry,

864
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: they are switching seats, and I'm alone for the time being. Boy,

865
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: a lot of people going to and fro wishing each

866
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: other bon voyage. I can tell by watching most of

867
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: them they're not that comfortable with their emotions, you know,

868
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: expressing love. Those guys should have hugged, but they work together. Oh, Henry, hello,

869
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,760
Speaker 1: if you don't mind talking into this microphone.

870
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,879
Speaker 5: We almost did hug. He went in for the hug.

871
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 5: I don't know. I cut him off because I didn't

872
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 5: know we were doing seed.

873
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 1: I mean that was lunacy. Do you remember him saying, I,

874
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: of course, you remember going to grab the kindle that

875
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: we would have had to go to international travel.

876
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 5: He is a low stress guy.

877
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's really relaxed.

878
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 7: I'm about to have a heart attack and I don't

879
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 7: even need to be anywhere till August.

880
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:46,720
Speaker 5: Second.

881
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: Well, that's good because that gives you more time to

882
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: recover for your heart attack.

883
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I need to be at the uh these

884
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 7: people at the Belveder room for my two shows Saturday

885
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 7: Night August second. Oh yeah, well the usually Henry we

886
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 7: plug the Oh I'm sorry, No, I just came it

887
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 7: sort of naturally came up in conversations.

888
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: Really, you brought it kind.

889
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 5: Of like it was organic.

890
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: It's just sort of like, hey, conversationally that would lend

891
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: itself to us both talking about you were just kind

892
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:19,720
Speaker 1: of did you did your credits? It sort of jumped

893
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: into speaking at credits. Yeah, last night you were on

894
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:23,720
Speaker 1: Drunk History.

895
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 7: That's right, I'm still hungover. Even though I tapped it

896
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 7: nine months ago.

897
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: You were cartoonishly drunk, yes, and very but so funny.

898
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: I've got.

899
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 7: I've had some odd comments all the way from people

900
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 7: complimenting me because they said that they liked. In the

901
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 7: earlier ones, people were more legitimately drunk, but once they

902
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,280
Speaker 7: went on Comedy Central.

903
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 5: There's a couple of things that happened.

904
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 7: That the stakes were hired, there's some legal things involved, whatever,

905
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 7: so and then also you get some celebrities that don't

906
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 7: necessarily want to be drunk, which defeats But.

907
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: You went into it with some concerns, weren't you.

908
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 7: But I'm a fan of the show anyway, But I

909
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 7: was like, no, I'm going to be very drunk. I

910
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 7: was definitely a little nervous because you're you're you're out

911
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 7: of control, you know, you're just like whatever. And but

912
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 7: I was like, we're doing this, and so your story

913
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 7: was very fun. But I also had people saying. I

914
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 7: had one person I'm not going to say who it was, Uh,

915
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 7: a lady who said, you know, just because it's called

916
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,280
Speaker 7: drunk history, doesn't mean you have to get drunk.

917
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: Wow? Is she wrong?

918
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly what I thought.

919
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 1: Does that mean you also don't have to talk about history? Yeah,

920
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: that you're making up the rules? Who is this?

921
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not gonna but I'll say it was a

922
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 7: really rude It's somebody.

923
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 5: There's always people trying to peep on your poop hoole.

924
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,720
Speaker 1: Who's well, that's unsanitary and painful.

925
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 5: Well we were ex exes.

926
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: Oh okay, no, all right, who was? Now you have

927
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: to tell me afterwards. Tune into the next episode where

928
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: I reveal who said that about Henry's drunk history. He

929
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: won't let me do it right now.

930
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 5: But yeah, I've had a lot of fun things. Well.

931
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 7: Doug stand Hope just tweeted today that he was as

932
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 7: drunk as Henry Phillips on drunk History watching Henry Phillips

933
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 7: with Henry Phillips because his dog's name is Henry Phillips.

934
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so his was like a riddle that even

935
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 1: now I don't know.

936
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's great and nobody understood it except for

937
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 7: people that know Doug well enough to know that that's

938
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 7: his dog.

939
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 5: Yeah.

940
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I forgot that.

941
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 5: Yeah.

942
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 1: Have I met that dog when I was out there?

943
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure you did. Yeah, there's two dogs.

944
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: I remember a lot of dogs. I remember going out

945
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 1: to Stan Hopes in the middle of nowhere and.

946
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 5: Oh, I know they had Henry Phillips taking up.

947
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 1: A large desert frog and holding it and him leaping

948
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: out of my Incidentally, before that, we drank some mushroom tea.

949
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,399
Speaker 1: That's something that you didn't You didn't have mushroom talking.

950
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 5: No, no, I did.

951
00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:00,320
Speaker 7: I think that he's gotten so used to sing Henry

952
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 7: Phillips as the dog as normally happens that there.

953
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,760
Speaker 5: It is funny. There's a lot of cofusion.

954
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 7: As a matter of fact, he was on Stern not

955
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 7: too long ago, and Bingo said Henry Phillips, and I

956
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 7: think she was talking about the dog, and then he

957
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 7: started talking about me, and it was confusing.

958
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny, and she didn't put two and two together.

959
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's the human also that we named our

960
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: dog as well.

961
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 7: No, I understand that though, because after years of like,

962
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 7: they don't see me, they see me once a year

963
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 7: or whatever.

964
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: They don't feed you and whole yarn that you've swallowed

965
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: from your ass only when I'm there graphic example, But

966
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: they do do that when you're.

967
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 5: There, when I'm there, Yeah, but that's once a year.

968
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: Are you still eating out of their bathroom garbage a.

969
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 5: Lot at the Super Bowl parties?

970
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 1: Did I ever tell you, Henry about the time I

971
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: lived in my dad's basement and I would occasionally bring

972
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: girls there, which is already weird when you're college aged.

973
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: But it was cheap to live in my dad's basement.

974
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: And one time, you know, I would throw away condoms

975
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: when I would get used to use condoms back then,

976
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: and I don't use the name more. That was a

977
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: joke anyway. The dog, they had a dog that went obviously,

978
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: this shitty dog would always eat out of my trash,

979
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: like clean it. I blow my nose or my grandma

980
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: was over one morning. We were all having breakfast and

981
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 1: the dog came up and one of my condoms was

982
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: hanging from the dog's ass and she, oh God, and

983
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,399
Speaker 1: I saw it and I was like, oh, come here,

984
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: or Sammy or whatever. The dog's name was Shasta, and

985
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: my grandma she's like, oh, excuse me, there's something hanging

986
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 1: and she pulled the condom out of the dogs and

987
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: held it up, and yeah, it was awful. It was

988
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: a thing that happened, and I just oh, everyone knew

989
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: what it was. She knew what it was once she

990
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: grabbed it.

991
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 5: But now she she has to commit at this point.

992
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, well she had to go oh yeah, and I

993
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: had to come up with some I'll have to commit.

994
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: I think I came up with the excuse that the

995
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: dog was drug mule and that maybe he was smuggling heroin.

996
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Yeah, that was the that's the only

997
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: way you're going.

998
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 5: That's a great yeah.

999
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 7: And it's like, well, it's a good thing it didn't

1000
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 7: burst inside of him like happens to so many.

1001
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 1: So back to drunk history, when yeah, when you were

1002
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: did you they assign you a story? Did they say it?

1003
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 5: They give you.

1004
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 7: About seven or eight stories, and you pick which one

1005
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 7: that you want to do.

1006
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 5: And I wanted to pick.

1007
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 7: Not only one that had to do with music, but

1008
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:37,879
Speaker 7: also I wanted to pick a stuffy history, an era

1009
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 7: of history that you would study in high School's right,

1010
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 7: that's just that academic kind of boring stuff, because that's

1011
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 7: what's supposed to clash.

1012
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 5: Up against the being drunk part.

1013
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 7: Like it's not I don't know, to me, a drunk

1014
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 7: guy talking about something that happened in the last ten years.

1015
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 5: It's just not.

1016
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,319
Speaker 1: You don't have that iron I think something. And maybe

1017
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: it's because you to tutor high school kids and you're

1018
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 1: a smart person. Yours had something that I think most

1019
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: of them don't have, which isn't easy to follow. You're

1020
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:13,319
Speaker 1: actually giving information in a story. I actually learned real

1021
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: things from yours. The comedy comedy came from you falling over.

1022
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think that's what they want.

1023
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: Yeah it was, but I learned from it, I did.

1024
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 5: But oh yeah, no, I researched it a lot.

1025
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,760
Speaker 7: And then they have they have sort of a historical

1026
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 7: expert that works for the show that you you uh,

1027
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 7: you know, do some talk back. Yeah, you were you

1028
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 7: read your your you recite your version of the story

1029
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 7: back to them several times. They want to make sure

1030
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 7: there is no date that is wrong. There no names,

1031
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 7: no dates.

1032
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 5: And that's one of the reasons that I kept on laughing.

1033
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: Why did they, Oh yeah, you were giggling.

1034
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 7: I kept on saying mister Beans. And it was supposed

1035
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 7: to be doctor Beans, but I kept on saying mister Beans.

1036
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 7: It's just yeah, just picturing mister Bean just made me

1037
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 7: laugh and I couldn't stop laughing. And so you just

1038
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 7: see me laughing, but you don't really know, except I

1039
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,280
Speaker 7: didn't know why you were laughing.

1040
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 5: I thought, well, and also i'm picturing them, okay.

1041
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 7: Then once I started laughing, then I was picturing the

1042
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 7: guy who's acting it out, because of course I know

1043
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,320
Speaker 7: the show, so I'm picturing the guy acting it out laughing.

1044
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 7: And then now I'm laughing at that. I'm already laughing

1045
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 7: at loops of things, you.

1046
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 1: Know, And they did do that.

1047
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,439
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Century Boulevard is what you want. Okay, Oh

1048
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 7: we're going back to the airport, I.

1049
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: Think, no, no, I know what I'm doing. Okay, so

1050
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: we uh, yeah, that was so great. They had the

1051
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: best versions of you cracking up and them making that

1052
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 1: part of the dialogue. I really yeah, you were great Pageant.

1053
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: The everyone in your episode was really great. It was

1054
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: fucking Trestle that was That was a really good one.

1055
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a great show. Derek's an awesome dude.

1056
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 7: So there's a there's gonna be I think there's this

1057
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 7: particular route that Ways is telling.

1058
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 5: Us that we should do.

1059
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't need Well.

1060
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 7: You know, Obama's in town, so it could be an

1061
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 7: hour of waiting needlessly.

1062
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 1: Well, for now, let's go to my place and we'll

1063
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:04,240
Speaker 1: get some leftover fourth toly Beyers. We'll just crack open

1064
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: a brew and just be a couple guys. That could

1065
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: have been extras on Cheers sitting at the bar. Yeahidently

1066
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: Henry's father was on Cheers once Tours of Boston. Oh okay,

1067
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this, boy.

1068
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 4: It is.

1069
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: It is. I don't know what I was thinking when

1070
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: I thought let's have a podcast that ends angrily at lax,

1071
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 1: but that is what I decided to do.

1072
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that's quite all right.

1073
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: What do you have coming up, Henry?

1074
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 5: I've got.

1075
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 1: Just emotionally what's coming up for you?

1076
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:51,439
Speaker 7: Just let's see, I know, I'm feeling great. Actually, I'm

1077
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 7: feeling really good lately.

1078
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: When are you going to Austin, Texas?

1079
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,280
Speaker 5: And that's gonna be the second.

1080
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 7: I'm gonna do a show with Mike McCrae over because

1081
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,439
Speaker 7: a room.

1082
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 5: He's terrific. I can't wait.

1083
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 1: I was talking to Why wasn't McCrae or James I don't.

1084
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 1: There's so many people that are amazing at impressions, that

1085
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,720
Speaker 1: are funny comedians also that should be on Saturday Night Live.

1086
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,439
Speaker 1: And I'm starting to think that it's such a bad

1087
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: show now that they just start deciding not to do it. Friends, Okay,

1088
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 1: this is getting ridiculous. Come on, yeah, God, people don't

1089
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 1: know how to merge.

1090
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 7: Yeah uh yeah, No, either of those guys would be great.

1091
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 7: Are there any good impressionists on there now?

1092
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: I do not. I could not finger a single.

1093
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 5: Well, I didn't ask you to do that.

1094
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: Put one of them in a line up. I would not.

1095
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: If someone said, hey, you can finger anyone that is

1096
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: on Saturday Night Live right now, I would not be

1097
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: fingering anyone because I do not.

1098
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,760
Speaker 5: I might have some of them fer.

1099
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: Me well, I mean, it's good for your career and

1100
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: for your colon I got fingered all the way to

1101
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: the top of Hollywood. It's great. That's every time I've

1102
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 1: gone to a proctologist.

1103
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 5: Gee.

1104
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: Uh, he stuck his finger in my ass. And then

1105
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: and then I finally went into the examining room, and

1106
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, there were the makings of an old classic.

1107
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,280
Speaker 5: No, I like that. What's the name about?

1108
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 7: Uh my buddy Mark Cohen's got so many of the

1109
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 7: damn I can't remember any of them. But well, there's

1110
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 7: the one about the guy who goes in there and

1111
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 7: they're like, okay, sir, we're gonna need a sperm sample

1112
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 7: and a urine sample, and a stool sample, and a

1113
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 7: blood and.

1114
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 5: A blood sin.

1115
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 1: He's a guy's sick, and he's like, well.

1116
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,760
Speaker 5: All right, well let me just give you my underwear.

1117
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 5: But you know what, it occurred to me. I don't

1118
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 5: think blood sample was part of the Joe. I think

1119
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,839
Speaker 5: I just this guy's got blood on his underwear. That

1120
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 5: doesn't make sense.

1121
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: We're also gonna need a sample of your grass that

1122
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: you have. Yeah, we're gonna need some bacteria. This guy

1123
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: just has everything, and we're gonna need a sample of

1124
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: the New Spoon album. It's just no one is underwear.

1125
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 5: We're gonna need some samples from some early sixties coming.

1126
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, just some drum samples. Yeah, from early.

1127
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,240
Speaker 5: Can you give us a drum sample.

1128
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:33,280
Speaker 7: Well, my my friend Evan always had this great story.

1129
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: So Ivan. The other day, right before I booked, Henry

1130
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 1: booked as skippies.

1131
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 5: Oh you booked it.

1132
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna be a voice in a animated peanut situation.

1133
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,439
Speaker 5: Dude, you didn't tell me that that is fit.

1134
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 1: It's good, it's good. I mean, I certainly pay off

1135
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 1: this Honda. Get the air conditioning. Fick. I'm so sorry.

1136
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 5: It's so hot. It's really so anyway. Yeah, so Evan

1137
00:52:58,760 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 5: years ago.

1138
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: Evan, Evan Arnold, Yeah, was formally growing pains.

1139
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 5: So Evan was, and this is in his early days.

1140
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 5: Now he's married with Joseph.

1141
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 1: Story about him saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

1142
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:19,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, he does. He had had interactions with the lady.

1143
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 4: Uh huh.

1144
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 7: And a few days later he noticed something that looked

1145
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 7: peculiar in his genital area. Sure and yeah, and so

1146
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 7: he went in there and he was extremely depressed because

1147
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,879
Speaker 7: he was just assuming. He's like, oh, I've got one

1148
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 7: of these damn diseases that I'm probably gonna have forever.

1149
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 7: And he went in there and there was this beautiful

1150
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 7: girl behind the counter at the doctor's office and the

1151
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 7: dermatologists or whatever you go to.

1152
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 5: And she was like.

1153
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 7: And and when he's talking to her, she he was like,

1154
00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 7: this is the kind of girl I should have been

1155
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 7: with these nasty girls that I'm going.

1156
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 5: No, he just walked into the doctor's office, but he

1157
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 5: just kind.

1158
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,760
Speaker 7: Of fell in love with this girl behind the counter

1159
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 7: and started longing for a different choice that he could

1160
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 7: have made with his life whatever I don't know, and

1161
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 7: oh yeah, and.

1162
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 5: I might be embellishing, but anyway, he was depressed.

1163
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:22,280
Speaker 7: But he went back into one of the examining rooms

1164
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 7: and sat there for a while, and he was there

1165
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 7: for a very long time, and all of a sudden,

1166
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 7: that same girl came back.

1167
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 5: And opened the door and said, Hey, what are you

1168
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 5: doing here?

1169
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 7: And he goes, oh, I I have some kind of

1170
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 7: a posture or some kind of a pimple or something

1171
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:48,439
Speaker 7: that looks like it could be bad on my penis,

1172
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 7: like on the shaft part of my penis. And she

1173
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 7: was like, well, no, that's for the doctor.

1174
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 5: But what are you doing in room A? I told

1175
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 5: you that you should be in room C, which is

1176
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 5: in the back. He didn't even have to he didn't

1177
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 5: even have to give that information.

1178
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 1: He could have started a life.

1179
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:04,720
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1180
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 5: But then she's like, oh, well, you clearly hang around

1181
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:08,760
Speaker 5: with tramps.

1182
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: Oh god, she was an older woman then.

1183
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:12,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, she used the word tramps.

1184
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's the elderly in nineteen twenty. You wu was

1185
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 1: to hang out with roustabouts Yeah, and men with tommy guns.

1186
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1187
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:21,800
Speaker 1: Well that's sad.

1188
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it was a missed opportunity of sorts.

1189
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 1: But well, you know, in my act, I have the

1190
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: it was the same situation and then the doctor said

1191
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: that's a burn and oh yeah yeah.

1192
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 5: Yeah it was from but yours was from a match

1193
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 5: or something.

1194
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that very much happened.

1195
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 5: It's amazing.

1196
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, burnt my penis. I think I was very drunk,

1197
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,799
Speaker 1: but you never know. Stuff. If anything is in your

1198
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 1: bathing suit area and other than a bathing suit or underwear,

1199
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: it's uh. I've gone in to planned parenthood because of

1200
00:55:56,680 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: being grown. Harris. Welcome back to meta cold talk.

1201
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,359
Speaker 5: No, I know, yeah, I'm sorry.

1202
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to bring everyone.

1203
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,959
Speaker 7: I had a time that I was trying to put

1204
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 7: this bathing suit on and it was so small that it.

1205
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: Was it seems made up.

1206
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 5: No, this is totally true.

1207
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 1: Okay, and it wasn't your bathing suit. Then you were

1208
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: just trying to put it.

1209
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 5: I was at a friend's place and she was gonna.

1210
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 1: Take pictures of you.

1211
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's actually anything that I could make up at

1212
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 7: this point is better than the real story. But no,

1213
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 7: she was like, yeah, you should try these on, and

1214
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 7: so I was putting them on, and they were so

1215
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 7: small that I remember thinking it would be funny just

1216
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 7: commedically to walk out to the pool with this, just

1217
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 7: like as if nothing.

1218
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 5: It's like the thing is riding up my ass and

1219
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:53,280
Speaker 5: then you could see my balls and everything. But instead

1220
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 5: I was just like, all right, that didn't work, and

1221
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 5: I took them off.

1222
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 7: No, I'm trying to remember how that story ended. Sorry,

1223
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, and then I gave it to the

1224
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 7: girl and she threw them away.

1225
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 1: Oh she because tainted them.

1226
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:15,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's exactly what happened. I tainted her underwear and

1227
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 7: then I she.

1228
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 5: Had me fingered.

1229
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: She had she had fingered you for some of it undercarriage. Yeah,

1230
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: oh well that's well. Do you think did Is there

1231
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 1: any possibility that she looked at them and you had left.

1232
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 4: Like.

1233
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 7: No, I just told her what happened, like the same

1234
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 7: was almost one hundred percent up my ass and it

1235
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 7: wasn't working all right.

1236
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 5: Well, it's not like I'm going to be giving.

1237
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 7: This to the next guy who wants to try on underwear,

1238
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 7: but that happens a romantic situation.

1239
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 5: It was gonna be.

1240
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 7: Did I ever tell you this one? This one's a classic.

1241
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 7: I had gotten off I had gotten off the road

1242
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 7: from uh about eighteen hours straight of a bad travel day,

1243
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 7: like I was laid over, and then they put me

1244
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 7: in some crappy hotel in Indianapolis because I had, you know,

1245
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 7: a delayed flight. And then the next morning I almost

1246
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 7: missed my flight, but I got on last minute, and

1247
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 7: then I had a layover in Chicago and it was

1248
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 7: just like everything was a nightmare. And I finally get

1249
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 7: to LA and I get in the cab, get to

1250
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 7: my place, go right to the car, start driving to

1251
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 7: this place called Gallagher's, which is a couple hours south

1252
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 7: through traffic.

1253
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 5: This is a yeah, a pub where the.

1254
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 7: Neo conservative Yeah, that guy fruit no and so did

1255
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 7: the show. Afterwards, start talking to a young lady and

1256
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 7: we were like, let's party and she was like yeah,

1257
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 7: and so we went to her place, which is around

1258
00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 7: the corner.

1259
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: Oh that kind of party. Yeah, I thought you meant.

1260
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 7: Uh yeah, No, we were kissing at one point, oh wow, yeah,

1261
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 7: so uh and then what happens is, uh, she says

1262
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:15,760
Speaker 7: to me while we're kissing, she goes, do you want

1263
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 7: to take a shower?

1264
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 5: And I was like, well, hell yeah.

1265
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 7: And then she goes, Okay, well, towels are over here,

1266
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 7: and there's soaps and shampoos and all that stuff. I

1267
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 7: guess I guess that. I thought she was saying we

1268
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 7: should both go in there and take a shower together.

1269
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: Oh, that's terrific.

1270
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 7: Turns out she just wanted me to take a shower

1271
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 7: because I must have been just.

1272
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 1: Dirty, just sweaty and yeah.

1273
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 7: And so I said, uh, well, no, I don't want

1274
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 7: to take a shower by myself.

1275
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 5: Who the does that.

1276
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: I never do that. I always said, That's why I

1277
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 1: am often unclean, because there's no one around, and so, uh,

1278
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 1: because I refused to shower alone. It's yeah, I get

1279
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 1: scared because of the movie Psycho.

1280
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 5: I actually have a race in my house right now

1281
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 5: to what gets used up faster. My almond butter or

1282
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 5: my soap.

1283
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: And what do you do with almond butter?

1284
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 5: I do this. I put it on my toasts or

1285
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 5: on my apples.

1286
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: You just put it on.

1287
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 5: But uh, I'm curious. You'll bought the almond butter will

1288
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,479
Speaker 5: be gone way before the soap.

1289
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: Why why did you decide they're in different rooms?

1290
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 7: For one, it's just like when you live alone and

1291
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 7: you're self employed, you come up with random races with

1292
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 7: your household. Yes, and that was one that I thought

1293
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 7: I might try, And the are so crazy.

1294
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 1: The art of doing that, the art of that craziness, yeah,

1295
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 1: is called racism. If I my dad once and I

1296
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 1: remember he came. It was very funny but also sad.

1297
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 1: He bought this mustard at Costco. There was a giant

1298
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 1: gallon jug of mustard and he said, yeah, this is

1299
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: probably gonna be the last mustard I ever buy. And

1300
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 1: I laughed just because it was so much mustard. But

1301
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 1: he still has it, and uh, you know, it's kind

1302
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: of sad. What if it is? What if it is?

1303
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: I think of that.

1304
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 5: Joke and then but it couldn't be.

1305
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 1: It couldn't be. I mean hopefully, well, you know what

1306
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 1: I'm going to visit. I'm gonna throw away that mustard.

1307
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,600
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, throw that away because that's bad energy.

1308
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is bad.

1309
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,439
Speaker 5: Just the fact that he said that it's like a jink.

1310
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 7: It was a funny joke, I suppose, Oh no, no,

1311
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 7: it's very funny on his part, But to actually think it.

1312
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 5: Might happen, it's scary. I have no idea where we are.

1313
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 1: Oh we're at my Look, we're ended up right at

1314
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 1: my beach house.

1315
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 5: Oh we're here. Wow, Yeah, I guess I get disoriented

1316
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 5: in this.

1317
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 1: Incidentally, it is my only it's an apartment, but it

1318
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: is kind of oh look at this. A lot of

1319
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 1: times in LA you never know when up screen is

1320
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 1: going to be cartoonishly blocked off.

1321
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, just for no real.

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Speaker 7: Also, you know, you know it's been bumming me out

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Speaker 7: a lot lately, is uh Pillars in comedy shows, Every

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Speaker 7: fucking LA show has a damn pillar in front of us.

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Speaker 1: Look around.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I think they've got one at Barlou Bitch, and

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Speaker 7: it's like they've got one at the Palace, and there's

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Speaker 7: countless other ones. Like pillars are the enemies of LA

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Speaker 7: comedy shows.

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Speaker 1: But comedy clubs and pill there's something to be said

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Speaker 1: for the pillars of our industry, but I don't think

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Speaker 1: that's what I am almost ever said talking about that

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Speaker 1: was actually, you.

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Speaker 5: Know what has pillars.

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Speaker 7: The ACME Club in Minneapolis has pillars, which I'm going

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Speaker 7: to be at looking at those pillars from August sixth

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Speaker 7: through August tenth.

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Speaker 1: Wrapping it up, would you like to plug anything?

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Speaker 7: I think I'm good with the August second is Austin

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Speaker 7: and then Minneapolis. But I do want to say people, please,

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Speaker 7: uh watch Henry's Kitchen because the only reason I make

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Speaker 7: these things Henry's.

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Speaker 5: Kitchen because people watch.

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Speaker 1: Go on YouTube, go to Henry Phillips's page or just

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Speaker 1: or just YouTube search Henry's Kitchen. Yeah, it should come

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Speaker 1: on and you will and also build up an appetite,

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Speaker 1: which is a terrific combination. But don't try and eat.

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Speaker 5: While my last one came out great except for I

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Speaker 5: forgot to put.

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Speaker 1: The bag spaghetti, it was a really good episode. I

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Speaker 1: laughed hard, solid jokes in that. And then on Behalf

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Speaker 1: of Me, and also the do you need to write podcast?

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01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 1: Go ahead and go on to iTunes and give us

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01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: a positive review. If you want to give a negative one,

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01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 1: you could take that write it down on a piece

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01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 1: of paper, roll it up and stick it in your

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Speaker 1: own ass.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, they're like, hey, I did, I got it

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Speaker 7: up my ass?

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Speaker 5: Now what do I do?

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Speaker 1: Do I get it out?

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Speaker 5: Because I really want people to know how bad to go.

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Speaker 1: To a doctor? I just tuk him through it. There's

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01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 1: a proptologist in your area. I think he's in your

1366
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 1: insurance network as well. You want to have him pull out.

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01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 7: There and then he what he sends it to iTunes

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01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,160
Speaker 7: at that point, how did I? How does iTunes eventually known?

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01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: And the doctor will help you extract your negative review

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01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 1: then send it to iTunes?

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Speaker 5: Do I say which podcast I was? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Just send that And I.

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Speaker 5: Just don't know how they know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll know. Just you'll have your stool sample on

1375
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,000
Speaker 1: there and from that DNA they can figure out who

1376
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 1: you are and what your email is and they'll reply

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01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 1: back to you and say okay, and.

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Speaker 5: I don't need to log in or no, no, they okay.

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01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,880
Speaker 1: You're logging in once you stick something in your ass.

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, technically so they just know from my ISP.

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Speaker 1: All right, I've been Chris fairbankscuse my whole life. This

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Speaker 1: has been Henry Phillips my temporary co host and friend

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01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:36,959
Speaker 1: temporary friend as well. And next time we come back,

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Speaker 1: Karen Kilgarriff will be off of these writing jobs she's

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Speaker 1: been writing on. But until then this has been d

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Speaker 1: Y N A R.

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Speaker 2: I need you want to way back either you want

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01:04:56,320 --> 01:05:01,840
Speaker 2: to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim

1389
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 2: and give us time and turning on and gay.

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off instart. We want to

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Speaker 3: welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about ity scared her?

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Speaker 4: Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Malforn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1395
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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 6: Do you need.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris

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Speaker 5: Four