Speaker 1: Earlier, I was bragging to my girlfriend about how I
Speaker 1: missed you guys and it would be cool to hang out,
Speaker 1: And now we're figuring out sock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, that's why you missed us, bro.
Speaker 3: No, but yeah, I mean I remember. I think that
Speaker 3: was in the the pilot of the Shield where they
Speaker 3: called it a sock party. No Vic Mackie brings in
Speaker 3: a fucking phone book to beat the ship out of
Speaker 3: someone in a police interrogation, to be like, Bro, this
Speaker 3: shitting even to leave bruises. I'm about to beat the hell.
Speaker 2: Out of you with this phone book with a phone book. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: because not leave Bruce, because the point of impact is
Speaker 2: it is so it's so wide miles, that's brilliant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm like, I don't know, bro, somebody definitely
Speaker 3: slapped in the face, that's definitely.
Speaker 2: That's like that thing like you you have to tell
Speaker 2: me if you're a cop, Like, yeah, like a thing
Speaker 2: that they used in the movie or like the first
Speaker 2: phone call. It's like a thing a rule they made
Speaker 2: up for the movies to move things dramatically forward, whereas
Speaker 2: in reality it's just like doesn't work that way. In reality,
Speaker 2: the police don't give a funk if you get a bruise.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, there's some fucking Instagram video called can phone
Speaker 3: books leave bruises experiment experiment?
Speaker 2: This is what we're talking about to the scientific method.
Speaker 3: Oh it's Australians.
Speaker 4: Bruises like a phone book, like a like a fine book.
Speaker 3: Today we test, alright, get to the being this ship
Speaker 3: at each other. I'm actually sorry, I mean, oh no,
Speaker 3: why do you have to have his bare ass out
Speaker 3: to get hit with.
Speaker 2: The It was important to the to the shot composition. Anyway,
Speaker 2: those guys want to fuck each other so bad, you
Speaker 2: can tell. Yeah, let me give my butt out for
Speaker 2: what bro our third scientific experiment that somehow requires me
Speaker 2: to be faced down with my bare.
Speaker 3: What are you doing with lighter? We're making a video
Speaker 3: r about of an experiment began to at least bruise something.
Speaker 5: Today we're going to experiment on weather a watched pot
Speaker 5: actually boils and h For this first part, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: go lay down out in the backyard with my bare
Speaker 5: ass in the ass down as what.
Speaker 3: That's the way we like to experiment.
Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, seventy eight,
Speaker 2: Episode three of I Got It. That's right, it's a
Speaker 2: production of iHeart Radio, and it is a podcast where
Speaker 2: we take a deep dive into American share consciousness. It's
Speaker 2: fucking true. It's true what they say. We do, take
Speaker 2: a deep dive into America share consciousness. It is Wednesday,
Speaker 2: March fifth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: Find another a March the fifth Man. Well, it's National
Speaker 3: wrong Cheese Doodle Day. It's National absynth today. And hey,
Speaker 3: why don't you pull up to the guy with the
Speaker 3: funny collar and the big house and let him put
Speaker 3: some ash on your forehead and a plus sign because
Speaker 3: it's ash Wednesday. Y'all.
Speaker 2: I've been hearing abouday sun. Did you think what what
Speaker 2: was that? I don't know I was I was trying
Speaker 2: to do like some Latin type ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, dude, get that ash on, Get
Speaker 3: your ash on.
Speaker 2: Get your ash on.
Speaker 3: Is this when lent starts? Is let baby baby?
Speaker 2: This is so yesterday, Fat Tuesday, Tuesday, because this is
Speaker 2: when the Catholics stop. It's like Ramadan, but they can't
Speaker 2: eat at all.
Speaker 3: Forty days, forty nights.
Speaker 2: The Catholics aren't allowed to eat it all or give
Speaker 2: up your so many kids.
Speaker 3: I love the logic of the twisted logic I applied
Speaker 3: to observing lent because for me, I was like, this
Speaker 3: is how I'm going to rebounce my karmic scale to
Speaker 3: be like, I've been fucking up God, I won't smoke
Speaker 3: weed during the week. And that was what I did. Uh.
Speaker 2: Those are like my first brushes with sobriety.
Speaker 3: Was like, I'm gonna try. I'm going to try and
Speaker 3: quit drinking for lent.
Speaker 2: And I actually did it once in my twenties and
Speaker 2: I was like, so I can't have a problem.
Speaker 3: I'm good here, right.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, And then I tried it again in my thirties.
Speaker 2: Didn't take more than a couple of days. The four loco, Yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: And now I don't drink at all.
Speaker 3: Anyway, they should make three loco to you know, to
Speaker 3: honor the triune god for Trinity. Trinity, let's take one
Speaker 3: loco off the fucking table here. I get back to Brad.
Speaker 3: I mean, it was father something was.
Speaker 2: It made illegal like they outlawed it.
Speaker 3: There was pre band, there is there's the pre band
Speaker 3: for loco that killed a couple of kids. And then yes,
Speaker 3: and then the other stuff that just made gave you
Speaker 3: terrible stomach problems if you pounded more than.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the problem is big government interfering.
Speaker 2: Saying RFK is here.
Speaker 3: And ran the famous vampire libertarian author.
Speaker 2: Yes he's on her grind. Oh yeah, my name is
Speaker 2: Jack O'Brien. A ka, good night sweet Skype. Well it's
Speaker 2: time to go that one courtesy of halcyon Salad on
Speaker 2: the Discord, R I p to Skype although today service
Speaker 2: being put out to pasture on CNN.
Speaker 3: They were talking to uh, the Canadian politician Jack Meat
Speaker 3: Singh and they they in the corner. They said via Skype.
Speaker 3: I was like, y'all, I'm not gonna be able to
Speaker 3: do that shit for long, Like too little, too late Skype.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one last hurrah, the rage against the dying of
Speaker 1: the SKYPEA.
Speaker 2: The Skype marketing person like runs into the office today,
Speaker 2: like I got an exclusive.
Speaker 3: We're on CNN.
Speaker 2: They're like, bardie, buddy, buddy, Yeah, your ship is in
Speaker 2: a box.
Speaker 3: No, no, we did not. It's gonna be a mall
Speaker 3: parking lot.
Speaker 2: Does make me wonder though Halsey on Salads, using the
Speaker 2: death of Skype to in that song context does imply
Speaker 2: that that good Night, Sweetheart song was about so like
Speaker 2: someone they were about to murder. Maybe, I don't know,
Speaker 2: spook spooky if you think about it that way. Anyways,
Speaker 2: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host.
Speaker 3: It's mister Miles Gray's mister Miles Gray aka Gary Slime
Speaker 3: aka Salim Yard. That's my name backwards. I was used
Speaker 3: to say that as a kid, and also the Lord
Speaker 3: of Lancersham the showgun with no gun back in the
Speaker 3: San Fernando Valley just for a little bit, as I
Speaker 3: hope to return to the wonderful altady in the area. Anyway,
Speaker 3: thank you for having me Backjack the Lean Yard. Yeah, Yard,
Speaker 3: I had this whole thing when I was a kid
Speaker 3: where I would say everything backwards in my head. I
Speaker 3: don't know if that's like a weird thing or light
Speaker 3: OCD or whatever, but there was like a time where
Speaker 3: like I could not like I would figure out if
Speaker 3: I was fucking with a word based on how it
Speaker 3: sounded backwards to me. Yeah, yeah, anyway, I still do
Speaker 3: that shit. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: It's a it's very un't worry about it.
Speaker 3: Nearbo Cash, dude, dearbau Cash is kind of dope.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's like like it's always a good clue
Speaker 2: in like a book that's ammed at eleven year olds.
Speaker 3: It's like that's actually satan backwards.
Speaker 1: There's something about this doctor Alu card guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Miles, we are thrilled to be joined once again
Speaker 6: by a writer, one of the best podcast hosts and
Speaker 6: executive producers doing it.
Speaker 3: Yep, you know him from.
Speaker 2: Stuff they don't want you to know, Ridiculous history Missing
Speaker 2: in Arizona.
Speaker 1: It's Ben Buller boll Oh snap off writing in aka
Speaker 1: nil wob nebb missed you guys, Uh nilob Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got the got the got got the gray Miles. Uh
Speaker 1: so hard there you guys. How how are you doing?
Speaker 1: It's been fucking forever.
Speaker 3: Good, So I'm doing. Everything is great. Twenty twenty five
Speaker 3: started off with a bang and yeah, no notes, no notes,
Speaker 3: no notes.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: I love thank you so much for asking love to
Speaker 3: see an outsider get go to DC and just kind
Speaker 3: of shake things up, you know what I mean, thing
Speaker 3: to the point where you've killed it because you shook
Speaker 3: it so hard.
Speaker 1: Uh spelling spelling shake s h E I K surely.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes exactly yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, yeah, yeah, no, No, it's cool that we
Speaker 1: have a Russian president.
Speaker 2: You know, that's really like.
Speaker 3: I feel like the news really isn't doing a good
Speaker 3: job of like acknowledging the moment and that you.
Speaker 2: Know, they I think they're nailing it.
Speaker 3: They want to talk about Obama all the time, but
Speaker 3: then I'm talking about our first Russian president. Damn. I know.
Speaker 2: Thank you or that's the real de e I right,
Speaker 2: that we were looking for as a country.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: It does seem like we're going to try and go
Speaker 2: Trump free on this bitch. But it does seem like
Speaker 2: we're we might be seeing the beginnings of some sort
Speaker 2: of the mainstream media waking.
Speaker 3: Up, because it's you can do whatever.
Speaker 2: That turns out, you can do whatever the fuck you want,
Speaker 2: as long as you don't as well, just don't.
Speaker 3: Fuck up my money.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yees yeah, Ben, We're thrilled to have you here.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 2: in a moment. First, we are going to tell the
Speaker 2: listeners a couple of the things that we're talking about
Speaker 2: today on this video episode. You can go watch this
Speaker 2: on YouTube see what see what it looks like On Friday, First,
Speaker 2: we're going to check in with our ongoing destroid watch.
Speaker 3: It's like, let's go.
Speaker 2: Asid Yeah all right, Yeah, it's for some reason the
Speaker 2: media has been quiet about it. We got a.
Speaker 3: Lot of it because it's so scary.
Speaker 2: The chances have gone up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll check in.
Speaker 2: Usually do a really good job about, like, you know,
Speaker 2: de escalate when they have a problem they're talking about.
Speaker 2: They usually do a good job of de escalating and
Speaker 2: being like okay, guys. So it turns out not so.
Speaker 2: So we're just going to check in see what the
Speaker 2: percentage is that we are going to My underrated a
Speaker 2: few weeks ago was like mondanity and just like finding
Speaker 2: mundane shit to do, reconnecting with the mundane, because everybody's
Speaker 2: just connected to this big, horrible hive mind where we
Speaker 2: all feel like we're losing all the time. And so
Speaker 2: we're gonna do a mundanity check and some of the
Speaker 2: trends trends of just the stupidest mundane shit people are
Speaker 2: doing online. And we're also we're also going to connect
Speaker 2: with our ridiculous history appearances because there's some weird flexes
Speaker 2: from history that we want to check in with. Some
Speaker 2: mundane trends from the past that we want to talk
Speaker 2: to you about. Ben, I am so on board with us.
Speaker 2: By the way, we will talk about Mark Zuckerberg's Benson
Speaker 2: Boone tribute to his wife.
Speaker 1: It's all about her in a way that was all
Speaker 1: about him and her. I mean me, yes, all of
Speaker 1: that plenty more. But first, Ben, we do you like
Speaker 1: to ask our guests what is something from your search
Speaker 1: history that is revealing about who you are?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: I know you guys rightly roast me on some of
Speaker 1: these things. First off, I got super into camels. Camels
Speaker 1: switching off marlboroughs. I hear that's better for your Turkey
Speaker 1: silver long distance running.
Speaker 2: Yeah, more Turkish royal. Yeuy, you're right.
Speaker 1: Uh No, dude, camels look goofy. Everybody is pretending that
Speaker 1: camels are a normal thing you saw in person. I
Speaker 1: have seen camels in the past, not to brag. Also
Speaker 1: to your earlier point about historical flexes. You guys, remember
Speaker 1: you taught me that Charles Darwin actually ate instance of animal.
Speaker 1: So I ate some camel recently, and I felt kind
Speaker 1: of bad because you know, if you look at them,
Speaker 1: they got the clown shoes, you know, through millions of
Speaker 1: years of evolution. They're always kind of American at you.
Speaker 2: Wait, they have big feet that like go out like
Speaker 2: like our feet. What do you mean clown shoes? Dude?
Speaker 1: They have very wide like why they fat feet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like Clydesdale's. Yeah, Quintin Terrans Clydesdale's Quentin Tarantino would
Speaker 1: love it as she learns about camel feet.
Speaker 3: Not enough to on that, not enough total for him.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, cammel camel's are. In the previous conversation, we
Speaker 1: talked about the octopus and the fact that the octopus
Speaker 1: can dream, right, and uh, how they can exhibit colors
Speaker 1: via their chrematophorce. Anyway, I got super into camels because we,
Speaker 1: uh we found out on ridiculous history that back in
Speaker 1: the eighteen hundreds, the US government tried to start their
Speaker 1: own camel core that's what they called it.
Speaker 3: That's a sub genre of music.
Speaker 1: I b yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's the new
Speaker 1: Uzbek drill rap exactly, camel cor.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So learned about that and then thought of you guys
Speaker 1: when I was looking into another thing about astrology and government,
Speaker 1: like how the the world powers will often consult low
Speaker 1: key with astrologers to determine timing of policy. At this point,
Speaker 1: I have to ask you, guys, what's your sign?
Speaker 2: M I mean, first of all, my only complaint with
Speaker 2: that is that it's low key. I think we should
Speaker 2: all be respecting the stars openly and proudly. My sign
Speaker 2: is Leo, and I've never told anyone that I was
Speaker 2: a Leo without them being like, that makes sense, And
Speaker 2: then they've never been able to explain why it makes
Speaker 2: sense to me in a way that is satisfactory.
Speaker 3: Right, because you go on a room and you just
Speaker 3: let you just roar and let everybody know, I know,
Speaker 3: big personality like that sort of stereotypical Leo trade. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm a Virgo like nine percent of the earth.
Speaker 1: Uh huh right, right, Like you're on the you're on
Speaker 1: a date and someone says, oh my god, you're Sagittarius
Speaker 1: and you say, oh, what's that?
Speaker 2: A one and twelve chance?
Speaker 3: That's not right?
Speaker 1: We should play another stupid version of the lottery.
Speaker 3: They what did they? What happens like an astrologers like
Speaker 3: I don't don't fucking sign no Voting Rights Act? Right now? Wait?
Speaker 1: True story, true story. Okay, two examples keep it quick Uh.
Speaker 1: The nation of Myanmar back in like two thousand and five,
Speaker 1: they moved their entire fucking capital to a new place
Speaker 1: that had not been built because an astrologer told them
Speaker 1: they needed to avoid a disaster. So for true believers,
Speaker 1: this becomes interesting because three years later, in two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight, the biggest natural disaster in all of the
Speaker 1: nation's history of mean mark It hit the location of
Speaker 1: the old capital. So people were again convinced that there
Speaker 1: was some sort of discernible, predictable pattern in the stars.
Speaker 1: For a lot of us in the Zeit Gang gang
Speaker 1: guying guy, all right.
Speaker 3: You're from the South, don't you don't have to cover it.
Speaker 2: Up, you guys? Uh?
Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan and the Reagan administration gang. Yes, yeah, sorry, guys,
Speaker 1: I was regang Uh consulted with uh an astrologer named
Speaker 1: Joan Quickly and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Nancy and Ryan yeah yeah, some of some
Speaker 2: of our greatest decision makers of all time. Did you
Speaker 2: guys hear that Tarantino announced his tenth movie. No, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be an adaptation of this Little Piggy. All right, Ben,
Speaker 2: what is something that you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: Underrated? Since we're talking about the South waffle House. Waffle
Speaker 1: House severely underrated. FEMA needs waffle House to uh to
Speaker 1: rate natural disasters, which is crazy. The waffle House Index
Speaker 1: is a real thing. It's like unofficial getting air quotes.
Speaker 1: But but yeah.
Speaker 3: Folks at home, he's doing air quotes people that are
Speaker 3: just listening. That's why you should check out the YouTube.
Speaker 3: Check out the YouTube episode on Friday so you can
Speaker 3: see his fingers go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've got a fingies.
Speaker 3: We saw.
Speaker 7: Going, yeah, can I get the breakfast omelet with some
Speaker 7: potato fingies.
Speaker 3: Roasted potato fingies.
Speaker 2: Have you guys been the waffles?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, hell yeah man, oh yeah about like
Speaker 3: it capped?
Speaker 2: I like it smothered, you know, smothered, covered, covered, Wait,
Speaker 2: which one's cheese? I forget anyway?
Speaker 3: Yes, everything onions, gravy, ge whatever, bro, I want to
Speaker 3: all asleep at the table.
Speaker 2: They'll fuck with you. Yeah it we I think during
Speaker 2: like our last like when they were like five hurricanes
Speaker 2: converging on the southeast of the US, we covered a
Speaker 2: story about the waffle House Index and that like they
Speaker 2: take it seriously. They're like they have their own situation room.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, the like of meteorologists. They're tracking these because
Speaker 2: they were like, well, we need to stay open. We
Speaker 2: make great money when we're the only thing that's open
Speaker 2: within one hundred square miles, So we like track everything, know,
Speaker 2: like what needs to happen in order to stay open.
Speaker 2: And because the government is apparently cheap, they're just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's just pay attention to their the thing and are
Speaker 2: you guys open? Yes, that's what they do. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also this, uh, this goes into our idea of prognostication,
Speaker 1: the idea of measuring, as we said, the uh not
Speaker 1: on zero likelihood of asteroids showing up just a party.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And uh, I gotta tell you, guys, I was thinking
Speaker 1: of waffle House specifically because of the disaster index, but
Speaker 1: also because I recently got in deep with waffle House.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to extricate myself.
Speaker 2: You ow them money.
Speaker 1: They're pretty gangster man, Honestly, you know, I just don't
Speaker 1: want to end up scattered, covered and smothered, you know,
Speaker 1: So I'm going to recommend.
Speaker 3: You saw what happened that last guy who had renegged
Speaker 3: on that NFT deal with waffle House, like you're trying
Speaker 3: to do. They put all that American cheese down his throat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is something, Ben? Do you think is overrated?
Speaker 1: Artificial intelligence?
Speaker 2: Come off it? What?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: I think it's underrated because everybody keeps talking about it.
Speaker 3: Do you know people who actually have that kind of
Speaker 3: fucking like logic they apply to things like, well, now
Speaker 3: that everyone's against it, I'm actually for it. You're like,
Speaker 3: I like a research thing that just tells me what
Speaker 3: I want to hear. I think that's especially important in
Speaker 3: our modern world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just all right, So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Philosophically, Uh, this is gonna sound dumb, but humans can't
Speaker 1: define intelligence to begin with. So if an intelligent thing exists,
Speaker 1: why is it inherently artificial? Also, also, the large language
Speaker 1: models are just kind of trash. And I feel like
Speaker 1: an old Dodo yelling at the sky.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And I know it's I know, like you guys are
Speaker 1: shouting out already. It's it's very there's a very important
Speaker 1: social trend to be contrarian or to love a thing
Speaker 1: or to hate a thing. But I would look at
Speaker 1: the money at this point, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And I love that NFT comparison. Yeah, remember when everybody
Speaker 1: was all about at FTSE and there was like board
Speaker 1: ape or whatever, and that was the future.
Speaker 3: Even selling episodes of podcasts I as NFTs I've heard anyway,
Speaker 3: but that's neither here nor there. But yeah, no, I
Speaker 3: mean I think that is a huge part of it.
Speaker 3: Is like you just see how who is invested in
Speaker 3: making people think it's great, and you're like.
Speaker 2: And this one like going back to our point of
Speaker 2: like the media only wakes up that things are fucked
Speaker 2: up when the stock market starts to crumble. The stock
Speaker 2: market is so heavily leveraged on ai shit right now
Speaker 2: because it's like all these massive tech companies that haven't
Speaker 2: been able to come up with their next innovation, and
Speaker 2: so they're like, this is that's where all of this
Speaker 2: hype and energy comes from. Is like we get to
Speaker 2: keep like getting people more and more excited about some
Speaker 2: future like growth. I know it's not good to be
Speaker 2: making that hand gesture at that angle, but like future
Speaker 2: guys that way, but it's it's buzzy now. It's like
Speaker 2: it's a hip thing to do.
Speaker 3: See that. There was a guy who owned a construction company.
Speaker 3: Did you see that clip where the dude did it
Speaker 3: at a fucking like conservative meetup and then everyone's like
Speaker 3: what the fuck and he's like, yo, I was just
Speaker 3: emulating the fun Elon Musk. It was a joke.
Speaker 2: It was fun one, not not the Hitler one.
Speaker 8: One.
Speaker 3: That's like, what's sort of the logic. It was like
Speaker 3: just just goof around, you know. It's like that that
Speaker 3: was supposed to be taken like as an actual Just
Speaker 3: because of doing a literal Nazi salute doesn't mean you
Speaker 3: should take it literally as some kind of Nazi salute.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Really, it's really it's a moment for you guys to
Speaker 1: hold yourself.
Speaker 2: Uh you know what I mean. I'm just saying, open
Speaker 2: your eyes, man. Yeah. But yeah they are. They're like,
Speaker 2: I don't think this one is going to fall apart
Speaker 2: until it absolutely has to, at which point the stock
Speaker 2: market is going to take just the hugest ship. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean that's why Deep seek Ai was such
Speaker 3: a huge shakeup, because they're like, bro, They're like, hold on, bro,
Speaker 3: y'all ask this for hundreds of millions of dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 3: to get this shit going. They just said they did.
Speaker 3: This ship was seven million and then just cheated off
Speaker 3: your open source What the look, but we need more,
Speaker 3: We need the money for more processors to beat them.
Speaker 3: And it's just that the fucking marry go around goes
Speaker 3: round and round and round, and it's like, bro, you're
Speaker 3: not making money, you're spending money, and no one's like
Speaker 3: this ship is now. I cannot live day to day
Speaker 3: without it.
Speaker 2: No, all the innovation that's happened, like positively from the
Speaker 2: tech industry, or at least the vast majority of it,
Speaker 2: has been like driven by open source and like being
Speaker 2: able to like bring together a lot of minds, and
Speaker 2: the current iteration of the tech industry is all about
Speaker 2: siloing things off and protecting like investments essentially. And so yeah,
Speaker 2: they're gonna be getting the shit kicked out of them
Speaker 2: by other countries for the next I don't know, however,
Speaker 2: many decades until they recognize that this is a major problem.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what point will it be too late?
Speaker 1: Our favorite humor is gallows humor, and there is no
Speaker 1: whistle like a graveyard whistle.
Speaker 2: Right. I also I got what a graveyard whistle is, man.
Speaker 1: Holy ship, So uh, this is this is something also
Speaker 1: that I think is very interesting for all of us
Speaker 1: who are fans of language I love the corporate buzzwords
Speaker 1: that are coming out now, and it's so easy to
Speaker 1: make your own and just say it confidently with a
Speaker 1: straight face, and people will be like, like, let's uh,
Speaker 1: let's smack this with the folk book or whatever. Yeah, see,
Speaker 1: so it will go yeah, yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Look, we're just gonna take this code, just gonna beat
Speaker 3: it with a sack of oranges. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Get me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are.
Speaker 2: They frequently are like kind of violent. Yeah. Yeah, Like
Speaker 2: how we have a spear because we like to you know,
Speaker 2: we're the part that actually goes into the enemy's mid
Speaker 2: section and dis disembowls them.
Speaker 3: What my division does serted barbs. So when you pull
Speaker 3: it out for another strike, you then evisceraate them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys crushed that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what we do? We just talked. We just
Speaker 3: talked about medieval weapons all the time. Off, Uh, let's
Speaker 3: take a quick break. We're running out of time.
Speaker 2: We got to come back and check out storid Wise,
Speaker 2: I don't see how close this fucking thing is to us.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard from the New York Times in fucking weeks.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
Speaker 3: And we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back, and it is time for stroid.
Speaker 3: What we got shot? Okay, so last time we checked in,
Speaker 3: we were around three point one percent. That was three
Speaker 3: point one let's take it a guarantee, bro, Bro, that's again,
Speaker 3: like we said last time, don't look at that as
Speaker 3: a ninety seven percent chance it doesn't hit. Look at
Speaker 3: that is a three percent chance that we're all gonna die.
Speaker 3: Just dig into that three luxuriate in theol. Right, I'm
Speaker 3: guessing were he starts smoking exactly exact somebody called fat Joe,
Speaker 3: because I'm guessing the percentage now is all the way up. Okay,
Speaker 3: let me look right now, according to the SUPERU telescopes data,
Speaker 3: zero point zero zero four percent.
Speaker 2: Fuck alright, so it's not that's just like a telescope
Speaker 2: on someone's super That's just like that telescope's opinion opinion.
Speaker 3: Man, fun, So it's down to it presents no risk anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh but hold on, there's a chance you can hit
Speaker 3: the moon.
Speaker 2: It can hit the mo, but one almost sounds even
Speaker 2: more fun. Someone take the moon down a peg, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's kind of an asshole as
Speaker 2: far as planets and.
Speaker 3: Planetary respect of your cycle get out of here, you
Speaker 3: lunar freak. But apparently that could also go down to zero.
Speaker 3: So all right, back to work everyone, straight, watch over,
Speaker 3: no more.
Speaker 2: See here bo. That's it. Also my underrated this week
Speaker 2: was wind. And you know, the moon gets a lot
Speaker 2: of the credit for the movement of the ocean. It's
Speaker 2: all wind, it's all It's basically all wind, like the tides,
Speaker 2: yes are the moon, but waves are all wind.
Speaker 1: Okay, is this like a tease for your new hit
Speaker 1: piece on the moon.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, I'm not a fan, not a fan many.
Speaker 3: Yeah, new moon called okay, lunar it's not great. It's
Speaker 3: just Jack reading a bunch of moon facts and you
Speaker 3: believe that. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know. This is
Speaker 3: funny to see, like how it's we were all reading
Speaker 3: about the earth sitting, earth destroying or city destroying asteris
Speaker 3: that might hit and then fucking crickets And then I
Speaker 3: look and then I'm like, oh right, it's because they didn't.
Speaker 3: The media is not there to reinforce our feelings. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: it's all just clickbait. Now, yeah, it's all clickbait. They
Speaker 3: might have written about it, but that's just like not
Speaker 3: the way, are you attention? Ecosystem works anymore? Well?
Speaker 2: Also, fear point, though.
Speaker 1: We can't stop anything, right, we like, human civilization doesn't
Speaker 1: have the technology currently to do anything other than observe
Speaker 1: and ship moment, we.
Speaker 2: Can stop it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure, like you two guys Miles.
Speaker 2: And yeah, if we just consulted the right star charts,
Speaker 2: we would have actually been good.
Speaker 3: I get so high. I hijack a Blue Origin spaceship
Speaker 3: at knife point, and I fucking handle it. Okay, that's
Speaker 3: how That's how I pitched it to NASA, and they
Speaker 3: were like, no, Nasa.
Speaker 2: NASA straight up went up there on the dart mission
Speaker 2: landed on an asteroid impact.
Speaker 3: They didn't land. That's armageddon. I think they landed.
Speaker 2: So they landed with Bruce will Miles. Okay, so Miles
Speaker 2: hasn't done the research that I have, so they put
Speaker 2: together they put together a team of oil drillers. Okay, landed.
Speaker 2: I totally was thinking of armageddon. I watched the feed,
Speaker 2: I watched the fucking feet of the dart mission and still,
Speaker 2: uh my brain, my memory got overtaken by armageddon. But anyways,
Speaker 2: they they were able to steer. Was it a com
Speaker 2: are An asteroid. An asteroid asteroid like like slightly off
Speaker 2: its course early enough in advance. And the thing that
Speaker 2: they knocked off its path was bigger than the one.
Speaker 2: This one. So, by the way, this wasn't even an
Speaker 2: Earth destroyer. This is a city destroyer. It wasn't ship, Okay, wasn't.
Speaker 3: I'll put me, just put me in fucking ground zero.
Speaker 3: Brought gobble that ship up up there.
Speaker 2: It's got a phone book big enough to hit the asteroid, won't.
Speaker 3: They won't even know what happened. Bagg of oranges and
Speaker 3: phone book. Bro.
Speaker 2: We don't do it at night when it's asleep, you know,
Speaker 2: sneak up on it. Lash point though, true story before
Speaker 2: we get the emails. The United States during the Cold
Speaker 2: War did have a plan to attempt to detonate nuclear
Speaker 2: weapons on the Moon just you know, fuck around, figure
Speaker 2: out Project A one one nine. They were so horny
Speaker 2: to detonate nuclear weapons fucking everywhere. Yeah, they're all over,
Speaker 2: like Greenland, the Arctic.
Speaker 3: They were so fun you have as a kid, like
Speaker 3: when you bring like an empty coke can into a
Speaker 3: pool and you're like duool water here to pour it out?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: Photo Yeah, photos of the like Las Vegas beauty contests
Speaker 2: that are happening. That's like miss nuclear bomb and there's
Speaker 2: like a mushroom cloud in the background. Like there's just
Speaker 2: some incredible stupid.
Speaker 3: Atomic architecture and like home goods back then, that whole
Speaker 3: like interior design style that was built out of our
Speaker 3: love of the fucking vaporizing weapon, the atomic bomb.
Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of historical stupidity that we should be taking
Speaker 2: r Q from. Uh, let's talk about our pitch for
Speaker 2: a return to the mundane that we're already starting to
Speaker 2: see the early signs of. I was talking about this
Speaker 2: podcast Ben. Have you heard the Blind Boy podcast? I
Speaker 2: have not. He's this Irish artist. He was in the
Speaker 2: rap group the Rubber Bandits, and he just has a
Speaker 2: really cool kind of like it's like half poetry, half him,
Speaker 2: just like talking sometimes really great interviews with Irish people.
Speaker 2: But he interviewed this guy who goes around Ireland like
Speaker 2: lifting rocks for like just the and these rocks, these
Speaker 2: rocks are like famous. They're like, oh, that's the you know,
Speaker 2: Blarney Stoner. You know it's not, but like they're famous
Speaker 2: rocks from an era when this was like a essentially
Speaker 2: a sporting event. The local strong man comes to town
Speaker 2: and tries to lift your like famous.
Speaker 3: Rock and these are big ass rocks, big ass rocks.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you were getting ideas there for a second,
Speaker 2: because I can lift I can. Yeah, No, big ass
Speaker 2: rocks which are like have weird centers of gravity, so
Speaker 2: you have to like have like their strategy involved. Anyway, Like,
Speaker 2: after listening to them talk about lifting rocks for an
Speaker 2: hour and a half, I was like, this is the
Speaker 2: future of entertainment. I really feel like we need to
Speaker 2: get bring back Mundanity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's not the failed hybrid band that was.
Speaker 3: Olivia Munn was the lead singer of Danity Kine, not
Speaker 3: that Miley.
Speaker 2: You wrote that in the dock. I went and googled.
Speaker 2: I didn't get it because sucks.
Speaker 3: The other one.
Speaker 2: So I went and googled Olivia Munn's singer and they
Speaker 2: were like, she's been in like some music videos. I guess.
Speaker 3: But guess what. My Wisconsin football fans love this. Remember
Speaker 3: the celebrity power couple of Olivia Munn and Ron Dane
Speaker 3: also known as Mundane. Alright, alright again timely reference that
Speaker 3: man is forty six years old now. But anyway, yeah,
Speaker 3: finger on the pulse folks, Yeah, the finger on the
Speaker 3: pulse of a corpse that expired twenty years ago. But yeah,
Speaker 3: so the latest one. This is the reason why I
Speaker 3: brought it up because Jack, when you brought that up,
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, no, we are due for mundanity again.
Speaker 3: Is this like trend? Now? That is quote the droppings
Speaker 3: drop stuff on your foot challenge? Uh now, now I
Speaker 3: just seemed to basically what people do is they're just
Speaker 3: out here dropping ship on their feet and going, oh gee, hey.
Speaker 2: Ben, real quick fix your face when Miles was talking
Speaker 2: about the new national pastime.
Speaker 3: But say that you're right, You're right, you better like
Speaker 3: you better like downtown Vegas. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: When I bring this up, I want to see you
Speaker 1: guys are right, and I I need to just move
Speaker 1: with the times I need for the time. You know,
Speaker 1: I need to stop catching ship right before it drops
Speaker 1: on my feet. That's yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Otherwise, like that's why I look like a cop because
Speaker 1: I keep catching ship before it.
Speaker 3: Or moving your foot out the way like a coward.
Speaker 2: Uh, this is you saw.
Speaker 3: So this challenge isn't that dumb though, because what happens
Speaker 3: is a person drops something heavy on their foot. Then
Speaker 3: after they yell aUI. They then rate the pain on
Speaker 3: a scale of one to ten. So that's that's how
Speaker 3: it's different. But yeah, you're right, that isn't that So
Speaker 3: this one's not that dumb. You're right, No, no, no,
Speaker 3: this is way better.
Speaker 2: It's like the thing before about the lifting the heavyweights,
Speaker 2: but they've added like a sequel into They've added a
Speaker 2: second act where you left heavyweight, then drop it on
Speaker 2: your foot, and then even a third act wherein you
Speaker 2: rate the pain.
Speaker 3: So this is from ITV news because I mean, predictably,
Speaker 3: I think it seems like TikTok has pretty much censored
Speaker 3: the hashtag because something about violating community guidelines around like
Speaker 3: hurting yourself needlessly and promoting that kind of behavior or something.
Speaker 3: But here's something from ITV news. Or they were showing
Speaker 3: just kind of like some of the clips of people
Speaker 3: that were just just drop his ship on the little
Speaker 3: feat seas.
Speaker 2: And have you seen this trend?
Speaker 3: What all right?
Speaker 2: So that one looks fucking like nothing, That is nothing.
Speaker 2: That guy's got weak feet.
Speaker 3: He I'm trying to I'm trying to gain how heavy
Speaker 3: of how heavy bottomed of a boiling pot that was,
Speaker 3: because if it's.
Speaker 2: Just just been pot. So he just dropped them a
Speaker 2: pasta pot on his foot, and.
Speaker 3: Then this might he might be happening. Okay, let's go on,
Speaker 3: Well it might be really bad for you.
Speaker 9: The video show.
Speaker 3: Okay, now, this dude's about to drop a fucking air fryer. Yes,
Speaker 3: this I don't like. But watch how low he gets is.
Speaker 9: Dropping increasingly heavy objects on their feet like toasters and
Speaker 9: brook Okay, he's hamming it up a little TV remote.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's all it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a TV remote.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 3: I've seen people start with like a tennis racket and
Speaker 3: then like move their way up to like a full on,
Speaker 3: like forty million artillery show.
Speaker 2: Yeah they have a fortyish jacket's Texas, Baby, you can
Speaker 2: have world building. Yeah okay, you know right, just I'm
Speaker 2: just seeing what else.
Speaker 9: Time of pain and disability and advice users to stay
Speaker 9: well clear as it could damage the nerves, bones or
Speaker 9: joints in your face.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's just like a pediatrist's opinion, man, opinion, man, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I like that they had to go to a pediatrist
Speaker 3: to be like this cool or what right?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 3: Right? We're good here?
Speaker 2: Uh, could we look at the so I really liked this,
Speaker 2: this one that I mentioned my last pitch from Mondanity
Speaker 2: that is making cookies, making chocolate chip cookies with trash grabbers,
Speaker 2: so you can't use your hands, you can only use
Speaker 2: ash grabbers. And I just like the challenge of it,
Speaker 2: the creativity, the messiness, and uh, they really seem to
Speaker 2: be having fun.
Speaker 3: I think they also might be hammered.
Speaker 2: But like, are they are they high?
Speaker 3: Are they almost?
Speaker 2: Definitely?
Speaker 3: I don't know why are they on trout? We'll probably
Speaker 3: won't be able to play the audio because of this
Speaker 3: damn a team theme song. But anyway, here we go.
Speaker 2: You get the idea off of basically they're softening that butter.
Speaker 2: I like that. It's a team effort. Yeah, totally, so
Speaker 2: it's a team effort.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is totally like this is some drunk I'm
Speaker 3: bored in my cabin type ship. Yeah, you're like, let's
Speaker 3: make your game out of the objects that.
Speaker 2: Are haunting us in this up like summer camp, absolute
Speaker 2: crippling boredom. Yeah, let's do anything. Let's event a new sport,
Speaker 2: which is how we got basketball, by the way, so
Speaker 2: just you know, couldn't James Nasmith was like, teaching a
Speaker 2: bunch of children at a school and it was like
Speaker 2: too cold outside to play any of the sports that existed,
Speaker 2: and like, in order to get the kids to stop
Speaker 2: like jacking off, he was like, let's let's create a
Speaker 2: sport that you guys can play inside. Uh, and that
Speaker 2: hence we have basketball.
Speaker 3: It is just so many and so stuff. Was just like,
Speaker 3: just stop these people from jacking off. Eat this damn
Speaker 3: cereal instead of freaking jack over there. Goddamn it.
Speaker 1: Someone right now is uh, someone right now is pitching
Speaker 1: Daily's geist to kids to stop them right, like.
Speaker 3: To high schoolers. Yeah, just bad pitch.
Speaker 2: People the show they can't keep their hands off themselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I blame you guys sexual attention. Honestly I do too.
Speaker 3: Is my wife? I said, look, it is what it is, babe.
Speaker 3: We got to eat people like what they like, you know.
Speaker 2: Check out also our videos on our YouTube channel where
Speaker 2: we start doing physical challenges that required me to go
Speaker 2: into the backyard with my ass up in the air
Speaker 2: for sciences.
Speaker 3: Will leave me alone for.
Speaker 2: Once we have an ice cream cone filled with bird
Speaker 2: seed in your ass.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's corns are a menace you're.
Speaker 1: Putting in the work though, thank you for your service man.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you have to throw them at like that.
Speaker 3: You were getting the bird seat everywhere.
Speaker 2: I uh I, So like, historically this has been a
Speaker 2: thing that is like coming gone. There's flagpole sitting is
Speaker 2: what I mentioned last time, and also phone booth stuffing
Speaker 2: are two historical trends that totally died out. They were
Speaker 2: apparently like huge briefly flagpole sitting in the twenties and thirties,
Speaker 2: phone booth stuffing in the like fifties and early sixties.
Speaker 2: And then people discovered having sex with each other in
Speaker 2: the sixties, and we're like, oh, this is fucking way.
Speaker 2: That's what they were trying to get out the whole time.
Speaker 2: Is that right? Wait?
Speaker 3: So hell might just be a construct to keep me
Speaker 3: in line. I got sutt down for some sex me.
Speaker 2: The phone booth stuff in Wikipedia page has an interesting
Speaker 2: like run down there, like this was once referred to
Speaker 2: as one of the all time great fads by the
Speaker 2: Bridgeport Post shoot all time great fads, but it was
Speaker 2: considered passe by nineteen fifty nine, and then they say
Speaker 2: it was a kin in meteor meteoric rise and fall
Speaker 2: to the earlier fads of flagpole, sitting goldfish, swallowing, panny raids,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? And to the later fad of streaking.
Speaker 3: Okay, what is a is a penny? Is just somebody
Speaker 3: stealing someone's underwear and being like.
Speaker 2: Isn't it from Yeah, like Revenge of the Nerds where
Speaker 2: you just go in and steal people's underwear?
Speaker 3: Wow? Okay, great cool.
Speaker 2: I did not know streaking was in this category though,
Speaker 2: I assume streaking has been a thing since forever.
Speaker 1: But apparently it's like right before clothing.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, yeah, apparently it's I mean there have been
Speaker 2: like there were like religious sects called like Neo Adam
Speaker 2: Adam mean or something like, because they're like, we're like
Speaker 2: Adam Adam. Yeah, yeah, Neo Adamantium Adamites. They call themselves
Speaker 2: Neo Adamites, and they were like, we're actually naked right
Speaker 2: now because God. So that's why. Wow, that's a way
Speaker 2: to tag base. Yeah, you like for everybody up there.
Speaker 3: Actually, that's what I'm hanging bread right now.
Speaker 2: That's right. But like the idea of like a solitaire
Speaker 2: person just like interrupting a public event by running through
Speaker 2: naked started in Carlton College. Shout out to my uncle
Speaker 2: John who used to be a dean there in nineteen
Speaker 2: seventy three. Like the first mention that anybody can find
Speaker 2: is like the local Carlton newspaper being like, these kids
Speaker 2: are out of control with their rise of class, spirit,
Speaker 2: low grades, streaking, destruction, drinking, and the popularity of rock dances.
Speaker 1: God wait wait wait rock dances like rock like dancing.
Speaker 2: Rocks dance, Yeah, go into a dance but playing rock music.
Speaker 3: Instead of like a sock hop forfend.
Speaker 2: But I don't know, it's that's the one. Like there
Speaker 2: may be a hope for one of these if you
Speaker 2: can like get one of these mundane fads to really
Speaker 2: take off, and like if it has that classic appeal
Speaker 2: of streaking, you could be a legend. You could create
Speaker 2: something that's permanent. There's still streakers to this day.
Speaker 3: There's still streakers for sure, Like it just happens, like
Speaker 3: it's still honored in the UK and like New Zealand Australia,
Speaker 3: I feel like I still see them going hard on
Speaker 3: the streaking, and I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 1: I wonder if there's like a streaking because there is
Speaker 1: a competition for everything, right, so I wonder if there's
Speaker 1: like an international streaker league.
Speaker 2: You know, you have to disrupt the the biggest public
Speaker 2: event with the most glorious streak and like stay uncaught
Speaker 2: for the longest. Yeah, I guess with the.
Speaker 3: I feel like those would be like the criteria.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say, there's a real opportunity for the
Speaker 1: current Catholic pope to just go out like the legend,
Speaker 1: you know, like if he if he just like pulls
Speaker 1: a streak and the bishops are chasing, but.
Speaker 2: He keeps his hat on. The hat yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's still got a hat and the shoes. Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 2: he finally puts on the old popes Like did you
Speaker 2: ever see the old pope's shoes like that? This new
Speaker 2: pope is like the one who's like, I want to
Speaker 2: be just like the beggars, except with like much nicer. Sure,
Speaker 2: but uh, you know, I don't want all the fancy stuff.
Speaker 2: The pope before, the one who was like a Nazi youth,
Speaker 2: was so fancy, Like some of the shoes that he
Speaker 2: wore like crazy.
Speaker 3: He's red red shoes, Yes, the red shoes, the red bottoms,
Speaker 3: the red bottoms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Cardi, that's what she's talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's severely Catholic apparently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they thought it was giving it up to Papa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you eat it, Papa. Let's take a quick break
Speaker 2: and we'll come back and talk about our favorite romantic
Speaker 2: Mark Socker Nerd and we're back. We're back, And yeah
Speaker 2: he might. He used to be narcsucker Nerd, I think
Speaker 2: on this show, but now he's a man a sphere
Speaker 2: Sokka Nerd is like his new energy. He's different.
Speaker 1: He's got you know, he's got his uh he's got
Speaker 1: his laps.
Speaker 2: You know, he's been doing.
Speaker 1: Some lifts, so he's got he's got the broccoli hair.
Speaker 1: He's got an amulet, so you know, he went.
Speaker 3: Through an ambulet. You know, he went on that nine.
Speaker 2: Thousand dollars watch. But uh so there's this clip that's
Speaker 2: going viral of Mark commemorating his wife's fortieth birthday by
Speaker 2: doing something that I feel like I'm the terminator at
Speaker 2: the end of T two, being lowered into the pit
Speaker 2: because I'm saying to gen Z, I now know why
Speaker 2: you use the word cringe.
Speaker 3: I now understand, and then give the thumbs up, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Gi Gi giving the thumbs down as a lowered into
Speaker 3: the fiery pit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's cringe. It is a cringe to be
Speaker 2: doing this.
Speaker 3: If you're doing oh yeah, big ups.
Speaker 1: Wait so wait wait wait, okay, birthday. I see this.
Speaker 3: I try you heard about this.
Speaker 1: I try not to keep up too much with our
Speaker 1: buddy Mark.
Speaker 3: What yeah, dude, he's gonna like Ben's problem. He's gonna
Speaker 3: like destroy the world. Dude, you should probably keep your
Speaker 3: eye on this guy. But anyway, this is his the
Speaker 3: caption for this video that he posted, Your wife only
Speaker 3: turns forty one. Shout out to Benson Boone for the
Speaker 3: jumpsuit and new single. And the way we go to
Speaker 3: this guy going look at this, look at this shan
Speaker 3: even before we start this video, this setup is my
Speaker 3: goodness to be an oligarch. But here we go. This
Speaker 3: is him performing for a captive audience.
Speaker 2: Who nothing underneath.
Speaker 1: Whoa wow.
Speaker 3: He jumps? Whoa Oh yeah, dude, get it in Mark Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. So that is horrifying to my core, this
Speaker 3: whole of it. Also, first this thing that I was
Speaker 3: really clocking his footwear.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I think my man is wearing black Air Force ones
Speaker 3: he needed.
Speaker 2: He is wearing the same shoes. So priests and referees
Speaker 2: are the only people that wear those shoes size Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or like or the football coach at your junior
Speaker 3: high who had to retire, but he still needs some
Speaker 3: more hours before he can go on retirement, so they
Speaker 3: give him one science class to teach and then he's
Speaker 3: going to run the clock in those exactly exactly like
Speaker 3: Benson Boone did it.
Speaker 2: So this is just recreating like a viral moment from
Speaker 2: the Grammys this year where Benzon Boone had a tuxio
Speaker 2: on and then like had this outfit on it and
Speaker 2: then did a flip off of a Yeah, did multiple backflips. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is this is how I learned who Benson Boone was.
Speaker 2: By the way, this clip so great marketing for him.
Speaker 1: Also also we have to say it you know again
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five notes. If you want to have a
Speaker 1: breakaway outfit, though, you get a bigger advantage when you
Speaker 1: break it away yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's but in true oligarch fashion, you're like, I
Speaker 3: don't even do the labor of tearing off my own
Speaker 3: fake tuxedo. Come on now, Wade slaves hook it up.
Speaker 2: And then this m Boone did it with people with
Speaker 2: women pulling the two sides off of him. I think
Speaker 2: Nicki Coyser might have been one of them. And it
Speaker 2: looked cool when he did it with Mark Zuckerberry, it
Speaker 2: looked like awkward, like yeah, the first time he had
Speaker 2: been undressed by somebody else.
Speaker 3: Since He's like, look, I'm so sorry that we got
Speaker 3: rid of our whole moderation team, but I've got a
Speaker 3: better offer for you. Would you like to peel off
Speaker 3: half of my tuxedo jacket at my wife's fortieth birthday?
Speaker 3: I'll do myself the weirday, same pay about it.
Speaker 1: That's the thing though, It's like recreating a moment right
Speaker 1: that existed on its own and then trying to say also.
Speaker 2: Me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I think then it shows sort of how
Speaker 3: a billionaire even looks at that kind of thing, where
Speaker 3: it's like, okay, to do the thing that everyone was
Speaker 3: so into, I just have to wear a blue jumpsuit
Speaker 3: and jump off a thing and that's it.
Speaker 2: And also he had to sing, which, notably you can't
Speaker 2: really find a version of this where with the original audio. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like trying to find a fucking wailing into that microphone.
Speaker 2: And I'm sure the actual audio in the.
Speaker 3: Room like a post steroids post steroids shirtless a rod pick.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna find it. It's not happening. You're not
Speaker 3: gonna find it. Too many stakeholders to keep that. I
Speaker 3: love though, too All the fucking comments are either like
Speaker 3: it's a mixture of like oh my god, I love it,
Speaker 3: or like fuck you asshole, or other ones being like
Speaker 3: damn you really got the like the filters on heavy
Speaker 3: for these comments. One the first one that I'm seeing
Speaker 3: is Hay's up, why you dick riding Trump and his administration?
Speaker 3: As well as another one you have no talent and
Speaker 3: she knows you cheated on her. We all do. Whoa,
Speaker 3: they were tolerable when you were quiet. Maga and broccoli
Speaker 3: hair got you tripping?
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Also, happy birthday to keep it positive to your wife.
Speaker 10: Yeah for a second, we for we lost the reason
Speaker 10: for the season was his wife, and now we're all
Speaker 10: talking about his fuckery and his you know, just terrible
Speaker 10: outfits and lack of talent wife.
Speaker 2: Who was shown in the video for a split second. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for like, no one over embarrassment the amount of time
Speaker 2: that he was Yeah, yeah, that would be funny if
Speaker 2: you stayed on it. Longer you realize she's at that part.
Speaker 3: Actually, let me bring that part up again, because it
Speaker 3: does feel like completely out of context. You could be like,
Speaker 3: it almost feels like someone told her another plane hit
Speaker 3: the second tower. Yeah, yeah, play it back. She She's like,
Speaker 3: what happened? I'm wailing? Yeah, no, scream of losing a
Speaker 3: loved one.
Speaker 1: I actually, now I want to see this. This is
Speaker 1: fucking evil. But you guys, I think we're all we're
Speaker 1: all pretty punchy right now at the end of history,
Speaker 1: so I kind of want to see this video with
Speaker 1: audio of like nine to eleven reports for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know he look, yeah, I mean all anybody
Speaker 2: needs to do is just like put the actual audio
Speaker 2: over it, or just like recreate what the actual audio
Speaker 2: actually sounds like with the audio over her being.
Speaker 3: Like, no, oh my gosh, this is another one.
Speaker 2: But jump suits are such a vibe. I mean, jumpsits
Speaker 2: are a vibe like I don't know I did, but
Speaker 2: I feel like an affable dufe is doing something impressive
Speaker 2: for their wife that's embarrassing. Is I usually like it
Speaker 2: when the person is not a fucking oligarch who's in
Speaker 2: the process of just ruining countless lives right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like goofy and daring is great and obviously
Speaker 1: no offense to us, but uh, we've succeeded doing that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff, right, goofy and endearing.
Speaker 2: I think we did that. Well, don't know what you're
Speaker 2: talking about on the stud, but go ahead.
Speaker 3: I'm the coolest motherfucker my mom ever met. She told
Speaker 3: me last night, and she was pat in my back
Speaker 3: so I could fall asleep because I was crying so bad.
Speaker 3: What go on? Because I'll call it right now, bro.
Speaker 3: If you don't believe me, I believe you. I believe
Speaker 3: all right, I'm sorry going on. No affable goofy thing, though,
Speaker 3: too really counts on you having a certain amount of
Speaker 3: goodwill with people that they go sure, oh great, right
Speaker 3: when you're starting a negative three trillion on some ship
Speaker 3: the first get this ship out in my fun. Don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck how many backflips you tried. The only
Speaker 3: way this would people would have been cheering. It is
Speaker 3: like if he didn't like knocked himself out because he
Speaker 3: biff did a backflip, landed directly on his back, oh
Speaker 3: my god, landed on the crown of his head.
Speaker 1: You guys should start a fad, since clearly he's gonna
Speaker 1: he's gonna try to follow or emulate stuff that appears
Speaker 1: to make.
Speaker 2: Him seem cool. Sex symbols do.
Speaker 1: Right, right, right right, So what's what's like the what's
Speaker 1: the more dangerous version of dropping ship on your foot?
Speaker 1: And how could you convince him?
Speaker 3: Dude? The hashtag Benson boone TBI backflip challenge Dude, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, shout out to traumatic brain injuries.
Speaker 3: They're so in just just hop on so hot.
Speaker 2: TBI is so big right now? Yeah, yeah, well, Ben Bowlin,
Speaker 2: been such a pleasure having you on the Daily Guys.
Speaker 2: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 2: Oh geez, yeah, the rumors are true. You can find
Speaker 2: me at Ben Bullen in a burst of creativity wherever
Speaker 2: people use the little at sign. Uh.
Speaker 1: There's probably a website out there. You can call my
Speaker 1: parole officer directly. The number is be And most importantly,
Speaker 1: you can find me every so often hanging out with
Speaker 1: the one and only Jack and Miles here on Daily's
Speaker 1: I guys, tune into Ridiculous History, where you can you
Speaker 1: can find those guys classing up the show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like once every four years When was the
Speaker 2: last time we were on three years ago?
Speaker 3: Gosh, yeah, yeah, it's been too long, man, too long.
Speaker 2: We got some history. I've got to be I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, offloading historical flexes on this podcast because so
Speaker 2: long we've got a surplus over here. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: wonderful having you. Is there a work of media that
Speaker 2: you've been enjoying though?
Speaker 1: Yes, I am super in you guys know. I've been
Speaker 1: on the road a lot recently.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I got super into Uzbek drill wrap, and I'm not
Speaker 1: sure why. I know it sounds like I'm just freestyling
Speaker 1: three different words and.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that. I didn't know you were pulling
Speaker 3: from real life when you reference to drill rap.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah so uh oh.
Speaker 1: No, I'm always sharing the screen, but just for just
Speaker 1: for a quick spoiler if I may. I don't know
Speaker 1: if we can get away with this, Can I share this?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not a bullet yet.
Speaker 3: I guess some.
Speaker 2: Have no idea. I have no idea. What somebody.
Speaker 3: You damn? I like that, But that wasn't drill.
Speaker 2: That wasn't drill.
Speaker 3: I mean, technically, if I'm gonna get pedantic about the beat.
Speaker 1: No, you're right, you're right, you're right, But let's make
Speaker 1: it about your opinions on music.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean no, there's opinions and there's facts, Ben,
Speaker 3: And I think you would agree with that as someone
Speaker 3: who likes history.
Speaker 2: Right. So oh oh, we got the wounded wounded.
Speaker 3: Miles. Where can people find you their work media? Yeah,
Speaker 3: who's back drill? You can find me everything on ad
Speaker 3: symbols and Miles of Gray. Uh, find Jack and on
Speaker 3: the basketball podcast Miles and Jack find me on the
Speaker 3: podcast Beyonce a work of social media, like just because
Speaker 3: you know the tariffs they are him today, they are
Speaker 3: and every day.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: And I'm sure we'll talk more about what Trump said
Speaker 3: at his first session a Joint Address of Congress, which happened, like.
Speaker 2: We talked about it yesterday. Yeah, I'm friending.
Speaker 3: Exactly, dude. But anyway, Uh, this is a skip from
Speaker 3: missus Betty Bowers dot be Scotta Socio says, I'm down
Speaker 3: to my last avocado. Do I make guacamole or do
Speaker 3: I sell it and use the money to buy a
Speaker 3: lesser picasso? Wow? Yeah? Yeah. Also, you're not gonna make
Speaker 3: guacamolea one avocado? Come on now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you can make a tiny bit, you
Speaker 2: can make a little bit, but guatemalle as I call it.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien
Speaker 2: and on Blue Sky Jack Obie. The number one uh
Speaker 2: tweet I've been enjoying is from trash Jones. Turns out
Speaker 2: that light at the end of the tunnel huge fire.
Speaker 2: Oh I think that about something out.
Speaker 11: Also iced Pea at Stupid trash Well on Twitter tweeted
Speaker 11: a picture of a tombstone of someone named Sarah Jane
Speaker 11: Gooch Muse and uh, he wrote, I'm.
Speaker 2: Reading that as her profession, Sarah Jane. You can find
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Speaker 2: song that we think you might enjoy. You can also
Speaker 2: find the footnotes in the description of the episode wherever
Speaker 2: you're listening to this, Miles, is there a song that
Speaker 2: you think people might enjoy that you'd like to link
Speaker 2: off to in the footb Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, This is a track from the
Speaker 3: artist's Surprise Chef. Uh definitely done some Surprise Chef tracks before.
Speaker 3: They have like really dope instrumental tracks, just kind of
Speaker 3: like sometimes it's like seventies vibes. That tracks called bullyball,
Speaker 3: which I like reference to basketball, but it just kind
Speaker 3: of got like that, like when you hear it, you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: ninety some reason it sounds right. So this is Bullyball
Speaker 3: by Surprise Chef, one of the less popular things to
Speaker 3: call out in a professional kitchen in the.
Speaker 4: Show Bear Surprise Chef behind You know what I'm saying, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, Chef and Chef I do we Chef Surprise
Speaker 4: Chef Chef's hate surprises.
Speaker 3: Anyways.
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