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Speaker 1: your work. Oh my god. Welcome to the finale episode
Speaker 1: of this season of William except this Rose for Becca's bachelourette.
Speaker 1: My name is Artem Marine, I Beck in Los Angeles. Hey, Hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: I am sitting here with the owner one of my
Speaker 1: favorite people and the owner of a brand new hot tub.
Speaker 1: You might know from his Instagram account with the ring
Speaker 1: that he made from Neil Lane with his Instagram handle
Speaker 1: Mr Kyle Don Again. Hi, coyl. I can't believe I
Speaker 1: got a hot tub? What was it arrived today? Was
Speaker 1: it like on a big like a flatness, Like six
Speaker 1: sweaty guys came. You know, it's so hot today. It's
Speaker 1: so hot today, and they're like, we can't get this
Speaker 1: to your backyard. It was I had to like break
Speaker 1: all these things they scratched it coming in and it's
Speaker 1: a it's a white trash hot tub in my yard now,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't want to go in a hot I
Speaker 1: thought you were doing a bit when you said what
Speaker 1: kind of a hot tub should I get? And I
Speaker 1: remember like laughing at you. Why didn't you say? I said,
Speaker 1: are you serious? Like you were like if we go back?
Speaker 1: It was cool, if we go back, And because I'm
Speaker 1: not you know what, I'm not like, I'm not your
Speaker 1: mean like I'm not a mean friend. Like what I
Speaker 1: actually saw that you weren't doing a bit and that
Speaker 1: your heart was singing for a hot tub. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to make fun of what made you happy. I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, Kyle knows what he wants. His way
Speaker 1: to look at it. The other way to look at
Speaker 1: it is you are not a good friend because you
Speaker 1: knew I was getting a white trash item, and you
Speaker 1: let me get it. Here's what I want to say.
Speaker 1: It is a white trash item, but I gravitate towards
Speaker 1: it at hotel Tanna said, if I put it in
Speaker 1: the ground, that makes less. Speaking of Tanna, a woman
Speaker 1: who texted me a photo of her father and a
Speaker 1: cowboy had missed Tanna. Except if you don't know. That's
Speaker 1: from a Patreon episode. The nickname Tanna. You have to
Speaker 1: listen to people. People don't know. Yeah, it's Anna with
Speaker 1: a chant. Now I feel like you're Tanna's You're not
Speaker 1: quite Tanna today. Indoor cat Tanna. Yes, we've been painting
Speaker 1: his apartment, so I've just been inside house. The blue
Speaker 1: coming out gorgeous? Is it? I want to give a
Speaker 1: shout out. We had our live podcast in Nashville Zany's
Speaker 1: this past weekend. It was so fun. That was his
Speaker 1: past week This weekend. I was gonna go except for
Speaker 1: You're Afraid of Rob Benedict. My mom came, Janna Maary
Speaker 1: from a little comfortent. Really, she flew in. She was
Speaker 1: on stage. Here was the best part watching watching Rob,
Speaker 1: me and my mom. When Rob met my mom, robed
Speaker 1: she Rob blew in that morning. He took a red eye.
Speaker 1: We really didn't think he was going to make it.
Speaker 1: My mom met him in the hotel and my mom
Speaker 1: and he was like I was in the other room
Speaker 1: and and um, Rob goes, I'm just happy to be here.
Speaker 1: And apparently Jening from a little Controm real Estate looks
Speaker 1: at Robin went are you are you happy to be
Speaker 1: She knew he was just being polite. Was a red eye?
Speaker 1: Who yeah, the red Eye. But we had people fly
Speaker 1: in from North Carolina. Somebody drove from North Carolina. People
Speaker 1: fly in from New Hampshire and Boston and New York
Speaker 1: and Chicago. It was really fun. Somebody made a cross
Speaker 1: stitch from my mom that said, Jane Rene a little
Speaker 1: Comptrom real Estate for all your summer rental. Needs to
Speaker 1: put that in the office, yeah, or maybe at home.
Speaker 1: It might be a man. I got one that said
Speaker 1: things are so good you guys. Um. That was from Brandy.
Speaker 1: And then I also recently gotten a mail a pensive
Speaker 1: gentleman mug saw that was from Sandy Christiansen mailed me
Speaker 1: a pensive gentleman mug to create size. It was really
Speaker 1: good and before I get going to have anything you
Speaker 1: want to promote? Yes, I'll be at Largo Theater the
Speaker 1: Kyle Dunning Experiment Largo Theater. I do a show at
Speaker 1: Largo every now and then, which is UM. I call
Speaker 1: the Kyle Dunning an experiment because I want to try
Speaker 1: new stuff and I feel like if I do stuff
Speaker 1: that bombs you, you as an audience member, go ohways. Experimenting.
Speaker 1: That's the name of the show, isn't you? And who
Speaker 1: will be on your I mean it's been in the
Speaker 1: last show was zach Alifanakis Sarah Silverman on The Scalar Brothers.
Speaker 1: And this one's gonna I don't know if I could
Speaker 1: even say I'll sell this. It's it's an even bigger
Speaker 1: line Tom Cruise, you guys, impossible. That's sort of a
Speaker 1: gun does his own stuff still and I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to see that movie. It was so fun.
Speaker 1: I loved it. Um, Tanna, do you have anything you
Speaker 1: want to promote? Um? I don't know. My podcast ethnically ambiguous.
Speaker 1: Like I always say, if you love The Bachelor and
Speaker 1: Middle Eastern politics, you will love my show. That's a
Speaker 1: great combo. Um you guys, My Netflix show drops this Friday.
Speaker 1: Insatiable is This Friday with Rookie of the Year Debbie Ryan,
Speaker 1: Sarah Colowna. Listen, Milanas. You got Milana's she's she's like
Speaker 1: she was like leading me to right. Yeah, she tweeted
Speaker 1: it out while we were filming. I heard what you've
Speaker 1: been trying to get her on the Largo Show. Yes,
Speaker 1: she might five. I don't know her. I love her,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know her. If you knew her,
Speaker 1: you if you knew her, she's really she's just a
Speaker 1: good egg and she's sucking a Listen Alana. Anyway, the
Speaker 1: show is so good, you guys have to watch it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to actually, I've never actually legitimately binge watch
Speaker 1: something in one weekend, and I'm going to start. They're
Speaker 1: gonna do two episodes of doing that. They're doing the
Speaker 1: premier sters at edit the arc Light and then I'm
Speaker 1: going to go into lockdown on Friday, and I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch the entire I'm going to do it.
Speaker 1: That's cool not to plug be like, hey, but I'm
Speaker 1: in a in a movie that's our right now that
Speaker 1: I don't even want to go sit. We're very different,
Speaker 1: is it? Um, it's called he Won't Get Far in
Speaker 1: Foot with Joaquin Veenis. Why don't you want to see that?
Speaker 1: And what do you play here? Let's lower expectations. I
Speaker 1: play the doctor who when he comes and he breaks
Speaker 1: his neck's like a quadriplegia. So I come in with
Speaker 1: some Asian students. I'm not I honestly didn't read the script.
Speaker 1: So I'm not sure why I had Asian students. But
Speaker 1: I had a lot of Asian students. Okay, they were
Speaker 1: all Asian students. Okay, sure you've made Okay, Asian students Asian? Okay, great.
Speaker 1: You sound like what I was afraid my mother was
Speaker 1: going to do on stage. I was like, mom, and
Speaker 1: don't mention to anybody, said, well, I guys don't know why.
Speaker 1: They were all probably but I only had like a
Speaker 1: monologue and it was one of those like it wasn't
Speaker 1: even it was like a ranting of medical medical stuff.
Speaker 1: Why don't you want to see it? I thought that
Speaker 1: movie looked good. It's cust van Sand. You're a cust
Speaker 1: van Sand player, now, you know? Have you do more
Speaker 1: than no? But I auditioned a couple of times, you know,
Speaker 1: but you got this? Yes, and but when I showed up,
Speaker 1: I first of all, no one was there to like
Speaker 1: say hi or like hey whatever anything. I just I
Speaker 1: was in a trailer. Uh. Wardrobe assistant kid comes in
Speaker 1: who didn't seem to know what he was, like, which
Speaker 1: shirt do you like? And I'm like, you're asking me
Speaker 1: exactly that one? And okay, I put that one on.
Speaker 1: So I put that on. The I go hair and
Speaker 1: makeup and they comb my hair extremely to the left,
Speaker 1: like the part was very extreme. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: because I looked terrible. And I was okay, okay, can
Speaker 1: I can I move this a little? And she goes no,
Speaker 1: that's how they wore in the seventies, So that's why
Speaker 1: you don't want to look. You don't want to go
Speaker 1: see because you don't want to see your hair. Partially,
Speaker 1: I think I look terrible. And then I no one
Speaker 1: said hey, here's a rehearsal desk. It was just you're
Speaker 1: gonna walk down this hallway and then walking in the
Speaker 1: bed and just go up to the bed and then
Speaker 1: do your lines. I'm not kidding. That's what they told me.
Speaker 1: Now I'm like, okay, I haven't heard, and it's all
Speaker 1: like this techno stuff. So the you know, the six
Speaker 1: Asian people and I'm not being rady. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: what they Okay, sure nobody, don't you are you are
Speaker 1: challenging with your eyes, you know what it is. That's
Speaker 1: just more. I just know the emails we're gonna get.
Speaker 1: You can cut this all off. People want to hear
Speaker 1: about the batche You can cut this outside. My my friend,
Speaker 1: my friend Edgar mom Plos series. Also in that film,
Speaker 1: well know, so that I walk in and I'm like,
Speaker 1: is scapil five sections has been severed over? The fifth
Speaker 1: verdbe or whatever exactly got a bed sea section and
Speaker 1: walkings and bed going oh the whisper actor, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't, so I don't think And then gusts it
Speaker 1: came up to me after he goes, have we met?
Speaker 1: I auditioned something three times, right, and so it's probably
Speaker 1: my hair in my shirt but he didn't recognize me,
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, yeah, we met, and he goes, you're
Speaker 1: you're stepping on Walking's lines, like I can't hear him.
Speaker 1: I can't hear him. I sorry, but my performance was
Speaker 1: was this his C five verdicb I'm talking vertebrae is
Speaker 1: uh talking about that. Nicole Sullivan or Nicole we did.
Speaker 1: We both we guessed it on a corporate that show
Speaker 1: and we were having like morning show hosts and there
Speaker 1: was another young lady that was on there who was
Speaker 1: so quiet, and we were saying that that often happens,
Speaker 1: like if you are it's somebot of the clowney person,
Speaker 1: and then you go and you work with like a
Speaker 1: movie sto or something, and then it's like, I'm used
Speaker 1: to big, large hand bonds and then you work and
Speaker 1: they're like I work to like Harrison Ford. You're like,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, you're like, wait, you literally I
Speaker 1: can't hear people talk, and I'm like, are they good?
Speaker 1: Because they're just quiet? And then you're like and then
Speaker 1: you're like, I literally think, is it my train to
Speaker 1: talk because I can't hear a lot of movie? Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it keeps it because it's also if you're like
Speaker 1: a big movie screen, you don't want to you don't
Speaker 1: want to seem exaggerated or too much. I mean like
Speaker 1: they probably look they probably look way better on screen
Speaker 1: than I'm sure thing. If I ever get a part
Speaker 1: that's a bigger and on screen, you'll whisper it because
Speaker 1: I think I'll look good. No, I think that that's
Speaker 1: how you look. I noticed when I'll literally just be like,
Speaker 1: why the fund are they whispering when I'm watching something
Speaker 1: and belie as if you would actually be whisper Give me,
Speaker 1: give me a line. I'm going to read it you
Speaker 1: in two different ways. Okay, Tanna, Tanna, Tanna, my new
Speaker 1: hawk tub came in. Right, that's a low blow. You
Speaker 1: know that. I'm very you. Okay, I'll do it. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: is Kyle done again? And then I will do my
Speaker 1: new Okay, Kyle, whenever you're ready, and it's going to
Speaker 1: read with you, Tanna. This is my new hot tub
Speaker 1: just came in. So Tanna is gonna be playing Tanna.
Speaker 1: She's gonna she's gonna read with you and okay, so
Speaker 1: whenever you're ready and Tan is gonna read with you
Speaker 1: and action, Hey, Tanna, sorry, I haven't s line. Tanna starts.
Speaker 1: Tanna has a fresh Okay, everybody sounds just rolling sounding
Speaker 1: and action. Kyle, what's wrong? Hey Tanna? Um, nothing's wrong.
Speaker 1: Everything's great. Actually, I just got a new hot tub.
Speaker 1: That's not You're you're improvising that I have the word
Speaker 1: of the life. Okay, it's Tanna. My new hot tub
Speaker 1: just came in. Okay, take to Take two whenever you're rolling, sounds, bread, action, Tanna.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be reading with Tanna and action. Tanna, try
Speaker 1: the wizard. What's wrong, Tanna? My new hot tub came
Speaker 1: in great, Okay, Okay, number take three. Take three, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be reading with Tannah, sounds, speed, rolling, and Tanna
Speaker 1: whenever you're ready. Action. Okay, that's a rock, but that's great.
Speaker 1: That's how I've I've worked on people and there it's
Speaker 1: all like the beautiful people and they'll be like this,
Speaker 1: that's actual. You have to you have to listen to
Speaker 1: me very carefully. You ruin my life, taken off my clients,
Speaker 1: taking up and mother report you stall. All right here
Speaker 1: we got up in the last ten minutes. Alright, So
Speaker 1: here we are. Chris Harrison is warning everyone that is
Speaker 1: the most emotional fun when is he ever not? He's
Speaker 1: really He's warning a whole room field of women in
Speaker 1: jewel tone tops that it's the most emotional. Final syne Kyle,
Speaker 1: just to repay, it's always the most emotional Batchelor can't
Speaker 1: be always I like you want you guys to see
Speaker 1: what's in my purse. By the way, I'm doing tug
Speaker 1: Vince's uh show afterwards. A used to be and I
Speaker 1: needed a prize. That's a pretty good prize. That's a
Speaker 1: great prize. That's a superhero dolls, a superhero dog. Okay.
Speaker 1: So um, so it's a woman of color. So we're back.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool, all right, So it's uh, we're back
Speaker 1: in the Maldives. Were at the shang Law. She's like,
Speaker 1: I am so excited to tell one of these Let's
Speaker 1: just overall, we fucking knew she was gonna do it.
Speaker 1: We knew she was going to do it, and I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm mad at Brendan for saying it on the first
Speaker 1: Tanna thoughts what did he say? I don't remember what
Speaker 1: he said. He said it, he called it out. He
Speaker 1: did a deep dive because the Instagram stuff had come out,
Speaker 1: so he went deep diving, and then he was he
Speaker 1: said he like saw a photo of her with a
Speaker 1: guy with brown hair, and it was all when they
Speaker 1: kept now they also kind of did it to themselves
Speaker 1: because but it could have been a mislead when they
Speaker 1: said in that first episode, how the guy who gets
Speaker 1: the first impression. Rose Winds like they laid it out.
Speaker 1: That was his whole thing, I think, because he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: well I saw a brown haired man also first impression.
Speaker 1: Ros always gets it, and I think we're both kinding. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I do that clearly. I just knew when he he
Speaker 1: being Jake Blake. When Blake was like, I'm seeing a
Speaker 1: little weird that you're you're going to have sex with
Speaker 1: another guy today, and she was like, oh really, you
Speaker 1: we week man. She looked at him like, oh, somebody
Speaker 1: sent on my Instagram last night that basically she did.
Speaker 1: She basically pulled what already did to her, like the
Speaker 1: longer I'm with you like that, it's like hurting my
Speaker 1: chances of having a connection with Like that's what the
Speaker 1: other guy, she said, who already said to her like
Speaker 1: the long like our connection is actually blocking my capacity
Speaker 1: to have a connection with ding Dong what's his name? Garrett?
Speaker 1: You know what I actually I was. I was starting
Speaker 1: confused because you know how sometimes they edit it to
Speaker 1: confuse you, Yes, but this time they were editing it
Speaker 1: to just make it look like Blake wasn't gonna win,
Speaker 1: Like all this anxiity that's what I Oh, my god, Blake,
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. These are good, I'm good, I
Speaker 1: feel good good. Her body language towards time was kind
Speaker 1: of colder than normal, like it just felt like she
Speaker 1: was drifting away from him. Yeah, like are they trying
Speaker 1: to trick us? And then she wins anyway, Like I
Speaker 1: was actually confused to the show that it's it's a hypnosis. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't do anything different other than she was totally
Speaker 1: in love with him. In the rest of my life
Speaker 1: with him, enough time goes by tooly. That's how a
Speaker 1: life decision should be, where the beginning parts where you
Speaker 1: are just falling in love be equal to the whole
Speaker 1: rest of your life. And I think the sister has
Speaker 1: a great question, have you guys had any challenges? And
Speaker 1: he was like, yes, remember that? Which one? Who? Garrett?
Speaker 1: I'm sure who? She asked just someone. Her family was
Speaker 1: basically like, without saying it, her family was like, Garrett's
Speaker 1: kind of dumb. We like him, but he doesn't. She'sn't
Speaker 1: your equal. Oh I didn't notice that. Yeah, I noticed
Speaker 1: them saying like to the other guy, like, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: you may lose. They did that last year. That was
Speaker 1: them trying. I think that was editing. I'm sure they
Speaker 1: did it with Garrett too, he said. Blake said, like
Speaker 1: they are saying weird stuff to me about Caarrett. I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear about That's the thing. It's too
Speaker 1: dumb to like for that to register to him. I
Speaker 1: have to say I did like I liked Becca's mom,
Speaker 1: that she was really sweet. They did that last year, Tobecca.
Speaker 1: Rebecca went on the second day and all they talked
Speaker 1: about was Lauren and then she fell apart. You know,
Speaker 1: so I think if you go number two, it's hard
Speaker 1: because they've already fallen. You give me eagles, Becca, you
Speaker 1: give me eagles. That was said, Oh my god, all right,
Speaker 1: let's start jump, I will say overall, and they did
Speaker 1: address the Instagram thing, which we'll get to, and it
Speaker 1: doesn't He didn't say why he did it or like
Speaker 1: it was hard because he was very likable on this episode.
Speaker 1: He's like not a bright guy. He was very very
Speaker 1: charming and sweet crying all over the place that there
Speaker 1: was a lot time. Are you a crier? No, I
Speaker 1: won't cry it. I like that. I don't like that's good. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna try and make you cry. Try do Zach cry?
Speaker 1: I mean not, I want to like dude cry. It's
Speaker 1: not my thing like Zack's not like out here crying. No,
Speaker 1: there's a fun It depends on what the guy's crying about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if his dog died, he can cry. Yeah, dog like
Speaker 1: my mother. That's when you see me. You're raised. Stuck
Speaker 1: it up, Go clear some brush. You want to hear
Speaker 1: something very embarrassing. Now you don't forget it. I can't
Speaker 1: believe this happened. That's very embarrassing. It. But I got
Speaker 1: really high again last night and watched I did too.
Speaker 1: I don't get high, but I did take an ambient
Speaker 1: in Vancouver and email bad videos. I was like at
Speaker 1: the end, I was like tears. I wasn't even like
Speaker 1: I didn't even realize I was being I was like
Speaker 1: emotionally hit by it. But but there, even though it
Speaker 1: was like the proposal when they were all happy, touch,
Speaker 1: I got touched by it. Your heart cracked joke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm not proud of this and I felt touched too.
Speaker 1: You know what they looked really, I hate to say it,
Speaker 1: they seemed they seemed like one of the happier couples
Speaker 1: that have come out of there until I heard them
Speaker 1: say we're going to go moved to Minnesota or Reno
Speaker 1: or Los Angeles. As soon as I heard that, I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: you'll break up. Like if they actually moved to Minnesota
Speaker 1: or or Reno. I actually thought even though they're different
Speaker 1: and he maybe has some growing to do, like I
Speaker 1: can see them going to Costco and they're going to
Speaker 1: actually be happy. But now I'm like, oh, they're going
Speaker 1: to break up. If you if you want to actually
Speaker 1: be together, don't move to Los Angeles. It is a
Speaker 1: This is not a family town. No, and you just
Speaker 1: come to come and get famous. You felt like she
Speaker 1: was in most l a like Hall would. Well. Last
Speaker 1: night she just seemed very um because she had her
Speaker 1: extensions in her makeup was and she looked really tan.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if they I've always noticed tanner,
Speaker 1: I know all tans, and it looked but didn't necessarily
Speaker 1: look like the most natural tan. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: getting a spray tan tomorrow for the premier and it's
Speaker 1: going to stain my dress nice. Thanks, that's exciting. Than
Speaker 1: send me some picks. Gott to send these to Tanna.
Speaker 1: I'm going to her level too. What do you say, Okay,
Speaker 1: we haven't. No, she just she looked more done up
Speaker 1: than I've ever seen her. Maybe because it was the
Speaker 1: after final Rose, I don't know, but she looked like
Speaker 1: her face like she lost weight, like she'd been through
Speaker 1: the Hollywood system. You could see she got put through
Speaker 1: the TV music. I should show you photos of the
Speaker 1: first time I got put through the DVD machine. You
Speaker 1: can as Dana or they made me. They took like
Speaker 1: a normal looking young lady and made her the most
Speaker 1: unfuncable creature I have, like the reverse. It was like
Speaker 1: somebody had like reversed. I went in just like a
Speaker 1: you know, twenty two a little bob, but I was cute,
Speaker 1: Like I was a cute like the secretary or the
Speaker 1: neighbor or the best friend, like not theagenu, but like
Speaker 1: the buddy. They turned me out and put like fifteen
Speaker 1: Butterfly Bull at Baretts in and they would put like Vinceans.
Speaker 1: It was not cute and quirky and like a fun way.
Speaker 1: It was like, as Data said, I looked like the
Speaker 1: chandelier in the lobby of an all gay scene. Like
Speaker 1: it was like like it was so unfussable. They made
Speaker 1: they literally like it was. They removed any sex appealing
Speaker 1: on the web. You have a website, people, I want
Speaker 1: to see that. I'll put it on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1: I gotta have to find a screen grab at that.
Speaker 1: I just remember we played husband and wife. We did.
Speaker 1: That's how we met. We put husband and wife? What
Speaker 1: HBO pilot? Remember that? Wait? Wait what? Yeah? We did
Speaker 1: that's how we met pilot. It was Garfunklin notes, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, do you remember doing that? I do now,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. While ago, you know what you point,
Speaker 1: He's gonna cry. I can't wear a speedo. I don't
Speaker 1: know why. I feel like you're an ironic speedo wearer.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like he'd be an ironic speedo wearer?
Speaker 1: You do any dude that buys a hot tub? I
Speaker 1: think you're secret? Where where is the speedo? Ironically? I
Speaker 1: can't even get to get it out of there. It's
Speaker 1: it's not a return herble item no, and a scratch
Speaker 1: now it is yours. They scratched it bringing it in.
Speaker 1: Where's the scratch on the top? We look, let's just
Speaker 1: say that it's going to go on the ground. No
Speaker 1: one worries about it. Okay, let's move on sar bachelor
Speaker 1: and it was like the price of a small car. Okay,
Speaker 1: so so then, yeah, it was a lot. I think
Speaker 1: I could have bought a car. He told me, how
Speaker 1: I need a car? I feel like I need to
Speaker 1: pull up our text chain? Are you going? I thought
Speaker 1: you were doing a bit, and then I'm like, how
Speaker 1: much is ten thousand dollars? You need a car? And
Speaker 1: you what are you doing? You need a hot time?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wow, I love it. I need someone
Speaker 1: to constantly talk to me about the decisions I make.
Speaker 1: If I'm the one that's your voice of reason, you're
Speaker 1: in deep travel. Do you maybe some out there wants
Speaker 1: a hot time? We could sell it. I'm only take
Speaker 1: a thousand dollar loss on this thing. Nobody's buy your
Speaker 1: scratchhotsars scratch hot tub. Were you high when you place
Speaker 1: this person? Now? Wow? All right, but you really wanted
Speaker 1: a hot tub? I mean that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: That's a thought out process. Do you here? Here's the thing,
Speaker 1: here's here's the thing that that was gonna happen. I
Speaker 1: wasn't definitely gonna put a pool in It's like backyard
Speaker 1: of mine. It's is a perfect place. But then they
Speaker 1: were like, you have to get a soils report is
Speaker 1: boring and it's six I'm pulling this out to find
Speaker 1: to find our conversation. And I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about this anymore. But the soils report costs six thousand
Speaker 1: dollars to get to see if you can get a pool.
Speaker 1: Now if they go, no, the soil is no good,
Speaker 1: you can't do it. They go, but we're keeping your
Speaker 1: six down. And I was like, no, but they are
Speaker 1: a hot tub, now you can you can just PLoP
Speaker 1: that on there and you're find Kyle. I can't believe
Speaker 1: I can't find our conversation. I love a hot tub,
Speaker 1: so I I you know, I sound it sounds nice.
Speaker 1: Are you going to have people over? You're gonna start
Speaker 1: like I plan on making friends this year? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that's how I made friends. I consider you a new friend. Okay, good, Yes,
Speaker 1: I consider you. I wait, I've made like four friends
Speaker 1: to you, which is more than I normally make. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean when you guys come over to the hot tubs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have babyception. The only condition outcome? How's the sun? Like?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't even that. Wait, is your
Speaker 1: hot under an entire like a massive tree that shapes
Speaker 1: and it's actually a bird nest. Okay, I'm still trying
Speaker 1: to find. I'm trying to find. I don't know where
Speaker 1: it is. I was trying to find our conversation, all right.
Speaker 1: So then she says, I love Garrett so much and
Speaker 1: I love Blake so much. Both guys don't know that
Speaker 1: I'm in love with them. That's a weird statement. Unbelievably weird.
Speaker 1: It's a weird statement. It doesn't. I love them, but
Speaker 1: I haven't told them. And when I tell one of them,
Speaker 1: it's going to be so special. No, it won't be
Speaker 1: special because you just said you love two people. And
Speaker 1: then we find out that he was married for two months.
Speaker 1: Two months. Um, we've got the family. Her uncle, who
Speaker 1: called him a poet, was sitting there in a Tommy
Speaker 1: Bahama shirt with a huge choker cross like it was
Speaker 1: a cross choker necklace, giant hanging out of his Tommy
Speaker 1: Bahama and he said, I think Garrett has the soul
Speaker 1: of a poet. Fortune texted me that she thinks that
Speaker 1: he that Garrett speaks like um Forrest Gump, which I
Speaker 1: have to agree with. Yeah, Jenny a lot j j um.
Speaker 1: So then uncle Chuck says, Um, he wasn't in the
Speaker 1: original hometowns with no there was the other uncle that
Speaker 1: had the ducks and and the cane. He was there,
Speaker 1: but he kind of kept quiet except for during Blake. Interesting. Um,
Speaker 1: he he was like, I could be me, you know,
Speaker 1: she says about Garrett. She said, I could be me.
Speaker 1: I could be all of Becca. Talking to her sister,
Speaker 1: I like your sister. She had a nice family. Um,
Speaker 1: I really liked her mom. Um, I loved her mom.
Speaker 1: And then he sister looked zero much like her. Always ten.
Speaker 1: They always have the there's always a weird cruly haired
Speaker 1: sister and then like a straight haired It's weird that
Speaker 1: there's been numerous families where they really really cruly haired sisters.
Speaker 1: That comes out. You're like, I don't get it at all,
Speaker 1: but um, okay. So then he says, my emotions are
Speaker 1: just taking the best of me. They're taking the I'm
Speaker 1: a fifty person. Um. I mean it's like the sisters crying.
Speaker 1: I just you know, he he comes in, he starts crying.
Speaker 1: I think she's my person. Um, you know, he gave
Speaker 1: good family. He started weeping. He gave he was sweet,
Speaker 1: He did give good family, and when someone is, you know,
Speaker 1: vulnerable like that, you just tend to like them, right.
Speaker 1: I know you liked he because you feel protective. I
Speaker 1: should practice crying on cue if I ever make it
Speaker 1: to the final two on the Batchel, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: as an adult woman, like they should put one adult someone.
Speaker 1: I know you're not. No, I can't wait till I forty.
Speaker 1: Gonna be great. You have a female woman, Okay, if
Speaker 1: you're ready? I mean, would you just start? Would you
Speaker 1: turn on the tears? Tanna? How did you feel like this? Overall?
Speaker 1: As a finale, it was certainly better than Rachel's living
Speaker 1: her best life. Yeah, actually, I'll tell you later. But
Speaker 1: Rachel just put out this article on Refinery nine about
Speaker 1: how basically they gave her a shitty edit to make
Speaker 1: it look like her and Brian weren't as in love
Speaker 1: as her and Peter. Don't believe that, and also apparently
Speaker 1: they made she can't about Peter. They made Rachel sit out,
Speaker 1: apparently and watch the entire finale on stage like or
Speaker 1: the like ending. Yeah, yeah, apparently Becka didn't have to
Speaker 1: do that. She was more protected. No, nobody ever has
Speaker 1: to do that. She the Rachel was the only one
Speaker 1: that ever had to do that, because I think one
Speaker 1: of her guys left, so like, no, they never did
Speaker 1: that before. Since, like I think she, I don't buy it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they've sucked her a little bit, but like
Speaker 1: she claims, she got a bad edit and they made
Speaker 1: her look like like the at the end, like the
Speaker 1: angry black female, like losing her mind over this and
Speaker 1: like picking Brian in spite of Peter basically instead of
Speaker 1: just you know what, I don't even remember. I can
Speaker 1: remember the season. I mean I didn't think there. I
Speaker 1: mean again, look, I can't speak to that. It didn't
Speaker 1: feel to me. It felt like she didn't to me
Speaker 1: when she got when she seemed angry, angry female, like
Speaker 1: it was when it was live on stage. That's not
Speaker 1: an edit. It didn't feel like it in the edit.
Speaker 1: It felt like I felt bad for her. I felt
Speaker 1: bad for her that Peter didn't calm. I feel bad
Speaker 1: for her that she seemed to be waiting for him
Speaker 1: and he didn't come to the top of the mountain
Speaker 1: where she came off as angry was I'm living this life, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows what's real, but she um, he's
Speaker 1: not happy right now? Uh, and then MABC refused to comment.
Speaker 1: I think just because of that, she was just kind
Speaker 1: of like annoyed, like, oh wow, they really but they
Speaker 1: but she but they never had anybody do that except
Speaker 1: for her. She was the only one that ever had
Speaker 1: to do it. That's I mean, look, trust I'm sure,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you should read it. It's interesting. Her point
Speaker 1: of view is very interesting. It's like, alright, I'll read it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they I mean, I'm sure they funk over everybody,
Speaker 1: so I'm sure there is trickery for any bachelorette or
Speaker 1: bad you know. I Becca, really, I don't know that
Speaker 1: that after the final rose was kind of like it
Speaker 1: was kind of annoying. She annoyed me in that I know,
Speaker 1: and she was like whoah. The first I seemed drunk
Speaker 1: because why was she screaming so much? I was just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: First I was happy for her because I thought she
Speaker 1: seems really happy, and then I really and he seemed
Speaker 1: really so dude, and I was like oh, and then
Speaker 1: when he addressed the Instagram it was like, also, I
Speaker 1: felt like she she didn't have to say that line
Speaker 1: to Blake about like what would you do if you
Speaker 1: we had a sick kid, or like I was just
Speaker 1: like a kid or if I got sick. I think
Speaker 1: it was that she was like, what if we had
Speaker 1: a sick kid, would you would you be in your head?
Speaker 1: She was like like shaming him for his anxiety or something.
Speaker 1: It's just like, you know, that's the most normal condition,
Speaker 1: Like I know. I think I think because her maybe
Speaker 1: because her dad died and because of this new wound
Speaker 1: with Ari, she just wants. I mean, Garrett did come
Speaker 1: off as pleasant, as fun, like maybe not smart and
Speaker 1: probably needing to expand his horizon. He's a by a
Speaker 1: medical sales rep or something, some sort of salesman um.
Speaker 1: It's like he just seemed she did seem happier with
Speaker 1: and Blake was folding in on himself like a piece
Speaker 1: of Yeah. If you think, if you analyze what's happening,
Speaker 1: you will go into a spiral. And if you're able
Speaker 1: to go, uh, be totally in the moment, then you
Speaker 1: could be like Garrett. But I'm more like Blake. I
Speaker 1: would have folded it on myself too, And he's good
Speaker 1: to have a guy who's not thinking. That's clearly what
Speaker 1: she wanted, just someone who's just like I mean, that
Speaker 1: works in the show, it's like this guy is happier,
Speaker 1: but then in real life you might go like, well,
Speaker 1: this guy doesn't really think things through. I felt like
Speaker 1: her family liked Blake more like the other guy, Garrett.
Speaker 1: I mean I felt like they were saying, we like Garrett,
Speaker 1: but he's dumb. Yeah. I thought they were like, Garrett's
Speaker 1: gonna win. I I mean, Garrett, didn't you find I
Speaker 1: felt confused because Blake is so anxious and he folds
Speaker 1: it on himself. But then like that final date where
Speaker 1: and we'll get there in a second, but like when
Speaker 1: when they go have their final night together, they're like,
Speaker 1: actually pretty cute and sweet together. When you built her
Speaker 1: that dream box, yeah it was. I can't say how
Speaker 1: many times I built a woman a dream box. They
Speaker 1: were also like really weird, have you ever made a
Speaker 1: woman a dream box? And Arts and Crafts project? Um,
Speaker 1: can you count my universe costume for Halloween? Yes? That story?
Speaker 1: That's sorry, I love that's another Patreon episode. That. Oh
Speaker 1: and we're starting Basslor Australia. This it'll go up this Saturday. No, yes,
Speaker 1: it'll go next week. We'll go up next week. Briansfice
Speaker 1: Monday and we'll go Monday. Um, and next week we're
Speaker 1: also doing we have our guest winners are coming in,
Speaker 1: they're flying in and we're doing that next week. Okay,
Speaker 1: so Blake, so then she so then Blake shows up.
Speaker 1: They all like Blake, but they were throwing shade up
Speaker 1: like kind of like when the mom said to him,
Speaker 1: I just want you to know if she doesn't pick you,
Speaker 1: you're still a lovable and good person. That would put me.
Speaker 1: That would too. I'd be like, I just want you
Speaker 1: to know when you don't get this part, when they
Speaker 1: pick here, you'd be the lady. Here's what I would say, Kyle. Yeah, Hi,
Speaker 1: you can't chew gum in the podcast, people get mad,
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not chewing gum. What are you eating? I
Speaker 1: had something in my throat that cleared and I okay, Kyle, Um,
Speaker 1: you're such a nice young man. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: your daughter's banging. I love that when I'm seeing and
Speaker 1: when Tina making out with your daughter. Well Tina, I
Speaker 1: mean Tina seems to she's great. Yeah, she's okay, and
Speaker 1: she says things are great all the time, like when
Speaker 1: we go chick this is great. Okay. But Kyle, I
Speaker 1: just want you to know. Don't say be honest. Please,
Speaker 1: if she picks Brad right then, if she picks Brat,
Speaker 1: I just want you to know that you still have
Speaker 1: value and worth on this planet. Kyle, Why the F
Speaker 1: would you say that to me? I'm just saying, just hypothetic.
Speaker 1: You know that would throw me into a huge spiral.
Speaker 1: And just what you just said, right, So why would
Speaker 1: you say that. I'm just saying hypothetically. I don't know
Speaker 1: what she's going to do. You know something I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Okay, Okay, down and I'm going to
Speaker 1: spend the rest of my life, Okay, Kyle, I'm just saying, hypothetically,
Speaker 1: if she brings you to the mall tomorrow and and
Speaker 1: you guys go to Arts Julius and and and Garrett's
Speaker 1: going on a helicopter, I'm going that's a bad sign.
Speaker 1: If that happened, you still are deserving to take a breath, Kyl,
Speaker 1: Are you okay? No? I'm not. I would get t ted?
Speaker 1: Is actually ter t? Did that make you sad? Worried
Speaker 1: about me? I want to get hurt. Cuts around of
Speaker 1: your chips, dude. I feel like when he got I
Speaker 1: feel like when when dun Dum got the yacht ride
Speaker 1: and Blake got bicycles, That's what I knew when he
Speaker 1: got a yacht and they went to the creator. Okay,
Speaker 1: so how about let's okay, they were like, oh, we
Speaker 1: forgot to do a Garrett or a Blake dad. They
Speaker 1: go on the boat and they're boating and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what'd your family think? And he's like oh, She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: my sister. She said she felt like she'd always know
Speaker 1: new and he's like, your sister, Oh, that was the
Speaker 1: greatest that was, And they at no point went back
Speaker 1: to their conversation. You're doing tricks for It's like, oh, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I got to tell you what I was
Speaker 1: talking or I think it was even about like her
Speaker 1: dad or something. It's like, you know, I just always
Speaker 1: wanted to have your dad be a part of don't Dolphins.
Speaker 1: There's a baby dolphin, like a little spin tricks. She didn't.
Speaker 1: She looks like cheesy basta, She's like noodle. Jesus was
Speaker 1: like like, oh my god. He felt like Tom Hank's
Speaker 1: character and big all grown up, like you're right after this,
Speaker 1: and then and then they were kissing at the equator
Speaker 1: and then they were so hot, like so into making out,
Speaker 1: hanging on that rope under She was just grinding him
Speaker 1: hanging on that rope under the boat. Whereas Blake, who
Speaker 1: was like them, I feel good, I feel really good.
Speaker 1: Things are good. It's good. It's gonna be a little
Speaker 1: worried little I just good good to get good. And
Speaker 1: they're biking around. He's like, ha, monkey here up there,
Speaker 1: I'm back here. She was just do you think she
Speaker 1: I think she was freaking out because she knew who
Speaker 1: it was and she didn't know how to do it. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: you know, I thought it was interesting that interesting that
Speaker 1: she kept saying throughout this whole experience, I thought it
Speaker 1: was gonna beat you. So like seeing that, I think
Speaker 1: I would be back off you blew it. It was
Speaker 1: her subtext like you had it and yeah you I
Speaker 1: got bored of you. But even thinking back, like oh wow,
Speaker 1: you were really just like going through the motions to
Speaker 1: get to Blake until Garrett popped up. Its interesting, like
Speaker 1: when you really think about like she saw Blake and
Speaker 1: she was like, well it's you. Let me just go
Speaker 1: through this. She's saying that giggles and cries comes up Blake,
Speaker 1: you're the one. Garrett got the first impression. Role. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why. It's kind of like she was like it
Speaker 1: was a sort of a slower starts, like you gave
Speaker 1: him the first impression, Rose, Ye, Like he just didn't
Speaker 1: get the first date, but he got the first impression. Rose. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean okay. So then they're hanging out and then
Speaker 1: the sister what is it's okay. There's nothing they say
Speaker 1: on these dates unless they're not. No, they would show it.
Speaker 1: They're not saying anything. They say this is nice, they say,
Speaker 1: oh this is great. They go, oh my god, we
Speaker 1: are honorable. Right now, we are going to ring this bell.
Speaker 1: We rung the bell about so then they can't see
Speaker 1: you in my house. You're gone. Yeah, oh god I
Speaker 1: saw No, you're gone. I made a joke about the house.
Speaker 1: I like, I like you the best the whole time.
Speaker 1: Now I don't, that's don't. So then so then he goes,
Speaker 1: something's off. It was not good. I will put back
Speaker 1: at first, no matter what. I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about Garrett anymore. Usually, my gut is right when it
Speaker 1: comes to this. It's a curse. My gut is right
Speaker 1: when it comes to this. My ex I could send.
Speaker 1: Something was off and she found a new fresh thing
Speaker 1: in Garrett. She's got to pick Garrett. He was right, yes,
Speaker 1: And if you're right where you can't confront the person
Speaker 1: that you're you're gonna marry about the other guy that
Speaker 1: she's in love with. There's something very wrong here. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you're just gonna swallow that and go No. This
Speaker 1: is a great relationship that I can't even approach a
Speaker 1: huge problem right now because she's gonna think a whimp.
Speaker 1: But that's the show. Unfortunately, like they just can't dore Fortunately.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't wait for Paradise, Paradise part
Speaker 1: I gotta take a break for the couple of hours.
Speaker 1: The only reason to get through Bachelor and Brette is
Speaker 1: to get to know the new cast of Paradise. There's
Speaker 1: all just pregame for Paradise. I didn't know that. I
Speaker 1: guess I don't want to see. Jordan's Paradise is the
Speaker 1: best of all, all of it. And the editors, they
Speaker 1: don't have to protect anyone. The editors make everyone the fool.
Speaker 1: You're a hot tub now, come on, come on, Kyle
Speaker 1: with a man who owns a hot tub watches paradim Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're actually so different now that you have a hot top.
Speaker 1: I felt like we had a real connection and then
Speaker 1: you got a hot top and you got a point.
Speaker 1: I need to get rid of that and get back
Speaker 1: on the game and know the hot top is good
Speaker 1: news and that brings you to paradise. You should sit
Speaker 1: in your hot top and watch the paradise almost. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is your note, Cole, this is my note most Okay.
Speaker 1: You know what you need to do. You need to
Speaker 1: be a DJ introducing it. All right, let's get some music,
Speaker 1: all right, Danna, we're gonna do a DJ. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do We're gonna do Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Speaker 1: I really want to know this song though, you do?
Speaker 1: You know you know it? Come on, good, good vibration.
Speaker 1: But you got to do the DJ a game, right,
Speaker 1: you gotta what do you want? How about um will
Speaker 1: be a good one? The Jackson five one, that one's
Speaker 1: always great. Let's try it all right, Here we go, ready,
Speaker 1: here's our interlude before we get to Heartford. I want
Speaker 1: you back. Okay, here we go, Kid DJ, are you
Speaker 1: gonna be? Oh? You're always a kid? D I might
Speaker 1: be some give me who I'm gonna do. A senior
Speaker 1: to be like a booze cruiser. You're you're a senior's
Speaker 1: booze cruise, senior citizen. All right, you're in Daytona Beach. Okay,
Speaker 1: all seniors, get out of your wheelchairs and on the
Speaker 1: dance floor. We're rocking in a socking on the boat
Speaker 1: to nowhere. All right, you tell your grandkids and your
Speaker 1: am I ain't gonna because she's gonna be dancing and
Speaker 1: made a get something on the side. It's Jackson five
Speaker 1: and I want your back the best one yet? Yeah yet?
Speaker 1: All right, Tanna, you're you're up? Are you ready to hear? Hi?
Speaker 1: Are You're at a kid's party. It's Mikey's birthday. He's
Speaker 1: turning seven and he loves transformers. All right, little ships,
Speaker 1: welcome to Mikey's seventh party at the scutt A Beach
Speaker 1: if you like. Because they're your mom's straws and I
Speaker 1: can't do this. Al Michael, I'm definitely winning. Okay, Tanna,
Speaker 1: you're up like that, You're gonna be You're You're at
Speaker 1: a tractor pool. You're in tractor pool. You're at a
Speaker 1: tractor pol You're in your tractor pool. You're in the
Speaker 1: deep South state of your choosing, and um, you're it's
Speaker 1: they're gonna you're giving away a hundred dollars. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get the tractor away for whoever keeps her hand on
Speaker 1: it the long Okay, and let me throw on a
Speaker 1: little wrinkle in the middle of your teacher d J.
Speaker 1: You wanna get out there that that that Mickey prack
Speaker 1: Up lost his thumb and it flew into the corn field.
Speaker 1: If we can all after this go look for his
Speaker 1: thumb thumb and you have to do it in southern
Speaker 1: ec because you're in some state in the deep side
Speaker 1: of your choosing. Okay, go ahead, Tanna, Mickey prac crack up,
Speaker 1: crack up lost his thumb up. Okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: Cana to you. Hey, everybody, it is Louisiana, hot summer
Speaker 1: nights and not just want you know, then if you
Speaker 1: keep your hand on that tracter, you may just have
Speaker 1: a chance to win. It looks like we're down to
Speaker 1: just to remind or make you prack up. After this,
Speaker 1: we are going to have to search for it, all right,
Speaker 1: And here's your tune. Nervous, she said, the name of
Speaker 1: the choun but she was really good. All Right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you guys one minute. Here's your tune. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right now all right Kyle, it's down to Kyle
Speaker 1: and Tanna. Alright, Kyle, here's your new assignment. Well, this
Speaker 1: is for the wind. This is for the wind. I'm
Speaker 1: clearly out. I have no capacitor for this. Okay, you
Speaker 1: are you are um at lake have a sou um.
Speaker 1: They say it's the jet ski competition. Um and um
Speaker 1: and Eric Sheldon j okay, wait, Eric Sheldon, this is
Speaker 1: the wrinkle. Um, it's a jet ski competition. There's been
Speaker 1: some some kind of talks and put into the lake.
Speaker 1: And Eric Sheldon, Um, he got his ankle caught in
Speaker 1: like a motor like his food chopped off somewhere out
Speaker 1: of the boating in the bay. But Eric Sheldon, Eric Sheldon, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so we're in. It's the it's the it's like the
Speaker 1: Mickey crack up thing. But it's not thumb, it's a foot.
Speaker 1: It's on the cornfield. It's in the lake. Yeah, okay, Um.
Speaker 1: Eric Sheldon. Okay. And there's some and there's some toxin
Speaker 1: that's been put in. Okay, let's do you have anything
Speaker 1: you want to add that? Okay, might be dead. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Well, well, well like catastulians, are you ready
Speaker 1: to go jet scan? Well be careful because, as we know,
Speaker 1: Eric Sheldon's foot did get severed by his jet ski.
Speaker 1: A sad tale, but he's doing all right. Should make
Speaker 1: a full recovery. If you do see his foot floating
Speaker 1: in the water, please pick it up. It's the checks
Speaker 1: in five with I want you back, and I know
Speaker 1: Eric Sheldon does want his foot back. Yea, my god.
Speaker 1: You guys really have a knack for this. Would let
Speaker 1: a DJ make really a lot of practice. Don't act
Speaker 1: like don't don't think that you're bad at this? Like
Speaker 1: I do this every day. I work on it. Not
Speaker 1: only do I think it, I know I'm bad at this.
Speaker 1: All right, never practice this. I'm just let's let you
Speaker 1: back in. Let's let you back in, Okay, give me one.
Speaker 1: This is you're at a acid rock dance party, okay,
Speaker 1: and you've got to play Jackson five and you know
Speaker 1: it's not going to be popular. You're afraid people are
Speaker 1: gonna boo, So you're gonna say, what's so great about
Speaker 1: the Jackson FIVEE? And why this song is badass and
Speaker 1: cool enough to rock with you guys. Okay, it's an
Speaker 1: acid It's just like an acid rock. People are heavily
Speaker 1: on drugs, are used to hearing headbanging music, but you
Speaker 1: know you're playing it's like a normal acid rock. Like,
Speaker 1: what's an example of an acid rock? They're just like okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Devil Yeah, okay, okay, all right, do you have your
Speaker 1: face blood on, motherfucker because ship's about to go down.
Speaker 1: It's four am and we're to wear house, all right,
Speaker 1: don't clear the dance floor yet. Don't pooh pooh. This
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson was a King's spot from The Devil. We're
Speaker 1: gonna have you back here. He is is so much.
Speaker 1: That's my best work yet and it's still like a
Speaker 1: B minus, but it's my best work yet. I thought
Speaker 1: it was good. Thank you, Kyle. Quiet your booze, all right,
Speaker 1: an Tanna for the win, Tanna's Tanna. You're at a prison, Ryan,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're at rikers. You've done this for free.
Speaker 1: You're deejaying for free, and you're not You're like a heavy,
Speaker 1: You're like a real like a liberal ladies coning in
Speaker 1: to do service at Riker You don't feel like anyone
Speaker 1: should be in jail ever kind of everyone's like deserved
Speaker 1: a second chance. You are offended though that people have
Speaker 1: been throwing things at you and you're doing this for
Speaker 1: free for them. So your son turn up is he's
Speaker 1: like he doesn't like like seeing his mom get Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: your son's turned up there like lot the records and
Speaker 1: stuff you needed help caring. So in this DJ spout
Speaker 1: you're about to do, just make sure you get in
Speaker 1: how great this song is so and the other you
Speaker 1: get in is, guys, I'm doing this for free for you,
Speaker 1: like can you not throw food at me? And you're
Speaker 1: a real sort of hippy dippy and your son's okay, Canada,
Speaker 1: you're up, Tanda. That's a lot, but I'll do my best,
Speaker 1: but you can do it. Yeah, alright, your name is
Speaker 1: Scory everybody. It's me having a lot of fun here
Speaker 1: and being a free volunteer at the Riker's prison, trying
Speaker 1: to bring you, guys some really good music from Jackson five.
Speaker 1: Could you just one little thing? Could you stop throwing things?
Speaker 1: Sammis it's really hurting turnips feelings And here is my
Speaker 1: sound Tex so you know joy. Yeah, great, alright, alright, Zack,
Speaker 1: who won? Who wants Zack? Jack, you've been listening. You
Speaker 1: can pick and if you want to pick Tanna again,
Speaker 1: that's okay. But who do you think want? Kyle or Tanna?
Speaker 1: That's very kind, he says, all three of us. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say I felt like Kyle really went for today.
Speaker 1: I think kind. I thank you. Actually, I think you
Speaker 1: did win today. Kyle's last reaction, it's best that we
Speaker 1: give it to him. Yeah, that's when he saw people.
Speaker 1: When he saw that person, they're in the garbage, Cantle.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that and then you tend to take
Speaker 1: a moment and then threw the garbage. Can't okay? So
Speaker 1: then so he's freaking out. The uncle says about Garrett.
Speaker 1: I love the guy. He's a he's a beautiful guy.
Speaker 1: He's a poet, the soul of a poet. But they
Speaker 1: say cross choker, yeah, straight across joker, stride for stride um.
Speaker 1: They all basically said, Blake is your equal team, your bookmark.
Speaker 1: They kept saying, you're the same person. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: they're like, you have a job, he has a job.
Speaker 1: You also can think together. That's not going to Garrett
Speaker 1: mostly just seems very like giggly and crying, giggling or crying.
Speaker 1: So does he do anything else giggling? The mom said,
Speaker 1: I just want you to be happy. Just be happy.
Speaker 1: And then she says, I just have to say, who
Speaker 1: could I not picture my life without? So then they
Speaker 1: go they he's a sensitive guy, the whole fifty fifty thing. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: they went to the maybe it's the girl, maybe it's
Speaker 1: the equator, but I'm on top of the world. That's
Speaker 1: hilarious because the equator is in the middle of the world.
Speaker 1: It's that's far away from because you don't know, I mean,
Speaker 1: the top could be either one. Yeah, exactly, so as
Speaker 1: far as you possibly can. And then he goes, I
Speaker 1: couldn't get any higher, and then they started kissing and
Speaker 1: she was just happy with him, I mean she and
Speaker 1: then she said, I just picture changing diapers with him,
Speaker 1: going to the grocery store. We're both weird and quirky.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, you're not. You're not weird in quirky. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you're not. We're weird in quirky. Yea. After that last hand,
Speaker 1: we're weird in quirky. Yeah, they're not weird in quirky,
Speaker 1: if the four of us, five of us, I don't
Speaker 1: think aunt Tanna's quirky. It's not weird. You're not weird.
Speaker 1: You don't know me, Yeah, yeah, you don't know. Don't
Speaker 1: you think? Like I would trust Tanna, you know, babysitting
Speaker 1: like a child or something. I would trust you to.
Speaker 1: Actually really don't I drive d I've dropped babies on
Speaker 1: their head when I was like, I was like eleven,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have been babysitting babies. Yeah, Like if if
Speaker 1: we all went out with them, would would we all
Speaker 1: be like you guys are the quirky ones? Yeah, we
Speaker 1: know we would be the quirky would be like, you
Speaker 1: guys are milk? Yeah? What's milk? Yeah? For sure, for sure,
Speaker 1: for sure. I've never heard the word milk. I didn't
Speaker 1: know what it was. So then they were like, I
Speaker 1: guess to be laughing the entire time. Oh list, And
Speaker 1: then they stay spent. Then like when we slept together,
Speaker 1: we just you touched me the whole night, even if
Speaker 1: it was just a pinky, because I didn't want you
Speaker 1: to get away. And then she goes, do you have
Speaker 1: any questions? And he was like nope. Sex with both
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, yeah, that's upsetting. Yeah, but you know what,
Speaker 1: he didn't care. I don't think Garrett cares. He's like whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what made him win. He didn't care. He woke
Speaker 1: up in the morning like I'm super pumped. It's like
Speaker 1: you might get dumb. Oh he was the last guy.
Speaker 1: That's easy to be the last guy. And he also
Speaker 1: was sweet about you know what, if it's you're such
Speaker 1: a special person and good people deserve good things, and
Speaker 1: if it's not me at the end, it's okay. I
Speaker 1: just want you to be happy. That was really classy. Well,
Speaker 1: Blake was like, yes, little lady, do you think Blake
Speaker 1: is going to be the new Bachelor? He was angling
Speaker 1: it for it last night. They did it after Paradise Paradise,
Speaker 1: but he was being like, you know what, and I
Speaker 1: wish you all the best because my future is on television.
Speaker 1: He looks cute less. I thought he was more appealing
Speaker 1: than normal. Who's up that guy? And then the guy
Speaker 1: who came in third up for the best and people
Speaker 1: are angling for Wills, but I don't think Colton. Now,
Speaker 1: why don't they go for Jordans? That's the pick? The best, Dalbo,
Speaker 1: it's wherever. She kept saying that he reminded me of
Speaker 1: my dad. I don't I don't want to date a parent.
Speaker 1: He hunts. Every time he said about it, went hunting.
Speaker 1: I just pick your katie at how I'm going. My
Speaker 1: dad loved to like racist things too. We also doesn't
Speaker 1: believe school shootings like survivors. I mean the irony that
Speaker 1: there was a school shooting survivor and then a person
Speaker 1: who I mean, that's anyway. So then he goes, you
Speaker 1: know what they say, to give me butterflies, You give
Speaker 1: me eagles, and you make me feel so good. I
Speaker 1: want to give all the world eagles. What I mean,
Speaker 1: you give me eagles? You guys? He said, you give
Speaker 1: me eagles. That was unfortunate. I feel like he wanted
Speaker 1: to take that back of me. He didn't. I He's like,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? You give me? He's but I
Speaker 1: vision like eagles in your stomach, like the practically, like
Speaker 1: you can kind of see butterflies, kind of getting something
Speaker 1: going on, but e to be trapped and choking to
Speaker 1: death and would die very and you're just a giant eagle.
Speaker 1: I hated to say it, but I found myself like
Speaker 1: getting one over by him. Definitely, he was really sweetn't
Speaker 1: know about the Instagram. We would know he was dumb
Speaker 1: because he is just not because he's dumb, but true.
Speaker 1: But he was sweet and they had more fun together.
Speaker 1: You can passed dumb as long as they it's clear
Speaker 1: that you take. I felt like, I felt like, please
Speaker 1: tell me what you see coming out of the window
Speaker 1: of that building. I felt it's not trashedy yet. I
Speaker 1: felt like, um, she's happier with him. She was clearly
Speaker 1: happier with him. Well, of course though, because the other
Speaker 1: guy is so stressed out in his head is and
Speaker 1: she felt responsible for his feelings and she's like this guy,
Speaker 1: he's happy, don't care that bangs the other guy yesterday.
Speaker 1: This is fun. I like this guy, this guy, this
Speaker 1: guy yea. True though he was child, you feel so
Speaker 1: good that you just want you really went for today.
Speaker 1: You wanted that prize. I wanted it. I practiced all week.
Speaker 1: I was upset the tanna one last time. I was like,
Speaker 1: and I came back strong. Yeah, I think that's what
Speaker 1: I did. You scared Zack. He can't pick me now
Speaker 1: for fear of retaliation. Yeah, yeah, Zack, okay, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I will choose you every single day. I will guard
Speaker 1: you and make you feel safe. That's a nice thing
Speaker 1: to say to a lady. That's funny about that, can
Speaker 1: Id because I know this whole thing, and I'm just
Speaker 1: telling you guys, these ladies and're like, oh, I want
Speaker 1: to feel safe, like you know, like this guy says
Speaker 1: I'll make you feel safe. What is he going to do?
Speaker 1: Is she really in danger in society now? It's not
Speaker 1: like we're in caveman times. She could take care of herself.
Speaker 1: What's going to happen that? I think for her? It's
Speaker 1: more like emotional. I think so with Ari and Dad,
Speaker 1: of like feeling and he's a big guy, so maybe
Speaker 1: it is the illusion of I think if your dad
Speaker 1: dies at fourteen and then you have that happened on
Speaker 1: television with Ari, like there's this weird sense of protection
Speaker 1: of like it wasn't really He cried for a half
Speaker 1: hour and then said strong and keep you safe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess crying strength in a way. Yeah. I cried
Speaker 1: at the end, Yet I was not really crying. I
Speaker 1: just want to put it bug in your ear. I
Speaker 1: wasn't really crying, sure, Sure, sure, I was. I had tears.
Speaker 1: I don't know where it came from. It might have
Speaker 1: been an allergy. You can understand this is summertime. Do
Speaker 1: you think it was because you knew your hot was
Speaker 1: arriving and you were so excited and you knew it
Speaker 1: was going to get scratched. You know you needed a
Speaker 1: new car, but you bought a hot all right, eight
Speaker 1: thousand dollars like your hot brand new hot tub. Tianna
Speaker 1: is a really good money advisor. You should be called Tanna.
Speaker 1: She's really good in the ground with a deck around it. Now,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be cool. This is the deck gonna call?
Speaker 1: How much is it going to cost to put it
Speaker 1: in the ground? Is it gonna be like investment? It's
Speaker 1: probably gonna be another five grand to get in the ground.
Speaker 1: The value of your home will go up? Will it hot?
Speaker 1: You live in like literally a cardboard box? Then I
Speaker 1: like really well, like definitely a deck would definitely a
Speaker 1: hot hot tub on a deck if it was somebody
Speaker 1: else's old hot tub can be sanitized. I mean, so
Speaker 1: wish I do put a pool there? You can't. You
Speaker 1: can't get invested. You can't like, oh funk I bought
Speaker 1: a hot tub. I should also buy a pool. No,
Speaker 1: this is good advice. That's bad. You should start with
Speaker 1: the car and then where about it? Okay? So then
Speaker 1: um so then uh so then he did say, which
Speaker 1: was also sweet. I don't know if Okay, they kissed,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I love her accent. I love you Becca?
Speaker 1: He did. He loved her accent and does she have
Speaker 1: an accent? Oh? That was that was so weird. He's like,
Speaker 1: I love how she's bag and he goes, I would
Speaker 1: let her tear my heart out. I would let her
Speaker 1: tear my heart out to make sure she's happy. Good dessert.
Speaker 1: Good people deserve the best. I don't know if anyone
Speaker 1: ever made Becca realize her worth. That's sweet. Ye Dollar
Speaker 1: Signs was trash and Ross dollar Signs somebody put on
Speaker 1: Facebook a photo like the looks like Ross Doaller Signs
Speaker 1: look like if Blake and Garrett had a baby? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is what? Did? What did she say or do
Speaker 1: that made him feel Not that? I mean, everyone deserves
Speaker 1: to be happy all that, but like what was so?
Speaker 1: No one never realized was he referring to the Ari thing?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just seemed like it seems like
Speaker 1: she had some shitty excess. That's kind of what he
Speaker 1: was implying, but not that we wouldever. So then we
Speaker 1: have Blake. She did a leg wrap of Blake. They
Speaker 1: did the bikes. There was no yacht. And then she
Speaker 1: kept saying last year, I remember last year, um, um,
Speaker 1: and he said, I made you something with my bare hands.
Speaker 1: It's a time capsule, a time box. Um. And then
Speaker 1: at the end she said, I've been praying for clarity
Speaker 1: and I got it. I could see Blake standing in
Speaker 1: front of me professing his love and me professing it back.
Speaker 1: That's tough. I couldn't see. I could. I could. That's tough.
Speaker 1: If you're that's hard to hear that. And then she
Speaker 1: prayed to dad and then um, how did dad die cancer?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but she was fourteen. I think it
Speaker 1: took like five years. I think yes out and then
Speaker 1: um and then Hi, I'm Neil Lane. But they seek
Speaker 1: happy at the end, Blake and Becca like when on
Speaker 1: that final date I actually thought he might pull it off.
Speaker 1: I think there was a moment when he made her
Speaker 1: that box and she walked away. She seemed in love
Speaker 1: with him. The only thing you're getting on the show
Speaker 1: is the person going like this is amazing, so happy
Speaker 1: to be here with you, and I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: growing and I feel like sharing and I can be
Speaker 1: myself with you. Thanks, Thanks Kyle. I mean really, that's
Speaker 1: all you get. You don't get like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we were crying, laughing, blah blah blah. You don't get like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he came got me up the airport.
Speaker 1: That's where in Paradise, Australia is so great because there
Speaker 1: was the greatest couple that were funny together, Terror and Sammy.
Speaker 1: They were laughing and laughing and laughing the whole time time,
Speaker 1: which is why it's devastating that they broke up. They
Speaker 1: did they broke up. That hurts I heard because they
Speaker 1: were laughing the whole time. They were so cute. I
Speaker 1: want to see the first day when it's gotta undercover
Speaker 1: with glasses and hidden cameras. But like when they go
Speaker 1: on their first non producer date when they're like, let's
Speaker 1: go you know wherever, and they are they go to
Speaker 1: their house and they just go to a place where
Speaker 1: I'm not a bear ticket apology. The first time they're
Speaker 1: not a camera and they're like just real life regular people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like where they're doing something where it's not appropriate to
Speaker 1: say this is amazing. Isn't this great? Yeah, like we're
Speaker 1: on this is like kind of a crappy place, but
Speaker 1: we can just yeah, exactly. I want to see that date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how does that go? Break the break up? No boat,
Speaker 1: no boat, no jet pack, hot no boat, hot top,
Speaker 1: no boat. That's the cold on a good story. Where's
Speaker 1: my that's my book? Um hot tip note boat? I
Speaker 1: don't you just enjoy it? You just enjoy it, don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. Just you bought it. Enjoy it. Just
Speaker 1: enjoy it. Water in it, fill it, put water. It's
Speaker 1: a great point. Did you think for a second that
Speaker 1: Blake was going to win for a second because of
Speaker 1: how the edit was going, But then I just kept
Speaker 1: coming back. She just seemed towards their last date, towards
Speaker 1: the end, less happy than she when she was with Garrett. Yeah. Agree.
Speaker 1: Blake said this. It was his first really bad grammar.
Speaker 1: I do got this weird, strong calm about me, he
Speaker 1: said in the morning, you got this weird strong calm.
Speaker 1: I do got this weird strong calm about me. That's
Speaker 1: hard to say. I do got this weird strong calm.
Speaker 1: I do got this weird strong calm. I do got
Speaker 1: this rod strong calm. And then I do got this
Speaker 1: weird strong calm. I do got this weird strong calm.
Speaker 1: I do got this rod strong cough Tanna, Tanna, I
Speaker 1: do got this weird strong calm. I do got this
Speaker 1: strong calm. I do got this weird strong calm. Do
Speaker 1: got this weird strong com I got this weird strong Wow,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Come come, come can
Speaker 1: is pretty good? Is good at things? Um? So then
Speaker 1: she was pressing in her I found my partner, but
Speaker 1: I also found myself. Um. And then I'm happy just
Speaker 1: knowing she's happy. And then and then they go and
Speaker 1: she fucking she picked Garrett. She picked Garrett, and uh,
Speaker 1: I hate that they make them do the whole like
Speaker 1: awkward and speech before she's like just wait for a sec.
Speaker 1: I know that was hard. Before she said no, I thought,
Speaker 1: if this, if she's saying no to him, she's a
Speaker 1: bit because as he was professing his love, she was
Speaker 1: like smiling and like, yeah, they all do that, like
Speaker 1: she loved it. You know, it was not empathizing with
Speaker 1: this actually watching him and I'm thinking between his mom,
Speaker 1: his ex girlfriend, and now this this guy is going
Speaker 1: to harden like he will never his sweetness unless he's
Speaker 1: the bachelor. TM. What do you think. I think he's
Speaker 1: going to be the bachelor. I think he's going to
Speaker 1: be the bachelor. And a part of me thinks after
Speaker 1: seeing him on the after the roads, that he's going
Speaker 1: to have a edge to him. Yeah, that's what That's
Speaker 1: what I mean. I think he's got hardened by this.
Speaker 1: I think it was the last straw between the mom
Speaker 1: the school shooting. Do not funk with me. The mom
Speaker 1: cheating on his dad with the school coach, the English teacher,
Speaker 1: his coach. She left him for the coach, and he
Speaker 1: found out through us like high school. It's like she
Speaker 1: moved out and moved into like a shitty apartment, and
Speaker 1: some girls like and I heard your mom moved in
Speaker 1: with the coach, and that's how we found out. That's
Speaker 1: how he found out. Like everyone knew and it was
Speaker 1: like his coach. Yeah yeah. And then there was a
Speaker 1: school shooting, which is like traumatizing. You know. That's another
Speaker 1: reason I didn't like when she was like, what would
Speaker 1: you do if there was like a sick kid. It's
Speaker 1: like he's he got you went through a school shooting,
Speaker 1: Like what he's fine. He was crying. It's anxious person.
Speaker 1: Could you about how sweaty that poor guy was they
Speaker 1: made it was so hot, she was sweating. They made
Speaker 1: these guys were suits. I mean, look, the guy just
Speaker 1: were like a button down in like a linen pant
Speaker 1: and I was so hot and a tammy behan a
Speaker 1: nice slack, you know, like a hot top of and
Speaker 1: like the poor guy was dripping and sweat crying into
Speaker 1: his suit, like blowing his nose onto like pretty blue
Speaker 1: wools to get a nice suit on. He looked handsome.
Speaker 1: I think this guy's I think there was a hardness
Speaker 1: that like, like he turned to stone. I was worried
Speaker 1: about a hardening. I thought he was he was gonna
Speaker 1: either go one. He was going to turn a stone,
Speaker 1: or he was going to you fucking lose it. And
Speaker 1: I really thought he was going to lose it. But
Speaker 1: he just like when he turned to star, he turned
Speaker 1: to start push it down, push it down down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like not again, Yeah, I know it. I knew it.
Speaker 1: I knew. I mean I also kind of knew when
Speaker 1: he was like I have a bunch it's a curse.
Speaker 1: I he was, he was, he goes, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I pictured the moment with you and like, and then
Speaker 1: she said to him, I picked I got the whole
Speaker 1: time through this. I pictured the moment with you, but
Speaker 1: it's a better fit with someone else that's so fucked
Speaker 1: up to stay to the person who just proposed to you.
Speaker 1: I always pictured it like this, but it's not going
Speaker 1: to be us. And then him picturing poor Garrett during
Speaker 1: it was then he was like, I love you, by God,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I fucking knew it, and then he was.
Speaker 1: Then he was on stage. It's difficult to watch to
Speaker 1: see myself with the ring in my hand. There was
Speaker 1: no red fly. Are you still in love with Becca?
Speaker 1: I always have love Rebecca. I mean, it was just
Speaker 1: I don't have love for her. Yeah I don't. I
Speaker 1: never And she said, I never wanted to hurt me
Speaker 1: when I felt so lucky you were my I feel
Speaker 1: so lucky you were my bachelorette. That's what he said.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was, he was, he was unditioning to be
Speaker 1: the bachelor. Surprised. You just gotta start saying, like true
Speaker 1: love will find it. And then when she said when
Speaker 1: she he goes why and she said taking care of
Speaker 1: one of another. With one of us was sick, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's a woman who watched a real bed.
Speaker 1: So she mentioned stickingness twice, A sick kid. If one
Speaker 1: of us is just waiting for the shoe to drop, yeah,
Speaker 1: if Garrett has a heart attack and drops dead, she's
Speaker 1: going to die. If he's a will be very similar
Speaker 1: to this one, where it's like someone who got hurt
Speaker 1: really bad and is now looking for someone who's like safe,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hurt me. He doesn't seem smart enough
Speaker 1: to do anything that could get him killed Garrott. That's
Speaker 1: probably she's thinking. I feel I'm pulling this out to
Speaker 1: do the Bachelor tweet of the week. I feel like
Speaker 1: I feel like I really wanted them to be happy.
Speaker 1: I mean, ultimately she didn't seem happier with him, but
Speaker 1: they didn't ask him why did you like? He said,
Speaker 1: I did do it. I've apologized, but there was no like,
Speaker 1: what do you Why did you do that? Why would
Speaker 1: you like that? Why would you like that? Great? Why?
Speaker 1: I do believe? I mean? And then I saw I
Speaker 1: go in a little deep diving online. He was saying,
Speaker 1: my family is really open. They say it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: if you're black, white, purple, Like, that's why he did that.
Speaker 1: He did that, He did that today. It's one of
Speaker 1: those things where I would hope that, Look, I would
Speaker 1: hope that this is a guy that came from a
Speaker 1: small world where maybe people have limited views, and perhaps
Speaker 1: he's seen more in the world. He seemed like a
Speaker 1: dummy who might not have known better, and maybe, like
Speaker 1: I believe that you can no better. He had an opinion. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I hope I hope, like horizons, could you have
Speaker 1: to That's the thing I can't get past is you
Speaker 1: have to follow a certain type of account that puts
Speaker 1: out memes like that. That's not like or if your
Speaker 1: friends are doing it, like, yeah, that's the world you
Speaker 1: live in. Yeah, I don't just want to know why
Speaker 1: did you like that? Though? I don't know. Why did
Speaker 1: you like this homophobic one? Why did you like this
Speaker 1: racist one? There were so many like this anti immigrant one.
Speaker 1: Why you was one of the Parkland shooter? Do you
Speaker 1: actually thank their crisis actor? Did you see the one
Speaker 1: where it was a liberal woman and there was a
Speaker 1: lot it was like it was like the young boy
Speaker 1: and then the boy, young boy with makeup on. It
Speaker 1: was like trans ones. It's like there was a broad
Speaker 1: spectrum of things. Yeah, it was that yeah left, I
Speaker 1: mean like who even he probably literally is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well those kids should be in cages. What he really
Speaker 1: thinks that he's not saying out loud because Becca, I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe he doesn't know how to like focalize himself or
Speaker 1: just I don't even know. It was a lot of
Speaker 1: different it was. He really spread it up, really spread
Speaker 1: it up. It's hard because he was so likable on
Speaker 1: I can see how she picked him. Sure I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have picked him, but I can see. I can see
Speaker 1: he was a nice guy on the show. He was
Speaker 1: nice to be other contestants. He was pleasant. That is
Speaker 1: a lot of information to get. And they don't ask
Speaker 1: questions like what are your views on homosexuality or whatever?
Speaker 1: They don't get deep lady, just say, oh this is
Speaker 1: great view, Kyle. Are you going to watch Paradise? And
Speaker 1: when you come, do some of them good? I may
Speaker 1: have to, like I need in a few days. Sorry,
Speaker 1: take a couple of days. You free tomorrow? I mean
Speaker 1: I am will be there, um, will you? I had
Speaker 1: there were people were still on fire with tweet on
Speaker 1: the weeks. I Anna sent me like fifteen or twenty.
Speaker 1: I narrowed it down to seven, and then we're gonna
Speaker 1: pick it to two. Okay, ready, Cheyenne Constant at Trixy Firecracker.
Speaker 1: This is kind of like what's this is kind of
Speaker 1: like seeing what would have happened if Jenny said yes
Speaker 1: to Forest instead of going out in the world and
Speaker 1: getting gravely ill. That's good. That's a good one. That's
Speaker 1: that's good, Cheyenne Constant quote going back to your sister dolphins. Yep,
Speaker 1: this is a man with depth the depth of a
Speaker 1: half full kittie poole. Another the three shy in Constant
Speaker 1: up top number three. Uh oh, Blake is falling apart.
Speaker 1: A crumbling Blake is never good. His mom is going
Speaker 1: to have her creepy sexy coach time interrupted while she
Speaker 1: has to reassure Blake that he is lovaball. That's tough.
Speaker 1: That's to seth Thatt at basebone one. Hey, Garrett neil
Speaker 1: Lean's here to explain all the shiny things. That's a
Speaker 1: pretty This is another good one. Alison H. S At
Speaker 1: Alison H. Stewart. I don't want to get all hung
Speaker 1: up on metaphors or anything. But Garrett just literally dragged
Speaker 1: Becca underwater. Yes, I saw that under her ankle and
Speaker 1: pulled her underwater, and they put very romantic music to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did. Actually really freaked me out. He grabbed her
Speaker 1: ankle and sucked her underwater. Very awful feeling. I okay,
Speaker 1: this is from Ryan Patrick Green at RP Green Machine
Speaker 1: for man Chris Harrison was so wrong. The biggest shock
Speaker 1: was Uncle Chuck saying Garrett was a poet. Just shocking
Speaker 1: and upsetting on so many levels. A close second was
Speaker 1: seeing Blake's mom's terrible hairy Sorry I don't even get
Speaker 1: a poet. Oh my god. So this one has a
Speaker 1: picture of Scooby Doo on a lot of this is
Speaker 1: seth bad at Basebone one. Garrett was going to use
Speaker 1: his words to tell Becca he loves her on the boat,
Speaker 1: and he would have gotten away with it if it
Speaker 1: weren't for those meddling dolphins. Okay, Megan Corbett back at
Speaker 1: Meg Corps. I'm excited, but I'm nervous, nervous and excited, nervous, nervous.
Speaker 1: I think Blake finally broke all right, So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: narrow it down to these two. I'm gonna narrow it
Speaker 1: down to set that at basebone one. I'm a narrow
Speaker 1: down to three, and then we're gonna narrow We're gonna
Speaker 1: eliminate one and have it be too narrowing it down
Speaker 1: to three seth vat at basebone one. Garrett was going
Speaker 1: to use his words to tell Becca he loves her
Speaker 1: on the boat, and he would have gotten away with
Speaker 1: it if it weren't for those meddling dolphins. Very good,
Speaker 1: very good, Okay, death vat hey Garrett Neil Lanes here
Speaker 1: to explain all the shiny things. Very good, very good,
Speaker 1: and um shyanne constant at Trixie Firecracker. This is kind
Speaker 1: of like saying, what would have happened if Jenny said
Speaker 1: yes to Forest instead of going out in the world
Speaker 1: and getting gravely ill. All right, I'm gonna narrow it
Speaker 1: down to seth that seth that. I'm going to narrow
Speaker 1: it down to Hey, Garrett Million's here to explain all
Speaker 1: the shiny things. And Garrett was going to use his
Speaker 1: words to tell Becky he loves her on the boat,
Speaker 1: and he would have gotten away with it if it
Speaker 1: weren't for those meddling dolphins. Dolphins are shiny things, Tanna, dolphins,
Speaker 1: Dolphins are shiny thing. Here's a tiebreak. I'm gonna go dolphins.
Speaker 1: Garrot was going to use his words to tell Becky
Speaker 1: he loves her on the boat and he would have
Speaker 1: got away with there, but were for those meddling dolphins. Dolphins?
Speaker 1: Um like us on iTunes? Do we have any new
Speaker 1: do we have any new likes? Um? We don't want
Speaker 1: Garrett to like us? All right, Um, okay, here's an
Speaker 1: email we got Rose podcast. This is from Sydney or
Speaker 1: a present. I love you guys. This is my favorite
Speaker 1: podcast and I've been meaning to contribute in some way.
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure you all saw this post.
Speaker 1: In case you don't follow Ari on Instagram. I mean
Speaker 1: I don't really because I hated him, but someone just
Speaker 1: showed me and he just turned off his cards, so apparently, Um,
Speaker 1: she sent me a meme of Blake that is Blake
Speaker 1: dressed looking like a thumb and a it's Blake like
Speaker 1: looking like a thumb in a onesie. And then it
Speaker 1: was also Ari did an Instagram post that he said
Speaker 1: that he and Lauren flew to the mall deeps as
Speaker 1: the Bachelor and Becca's request and that they didn't hear
Speaker 1: the conversation. Well, too bad, dumb dumb Wait what ari
Speaker 1: if you wait? They flew there to like give her advice,
Speaker 1: it says in the email. I would kill them. I
Speaker 1: would fly them out there and kill it says. Here's
Speaker 1: the post. He says, Laurie and I flew to the mall.
Speaker 1: De User's a photo of them at the Bachelor in
Speaker 1: Becca's request. It's a conversation that unfortunately won't be shown,
Speaker 1: but it was really positive for all of us. You
Speaker 1: can imagine this trip could have been very difficult for Lauren,
Speaker 1: but she has supported and stood by me and all this.
Speaker 1: I think and love her every day because it's like
Speaker 1: this was hard on Lauren. Fuck, that was like I'm hurt.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. I think it's good to have one really
Speaker 1: dumb one in their relationship that's not like thinking tune,
Speaker 1: not that dumb, but one can be like a stress.
Speaker 1: But that one, she's like, what are we doing? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's good. You know what we gotta get. We gotta
Speaker 1: get dumb companions for everybody. Hey, dumb dumbs, all right,
Speaker 1: don't forget to watch insatiable this weekend and dropped Friday
Speaker 1: the tenth watching all of that. It's the most exciting
Speaker 1: thing that I've ever done. I can't believe that I'm
Speaker 1: a horrible person. Bye bye. That's exciting, it's shay it.
Speaker 1: It's so fun where you reach in this role. In
Speaker 1: a picture of the three of us, each up this
Speaker 1: role your word sder et up this role into your world.